[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (422)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

201 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 14:18

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  Sorry, we're all out.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Can I interest you in some powdered asbestos and human bile, instead?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

202 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 21:56

( ・ω・) Oooo, yes! With extra sauce!

203 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 12:44

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i  Oh dear, looks like your 200get has already expired.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  Shame how fast those things go off, isn't it.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

204 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 19:23

( ・ω・) Worst taco truck ever.

205 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 20:35

(・`∍´・) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) The Shithouse Boys are back.

206 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 12:52

( ・ω・) I thought we killed you off in the season three finale.

207 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 16:13

(・`∍´・) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) Oh. It's been a while. Slipped our mind. We'll get out of here.

208 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 16:19

(´・∍・)

209 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 22:27

(´・∍・) H-hey, uh, I heard you lost your sidekick recently, and, well, my eyes are pretty beady too, so...

210 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:49

                                  ∧_∧  
  c―――――――――――――――――――――( ・ω・) Long Clonepa is long.
  し―――――――――――――――――――――し-J

211 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 22:49

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ∧_∧  
  c――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――( ・ω・) Did you know that you can scroll horizontally using shift+scroll?
  し――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――し-J

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 02:48

( ・-・) I use a trackpad, so I can just scroll sideways

213 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 12:45

       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ −! i  Sorry, we're all out of that.
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ∧_∧  
  c―――つ―つ―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――( ・ω・) Can I have an extra long backrub, please?
  し―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――し-J

214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 16:26

 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____      clik     ∧_∧     
/  /   | |       + ◇⊂(・ω・ ヽ This episode sucks. When's the Christmas special?
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__|_|       ./______//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:35

( ・ω・)︻╦╤─ All right kids, now get out your kalashnikovs. It's time for the War on Christmas to begin!

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 16:38

Ho ho ho!
There he is! Blast 'm!
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!
Mother of mercy! Is this the end of Santa?
-stab with huge knife kind of noise-
Yay kids! We killed Santa!
 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ____               ∧_∧     
/  /   | |             (・∀・ ) Booo.
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
 |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|       |l─────‐l|'

217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:26

 。☆  ∧_∧  ∧_∧  。        
     ヽ(・ω・)人(・-・)ノ           
      (O  ) (  O)
☆。:.+:+。  ̄∪  ∪ ̄ 。☆o。。。

218 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:38

         ,ハ,,,ハ  (ヽ_/) ∩w∩ ∧,,∧ γ''""ヽ ヘ⌒ヽフ
         ( ・ω・) (・ω・)( ・ω・)( ・ω・) U ・ω・U ・ω・)
         ( ∪∪ ( ∪∪( ∪∪ ( ∪ ∪ o(,,∪∪ つ と)
     ‐''"´'''"""''"`''""`"""''''''"´'''"""''"`''""""'''"''''''"`"""''''``'‐

219 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:42

( ・ω・) I lost my hat.
( ・ω・) Wait, have I never had one?

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 21:42

\|/
―●―― / ̄\ ⊂⌒⊃
/|\ /〜〜〜\⊂⊃
⊂⌒⌒⌒⊃/人\\\
⊂⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⊃\\\\
.  ∧_∧
  ( ・ω・) At least September's almost over.
  (つ▽と)

221 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:32

( ・-・) That's what you think, is it?

222 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:36

( ・ω・) Do you remember the 21st night of September?

223 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:50

( ゚ ヮ゚) Of course! That was the day an AOL CD came through the mail and my family took our first cruise down the information superhighway!

224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:51

( ゚ ヮ゚) The WORLD WIDE WEB!!

225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:18

( ・ω・) What's that?

226 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 20:28

( ・-・) When Atlach-Nacha, the Spinner in Darkness, emerges from beneath Mount Voormithadreth in the forgotten land of Hyperborea, it shall weave a web across the entire world in which we will all be cocooned and digested.

( ・-・) I can hardly wait.

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:35

( ・ω・) Why does he spin in darkness? Can't he turn the lights on?

( ・ω・) ߷

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 07:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) You obviously don't have one of those fidget spinners with flashing LEDs. They're much more radical in the dark.

229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 11:16

( ・ω・) Do they also come with Bluetooth speakers?

230 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 23:12

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) |彡⌒ ミ
  // У ノ( `・ω・) Clonepofficer, >>229 stole my bluetooth speakers!
 (フ==◎=|と   ニア
  (__)_) しーJ

231 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 15:20

 /  | ̄ ̄ ̄| ♫
|  | ░ ◎ ░ |♪
|  | ░ ⧂  ░ |
\|___| ( ・ω・) What? I can't hear you over my loud DJ CLONEPA album!

232 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:25

( ・-・) All Clonepofficers Are Bastards.

233 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 19:53

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (` ・ω・) |彡⌒ >>232 I have self defense protection and I'm not afraid to use it bucko
  // У ノ(
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 00:39

( ・-・) Why are you holding >>230's toupée?

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 01:33

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) Because I forgot to erase that part and then I
  // У ノ thought it was my arm.
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 18:00

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) ∧_∧
  // У ノ( `・ω・) Clonepofficer, >>233 stole my toupée!
 (フ==◎=|と   ニア
  (__)_) しーJ

237 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 00:17

_____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (` ・ω・) |彡⌒ ミ You try and take it from me and I'll go postal!
  // У ノ
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

238 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 01:36

( ゚ ヮ゚) Cop Fight! Cop Fight!

239 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 13:31

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (` ・ω・) |彡⌒ ミ No, I mean I'll quit and join the postal service instead.
  // У ノ
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

240 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 23:58

( ・ω・) Oh, so you don't have to go to court every time you kill somebody, right?

241 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 11:16

 _____
 ゝ、==@(ヾ
  (  ・ω・) | No, only if someone saw you.
  // У ノ
 (フ==◎=|
  (__)_)

242 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 03:10

( ・ω・) Did you know? The counter at the front page is the number of deceased Beady Eyes.

243 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10091 08:25

( ・ω・) And with a donation of just $5 a month from generous viewers like you, we can ensure that that counter continues ticking upwards for generations to come.

244 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10209 06:57

                   As I walk along the Bois de Boulogne
                   With an independent air
                   You can hear the girls declare
                  "He must be a millionaire!"
                   You can hear them sigh and wish to die,
               .∧_∧   You can see them wink the other eye
       ,ハiヽミ   (・ω・ ) At the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo!
       /"・,, ミミ.O==O )             ≡ =
      (。/ )   ミi┬ し'..‐'⌒ヾミミミミ彡
        ノ    |_|_____.| "    )               ≡ = = -
       ,( 、  ,,)_.||_彡(  ,,ノ   = ―
         //( ノ."    ,ノ.ノ, (      ≡ ==
      //   \Yフ  , '/  い        三 ≡ = ―
      くノ     "  くノ    //"三
   ,.,,, ,.,,,      ,,,     くノ   ,,, ,         ,.,,,

245 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10210 10:55

( ・-・) I'm the man who'll break your back with my car-oh.

246 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10218 17:37

( ・-・) The wickwheat is winnowed, and under the harrow, the earth is prepared for planting. The n'wah must die, and their flesh serve to sweeten the soil.

247 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10221 21:39

( ・ω・) Boo!

248 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10221 22:42

( oOo) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

249 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10222 09:44

( ・ω・) Hey, kids! I'm trapped in the Shadow Dimension. Please don't move your mouse cursor away, or I'll cease to exist!

250 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10222 10:30

               /ヽ、
              / ∧  ',
             / /:| |:ヽ i
  iヽ、        / /:::| |:::::', |        __
  |  `ヽ、     / /::::::| |:::::::', |  _ -‐'´  /
   ヽヾヽ ` 、 /  /:::::::::||:::::::', レ" /:// /
    \ヾ\:.`−--,/:::::::::::| |::::::::::ー'::::///
     ヽ ヾ\::::|ヽ |\::::::| | |:::/ヽ::/ /∠____
      ヽ,ヾ、`| | || | |\| | |/i| i /:/      /
 ____ヽ、 j | || | |iヽ∨/ || |_二三二二>/
  \ ヾヽ、― / / /  ̄ ̄ |   _三三二ミヽ、
    ヽヽ ヽ::::| | / ∠ヽ、   ,二ニ_イr |::/
     ヽr‐-! | || |ト弋=ツi  代=ツ//ノ∠
      {  i ハl l|ヽー-  i, -―' /レ'/
      ヾ  ',ヽ|| | \__ r‐,  /∠__   Don't tell me what to do.
   r‐f'´i´ヽ  ', リ'´  |ト ニ-イ/i  | |   And draw your last pathetic card so I can end this.
   l | |  {>〉ヽ|   || ̄[[二ト |  | |_
   { { ヽ__/  |-―┴‐ァ  ̄ {}「 ̄/┐
  ,イ\ヽ({]  j__/ \   |`ニニ {i}| /  i_
  ヾヽ、_  ̄ /| |\   |{i}  {} |/  i/ /|、
   \    ̄ / /    |{}  {i} |  |/  \
     ヽニニニイ      |{i}  {} |  |   / ヽ、
         ヽ、     | {}fo7__|  |//    i

251 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10223 14:16

               /ヽ、
              / ∧  ',
             / /:| |:ヽ i
  iヽ、        / /:::| |:::::', |        __
  |  `ヽ、     / /::::::| |:::::::', |  _ -‐'´  /
   ヽヾヽ ` 、 /  /:::::::::||:::::::', レ" /:// /
    \ヾ\:.`−--,/:::::::::::| |::::::::::ー'::::///
     ヽ ヾ\::::|ヽ |\::::::| | |:::/ヽ::/ /∠____
      ヽ,ヾ、`| | || | |\| | |/i| i /:/      /
 ____ヽ、 j | || | |iヽ∨/ || |_二三二二>/
  \ ヾヽ、― / / /  ̄ ̄ |   _三三二ミヽ、
    ヽヽ ヽ::::| | / ∠ヽ、   ,二ニ_イr |::/
     ヽr‐-! | || |ト弋=ツi  代=ツ//ノ∠
      {  i ハl l|ヽー-  i, -―' /レ'/
      ヾ  ',ヽ|| | \__ r‐,  /∠__   Shadow Realm?
   r‐f'´i´ヽ  ', リ'´  |ト ニ-イ/i  | |   I'm sending you to http://dis.4chan.org/!
   l | |  {>〉ヽ|   || ̄[[二ト |  | |_
   { { ヽ__/  |-―┴‐ァ  ̄ {}「 ̄/┐
  ,イ\ヽ({]  j__/ \   |`ニニ {i}| /  i_
  ヾヽ、_  ̄ /| |\   |{i}  {} |/  i/ /|、
   \    ̄ / /    |{}  {i} |  |/  \
     ヽニニニイ      |{i}  {} |  |   / ヽ、
         ヽ、     | {}fo7__|  |//    i

252 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10226 10:51

( ・ω・) By mentioning That Place, you just activated my trap card!

253 Name: :-^) : 1993-09-10397 13:52

Whoa

254 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10398 00:22

( ・-・) The price of Yugioh cards has gotten absolutely insane lately, and is not ok. To learn more about the reasons why they are so expensive google “Yugioh inflation”

255 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10477 11:48

        ___
      /|∧_∧|
      ||. (・ω・`| That's all for our show this time, kids.
      ||oと.  U| Tune in next time for our special educational episode about staying safe online!
      || |(__)J| 
      ||/彡 ̄

         ___
        |    |
        |   o.|
        |    |
        |    |
         ̄ ̄ whamp

256 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10484 21:34

( ・ω・) くぉぬぱ

257 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10485 11:35

Remember to always use your real name online!
That way people will know they can trust you.
       V       ∩_∩     
      ∧_∧     (・-・ )  < Delete System32 to make your computer run faster.
     ( ・ω・)    /  ⌒i  
 ̄\  /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/.  |     
 ̄ ̄| /   ./ NEOPETS / . | |
 ̄| |(__ニつ/_____/_| |____
田| | \___))\    (u ⊃
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