( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( EΦE) You are a wonderful person.
( EΦE) They should make a statue!
( EΦE) I need a job.
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( EΦE) Also were never doing a cold open again
( EΦE) No, that was me.
( E-E) The whole recurring "Beady Dies" subplot is startlingly formulaic.
( E-E) In fact,
( EmE) you might say,
i@ί mίj I'm not into the whole "not being alive" thing.
( E-E) NO!
( E-E) Anyway, I have to create a new awesome kid show to replace your totally lame one that even though it was hugely popular I never met a single person who watched it not even me.
( E-E)
( E-E) You suck.
( EΦE) Like this.
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( EΦE) Come on, you can do it!
| ₯ิΦ₯ิ) Well his eyes are x's. As a doctor I know that means he's dead.
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(@EΦEj let's eat mum, mum[i]![/i]
( LΦ`) You ate Mum years ago.
( LΦ`) Some of you did. They're probably long dead now.
( LΦ`) Poor Mumsy.
( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa!
( EΦE)EΦE)EΦE)EΦE)EΦE) Hello everyone! Our name is Clonepa!
In other news, Star of the hit show "Everybody Loves Clonepa" Dropped his beloved partner and sidekick Beady Eyes this morning under the the claims that he was "Old" And "Stinky" Later that night a Drunken Beady Eyes was spotted urinating on Clonepa's Furni-
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( EΦE) I need a new summer sausage.
( EΦE) That much is clear. But where...
But little did they know, it was winter in Italy
( EΦE) Here we are in beeeeyoutiful Italy!
( EΦE) Look over there, it's the Eiffel Tower!
( EΦE) Right there, under all the snow and discarded Domino's Pizza boxes!
( EΦE) Wait a minute, this isn't Verona, Italy; it's Verona, Indiana!
( EΦE) Everybody back onboard the Puce Moose!
---cue travel montage again---
( EΦE) Well, we're finally here in beautiful Muncie, Italy!
( (#)ΦE) I don't think pasta's all it's cracked out to be, anyways.
(EΦE) Now for Clonepa with the weather.
(EΦE) Omega storms all afternoon
(EΆE) fuck
( ʖ ) Hola Clonemigo! I am stereotypical Italy Personage, here to converse in stereotypical Italy Personage ways with youse.
(E-E) Fuck off.
( EΦE) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.
( EΦE) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.
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(@EΦEjAnother one is repeating itself? Do we need to get the liquifier running again?
( LΦ`) The liquifiers ran day and night. We were this close to snuffing it out when he arrived.
( LΦ`) He looked around and left, and then we snuffed it out.
( EΦE) BROTHER!
A team of scientists announced today in the wake of Applefs latest technological offerings that ganyone still a fan of this shit must be clinically retardedh.
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(|||ΦEjHello everybody! My name is Ringupa!
(|||ΦEjYou all die in a week now!
(|||ΦEjYou are already dead. You got liquified alive a while back.
(|||ΦEjYou were tasty.
(|||ΦEjIn any case, the rest of you viewers at home should get your affairs in order before September 9156, 1993.
(|||ΦEjBecause you'll die then when I crawl out of your monitor or TV or smartphone or tablet or other display device and kill you on that date.
( EΦE) I know how this goes. It's time for the appropriate countermeasures.
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( EΦE)Π I'm pointing at you!
( EΦE)Π Yeah, you!
( E-E) No, you.
( EΦE)Π Not you, bubblebutt. The guy next to you!
( EΦE)Π It's actually you, you're pointing at yourself!
( E-E) Can we please go to commercial and end this stupidity?
( EΦE)Π ( EΦE)Π You shut your mouth, complainypants.
( E-E) Put the lowercase sigma back inside your pants where it belongs, you deviants. There are children watching.
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₍₍(ง˘Φ˘)ว⁾⁾ Think I'll dance instead.
( EΦE) It aired. Lowest ratings ever.
( EΦE)
( EΦE) Even lower than when we accidentally left the cameras on while they were in a storage locker.
( E-E) But I'm still writing it!
(EΝE) Never mind that hack scriptwriter. Is that RANTA CLAUS I see?!
R(LxM)Ι Can anyone explain the EVA reference in the new Star Wars
(╭ರ_⌣́) Ethylene-vinyl acetate is used as padding in Stormtroopers' costumes.
(EΝE) They say two weeks, but I heard the quarantine is going to last until the end of the month.
( EΦE) If someone sneezes near you, that's assault and you can use deadly force to defend yourself!
(EΝE) Wait, are we talking about the coronavirus or about Text Art formatting?
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( EΦE) It's as easy as typing "sage" in the link field.
Hallo ich heiße Clonepa
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( EΦE) Do you want to join my club? The Ku Klux Clonepa Club
( EΦE) Is Gikopoi still around? We should carve out our own autonomous zone there and run out of food!
(EΝE) Dibs on being the gun-toting rapper who butts in, assaults people and brings the cops down on us!
(EΝE) Bjerk.
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( EΦE) Go be a faggot somewhere else, Beady.
( EΦE) Instead of a Halloween special, we will be showing a best of Clonepa's Synchronized Extravaganzas, with a heartwarming tribute to our dear departed Ice Cream Clonepa.
( EΦE) It's not even December yet.
( EΦE)⚔(E-E ) Have at you!
( EΦE) We are all one.
( EΦE) Ifll never forget the feeling of your cold skin against mine and the sight of those haunted blue eyes usually so full of mirth, as you slowly dragged me downward into the watery graveyard where the ruined home of your people lay.
( EΦE) You should hire someone to dry that place out.
_**Clonepa: Crap Ass**_
Everybody Loves Clonepa will be back after these messages!
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|@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Castrato™. You deserve to relax.
( ✧≖Φ≖) Are you feeling unwell? Have you been getting some strange looks recently? With Cosmepa™ you are prone to become a confident, more beautiful retard.
( ✧≖Φ≖) Cosmepa™. For you ugly people out there.
(₯`∍L₯) (`ΦL) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.
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( EΦE) I lost my hat.
( EΦE) Wait, have I never had one?
( E-E) That's what you think, is it?
( EΦE) Do you remember the 21st night of September?
( ί ί) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!
( ί ί) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!
( EΦE) What's that?
( E-E) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.
( E-E) I can hardly wait.
( EΦE) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?
( EΦE) ߷
( ί ί) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.
( EΦE) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?