ITT the previous poster has sucked a lot of dicks (15)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 11:19

>>0 can distinguish Virginians from Louisianans from the taste of their smegma alone

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 11:45

>>1 decided to make this thread

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 02:38

>>2 replied to this thread

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 10:20

>>3 can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 10:23

One time >>4 was eating a hot dog, and she forgot that she was supposed to use her teeth.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 13:40

37! >>5 sucked 37 dicks!

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 18:41

>>6 sucked 37! dicks.

Yes, that's right; 13,763,753,091,226,345,046,315,979,581,580,902,400,000,000 of them.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 13:37

>>7 sucked m1dy's dick

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 00:39

>>8 gets plenty of zinc from swallowing all that cum.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 04:54

>>9
Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

11 Name: vc: bi : 1993-09-9342 05:03

10 PRINT ">>10 JUST SUCKED ANOTHER DICK"
20 GOTO 10

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 08:54

Pair of dicks, pair of dicks.
>>11 sucked a pair of dicks.
wolf whistle from the back

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 18:27

>>12 Can only identify dog breeds by performing fellatio on them.
>>12 doesn't understand why so many people can't tell the difference between a Husky and Malamute, because he says the taste difference is obvious.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 23:33

even if they're blindfolded >>13 can still tell the difference between a penis and a penis(feminine)

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 04:21

>>14's favorite words are "We must secure the existence of our daddies and a future for big black cocks."

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