[Part V] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (229)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:49

( EƒΦE) You are a wonderful person.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:49

( EƒΦE) They should make a statue!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:52

( EƒΦE) I need a job.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 17:00

In other news, the Pervocolypse continues as annoying
comic foil Beady Eyes takes over children's programming
for DQN TV after their flagship show Everybody L-
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7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 02:57

( EƒΦE) I should do that hanging on a palm tree bit again, that was good.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 05:30

( EƒΦE) Also were never doing a cold open again

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 12:58

( EƒΦE) Hmm, it seems oddly quiet in here... as though someone or something were missing...

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 18:49

(EƒΦE )
( EƒΦE)
(EƒΦE )
( EƒΦE) ....

( EƒΦE) Where are the other clones?

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 03:44

( EƒΦE) Where's my pants?

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 16:43

( EƒΦE) WHERE'S MY SUMMER SAUSAGE???

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 22:26

( E-E) Hahaha! Just as I planned!

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 21:47

( EƒΦE) Yay! Your plan worked!

( EƒΦE) I'm so happy for you!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 01:51

( EƒΦE) Welp, time to die!

( xƒΦx)

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 17:24

( E-E) YES!!!!!!!

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 23:31

( EƒΦE) Woohoo!

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 23:39

( EƒΦE) Now it's your turn!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 02:08

( E-E) Yep! Time to start my new super-fun kids shows!
( E-E)
( E-E) Didn't you just die?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 21:58

( EƒΦE) No, that was me.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8884 21:51

( EƒΦE) Anyway, as I was saying, now it's your turn to die!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 19:59

( E-E) The whole recurring "Beady Dies" subplot is startlingly formulaic.
( E-E) In fact,
( EmE) you might say,
i@ί m߁j I'm not into the whole "not being alive" thing.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8885 20:51

( EƒΦE) It's easy! Just put Xs over your eyes like this.
( xƒΦx)
( EƒΦE) And then cease all metabolic functions. You can do it!

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 20:34

( EƒΦE) Go on, I believe in you!

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 20:58

( E-E) NO!
( E-E) Anyway, I have to create a new awesome kid show to replace your totally lame one that even though it was hugely popular I never met a single person who watched it not even me.

( E-E)
( E-E) You suck.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 23:01

( EƒΦE) Not even a little bit? C'mon, it's not like you're using those metabolic functions for anything important anyway.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 19:52

( EƒΦE) Like this.
( xƒΦx)
( EƒΦE) Come on, you can do it!

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 21:19

( E-E) God, alright, fine, if it'll shut you up already.

( x-x)

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 23:31

| ₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Check his pulse.
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30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 19:03

( x-x) No, there's no need to do that. I'm definitely dead.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 19:20

( x-x) That wasn't me talking, by the way. That was gas leaking out of my bloated, rotting corpse.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 20:51

( x-E)
( x-x) pfssssssssssssssssssssssssss

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 20:58

| ₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Well his eyes are x's. As a doctor I know that means he's dead.
|.@V@Κ
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34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 15:31

| ₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Throw him in the liquifier.
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35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 17:50

( EƒΦE) Right away, sir!

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8894 22:13

Heave ho!
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37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 23:35

( EƒΦE) Ahh, I'll miss Beady Eyes...

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 23:49

( EƒΦE) Right after we drink him.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 22:16

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40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 06:21

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41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 21:53

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(@EƒΦEj Howdy kids! After we wet our'n whistles with Beady Cola, we'll get back to our show!

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 22:06

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43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 22:06

( -ƒΦ-)-ƒΦ-)-ƒΦ-) mmmmmmm
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44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 22:07

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45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 04:18

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46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 14:54

(@EƒΦEj Hm. No hint of prion disease in that one.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 20:06

(@EƒΦEj Although actually, the aftertaste does seem a b--

(@xƒΦxj hrk

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 18:52

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49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 22:26

( LƒΦ`) That's it folks, show's over.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 14:15

(@EƒΦEj let's eat mum, mum[i]![/i]

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 19:23

( LƒΦ`) You ate Mum years ago.
( LƒΦ`) Some of you did. They're probably long dead now.

( LƒΦ`) Poor Mumsy.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 16:24

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 17:17

( EƒΦE)EƒΦE)EƒΦE)EƒΦE)EƒΦE) Hello everyone! Our name is Clonepa!

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 20:25

( LƒΦ`) Hello everyone! Their name is Clonepa!

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 21:26

( EƒΦE) I'm so glad you were chosen as my new sidekick! You're much better than that stinky old Beady Eyes ever was.

56 Name: |'PlP~| : 1993-09-8938 18:04

In other news, Star of the hit show "Everybody Loves Clonepa" Dropped his beloved partner and sidekick Beady Eyes this morning under the the claims that he was "Old" And "Stinky" Later that night a Drunken Beady Eyes was spotted urinating on Clonepa's Furni-
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57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 18:55

( EƒΦE) I need a new summer sausage.

( EƒΦE) That much is clear. But where...

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 23:56

( EƒΦE) I know!

( EƒΦE) We're going to Italy!!

-cue theme music-

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 00:00

But little did they know, it was winter in Italy

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 19:21

(there will be a short pause as we frantically try to find some Italy themed AA)

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 23:52

( EƒΦE) Here we are in beeeeyoutiful Italy!

( EƒΦE) Look over there, it's the Eiffel Tower!

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 00:38

( EƒΦE) Right there, under all the snow and discarded Domino's Pizza boxes!

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 04:21

( EƒΦE) Wait a minute, this isn't Verona, Italy; it's Verona, Indiana!

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8978 15:11

( EƒΦE) Everybody back onboard the Puce Moose!

---cue travel montage again---

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 21:41

( EƒΦE) Well, we're finally here in beautiful Muncie, Italy!

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 15:52

( EƒΦE) Here comes an Italian gentleman right now! I wonder if he can help.

( EƒΦE) "Hoolio mi pastarama! Donde esta salsiccia di estate for pavor?"

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 16:04

Θ__Θ@ Ώ@Pastafazool!
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@Όœc™))ƒΦE) awww
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68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 19:39

( (#)ƒΦE) I don't think pasta's all it's cracked out to be, anyways.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 23:40

(EƒΦE) Now for Clonepa with the weather.
(EƒΦE) Omega storms all afternoon
(EƒΆE) fuck

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9110 20:12

( ‹ ʖ ‹) Hola Clonemigo! I am stereotypical Italy Personage, here to converse in stereotypical Italy Personage ways with youse.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 03:00

(E-E) Fuck off.

72 Name: ( ‹ ʖ ‹) : 1993-09-9122 17:48

( ‹ ʖ ‹) n e v e r . . .

73 Name: i .ƒΦ.j : 1993-09-9122 18:13

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74 Name: i .ƒΦ.j : 1993-09-9122 18:16

( EƒΦE) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.

75 Name: i .ƒΦ.j : 1993-09-9122 18:17

( EƒΦE) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.

76 Name: i .ƒΦ.j : 1993-09-9122 18:18

( EƒΆE) fuck

77 Name: i .ƒΦ.j : 1993-09-9122 18:19

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(@EƒΦEjAnother one is repeating itself? Do we need to get the liquifier running again?

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 15:57

( LƒΦ`) The liquifiers ran day and night. We were this close to snuffing it out when he arrived.

( LƒΦ`) He looked around and left, and then we snuffed it out.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 20:17

( EƒΦE) BROTHER!

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 18:48

In other news, the entire cast and crew of DQN-TV's
flagship children's show, Everybody Loves Clonepa, has
been liquified. Outbreaks of prion disease have been re-
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81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 16:28

NBC shocked viewers Saturday night with a crude perverted sexual display that immediately followed the networkfs breaking news announcement of the death of 2008 Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain of Arizona.

NBC followed the breaking news announcement by reporter Richard Lui by going straight to an Americafs Got Talent segment that featured two topless men in orange pants performing on stage wearing dolphin heads while continuously simulating masturbating themselves in front of a marquee that read, gDolphin Love Storyh.
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82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 20:03

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83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 04:07

A team of scientists announced today in the wake of Applefs latest technological offerings that ganyone still a fan of this shit must be clinically retardedh.
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@That's enough news for today.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 15:33

(|||ƒΦEjHello everybody! My name is Ringupa!

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 15:34

(|||ƒΦEjYou all die in a week now!

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 08:39

(E-E) Oh good, I was getting bored of being alive.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 00:12

(|||ƒΦEjYou are already dead. You got liquified alive a while back.

(|||ƒΦEjYou were tasty.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 17:58

(|||ƒΦEjIn any case, the rest of you viewers at home should get your affairs in order before September 9156, 1993.

(|||ƒΦEjBecause you'll die then when I crawl out of your monitor or TV or smartphone or tablet or other display device and kill you on that date.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:52

( EƒΦE) I know how this goes. It's time for the appropriate countermeasures.

...

@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@@@i@MƒnLj@How very kind of Mr. Clonepa to give me this VHS tape of kittens frolicking in the garden.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 20:23

One week later...
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@|@|@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ |@|@@@@@@ žΌ@@@@j@QQ
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91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 20:26

@@@@@|@@@@@@@@@@ .( (@|@|_
@@@@@| )@@@@@@@@@ @) ) |@|@.|
@@@@@|QQQQQQQQ(__|@._|
@@@ ^\ @@Θ Θ@@\\-_ΰ
@@^@@@ @ ( @@@)@@@@@@@_
@@|PPPPPPPPPPPPP |

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@@i@ ₯ƒΦ₯j
@ Q|@½^(QQ_
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@ ƒά^R-A_Q_
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92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 21:27

@ ƒά^R-A_Q_
^ƒ_/QQQQ^

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 21:28

@@@@@|@@@@@@@@@@ .( (@|@|_
@@@@@| )@@@@@@@@@ @) ) |@|@.|
@@@@@|QQQQQQQQ(__|@._|
@@@ ^\ @@Θ Θ@@\\-_ΰ
@@^@@@ @ (|||ƒΦE)@@@@@@@_
@@|PPPPPPPPPPPPP |

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94 Name: i .ƒΦ.j : 1993-09-9207 05:03

(|||ƒΆEj Fuck

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 17:11

I'm crawling out of this terebi to kill y -klik-
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Nah.
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_QR_Q||@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 19:22

@@@@@@@ ΘQΘ@That was a close one, kids!
@@@@@@@(L₯ƒΦ₯`)
@QQQ//„_Ό @)Q
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M()°°°°°°°°()ƒ¬3

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 17:21

( E-E) Not close enough for my taste.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 18:16

@@Hi.
(|||ƒΦE)@( E-E)

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 18:40

(|||ƒΦE)@(E-E ) You are in serious need of a haircut, Crapass.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:20

i@ ₯ƒΦ₯j Have a gay day!

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 22:16

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to you on this, the
occasion of my 100 GET, to formally
express my disappointment at your
recent network broadcast Everybody
Loves Clonepa's decision to capitulate
to the homosexual agenda by wishing
your viewers, quote, a gay day, unquote.
Not only does this run completely
counter to the family values that this
show should stand for, but, more
importantly, it undermines the
transgender agenda's vital work to turn
all the kids trans.

Yours faithfully,
Mr B. D. Eyes

@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏ
@@@@@@@@@(E-E )
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@Ό)Q
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@|QQQQQ|^

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 16:40

( EƒΦE)ƒΠ I'm pointing at you!

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 17:47

( EƒΦE)ƒΠ Yeah, you!

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 18:34

( E-E) No, you.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 19:27

( EƒΦE)ƒΠ Not you, bubblebutt. The guy next to you!

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 22:14

(EƒΦE ) Who, me?

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 22:20

( EƒΦE)ƒΠ It's actually you, you're pointing at yourself!

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 09:15

(EƒΦE ) What a twist!

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 21:21

( E-E) Can we please go to commercial and end this stupidity?

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 21:49

( EƒΦE)ƒΠ ( EƒΦE)ƒΠ You shut your mouth, complainypants.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 12:30

( EƒΦE)ƒΠ ( EƒΦE)ƒΠ ( EƒΦE)ƒΠ Yeah, shut up, whingeytrousers!

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 01:34

( E-E) Put the lowercase sigma back inside your pants where it belongs, you deviants. There are children watching.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 22:23


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114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 14:02

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115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 19:50

@@@@@@@@QQ_
@@@@@@^|Θ_Θ|
@@@@@@||. (₯ƒΦ₯`|@I'm afraid that's all we have time for this week.
@@@@@@||o‚Ζ.@ ‚t|@Tune in next time for a very special episode,
@@@@@@||@|i__j‚i|@written and produced entirely by our very own Beady Eyes!
@@@@@@||^œcP

@@ @@@@@ QQ_
@@@@@@@ |@@@ |
@@@@@@@ |@@ o.|
@@@ @@@@|@ @@|
@@@@@@ @|@@@ |
@@@@@@@@PP whamp

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 01:24

Holy shit I gotta get this script done!

@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏ
@@@@@@@@@(E-E )
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@Ό)Q
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@|QQQQQ|^

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 17:56

( EƒΦE) Yeah, you sure do!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 23:09

₍₍(ง˘ƒΦ˘)ว⁾⁾ Think I'll dance instead.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 19:04

( EƒΦE) Hello, boys, girls, and variations thereupon!

( EƒΦE) It's time for the Everybody Loves Clonepa Christmas Special!

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 00:57

›@@@
b_@@
(“ρ“ρ“ρ)@No one's watching this soulless cash-in,
(EƒΦE)@I can dance now!
(_‚ ‚n
|Q[:]_|
(Q_)Q)

@@^PPR
@ ›(“ρ“ρ“ρ)
@@ (EƒΦE) ))
@(( ( ‚@R@ τ
τ@@>‚Ζƒm )))
@@ (_ƒm(Q)


@@@^PPR
@@ (“ρ“ρ“ρ)› τ
@(( (EƒΦE )
@@@/@Ό ) ))@τ
τ ((( R‚Β<
@@ (Q)R_)

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 11:48

( E-E) Hey, what the hell happened to my episode?

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 16:54

( EƒΦE) It aired. Lowest ratings ever.

( EƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) Even lower than when we accidentally left the cameras on while they were in a storage locker.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 19:23

( E-E) But I'm still writing it!

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 20:25

( EƒΦE) Well, you'd better hurry up, then. You've only got minus 124 days to finish it before it airs!

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 23:48

(EΝE) Never mind that hack scriptwriter. Is that RANTA CLAUS I see?!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 16:18

R(L„xM)Ι Can anyone explain the EVA reference in the new Star Wars

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 19:57

(╭ರ_⌣́) Ethylene-vinyl acetate is used as padding in Stormtroopers' costumes.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 22:08


@ ^PPR
@›(“ρ“ρ“ρ)@@RANTA TAN,
@@ (EƒΦE) ))@@@RANTA TAN,
@(( ( ‚@R@ τ@RANTA all the way!
τ@@>‚Ζƒm )))
@@ (_ƒm(Q)


@@ ^PPR
@@(“ρ“ρ“ρ)› τ@Oh what fun
@(( (EƒΦE )@@@@@It is to RAN
@@@/@Ό ) ))@τ@In a RANTA TANTA TAN, hey!
τ ((( R‚Β<
@@ (Q)R_)

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 20:01


@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@That bastard stole my act!
@@@@@|Ό
@@@@@|

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 02:10

... and then all the Clonepas will perform the synchronized cleaning their ears with Qtips extravaganza!

Closing: "That's our show for today, you little fuckass buttlicking
spitfarts! Tell your moms to take their pills!"
--- ---- ----- ---- ---

That oughta hold the little bastards!

@@@@@@@@@ ΏΏ
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@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@Ό)Q
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@|QQQQQ|^

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 13:31

Tanasinn announces a mandatory two-week quarantine.
DQN has four confirmed cases and two suspecte-...
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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@I've trained my whole life for this.
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132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 16:20

(EΝE) They say two weeks, but I heard the quarantine is going to last until the end of the month.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 16:53

( EƒΦE) Hey, kids! Remember, once you start showing signs of infection, it's time to climb into your bodybag and zip it up from the inside. This reduces the risk of infection to the hardworking sanitary worker who has to deal with your plague-ridden corpse!

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 01:52

( EƒΦE) If someone sneezes near you, that's assault and you can use deadly force to defend yourself!

135 Name: vc: nillness : 1993-09-9716 01:57

( EƒΦE) If someone tries to use deadly force against you, sneeze on them.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 02:01

(EΝE) Wait, are we talking about the coronavirus or about Text Art formatting?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 10:18

@@@@@@@@ @@ __|_...| @@
@@@@@@ @ @ @ |@ | |
@@@@@@ @ @ @ |Q| |
@@ QQΏΏQ___ƒm@ |
@ /|@|@i E-Ej | .ƒm @ |@Give it to me straight, Doc. Am I gonna make it?
@||, ``'άάR`-.€. |
@||_@@@'@ ,ά M@@ށR
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@@@ @ ||PPPPPP||

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 15:17

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Make what?
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139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 15:54

Clonepa tried to follow >>133's advice, but ended up dying sooner than expected and could not zip the entire thing up. This thread is now infected.

@ ƒά^R-A_Q_
^ƒ_/QQQQ^

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 19:00

@@@@@@@@ @@ __|_...| @@
@@@@@@ @ @ @ |@ | |
@@@@@@ @ @ @ |Q| |
@@ QQΏΏQ___ƒm@ |
@ /|@|@i x-xj | .ƒm @ |@aw fuck.
@||, ``'άάR`-.€. |
@||_@@@'@ ,ά M@@ށR
@||_._||P|P|P|P|P||
@@@ _||PPPPPP||
@@@ @ ||PPPPPP||

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 02:01

@ Ό½
@ΘQΘ
( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 02:05

 Ό½
ΘQΘ
( EƒΦE) God, you suck at AA. Let's try that again.

 Ό½
ΘQΘ
( EƒΦE) No, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to God. Obviously.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 10:04

Ό½
Ώ_Ώ
( E-E) Wow, I can't believe even I went to Heaven.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9718 03:27

 Ό½
ΘQΘ
( EƒΦE) It's as easy as typing "sage" in the link field.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 19:13

In other news, the price of crude oil dropped to zero today.
If you want a free barrel, just call Beady Eyes at BR549 and-
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@Nah.
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146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 11:08

@@@@@@@ _Ό½_
@@@@@@^|Θ_Θ|
@@@@@@||@(₯ƒΦ₯ |@Well, that's all for our species!
@@@@@@||o‚Ζ.@ ‚t|@Tune in next time for cephalopods developing sentience
@@@@@@||@|i__j‚i|@and creating their own, superior civilisation.
@@@@@@||^œcP

@@ @@@@@ QQ_
@@@@@@@ |@@@ |
@@@@@@@ |@@ o.|
@@@ @@@@|@ @@|
@@@@@@ @|@@@ |
@@@@@@@@PP whamp

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:33

Hallo ich heiße Clonepa

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:10

ooo

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 11:38

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150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 20:14

Ό½
Ώ_Ώ
( E-E) I take issue with Clonepa's parting implication that we were the same species.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 02:02

 Ό½
 ΘQΘ
( LƒΦ`) You are. I altered the Clonepa genome to create you so we'd have someone to beat up on without feeling bad about it.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 10:49

Ό½
Ώ_Ώ
( E-E) Grandpa? Wow, they're just letting anyone into Heaven these days, are they?

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 15:50

 Ό½
 Θ_Θ
( LƒΦ`) This ain't Heaven. It's just the waiting room.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 16:00

Ό½
Ώ_Ώ
( E-E) Then how come we all have halos?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 21:08

 Ό½
ΘQΘ
( LƒΦ`) That's a zero. It's your percentage probability of getting into Heaven.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 22:14

 Ό½
ΘQΘ
( LƒΦ`) I, on the other hand, have season tickets.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9746 09:53

@💯
.Θ_Θ
(EΝE) Hey guys, what's up?

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9746 22:29

 Ό½
ΘQΘ
( LƒΦ`) Did you know that even when using Arabic numerals, Hebrew is still written right to left?

 Ό½
ΘQΘ
( LƒΦ`) In other words, nice 0.01% you've got there.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 19:29


@‚P‚O‚O
.Θ_Θ
(ό-ό) @@@You've made a slight miscalculation. Where do you see

@‚P‚O‚O
.Θ_Θ
( ⏥_⏥ƒL@@@...a decimal point?

Θ_Θ@Θ_Θ@ __|“ρ“ρ|__
(E„tE) (E„tE) ƒΜ(E„tE)ƒΜ

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( ⏥_⏥)@@@That's right. When the digits are read right to left, the whole number "‚P" denotes full probability measure. In other wo-

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Θ_Θ
( LƒΦ`) @@Now, back to my thread.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9748 08:13

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before we died and somehow ended up taking over Clonepa's thread?

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:57

( EƒΦE) Do you want to join my club? The Ku Klux Clonepa Club

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 01:47

( LƒΦ`) Clonepa, you're black. Just like the rest of us.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 22:59

( EƒΦE) It's a D&D club! I got the idea from seeing a bunch of guys dressed as wizards.

( EƒΦE) Roll for initiative!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 01:12

(EΝE) Dibs on playing the Inquisitor class!

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 01:30

( EƒΦE) Is Gikopoi still around? We should carve out our own autonomous zone there and run out of food!

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 06:39

(EΝE) Dibs on being the gun-toting rapper who butts in, assaults people and brings the cops down on us!

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 09:48

( E-E) My drow elf rogue waits until the rest of the party is asleep, then slits their throats and steals all their gold.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 20:00

(EΝE) Bjerk.

169 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 19:25

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@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@This episode sucks. When's the Halloween special?
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170 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 22:44

@@@@@ ,Q ,€Q,€
@@@@@(@ ( EƒΦE)@Hello Everyone! Our Halloween Special will not be shown
@@@@@Mu-Mu-uL@as everyone has been wearing masks for 7 months already.@

171 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:30

( E-E) My entire existence is a mask.

172 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 16:58

( EƒΦE) Go be a faggot somewhere else, Beady.

( EƒΦE) Instead of a Halloween special, we will be showing a best of Clonepa's Synchronized Extravaganzas, with a heartwarming tribute to our dear departed Ice Cream Clonepa.

173 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 14:21


@ ^PPR
@›(“ρ“ρ“ρ)@@RANTA TAN,
@@ (EƒΦE) ))@@@RANTA TAN,
@(( ( ‚@R@ τ@RANTA all the way!
τ@@>‚Ζƒm )))
@@ (_ƒm(Q)


‽@ ^PPR
@@(“ρ“ρ“ρ)› ‽@Oh what fun
@(( (EƒΦE )@@@@@It is to RAN
@@@/@Ό ) ))@@@I guess today's the wrong day!!
‽@((( R‚Β<
@@ (Q)R_) ‽

174 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 14:25

( EƒΦE) It's not even December yet.

175 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 22:22

@@ >„¨<@@@Ό½
@-i ߁Νί.j-@@@@@ @ @ @@Ό½
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@@@@@@@@@@@/@L_T`j is this the real life
@@@@@@@@@@@|@ @@/
@@@@@@@@@@@| /|@|
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176 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 22:29

( EƒΦE) No, this is Clonepa [Crap ass]. The real life is the next door on the left.

177 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 20:01

( EƒΦE)⚔(E-E ) Have at you!

178 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 17:26

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179 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 23:47

(ˣ-ˣ )@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@( EƒΦE) You're weak

180 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 12:26

( E-E) 1v1 me, noob.

181 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 19:16

( EƒΦE) We are all one.

182 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:07

( EƒΦE) Ifll never forget the feeling of your cold skin against mine and the sight of those haunted blue eyes usually so full of mirth, as you slowly dragged me downward into the watery graveyard where the ruined home of your people lay.

183 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 16:04

( EƒΦE) You should hire someone to dry that place out.

184 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 16:39

( E-E) My eyes have never been full of mirth. They've only been full of hatred and beadiness.

185 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 18:29

_**Clonepa: Crap Ass**_

186 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 23:28

Everybody Loves Clonepa will be back after these messages!

187 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 03:30

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Sometimes, life is hard when you're too hard. Do you think that you or a loved one may have uncontrollable boner syndrome? Ask your doctor if Castrato™ is right for you. Sideeffectsmayincludeheadachedrowsinessmusclepainsexualdysfunctionblooderuptingviolentlyfromthepenisanddeath.

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Castrato™. You deserve to relax.

188 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 02:04

( ✧≖ƒΦ≖) Are you feeling unwell? Have you been getting some strange looks recently? With Cosmepa™ you are prone to become a confident, more beautiful retard.
( ✧≖ƒΦ≖) Cosmepa™. For you ugly people out there.

189 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 12:09

@@@@@ @@@ @@@@ r-„Ÿ„Ÿ-. @ Q_
@@@@@@@@@ /P_|Q‚b‚cQ|^@@`R
@@@@@@@@@l r'~R TQQ.ƒmR^~ R l
@@@@@@@@@| |@@l@LE £ EM l@@@| |@^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@@@@@@@T::--T,Q_ΝQƒmR--::ƒmƒ@Hey, Clonepa! I'm your new wisecracking animal sidekick!
@@@@@@@@@@@P ^ ˜€'@@R:::P@@ _QQQQQQQQQQQ
@@@@@@@@@@ @/ R@@@ /@/:::
@@@@@@@@@@@/@/‚Φ ƒw/@/:::
@@@@@@@@@@ /@_ Sƒ~@ /|:::
@@@@@@@@@@i__^| ____ƒm/:::

190 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 16:36

.apenolC si eman yM !enoyreve olleH (EƒΦE )

191 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 19:25

( E-E) Aha! My evil plan to trap you in the mirror dimension was successful!

192 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 20:06

( E-E)@@ |@@@@@ (EƒΦE ) .gnol rof toN

( E-E)@ *~œ@@@@(EƒΦE )

( E-E)@@ ː̗̤̣̀̈̇ː̖́.•@@@@ (EƒΦE ) boom.

193 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 20:07

@ █▬▬@(EƒΦE )
( >-<)

194 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 15:53

( x-x)

195 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 19:32

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Rabbit burgers half off today!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@ (''''''''')
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@( x-x)
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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196 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 20:03

(;LΝM) Mmm, could I have a double rabbit burger, no tomato, extra mayo?

197 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 16:59

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§@E@E ! i@No. We're already closed.
_R .U ƒΦ Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@ (''''''''')
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@( x-x)
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE ‘‘‘ DINER@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

198 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 13:32

@ ΏΏ
@( E-E) Hey, can I have my mangled, mutilated corpse back, please?
@(ΎΎ
@ ) ƒm
@( (
@ )Ι

199 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 20:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Your what?
_R .U )- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

200 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 20:06

( EƒΦE) I like my 200gets with cinnamon and honey.

201 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 14:18

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sorry, we're all out.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Can I interest you in some powdered asbestos and human bile, instead?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

202 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 21:56

( EƒΦE) Oooo, yes! With extra sauce!

203 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 12:44

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Oh dear, looks like your 200get has already expired.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Shame how fast those things go off, isn't it.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

204 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 19:23

( EƒΦE) Worst taco truck ever.

205 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 20:35

(₯`∍L₯) (ƒ`‚ցL) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.

206 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 12:52

( EƒΦE) I thought we killed you off in the season three finale.

207 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 16:13

(₯`∍L₯) (ƒ`‚ցL) (#¬٨¬) Oh. It's been a while. Slipped our mind. We'll get out of here.

208 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 16:19

(L₯∍₯)

209 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 22:27

(L₯∍₯) H-hey, uh, I heard you lost your sidekick recently, and, well, my eyes are pretty beady too, so...

210 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:49

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@Θ_Θ @
@ c\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\i EƒΦEj@Long Clonepa is long.
@@‚΅\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\‚΅-‚i

211 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 22:49

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ Θ_Θ @
@ c\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\i EƒΦEj Did you know that you can scroll horizontally using shift+scroll?
@@‚΅\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\‚΅-‚i

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 02:48

( E-E) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways

213 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 12:45

@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@^@@@@@R
@@@@!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
@@@@i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sorry, we're all out of that.
@@@@_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@@@@@MMƒt@iL
@@@@@ @ / _ɁT
@@@@@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @ @@ @ Θ_Θ @
@ c\\\‚\‚\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\i EƒΦEj Can I have an extra long backrub, please?
@@‚΅\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\‚΅-‚i

214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 16:26

PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@clik@@@ @ΘQΘ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@+@žΌiEƒΦE@R@This episode sucks. When's the Christmas special?
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q|_|@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ_^^
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215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:35

( EƒΦE)︻╦╤„Ÿ All right kids, now get out your kalashnikovs. It's time for the War on Christmas to begin!

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 16:38

Ho ho ho!
There he is! Blast 'm!
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!
Mother of mercy! Is this the end of Santa?
-stab with huge knife kind of noise-
Yay kids! We killed Santa!
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@ @@@@@@ @Θ_Θ @@@@
/@@/ @@| |@@@@@@@@@@@@@(EΝE )@Booo.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@@@@@^ PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@@@@@@.^QQQQQ^^
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217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:26

@B™@@Θ_Θ@@Θ_Θ@@B @@@@@@@
@@@@@R(EƒΦE)l(E-E)ƒm @@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@(O@@j i@@O)
™B:.+:+B@PΎ@@ΎP@B™oBBB

218 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:38

@@@@@@@@@,Κ,,,ʁ@ (R_/)@ΏwΏ@Θ,,Θ@ƒΑ''""R ́܁RΜ
@@@@@@@@ ( ₯ƒΦE) (₯ƒΦE)i ₯ƒΦEji EƒΦEj U EƒΦEU ₯ƒΦEj
@@@@@@@@ i ΎΎ ( ΎΎi ΎΎ i Ύ Ύ oi,,ΎΎ ‚@‚Ζ)
@@@@@]''"L'''"""''"M''""M"""''''''"L'''"""''"M''""""'''"''''''"M"""''''M`']

219 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:42

( EƒΦE) I lost my hat.
( EƒΦE) Wait, have I never had one?

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 21:42

_b^
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@@i@EƒΦEj At least September's almost over.
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221 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:32

( E-E) That's what you think, is it?

222 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:36

( EƒΦE) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

223 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:50

( ί ƒŽί) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!

224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:51

( ί ƒŽί) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!

225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:18

( EƒΦE) What's that?

226 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 20:28

( E-E) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.

( E-E) I can hardly wait.

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:35

( EƒΦE) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?

( EƒΦE) ߷

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 07:25

( ί ƒŽί) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.

229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 11:16

( EƒΦE) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?

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