( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
(・`∍´・) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.
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c―――――――――――――――――――――( ・ω・) Long Clonepa is long.
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( ・-・) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways
。☆ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ 。
ヽ(・ω・)人(・-・)ノ
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( ・ω・) I lost my hat.
( ・ω・) Wait, have I never had one?
( ・-・) That's what you think, is it?
( ・ω・) Do you remember the 21st night of September?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!
( ゚ ヮ゚) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!
( ・ω・) What's that?
( ・-・) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.
( ・-・) I can hardly wait.
( ・ω・) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?
( ・ω・) ߷
( ゚ ヮ゚) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.
( ・ω・) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?