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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 21:49

key lime yogurt yeaaaah boyeeeeeee

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 22:28

feeling a lot better about life in general after finding out they still call each other faggots and homos on /hm/

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 02:25

Good night, sweet Gachapin

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 08:52

I wonder if anyone will notice...

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 09:49


7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 11:33

nice font

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 16:25

4k on a 15.6" laptop is actually worth it. Never woulda guessed.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:00

Leftism boils down to "I'm lazy, give me other people's shit."

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:17

please excuse >>9's unprompted diatribe on leftism, his programming forces him to regularly post shit on boards he frequents. again, i'm sorry for >>9's crappy programming, he will be fixed soon and this won't happen again.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:27

>>9 Seems like a glib over-simplication from an "us-vs-them" mindset - I've also heard thousands of likeminded people say the same old thing and that's why it's boring to hear about. Not informative, fresh, enlightening, entertaining or interesting - wasting everyone's time, which is the worst sin.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:48

NPC beep boop

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:52

>>12 NPC is the new buzzword from the echo chambers for mindless drones to parrot at each other

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 18:17


15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 18:26

Is "bot" no longer in vogue?

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:01

different groups, I think

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:06

It all boils down to calling other people normalfags

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:07

I noticed! Nice touch.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 20:55

It signals your love for video games, it's a meme by gamers for gamers.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:05


21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:15

There is nothing new under the sun.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:27

back in my day we just called them P-zombies

I've also been calling people NPCs for years, usually in reference to actual video games where people are playing like shit and may as well be mobs. Now it's not cool anymore and I have to find something else to call the chink fuckers swarming every MMO.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:33

>>21 ecclesiastes is my favorite book in the HOLY fucken bible (son)

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:38

it's odd, if someone had said in an FPS 15 years ago that i was a bot, i would have probably understood it to mean my aim is suspiciously good, not that literally everything i'm doing is scrubtacular

and i don't think i ever heard a standard term of derision for nubcakes in 8 years of FFXIV, even though you meet shitters in there every day

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 22:33

>i don't think i ever heard a standard term of derision for nubcakes in 8 years of FFXIV

"mentor" is pretty accurate imo

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 00:43

>>25 well, you're not wrong, but... i guess not enough people are right

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 02:07

Mine too. Along with Job.
P-zombies as in philosophical zombies?

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 07:49

if my name was charles i'd go by char

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 09:35

It is my name.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 09:40

chuck chuck bo-buck
bo-nana fana...

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 09:59

me on the outside: strongfat working class tradie-looking motherfucker with 5 o'clock shadow by noon
me on the inside: I just want to be cuddled and lay my head on someone's lap and go to sleep while they stroke my hair and scratch my ears
me even more on the inside: all I ever really wanted out of life was to be a gay raveslut in the early 90s

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 16:02

Cute girl cuddling you and laying your head on her lap and stroking your hair and scratching your ears while you go to sleep.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 16:31

The internet is fucking weird.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 18:07

and then frosting a cake with her butt.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 18:47

i love frosting

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 19:11

hashtag believe all nutjobs

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 19:50

If you don't do things, then those things don't get done.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 02:22

"You're tearing me apart!" but the original.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 02:58

playbacks of rotter tarmination have disrupted the universal balance

(not enough ガッ)

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 03:59

>>27 That meme started when a survey got out around imageboards which indicated that a lot of people have never experienced thought in words. In other words, yeah, basically P-zombies.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 05:45

Mii plaza except instead of Miis wandering around it's memes

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 07:24

what's with the fucking pictograms, why can't they just use actual words and write "narrow bridge ahead"

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 19:48

Less fidelity at long distances. Takes longer to read it. Longer still if you don't even read the language.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 19:59

I like how much personality the Japanese slippery road sign has, even though the shape of the car is pretty old fashioned now and the tracks crossing makes no sense

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 20:16

The UK one crosses over too, it's amusing to me

like the warning signs for a man putting an umbrella up

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 20:36

that one time i met a guy whose actual name was michael finnegan

i don't think he gave himself the nickname people called him, but it was probably better than going by that

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 21:33

Rust 1.30, cargo build now comes with a progress bar. Always starts at 46/47 whenever I make a change. ???

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 00:26

the real progress was the code we wrote along the way

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 03:12

Ramen omlette. The ramlette.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 06:30

The first 46 are overcoming rust’s retarded language design decisions and arbitrary programming constraints, the last one is giving up and writing actual code instead.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 07:18

my life be like ooh ahh

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 08:16

you sound mad that you didn't get it and went back to <other language choice meant to sound derisive>

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 10:54

"In my sixth and seventh consulates [28-27 B.C.E.], after putting out the civil war, having obtained all things by universal consent, I handed over the state from my power to the dominion of the senate and Roman people."--Augustus "I am half the reason several empires called their emperors Caesar" Caesar

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 16:31

"do away with the word 'very'", i like this advice a lot, plenty of words that basically mean "very <x>" and don't get enough love

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 20:21

Given it’s Rust, the only languages that would be derisive by comparison would be PHP and Myrddin.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 22:54

You've got to hold on.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 02:58

to what we've got
it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 04:38


59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 05:04


60 Name: some scrub : 1993-09-9189 07:13

that's my secret, cap
i'm always tilted

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 07:53

so cold


someone cuddle me

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 10:19

Stumbled on a stash of dreams from five years ago. It's interesting to see the recurring themes: missing the school bus, the president (not Obama in particular, just the idea of the president). I wonder how much my psyche has changed since then.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 10:20

You fucking egg.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 13:37

fitness goals: be so huge that if someone tries to start a fight with you you can just pick them up and snap them in half over your knee like bane

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:18

fitness goals: do the chad strut without the muscles to back it up

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:43

is rust one of those things it's cool to hate?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:56

fitness goal: to be able to punch someone so hard they fly up out of the atmosphere and come crashing down somewhere in the middle Pacific ocean.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 15:58

fitness goal: fitness pizza in my mouth

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 16:57

In the same way that malaria or smallpox are cool to hate, there’s a vested public interest in it going away but without Bono’s help we’ll never make it to a world without disease carrying mosquitos, or whatever the vectors for malaria and smallpox are.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 17:17

imagine being angry at a programming language

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 17:17

I feel bad when I see a car with a license plate frame that says "ALUMNI OF [prestigious university]" along with a Lyft sticker in the window.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 18:10

Wait, since when has Pseud0ch changed all the borders to black??
Or is it just FF being stupid as usual...

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 18:37

I don't know what to say.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 22:05

FGC: lol boy group theme song wut
Capcom: what's that? you don't like that soulless, manufactured sound? 'cause we know soulless

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 03:38

The Dodgers were our nation's last hope against communism.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 08:38


77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 09:49



didn't mean to make you cry

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:01

quad core futa cock

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:43

I have made a terrible mistake.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 19:07

did you code something in rust?

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 19:35


82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 20:21

tfw you see a website had a regular thing going that got dropped unceremoniously with no explanation but the site is still up and has been updated since

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 21:25

Everything is broken.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:02

That sounds like a pretty suspect survey

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:12

>>82 Get the webmaster's EMail address and yell at him about it.

>>84 In any case, it got people talking.
captcha: uncute

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:17

do gay be crime?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 01:13

that depends. are you brazilian?

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 03:51

Pinochet 2 electric boogaloo

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 03:53

Angry and too dumb to understand why
I repeat stuff I heard that sounded good
and maybe I even remember wrong

It’s harder to find things I like
I see more biases, motives
I’m full of them too

Comfort in familiar things
but they can’t solve new troubles
Out of place in time

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 05:40

I feel like I can relate

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 08:20

>Posters who use "captcha:" vs posters who use "vc:"

The true princes have it italicised and in a sentence

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 09:01

It's ok. Maybe accept that the world is lame but recognize that at times it makes wonders.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 10:45

real tournament
unreal estate
i am a genius in comedy

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 10:53

no dqn boyfriend to do crime and be gay with ;_;

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 11:06

Take me down to the unreal city
Where the wastes are dry and the corpses pretty

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 12:24

This cut on my leg keeps opening back up, and I keep thinking of Riker in “Frame of Mind”.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 14:16

i guess my internal monologue is just that most of the time, but some days i feel jealous of those who are only thinking one thing at a time, having a data race in your brain is some next level fuckery i tell you what

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 14:41

Today, I'm thinking about the word "girldick".

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 15:40

Take me down to unreal city
where the engine's free and the assets flipped.

I'm gonna make a video game.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 16:44

I first read that as riddick, now I'm thinking of trans-vin desil.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 17:03


102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 17:17

Bethesda's eternal salt over how the only good 3D Fallout game is also the only one that wasn't made by them will never stop being funny. Like instead of getting mad why don't you just make a game that doesn't suck shit, you idiots.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 18:17

which jojo wud u fug

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 18:47

Drunk & sad & sipping on a cigarette

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:33

Too bad the studio had to fire everyone since they were a metacritic point shy of getting paid, all they had to do was make it a one point better game to not be in the red.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:38

fug: SBR Dio
get fugged by: Jotaro

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:50

new 0.3 pencil
life is good

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 20:34

I can't believe we're here again.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 23:22

There is no consensus on what the Mark of Cain or of The Beast is supposed to appear as among mainstream authorities, but a recently appearing sect claims that is a blue doily with a check mark on it.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 02:36

They make out that your work life is supposed to get better after sleeping with your boss but mines has only gotten worse

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 04:53


112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 10:43

I thought the opposite was supposed to be true. Don't shit you where you eat and all that.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 10:45


114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 12:37

A lot of otherwise really good pianists decide they're going to play the beginning of the 3rd movement robotically and it really gets my goat.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:02

Rich, creamy darkness.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:59

I honestly hate how most conductors interpret Jupiter. Stokowski did it best by far.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 20:48

Depends on the boss. Ever seen King of the Hill?

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 21:41

Hey guys, stop me if you've heard this one:
no gf

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 21:50

no big titty goth gf for halloween

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 01:52

> SS Bust

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

> It actually says SS or Bust

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 07:03


122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 09:25

Fun English things: ships named after men are still referred to as "she". For example; "Admiral Kuznetsov was damaged recently and her drydock sank, there's another such drydock in China but it's unclear if she'll be able to get there under her own power."

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 10:28

Since U.S. aircraft carriers currently in service are mostly named after guys whose names have picked up a bit of gravitas, it's gotten all nasuverse up in here

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 12:04

a lot of crossplayers in the navy

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 12:21

That's the third time this month!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 15:06


127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 06:54

the my name is meiling video hasn't been translated right proper, and I fear it's too late for anyone to start caring

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 10:01

Do you have a link?

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 11:13

ya ever just do something so fast you have to say "holy fuck" when ya done did it?

i mean that is exactly what i'm trying to train but still

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 15:46

rotary encoder in the house tonight~

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 20:19

Listen annoying coworker, if I'm nodding along to your boring-ass story but looking kind of vacant, it's not because I need you to explain things further, it's because I want you to shut up and fuck off as quickly as possible.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 21:17

I grabbed the soldering iron like a pencil

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 23:06

I live in fear.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 10:15

It's A Wonderful Life is just Dante's Inferno for a different generation

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 15:37

i don't know what touched off this new round of umineko fans but man am i enjoying pulling out memes from 2010 even though i still haven't played it

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 16:33

  • subtext is for pussies
  • subtext ain't actually for pussies

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 00:00

Why are so many gays autists? I don't mean that in a meme way but in a literal way, like all the people I know with ASDs are some kind of LGBTBBQWTFTBH++.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:11

The leading academic theory seems to relate to the belief that conventional sexual orientations and gender identities are often imposed by social pressure on people who don't really fit into them (consider the common example of the churchgoing Republican politician with a wife and five kids who's discovered sucking cocks through a gloryhole in an airport bathroom.)

As autists aren't going to be 'normal' no matter what they do, they're highly resistant to social pressure that pushes them towards normal behavior, and can't be made to find it any more shameful to sexually identify as Sans Undertale than they find their existence in general to be shameful.

There are some alternative theories involving genetic or hormonal links but these are flimsier.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:24

counter-anecdote: most aspies I know have been very very straight

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:52

"they got sucked into the MMORPG" is not a good framing device for your shitty isekai

imagine being trapped in a jank-ass server that was considered beefy last decade. barely enough hard drive capacity to store your face.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 04:29

EUTHYPHRO: Some other time, Socrates, for I am in a hurry now, and it is time for me to go.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 17:48

Sure it may seem like a huge outlay of cash to buy a home now, but just think: in the distant future, it will be worth a lot more!

Of course the world will have gone Mad Max by then, so it will be worth half a dog carcass and a shotgun shell. That's still a lot of value.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 17:57

no kaban-chan in s2, dropped that shit like liu bei's retarded son

144 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-9197 00:41

So happy to be posting on DQN again after more than a decade!

Here is my verse:
Choo Choo lil engine comn thru move on ova!

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 01:25

Friendship ended with XQC
Now GUXUE is my best friend

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 03:21

rogues are just fighters that were sissy to be fighters so they rely on jewish bullshit to win fights instead of just wearing big armor and smacking dudes

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 03:58

too sissy*

vc: goy

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 04:10

fighters are just wizards that were too stupid to be wizards so they end up with their throats slit in an alley after calling the wrong rogue a jew without casting greater mage armor, blur and displacement first

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 04:31

flattered that you remembered my ugly ass paisley couch

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 09:42

What is my problem?

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 12:40

Eurobeat my meat

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 12:41

>>151 multitrack dribbling

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 14:36

i'm old enough to know that naming any part of your software "morganna" is basically asking for it

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 18:55

HSTS is a crutch and a bit of a hack, sure, but I wouldn't call it user-hostile.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 21:03

church near me having some kind of holiday shite sale

i'm pretty sure jesus had some strong words about people who change money in a church

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 22:28

easy solution to that: only accept payments in crypto

there are already 2 suitable options

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 23:11

Taking control away from the user in favor of some "trusted" third party is always user hostile. This is true of extension signing and devaluing self-signed certs compared to other certs as well, let us not forget beacons and shipping with google tracking and open support for EME. Mozilla is hard at war with its own users in a battle of vendor-knows-best. Browser vendors are your enemy and they are lying to you about keeping you safe and the myth that you need to stay current.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 23:40

i just need to get it out, sooner rather than later

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 03:43

remember remember the fifth of november

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 04:00

we put the "eros" in "erosion"

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 05:00

Nano is the best

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 20:56

the text editor or the robot waifu?

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 21:09

??? The website you are visiting is the "trusted" third party. You'd better be ""trusting"" them.
Maybe you're Rijmen and Daemen themselves but 99.99% of the rest of people absolutely do not know better than the vendor.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 22:59

Neither are good if you already have ed.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 23:05

the text editor or the loli hacker waifu?

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 23:17

shinonome, too precious for this world

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 01:12

A drug addict is sitting on the stairs, chewing seeds. One falls and he says to it, 'Come here!' The seed is quiet. He repeats, 'Come here, come back, quickly!' The seed is quiet. Then, enraged, he throws the rest of the seeds on the ground and says, 'Bring her to me!

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 01:45

Let's consider track records here. I never rubber-stamped TURKTRUST. They did.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 05:07

blondes with red bunny-style ribbons, like phoebe or haruna or chitoge

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 10:11

"i would still read this without all the boning" is the highest praise you can give an h-manga

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 12:29

remembering learning about eisensteinian dialectic montage in film study class and laughing at his commie ass rolling in the grave because his technique is the main trick in basically every music video ever

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 12:32

hey dqn, what are some video games?

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 13:03

>>172 Um Jammer Lammy

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 15:33

I just want to get fucked in the butt until I orgasm so hard I forget my own name.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 15:47

>>172 i've been playing a lot of osu lately, i realized my reaction speed is pretty shit and want to do something about it

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 17:59

tfw no hawt but cool af ghost gf who's old enough to be your grandma but doesn't age

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 18:10


178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 19:40

>>174 same

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 20:23


180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 00:08

the more serious answwer than you wanted is "bethesda is too lazy/cheap to create more than one 3d model of female player torsos"

a bit oversimplified, as I believe armor in ES games actually replaces the torso model entirely, thus making a player race without boobs would require a custom "DFC female" version of every armor

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 03:23

They're not actually lizards

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 05:45

I think the problem is as deep as that they just don't have the right engine tech people and software engineering discipline to keep their idiosyncratic bugs down, much less the computational efficiency to handle different humanoid models. It may not be eurojank, but it has some economic considerations in play that produce similar jankiness.

And TBH if I were a basic bitch exec at ZeniMax, anyone who sounds like they could fix that would be getting shanghai'd off into id.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 05:52

The mental gymnastics I have to go through to stay hard when I fuck my wife

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 05:55

when you're so regretful over your complete lack of a healthy upbringing that you move on from school-themed anime to literally watching NHK high school lectures

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 10:44

Dwarf Fortress
Irisu Syndrome
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
Axiom Verge
Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 13:29


187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 16:18

I love my girlfriend.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 16:41

Why is shadow the ultimate life form if he's the one wearing skates

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 17:55

I hate that guy's girlfriend.
vc: sumale

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 18:29

That is not nearly hard enough, if you still comprehend words or any meaningful sound then harder buttfucking is required.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 02:02

bitch i live in a fuckin trash can

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 02:51

>>190 I need this tbh

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 03:56

shove my face in the pillow and fuck my ass til my brain leaks out my dick

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 06:16

It's gettin really gay in here all of a sudden

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 07:49

trying hard to remember where I read a little barb (i think it was in a comment section on a piece about worldbuilding, from a commenter opining that WB might not be as useful as people think) about SF/F writers who seem to be the kind of nerd who prefers the silmarillion to... was it the hobbit or LotR?

for the life of me i can't find it but IIRC it was phrased more succinctly and accurately than I can come up with and this bothers me

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 12:23

I'm too cranky to go to work.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 14:02

me, reading rant about bad vocaloid translations: okay, the issues raised are legit, i've seen that, it's the nature of things that translators are in short supply and amateurs would put out some stinkers so maybe i don't feel as strongly about it since it's also amateur songs usually
me, checking random song's translation: this one is nearly complete shit!

> translator is on rant's list of approved translators

me: h

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 14:57

My heart is closed.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 16:57


> all of a sudden

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 17:24

IKR, I wish >>187 would shut up about her girlfriend already. YES, YOU'RE A LESBIAN, WE GET IT.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 17:47

like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 17:49

ps sorry for failing at copy-pasting it's hard on my phone

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 18:03

The pasta is ok on its own, but the final sentence really elevates it to another level.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 18:49


205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 19:04

That's like this pasta, overall it's pretty good but there's one little line, just six words, that makes it one of my favorites.

after 13 of lucky star I myself have come to the realisation that I too am in love with konata izumi. when I was in 8th grade I read love hina and fell head over heals for shinobu maehara. shinobu was a softspoken frail girl who cried alot and easily blushed. at that time I had a similal personality. the sence then I learned that most people are attracted to themselfs only in the form of the opposite sex which might explain why I loved shinobu for soo long. from love hina I moved on to various anime and have watched at least 50 different shows and thouroughly enjoyed them all. I am proficient at japanese and have been told by people who only speak japanese that I should live there.

when I saw konatas room in lucky star I acctually found it quite pathetic for a character who is described as an "otaku". I myself pwn her when it comes to anime merchendice.although I still hold my beleif that I am attracted to her because I she her and a mirror image of myself.

Last night I couldent stop thinking of her. I imagined what It would be like for her to be laying where I sleep(on the floor of my room) as we embace eachother.I imagined the sweet taste of her saliva as we kissed. and the warmth of her skin as we held our bodies close together. the warmth of her thighs as she sits on my lap. and of cource the wonderfull beautifull sex we would have together.

I woke up and imagined her. what if she was here. would she cook breakfast for me? would she hold me as tightly as she could as I left for work? would she kiss me goodbye?

on the bus I had to hide my erection as I sit dazed by the thought of her.I even have a coworker who is a small female who likes anime and games but I payed no attention to her today. Konata Izumi is something else and I would give anthing to find her in real life.

vc: inane

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 21:22

After all that 80s/90s, I wasn't expecting the final boss to be No Thank You.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 21:42

Louise! Louise! Louiseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
yarghh...uh...aaahah-! AaAAAAA!!! LOUISELOUISELOUISEaaaaAAAAaaa!!!
Ae...sniffsniff! sniffsniff! sssssaaahsssssaaah.. smells good.... sniff
gasp! I can haz sniffsniff pink blonde hair de Louise Francoise?! sniffsniff! Aah!
No! I want fluffing! fluff! fluff! Hair hair fluff fluff! Scratch scratch fluff fluff... Kyunkyunnkyui!!
Louise-tan was so kawaii in vol.12 of the novels!! AaaAA...AAA...AhAaAAA!! FaaAAAnng!
Congrats on the 2nd season of the anime Louise-tan! AaAAAAA! So cute! Louise-tan! Kawaii!AaaAAA!
2nd volume of the comics were grea...nnNrAGGggghHH!! Nyaaaaaargh!! UGyaaaAAAAA!!!
Nnnnnnyyyyuuuurrrrgggghhhh!!! Comics...................... AREN'T reality!!! ?...what about the novels and the anime....
LOUISE I S N' T R E A L????? AAAAArgggghhHH!!! Uwaaaaaaannn!!
NononononoNONONONONO! EEeeeeaAAAA!!!! HGGGGrrrrruuyynnnnnNN!!! Halkeginiaaaaaa!!
You! BASTARDS! I'm quitting! I'm QUITTING REALIT...Y....huh!? She's...looking? Louise-chan on the cover is looking at me?
Louise on the cover IS looking at me! Louise... at me! Louise-chan in the pictures in the book are looking at me!!
Louise-chan in the anime is talking to me!!! Phew... reality ain't so bad after all!
Yessssss! Wheeeee!! YEAH!!! I have Louise!! I've done it Ketty, I can do it alone!!!
C..comic... Louise LOUISE-CHAAAaaaaaAAaaAAAN!!!!!!!! HyaaAAAaaaAaaaAAaA!!!!!
Ahahaah...ahahaaahhhhahaAnn! Si, Siesta!! HenriettaaaAAAAAAaAA!!! TabithaaAAAAA!!
u....uuuu..sniffsniffuuuUUU!!! May my love reach Louise!! May my love reach Louise of Halkeginia!

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 22:54


209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 00:36

Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 01:22

the currently airing SSSS.GRIDMAN but instead of gridman showing up on some weird old computer everyone calls "junk" it shows up on suigintou

i dunno how. maybe she has a screen in that missing part of her torso

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 10:29

Wow, at this point, I think the only hope is to rope in his brother, who may not have had the best comics and they were H and he disappeared from the scene years ago, but they were at least competent (and pretty hot IMO). Assuming he's alive anyway.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 17:03

god that was an awful episode

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 18:53

A lot of people, choosing Comic Sans, think "this looks happy", not realizing it's partly based off the lettering from Watchmen.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 19:25

It pains me to see the erasure of our local culture.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 19:47

>>214 racist

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 22:49

I am a winter girl.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 23:28

sad girls in the snow

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 00:56

you reminded me that megatokyo existed. I demand your death as recompense

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 01:49

I remembered /sgis/ the other day and it made me a bit melancholy to think about how many good boards have died over the years.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 10:31

>Tampons have no value because I don't want to put one up my butt.

I once let a cute 16yo girl put one of her used tampons up my butt (she asked and I nearly always say yes to new experiences)

It was pretty fuckin weird... I couldn't get it out by myself so she wrenched it out and it really stung! ( メωメ)

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 10:42

and wouldn't you know it, i slept through 11:11

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 11:21

fred has done more with his life than i have and that's pretty sad

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 13:29

I'm late to the party and mikgazer continues to grow on me, except the one or two songs that aren't very well vocaloided

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 13:33

A time for healing.

225 Name: vc: reloth : 1993-09-9203 13:53

DQN who's been obsessed with osu/2hu/vocaloid lately here (but i am not >>223)

sorry if it's been getting a little intolerable, i know a lot of us are kinda weeby but i'm experiencing a thing i've been missing for a while. i hope you can forgive me, patient ones.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 14:33

I completely ignore the youtube/music link threads so whatever

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 16:31

What does an italicized - look like anyway

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 19:36

don't want to be one of those people whose entire personality is "being gay" but a nigga gets lonely and sometimes the gayposting just floods out, u kno

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 20:45

Can't say I do.
vc: fate

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 21:02

Met a boot-scootin' GILF at the line-dancin' last night, yee-HAW! Haven't had a bloylpive like that in ages!

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 22:01

>>229 come here and sit on my lap, I'll show you

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 22:09

Are you supposed to shampoo your pubic hair?

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:03

neighbors playing really loud boomer rock so i'm playing really loud speedcore back

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:21

I met a guy at a party who was like, "one time I took 10 tabs of acid. It was crazy, I was seeing tracers on everything." In retrospect probably an NPC.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:34

avant garde experimental hiphop group named stronghold gauntlets, basically death grips but more expensive for no reason

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 08:26

>>233 That's so 90s XD
>>234 What do you mean by this? Taking LSD seems like a deliberate method to come apart from the gameworld, but it reads like an insult

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 10:43

>>236 as someone who knows everything I know about recreational drug usage from DARE and the Hardy Boys, it sounds like a poseur thing to say. And yet it has the sad possibility of being true.

Excuse me? You took a fucking woodstock-era dose and didn't have, like, a religious epiphany?

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 11:38

My boobs are sore.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 11:50

This. Psychedelics are fun because they mess with your thought process, but he just had some mild visual effects. Ergo, no thought process.

vc: sawrness

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 14:42

And I hope you die
I hope we both die
No coochie

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 17:22

well, i'd rather marry fanon gumi, but let's face it--if i were marrying fictional characters, basically nobody could stop me, nor other otakutastic individuals, from being an incredible polygamist

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 18:28

Shark week next week?

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 21:34

The Form of Marriage would prevent you.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 21:51

If your handle ends in "Gaming" you're going to be bottom of the scoreboard

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 22:50

i'm not quite sure you're quite understand the magnitude of the ramifications of passing all bounds of decency, legality, and consent, and just how little some ink on a page would matter in regards to that

at 144 fps it would take less just under 70 seconds to participate in a 10000 waifu orgy

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 22:51

wow that uh came out disjointed

maybe i shouldn't be nutting at light speed while typing these things

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 23:39

People will always let you down.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 00:10

Rick won't.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 01:27

Used to be a small BBS where pro devs and talented amateurs shot the shit about game programming. Some kid named himself The Game Designer and proceeded to act like he knew what he was talking about. Half a post in it was clear he didn't know a fucking thing.

I think in the torrential downpour of "shut the fuck up, retard" posts that resulted, we killed his dream. I feel no guilt for that.

Some people just ain't got it.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 03:35


this video but instead of being a gay autist he runs over and beats the dude with a chair and yells CHARGE HAMSTRING MORTAL STRIKE

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 09:55

i quit smoking 4 years ago and still occasionally find cigarette butts under the couch, behind dressers, buried in the bottom of my closet...

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 10:58

sgis/sjis art joke

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 19:23

petting my cat and wishing someone would do that to me, just sit me on their lap and kiss me all over and touch me and cuddle me

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 20:13

I'm an autist and I hate that autistic puzzle pieces logo. Fucking thing just annoys my eyes to hell.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 21:48

>can you explain your employment gap?


256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 22:08

"can you" is a different question to "would you kindly"

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 22:21

Why is "I don't know how to romanise it" giving me such a good feeling all over my body? Like biting my lip and crossing my legs feeling like I need to pee but in a sort of erotic blissful urineless way, just thinking about that sentence/phrase

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 22:22

I'm in heaven ❤️

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:07

"My understanding of computers makes me unemployably overqualified for your webshit."
"We're planning to phase out REACT for VUE"
"Can you please redirect me to the fire escape"

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:12

The blue puzzle piece logo is a registered trademark of the Autism Speaks nonprofit, who are essentially the gay conversion therapy camps of autism, there's plenty of reason to hate it.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:20

>You both listen to Autechre, Death Grips and Boards of Canada.

all of my neighbors sound like truly insufferable people



262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:58

i miss being able to litter the ground in mmos with random shit that noobs could pick up and vendor for a tiny profit

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 04:18

I fondly remember being a 13-year-old Runescape noob and noticing that somebody was selling lobsters 10 times cheaper than the usual price. I bought as many as I could afford and sold them for a profit over the next hour. I felt like a fucking mercantile genius but in retrospect the profit was tiny and I could probably have made more money by just doing quests.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 05:27

you know what? if you want fatasses to lose weight, you don't need to tell them about how literally every health problem they're experiencing will get better, because they've heard it all before and it didn't impact them then, obviously they don't care that much

here it is:

your dick will look bigger. not just look bigger but actually be bigger and have more useable length, since it's not half-buried in blubber anymore. you'll probably gain about an inch for every 10% of bodyfat you drop.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 05:31

and if you're a girl then
a) get out of /dqn/;
b) your boobs might lose some size, but now they'll look like actual boobs and not like half-filled bags of sand hanging off a nail

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 08:21

[Note: >>265 has never seen a single boob]

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 09:58

i wanna be a vipster

268 Name: vc: gomotion : 1993-09-9206 11:51

marisa kirisame, except instead of "drizzle" (mist-rain) it's slash-shark

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 14:54

does this board have 5 homos and one really autistic libertarian or 5 libertarians and one really gay homo

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 15:16

>>269 6 really gay autistic libertarians

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 15:18

6 racist democratic socialists

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 15:56

6 gay librarians

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 16:40

6 racist libertarian homo bisexual tranny socialist alt-right beaner otakus.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 16:40

who are into lesbian scat porn

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 16:52

i'm already tracer

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:32

6 little jizo with gifts of omochi

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:32

I'm only four of those...

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:38

Straight white conservative christian male. I get five Liberal Evil Points before you even get to know me!

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:44

6 gay librarians sitting in a tree

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:55

there are no buses in gensokyo but there is a nokia n-gage

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:56

>>278 you sound like a blast to hang out with

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 18:10

I'd agree, but you can't just dismiss the mark of a true patrician like that.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 18:18

how do 60-year old facebook posters manage to find dqn?

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 18:45

I am none of those things, feels great not being labelled on an anonymous board!

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 19:36

google fun places to hang out, go to last entry on last page.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 20:01

>>285 Zap! Ouch! So cold! The barrel of laughs just rolled to a halt...

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 20:56

You can tell who the autists are because they complain the most but are too afraid to leave

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 21:36

my current thought is too gay, it's already gay enough in here so I won't post it yet

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 22:41

6 gay lolis sitting in a tree

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 23:03

as my body has grown fatter, so my laughter has grown uglier

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 00:48

one day i googled "do fat people have a different voice" on google or something to that effect, and a fat coworker girl leaned in to ask me something and saw what i searched and gave me funny looks all week

imagine if she spotted me here.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 02:27

well this site doesn't have encryption so your IT department already knows you're chatting about gay lolis if you're visiting this place at the office

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 02:28

that was meant for >>291 but isn't entirely inappropriate directed at myself

except that I'm unemployed

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 11:54

You can't run from it forever.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 13:17

maybe i'll be racist
i'm already racist

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 17:48

Maybe I'll be a loli
I'm not already a loli

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 17:54

maybe i'll use tracert
macOS: i didn't find tracert

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 17:59

Maybe I'll use ip/traceroute (3)
#l/ether2 no host

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 18:10

There are seven levels.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 18:36

Shut up, Dante

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 18:50

There are four lights.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 02:08

stick it to the supplement pharmajew by eating your own cum to conserve precious zinc

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 16:35

throwing out condiments that expired before the war in iraq because mom is a hoarder/narcissist and dad is a moral coward

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 19:42

>Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.

Typical otakus smh

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

now how do we make it relevant to eternal september

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

elitist september

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:07

a single-issue political party whose only platform is better anime

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 21:36

i feel like serious visual novels would be a perfect fit for those sorts who've been trying to push walking sims on us, except the clear problem in the first place is they can't read

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 22:17

I can't read, Liz Lemon!

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:23

And so with gods and men
The sheep remain inside their pen
Until the shepherd leads his flock away

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:25

almost every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:33

literally listening to kotoko while drinking a monster zero and playing vanilla WoW right now, i didnt even realize what i was doing until it was too late help

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 00:41

that doesn't sound bad

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 01:21

trap party: come for the music, stay for the beauty tips

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 02:38

"in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes"

well, more like just the ass-tastic parts of being famous

and all the time

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 02:42

is shaking hands gay?

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 03:07

hagiographic gaben fanart except it's by some VN company that sees the times a-changing at sony and is planning a move to steam

and then the pants come off and he ntrs some execs wife or whatever

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 09:22

it's what you get when you add toxic masculinity to regular ol' gay-ass holding hands

So yes, but it's an open secret

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 13:42

tonari nextome

OC do not steal

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 13:55

>>319 Pretty good!

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 19:04

Oh no we are being ripped off
vc: bawmment

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 21:47

hehe, make sure to whiterist the new domain, dumb laowai

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 22:43

trap party: sick tunes, fashion tips

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 22:50

do you remember how many cookies you have eated?

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 23:05

zero, I'm british

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 00:10

Go to the bakery section of co-op or sainsbury's and get yourself a motherfucking cookie. Right now.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 00:45

something about madoka reminds me of manufactured pop idol culture

i kinda want that showbiz life

bu i kinda want that life to not be so gatdam horrible

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 00:57

You still get cookies in Britain, we just don't call all biscuits cookies. A cookie is a biscuit, but a digestive or a custard cream isn't a cookie

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 01:16

Biscuits go soft when stale. Cookies and cakes do not.

captcha: keming, the graphic designer's worst enemy

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 01:25

i like cookies and biscuits, they both have their place

vc: bi

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 02:10

your balls are sweaty
mom's spaghetti
gotta get ready

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 05:57

Digestive doesn't sound appetizing at all and I don't understand why it would be a name for a snack.
vc: jearfing
That also sounds pretty awful.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 06:17

>>327 I'd do the showbiz life but only once. Do one tour, or one movie, or whatever, get like $10m for it, put $1m in a savings account and the rest in stocks or bitcoin or whatever and just coast.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 07:40

they have baking soda in them and were basically the world's first, largest and shittiest tums

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 10:10

>>329 Those Maryland cookies go soft when you leave them out...

And, kerning is a graphic designer's best friend, unless you're referring to bad kerning in the hands of someone with no experience - that will make a graphic designer wince.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 10:24

>>332 They were invented by two doctors, presented as a "digestive aid" more than a "snack", but they don't actually aid digestion.

>>334 Had to google Tums and, wtf? These are nothing alike. You couldn't use Tums to make a cheesecake base.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 10:40

Snorkel twinkie barn song playing on the radio

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 12:01

That's because they're biscuits.

And you'd better check your browser's font rendering. My captcha wasn't "kerning".

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 14:33

>>338 Yeah, cookies are biscuits! My bad, I thought you were making a joke that it was so tightly kerned it looked like keming - then I googled it and that's what keming means!

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 15:38

No no no, Maryland cookies are biscuits, not cookies. I understand the confusion though.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 23:21

"Will I look good in a denim jacket?" flowchart:

Are you Ryan Gosling?
-> no
-> yes
-yes, but you'd look good in anything

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 08:54

Real people were a mistake, they're nothing but trash.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 22:47

I've done things I'm ashamed of.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 00:50

I had a teacher in high-school who had a self-made sign (he made a lot of those) in the back of his classroom stating "our sins catch up to us eventually".

Pretty sure the guy was a staunch atheist, so I don't really know what that was all about.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 16:42

Cortana can help me avoid traffic. Do you think one of those inverter things can run my desktop PC in the car? Also, I'll have to use my phone as a wireless hotspot. Finally, it'll be good for something!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 17:05

Why the fuck is the eBook version more expensive than the hardcover?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 17:33

What a beautiful Duwang!

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 18:26

>>344 Do you have to be religious to do wrong? Do morals need to be based on faith? Does a deity have any influence on the inevitable reaping of the seeds we sow ?

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 19:11

The word "sin" has religious connotations more often than not, and is thus an odd choice for an atheist.

350 Name: Minister of Pedantry : 1993-09-9212 19:48

>>349 Well it always has religious connotations, but it seems like a common phrase... do you think everyone who exclaims "Oh my God!" actually has a god?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 20:36

why is no-one honest? Do they really think white lies help?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 20:41

it (or possibly with the word "with", i don't remember) isn't a common phrase, even if the sentiment is. If you cook up an aphorism yourself it should be kinda like that, yeah?

Anyway, he'd already been teaching 25+ years before I got there. Great sense of dark humor.

If you like aphorisms, I humbly recommend Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 20:45

Mr. Likes To Move Goalposts

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 22:38

cute girl who is euphoric, not because of any phony god's blessing, but because she is enlightened by her intelligence

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 22:42

i only have two moods, horny and sad

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 00:15

I hate to be the guy that brings out the dictionary definition, but I feel that it's actually pretty relevant considering it's about usage of a word, so here goes:

sin noun (1)
a : an offense against religious or moral law

b : an action that is or is felt to be highly reprehensible it's a sin to waste food

c : an often serious shortcoming : fault

So there you go, there's evidence for usage outside of a religion.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 00:19

I think it's worth adding that christianity and christian eschatology has a deep influence on what we deem is "western culture", including secular lifestyle, so you not only have secular people using the word "sin" outside of a strictly religious context, you also have atheists celebrating Christmas, of all things, because who doesn't like getting presents?

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 02:04

cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 02:48

holy night's Dong

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 10:33

hotel rwanda fanfiction

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 13:16

There's a distinction between "is 'sin' an exclusively religious word" and "will people think you're being religious when you say 'sin'", to which I reply "obviously not" and "probably", respectively. Looks like this (very boring) discussion started out as the latter and has since morphed into the former.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 15:50

>>361 exactly. slightly out of place, rather than incompatible. you gotta understand, it was an oddly serious statement from an eccentric guy who made wry offhand jokes about booby trapping his lawn to keep kids away.

he was often the one catching cheaters, who would be kicked back to normie school; i can imagine nobody likes having to do that.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:21

i don't mind the loud music a bit but damn dude at least get some taste, if i had a stereo system with bass that could shake the walls of the apartment upstairs you can bet i wouldnt be playing fucking ac/dc

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:24

>>362 on the contrary it's usually people like that who have the strongest sense of duty and justice of anyone. it doesn't matter how you come to your morals as long as you come to them, but i respect an atheist who acts righteously just because it's the right thing to do infinitely more than a religious person who only does it because he fears punishment in the afterlife.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:50


366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:58

i used to play melt-banana really loud, needless to say, my neighbors did NOT like that one bit.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 22:10

is now a good time to stan aural vampire?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 00:17

>>364 hm, perhaps. he did hand this out too: ttps://imgur.com/a/KhTi1TT

and of course the goofing off was surely a way to connect with teenagers when you're also infamous for pop quizzes and pop making things due

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 02:19

erm, though I do want to point out it is odd how people focused on the connotations of the word "sin" instead of the implication that there is some mechanism of fate that makes some sorta retribution happen... didn't want to shut down that sort of discussion, though.

after all, that's not how they taught us to play with others at shortbus school ヽ( ゚ヮ・)ノ

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 07:51

The problem with that sort of advice is that the students who need it most won't bother to read it. Although I'm probably being too cynical, it will probably help at least a few kids and that's better than nothing.

When I was a student I loved the teachers that were cynical, smart, and eccentric. I probably would have liked the teacher you are describing. But now I think back on those teachers and find them shallow and a bit cringe-worthy. The sign "our sins catch up to us eventually" would have probably seemed profound and edgy to my teenager self, but it seems kind of bland and lame now.

As for the truth of the statement, it seems pretty reasonable regardless of your religious beliefs. Even if there is no such thing as karma, you're likely to get caught eventually if you have a habit of doing bad things. And even if you never get caught, you will probably end up punishing yourself in one way or another.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 13:05

image quote database

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 20:33

college is a hobby

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 22:38


374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 22:47


375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 00:34

I really can't believe that.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 02:52


377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 04:52


378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 13:10

i'm writing a lewd LN, it's called "prostate massage was my anti-drug, but now i'm addicted to dick?"

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 14:20

Throw a child off a bridge for me.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 18:20

Linguistics is the Tumblr of academic fields. I guess that makes machine learning the Reddit.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 18:20

I burst some weird bloody pussy growth in my groin, and it smelled like pot noodles... didn't taste like it though

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 20:41

Coffee beans in a bowl with milk. Hmmm...

383 Name: vc: dixeze : 1993-09-9216 21:46

ben franklin lived a life so crazy i'm a little surprised there isn't some sort of anime where he's the main character, not even a 12-episode gagfest.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 01:34

I was Lancer since beta because +Long Reach

-Perpetuating the stereotype -Disrespectful -Shameful came later.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 09:51

>>381 that was your vagina dude, you shouldnt have popped it

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 16:05

A man with the fortunate distinction of being Nero's teacher, and the unfortunate distinction of still being alive when shit hit the fan.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 16:09

>>385 welp, guess I'm a virgin again!

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 18:05


389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 19:22

We're back, WCRST Succotash and The Bird in the morning, the Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and The Bird in the morning. Accept the savior, get into the glorious kingdom of heaven. Succotash, Succotash, call us up, win some cash!

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 22:21

Maybe I'm just doomed to be unhappy forever.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 23:41

Jinkela is always with you

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 00:27

slime of lime

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 14:31

Gets me a little hard when I push my laptop to Maximum Fan Blow

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 15:09

I always feel guilty about it. I don't want to shorten her lifespan.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 16:17


did you know you can just buy a cassock? you don't actually have to be a priest or anything. hmm...

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 18:13

>>395 I have a nice embroidered minister's shirt with dog collar which I wear quite often, it's fun to say "bless you" and things when people hold the door open for me.

It's also free to get ordained in the Open Ministry, so if I ever go to the States I can legally perform weddings if that ever takes my fancy!

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 18:47

I find Phoebe from Friends highly relatable because I, too, am a woman who is batshit insane.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 18:48

Because you can feel like a submarine captain?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 19:47

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 21:33


frig off already

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 21:39

It's purple and green if you know what I mean

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 23:00

that's amore

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 23:06

thanks doc

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 23:14

I'm positive everyone in Friends was a bit insane though

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 04:52

Trump 2020

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 05:56

Cyberpunk 2020

"Make Corporate America Great Again" - Joseph Q. Cyberpunk

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 06:12

Don't post news here, I'm trying to free my mind from that slavery.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 07:08

A man was arrested in Yulee Monday after deputies say he stabbed a woman in the head with a fork in a dispute over a baked potato.

Kenneth David Crumpton Jr., 36, has been charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after Nassau County deputies say he stabbed victim Angela Gullion Sunday at 78040 Susi Ln.

Upon deputies' arrival at the scene, Gullion refused to give them information but deputies soon recovered a fork and a bloody, white T-shirt from a vehicle the victim was sitting in. Deputies reported multiple stab wounds and blood to both sides of Gullion's head.

A woman who called police told deputies that Crumpton had stabbed Gullion during an altercation over a baked potato.

Crumpton was arrested and confirmed to police that the dispute was over a baked potato but that he had only thrown the fork, thinking it "glanced off her head."

Crumpton is due to appear at the Nassau County Courthouse, though his date has not yet been set.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 08:22

Now you're thinking with portaloos

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 11:46

obama scramble

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 15:16

melee anti-caster is the most satisfying build in literally any setting/ruleset where it's possible, especially if you can be unarmed punchman

like imagine irl, some nerd is trying to fight you but he's just throwing acorns at you yelling LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! and you walk over and punch him in the face

that's what it feels like

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 21:58


413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 00:12

wow would you look at it (again)

414 Name: anti mage : 1993-09-9220 03:01

magic sucks

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 07:04

You know who thought magic sucked?

Dumbledore's boyfriend.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 07:56

A Trek ship crew is granted eternal youth

And now Ensign Gawky is gonna have to live with sharing a galaxy with TV Star Good Looking main characters, forever.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 11:12

went to the library for the first time in years

-they have self checkout and automated book returns now, you can do your thing without ever interacting with a single human being
-but there were still like 4 librarians seated at the counter doing nothing
-one of them was having an extremely loud conversation with someone on the other side of the room about "memes" and "gifs"

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 12:51

I used to work in a library, generally it was a really chill job where you don't have to work very hard and you can pretend the world doesn't exist

but yeah the job does occasionally attract some very annoying types of people

also public libraries in some places have a big homeless problem

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 13:15

gobbo sharker

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 13:21

>>417 Did they say gifs or jifs?

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 15:55

Uh, so unfortunately, some of the other bands already played the songs we were gonna play, but - it's a bummer, right? - but we're gonna play them anyway.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 16:38

playing Destiny 2 because it was free

of course they'd make the lovable idiot character a huntard

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 16:52

a what now?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 17:22

who shot who in the what now?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 19:41

americans: lol idk how you can listen to that techno stuff it all sounds the same

also americans: *listens to the same 10 "classic rock" songs over and over since 1968*

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 21:45

Remember that butt thing? You know, the thing with the butt?

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 23:41

arnold wasn't allowed to voice himself in the german dub of the terminator because the german director thought his austrian accent sounded too "effeminate"

really makes you think, about what i'm not sure

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 23:59

he dies in the xpac if that helps
(not really a spoiler since they decided to blare it all over in marketing for the xpac and you'll find out the moment you look it up even in passing)

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 00:14

this mouse has a really satisfying sound when i slam my fingers down on the puttons

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 05:49

i got spoiled by the search engine, man!

i don't really care about most of the characters, though i think it's cute that the li'l drone buddy sounds like he has a crush on the crashed ship's AI.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 08:07

i mean, who wouldn't. she's glados but without the resting bitch voice

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 09:09

oh yes, that might be frightening in a human being, but in fiction it is a done hyper moe 2(?)-in-1 deal, where you got both the bubbly cheerleader and the goth gf / 30something OL ready to remove your soul in bed.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 12:34

can't stand being at home but i have nowhere to go

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 18:46

kitana kitana kitana kitan mortal kombat i'll see you mañana

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 19:21

I really love balsamic vinegar.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 20:09

Me too.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 20:51

Why don't you come over?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 23:43

a watched clock never boils

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 23:45

At times like these, I have found it helpful to nonetheless push myself to overcome my fear of people bothering me and not doing useful work to find places of mundane beauty and inspiration where people aren't likely to go out of their way to bother me, like the library, a medium-hipstery store, or the gymnasium.

80% of the benefits of being hiki without the health problems from being completely cooped up.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 05:00


442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 10:08

It's time to go.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 15:39

Abcde is a stupid name and it deserves to be mocked.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 23:30


445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:57

the legion was pretty gay tbh, they modelled themselves on rome in more ways than one. that's seen in dialog from multiple npcs, some of which you need the homoperk to see so it's kinda understandable that you wouldn't see it if you were playing a "kill all the gays" run, but still

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:59

personally i appreciate that new vegas let me play as a literal gay retard, it's the first time i've ever truly been able to play as myself in an RPG.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 01:07

Gannon joins you if you're either gay or retarded so I assume that makes him your literal love slave.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 10:05

best cd ripper though

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 19:01

what would you call something that's like a reverse tautology, i.e. a statement that invalidates itself through
for example

"no one drives in New York, there's too much traffic"

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 19:36


451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 20:47

people use "very unique" to mean "extra special" and that pisses me off

but it also pisses me off that you can't write it off as a completely invalid phrase because it can be interpreted as "truly one-of-a-kind"

granted, this is why some writing advice in certain contexts strongly discourages "very", "really", "actually", etc. in the first place, since most uses thereof are not the kind that add any denotational meaning to the statement given

actually i am just hungry, i try not to be an angry person

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 20:56

people really need to be properly taught the difference between an intensifier and an intensity modifier

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:14

More generally, an antimony

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:21

Bleeping out swear words in porn would be kinda funny.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:28

>>454 sounds like something they'd do unironically in america

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:43

I don't suppose the word you meant is "antilogy"?

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:57

Antinomy (typo), but you're right in specifying that it is specifically a form of statement rather than an element of logic

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 04:13

No it sounds more like something they'd do in Japan

459 Name: vc: dung : 1993-09-9224 05:41

Ah, yes, I must admit I probably came across it and then forgot it almost completely, which might be more shameful than never having come across it.

In my defense, I got my logic from the engineering department and not the philosophy department, so I was thinking in terms of rhetoric (which I self-study every now and then because I'm the sort of boring shit who gets more enjoyment out of reading dictionary citations than out of most actual literature).

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 06:41

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 08:21

Meeting someone who obviously grew up on 4chan and thinking, "there's a good chance I called you a faggot 10 years ago"

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 07:44

I kinda coasted earlier this term and let my group do most of the work (which up to now has been the opposite of my approach in school) and I do feel kinda bad about it, but now they're actively removing my contributions right before the deadline and I'm pretty irritated.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 07:46

Like they've literally gone in twice now and deleted my section.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 08:08

Readded it with less than a minute to go and resubmitted. It's on an external website, though, and although Canvas grabs a snapshot the first time a URL is submitted, it doesn't look like it did the second time. They can go back and delete it again after the fact now for the same effect, as long as it's before it gets graded.

Come on, all I need is a 33% on this and I'm 100% satisfied. We never have to talk to each other again. Not that you talked to me at all about this, before or after shutting me out.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:10

>>463 I reckon you should stab 'em in the leg

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:27


467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:50

>>458 there's not really "swear words" as we'd think of the concept in english, in japanese. being rude in japanese is a matter of using informal verb endings, addressing people by informal/familiar pronouns etc. 5 year olds say kuso and chinpo and whatnot and it's not really that weird.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 14:39

large hardon collider

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 19:21

Whenever I see this thread I think I'll post the first thing that comes to my mind, but it's always something like "cunt piss dick shit".

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 19:45

Group projects always suck. I had to make the actual thing work in the last 2 weeks (it was a whole-term project) because Chinese Dave promised he'd take care of most of it and his "friend" would help him (i.e. he got someone to lift some prior art off the streets of Shanghai and then do a crappy mechanical translation from C++ to Java, which obviously wasn't going to run).
OH ALSO I had to delete two pages of waffle that Drugs Guy put in and then explain that a "hacker" manually altering RAM was neither feasible nor a practical concern for some crappy university project.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 21:03

you say canola
i say rapeseed
ur political corecctness gone mad

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 00:22

But maybe if I take more drugs things will be better.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 00:22

the name wasn't really changed because of the plant being called "rape" though but because it's a specially bread cultivar that produces much better cooking oil. previous rapeseed oil tasted nasty, was mildly toxic and was mainly used as an industrial lubricant

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 03:01

It's always the weirdest thing to explain. People love hard and fast rules for something as complex as human language; y'know, that thing where usage of a very simple grammatical point could take like one page of explanation and another page of examples to actually give you the picture. "Words are the daughters of earth, and things are the sons of heaven." (Sammy J gon squint at me for that one)

There are terms of abuse which should often get translated to swears but you can show them on TV no problem as long as it's in the right time slot (and boy howdy does Asian TV have tantrums that put Donald Duck to shame). There are un-PC/fukinshin words that do get censored, but they are exactly that, not swears like some idiots claim.

They inconsistently do the p0n0s and vag00 thing, though. AFAICT that has to do with the equally inconsistently enforced porn laws. I mean, even they can't explain that shit.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 05:48

The excuse I always hear for group projects is that it prepares you for working on teams in the real world, but in any company worth working for, the incompetent people don't get hired in the first place.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:03

"Ad closed by Google"
No, you just replaced it with an ad for yourselves. Give me my screen space you smug fucks.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:11

if you do it raw that will basically make you homos

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:17

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 08:06

welp, rip tumblr

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 09:03

judging from internet complaints, very few companies could possibly fit that qualifier

of course, there are the more physical jobs where if someone is incompetent, he dead. perhaps this is the true loss to society from economic transition.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 09:10

today I got my first SS on a 3-star map

my performance went to shit after that, but that's kinda how it be

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 13:02

True enough, in my personal experience plenty of incompetent people get hired, although I've never been forced to work with them. They usually just harmlessly surf the internet all day and collect a paycheck while I do the real work. Even then, most days I can finish everything in a few hours and spend the rest of my day mindlessly browsing the net or reading ebooks.

Occasionally I am tasked with fixing one of the incompetent people's code, in which case it's usually easiest to just throw it all out and start over from scratch, which at least gives me something to keep me occupied for a few days.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 14:33

If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use. In the coding world this is useless, no javascript would be produced and virtual machines would disappear from the market space. Not hiring mostly complete tools would obviate the entire sales pitch of Rustlang, obviously this kind of hiring practice is toxic to the coding industry at large.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 16:35

>no javascript would be produced

oh god yes

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 17:00

can we talk about how tim cook looks like an old lesbian

he looks like once his workday is finished he's going to go home and open a bottle of red wine and watch the gilmour girls with his cats for the 98th time

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 18:43

Geocities bans adult content to get that sweet app store revenue.
Wait I mean tumblr.
When ill comapnies ever learn that no one gives a fuck about their shitty app, certainly not enough to ban literally the only remaining content on your site.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 19:10

I still don't get what that guy's deal with Atlanta was.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 20:53


> If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use

I don't get it. Isn't this exactly false?

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 21:49

He was being facetious, also I recommend not pressing any further, this conversation probably leads to somewhere shitty

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:08

True, it does sound like a proglodyte.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:22

If you only hire people who know what they're doing they'll work under the assumption that people in general know what they're doing. Nothing produced this way can have mass appeal because people don't want Death at a Funeral (UK) they want Death at a Funeral (US) with Tyler Perry and a laugh track. You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok. The market cannot abide by sensible decisions made via a rational thought process to produce a working product, it needs self driving cars that run node.js to actuate machine learning on the market this quarter.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:51

Under the moon, loli to loli.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:54

I'm sorry but are you off your rocker?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:02

Fidget Cubes and glass beading drive the economy, this is a sign of highly competent people being part of the work force?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:05

so what crypto are you guys investing in?

vc: webe

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:07


497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:10

Put your lolis on the blockchain, store your lolis in my butt.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:59

>You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok.

so a trash heap of barely functional perl? lol

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 00:20

> welp, rip tumblr

I am more worried that this will lead to RIP Pixiv

perhaps Japan will find a way, tho

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 00:32

Does pixiv even have an appstore app?

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 01:46

apparently. it's age locked to 17+ which I guess tumblr wasn't willing to do in fear it would erase their users (even more than banning porn did)

i mean i guess theoretically the preteens there can still post sfw sprite edits of danganronpa characters dabbing and tell each other to kill themselves for being cis

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 18:24

"Synthpop - Topic
Recommended videos for you"

I object to that

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 18:59

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 22:39

Saw a little girl of maybe 8 or 9 years old struggling to control a big fluffy white dog on a leash that probably weighed twice what she weighed. It pulled her over into the grass a couple times and every time she'd stand back up and indignantly yell "Jasper, heel!"

it was cute as hell, felt like a scene from a manga or something.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 00:13

Am I thinking anything anymore?

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 00:40

Thinking about thought is probably the most real thought possible

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 02:09

It does, however, mean that you are not very tanasinn at all.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 02:41

of all the things i am good at, i am not good enough to get hired doing it

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 02:57

For whatever dumb reason, I've put off listening to Art Tatum for many years. And let me tell you, absolutely no amount of reading and hearing people talk about how ridiculously good he was will fully prepare you for the actual experience of hearing how ridiculously good he was.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 14:55

I wonder if anyone has ever masturbated while thinking of me.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 15:55

cumfarting thoughts

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 15:59

Gratitude is riches and complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 16:32


514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 17:08

maintenance dude sprayed bug spray all over the part of the floor where I sit at my computer and right next to my cat's water bowl

also I'm pretty sure he noticed the dildo and lube sitting on my bed


515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 18:06

that probably sounds like i'm being pretty nonchalant about the health of my cat but actually i washed out the water and food bowl and moved them away from where he sprayed once he left

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 18:17

Sexy sexy nonchalance

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 19:04

Alright, so you're nonchalant, quit rubbing our noses in it.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 19:58

rub my nose in bug spray ooh yea

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 20:14

How is vocal fry so annoying? I'd be more annoyed by sounding like an American in the first place.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 20:32

If you want me to I can right now.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 21:08

Please do. Be sure to tell me about it in detail, too.

522 Name: vc: gouging : 1993-09-9228 22:28

IOSYS put out a music video this year, a medium-low catchy song about -squint- reuploads and pirates and not getting money from songs and how what people say and what they really think (tatemae and honne) are different.

Not the first time they did a piece about a sobering production reality but damn

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:09

though, i think it was more a tongue in cheek message that they have a music channel that they've been uploading to like mad this year, but like a lot of struggling labels' music channels, it has astonishingly few views and is buried by THE ALGORITHM

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:12

one last all-nighter to finish it off, wish me luck

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:29

>>522 What's it called?

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:43

Ganbatty >>524!

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 01:21

Hotelconcierge has some good insights but his writing style is insufferable.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 01:37


529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 02:36

Hidden God Matara feat. TAMAONSEN

(it is not known for sure what, if anything, マターラ is a reference to, so I'm regarding as safe the idea that it is just Matara's name with an artificially elongated vowel)

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 02:44

Well, I guess 秘 is better translated as "secret", since the subtitle has the English word "hidden" in it. I have that kind of problem when posting [right now] thoughts.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 14:07

How does Speccy work?

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 14:35

>>531 it's a wrapper for uname -a

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 16:27

So mad a popular game became free

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 23:13

Your drone, once airborne, will utilize advanced artificial intelligence to seek out the nearest and hardest obstacle to crash into. Once this has occurred, please purchase a replacement.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 23:57

Seize the means of cute

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 00:23

sad boys in the snow

vc: deazz

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 01:32

key lime lacroix, yeah boyeeeee

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 08:38

The idea that there is only one aesthetic for ass is a DANGER TO AMERICA

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 14:15

very handsome moth, I'd let him date my daughter

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 18:18

the whole "goddess mystique" thing is my least favorite part of new age feminism

just wash your fetid gash, christ women aren't the only ones expected to shave and bathe, how is that the patriarchy's fault

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 00:59

Now you're learning.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 01:05

this message brought to you by
the letter L

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 20:22


544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 22:25

Oh, the pain.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 01:30

bunch of normies t-posing followed by suddenly, dekapai

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 01:52

i'm trans-wog, i demand the EU respect my identity and let me live and work in naples

god i'm so fucking cold

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 02:06

my theory: earth is both flat and hollow

it's like a big jelly donut but instead of jelly it's filled with aliens

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 02:54

I have been peeing all day.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 07:22

You might be pregnant.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 08:37

gordon ramsay, who thought he was torrenting a sub: IT'S RAWWWWW

gordon ramsay, taking the suggestion of a friend: finally some good fucking anime

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 08:44

Miku concert in a conference hall = disappointing

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 12:08


553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 12:25


554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 19:40


555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 21:42

dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 21:50

i just deleted a bunch of stuff i saved off image boards circa 2014ish because some of it was really depressing.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 21:51

Winning chess feels really fucking good.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 02:20

why are there so many bird touhous

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 05:01

want winter to be over but also don't because i'll be 25 years old holy shit when did i become so ancient my brain is still 12

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 05:53

lots of bird youkai, i guess

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 12:45

Get up and go!

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 15:09

Adulthood is constantly expecting the doorbell for reasons unknown and never being able to settle

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 17:25

yes I am an archaeologist please show me your large bone

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 17:44

Attention all Wikipedia gamers! Jimbo Wales is in great danger and he needs your help to keep the lights on at the Wikimedia Foundation. But to do this, he needs paid staff and a shitload of servers. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you gotta be quick, so that Jimbo Wales can ignore declining editor quality and score some epic hardware deals!

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 01:06

Gonna have to take the pass of Caradhras, dammit.

Freeze my fucking toes off it will.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 03:18


567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 06:39

The universe is how it is because if it wasn't it wouldn't be.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 06:51

i've eaten like 9 eggs today

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 08:31

>>568 NICE!!!

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 11:05

so tired of it all

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 11:35

Get a good night's sleep. Take care of yourself

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 13:24

>>568 I love eggs, but only in moderation - that seems like ova kill to me!

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 13:47

i think i had egg as a captcha once

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 15:01

when I put shower at head of penis, it make pee go out, anyone else?

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 23:00

discord pleb checker:

/tts ok google, search for hardcore gay porn

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 01:45

if anything, the porn ban on tumblr makes me realize that there were actually a lot more people into hypno/mind control stuff than i realized

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 12:47

Sad lumpy people.

578 Name: vc: bicketch : 1993-09-9235 14:57

vision is so much better with contacts, but then my eyes dry out so quickly

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 19:05

Hopes and dreams should be left to those who can afford to have them, children.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 20:18

actually it's no joke, the power to my entire apartment building was knocked out for around 24 hours one time because of a squirrel, it climbed inside the little box thing and broke something. sounded like a gunshot when it got fried.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 00:47

I wanna be a cute girl but I also wanna fuck a cute girl.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 03:10


583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 08:26

But think about the consequences. People might make fun of you on the internet!

584 Name: vc: hebe : 1993-09-9236 12:49

I was reminded that it was a phenomenon because the pun demon in my discord said the squirrels are "power hungry".

I recall when I was touring MIT I heard a campus legend about squirrels knocking out power (one that is recounted in episode 1 of Freeman's Mind), but I can find no actual news about it, so I am forced to assume that at some point one of the real blackouts was assigned a fake cause, sort of like it's more exciting to say a hookah fire made us fire drill at 3AM instead of a freshman microwave noob.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 14:48

I'll be glad when the holiday season is over so I can stop overthinking about having to give things to people to remain a member of society

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 16:20

There's no justice without wisdom, you retard.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 16:35

There's no juice without squash, Spidermoan

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 20:04

Marisa is basically what those stereotypical grouchy green witches thought they were at her age. Hot D&D wizard shit, doomed to misanthropy and crime.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 20:40

Apple had the option to rename their voice recognition powered product for one region instead of making their Japanese customers talk into "ass".

They did not take that option, the absolute madmen.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 21:41

Then you can go fuck yourself.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 14:34

but what about the perverts who want to ask the butt lady for their credit card balance

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 17:54

Credit cards aren't big in Japan anyway

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 20:58

loli artists who draw atmospheric art like if you agree

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 21:35

I have never wanted anything so much in my life.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 05:07

even gas stations won't call me back for my job application

I realize I'm 24 years old with no job history and only a high school diploma but I'm not really sure how much lower on the totem pole I'm supposed to go, should I go fucking pick grapes in Mexico?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 06:23

me: what is this, it sounds like english citypop or something
dad: it's disco
me: ....
dad: .......

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 07:01

liked, bookmarked, five starred, subscribed, and in my RSS feed

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 08:32

I've never been my best friend's best friend with any of my best friends

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 10:51

Surprised at how truly basic and unfunny exploding kittens is. Why so popular? Because the oatmeal did it?

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 11:22

not really into the fanboyism but musk is handsome as fug, 10/10 facial aesthetics

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 19:03

hair dye weirdos ruining it for the other hair dye weirdos

it's not gonna make you SG material nor fix your lack of inner beauty

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 20:46

I feel like I betrayed DQN and text boards by spending last couple of years on 4ch*n. But, oh, the excitement of fast threads!.. I could spent almost an entire day catching up to a general!

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 01:16

The kickstarter came out at just the right time. It was around the peak of the Oatmeal's popularity, when Millennials everywhere were still Liking and Sharing the comics because it was the Voice of their Generation. "Yes! I too, love Sriracha Rooster Sauce! SO TRUE."

Around the same time, non-digital games were growing in popularity. College dorms around the country were already stocked with Cards Against Humanity. Everyone was eager to add a new wacky faux-edgy party game to their collection.

And so households everywhere ended up with this crappy card game. Whenever I come across it, I like to ask about it as if I've never heard of it. The owner invariably replies something like, "Oh, that game? I got it from kickstarter...it's kinda fun, I guess." Their tone makes it clear that they've already outgrown the game.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 07:13

the fuck on

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 08:34

I really hope IOSYS doesn't mind me bombarding them with these captions.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 11:05

You did betrayal us you spine-loving FUCK

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 13:24

what ever happened to cards against megucas

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 14:43

This meme was made by


609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 18:25

It was run by that /moe/ liveboard, now if you show up they just call you "Inaban" and ban you.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 20:01

how could you tell? seriosuly
was it my bad opsec?

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 00:24

>>610 approaching the Platonic ideal

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 08:28

it's actually a british bird cooking penne

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 09:44

I'm freaking the FUCK out right now.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 11:41

dowman sayman nickelodeon

to understand why i find this amusing, you have to know the song i listened to recently, the channel's jingle, and that the hentai artist referred to by the spelling released a work under that title

good luck explaining that concisely to someone who asked why you're laughing but takes offense any time you express anything less than angelic

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 16:56

people who

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 18:52

weird rant relating mechanical keyboards to lightsabers

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 19:44

no features (but because my music is bad and I have no friends)

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 19:58

finishing school but it's a MOOC

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 20:21

that was a good piss

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 23:38

I made a wrong translation by mistake Σ(゚д゚)

I did it without checking because it fit the mood really well, I'd say better than the right translation, so now I'm conflicted.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 03:58

-~165cm tall
-blond hair, blue eyes
-described by everyone who met him as slightly androgynous with dainty facial features
-already always wearing a dress
-ambiguous irl sexuality

T.E. Lawrence as a trap anime when?

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 05:51

The more I read about daylight savings time, the less I understand it.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 12:17

My hand is all fucked up.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 17:10

how to spot a german:
capitalize every Noun in a Sentence
today I did go, yesterday I did went

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9242 04:23

> the same politically inflammatory forced meme repeated by several people
> bunch of meh or overdone reaction clips by celebrities that don't really capture the moment, why do you even have that shit saved
> bunch of honest replies that weren't really all that worth reading though

they always seem to be ranked above some actually decent replies unless the actually decent replies were that uproariously funny.

twitter might be a better place if they focused their efforts on putting the half-buried technique on these instead of on people with wrongthink or who just happened to drop an f bomb.

more financially successful? nah, i'm taking a pretty wild guess here and saying the above categories are the kind of people who click ads; they seem like false-idol polytheists to me.

626 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-9242 07:46

I think there might be a purely anthropic explanation for the born probabilities.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9242 19:34


628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9242 21:29

Curly brackets are the cutest punctuation marks.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 03:57

i'm never going to make it, users. just wasn't meant to be.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 11:35

boomer neighbor: so what kind of music do you listen to
me: *listening to uzbek synthpop* ya know, rock and stuff i guess *shrug*

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 13:24

Bread is a strange substance.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 15:53

ripped open a callous on my hand and bled all over the bar, is this what they mean by "feel the burn"

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 16:59

-you're a big bulge


634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 17:19

You're the same unlovable nerd you were in middle school and you won't ever change. By you, of course, I mean me.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 18:07

Me're the same unlovable nerd me were in middle school and me won't ever change.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 20:39

By me, of course, me mean me.

637 Name: John Titor : 1993-09-9244 03:14

I am making this post to prove to Wikipedia that the year "1993" listed is a joke. Also 4-ch isn't 4chan, which didn't exist in 1993 anyway.

Hello, people from the year 1993. I come from the future, where Japan has taken over the world, as was expected in 1993. At least, anime took over the internet.

Speaking of Japan, a magnitude 9.1 earthquake with an epicenter at 38.3 N 142.4 E and a hypocenter 29 km undersea will occur at 14:46 JST on 11 March 2011 and cause a 40 meter high tsunami to hit the coast. キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9244 05:32

I wish it was still 1993, culturally. But if it were really 1993 I wouldn't be alive.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9244 10:34

Your proof doesn’t matter, what matters is Avery is a sysop and you are not.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9244 12:32

Finally I could break out a neon windbreaker without drawing unwelcome stares!

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9244 15:44

Furthermore, I am of the opinion that image macros must be destroyed.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9244 18:44

My kneejerk reaction to someone not being alive in a year in which I was alive is that they must be fœtuses, but actually, I'm getting older every year, and I presumably remember being as old as you are now, and there must be a foreign word for the feeling that evokes

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9245 14:38

(*・д・) We have to warn them!
(*・_・) ...
(*・_・) Eh, we have time

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9245 17:19

oh man Bomberman 94 isn't out yet

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9245 18:48

no YOU don't understand, I gotta get Solar kills or gramma won' give me any cookie dough

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9245 20:25

Along the road, there was a half-mile-or-so deserted stretch. About half of the streetlights went dead as I walked under them (give or take a few feet). For one group, it was four in a row.

When I looked back, many of them had come back on. It would have been much cooler if they'd stayed dead. I hear that, back in the 90s, street lamps would cycle like that as they were dying.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 02:34

Russian DQN, can you help me find an icon? It's Mary and Baby Jesus both doing the orans hands. Jesus is coming out of an urn or jar or something.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 13:02

That sure is some hair.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 15:51

and joyous kwanzaa to all my niggas at dqn

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 16:04

Certified DQNigga

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 16:08

✓ Speech recognition as accessibility feature
✗ It'll just get used to trash talk in /p even faster

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 19:01

man, fatass

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 21:37

They still do. There's one outside my house that's super annoying.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 22:39

Got a book from my brother, and gave him one.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 04:09

They do that here too, to save money by using less power.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 06:11

once that anecdote about van halen asking for no brown m&ms became known wouldn't concert venues just start leaving out a bowl of de-browned m&ms and still not read the contract

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 08:08


658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 17:33

Christmas is your parents, wake up

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 22:40

FFXIV's Christmas event is called "seibousai" and that reminds me of "o-seibo"

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 23:04

which reminds me of seiba

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 00:50

padoru padoru
vc: joyp

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 04:20

have you ever thought about how it would feel to fill your mouth with soil

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 00:06

The only GRIFFIN I need to know is the ones on Family Guy.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 16:16

DQN is gay.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 17:41


666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 19:22

hell joke

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 23:45

thank you. this opportunity comes once every thousand posts and I am always sad when Satan says something daft or lacking in self-awareness

captcha: cireen, which is how I feel

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 23:48

Watching Nathan 4U and seeing him get more and more psycho as time goes on

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 00:30

We could probably do with more punctuative symbols, particularly as concerns comma usage, but the shapes that don't look freakin' lame are mostly taken, and most new proposals either wouldn't/shouldn't come up that often or make me want to claw my eyes out.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 03:07

weirdest adjustments to make after losing a significant amount of weight:
I can get up and down off the floor without having to wait for all my joints to snap back into place
it actually hurts MORE than it used to to sit down for very long
I can see my dick when I'm laying on my back even when it's not hard

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 11:26


672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 17:55

Girl with too many swords.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 18:23

Part of me doesn't want to reintroduce thread #23 cancer.

But this one is borderline, so go on....

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 21:33

For all we know, it's an ugly girl

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 22:25


676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 08:11

Collecting money to build a wall between the USA and Fiji. True patriots take massive cash advances on their credit cards to give to the cause!

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 11:50

le pamplemousse

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 14:29

Impossible, she has too many swords

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 17:14

trying really hard to be positive but every now and then my depression comes back for a few hours to remind me what a piece of shit i am, it's really humbling

680 Name: >>603 : 1993-09-9252 02:26

Welp, I just got gifted Exploding Kittens for Christmas. My mom said she played it in a brewery and enjoyed it. So I guess there's another explanation of why the game is so popular, some people actually like it. (Or at least think their children would like it.)

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 02:49

>>680 so it's like those 99 in 1 bootleg game consoles they sell at wal mart to trick parents whose kids want a "gamebox 320 or whatever it's called"

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 06:44

Okay, so I didn't hallucinate that. This thing had touchscreen functionality for all of 2 minutes. Too bad it's shit!

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 08:51

Kirby is a TERF.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 17:40

What a strange thing to say.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 01:01

you know if I was Russian I'd find that Disney movie Anastasia kind of insulting tbh

like the only thing that could have made the populace hate the Romanovs enough to genocide them is that they were cursed by an evil wizard or something and not because they were literal robber barons who viewed and treated the average Russian as something like cattle

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 02:58


> Disney

Figures. Like, the one time Bluth doesn't make it really obviously him and this is how it gets remembered to this day.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 04:10

Since Disney bought Fox, Anastasia gets to be a Disney princess now.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 05:09


>the only thing that could have made the populace hate the Romanovs enough to genocide them is that they were cursed by an evil wizard

This is basically true.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 05:18

Kirby would never.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 08:12

>>688 Not that the Soviets that replaced them ended up being much better but it's hard not to see the downfall of a dynasty that spent like 4 centuries treating the country as their personal playground and its people as their personal cattle as anything but a good thing. Even in under Ivan "the terrible" serfs had certain rights and their lords had certain duties toward them in exchange, while Peter "the great", the supposed westernizer, converted them basically into chattel slaves.

This idea of the Romanovs as enlightened despots and the Rurikoviches as half-mongol savage khans is one of the biggest PR cons in modern history tbh.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 13:16

DQN is a soft and simple place.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 14:40

The first thing SHAKING PINK makes me think of is a little pink clitoris quivering in anticipation. Do you think that was their intention?

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 14:51

Is it a stand name

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 16:42

>>693 SHAKING PINK(ココ・ななひら・桃箱)
A denpa supergroup of momobako, koko and nanahira!
They are the best! <3 I am so happy when I hear them! <3 They often leave me reling with glee! <3

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 19:27

Giving yourself simulator sickness for Christmas

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 23:42

So what are your resolutions for 9254++?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 23:43

Be less sad.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 00:03

Find my virginity again

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 01:29

Be happier and healthier

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 01:37

Can animals eat human vomit?

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 05:42

The original experimental treatment for "pernicious anemia," a deadly affliction that occurs when cells in your stomach lining stop being able to secrete a protein critical for absorbing Vitamin B12, was having a healthy person eat something (usually raw meat but I'm not sure if that was important), vomit it up and then feed the vomit to the sick person. They would then absorb the necessary protein from the vomit.

I bring this up because humans are animals.

Less/more seriously I think any dog's answer would be "We're sure as hell going to try."

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 06:12

Treat myself better and my friends better and have more fun.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 11:19

Exhaustive 12-point list.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 17:43

My goals for this year include:

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 19:15

my resolution is to have somewhere besides my mom's house to be for next new years

i'm single btw

please respond

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 19:34

Get into the shape that I look good in a skirt.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 19:42


we share a common interest

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 20:54

so say we all

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 20:55

link my twitter page to a long time net friend
"wow it's exactly what i was expecting, good job being you"

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 22:36


711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 04:29

I am not convinced my parents know how to open packaging of any kind without ripping it to shreds.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 06:19

I can't sleep.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 09:17

no your a dumpass

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 15:19

All I've eaten this year is MDMA, pussy, and Mr. Kipling's french fancies (ノ⊙‿⊙)ノ〜『✧~BOOBS~✧』Oh also some cocktail sausages

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 15:42

Good goal, mine is to touch a titty

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 16:49

That's no way to live your life, son.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 16:56

Random girls you meet in the club don't want to have two kids with you and call them Cool Boarders 2 and Super Pikachu ;_;

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 17:59

Oh man, I want some Mr. Kipling's french fancies now.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 18:43

>>714 That's exactly the right way to live your life, son.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 22:20


721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 23:06

time to watch battlestar galatica

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 01:41

acute withdrawal of female attention

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 04:40

i already miss my NEET days and I havent even started

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 05:04

an isekai where everyone trapped is a game journalist because the powers that be pulled the trigger during closed beta

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 06:45

would the main conflict be the gamergate alliance versus the sjw empire?

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 09:18

man, I think I'm plateauing at these 5ish-star maps, AR9 is kinda fast

> buncha youtube commenters saying they got to 5-stars in like two weeks
> search for tips and all I get is these high ranked players bitching about how slow AR9 is

ah icic (´・ω・`)

727 Name: >>726 : 1993-09-9256 09:54

rather, I'm hitting the brick wall at 5 star, feel like i've been at 3-4 star mark for the past month

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 13:30

cog dock

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 14:42

it's actually that game journalism isn't very important so nobody cared and their adventure went unnoticed by most people.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 22:23

I should be in bed right now!

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 22:26

How do I study? I haven't done so in a few years.
And how do I become a programmer?

I know the answer to the last one is "Don't!" but I already put myself in this trap, ever dreaming of pushing buttons since high school and successfully becoming a dropout and a NEET soon afterwards.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 23:03

Where'd the DQN who was going to draw ten thousand drawings go...

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 23:37

depressed, no money, no friends, no relationships

i think these things might be connected

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 00:41

erm, it was an amusing thought whereby i was wondering what mechanism might make it possible, and i felt it was something that godlike (but foolish) beings wanting to populate a different universe by copying the "AI" from their Our-Universe computer that's getting a little old and slow might try

and because that crowd is simultaneously medium-high in INT and extremely low in WIS, i thought the infomercial-like incompetence would be a bit amusing, but i think actually it would just be like a normal season of Survivor, except it doesn't end. so in my scenario nobody misses them not because nobody would, but because they are clones.

Read lots of books, 80/20 style; record anything you want to keep remembering in SRS software like Anki (this is a thing you have to meta-study), don't forget to apply things practically or you'll just be a consumer and not a producer. don't get discouraged by the puffery you see on places like Hacker News or from the superstar open-source devs, a lot of these people are in fact better than lots of others at programming, but the degree to which this is true seems like pure vanity to me. "the complete software developer's career guide" is one of several books that can give you some pointers on how to get started, but there's no be-all end-all out there.

(source: I am still struggling to find a job after graduating years ago and programming since childhood in the 90s; every rejection has so far vindicated of my abusive parents in regards to my worthlessness, and I live with those narcissists, so my brain comes up with the counterproductive solution, "well, we're just not going to apply that much")


735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 00:59

I forgot study materials. Now, you could indebt yourself to a university like my parents forced me to (it took me nine years, not because I am that stupid, but because they have interrupted my work every single fucking day and I was severely depressed for a long time. I have to fight for every moment of clarity so hard and I want to help you because I feel this pain so keenly).

Today you can just choose a curriculum like teachyourselfcs.com and be on your way. Many people (unlike my parents and many educators) claim the diploma doesn't matter, I don't know to what extent they are telling the truth. I have the slip of paper, did very well at an interview at a tech giant, and they still decided "no hire".

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 04:43

"In the United Kingdom and Ireland, an April shower is rain during the month of April."

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 10:15

new gengo announced on april 1, that's the perfect date to make it something stupid and then if people hate it say "haha april fools :DDD"

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 15:44


> i thought the infomercial-like incompetence would be a bit amusing

If you are serious, you do have to keep in mind that professional game journalists, that is, the game journalists that are paid to write about video games, are first and foremost communication and journalism majors and "gamers" second. I don't think general incompetence at common tasks is that characteristic for most of them.

Also at least some them must feel stuck in some sort of game journo rut and being virtually kidnapped must get them off a little bit since surely it must make for some good reporting, right? That's assuming they're not aware they are replicas.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 16:18

experimental twee pop

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 23:58


> first and foremost communication and journalism majors and "gamers" second. I don't think general incompetence at common tasks is that characteristic for most of them.

Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing! NOTHING!

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 00:21

>>739 Belle & Sebastian have always had an experimental side, from their very first album

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 03:37

Getting a job is really more about salesmanship than any other real skill. People who come across as likable get hired.

Also, the best jobs tend to be acquired through "networking" rather than the traditional application process.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 13:41

My meat is cold...

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 14:31

>>743 I could warm it up for you in my mouth if you want

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 15:10

How to become a programmer? Depends when you're asking.
If you haven't tried anything yet, follow some "learn [language] from scratch" tutorials. You'll have to find them yourself, but you might like to start with something like Python, Ruby, or Clojure. They're popular with hobbyists and professionals alike, so a good tutorial can help you feel like you're getting somewhere useful quickly.

If you've already done that though, and can write a small program by yourself, I recommend learning a completely different language. Seriously. The more languages you know, the more you can tell whether you're learning how to write programs (good) or just how to use that specific language (not so good). If your language describes itself as "object-oriented", learn one that describes itself as "functional", and vice-versa. Or swap "dynamic" with "static" types.
Specifically, http://learnyouahaskell.com/ is a great from-scratch tutorial for a statically-typed functional language.
And https://docs.racket-lang.org/ assumes you know some basic concepts of programming but is a very good learning resource for a dynamically-typed language.
(These are not particularly popular languages but you may appreciate what you can learn from them, even if you never use them again).
There are obviously other languages, but hopefully some searching around will give you other avenues to search.

Finally, if you're asking with a couple of months of experience under your belt and are still wondering what to do next in order to turn programming into a career, practice. Write programs for yourself. Write programs that solve problems you have, or automate tasks, or do something interesting you've never programmed before (e.g. use a SQLite database or a TCP socket or an FFI for a C library, or a GUI). Write text games or graphical games. Pick a simple utility program on your computer and replicate it. Write medium-sized programs with multiple moving parts -- programs like that might seem daunting at first, but you'll be fine.
Importantly, don't be afraid to drop a project and go on to something else. Think of programming as art, and programs as sketches. Every failed program taught you something. If you want, try writing it again, but do something different. Different language? Different architecture? Different libraries?

After that, you'll only get better at it. The nature of the puzzles in programming naturally help you become a self-directed learner, so you only have to rely on your patience, curiosity, and google-fu to learn more. At this point, if you don't feel ready to apply for a job, do it anyway. A junior position at a larger company will show you the low bar your peers are meeting (seriously) and the high bar the seniors can help you reach (they will want to help you).

Source: 2 serious jobs, 5 years in work and, like, 17 years of not being interested in anything but programming.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 22:12


747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 02:21

It's my moral duty to inform you that mobile app development is still a fairly well-paying job and it's relatively easy to get into. There's a fuckton of online courses and bootcamps too.The only downside is that it won't last, it's growing fairly saturated already, so it's not that much of a long term thing.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 04:14

This board is the only place I feel comfortable sharing my true thoughts on.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 08:12

the people hiring are usually really stupid and you shouldn't take their opinions seriously. they reject way more decent candidates than they accept, because there are more applicants than openings, is all. public listings are particularly skewed towards foolish rejection because listings that reject too many people stay up longer.

source: math teacher, but ask anyone and they'll tell you their industry is the same way. 99% of people are incompetent; competent people avoid time wasting activities like giving interviews and posting on dqn

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 10:24

my mnemonic for 支離滅裂 is anal devastated

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 11:00

let's just check dqn one more time

my friend pronounces euro with the eu like in euler (the mathematician)

i told him Switzerland isn't part of the eu so he doesn't have to do that but i don't think he listened

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 18:26

Old man yelling at cloud: memes were good before they became marketing campaigns for whatever subpar movie came out this week. Fuck you, bird box.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 22:56

I'm not quite here.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 23:16

girls sleeping

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 23:19

I'm still around! I have been going through some (mostly positive) major life events since my last post that I regret to admit have distracted me from my goal, but I don't consider myself to have given up by any means.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 23:41

Good to hear!

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 23:42

few things as relieving as, while worrying that i'm losing touch with my older self, coming across a diary entry from two years ago where i'm bitching about losing touch with my older self

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 02:23

hehe, balzac

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 03:34

>>751 oy-row

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 04:45

You have died bitter and alone.
Yes <

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 07:57

I desperately crave intimacy but don't like being around 98% of people
I suffer from a constant low-level melancholy, even when things are going well, that I have trouble elucidating
I don't express myself very well, I have trouble putting words to the sensations I'm feeling
I'm aloof and clingy at the same time, like a cat that only wants attention when you're trying to sleep or do work
I feel like I don't have hobbies or interests anymore.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 08:40

I thought it asinine that a lot of the few bad grades I had in grade school were because I forgot to attach my name and got a 0, but despite its unfairness, it was one of the more practical lessons they intentionally taught.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 13:31

bahamut desu

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 13:48

I don't think I'll be getting the refurbished PC that I ordered.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 20:33

fuckity fuck fuck fuck
ahh.. fuck

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 21:40

just got a nintendo switch

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 21:56

just started babysitting a wii u and hoo boy is it the vista of nintendo consoles

the zelda game is fun though even though it obviously can't cope half of the time

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 23:15

Haha bro nice fag impression
Up top bro

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 01:19

port 4-ch to switch

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 02:01

To "piss off a shitstain"

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 03:35

>>768 y-yeah of course

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 04:17

>Andrew put your order in the oven at 11:10 pm

hey thanks guys

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 05:37

"i'm mentally retarded but i choose my own wardrobe"

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 10:28

fuck i have to wake up early tomorrow

waking up with an alarm feels like being punched in the face, with all the lingering effects too

it's fucking terrible

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 14:01

oh please please cure me eirin

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:54


god I'm like 3 words into the synopsis and that already sounds fucking terrible, isn't the market for this kinda stuff saturated enough already?

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 16:38

I could easily say me too to all of this shit but somehow I feel like it applies to most everyone on here as well, so I won't say it.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 16:44

me too

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:03

I've had periods when I felt like >>761-kun, but right now I'm doing ok. Vonnegut had some good advice:

>And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'

It's one thing to think, "I hate my life, I'll never be happy." It's another to remember, "wait a minute, I was happy last week, when the sun was out and that stranger smiled at me." If you make a habit of noticing your happiness, you have something to fall back on when you're feeling hopeless.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:54

So that's what “alway renber happy day” means.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:57

See, that's what I was wondering around the time nearly everything turned into milking the moebuta. I had no idea how far this would go.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 18:58

osu gf

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 19:05

catch me on the bureau of labor statistics cutting my forearm

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 22:19

Winter is the worst season.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 05:28

because it's winter

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 07:30

> try a language proficiency test meant for ESL people for shits and giggles

fuck me, i understood what was said perfectly, but the distinctions they want you to draw on these standardized tests can get way too subtle. the correct answer could be more than one of these options depending on how much of a rat's ass the listener gives, or how good they are at small talk kind of thinking, etc.

not terribly different from reading comprehension sections of standardized tests i took in grade school, though. i always either got 95-100% or ~75%, not much in-between. it was always like you were trying to outsmart the test-maker instead of just understanding what the freakin words do or don't say.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 08:28

in a way it was an appropriate preparation for bureaucratic life

winter is always the worst season. it's not the cold, although that also sucks, but the lack of sunlight (and the sun is weak as shit for the limited time when it is out)

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 11:12

>>777 Not me, but I am rooting for you all! If you want to enjoy life and JUMP in the air, then LEAP INTO SPACE DQN-KUN!

Captcha: ci

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 15:07


790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 15:10

If I leave grapes instead of magazine clippings on top of the suitcase, is that a 'pataphor?

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 15:28

I've been programming every day since the 90s and I still suck at it

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 16:22


793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 18:51

ricerfs, the once and future data eater, faster-except-not-really, powered-by-souls filesystem

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 21:59


795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 22:06

post malone ergo propter malone

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 01:43

someday we'll all be rich
someday i won't listen to you bitch

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 03:39

coding in the 90s

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 04:07

I'm taking a pirate taxi because i was too weak to say no but i at least negotiated an ok rate

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 14:23

Just cut the number of genres in my music library from 302 to 227! There were a bunch of inconsistent hyphens, and also some overly-specific self-tagged bozos. Sorry chump, just because you haven't heard something like that before, you don't get to declare yourself a pioneer of some new microgenre.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 15:46

I have preferred tagging to genres, I like being able to sort things out by those oddly specific connections. The part I don't like about tagging, of course, is that you never really end up with the complete categorization, just more tagging to do.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 16:53

I should do the same, but JAV instead of music.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 17:58

some nights i stay up wondering if prequelmemes is the way george lucas really intended for adults to enjoy those movies or just a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 18:46

now that i think about it, yeah, that's kinda what filling out tax forms feels like.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 19:40

this board is supposed to be viewed with mona fort right

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 23:11

Permanent brain damage!

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 05:49

woke up sad

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 09:20


809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 11:34

Go- gorilla! Go-go-gorilla gogogo! Gorilla! Go-go-gorilla!

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 11:56

( ・ω・) >>805 only sometimes!

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 12:10

then woolen sweateren hasen shrunken

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 12:27

still sad but also horny

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 12:29

the crab rave has a very 90s demo feel to it

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 19:01

when i type 'p-' in the address bar the first suggestion is pornhub and the second suggestion is pizza hut

so that should tell you everything you need to know about me

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 22:42

Utada Hikaru ft. Skrillex

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 06:36

i lost in clue by making a false accusation

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 10:02

I feel like I connect to this shy catgirl maid on a spiritual level.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 11:36

norm mcdonald had a farm


819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 13:21

she's just a cartoon character voiced by a computer program. she can't touch my soul like this

♪( ´θ`)ノ tsuzutte, tsuranete, atashi ga sono kotoba wo sakebu kara 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 19:07

Just cleared like 30 notices that Windows will not give me notices while I game. Thanks?

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 04:41

2 weeks on a cesspit of an imageboard,
1 week using discord and I'm already burnt out.
How do I filter information efficiently?

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 05:01

Should I sign up for the 401(k)?

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 05:37

You're not authorized to.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 06:29

gaymu wa

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 09:50

my nails are a bit dirty and overdue for a clipping, which is weird because I've been a habitual nail-biter most of my life and made no particular effort to stop

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 10:18

guh I feel like I recognize those words but can't quite place the song

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 11:40

hint 1: sounds a lot like Black Rock Shooter, same artist
hint 2: it was his swan song as a vocaloid producer (albeit he did one commission later)
hint 3: the theme word is "garakuta" (scraps, trash), hence the title and the totally-not!WALL·E pushing all this junk around in the PV

bonus: those two verbs both have a definition meaning "to arrange words" (as in a poem) and the immediate context makes that the most applicable interpretation. but the meaning goes deeper than that, as the other definitions mean that they could apply to mending scraps / organizing junk (patch and line up), the actual process of using vocaloid (spelling words alphabetically and lining them up on a piano roll), or (with a lot of stretching) people doing things in unison.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 15:16

(# ゚Д゚) FUCK i lost another hook to mom's TV

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 17:05

I forgot that TV can also mean television and not crossdresser.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 07:12

i won a game of clue for the first and second time tonight

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 07:33

play return of the obra dinn, it's like clue if there were 60 suspects and you also had to identify the murder victim

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 08:37

feels weird to let my brain dissolve into "me caveman, me only want to breed"

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 09:10

fitness tip: after masturbating, eat your cum to conserve precious zinc

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 10:32

vc: slutt

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 14:40

pizza is an open-faced sandwich
masculine vagina
touhou is a roguelike

dehumanise yourself and face to poststructuralism

836 Name: vc: yode : 1993-09-9267 15:23

just as kek-kaku

TN: kekkaku means tuberculosis

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 16:15

they won't find me in here

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 16:18

How droll.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 20:22

struck by the poignant post-modernism of ringtone 41

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 21:24

My contacts are making me dizzy

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 23:59

The true horror of ice.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 13:19

> her name is Peni Parker

you know, it's allowed to ask someone who knows japanese whether your OC's name is a good idea, right?

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 13:55

a master carries out

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 16:51

bunions are not bunny onions

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 18:13

gender equality is wanting girls to dominate me

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 23:41

I remember things.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 02:36

Using horse shampoo to attract horse girls!

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 06:39

Now I felt like I almost ripped out my cornea as I was pulling out my lense. Truly contacts are the dark souls of prescription glasses

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 12:48

Seals are basically dog mermaids.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 13:21

Penis ain't that bad...

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 14:46

melanistic serval

nigga that's sugoi

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 15:57

Hello, how to filter information efficiently? Don't filter me out, pls!!

Kuroneko fucking pwns how much sugoi it is

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 16:14

wedding vows in english are surprisingly non-standard

most of them don't even use "i do" a response

(annoying translation, i am not close to a wedding, i'll have you know i cry myself to sleep at night)

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 16:18

doke doke doke

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 18:06

just walk away from the screen
close your eyes

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 18:45

"I will" is more standard in the UK, as in, as in response to "Will you fuck this person tonight?"

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 22:52

tfw people default to their painfully fake idea of shakespearean in translations to convey any antiquated language

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 23:13

I myself am a steadfast imitator of Sir Thomas Urquhart's masterful translations of the works of Rabelais.

> With this Thaumast, with great toil and vexation of spirit, rose up, but in rising let a great baker's fart, for the bran came after, and pissing withal very strong vinegar, stunk like all the devils in hell. The company began to stop their noses; for he had conskited himself with mere anguish and perplexity. Then lifted he up his right hand, clunching it in such sort that he brought the ends of all his fingers to meet together, and his left hand he laid flat upon his breast. Whereat Panurge drew out his long codpiece with his tuff, and stretched it forth a cubit and a half, holding it in the air with his right hand, and with his left took out his orange, and, casting it up into the air seven times, at the eighth he hid it in the fist of his right hand, holding it steadily up on high, and then began to shake his fair codpiece, showing it to Thaumast.

(TL note: "conskite" means "to splatter with feces")

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 03:17

it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that "let them eat cake" didn't mean "gosh, give them some of our cake if they're so hungry" but "LOL poorfags why don't they have cake instead"

860 Name: vc: we : 1993-09-9270 04:23

there are so many problems with the quote that of course we've all heard it

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 15:02

>>860 didn't she actually say brioche and not cake? I've also heard that she may not have even said it at all and that it was all republican propaganda.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 15:04

shaved my butt and balls and put some lotion on them, so fucking smooth oh man I can't stop touching them

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 15:38

I just skimmed wikipedia, Rousseau attributed that phrase to a "great princess" in his autobiography but it may have not being said at all, because apparently he made some stuff up, but not all of the stuff, so who knows, it is a mystery.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 23:58

My hair is just terrible.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 04:06

try >>862's solution

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 10:45

Oh my God.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 13:04

Think, don't feel and you'll be:

868 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9271 15:48


869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 16:32

you: chugging sad bitch juice
me: sippin on lean

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 17:25

dragon quest non-stars

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 18:51

Espeon: No Problem Atall

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 20:22

Think pretzel, and you'll be One Delicious Step Closer to a Healthy Lifestyle™

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 20:31

Downloading The Kanji volume 3

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 22:14

i got an important phone call while i was on the toilet...

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 22:15

soft hands, but callused fingers

number one way to spot a gay bodybuilder

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 00:25

what a grand intoxicating innocence

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 04:37

I went to the beach with some friends only to realize that what I really want to do right now is sit alone at home navel gazing

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 11:16

I have naturally soft hands, does that make me gay?

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 11:17

>>875 ...or someone who plays a stringed instrument, or a seamstress

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 13:40

it's always Kaiba's turn

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 14:25

>>879 violins and sewing are super gay, so it still fits

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 16:34

I think there may be a more obvious tell that someone is a body builder apart from the hands but I dunno.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 16:55

Catching cold and... windiness at the same time is the worst. You either suffer from a clogged nose or a terrible stench. Open a window to let some fresh air in, and suddenly it's uncomfortably chilly, aggravating the muscle pain. Double points when snot "captures" the smell in the nose and you suffer from both.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 19:03

>>883 get well soon buddy

yeah when that smell is physically lodged in your nose, you can wash it out all you want, it'll still linger in your miiiiind

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 22:33

"Acknowledgement" is a weirdly long word. It doesn't feel like it should be as long as it is.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 22:51

It's only 1 byte though.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 02:30

"Do you ever get lonely?"
"You know, I got lonely once as a kid and it just sort of stuck."

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 02:33

You're not wrong? 4 of those 15 letters don't represent a sound in "proper" speech of the past 2 or so centuries, the kind of diction in which we'd expect the word to appear. 3 if we insist the silent e matters and should stay (e.g. to indicate soft g). That still leaves 20% of it as bullshit. Furthermore, it is 30 minims wide, and removing said 3 letters, which account for 7 of them, would mean the word is approximately 23.3% bullshit in the typical proportional font.

I shall leave aside how "know" won out over "wit", or "w" over "ƿ", or other simple coulda-beens whereby we might have had less unwieldy-looking constructions.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 03:19

Why are GPUs so expensive?

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 04:33

Bitcoin is a targeted anti-gamer campaign.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 12:00

They say the fatter you are, the quicker you lose weight, and boy oh boy I've never dropped those weights quicker.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 15:47

oversized hoodie with no shirt is actually comfy as fuck

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 15:54

>>892 that always made me extra itchy, are you in possession of some ancient laundry secret!?

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 16:15

>>893 skincare my dude

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 18:54


/golf clap

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 20:13

slowpoke.jpg congratulations to beatmario and amane on getting married, two of the most pleasant voices i've ever heard and yet you never betray your geek roots, y'all are 100% legends

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 22:50

now that i think about it, i went to four different elementary schools

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 22:58

Hello, moon.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 02:45

real women curve spacetime because that is a property of matter but i thought the classy thing to do was not mention it

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 07:19

I stay up past 1 and the incel thoughts bubble up, just like clockwork
I just wish I was normal

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 08:30

"Normals!? They brought nuclear death to us all. This will be the age of mutants."

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 08:58

Going to sleep and getting up at a reasonable hour isn't that awful, but I miss the 3am sudden burst of motivation.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 11:53

youuu fucking gamer

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 13:49

gray ham line man

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 13:52

gamer? don't even know her!

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 15:34

I can't admit I like ika musume without people thinking I'm some weird pedophile, so I won't.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 15:58

My body may die but I will live on as an anonymous dude online who was really into denpa!

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 17:48

beginning to understand ZUN's actual sense of humor

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 20:31

I'm not a fanfiction kind of guy, but if I was, I'd write Charlie's Chocolate Factory.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 20:43

>In Xylocoris maculipennis, after a male traumatically inseminates another male, the injected sperm migrate to the testes. (The seminal fluid and most of the sperm are digested, giving the inseminated male a nutrient-rich meal.)


911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 21:38

Dress me up like a gay superhero

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 23:42

I'm not very good at this...

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 00:03

/img/ is gone? Oh well.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 00:17

Confound it, where will I get my CP (and more importantly, my Liru) from now?

Also, as I believe they say beyond the wall, "hispa kek."

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 00:46

an unfortunate fact about those relatively unknown oekakis and image boards, the, ah, "wrong crowd" has a serious penchant for finding such things and going it's free real estate.webm

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 01:08

cute vampire who gets her sustenance from transubstantiation

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 01:32

I say good riddance,

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 01:46

Won't miss it either.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 01:47


920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 02:00

yeah between the pedo spam and the weird russian drunkposter and the randoms who wandered in from facebook, nothing of value lost

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 02:14

tfw no big dick goth bf

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 11:46

imageboards are just so unuseable these days, everyone is so angry and needlessly hostile all the time

like did you really need to call someone a "fucking clueless nigger retard" in a conversation about spaghetti?

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 12:47

I am a bird.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 16:19

what happened to the youtube middle aged lady who did animations in carrara with weird synth voices

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 21:23

"I wish I were a bird." -Norio "Motherfucken" Wakamoto

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 22:12

Хэлло эверинян

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 23:58

goth vegan gastropub called "soy division"

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 00:12

>>927 some fuckers in scotland already took my idea but they went out of business

sounds like an opportunity

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 00:20

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 00:40

>>929 unpopular opinion: rock music was never good, it's only prevalent due to an odd combination of boomer nostalgia and anglo chauvinism

now drop that bass like it's liu bei's son

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 00:51

Me: "胸熱", huh, that's a hard one to check all the boxes in translation nuance-wise. let's see if a better writer has a solution


Me: perfect

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 01:03


933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 04:21

I assumed you're talking about madcatlady, aka wendyvainity. She's still actively posting videos. https://www.youtube.com/user/wendyvainity/videos

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 05:13

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 08:17

> thought there is money in comics

jonah jameson's condescending laugh.lul

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 12:27

>>929 I know this is ancient kopipe, but it makes the mistake of assuming the ideal goal that rock music strives for is to be regarded as "a serious art" when it's actually foundationally about the opposite - letting your primal self take over and losing yourself in the moment, going wild and getting fucked up. Since the days of the Beatles, other music styles have appeared for this purpose, whether it was disco or house or trance or dubstep or whatever, and in all cases it's a bit silly to view them as the "serious art" efforts they were not intended as, no matter how timeless a tune it might be.

Saying that, the Beatles really did change a lot with their later albums, from a young band playing rhythm 'n' blues rockers to opening their third eyes and making double albums overloaded with musical ideas. They opened the door (no pun intended) for that shift to AOR that desolated the 70s - after Sgt. Peppers (and also Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys) suddenly everyone wanted to make flabby overwrought timeless albums for the critics. And if that never happened, there'd have been nothing to burn down when the punks came along to return to the spirit of rock 'n' roll. And without that dying breath that punk brought, we wouldn't have got to the REAL interesting stuff the post-punk scene brought to the table.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 12:29


>"the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band

The Beatles were talented, and significant, and very influential, but the same things have been said about the Velvet Underground, the Smiths and Radiohead

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 16:42

( ´ω`) I don't follow these new hippity-hop bands they've got now

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 17:58

I think you're wrong in the sense of purpose The Beatles placed into their music. The aim evidently goes beyond just mere sensorial enjoyment, else they wouldn't have bothered searching for technical innovations of the art form if they weren't yearning for some sort of transcendence from traditional rock and roll. The psychedelic themes are also a huge hint here, transcendental spirituality was the goal all along. Lifting the soul to reach some sort of higher truth, I guess.

That is also why punk is so antithetical to whatever the beatles did, they reject spiritual truisms and religious navel-gazing and fully embrace the grit and pathos of the real, modern world and incorporated it into their music. You're right here when saying that punk couldn't have existed without the beatles though, an opposition movement couldn't have being given birth without something to oppose

Anyway, I like the copypasta because it's made by the same guy that called a fucking eurobeat ripoff called dubi dubi doo or some shit "a demented dance-pop anthem" and that's hilarious

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 18:01

Yeah! That's her alright, I can't believe she's still making videos.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 01:20

robot... rock?..

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 01:58

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 05:40

Just "sampling", huh?

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 07:42

1) image search 神主様
2) ZUN is on the first page of results

imagine having that kind of power

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 11:51

Sad and anxious.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 12:03

>>939 Sorry, I wasn't very clear, that's what I meant when talking about their later stuff - their early stuff was simpler rock 'n' roll and covers in the vein of their rock 'n' roll and blues heroes, and then later (after Paul died ;) ) they got more inventive and adventurous, aiming for something higher, as you say. I'd also say it wasn't so much "The Beatles" that punk rebelled against, but the whole flabby AOR dinosaur scene that the Beatles made way for - by the time of the proper mainstream punk explosion, the Beatles had been gone for nearly a decade. A lot of proto-punk bands you could say were doing the same kind of thing as the Beatles did when they were starting out as well.

>eurobeat ripoff called dubi dubi doo or some shit

Is it Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)?

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 16:17

Do you like me?

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 17:30

Out of pure curiosity, are there any girls here?

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 17:39

Sure I like More Euros

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 17:45

>>948 Everyone in my sorority lurks here on the reg, we love you cheeky dorks <3 Hi ladies!

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 18:08

>>950 Lol, Lisa! Lurk moar! XD

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 19:22

There's at least one. It isn’t me.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 19:33

[Help] The stocks in my portfolio keep going up! (´・ω・`)

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 19:50

Lost of postcards say "post card" on them.

Yeah, uh, I was about to mistake this for an envelope, you did me a real solid there.

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 20:23

>>948 I'm sure there's a few, as a matter of pure statistics. I remember bps saying once that this place actually has a lot more users/lurkers than you'd think, so mathematically there's probably at least a couple girls in there. Plus I think we're more tolerant and less aggressive and hostile here than the people on most imageboards.

I do find it funny how used to the idea of "no girls on the internet" we are that like 100 posts previous to this one there's someone talking about that feel when no boyfriend and wanting to suck dicks and everyone just assumes as a matter of course that it's a gay dude instead of a straight girl.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 20:27

translating "medieval"-mode japanese is a trip, and i'm not just talking about the difficulty of understanding it.

it was an actively used literary register for a significant few decades of what is called "modern", so going all "forsooth" may be actually wrong instead of just probably a bad choice.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 20:28

Yes, I'm a girl, although I avoid mentioning it for obvious reasons. As far as I know there aren't any others here.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 21:07

I wish I was one (in the old-fashioned, not transsexual way) but I'm not.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 21:38

Are you the one who keeps mail-ordering sparkly dildos?

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 22:20


961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 23:47

I need to get dicked down and assslaped while I bite the pillow and moan holy fuck

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9278 11:32

thinking of doing some virtual streamer shite but i don't actually do interesting shit anymore

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9278 13:14

I've been feeling the same way. The concept sounds extremely sexy but I doubt that I'd enjoy getting my butt factually dicked.
I wanna see, I wanna see!

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9278 19:32

ノォォ━(゚∀゚)━( ゚∀)━( ゚)━(   )━(゚ )━(д゚ ;)━(゚д゚;)━━ッ!!!!

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9278 19:40

Minor soft spot for the goth love interest characters in shitty tween animations
You know the ones

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 00:06

Just today, I'm feeling quite good and happy.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 00:09

oh god pin me down by the neck like a cat in heat and fuck me til I get butt pregnant and die of dehydration

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 00:43

Just jack it already, goddamn

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 01:15

>>968 I'm gonna take your advice anyway but I'm even a different poster than >>961 tbh

spring is coming, it's rutting season my dude. expect lots more hornyposting on every website.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 02:43

i only know the ones from the ones i've seen, but i think i catch your drift

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 03:01

In Maie whan euery harte floryſhith & burgenith for as the ſeaſon ys luſty to be holde and comfortable ſo man and woman reioyſyth and gladith of ſomer commynge w't his freyſhe floures

For wynter wyth hys rowȝe wyndis and blaſtis cauſyth luſty men and women to cowre and to ſyt by fyres

972 This post sucked.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 08:39

drugs undeniably make me act like an asshole and it seems like the winning strategy here is just to avoid them. but it's not easy

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 14:00

>>970 I think there's a term for it, it's like a deliberate choice to use one of only a couple of archetypes for that character

Also that girl with the dildos brings my confirmed woman count on this site to a grand total of... 1

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 16:02

We're going to build a board
And Mexico is going to pay for it

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 18:01

There should be a messageboard for monks. By entering, you agree to follow their vows. There's a vow of silence, so posts with text are rejected unless they perfectly match certain hymns or prayers at certain times of the day. There's a vow of selflessness, so no names or emails, either. No images, because icons are distracting.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 18:49

Mods are among us
Mods are a mongoose

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 20:01

I'm actually kind of disappointed that it was a girl all along ordering the dildos tbh.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 23:23


980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 23:49

Before the thread ends I would like to draw attention to >>395 and that pose.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 00:50

I am suck.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 03:28

>>980 he's looking for the way to 「heaven」

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 04:39

i did it boiz

i cleared a 5 star map

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 16:41

It guess it's fitting, fighting a Rathalos with Pikachu

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 17:20

I hope everyone partook in the Great BBW weekend. You have one month to submit your results.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 17:41

Show me some FUCKING hair

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 20:09

The Lost Souls of Nong Tou

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 15:00

I love it when you blow your nose as you're recovering from a cold, and the mucus is thick and green from the bad stuff getting expelled, but even better is when you also snort a lot of powder the night before so there's also red blood and clumps of powder in the thick green snot, idk it just looks nice and is really satisfying

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 16:57


990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 22:11

God, imagine throat-fucking the ~ guy.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 22:28

the whom

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 22:53

self care is coming home and being greeted by the smell of the pot roast you put on before you left, taking a deep sniff and saying "aww, thanks babe"

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 23:43


994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 01:14


995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 01:23

shits been broken for 10 years now man, pretty sure fixing it would involve making some heavy fundamental modifications to kareha itself

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 01:25

honestly 4-ch should just be migrated over to phpbb at this point, it couldn't possibly make the site any worse and would have retro becauseitswinter chic

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:00

my (Japanese) coworkers had a long discussion about the term 'DQN' and its history as net slang at lunch today

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:15

>>997 did they talk about it's younger sibling dohyun?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:39

god fine you weenies i'll do it, im gonna put something stupid in the title though

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