[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:41

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 05:13

Sharks aren't even mammals, you imbecile.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 05:17

okay, but shark girls are hawt

well the hawt ones are hawt

i'm just horny okay

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 07:21

favorite 2hu artist tweeted that his ass was bleeding and hasn't said anything since

I hope he's ok

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 07:55

on the other hand 2019 is wild

his own mother probably doesn't even know his ass is bleeding but some NEET american on the other side of the world at 3 am does and wished him well for it

fuckin bonkers mates

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 10:17

>>4 ‚Æ‚ ‚é‘D’·‚Ìãè–å”j‰ó

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 11:18

>>2
Suck the man milk straight from my massive shark dick

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 11:35

Bad thread title >>1 you're such a DQN XD

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 12:31

>>7 p-present it owo

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 14:34

I shouldn't have read the lyrics to Deadly Valentine, it was better when it was a french lady singing in unintellegible english.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 15:40

mercury reminds me of fuyu mo machinegun

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 17:00

Say what you want about PC gaming, but I shouldn't risk cutting myself when assembling fucking consumer-level electronics, what the shit. At least I didn't bloodied up the motherboard.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 17:33

>>12
Lord Carmack demands blood sacrifice as tribute in exchange for a consistent 120 FPS.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 20:09

> YouTube
> uTu
> heyyyyyyyyyyy what's up it's ya boy fr00t snax uTu

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 21:42

notices influencer owo whos this

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 22:06

>>12
Heatsink?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 23:56

Perhaps.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 00:11

thelististructure

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 00:17

er, thelitistructure
wish 'super' would fit in there somehow

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 01:06

THANOS CAR

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 02:36

http://tanasinn.info/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/TheSuperMagnesium&offset=&limit=500

has there ever been anyone so devoted to poorly documenting history and geography on an abandoned comedy wiki no one reads?

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 03:48

>>21 the SAoVQ link is now a spam blog that looks like some effort was put into it... unless you look at the logo spelling it "secre tarea", which is a style of DADDYCOOL THE VIPPE Rbut then I checked around and it's not an easter egg, guess we didn't payhim enough :(

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 03:53

If SAoVQ had become a member of the United Nations and appointed members to key positions, DADDYCOOL could have been the secretariat of VIP quality.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 04:10

I have spent entirely too much effort today trying to figure out how to pirate a game from 2004. Can't find a keygen and think it's reasonably unlikely someone ever made one. The one serial I found is most likely only compatible with the initial version, which I can't find; if I set the system clock to when the serial is valid (which is before the findable version was released), the registration part will confirm that it's valid and accept it, then when that dialog box is closed the game will yell a rejection message and quit. I'm not quite 1337 enough to get any useful information out of a disassembly, and not rich enough to have the really nice tools for poking at things.

/shrug

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 04:51

>>24 I tried being 1337 enough several times throughout my life, I think by now I've sour-grapes'd myself into facing a reality that there are good reasons there aren't really that many people who can do anything meaningful with disassembled code.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:36

HEY HEY HEY

I'M A MAN WEET A PLAHN

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 11:03

Let's get FUCKED UP!

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 11:52

sad
lonely
broke
and now also freezing

falling asleep in a snowbank with a bottle of everclear doesn't sound so bad anymore

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 12:41

so what I'm getting is that if I want to get laid I have to learn to pretend to enjoy alcohol

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 13:46

>>16
not sure, i was just suddenly bleeding

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 14:55

I deserve this.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 15:50

gay porn looking like a renaissance painting

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 17:48

I want to start a shoegaze band

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 18:56

God why is my nose hair so FUCKING itchy? Does no one else experience itchy nose hair??

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 19:18

I hear nice things about radare2

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 19:30

>>34
Do you like pulling the closest to nostrils out with your fingers?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 20:05

Microsoft doesn't indulge on masturbatory navel-gazing philosophical though experiments such as ship of theseus, so if you change your motherboard, it's a new computer and your license is not valid.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 20:54

Anti-intellectualism as justification for being a capitalism apologist? That's a paddlin'

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 20:59

I realize now that was probably some form of irony

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 01:33

That tilde guy's site... what if it meant to be an allusion to "masturbate"?

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 01:37

>>34
omg I have this exact same problem.
it gets a little better if I trim it but it grows back pretty much instantly

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 01:44

> "youtube oncologist" is a thing
> and it shows up in my recommendations

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 02:00

calling my representative to advocate for euthanasia so that youtube, 4-ch, and other websites with terminal cancer can die with dignity

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 11:47

>>43 What makes you say 4-ch has terminal cancer?

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 13:18

open source gacha game

(an idea so cursed i'm considering touching it)

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 13:37

We must have a lot more users than I thought. Since I posted the illegal scam link yesterday my site got 140 unique visits, which is 140 more than normal.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:11

a rimjob and a dinner

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:12

>>44
You're so toxic, it's worse than chemo.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 16:16

why have john 3:16 at a sports game when you could have revelation (of john) 3:16 at a sports game

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 19:00

16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

vc: wow

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 19:42

>>43,48
You can just leave, you know.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:34

>>51
Oh wow, now you're unironically toxic!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:40

*fart*

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:46

>>52
Aren't you the same guy who decides to throw this exact tantrum, unprovoked, every couple of months? Just go away.

If not, please feel free to show me, random internet stranger, the error of my ways, so that I may cease poisoning you with my toxins.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:26

Politely asking my cancer cells to leave my body before they kill me.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:26

You probably think that post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:29

>>54
The original toxic post was a joke, it's derived from the youtube oncologist post above. Nobody is toxic here, we hadn't got a single flamewar in months, we all love each other and we love you too.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:31

All of you shut up or I'm saying his name three times in the mirror.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:40

I kinda want one of those novelty tentacle dildos, but they're so expensive...

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:42

<3

Properly detecting and conveying sarcasm through text is hard

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 22:27

hi i'm >>43 and a degree-holding website oncologist

youtube has aggressive, malignant cancer marked by periods of intense rage and an inability to control its bowels, while 4-ch has a slowly decaying tumor of the userbase that has caused it to fall into a near comatose state with just enough mental activity that its loving parents refuse to discontinue life support

hope that clears things up

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:03

As Oscar Wilde used to say, the only thing worse than being in a near-comatose state is not being in a near-comatose state, arf arf

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:22

for real though, I miss the time when youtube poops were good

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:48

This guy makes old-style youtube poops, and appears to be active. Last video was last week.
https://www.youtube.com/user/iteachvader/videos

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:57

Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 02:33

You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 03:06

"I beg your pardon" is a correct way of saying it, isn't it?
Why do I have "I beg you a pardon" firmly lodged in my head?

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 03:06

MOTHERFUCK this is surprisingly hard

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 06:15

>>67
Is your name Mario Mario?

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 07:44

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 08:07

>>67

> In his essay "A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs", philosopher Donald Davidson suggests that malapropisms reveal something about how people process the meanings of words. He argues that language competence must not simply involve learning a set meaning for each word, and then rigidly applying those semantic rules to decode other people's utterances. Rather, he says, people must also be continually making use of other contextual information to interpret the meaning of utterances, and then modifying their understanding of each word's meaning based on those interpretations.[31]

AFAICT most study of how the brain and memory works since then has largely supported this argument. We are running around less with a dictionary in our heads, and more like poorly remembered versions of its citations.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 15:06

>>69
eyyyyy are you a francesco from da italiano bistro, he makes da gooda calzone

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 21:08

printing hello world is so easy, it's just a matter of string->u8vector standard-output-port 1 dig port-write

also monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors

what's the problem

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 21:56

20 GOTO 10

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 22:12

I feel like using Tumblr makes me hate Jews more.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 22:54

Tell me about your bones.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 23:03

I am the Bones of Creation.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 23:12

Every day since I've left that place I've been thanking myself for it.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 01:01

I mean yeah, everyone is entitled to an opinion. What they aren't entitled to is having their opinion be respected or taken into consideration when it's clear they know nothing about the thing they have an opinion on.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:56

>>77
I am the "bone" of my "sword".

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 10:35

>Consistent accounts are given that Jeannefs hair was short and black, that she had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>The people of Domremy testified that Jeanne [...] had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>According to Jean DfAulon, Jeannefs steward, who often helped her to get in and out of her suit of armor and slept many times in the same room as Jeanne, described her as being beautiful, strong, and well-formed (shapely).
>Every description of Jeannefs hair was that it was short and black. Her eyes were described as glarge, dark, and graveh.

Why is she so consistently portrayed in fiction as almost the exact opposite (tall, pale, long blonde hair, thin and delicate) of how she actually looked? Looking especially hard at you, Nasuverse.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 11:09

>>81
Some possible explanations for Jeanne being a blonde bombshell are -

• In the Nasuverse: Jeanne was first planned as a character for Fate/Apocrypha back when it was an MMO project that later got aborted. In the Fate/Apocrypha novels that got written later, she manifested by possessing some random French chick from modern times named Leticia and in doing so assumed her appearance. Who knows if this was part of the original MMO story, but it gave them a plausible excuse to change her look.

In Fate/Zero Gilles de Rais mistakes Saber for Jeanne, and so Takeuchi may have wanted to make her look similar enough to Saber that this wasn't literally insane (not that he isn't.) She has the "Saberface" trait in FGO.

• In Japanese shit in general: I think Jeanne's first depiction in a video game was as Janne D'arc in World Heroes from 1992. This may have started the trend. Or maybe some random fucking manga or anime I've never heard of did, though none of the ones listed on the Japanese Wikipedia that predate World Heroes look like they were very popular.

It could also be Ingrid Bergman's fault, though that doesn't explain the long hair.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 16:15

There is also a sort of idealization regarding "what features do Westerners have that Asians don't that is found attractive" so the probability of an idealized character being blond(e) / blue eyes is very high. To augment >>82, Rose of Versailles is probably the work most responsible for cementing this archetype, especially as regards attractive androgynous female badasses (which the Nasuverse is absolutely infested with in case you didn't notice lol, but it's seriously an oft-cited influence to this day).

Many (certainly not all) haafu in anime are portrayed with that combo despite that a majority of Westerners aren't blonds and by animu logic they might not "actually" be blond just like their classmate might not "actually" have pink hair. (When we're going with idol/mahoushoujo crap, yellow-themed girls tend to be the onee-san type, for example, so it may not have anything to do with Western genes). High school genetics even claims it's impossible barring a very unlikely mutation--that's not the whole picture, but let's just say I've never heard of either trait occurring in someone who has, for sure, a 100% Asian and a natural blond or blue-eyed parent; granted, I don't look very hard, but I do live (and grew up) in one of the areas they are most likely to exist.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 17:13

if cats are liquid then that means they don't shed, they evaporate, which is consistent with my observations of "not fucking being able to own black clothes unless i keep them in a sealed bag"

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 20:24

Oh, so Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure actually got it right.

86 Name: 82 : 1993-09-9286 22:16

>>83
Yeah, Rose of Versailles definitely came to mind, but doesn't literally have Jeanne d'Arc as a character (AFAIK) so I didn't theorize about it.

That said FGO features the Chevalier d'Eon too and there's obviously a healthy heaping of Oscar in that character design, although also a healthy heaping of moeblob.

Probably some Oscar in the original Saber too, who lead to all these other blondies.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 03:12

It carries out and/or is w

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 12:19

It's so easy to get lost.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 15:22

Remember when Placebo swapped Joan of Arc's hearing aid for a Sega Mega Drive? It still melted

90 Name: vc: weshly : 1993-09-9287 15:51

>>86 heh, I'm just a loserific consumer of Japanese crap and that sort of archetype is one of my less disgusting fetishes, so I've had time to think about such things ._.;;

Incidentally, I did just literally start FGO. The old-school troll in me says there is no actual point to continuing past the first scenario, since (SPOILER) even once you filtered out the "first one's free" mobile game dose like easy energy and Babby's First 10-pull (ACTUAL SPOILER BUT SOME Y'ALL READ VERY FAST) you get bestgirl, lose worstgirl, find out the world has already ended, and never have to face not getting your preferred gacha waifu. Like Christmas morning.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 17:28

The Secret Area is currently down

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 18:49

It's back, I guess?

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 22:37

I don't have a soundloud but hek out my OOL FREE RINGTONES

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 00:32

>>90
The old-school troll in me wholeheartedly agrees that Cú Chulainn (Caster) is bestgirl.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 07:38

today is my first day of work ever in my life

i'm 24, almost 25

rip to the NEET life, feels like the real end of an era. those dreamlike days are never coming back.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 12:05

I am your goddess.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 12:12

>>95 You never know. When I started work I was disappointed to no longer be NEET, but actually I was surprised by finding a fun job that paid well. After a few years the company folded, and I was a NEET again but even better because I'd saved a stash of cash. No more hassle writing up my jobseekers diary to get the dole! Take it easy a while and then another job will appear. And then they might make cuts and you find yourself unemployed again.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 13:20

my vocabulary level be like, I know the word "rede" but I also can't formulate a thought without using "like" about 50 times

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 13:59

A woman whom you know to possess multiple dildoes that're at most as large as your penis, will surely also have several larger ones hidden away.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 00:31

Hydrox? Sure, I'll eat 'em while watching my Betamax tapes.
captcha: no

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 05:54

Hello I'm new I heard there were COOL FREE RINGTONES here

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 06:58

also sampling granblue (i don't care for these mobile-ish games i swear, but i have to keep up with the times, and the last time i did these was when zynga was shitting them out by the dozen). way more up my alley in certain respects i usually like (like the way the setting is presented, and not being translated in a way where i could tell which Japanese verb was used half the time), but the crazy web interface has given me a pretty bad first impression.

like, the tutorial blitzes all this info past you that few people could hope to learn in one sitting, but then sleeping on it, I realized it's just spelling out every little thing about a simplified bog standard JRPG battle system and it was all the latency that made me assume it was not sticking to my brain and therefore difficult.

still, katalina, dayum

something about all this inspired me to change how i approached designing a certain character, but then i forgot what. what a loser i am!

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 07:32

>>102
granblue's consistent high quality aesthetic and actual worldbuilding are pretty cool, but I could never play for long due to the insane grind, insane power creep, and interface designed by Satan himself

as for FGO, its translation becomes readable after the 4th singularity or so (which is perhaps not coincidentally when the plot also stops being total garbage not worth reading anyway), but they never fixed up the old parts. also compared to granblue it's pretty cool how random low rarity characters like hans andersen and cu (lancer) are still some of the best in the game

if you're not brain damaged enough to play games of this type for long though, save yourself while you can

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 12:21

>>103
haha, i did have a dream a few months ago about my Sims Social character being depressed because she's living in a house completely unmaintained for a long-ass time because the game had been been shuttered but shit didn't stop existing or something. seems... symbolic somehow.

i do feel like i'm incapable of getting a thrill out of slot machines despite having a lot of addict traits. and a lot of what makes these kinds of games into whaling boats is stuff that quite specifically turns me off. it's almost like freeloaders aren't really what they're after!

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 19:54

I'm getting Touma'd over here. Apparently I'm not living my life correctly.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 23:40

Annihilate yourself.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 12:50

i'm like 15 years late but lolicore is just breakcore with anime samples

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 15:57

i had only seen chibi gudako before, so i was under the illusion that she is wearing a hilariously ineffective straitjacket. but maybe that's the idea in the first place....

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 17:29

>>107 No shit!

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 20:27

is there anything more metal than a finnish band doing a cover of a german pop song in english about a russian wizard

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 20:49

ttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18277055

wahoo, i found it!

saw it when i was like 4, didn't know japanese, haunted by the tune but the only words i could remember don't give you much to go on, google-wise...

then i saw it in 2hu art and realized holy fuck, that's one of the lines. thank you based haoya.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 21:40

>>110
sounds like it's too much metal for one band

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 23:04

Oww.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 23:33

crankin' because you're horny, aren't you

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 23:52

I did it! I really did it. I am an okay person.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 00:15

>>115
Congrats

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 01:20

i've learned the secret to controlling the level of pungency of my own flatulence. so far i've only figured out how to become smellier, but before long i'll have the whole system completely figured out

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 05:00

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 10:29

*Now here's a little story I've got to tell

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 11:46

can't actually remember how i came across templeos the first time

might have even still been called sparrow but i'm not terribly sure

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 12:20

>>119
oops

now my shameful display is immortalized forever in the pages of our research paper

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 13:46

now it looks like i went super saiyan and jumped 115968 ranks in one day, but it was just a change in the ranking system that happened to reward my handicap of trying to only log SS plays

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 14:11

it's year of the pig, time to release some filthy sludge metal/post hardcore album called "Year of the Pig"

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 15:06

i just hope i too can be "dumbass cute bitch" in someone's phone one day

vc: daw

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 15:43

year of the buta-otome

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:07

Sad anime girls.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:12

the day that "dqn osu multi" will be uttered unironically draws ever closer

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:16

if I ever get rich the first thing I'll do is pay to promote a dickbutt tweet

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:19

either that or "chaika on your TL"

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:49

in sad anime snow

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 03:00

fake keyboard no sale

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 03:19

At least I've got you guys

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 03:51

God, I forgot about 4-ch again... Getting too old, it's just too fast for my old bones.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 07:23

Not sure why people think they can unironically call someone pretentious without sounding hypocritical. Maybe that's just me.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 08:28

>>134
Well, you see, in the works of Stone, a predominant concept is the concept of modern reality. However, the subject is interpolated into a capitalist paradigm of narrative that includes narrativity as a paradox. The premise of the subcultural paradigm of consensus suggests that the establishment is capable of truth.

gSexual identity is part of the absurdity of culture,h said Sartre. It could be said that the main theme of his works is the rubicon of textual society. Any number of deappropriations concerning the bridge between truth and class exist.

Therefore, we must look to Lyotardfs model of semioticist discourse, which holds that narrative comes from the masses. Relevant also that Debord uses the term eBaudrillardist hyperrealityf to denote not materialism, as Baudrillard would have it, but postmaterialism.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 09:14

I agree. Chocolate IS tyranny.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 12:56

Is it "Baudrillardist" or "Baudrillardian", or do they mean different things?

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 20:20

I have a confession to make, I thought Guy Debord's first name was pronounced "guy" as in dude, I only found out it's pronounced "gee" like a week ago.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 21:40

>>138
It's actually a hard g (no homo), so it's pronounced like the beginning of "gizmo".

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 22:32

We all wish it were so.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 23:06

so "gee" or "gih"?

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 23:40

"gay"

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 00:29

Helps to remember that it was originally a diminutive of "Guido."

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:45

Gwee da Board

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 04:25

ghee the butter

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 14:31

ŽÐ’{ŽÐ’{“­‚¯ŽÐ’{

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 20:29

CAN'T
STOP
ME
NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 21:19

sai dai ou jou
saidaioujou

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 21:48

Reizoko CJD

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 23:47

What the fuck is wrong with you?

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 03:38

„C„y „D„u„q„€„‚
What the fuck is wrong with English transcription/pronunciation? Explain "aisle".

152 Name: vc: regudge : 1993-09-9294 07:42

>>151
back when england had this weird inferiority/superiority complex in regards to france and french due to technically being a holding of norman invaders (who in turn took a few centuries to come to grips with how having a kingdom is cooler than having a duchy, even if you regard the place as a backwater that bristles at your ownership), it was mistaken for being related to "île"; an easy mistake to make, seeing how the language of medieval churchly and knightly life is full of shit where stuff got imported while the 's' was considered part of the french word but was still in flux unlike today where in metropolitan french it is silent (esquire, isle, fest, castle, paste). even in the generation following the hundred years' war, a lot of england's printing was done on the continent by people who were by profession printers, not linguists, some of whom still held out unrealistic hopes for a merger (not an uncommon opinion, mind you).

samuel johnson's dictionary recognizes that "aisle" is an error, but by then it was too late--for saving English spelling, it has always been too late. shit was already fucked by the time chaucer rolled around.

but in the wide world of languages, there's always going to be shit that just doesn't work out the way it's supposed to. as crazy as english spelling is, the language has been remarkably stable over the past 500 years as long as you can get over certain issues, and spelling is the big one, which mostly settled down around the time printers decided (mostly on their own, it appears) that having an s that looks like an f is sucking insane.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 11:18

My desktop has all the grace of a mass grave. I am a tyrant who got a lot of good projects killed, and not even the got-the-trains-running-on-time kind, but the I-accidentally-all-our-industries dictator.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 00:39

anti tax refund people act like the people who opt to get a refund are just retard plebs and forget that most people aren't financial planners tracking every single penny like a vulture, they're just broke and working some shit job. give them an extra $20 a week and it'll get spent on stupid bullshit like food and gas. it's like the finance jew version of "why dont millennials just work for a year and buy a 4 bedroom house for $35k like we did lol", spouted by clueless retards with an agenda.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 00:43

>>154
there are anti tax refund people?

why? is this another of those EVIL GUBMINT SPYING ON US things? wouldn't have imagined refusing to collect free money is a very popular position.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 01:18

>>155 the idea is

if you're actually getting a tax refund, it's because you set withholding too high, meaning you paid the government too much in taxes. that's why they give you the refund in the first place. but you're technically giving the government an interest free loan in the interim between tax seasons. but if you ask the average person working some garbage retail job to support two kids whether they'd rather have an extra $20 a week or if they'd rather have a $2000 lump sum once a year, guess which one they'll pick? like most "financial advice" it sounds good in theory but ignores the reality of the actual people who could use the advice the most.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 01:56

>>156
okay, that makes some logical sense, let's do the math

if the government paid us interest on excess tax withholdings, it would probably have to be at a competitive rate with banks' business lines of credit or they'd just borrow from them instead - I'll use Bank of America which offers 7%

for a hypothetical $2000 return we're paying about $38.47 in excess withholdings a week, now plug that all into something like https://www.savingscalculator.org/weekly/

result: the gubmint is robbing us to the tune of $73 a year

now $73 isn't nothing particularly if you're poor, but is it worth getting butthurt to the tune of boycotting your entire return over? you decide. meanwhile I'll just donate plasma a few times or work a little overtime to earn at least that much cash and counteract my losses

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 02:18

>>157
yeah, basically. now divide that interest by 52 to figure out how it applies to your workweek. the average person living hand-to-mouth wouldn't really be helped out by an extra ~$40 a week as they would a sudden single payment of $2000. $40 a week means they might eat a bit better or have some extra gas, $2000 all at once means they can pay down debts, put a down payment on a car, move to a better apartment, or just blow it all on liquor and frivolous bullshit (admittedly not an uncommon use of refund money). a McJob worker would pretty much always be better served by just taking the refund, someone with a decent wage would be better off setting withholdings as low as possible.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 05:22

>>156
$20 ~ 52 weeks = $1040 a year, the $2000 would literally be the better deal in the first place, gg no re

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 13:14

>>159 we hadn't done the math yet at that point, that was just ballparking

vc: naw

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 12:11

I'm fucking cute.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 14:27

>>161 prove it you cute piece of shit

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 16:59

>>120
It was indeed called sparrowOS, and before that it was called LoseThos, which was also terry's twitter handle, why do I even know this shit?

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 17:22

RIP Terry and thank you to all the good people who donated to mental health and homeless charities in his name after his passing.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 18:23

>>163
his was a unique existence

i think the reason for my confusion is i probably just skipped over it when it was sparrow (I was probably searching about how 64-bit OSes that weren't Unix or Windows were getting along), then again after it was renamed and spammed on a news site somewhere. so, that's easy to chalk up to deja vu. an OS written solo to that much completion with such a religious focus is so out of the realm of likelihood that perhaps the brain must either reject having seen it and disbelieve that it even runs, or never forget it was a thing.

being religious myself, i had to be a bit leery of the assertions that RNG word salad is a message from God, but even then I also kind of detected that something was off and inspiration was about all he had left going for him. didn't make it any less shocking to hear what he got up to as things deteriorated further.

some of his motivations in making it weren't wrong, though. a lot of programmers who grew up on BASIC and imagined up so many wonderful possibilities for their programs back in those days have failed to recapture that magic no matter what they try, if they try. bless them all for trying.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 18:25

s/then again/then taking an actual look at it/

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 18:46

>>165
He posted the source to the "God says..." script somewhere. It literally was just reading random words from /usr/share/dict

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 19:33

Should I eat the Cheez-its or Cheese Nips?

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 21:16

>>167
yeap, that's the one

it beats elvis presley telling you to how to take down the soviet spies in the county government via the layout of vowels in the NYT crossword, or jotting down what the voices say, i guess

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 21:45

You can watch your movies in 3D. It's so strange.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 02:09

>>152
Thanks, that's one unexplained aisle less. I feel bad for being so hard on English.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 15:50

Wikipedia is the best website because discussion and content aggregation are kept separate. Context and identity are only important for discussions and when they are separated from content all posts in the aggregate gain an implied quality.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 17:09

Secretariat of VIP Quality

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 17:46

Imagine actually liking yourself unironically.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 18:37

>>174
Haha, I'd hate myself probably.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 23:18

TETLA PAK

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 00:32

Shark tits?

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 02:01

>>1 is a time traveler from a decade in the future, where the most hyped upcoming blockbuster is the hip "The Shape of Water" remake with an all-female cast directed by Lady Gaga.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 02:45

It's implied quality!

180 Name: vc: do : 1993-09-9298 08:35

well then read that book i gave you, it's full of good ideas

and nothing puts me to sleep faster than good ideas

181 Name: vc: unsape : 1993-09-9298 08:48

where there's smoke, there's cigarettes

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 15:46

How come this is the most prolific thread? I feel like the thread count went over 10 just some days ago

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 15:58

Going to the vet to be as strong as secretariat

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 16:37

> The average marrying age for the last name <your last name> is... 23

matt_damon_rapid_aging.gif

thanks, <genealogical service>®, real subtle

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 16:49

>>184
marry me, andrew

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 18:28

why is it when a woman owns a bunch of dildos it's "liberating" and "empowering" but when I as a man do it it's "gay"

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 18:57

>>186
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 19:03

>>187
if it's a joke, it's hardly original, so let's joke that originality is more likely and go with not.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 19:21

>>187,188
I mean I do own a bunch of dildos but I totally understand why it's gay. I was just joking on the way that line of thought usually goes which is "why is dildo strong empowered woman and fleshlight is creepy manchild".
Please don't be mean to me.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 19:43

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:06

>>182 people have lots of thoughts

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:18

>>189
it was frowned upon for women to talk about sexuality openly so women talking about dildos and shit is somewhat of a novelty, relatively speaking, so there must be a liberating feeling when discussing their sexuality on the public sphere, I guess. Wouldn't know I'm not a girl.

Also, men not getting laid = abominable loser is still ingrained on the public subconscious and it'll be that way for a bit, until gender roles change or everybody accepts polyamorous relationships as socially acceptable or whatever hellish post-capital deathscape changes the way relationships work

And there's something to be said of fleshlight's own marketing, which makes the product feel a bit sketchy. Dildo marketing is more lowkey.

My advice to you >>189 is that you should stick with Tenga eggs.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:25

>>192

>it was frowned upon for women to talk about sexuality openly

that wasn't really exclusive to women, do you think that before feminism men were just going around talking about how much they jacked off all the time? also I've tried various onaholes and fleshlights and whatnot but I pretty much prefer to be on the receiving end if you catch my drift.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 22:17

>>193
It's hard to say what's talking about your own penis on the public sphere vs in private with friends because our perception of public spaces changed a lot after the Internet (I certainly wouldn't have this conversation IRL), but at least, regarding more intimate conversations, you'd probably be labeled promiscuous if you were a lady and talked about what part of your vagina is the most sensitive with your lady friends.
Dudes probably talked openly among their friends about jacking off for far longer, historically speaking. But I'm no expert on lady sexuality throughout history, if you have a study that says I'm wrong and stupid, then I guess I'm wrong and stupid.
Regarding your dildonic preferences, it's unfortunate that I can't recommend anything else to you.

It's a whole lot fun that my ISP can read this effortlessly because there's no SSL here, though. Happy valentine's day to them.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 00:10

If you are a human, you should do human things.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 00:39

People called Obama the first Twitter president, but that was obviously premature.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 12:41

maybe it's avpd

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 18:55

maybe it's maybelline

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 19:11

I was about to complain about the idea of natives since they're just humans who just migrated and settled on the other side of the globe, but I'd probably be pissed too if some random assholes were like "imagine migrating to the other side of the world on foot!! this post was made by boat gang" and started ruining everything.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 19:12

R.O.D. the loot box

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 20:16

>>199
now i'm thinking of this but with just about everything in the civ tech tree

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 00:19

What a twat.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 02:52

I FORGOR

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 02:56

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.
Apache/2.4.18 (Ubuntu) Server at 4-ch.net Port 80

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 03:11

>>204
the admin built a wall between /img/ and CP spammers from hispachan, unfortunately it kept everyone else out too

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 06:22

I just want to buy a GPU.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 13:43

uha

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 14:49

Dildos were invented to ease the burden on doctors who had the laborious task of bringing undersexed and frustrated women to orgasm by hand.

So yeah there's a long-standing gender split in how sexuality is discussed. Not really sure why

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 17:10

>>208
[citation needed]
Dildos have been around much longer than that.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 17:45

>>209
I realized after posting it was vibrators

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 18:25

I saw three racial slurs from people angry about today's nontroversy.

Truly, y'all are moral paragons on that high horse....

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 18:41

>>211
Don't vaguepost me man, how am I supposed to know whether to get mad at you?

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 18:46

>>208 If there were all these undersexed and frustrated women in the past, then that means there were either an equal number of undersexed and frustrated men about, or the past was some kind of never ending homo orgy. Either way suddenly makes history make a lot more sense.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:13

>>213
Are you trying to make a real point, or is this your way of saying, "I never finish first"?

captcha: demen

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:32

When Will was a RABY I was scared of RABIES

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:47

>>212
I should have probably included the detail that it's people get'n mad at video games, true. Does that sound worth your time? It was certainly not worth mine, and I am not a particularly worthy person.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:57

i'm oppressed because 44 out of 45 presidents of the united states have been the same ethnicity, gender and sexual orientation as me but 0 out of 8 characters in a popular video game are

i bet the JOOZ are to blame

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 21:16

>>214 Not everything has to have a point. Embrace tanasinn.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 21:42

A little bit surprised how King James never seems to show up in "all these historical figures meet each other" type fiction, but not super surprised either.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 22:47

>>219
Well, they all mostly focus on warriors or people whose accomplishments can be easily translated to the sphere of conflict (by making them magical or something.) King James's notability stems from mostly keeping the peace in his dominion and presiding over an unmatched period of English cultural development, which was no small feat when the rest of Europe was literally tearing itself apart over some pieces of paper a monk nailed to a door, but doesn't exactly write itself into a standard hero's journey type plot.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 23:08

>>220
Fair enough, but also... homie literally wrote the book on Daemonologie, there is no way a good author couldn't twist that into something really cool.

I do think he's less popular in the public eye, and it could have a little to do with being a NERRRRRRD

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 23:30

My brain is melting.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 01:40

[Shark thoughts]

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 01:46

seeing "alternative content" because flash support is winding down

but every time i read it i subvocalize it as an eminem lyric

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 05:43

The more I see the word y'all the more I hate it.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 15:20

sharks can't have tits we already discussed thits

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 16:58

>>225 I prefer "yous"

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 17:25

My world is ending.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 17:37

>>226
Good god, thanks for reminding that in my fetish fapping jumble I haven't touched intersex anthro sharks with tits yet!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 20:18

>>229
I have that character in my folder, yes.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 20:28

>>229
Didn't read the thread title?

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 22:27

I long for death.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 22:54

>>232
Try culling half the living beings in the universe and maybe she'll notice you.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 23:17

finally almost have my debit card number memorized by rote and now it's expiring next month and they'll send me a new one

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 05:25

>>227
How about "youz guyz"
captcha:fug

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 08:21

>>235 Thanks but no thanks

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 11:56

on this episode of "i can see why you'd think that, but actually...", an ESL friend refers to Vogue as a "girlie magazine"

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 11:56

Stop looking at me!

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 16:43

this one weird trick for making your website responsive af!

(video of a very plain website being almost tolerable on a 68k macintosh)

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 16:50

based and redcreamed

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 23:26

I did what I could with what was available to me.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 04:16

I feel like the older I get, the stupider I get. I don't know if this is true, or if I'm just more aware of my own stupidity. Probably a bit of both.

I've forgotten almost everything I learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life. I've lost my faculty for eloquent discourse out of sheer disuse. I find it difficult to concentrate enough to read anything with more depth than a sci-fi novel. My eager desire to constantly learn and create has been replaced by a complacency to consume mindless drivel.

I blame the internet.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 12:27

I'm attracted to nerdy men too but because I've literally been that guy and I know how bad it can weigh you down and make you feel like shit. Dunno how you'd call that fetish but I wanna help them with their sexual frustration.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 13:06

>>242
You may be shocked--shocked!--to hear this, but "learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life" and "consume mindless drivel" are just two sides of the same coin. The common element is that you know this shit doesn't matter, but feel a compulsion for it anyway. Your brain is probably tired rather than dulled down.

The Internet is one of the best tools for falling into that, but is also one of the best tools for climbing out of that. It's not necessarily the abyss' fault that it was dug.

If you perceive a problem here, perhaps you need to make more concrete decisions about what actually matters to you, and maybe that will clear things up enough to make progress. If it's not enough, well, at least you're not alone; self-help/productivity products is a multi-billion dollar industry with a notorious track record of not really working. I have my recommendations, though....

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 16:45

So Kim Il-sung was a Soviet officer and if Soviet military had chosen somebody else, he'd fulfill his dream of enrolling to academy. His son, Yuri Irsenovich Kim, would probably be working at some Soviet research institute or something, and in late 80s he'd be one of those hip new "democrats" protesting against the CPSU.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 20:07

Death of the internet: generated text becomes so cheap and convincingly human that it's ubiquitous. People abandon the idea of communicating with each other online because everyone there is a machine learning algorithm. Every once in a while a DQN-style message board will pop up, but eventually the machine learns how to write tablecat captions.
vc unvon

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 21:36

>>243
incel solidarity

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 00:04

>>247
What does incel mean?

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 00:08

>>243, 247
assuming you're both nerdy men you should just strangle each other with your thighs

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 00:22

>>249 I used to be a Comic Book Guy level fat nerd but then I started lifting and now I'm a bearmode nerd. Go on about the thigh strangling thing though, I'll tickle your taint with my beard tbh.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 01:40

>>246
this feels like a threat

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 01:51

god I'm not horny anymore and now this post is really embarrassing, good thing I'm anonymous

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:28

>>244

> I have my recommendations, though....

I'm curious, please tell me more!

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 07:37

As long as I hate my past self more than my current self, everything is going well.
vc: quefeing

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 16:22

>>252
I do that all the time.

256 Name: vc: chaill : 1993-09-9304 20:27

>>253 (part 1/2)
1) Self-improvement is realized through baby steps as you reprogram your System 1 thinking to get closer to your ideal. If anyone tells you to take a larger step than that, they're probably underestimating the difficulty. The major exception being: if they were/are an expert at the thing you want to be good at and also a good teacher, they're probably trying to tell you the easy way to do something. Personally, I've been trying to improve my speed so I'm not so awful at fast video games. A few months of playing a shitload of Osu! has genuinely improved my eyesight and reflexes, and taught me a bit about how skill improvement even works.

2) Almost all good advice I've run across in self-help is a bastardized version, restatement, or practical application of what the Stoics preached nearly 2000 years ago, who in turn did not formulate their ideas in ways that are easy to grok in plain English, no matter how pithy the statements get. The virtuous life is the only easy path, yet it is incredibly difficult. It's the calling of a saint, after all, to be a good person (albeit one who makes mistakes); yet few people seem to achieve even that. Accordingly, it is hard to give a comprehensive picture of what I have found to be "good advice", and I do not yet live "the good life" myself. My own lame excuse is that my life is just that messed up and full of trauma, that I will need a few more years of mental reprogramming to really get going.

But to sum up about three years of this research:
¡Have concrete goals, take steps to get there. Do look back, don't stop having goals. Even setting and achieving goals is a skill that you might suck at at first; it will get better.
¡Be committed to objective truth when possible, and focus on the objective truths that are helpful instead of the ones that aren't.
¡Try to write out any significant thoughts you have, and have a system for revisiting them later.
¡Try to catch bad thoughts in the act, and don't beat yourself up for having them; instead, come up with what you want to think instead of that going forward, and by repetition you will eventually get to the second step faster, then skip the first step (this is the bullet-point version of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, but again, that's just a repackaged Stoic tenet, the sort of thing they talked about over and over again)
¡One of the most common bad thoughts is "fear of missing out". Guess what? It's a big universe, and there's only one you, so you're missing out on nearly everything anyway. It's more helpful to decide that you care about only a small number of things and work on those, even if you actually care a little bit about everything; human compassion is just as limitless as human greed, bounded only by time, space, basic economics... so, it is helpful to minimize this desire ("suffering", as translations of Buddhist doctrine often put it). Current events is the big such bugbear for a lot of people today: brands are not your gods, celebrities and politicians are not your community, corporations are not your friends; but it is okay to like these things in moderation and with reservation, and society is made of people. Try to humanize the way these things work; e.g. try not to use online shopping or self-checkout lanes to avoid talking to people, but because it is smoother for both you and the vendor to use actions instead of words.
¡Try to value your margin of freedom, no matter how small; as long as you have a little bit of reasoning, you have at least the freedom to reason.
¡No single pithy statement will fix your life, but you can make a few hundred of them come natural to you.

I wish I could put it way better than this, and there is more I feel like I'm missing (!), but I know that my wordiness tends to be accidentally obscurantist, so "brevity being [...] wit", I cut it off here. Still, if you are the master of a few principles, you might just end up with the power to withstand astonishing tides and furor. What to do with this power? "You must choose, but choose wisely."

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 20:27

(part 2/2)
3) Piotr Wozniak (ttps://supermemo.guru/) has valuable things to say about memory. Don't be intimidated by how his writings are both voluminous and info-dense, I just find a lot of it "good to know" and I have a(n unwanted) reputation of being "smart" in real life (N.B. that includes the company of several legitimate geniuses that have gone on to do brilliant things; but I have done nothing with my life). The major point is, you will forget things eventually, so just embrace it and focus on being an expert on your interests, and you can become an expert by using computers to remind you of things you don't want to forget.

Now, Spaced Repetition Software is not for everyone, but I've found it to be nearly miraculous for me to be able to remember a massive number of things. I've been trying to combine Anki with the methodology of the book Getting Things Done lately; it automatically brings up my "maybe somedays", and sometimes putting things off feels great just because you did it intentionally instead of failing to fulfill an obligation. The self-assurance that everything you "have to do" is in one place is pretty great.

4) Trying to fit all that diet/exercise/meditation/hygiene/good sleep/study/etc. in is worth it, but god damn, it takes a serious chunk of time out of every day. So if you want more of that kind of thing, that is time that needs to be expressly set aside.

5) Avoidant personality is probably one of the biggest undiagnosed mental issues out there that nobody's heard of. In part, it's "terminal" procrastination. That's so normal that nobody considers it a "disorder" unless it's causing a serious lack of function. I have had to reflect lately on how all this self-improvement study is a way to avoid job-hunting. Getting a job would be an easy mode escape from my narcissistic parents. But it means facing rejection, and my abusive upbringing seems to have helped me take rejection much more hard than most people seem to (which is saying something; most people do not seem to take it very well at all). Even now I fear rejection for posting all this drivel, but because you asked nicely, >>253, that makes a huge difference. Thank you.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 21:04

(part bonus)

Ah, that was the thing that was bothering me. I did touch on it, but constant distraction and thoughtless stimulation is a huge stressor on the brain. That's been with humanity for a long time. Multitasking is a myth. But stuff like TV, games, and social media the way many people seem to use them is more like "tuning out" than "tuning in". I do not criticize these things per se; I would opine that there are lots of people who use/enjoy these things and use them in ways that make them net goods to humanity, and even people who use them in ways I would disapprove of often have a reality they do need a break from.

Bouncing from idea to idea and drawing interesting connections isn't just a sort of creativity; it's how our nervous systems make ideas that stick on the physical level! But where there is frequently no connection, bombardment of the senses, too much time in the exact same activity, this causes one to learn a kind of dullness as other things (even meaningful ones) are neglected connections that fall apart (yea, even unto the neurochemical bonds).

So I would say it is important to focus, but I would add it is important to have diverse experiences that surround that focus so that it's all in proper context. How I was able to build the kind of mental focus that allows me to read a book in one sitting while going through a childhood dominated by Mom's frequent tantrums and Dad's emotional insensitivity? All the other books I'd done the same to. Didn't mean I could focus in class or even get through the books I was assigned; in fact, at the time, I was quite baffled when I couldn't manage it. In retrospect, it was more that some books "speak to me" enough that I could manage it, and I didn't have the time, the rested mind, or the discipline to get through the ones I needed to put effort into.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 01:19

>>248
The opposite of excel, I assume.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 02:55

>>256-258
Thank you so much for taking the time to write this, I really appreciate it. Much of it is similar to my own philosophy and conclusions. And even if these ideas are not really new to me, it's good to be reminded of it and put into somebody else's words.

I find it extremely difficult to accurately identify the cause of mental health issues. Life being what it is, you can come up with any number of excuses for any given problem. For example, I've noticed a pattern where random minor problems [ such as my wife ignores me when I make a joke, or somebody cuts in line [ will sometimes send me flying into an irrational, depressive rage. (Internalized rage, because I avoid conflict.)

When reflecting on why this happens, I have come up with a million theories: I'm stressed from my long daily commute, I'm stressed from living in a foreign country, I'm stressed because I'm not working at achieving my dreams, I'm bad at dealing with people because I was an only child, I hate conflict because my parents had a messy divorce, or maybe my brain chemicals are just out of whack. It's impossible to identify a root cause, but maybe in the end it doesn't really matter what the cause is. All you can do is treat the symptoms, with practical baby steps like CBT, as you suggest.

And it has worked. Even though I sometimes feel like I'm nowhere near who I want to be, other times I marvel how much I've achieved and grown. (Although that could be egocentric bias: I tend to view my current set of beliefs and values as superior to those of my past.)

I hope that you are able to get over your fear of rejection and get a job, if that's what you really want. If you take your own advice, I know you can achieve it. Just watch out for the ironic process problem: sometimes the more pressure you put on yourself to do something, the less likely you are to succeed.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 09:12

"man's daughter circle violation festival"

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 12:07

15 years from now some prankster will register 4-ch.net and put up a fake blog about neural networks

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 14:52

>>262
That implies that this site will someday die. It's lasted this long, it'll last forever.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 16:09

wow shit
i just received a BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT (x1).
i stored the BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT in my SHORT TERM MEMORY.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 16:44

>>242

> I've forgotten almost everything I learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life.

That's because school is not meant to teach you anything at all, it's there to make you employable in the future.

Everything is oriented towards employability, from the grades and the student ranking, to the strict schedule of the classes and the layout of the classrooms themselves that closely mimic a factory or an office. After all, discipline exercises itself in the control of temporality and the distribution of bodies across a closed space.

I think you're generally experiencing alienation, but I guess a revelatory first step is realizing that everyone is basically in the same rut you feel you're in, general sense of purposelessness, atrophied abilities (probably a maximization of much more meager talents that are used at work), even reduced attention span.
Regarding that last one, Mark Fisher seemed to think that "hyperactive communication flows" had a devastating effect on attention and pretty much identifies something akin to ADHD in basically every single one of his students, who couldn't even do as much as finish reading a book, and needed constant distraction. I refused the idea at first, how could I be so vulnerable to media and capitalism as to have a reduced attention span, but it's true, I tried reading again, and it's a lot of effort to even concentrate. There's constant stimuli at an office and even in the short periods of calm I need some sort of passive background noise to even work. You get atuned to that rhythm eventually and everything else becomes impossible.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 17:08

Christmas, 1944. Northern France.

My time has finally come

owo

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 17:19

>>261
Otokonoko badly translated by machine to man's daughter is my favourite genre of JAV.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 18:40

I feel like I'm going to have a girlfriend son.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 19:06

bros before hos d00d

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 20:02

Aoi Shouta x KENN

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 23:32

Imagine being cute.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 00:53

>>267
There's also the inverse, ‚ä‚ß‚Ý‚è‚ ‚Þ‚·‚±‚ê machine translated by Twitter as "Dreaming of my son"

(Yumemi Riamu does have trans colors, but he really needs a breast reduction if he's FtM)

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 09:21

seeing a picture for the first time of a long time net friend and they're REALLY FUCKING CUTE WTF

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 18:55

every month those "insecurity questions" cut a little deeper

i didn't want a feel, i wanted to pay my bills

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 22:47

A cute girl pressed the door opening button at the train for me. I smiled and thanked her, but quickly remembered how damn ugly my smile is. I feel very bad that she had to see me smile, despite being nice to me. I'm sorry, kind stranger, who were so swift to help me.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 05:20

Ivan killing his son, but with Bugs holding Daffy.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 08:11

the weird feeling when, even though my japanese is fairly decent, i still don't quite have that cultural lens down and people still sometimes don't understand what i'm talking about eg when i reference odin to someone who talked about having a dream about a raven, or call something "patrician"

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 08:11

ƒpƒgƒŠƒVƒAƒ“

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 09:52

Bald hairdresser with badly shaved head.

Kamisama help.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 14:08

at least there's half-price valentine chocolate ‚„DM)¥ß¥¡¥ßߥ:.¡..¡.:¥ß

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 16:28

How do they even know what dragon dick looks like?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 17:44

some sorta loud nearly subsonic slamming in the distance during the daytime driving me bonkers

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 00:01

Will you ever learn?

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 02:02

day 2 off 20 years of antihistamines: oh, i've got hives and even my eyeballs itch, this is fine

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 04:20

dekinai-chan.jpg

you can't learn c++

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 10:50

(LEƒÖEM) all my net friends that used to stay up all night playing video games with me got jobs

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 12:25

>>280 The week after Valentines they sell the men's valentines socks cheap so I buy all my socks for the year! Everyone who sees the constellation of love hearts around my ankles will know what kind of guy I am

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 14:50

frandoll scalretto

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9308 17:17

>>286
I never made many friends, so they forgot about me by now. My parents and brother forgot, so the only things I got for my 30th birthday were automated messages from forums (LEƒÖ:;.:...

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 01:26

You don't have to.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 06:22

>>286,289
Seems like we're all in the same boat then.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 08:48

itching in unspeakable body parts. insides of eyelids. tongue. ear cartilage. elbows.

only fleeting visions of waifus keeping me sane

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 11:36

>>292 fear not, itchy one, papa nurgle's embrace will end your pain soon

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 12:08

can we build a wall on the canadian border instead, it is fucking spring, i am tired of living in the FUCKING GODDAMN TUNDRA WHY IS IT STILL -10 EAT ALL OF THE DICKS goD FUCK

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 14:30

I suck.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 15:25

*suggestive eyebrow raise*

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 16:32

My legs hurt like hell, is this old age?

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 17:00

yeah ok fine, making it super hard to add custom animations makes it harder to make sex mods. you know what else it makes it harder to do? add a dual wielding running animation that doesn't look like it's from fucking naruto.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 17:26

Considering FO76, I'm really not sure whether Bethesda intentionally gimped anything about their engine's moddability, or are just the unparallelled masters of fucking things up by accident.

Though BioWare is giving them a run for their money currently.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 17:46

>>293 b-but i wanted to be a vomitously ugly tentacle herm :3c

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 18:57

Ifm tired of seeing the talking Progressive box.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 19:04

what's the goddamn point again

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 19:10

>>302
That which has no part.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 19:19

>>294
It won't be spring for another month.

305 Name: disillusioned revolutionairist : 1993-09-9309 19:29

>tfw no one to start a proper communist revolution with.

Disregarding some indifferent people, it feels like the world is pure right-wing haters, be it liberals/"progress"ives or conservatives/"alt-right". All paid for by Soros & Co.

>tfw no Soros funding.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 19:37

What was the point of recklessly raising average global temperatures by several degrees if it's not going to make the Midwest less of a frozen hellscape year-round?

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 19:48

>>306
global warming is actually a russian plot. for proof, just ask yourself "who benefits?"

-billions of acres of formerly inaccessible siberian permafrost are suddenly prime agricultural/mining land
-the baltic is now as warm as the mediterranean, kronstadt is now a warm water port, the acquisition of which being a main foreign policy goal of the russian state for the past 450 years

bonus: which country is a leading export of petroleum, coal, and natural gas, all of which release greenhouse gasses and global warming? you guessed it.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 19:51

Damn that was really poorly formatted and had some missing words. I'm a native english speaker, I swear.

309 Name: sovietic russianist : 1993-09-9309 21:30

>>307
Fake news. Russia stands to lose more from it than gain.

Russia already has prime agricultural lands (the chernozem) and it already struggles to export its produce simply because of logistics.
Defrosting the permafrost would make the mud unstable, destroying the remains of strategic infrastructure that was left behind by the Soviet civilisation.
Defrosting the permafrost would potentially release more greenhouse gasses trapped within defrosted area, both making the warming worse and depriving the strategic reserves that lets the comprador government thrive.
Warming things up enough to defrost the permafrost would also reduce the ice coverage drastically, thus opening up the entire northern length of the country for imperialist invasion or uncontrolled polar bear migration.
Russia already has warm-water ports on Baltic and Black seas and the Sea of Japan. However, global warming is said to fuck up the Gulfstream and everything it warms, thus threatening the Baltic and potentially causing uncontrolled Finns migration.

Also, Russia is not a top coal exporter.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 21:40

album called "they can't all be zingers"
they're all zingers
??

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 22:56

primus sucks

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 23:17

yeah tbh

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 23:27

anyone else gay, but straight for cute 2d girls

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 00:20

>>313
not me, but coincidentally I just read a twitter thread by a lesbian otaku complaining that she feels ostracized by the majority of other lesbian otaku for not being a yaoi fan like them

funny the inverse isn't more common, TBH

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 00:27

>>314 I...I'm not sure what the inverse would be. A gay otaku who feels ostracized for not being a yuri fan?

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 00:31

>>315
nah, gay otaku who are yuri fans

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 00:41

>>309
Those are all good points, but...

> uncontrolled polar bear migration

Is this seriously a concern?

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 03:37

really annoyed because the radio did an interview with an advocate who clearly feels that a tritone is a natural voice pitch variation and won't make the organization they are representing sound absolutely insane on the radio

(which apparently they've already accomplished in federal court...)

319 Name: ursine scaremongerist : 1993-09-9310 04:58

>>317
They already squatted a town on Novaya Zemlya a couple of weeks ago.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 08:23

>>319

> already be town on Novaya Zemlya
> oh and now there are some polar bears, glhf

john candy trying to climb dan aykroyd's arm.gif

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 12:35

boogie: btw i'm gay

the gays: yikes, no thanks bub

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 13:31

I can't buy a bih no wedding rang

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 16:16

lmao boogie has to delete a contentious tweet like twice a month, and it's always for the dumbest, most provably inept shit he could come up, i almost want to follow him to see the shitstorms first hand

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 18:20

baka-jama-inu
baka ja nai no

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 18:38

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 20:24

i wanna learn ancient greek

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 23:15

I am worthless unless I am working.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 00:09

>>327
I think life is just like that in general.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 01:36

anyone else feel like they want to do things but there are just so many things and it's overwhelming so you do nothing instead

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 02:20

hungry
cold
tummy hurt
legs hurt
hands hurt
time to go to work

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 03:09

>>329
that adequately describes my entire life

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 04:17

i still love fighting games, but i made like no headway with them since the 90s and now i cba to even try anymore

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 06:13

i always wanted to draw hentai but never wanted the hentai artist lifestyle

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 06:34

>hentai artist lifestyle

what

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 06:46

>>326
It's a treat to read Homer or Plato in the original, but it can be difficult if you don't already know an ancient language, like Latin for example.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 06:58

>>334
if the one hentai artist i fund on patreon is any indication, this involves a lot of explaining to people why you can't fulfill requests to draw underage characters

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 12:28

Finally the /img/ sidebar link being red makes sense.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 12:42

Why do I keep binge eating all my snacks when I'm drunk

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 14:40

>337

S-sidebar?.. There are... other boards?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 14:46

>>329
At least the last 5-10 years. I'm a bit envious of people who've found their dedication. And those whose scope is too limited to see anything beyond what they are doing. On the other hand, I feel mine is too limited to see my own grand interest.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 15:51

how do you pronounce "myanmar"
ƒ~ƒƒƒ“ƒ}[
ƒ}ƒCƒAƒ“ƒ}[

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 16:31

>>341
What's the original language? Was it in English or Japanese first?
If it was English first, then it's up to the author of the translation.
If it was Japanese first, then it's right there.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 16:33

>>342 The original language is Burmese. I'm pretty sure it was in Burmese first. I just used katakana as a ghetto IPA because their pronunciation is less ambiguous than Latin letters and we're all weebs here anyway.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 18:23

pokemon sword
pokemon shield
pokemon gun
pokemon earth to air missile
pokemon tactical nuke

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 19:55

>>339
Oh boy, check out /tv/

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 20:53

>>341
two syllables

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 21:17

I've only ever seen it in my flag books, but I've always pronounced it my-ANNE-mur, never really thought about it before...

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 21:18

>>341
closer to the second one

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 23:59

There's a spot the size of a malteser on my right cheek and I hate it and want it to go away.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 00:24

the weird thing is "Burma" and "Myanmar" are actually the same word in the original Burmese (due to fully homegrown sound changes, not the usual trend of Europeans adopting some ancient term like Qing or Riben and totally fucking up the pronounciation)

well, if you'd also consider "Nawlins" and "New Orleans" the same word(s) anyway

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 01:50

>>350
"Japan" isn't from "riben", though, it was more like a telephone game via Portuguese.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 02:04

People everywhere mess up the pronunciation of foreign words and end up with weird names. Not to mention that China isn't a mispronunciation of Qing, the Portuguese learned to call it China from when they were in India. Moreover Riben has no relation to Japan, the name Japan was learned from the Malay by, again, the Portuguese.

353 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9312 02:58

>>344
Waiting for Pok&eacute;mon ICBM/SLBM. Maybe they'll finally have Frostbite level of graphical fidelity. Still likely the same story though...

354 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9312 02:59

&eacute;d on the spot...

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 10:08

umyamyamyamyanmar

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 16:05

lol google translates "Tausendjähreges Reich" as "Millennial Kingdom"

now i'm imagining hitler eating an avocado toast

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 16:06

jähriges*

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 18:04

>>356
Hitler with the voice of Shadi from YGOTAS

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:03

Milquetoast millenarians

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:34

JENGA! DO YOU SEE!?

I'LL KEEP [bleep] UNTIL YOU [bleep]

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:48

Interesting how the post rate has spiked in the last couple of days.
vc: de, but I think I've already used it for a satori de pon in the captcha thread

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 20:58

I am genuinely astounded not only that 4chan still exists, but that it still consistently manages to get worse with time.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 21:56

homepage suggestions? all i can ever come up with is "loud music, on autoplay"

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 22:08

What the fuck am I doing?

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 23:05

>>361 i had a couple days off in a row so i've been posting a lot tbh

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 23:32

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 00:45

>>363
I haven't used a real homepage in a long time, I find the "speed dial" kind of new tabs to be just about what I want.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 00:57

>>363 yyyyyyy.info

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 02:09

pls come to Brazil

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 03:41

>>369
I'm worried your president would kill me for being gay

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 03:59

So stop being gay then go. You can resume your gay activities when you return!

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 09:37

>>370
easy, just kill him first

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 09:40

tfw no dqn boyfriend

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 09:44

tfw no dqn girlfriend
captchaˆ tanation

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 12:04

my fellow weebs, what's a good ˜a–ó for "quixotic"

google and various dictionaries keep giving me ˜Q–Ÿ“I but i feel like that doesn't really get all the shades of meaning, being quixotic means not just being a romantic but having an ideal of oneself as a kind of knight-errant despite it not really being the case

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 12:05

and if i just say ƒLƒz[ƒe“I i'm afraid people will think i mean the clothing store

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 13:48

Be your own DQN boy/girlfriend

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 16:02

recent celebrity deaths i was actually kinda sad about:
david bowie
billy herrington
tama-ekichou
robin williams

will be probably be sad about fairly soon:
betty white
david gilmour & nick mason
patrick stewart

will say "fucking finally" when they die:
roger waters

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 17:14

>>375,376
It's one of those things where I think you just have to make a choice. Which meaning means the most? If you want to keep the literary allusion, a lot of places suggest "ƒhƒ“EƒLƒz[ƒe[-like]" (which doesn't have to be “I, Weblio has 〜‚Ý‚½‚¢A〜‚̂悤A〜—¬(‚Ì‚â‚è•û‚Å) from various sources; ALC adds 〜•— to that mix, which I kinda like but don't know how natural that might be; Progressive ‰p˜a has 〜Ž®‚Ì, 〜‚ÉŽ—‚½, 〜‚É‚Ó‚³‚킵‚¢; off the top of my head 〜‚Á‚Û‚¢, 〜‚炵‚¢, and 〜‚²‚Á‚± could work if that's what you mean, and I'm not a fan of 〜Œ^ suggested by JMDict but it's been done). And going by Google, some of them suggest the store more than the book. Perhaps in text you can add brackets so you're talking about the book instead of the character... or add "de la Mancha" in your best Norio impression.

Dictionaries and databases also suggest a bunch of more interpretive words. Of these, the one I liked best was ‹RŽm‹C‚Ç‚è(‚Ì) because like you I think the essence of the word is a misguided sense of chivalry.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 18:46

I'm just happy I finally stopped caring about celebrities (e- and offline alike).

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 20:47

today I fixed shitton of things. good day. productive day.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9313 22:42

C and V keys still being spotty af

Karmic punishment for abusing clipboards? Or just for being poor lol.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 00:26

Holy fuck, I am lonely.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 01:24

me too.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 01:35

did you hear about the man who went bald but still carried a comb everywhere?

he just couldn't part with it

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 02:40

I wanna rape her (with consent of course).

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 03:30

Like wolfmen, but they're wild boars.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 06:04

I don't think it's that I'm lonely, myself... I used to think that, though. But now it's more like I have no one in the world to talk to in a meaningful way. I wish I had had a mentor, ever. Oh, how I envy those people for whom family is one of the best things in their lives, instead of the worst and only thing.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 10:41

oof

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 11:52

great thanks just bloat that exe from 1M to 3M for no reason

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 13:02

he had such a cute laugh, i miss it

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 17:41

I am a disgusting piece of shit.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 20:26

DQN Digital: Noises for Grinding

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 21:14

Pseud! Pseud!

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 21:33

The Very Best of VIP Software

FREE RINGTONES to COOL to

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 23:53

>>393 Triple Yes}!

397 Name: ‡H : 1993-09-9315 00:48

+=-K

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 06:09

remembering when my 6th grade teacher got very mad at me when i called diss on netscape

she also just straight up hated me but that's a different issue

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 06:36

>>257
amused but not too surprised to find another piotr wozniak, anki, gtd user here.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 09:19

Should I work Tuesday to Saturday or Monday to Friday?

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 09:29

>>400
I'd pick Tuesday to Saturday for optimal online gaming.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 10:08

>>399
to be fair, they're not exactly underground

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 16:22

Kill a DQN for VIP QUALITY

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 00:10

>>400
Depends where you live, but where I live having a weekday off is really nice. Everything crowded on the weekends is not crowded, you can run errands at places that are only open on weekdays, and the whole city is generally just way more chill because most people are at work.

However if you have friends that often do things Friday night / Saturday, you should probably pick M-F.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 05:48

Itch Elemental update: It's a little more tolerable now. Phew!

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 17:53

can't look at bane memes anymore without imagining aiden gillen's glorious perfectly-shaped ass

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 21:30

I am extremely anxious.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 23:00

Summon Greater Itch Elemental

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 00:52

DS9 first impressions after finishing most of S1:

-Excellent cinematography kind of hides the low budget and the fact that they had about 3 sets that they just moved back and forth between. High quality shot framing gives scenes a feeling of liveliness and spontaneity that you just wouldn't expect from a TV series produced today.

-I like the setting, it's neat to see how the "real" people live. TNG felt Tolstoy-esque at times, when it showed nothing but the intellectual upper echelon of society and their endless chess games and poetry readings and classical music recitals and all that boring shit.

-Every episode that focuses mainly on Bajor and Bajoran problems is infuriating, how did such a stupid and obnoxious people discover the warp drive?

-Sisko is pretty cool and has the "commanding presence" to be actually believable as a captain, unlike Janeway. Like Picard he takes no shit, but he lacks Picard's indulgent streak. An omniscient demigod appears and starts messing everything up and Picard's first reaction is to debate philosophy with him; Sisko's first reaction is to PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE.

-I expected to dislike Kira a lot more than I actually do, if I didn't know better I'd say they gave the viewer a bad first impression of her on purpose.

-Bashir is kind of cute but also extremely punchable, what is it about twinks that think they're alphas that makes you want to just grab them by the scruff of the neck and rough them up?

-Some of my favorite scenes so far have been the ones that are just Odo and Quark sitting at the bar bantering back and forth, I love them both so much.

-Dax is just kind of there, I'm still not entirely sure what her rank is or what she even does.

-O'Brian is an absolute madlad and I'm glad he got more screentime.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 00:53

feel free to ignore and not respond because i'm basically just using dqn as my personal pastebin

but also feel free to respond

please

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 01:34

>>410
i try to cut it down to about 25% of the posts i wanna make because i got no one in the world to talk to and a lot of problems, but it's one thing to be heard and another to talk people's ears off

>>409
that's pretty close to how i felt about it.

though, i would dare to say ST just all around has a pretty bad conception of how things get invented. but if the human warp drive was invented by New Age Retro Hippie instead of a trillion-dollar public works project, i'm sure that could explain why a lot of spacefaring civs in the setting are practically barbarians (and why they find it laughable that humans see themselves as any better)

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 02:08

INVADERS MUST DIE ;_;

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 08:45

apparently i'm supposed to be burning excess caesars by now but i'm stuck with ferg onry

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 09:24

Surprisingly there doesn't seem to be any cocktail called a "ferg," ruining my clever joke idea, but this is close enough I guess https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/01/hennessy-partners-with-rapper-aap-ferg-on-limited-.html

Certainly sounds more drinkable than a Caesar

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 13:12

Why is the image board not working.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 14:03

It got raided

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 14:03

oh man i'm in your mind fuzz always gets me going

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 16:20


@@@@@ÈQÈ @@for centuries my people have hidden among you,
@@@@ i ¥ƒÖ¥ j@@carrying our proud race's magic sticks but living in shame.
@@@@‚Ɓ@@@@‚@but now it's our time to shine.
@@@@@‚µ'@R_j

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 20:19

>>410
Yeah I can't tell you how many times I've written long winded posts just to CTRL-A Backspace or just close the tab. It becomes "Fuck, nobody would want to read this garbage."

Sometimes just writing the post is enough to satisfy myself. As long as I don't check for replies since the post was never made. Try it some time.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 21:06

>>412
holy shit I just realized what this post was about.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 21:32

hispa kek

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:40

I never understood celebrities. When I was a kid, I could not fathom why people would give a fuck about people they don't know personally. I thought maybe it was something I would understand when I was older.

Now I'm 30 and I still don't get it.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 01:27

>>422 I agree that some people go way too far and don't really care about celebrity gossip and stuff, but is there really no famous person whose work you enjoy and that you like hearing/reading about?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:01

Xbox One? SAD!

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:10

It has taken me years but finally my Uber score is high enough to sort of pass as a normal user, good grief.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:44

>>422
when i was a kid i was the same way

at some point around 13 i started to get it, and now i get it. i think the process started because i wanted to make friends by talking about rock music.

but i wish i didn't; i feel like i brainwashed myself.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 02:57

>>422
parasocial relationships with a celebrity + a feeling of familiarity, a need for wanting to vicariously live a life of luxury through them and legitimate admiration for the stuff they do makes for a dense mix of celebrity worship culture.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 19:11

ÎžÖ - zakuro
ŠCÎžÖ - tsubaki
ŽèžÖ’e -shuryudan

but why

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 20:00

Korean song that sounds like an argos ad sung in simlish

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 22:01

>>428
because 7th century Japanese people thought various Chinese written words were cool and stole them but didn't want to give up their homegrown spoken words so just slammed them together in ways that made no logical sense

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 22:32

i just want
four walls and adobe flash for my girls

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 01:18

why won't she text me back
Reeeeee

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 02:54

>>423

> is there really no famous person whose work you enjoy and that you like hearing/reading about?

There are a handful of semi-famous people whose work I enjoy enough that I remember their names. (Mostly directors and musicians.) However, I don't actively seek out information about them, and I certainly don't care about their personal lives. I'm especially bad at remembering faces. Even if I were to see a famous person on the street, I would probably not recognize them.

This is not a point of pride for me, nor do I look down on people who are knowledgable about celebrities. (Well, I do look down on the ones that are really crazy about all the gossip.) I'm just baffled by how easy and natural it seems to be for most people to recognize famous people, while for me it would take quite a concerted effort.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 05:49

imagine literally being named "dick wolf" and using that raw power to break down 2 year old internet memes into a tv drama format so 98 iq boomers can understand them

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 06:57

It's been however-many years, and I still remember the professor of my data structures class bragging that one of the students she'd mentored was able to pursue his dream: making video games. "He's doing QA for Bethesda," she said. "You know, they made Skyrim?".

At that moment, an almost palpable feeling of students re-evaluating their lives swept through the room. In my memory, not one of us moved for a full twenty seconds.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 08:45

Imagine the implosion on /tv/ if Tom Hiddleston suddenly died

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 13:06

>>435
Your shit teacher is the reason why ES Skyrim was full of bugs.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 13:40

>>435
Is this a real story?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 13:40

I ask why, but I shouldn't because I know the answer and it scares me anyway.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 15:02

>>438
Yes. Looking back, she was an accomplished researcher teaching an undergraduate class, trying to give some inspirational advice and be relatable at the same time, but missing the mark.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 16:48

mexican friends making fun of me for using plastic lime juice ._.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 17:28

Why do so many people hate me?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 18:36

>>442
If you were brought up into the sunlight out of that vile place, if you were cleaned and fed and comforted, in that day and hour all the prosperity and beauty and delight of Omelas would wither and be destroyed.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 19:27

One of my lecturers worked on that JFK assassination simulator, where they had a cash prize if you could disprove the accepted story of what happened. They got a letter from the white house or something saying how disgusting it was, and they framed it and put it above the mantlepiece XD

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 21:41

on Tuesdays and Thursdays, i read the news. it's better than reading it every day... right?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 22:15

>>444
The wikipedia article mentions Lieberman and Ted Kennedy's reactions, but IIRC the WH wasn't super jazzed about it either.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 03:10

chats moving so slow everyone will know im straight

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 03:29

awkwardly explaining that when i said i was crabby because i'm cutting i didn't mean my wrists i meant my diet

449 This post sucked.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 20:14

>>448
who even hears that and immediately assumes it's an egregious reference to self-harm and not one of the many other meanings of "to cut"

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 21:06

I didn't realize it until 4 hours into my shift, but I'm definitely sick and I want to die.
vc: back, because i want to go back home

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:47

Imagine being a jellyfish.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:57

No brain, no thinking, therefore they aren't

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:59

Don't think, feel and you'll be cnidarian.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 23:36

Just got a new subscriber; my channel has a single video from 2007

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:29

>>455
Better get to work then.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:45

pokemon /ss/

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:47

>>450
To be fair, it's not that common to hear outside of bodybuilding circles.
vc gotter

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 01:56

>>458
you hear it in powerlifting circles too tbh
:smug face emoji:

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 02:39

"Common features of denpa songs include intentionally off-key vocals, nonsensical lyrics and an over-the-top tune."

is death grips denpa?

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 02:40

>>455,456
I have six subscribers. My channel has no content and has never had content. It's the weirdest feeling.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 12:41

>>460 This description has never sat well with me, it's never that the vocals are "intentionally" off-key, the singers give it their all in a way that it doesn't matter if they don't quite hit the notes sometimes, it's the enthusiasm and conviction that makes it endearing. Lyrics and subject matter might be weird but I don't think I'd go so far as to say they're nonsense either...

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 12:47

>>462 i mean of course it doesn't hit every nuance of what makes something denpa, denpa is a feeling.

"intentionally off key" could also mean just not singing in the same time as the instrumentals. this specifically drew my eye for this offhand shitpost because mc ride does exactly that in a lot of songs.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 12:54

is viper denpa

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 14:01

>>463 Then it would be off-time, not off-key. Something that thrills me about denpa is that sometimes something will seem off-key or off-time the first time you hear it, but then after repeated listening you realise it's actually perfect, you were just listening from the wrong angle the first time - something I also love about Captain Beefheart's music!

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 14:18

I ended up buying puyo puyo tetris just to practice for tetris 99 what

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 14:22

some people (and that includes the dictionary) say off-key when it's merely out of tune. i personally would never use it to describe someone who is out of tune but otherwise pretty in-key.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 15:13

I meant the "intentionally" part, it's not deliberately not singing in key/tune/time that denpasong is about, though some of the juiciest bits for me are when there's just the perfect divine naffness at the perfect moment in a song, I get tingles all over my body...

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 15:52

Don't think I've heard any denpa, but I like the odd track where everything's a bit off-time or out of tune, but there's a moment or two when they do get it right that works in the same way as when better-performed pieces briefly find cadence. Like the Evanenscense chord progression, but less overused.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 16:45

>>469 Imagine your little sister singing karaoke, and it's adorable how seriously she's getting into being a little popstar, but also a bit frightening how complex the songs are and how much finesse she's nailing them with, albeit in her shrill young gleefully hyper voice

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 17:45

also i never got involved in those internet fights about temperaments because i just can't hear the difference, but i do get that that slight detuning that creates a sort of interference pattern that raises my hackles is a pleasingly energetic goosebumps thing for someone else

thinking of notes as pure tones that should always fall exactly upon the frequencies dictated by the temperament is not considered particularly good music makin' for this reason, yet it seems to get taught in classes and such with appalling frequency, no pun intended

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 18:17

>>470
I like this explanation.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 19:22

What's some good denpa?

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 19:50

>>471
Luckily, no physical instrument is completely perfectly tuned, and you get nice warm synthesizers by detuning the oscillators by a couple of cents

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 20:35

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 23:54

I love you, I really do.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 00:29

>>476 prove it

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 01:44

>>473 momobako, koko and nanahira are the big 3 for me!

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 02:20

>>474
yeah, thank goodness

i don't listen to a lot of brass ensemble stuff, but the way they can fall into (or out of) just-intoned chords a lot is kinda hypnotic

i also find it amusing that iosys is kinda one of the cores of denpa but they habitually jump through so many genres that it seems to be a mere plurality of what they do, as if their true loyalty is to otakuness.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 07:45

The Pleroma of the Otaku

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 10:47

The genre-bending is one of the other main things I love about denpa!

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 11:18

ngl i had to re-read that a couple times because i kept seeing "gender-bending"

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 11:30

the overwhelmingly more common usage in japanese seems to be ƒXƒ‚ƒEƒfƒbƒhƒŠƒtƒg rather than ‘Š–oƒfƒbƒhƒŠƒtƒg

i wonder why

484 Name: vc: wile : 1993-09-9322 12:21

good luck is Tewi Tewi TEWI TEWI TEWI

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 12:26

what is tewilor swift's opinion on the interest rate hike from the central bank of eientei

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 13:25

>>482 I knew when I hit the Reply button that you were going to say that

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:42

lefty loosey, tighty noosey

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:51

clockvise

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:55

too much sugar!

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 15:13

I just can't get the smell of milk and coffee out of my parka.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 15:37

zero suit camus

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 15:56

finally another quartet night fan

I'm kidding of course

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 21:53

the new mega man robot: cancer man

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 22:00

Remember when DQN was stupid?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 22:43

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496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 00:15

dqnize yourself and face to big fat butts

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 02:55

not-so-hot take: sweet bro and hella jeff was the only good thing to come out of homestuck

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 07:26

>>497
It wasn't even apart of Homestuck originally, it was a parody of those two-dudes-on-a-couch gamer comics (e.g. Penny Arcade, Ctrl-Alt-Del, etc.) that were almost everywhere back then.

The author decided to attribute SBaHJ to some kid in Homestuck, while trying to give latter SBaHJ comics a vague connection to Homestuck, and overexcited fans tried to exaggerate that connection to drag more people into Homestuck.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 08:29

i disagree. it had its moments. plenty of decent fan works, too (the "official" music is more or less fan works, FWIW; i'm really glad radiation caught on with a huge audience, and i hope he remembers me when i'm famous lol).

it did run way the fuck out of steam, though. i remember someone on the MSPAF in early 2012 made a throwaway comment that maybe 2011 was the peak and i gotta hand it to them. i watched that forum die painfully in its last two years and didn't bother to follow the "refugees" because a lot of the people i liked had lost interest by then.

maybe it coulda gone somewhere neat from there. it just didn't. and perhaps we were expecting too much of hussie's ability to make ridiculous escalations of scope with astonishing frequency after problem sleuth and acts 1-4~5ish. partly to blame is that he doubled down on long passages and time-consuming flash productions. so, the ending felt like a well earned mercy killing more than anything.

and of course, his writing was kind of painful all the way through, which mattered way less before it became a heavily dialogue-driven novel with barely tolerable characters and some of the ones i liked best "developing" into worse instead of better personalities.

it doesn't hold up well as prose, i think; all the referential stuff is becoming "so last decade", thankfully, sure, but even when it was current i enjoyed it like i enjoy "one of my japanese animes"--more for the feeling and the setting than anything. i never much cared for the crowd that'd talk about "good" it was or wasn't.

the only way i'm ever giving it a re-read is if i'm translating it into easier terms for the ESL crowd.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 14:05

>>499
I'm confused by your first paragraph, are you saying you were friends with Toby Fox on the mspa forums?

I loved Problem Sleuth but gave up on Homestuck around the time the trolls were introduced. I found the dialogue just too insufferable at that point.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 14:26

>>499
I don't think I explicitly stated that Homestuck sucked in >>498, even though I do think it sucked and was a huge waste of my time.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 18:46

>>500
no, we hardly conversed, but it's quite unlikely he didn't see me around either, i was too into the music for that

>>501
fair enough. one of the actual lines that i vaguely remember fondly is "It begins to dawn on you that everything you are about to do may prove to have been a colossal waste of time."

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 21:58

gay ethnostate where we put all the dudes who have ever unironically posted the nailcare emoji to work in the salt mines while the rest of us rub each other down with coconut oil

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 22:07

Sounds gay.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 22:11

the tree of liberty should be a bloody place

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 22:54

women and children and people of color should screw off and stay home from the polls

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 23:20

Problem Sleuth was good, and I wish I had more to say on that matter.
I started using my sandbox kareha install for dumb posts I'd otherwise just delete after typing out, but I ended up effectively only posting on there. Going back feels weird. Would not recommend.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 07:23

>>507 So are you staying here, or are you returning to Fairy-Land?

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 08:37

mmbk just nuked her twitter and said she's quitting her activities

...

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 09:15

I wish somebody would touch me.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 09:31

>>508
Going back to posting normally, I mean.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 10:36

TL-checked the "man of culture" line and not only is it correct, the deliberate misinterpretation of it as a euphemism for lecher, dilettante, etc. is also correct. Nice.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 12:43

rider with the voice of fluttershy

(why must my brain come up with cursed ideas instead of good ones)

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 14:02

> It was also known that she had read the controversial novel Battle Royale and had seen its film adaptation, which centers on young students fighting to the death.

nevada-tan, but as a gamer

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 14:53

>>513
f/sn rider or fate/zero rider?

516 Name: vc: wawttness : 1993-09-9324 15:47

>>515 yes

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 19:50

>>509 R(œßL„DM߁œ)Éß noooooooooooo Bß(ßɄDMß)ß¡

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 22:40

I can't believe "TUMMY LEAK JONES" with quotes nets no results on google

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 23:37

>>517
ttps://tw*tter.com/momobakobako/status/1105386149558673409

fix the url obviously, not sure if it's still on the spam filter

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 23:40

one time she replied to me when I said she should watch Shounen Maid, she deleted that too...

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 00:11

Halo's back on the menu, boys

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 04:51

cursed nobu plushie that wants your best kettle and befriends jesuit missionaries

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 06:51

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 03:02

yamato nabisco

vc: initt

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 03:47

when i say "olympic athletes are supposed to be amateurs" and some 98 iq midwit jumps on me like "R U SAYGNIGN MIKEL PHELSPS NOT STRONKG??"

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 09:12

eating kimchi and underag drinking to own the goddess

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 10:33

I wish I was dead.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 11:30

banned from a popular art service?

just change your artstyle and rebuild your entire brand from scratch 4head

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 12:51

Should I get pizza or fries?

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 13:54

dqn minecraft server

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 17:22

In my mind, I created it. And every one of you knows it. You read it. It's here. You hear what I'm telling you? You can ban a meme but you cannot destroy an idea. Don't you understand? That's ancient knowledge. You cannot destroy an idea. That meme! I created it, and it's real. Don't you understand? It is real! I created it and it's real! It's real! Oh, God.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 19:05

dunia gamerlap

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 19:22

The script says that Benny wrote six sequels to the original. Assuming he went in production order and started with "Emissary", that takes us through "Dax". Carrying things forward to "Shadows and Symbols", he clearly continued writing. So one of the first stories Benny wrote after giving that speech was "Move Along Home". After standing up to all the rest of civilization for the sake of his ideas, he wrote a story with the theme "if you die playing alien hopscotch, you die IN REAL LIFE". What a legend.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 21:15

Granblue Fantasy has a Gachapin event, but all I can think about is DSFARGEG.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 21:22

We are truly doomed.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 22:19

>>533@oh god

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 23:22

oh shit i'm feeling it

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 04:38

accidentally left gpt-2 running in the background and it used up 135% of my cpu somehow

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 05:00

>>534
Maybe that has a little to do with why I saw Mukku reaction images yesterday.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 12:57

so the NZ shooter dude:

-livestreamed the whole thing
-had an entire playlist full of meme songs set to synch perfectly, including playing "gas gas gas" while driving away from the police
-shouted "alright lads, remember to subscribe to pewdiepie" before opening fire
-published an 87 page manifesto full of memes including the navy seal copipe
-learned about ethnic nationalism from spyro the dragon

‚—‚…‚—

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 13:33

>>540
I thought this was a joke, but no I read the manifesto and it's all true. As much as the idea of this little bitch becoming an icon among internet fascists sickens me, I am looking forward to the headlines "Christchurch Shooter Claims to be Involved with Secret Raids on Al-Quaeda".

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 13:40

>>541 Basically my thoughts also. I wish I could watch the court proceedings where the judge has to read all that shit off.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 15:43

oh man he's just like me

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 18:01

>>541 I was thinking this all day, it's always heartbreaking when these atrocities happen, but the fact that the perpetrator is such a fanny makes my blood boil.

The only thing I know about Christchurch is there's a fellow dokyun from around there, hope you're safe if you're reading this!

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 23:04

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 23:10

>>545
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547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 23:28

The internet makes you stupid

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 06:39

>>547
But first it will set you free.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 13:06

The Adium duck has been asleep on my dock for years.

No one to talk to.

Hardly any good memories worth keeping, actually.

But I can't do it. I can't do him dirty.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 13:08

>>549 I forgot about that little guy.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 14:27

https://exhentai.org/s/4dc60fe76c/860863-11
To this day the greatest page in manga.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 14:43

>>551
this ain't it chief

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 17:48

Thesis: Harry Potter takes place in the Shadowrun universe, a few decades before the advent of all the advanced technology featured in-universe. In this TED talk I will...

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 18:22

and thus the banned ted talks playlist grows by yet another video

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 22:29

I am in agony.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 23:26

Shit's painful

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 00:48

everyone:

JK rowling: dumbledore and grundlebundle were fucking constantly. like, 24/7 non-stop gay boning.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 08:13

Fujos - not even once

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 11:49

Slightly miffed that Apple didn't force-meme iOS emulation onto Macs for more IAPs, but I'm guessing they did the calculus or whatever to find out they'd make more money from selling devices in the end.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 11:59

Breakfast is the shittest meal of the day. Eating at that time is like having an after-dinner gallon of swill.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 15:38

I wanna stay home but I need to go out

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 19:26

waitwaitwait
don't tell me all those old sites ending in -fire (angelfire, hongfire, mediafire (??) etc) is just engrish and it was supposed to be -file

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 20:32

Sleep, child.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 22:15

Baba Is Gay

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 23:00

You know, Vriska would be Christian.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 11:16

>>562
change it to phile and it gets uncomfortable

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 17:51

my butt hurts and not even for a fun reason

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 21:06

mediaphile, n. One who uses gold-plated HDMI cables and keeps their Samsung TV in Game Mode because they can tell when the video feed is stale from post-processing.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 22:14

When does it get better?

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 23:27

>>569
Right now, bitch.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 12:06

penis parker

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 13:57

Just saw a ten year old riding very slowly on a scooter chanting "sub to pewds, subscribe to pewdiepie" at the top of his voice.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 14:31

I don't find it enjoyable if I'm not edging for at least three hours.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 14:36

i know it's not exactly foreign, but seeing homestuck on here still feels wrong

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 15:10

apparently my pain moans and my sex moans sound exactly the same

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 19:26

>>573
I have this problem too. Too many all-nighters spent edging to H-games in my younger years.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 20:42

Muckerfuck

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 23:05

>>575
that's a common punchline, really.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 02:13

Crazy how everyone forgot the fake news arc in Harry Potter

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 04:04

guitars georg, who plays rhythm and knows all the chords, is statistical outlier and should not have been counted

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 13:27

I regret touching man boobs.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 15:30

I do not have enough dirty boots around to ruin as many of their nice couches as I'd like to.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 16:11

>>574
I was thinking of setting up a Homestuck/MSPA thread, but the only appropriate board for it that I can think of is probably /book/.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 20:40

HODLing gacha currency

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 23:29

I am a single woman and I like to work

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 01:42

why do i have synthpop hair

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:22

Woah, that's a lot of 9s and 3s in today's date.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:24

But no Hatsune 39's

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 08:27

Did I ever tell you about the time I was in a Hatsune Miku band once? The UK39s I think they were called.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 08:28

Anyone who says you can't dance to something, is just a bad dancer.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 18:06

kicked out of my krav maga class for refusing to stop calling it "jew-jitsu"

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 22:15

>>587
I'm scared now. What if, in 666 more days, we come back and the time stamp says 1993-09-9999? What happens after that day? Oh god.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 22:28

i feel like i could contribute billions of dollars to the economy just by honoring some crazy NDAs, taking a look at some of the biggest companies' dumbest projects, and asking "why are you doing that"

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 22:35

Form without substance.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 22:59

oh, it's less than two years

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 23:13

>>589
Yeah, you played bass right?
Are you still doing music?

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 02:05

you think it's a good idea to use custom baba is you levels as skill tests for aspiring programmers?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 02:56

>>597
fizzbuzz and the other classics like "implement a linked list" weed out more than enough of them imo, and while some people get annoyed at doing babby shit like that, it's just because they haven't read enough tales of people faking resumes

depending on whether you mean aspiring to learn how to program or aspiring to get hired to program, anyway

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 14:44

wereboomer: oh no, it's happ--I AM THE ONE WHO ROCKS

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 15:43

I wish there was a restaurant called astroburger. It would look like a flying saucer, it would have flat-ish blue pillars with holes in them like aircraft support beams, the tables would be red round ones with see through plastic domes on them so that they're like flying saucers - then the burgers would be one for each planet in the solar system, venus would be a spicy burger with red food colouring, earth would be a normal burger but in a packet to show the air and a side of a grey biscuit for the moon, then saturn would have a large onion ring around the patty, the jupiter burger would have a hole in the patty with lots of barbecue sauce in it for the great spot. The taps would serve RC cola.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 18:46

if you saw the numbers they saw, you would have made the same decision.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 21:01

>>598
I do mean people aspiring to learn how to program like in a bootcamp or something, those kind of initiatives that teaches unemployed blue collar boomers how to program or whatever.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:26

can i fit a cat's head in my mouth

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:46

>>596 Yeah! You might remember me from such classic compilations as DQN DIGITAL VOL.1 and DQN DIGITAL VOL.2: DEQUARANTINED - I also play gigs across the nation with my other band!

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 03:07

> venus would be a spicy burger with red food colouring

You mean Mars right?

Venus could be the breaded chicken patty. Or depending on which pictures you use for a reference, the sickeningly grey and artificial veggie burger.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 05:58

Pluto could be a slider with some kind of white cheese representing the ice.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 10:32

>>605
Mars I was thinking of using orange sauce and having sliced oranges without the rinds inside instead of tomatoes. Breaded chicken actually makes more sense for Mars to me, since Mars is covered in dust and gunk. I also remembered that when I was young I used to roll an ice cream ball in biscuit crumbs and chocolate chips then put it on a cone and that was called a comet ice cream, that could be served as the comets. And I was also thinking of the sun, and maybe that could be a giant mozzarella cheese ball.
It's fun to imagine the ideal fast food place.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 10:48

life has become fairly pleasant recently

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 12:23

>>607 The ideal fast food place should be a bloody place, with a sense of tension in the air, where two guys could start a fight at any time. That kind of stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about the best fast food places, the ones women and children dare not enter.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 16:20

>>609
I can't recommend this to amateurs.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 16:55

>>597
Cute idea, but it looks more like sokoban-style logic puzzles to me, not requiring quite the same kind of thinking as with programming. I also agree with >>598 that you probably want to make sure they can even write code.
Advent of Code sets might be a decent source of tasks.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 17:11

~ learn a language to watch a cartoon
 learn a language for 10000 hours to watch 40000 hours of cartoons

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 17:50

Coming Soon

@@TO OWN ON
@@@@VIDEO & DVD

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:06

fuck work

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:15

man's no thot

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:42

Yeah. GALO SENGEN

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 22:32

I'm so sleepy.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 02:35

I am VERY ANGRY and WANT TO DIE.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 10:51

Seize a salad

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 13:50

I am eternity.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 17:34

cat is pregnant

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 18:33

a clean keyboard is its own reward

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 22:29

When the Yoshinoya Rant is posted, I respectfully take my hat off to read it.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 22:59

omedetou

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 23:14

Well, don't mind it, >>623. It means that it has nothing to do with this thread.
Yesterday I went to my neighborhood Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
Then somebody can't sit down in a mess.
Well, if you look closely, something hangs down and you are writing 150 yen off.
Well, you're stupid. Idiot.
You've come to the Yoshinoya, who is usually 150 yen off, and you're out of the blue.
It is 150 yen, 150 yen.
It seems some parents have brought their kids along too. It is a Yoshino family with four members. Thank you.
I'm telling you, yeah, daddy, you're asking me. I have not seen it anymore.
I'll give you 150 yen for your seat.
The Yoshino family is supposed to kill more.
With the guy sitting opposite the U-shaped table, it doesn't matter if the fight starts any time,
Is it stabbed or stabbed, that kind of atmosphere is good? A girl and a child are sloppy.
Then, when I finally thought I could sit down, the guy next to me said something like it was a big success.
Then I got really mad again.
You know, that's not going to happen. Bokeh.
I'm proud of you, what's up, it's hot and cold.
I would like to ask if you really want to eat soup. I want to ask. I would like to ask for a small one hour.
You just want to say Tsuyudaku.
The latest fashion among Yoshino family members is, after all, if you tell me from Yoshino family members,
Negida, this is it.
A large amount of green onion gyoky. This is how to ask.
There is a lot of green onions. Instead I have less meat. this.
Well, it's a large oyster dumpling (egg). This is the strongest.
However, the double-edged sword also carries the danger that it will be marked by the next clerk when asking for this.
I can not recommend it to an amateur.
Well, you guys have eaten even with a beef bowl set meal.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 23:38

God, I couldn't imagine going through one of those white people weddings.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 00:34

Is IHYPYPDATWTGP a white supremacist dog whistle?
vc skupness

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 11:14

I haven't worn trousers in more than six months.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 14:32

TES6 confirmed for:

-windows 10 exclusive
-always online
-literally no skills
-gender slider
-set in hammerfell
-plot is all about how redguards was kangs until the nord man came and stole their pyramids and melanin magic
-console commands unlockable via microtransaction, .additem costs $0.99 per use
-no paid mods, but limited number of mod slots, increasable via microtransaction
-mods can only use default game assets
-is actually just Skyrim again

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 14:41

sexy dutch MP

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 16:53

>>630 still thinking about this

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 20:48

i wanna be a hipster

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 22:28

[tech scammer voice] J as in Joker

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 23:34

We are cursed.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 00:07

free software ain't free
vc: foss

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 00:47

if your website doesn't have a dark theme get it the fuck out of my eyes

why is black text on a white background still a thing

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 02:08

It's probably Apple's fault

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 03:29

>>629
Fur rendering technology has to mature for Elsweyr

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 12:42

pwned is short for publicly owned and let me tell you marx was all about the pwnage

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 12:55

>>636
Stroup effect motherfucker, get out of your cave and start reading like an evolved human being. Turn off that gay ass syntax highlighting while you're at it.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 14:27

I kinda hate Tom Hiddleston now that the truth about him was uncovered

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 14:32

>>636
The virgin dark theme vs the Chad #efefef

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 16:05

Fuck you all, #ffffea for life.
sam world order.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 17:53

>>639 "Pwned" being a contraction of "publicly owned" is a nice idea but it seems to be a backronym - well, I guess it's not an acronym, but still a retroactively applied meaning and not how it was coined.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 18:00

>>640 I took a break from highlighting my ass syntax to tell you it's "Stroop" not "Stroup"

>>636 This seems like one of those new insignificant things people like to get all tribal about and argue over online...

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 18:18

>>645
Seems nobody cared until some dipshit said it was better for your eyes and/or the environment, and suddenly everyone realized light backgrounds makes their eyes hurt and toggling more pixels on a backlit monitor is actually extremely environmentally friendly, even though nobody has actually done any studies on either of these equally stupid hypotheses

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 18:30

>>646
Isn't it more stupid to assume that the people who say staring at bright lights in a dark room for a long time hurts their eyes more than dark lights are making it up?

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 18:40

>>647
Who said anything about dark rooms? Nevertheless all I'm saying is the most vocal people seem to have only realized it was a problem fairly recently, in unison.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 19:09

My website sucks.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 19:49

>>649
Mine will suck more. Mark my words. I'll show you next Monday.

captcha: shite

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 20:54

>>648 people who don't like getting snowblindness at 3 am are all just NPCs I guess

sasuga dqn for the super hot take

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 21:03

just fuckin turn a light on tho

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 21:04

and dim your screens

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 21:11

I think it might just be the "discord light theme" memes spilling over.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 23:00

No you have it all wrong. If you're using two monitors, having an IDE open in one monitor and a leisure site with a colorscheme matching your IDE fools everyone into thinking you're working super hard all the time, especially if it's dark since it looks hackery and professional.

Also, I think it happens to coincide with Apple adding dark mode to their HID guidelines, there, that's what happened.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 00:28

I have not noticed any uptick in people bitching about bright themes, but then I used to hang around unpleasant people, like Unix coders, design nuts, people who parrot Maddox, the kind of people who would've seen that argument about how much electricity is wasted by Google on monitors when it came up in 2007, etc.

Twitter, Discord, Mac OS X, Windows are just a few widely used software packages with dark themes.

Also, I wish I had better people to hang around.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 02:25

First it was all about PTSD, now it's all about gaslighting and imposter syndrome...I wonder what the next trendy mental health problem will be?

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 06:53

afrogon:
I. non-euclidean polygon consisting of curly-haired edges
II. an occupied lilypad

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 12:29

>>657
We must move in different circles; for me, imposter syndrome was a cool new thing a little before PTSD, and is now rather played-out. (We agree on PTSD and gaslighting, though.) I suppose you could throw OCD and bipolar on there as well, farther back.

My bet for the future of casual self-diagnosis is Stockholm Syndrome. If I could choose, though, I'd like to see the Napoleon Complex, except collectively misunderstood as "the delusion that you are Napoleon".

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 13:42

What the fuck?

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 14:05

>>657
PTSD safe spaces never went away, you just aren't focused on them anymore.

Imposter syndrome is also a really common concern on IT. I've heard about it my entire professional life, which granted is just 5 years, but still.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 15:26

Just remembered that I had a dream about talking to a cute girl and inviting her to dinner and now my day is better now that I recalled this dream

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 16:15

I wanna degauss a screen. Just to hear that bwowmp noise and see the image curl up.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 17:09

I should make a CRT degauss simulator. That probably already exists though.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 18:07

Why are you God? I'm God

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 18:08

how about widowmaker

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 21:09

rare prism for friend points Pepega

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 21:44

DE idea: xmona

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 22:26

>>661
Imposter syndrome is not issue in IT: most if not all IT/code "professionals" are complete imposters.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 22:35

if harry and voldemort were on the moon and harry fucked voldemort would that be fucked up or what

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9339 23:04

>>669
Oh, dunning kruger is also a huge issue

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 00:31

oo@oo
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spider noticing your bulge

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:13

holy fuck i came bricks

captcha: fasp

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:21

>>657
Claiming to be an asshole because of some cluster B shit that for some reason you're not seeking help for.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:38

Shark tits

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 02:23

I want any and all of you to teach me how to become functional again. Seems like I'm uncreative, stuck and unhappy (again).

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 02:42

Did you hear about the bipolar autistic narcissist Dunning–Kruger who gaslighted a Stockholm Napoleon Imposter so badly he got PTSD? OCDWTFBBQ!

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 02:43

realize i should take better care of my teeth -> floss -> my gums are in agony for daring to disturb the gingivitis

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 03:05

>>676
your return value must be the the same for the same arguments and your evaluation must have no side effects

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 03:35

good night, i'm not over you

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 05:07

>>679
i just wanna be pure

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 09:14

>>679

>>>/code/

... it's quiet over there is all

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 12:44

>>664
I'm pretty sure xscreensaver has one of those.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 13:31

getting really hungry after jerking off like i just ran a mile or something

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 13:32

I've seen no degaussing like my old monster monitor did. It went all the way up to 1600x1200, or at least that's what I put it to. I couldn't tell if it could actually handle it. The dots were too small.
Anyway no simulator will simulate it the way I remember it

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 17:03

kite ninja yeeting outta nowhere

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 17:03

>>685
It's not really a degauss without that slight adrenaline kick from an erroneous belief that you might EMP your own brainwaves, is it?

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 18:18

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 18:19

ah whoops

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 20:46

>>687
Right? You feel that bwromp in your very bones.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 20:57

What's the word I'm looking for - say you read a food critic's review of a new restaurant; you wouldn't call the critic an "authority" on food, but you would expect them to have some higher level of understanding of the game than the people reading their column, of why good restaurants are good and vice versa, more than just "the food was tasty but the room was noisy". What do you call this quality, someone of a higher level of expertise which "gives them the right" to give a more insightful critique and allows the reader to trust their opinion more?

An ideal critic would have an inside-out knowledge of the medium and the context - a movie critic has more credibility if he studied cinematography and journalism, than someone unqualified who blogs about their favourite James Bond films. Their opinions are both valid opinions, but what's the word for being better-equipped to give a more valuable insight?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 21:01

>>691
I might use "clout" in that situation but I feel like that's not quite the right thing either. Expertise?

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 21:04

Feels like it's some kind of cross between ethos and experience

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 21:27

>>691
"Erudite", "accredited", or "estimable" might serve, depending.

Rhetorically, though, that entire angle might be difficult. I think using a one-word appeal to authority tends to lower credibility rather than raise it, like you're trying to puff up an emperor with a few too many titles and no clothing.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 21:35

>>694
I think "they do this for a living" is more nuanced than a simple appeal to authority. Plus reputation is a valid argument for credibility, unless the audience hasn't actually heard of them.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 23:27

Hmmm I mean more like the position that person is in, rather than an adjective: an esteemed newspaper pays the expert food critic to write a column, the reader turns to this column for guidance on a restaurant's food, it is the critic's duty to serve a knowledgeable piece of reasoned advice for the reader. If the reader hasn't heard of the critic, they can still put some faith in their views because the [position of authority] the esteemed newspaper has put them in should ideally guarantee they know their potatoes.

>>695 they do this for a living which gives them [authority on the subject] ?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 23:37

You're doing wonderfully, and I'm very proud of you.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 14:59

i've had the phrase "elistist supercuckture" on my mind for a while and i think it's about time i get it off

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 16:05

fuck me, that's the second time
vc: hottip: proofread your posts

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 19:01

>>696
Yes, you could hopefully believe that they've put some thought into it (as they're paid to), and their employer endorses them by continuing to pay them for their views

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 22:07

>>700 Yes, I mean what is the word I'm getting at, it's on the tip of my tongue - it's been bugging me since I first posted...

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 23:23

We have burned through this thread, I feel like it was made just yesterday.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 23:27

I'm alive!

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 00:12

>>701 I mean, there's a "professional" (which seems to at least have the connotation you seek) who might be "eloquent" (able to explain related matter clearly in profound ways, which is usually a distinguishing mark of an expert opinion).

We could probably get you some pretty fine-tuned words if you said what you wanted to use it for.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 00:40

Toy Story toys but they work like Fate servants

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 04:54

>>698
Yeet...

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 08:55

>>701
Well it's bugging me too!
Let's just keep talking with >>704 until the word falls out. If there even is one.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 19:10

24 years old, i've been a shutin hikki neet for the past 6 years and i'm trying to fix my life

i have a job now and at least have a little bit of money sometimes, sometime soon i'll get a driver's license too

after that i have no fucken idea what i'm supposed to do, how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 19:29

i ask because dqn(and depression) has been basically the only constant in my life for those 6 years

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 20:01

>>708

> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before

Just go to community college, it's socially acceptable to recreate your highschool experience there.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 20:17

>>708

> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before

Legally change your name to Boris von Horace. The more of us, the better.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 11:24

Farts then gaslights

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 18:48

I wonder what's for April Fools Day.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 21:09

fricken Oceania/East Asia, being in the future and shit

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 05:10

im squeeks

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APRLI FOOOLL!

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 05:45

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717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 16:50

Let's get sad.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 16:51

Let's get mildly pleased instead.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 16:57

I implore you, gent, let me through, for the gate won't budge. The gate won't budge! We are about to get annihilated!

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 19:15

How does IRC, of all things, shit me up the most? I could scream into a passing library and feel less like eating my own foot

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 20:53

Let's get mad.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 21:53

Another day, another friend lost

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 22:17

way too many 4d's for me

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 22:27

liberals: you shouldn't rape ppl
me: 👏MY👏BODY👏MY👏CHOICE👏

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 23:46

patiently awaiting the day i can break out the "fuck me yourself, you coward" line on someone

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 00:03

dilemma: I baked cookies and brought them to work with the intention of sharing with coworkers but now I am feeling greedy and want to eat them all myself.

Now I must choose between deliciously unhealthy self-gratification or gaining esteem in the eyes of my fellow man.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 02:01

is sending unwanted dick pics really that common

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 02:35

>>727
I suspect, based on the statistics of how much extramarital sex actually happens, it's more of a pareto / power law thing where like 80% of dudes will never do it, ~20% just have a distorted sense of what's classy with some portion of the top 1% being "why we can't have nice things"... and some statistically small handful are some absolute maniac outliers the police are hopelessly searching for as we speak.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 06:32

My fish just finished reheating, so I've gotta go. I hope you have a happy holiday though. Guantanamo Bay is still open. Good night.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas~

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 09:13

Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Hinomaru

Your flag is educated stupid. A flag will rotate around 4-corner symmetric metamorphosis.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 09:17

Suffer with me.

732 Name: vc: thowstness : 1993-09-9345 09:42

Hot elf chicks that fetishize mortal men because they get all the wisdom and wrinkly old guy look and shit fast and then they die and you get another one

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 11:20

>>727 I never get any at least

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 11:26

can't get sent unwanted dick pics if you want them all roll_safe_tapping_head.gif

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 11:54

got me there

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 13:31

Time worth wasting isn't time.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 19:26

avengers is starting to feel more and more like poohadventures

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 22:06

>>725
i just saw that referenced on twitter, someone's going to beat you to the punch I'm sure.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 22:39

>>738 you probably saw it referenced by me, i see twitter and the current thoughts thread as serving a similar function of jotting down random stream of consciousness shite and sometimes i post my current thought in both places tbh

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 22:41

or more like sometimes i forget what i posted where and it ends up on both

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 01:07

>>739,740
I suffer from choice paralysis whenever I have some kind of pithy thought and then must decide whether to post it on DQN, SAoVQ, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, or one of my many group chats...it's often hard to guess which audience will receive it best.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 04:22

>>741
It sounds like you're sticking to the "one audience even though there's 0 crossover" rule. If so, we are in complete agreement even though it's pointless!

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 05:57

>>742
I wouldn't want my DQN friends to know I use Discord/etc.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 07:59

>>742,743
Yeah, I'm always paranoid that there might be crossover, and that my carefully guarded anonymity will be destroyed. I especially hope nobody I know in real life or DQN ever finds my re**it account, it would be just too embarrassing.

In reality though, I seriously doubt anybody cares enough to notice. Or even if they did notice, they wouldn't give a shit.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 08:35

sofaa kara tachiagare, sadame no senshi yo

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 09:10

putting the 'homo' in internet homogenity

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 11:33

lovecraftian cat name unease

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 22:05

the prostate is fucking magic boys you should try it

having dry orgasms back to back over and over for like 30 minutes before shooting gallons of cum in one spurt without even touching my dick is the closest thing i've had to a religious experience

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 22:16

>>747
Can't spell 'Nyarlathotep' without 'nya.'

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 22:49

I love how the "List of serial killers by country" page on Wikipedia tells you that the "List of serial killers in the United States" is on a completely separate page.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 22:52

cute girl is a serial killer who just fucking murders you

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 23:23

>>748 You won't be able to resist doing it again and again, but then you'll regret it when you're trying to squeeze out that last nugget of poop each day

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 00:15

>>749
(vEƒÖE)vu~!
(/EƒÖE)/ nya~!

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 00:48

find yourself a nice jewish boy

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 02:47

i am a key

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 04:04

still thinking about that buldak 7 hours later

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 04:44

be honest, how does sekiro fare when compared to kurosawa's samurai films

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 04:58

>>757
kurosawa's films were utter shit. i mean you just go to the theater, sit down and do nothing for 3 hours. the only bosses are the ticket lady (it's RNG whether she's surely) and maybe the ushers if you decide to jerk it out of boredom. zero difficulty. gamers were babies back in the '50s

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 15:23

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 18:48

Cute girl who tortures and mindbreaks your enemies.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 19:22

Cute girl who drugs you and swaps your limbs with somebody else's.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 21:26

Cute girl who's actually a cute ghost who likes to play innocent pranks on strangers but it turns out it freaks them out so the value of your house you were attempting to sell during a financial crisis plummets to pennies on the dollar and you end up killing yourself instead of suffering through poverty.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 23:37

But how do I achieve the mythical prostate / dry orgasm?

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 02:08

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765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 04:31

stop and think

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 12:48

in middle school one of my friends picked up an abandoned note that said:

  1. shut up
  2. pay attention
  3. STOP FARTING

i still wonder wtf that was about

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 23:48

Look, dude, my butthole can kick the shit out of me. You'll have to do better.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 23:52

Those odd nouns in fictional settings that seem to be halfway between a common noun and a proper noun so that they look kind of wrong both with and without capitalization.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 00:52

Cute girl with little great white shark heads for tits.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 01:54

>>768
bat'leth

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 08:20

sengoku but with american civil war people

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 09:12

cute girl who is a snake

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 10:32

endlessly amusing to me how "POS" is corporatese for "cash register"

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 10:33

>>773
just wait until you learn the two things ERP can stand for

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 10:50

>>773
>>774
Sat in a room with about a dozen colleagues to learn about FAP cards a couple months back

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 13:04

FUCK

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 20:25

>>773-775
Virginia's standardized testing are called the S.O.L.('s); I never heard a single teacher not enunciate it as an initialism.

I can't imagine they didn't know....

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 23:55

>>777
well the alternative is the teachers saying stuff like "alright, children, it's time to take your souls"

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 01:43

>>778
There would have been no purpose to such disambiguation ™Ü(†¤​‹ )

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 04:29

Anime girls with big foreheads are really moe! Like Minase Iori, or Tainaka Ritsu (who has the added moe of being boyish). I wanna kiss Ricchan on her forehead! (In private, of course, Ifm not the sort of person who runs for president).

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 04:43

Cute girl whose forehead doubles as a hammer.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 04:57

cute hammerhead shark girl with big ol shark tits

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 04:57

I feel like something that happened was that idiots stopped getting their info from the first paragraph of Wikipedia and started getting it from memes made by people with the same axe to grind.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 10:33

not finding exhibitionism eromanga all that hot... and then remembering i kinda did that shit in middle school, which makes it even more puzzling

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 14:27

Unfathomable stupidity.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 19:04

gaywalking

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 22:04

This sucks.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 02:54

if you give it a name it dies

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 04:00

>>788
I posted this on my tumblr blog once.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 06:29

i am personally going to run over peepee the cat

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:13

sharks, they don't have tits, folks

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:20

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 17:25

DQN is actually DQN.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 20:56

>>793
You wound me, sir.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 06:50

"If I get too much into it, you'll follow me, and sooner or later we'll have sex, or almost have sex, and then I'll freak out and beg you to marry me, and then you'll start comparing me to Kyuubey."

"Wait, what? I only did that once."

"Yeah, and I'm still not over it."

"Would you prefer I compare you to some other character?"

"One that isn't a soulless, emotionless, manipulative monster?"

Okay, I honestly didn't realize she'd taken it so personally. I had merely intended to point out her seeming preoccupation with forming a contract I don't feel is right for me at this time. That's it. But then tonight we had this conversation and, uh, that's the story of how she got the idea in her head to cosplay as Kyuubey and have me cosplay as a magical girl.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 07:08

"i have an emotionally manipulative gf to have crossplay sex with and i'm still sad"

hey fuck you dude

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 07:32

making a big bowl of egg salad seems like a great way to use up old eggs but it's actually a great way to unwittingly eat 9 eggs in one sitting

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 09:29

jeez you buy ONE (ok more like four) dildo on amazon and suddenly your recommendations are full of skirts and epilators and programmer socks for the rest of eternity

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 10:11

>>797
worked out pretty well for Gaston

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 10:16

>>798
Jeff Bezos' evil plan to make you buy different shit just to make the algorithm show you different shit

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 13:57

>>796
The only solution I can see is to have several other magical "girls" coerce him into it with their powerful magic.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 17:40

I put 9 eggs into this salad, but then somehow I ate 9 eggs? What the fuck‽

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 17:48

I'm down for environmentally conscious trash metal.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 18:23

guy sent me a dick pic and then i tried to get him to watch TNG

that means we're basically dating now right

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 18:28

you have to eat all the eggs

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 18:31

gosh do you guys not know what egg salad is

it's like mashed up hardboiled eggs with mayo and mustard, you take a couple spoons of it and put it on a sandwich

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 19:10

Mayo's the best condiment.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 19:11

Shark with cute girl faces for tits.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 19:34

>>804
did the dic pick actually work? or was it level 4 sexting already

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 21:00

hatt-baby

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 23:07

>>806 There was no question of what egg salad is, I just thought it was funny that you were surprised at eating the number of eggs you put in it

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 00:40

gosh do you guys not know what potatoes is

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 01:31

>>811 i made a big bowl of it expecting to have a bunch left over to put in the fridge but it's hard to eyeball when you're spooning it out for sandwiches tbh

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 15:05

playing autechre at a house party to own the libs

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 15:58

> How Arya Stark Found Herself by Becoming No One With the Faceless Men
> Presented by Mountain Dew

Person joined a cult for the superpowers and didn't actually become No One and that's how you "find yourself", none of this is creepy or unhealthy btw -PEP ($121.94 / share)

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 12:55

I like my coffee like I like my black people, with milk

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 14:33

magic must defeat magic

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 14:57

i like my women like i like my coffee

i prefer tea

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 18:34

i like my women like i like my coffee

grande latte ice cold frapuccino caramel

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 22:04

Github's automated spam detection just banned me for linking to an external site in a PR. Other people can link (to the same host), but not me. What's the matter, am I on a suspected bot list because I never filled out my real name, location, and hobbies? Do I not Like, Follow, and Subscribe enough fucking dotfile repos? Is my "@replied @to @everyone @with @at @signs and emojis" score too low?

For fuck's sake, if some Silicon Valley dipshit is going to tell me I'm not wearing enough flair while I fix bugs in other people's code, I'd better be getting paid for it.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 22:44

Boobs are nice.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 00:57

canft watch the jojo part 5 anime without thinking about how gayer it got

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 04:18

elaborate clone of a shut-down piracy site that sends you to an malware link shortener that sends you to FBI.gov

well played

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 07:28

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody!

Jk I don't like steak, but I do love bloody girls

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 11:05

like menstruation or girls with open wounds

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 11:25

You know what, boobs are nice.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 11:42

singers named "MC x" but reading it like it was a scottish surname

McRide
McHammer
McA

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 17:18

>>825 Both! One of my hottest sexual experiences was a busty 16yo nymph riding me on her period, she had a crazy screaming orgasm as I filled her with my cum, and then she sprang up and squarted blood and cum and endometrium all over my chest, and then slid all over me in it while she kissed me. So filthy for such a cute little angel! She made me carve my name into her thigh with a razorblade and then fuck her again too, which I did on condition she carve her name into my leg. Ah memories...

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 17:30

I often have trouble finding the ctrl V thread because at first glance almost every thread on here looks like out of context kopipe

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 22:40

Woah, the last Star Wars ever! This'll be good.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 22:59

speedos are comfy as fuck, i've been memed into boxers for the last time

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 23:06

plus it feels like i'm wearing cute panties that keep everything in place instead of having my balls slapping me in the leg with every step barely concealed behind a curtain of fabric

833 Name: vc: we : 1993-09-9356 01:43

>>829
by training our natural neural network to produce kopipe, we become the kopipe

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9356 02:34

entire families here. Family of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce."
Who in the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is the latest trend among us vets is that you'll be a tad higher. This is the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is this, extra sauce."
Who in the vet's way of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you order the extra-large." God I was an insane number of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce nowadays, you order this all out loud.
There're

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9356 06:28

w and it is carryout

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 13:25

dickerson? i hardly know 'im!

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 14:30

> just level euryale 4head

you still have to have a proper team with some other leveled guys and maybe also not get royally dicked around 10 times in a row by RNG just trying to get your second NP

true, command spells would've been nice here

oh well at least that bit's over

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 15:54

finally finished my plan to watch list, time to take a good long break from anime

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 16:23

Never take a break from anime.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 01:14

Jesus christ no, that's the wrong pie hole

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 02:01

>>839
... i took a 10 year break from anime, the exceptions that made me regret this are few and far between

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 10:15

It's my fault for not backing up, but I accidentally deleted my browser tab session so I don't remember my backlog for the past two years.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 12:21

>>842
If it's firefox, not everything is lost!
Come to %AppData%\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\ then
something-something.default\sessionstore-backups
And see if one of the backups are still around.

...I clogged mine so hard the browser won't start up

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 15:00

>>843
Yeah, I have hangups (rimshot) about firefox--trauma from its earliest days, it can feel pretty off on OS X, that sorta thing.

I use Vivaldi. It's fucking buggy as all get out, but it's got some comfy things about it. I switched after Chrome did a few unforgivable things concerning taking options away (that don't really have to do with webkit). Vivaldi's promise is... they try to not do that, basically. But under the hood, it's a lot like Chrome, so I got to keep a lot of my history and stuff.

Again, it's partly my fault. For quitting apps when I knew shit was getting focus-stolen and such. For not having something like Session Buddy when I knew this could happen (hence the manual backup from two years ago). TBH it seems like the sort of feature Vivaldi might just add natively rather than fix bugs, lol.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 17:22

I use Safari 9! It's my favourite!

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 17:48

Quasimodo needs to lay off the vape.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 19:09

oh fuck oh shit oh god

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 19:32

Firefox is a battery eater on macos, but it's better-behaved than other browsers on the other OSes in my experience

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 06:36

i don't remember if i disliked boogiepop or if it was just a story i was meh on and strongly disliked the visuals

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 08:49

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 09:57

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vc: exume

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 15:23

Everywhere I go I see godless people doing anything they can to fill the gap they obviously are trying to fill. Astrology, conspiracy theory, social justice, good luck charms, law of attraction, moodboards etc. Social media is one giant theosophical stew. Every post is a prayer. Every page is a shrine of wish fulfillment. The other day this girl told me she's really interested in quantum physics (the quacky kind) (well...) and the Hawaiian ho'oponopono. Get a real god already.

Thank you for reading my prayer.

853 Name: vc: chest : 1993-09-9359 15:37

We all sacrifice at the altar of Mammon with every shopping trip, every rent payment, and every tithe.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 18:46

>>852
Okay, but once I build a Wonder, you only have a certain amount of time to defeat me before I win.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 20:09

I like swords.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 22:03

gorbachev did what needed to be done to get that Pizza Hut™ delicious steaming mozzarella cheese and pepperoni pizza

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 00:52

The last banana I needed in gloomy galleon for chunky was in the pirate ship.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 06:26

Intrusive thought at back of brain: HUNGER FOR NUGGER
Me: e-excuse me, milord?
Though: CHICKEEEEEENNN NUUUUUUGGEEEEERRRR
Me: oh thank god i thought you said

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 18:52

every single pro sports player on social media has a bio like:

Christian | Father | Husband | Center Fielder for the Shattuck Tornadoes | Philippians 3:22 | #sportsball #gocavs

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 21:57

Why do japanese people like the word/s "motherfucker" so much?

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 02:04

God I hate naggers

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 11:29

What the fuck?

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 14:10

>>860
All the vowels are the same in Japanese (mazaafakka-) so it's fun to say.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 15:36

It is clearly foreign (especially with English stress), but if you spell it with short vowels only, it kinda fits patterns common to the language (mechakucha, madamada, nadaraka, MUDA MUDA).

But the word has got such a distinctive rhythm that it is admired the world over. English may not be the greatest language for cussing, but we've got at least one of 'em right.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 16:20

>>860
i don't know why but foreign speakers tend to use swear words more than native speakers do. i've experienced this with a french native speakers swearing like a sailor in spanish, and several native spanish speakers being enamored with the words motherfucker and shit

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 22:23

Transcendence.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 00:55

no, i have to shower

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 09:37

in the clown timeline where microsoft is slightly admired with mild caution because people don't expect them to do good, just to fail at doing evil

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 10:26

wish i was pretty and busty

then i'd be a booby trap

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 13:35

Wow, how many different themes from games and movies are named "decisive battle"? Seriously, there are lots of them even if you ignore Final Fantasy.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=decisive+battle+theme

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 14:11

>>870
"Decisive battle" is a pretty unremarkable compound word in Japanese (Œˆí which is even the name of a game series as well.) It's a cliche but not in a way where shitloads of composers thought "You know what would be a unique and exciting song name? 'Decisive Battle!'" Instead they thought something more like "Eh I don't really give a shit about this song name, since it's for a big boss battle I'll just call it 'kessen'"

I want to say an English equivalent that conveys the clicheness without the quirky impression of the direct translation is "Last Battle," even though kessen isn't necessarily the last battle.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 18:11

"Showdown" would be my suggestion if it has to be word for word. It's just not found in existing J-E dictionaries is all.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 20:32

happiness is a spook

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 22:56

nekomimi moodo deeeeee

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 04:39

http://4-ch.net/language/kareha.pl/1475864701/4-614

is this a wprld record for JISAKUJIEN?

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 07:56

You are also meat.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 10:27

>>873
Peter's son was born without abrain.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:19

>>875 fucking nikita is a plague on every board that hasn't banned him yet

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 21:34

I guess this is it, then.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 21:48

>>879
good luck

or bad luck

which ever one's better

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 22:12

I feel low.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 23:17

>>880
Good succ.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 01:03

>>878
what the hell has he been up to, for that matter

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 01:11

ok so i googled yoshinoya rant and turns out there's a bunch of ASMR videos of people eating beef bowls while whispering.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 06:40

i want to torture you with softly irritating audio for roughly an hour

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 10:40

honey, i fucked the kids

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 17:20

Why am I so horny? My medication is supposed to do the literal opposite of this.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 17:31

Alleluia, praise the risen lord. Captcha: fise.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 21:19

to my high school japanese teacher, who had been in the navy, RPG meant something else

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 21:23

>>889
an RPG is just a grenade role-playing as a rocket launcher

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 22:10

these memes be more cursed than cursed boomer memes

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 23:53

>>889
I've noticed there's an interesting subset of foreign Japanese speakers who learned because they were in the military, not because they're weebs.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 08:56

>>892
Apparently that can get you some extra pay. Though in his case he was a boomer nisei.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 12:02

Unfortunately, the vagrant catgirl (female) is only into nonconsensual headpats. -more-

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 13:03

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 13:55

catgirl (male)

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 14:52

(human)

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 16:50

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 18:26

>Franklin punned that compared to his ruminations on flatulence, other scientific investigations were "scarcely worth a FART-HING".

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 22:44

a gun that shoots dicks which shoot seed, which is actually just bullets riding inside wads of semen

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 23:32

internal WADs or patch WADs?

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 03:42

Is trying to communicate with dead people something people do? Not with like a Luigi board or something like that, but like leaving a message on your dead friend's phone telling them how sorry you are

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 04:12

>>902
I don't think most people who do it expect actual results. It's kind of the modern version of a coronach.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 10:54

mostly straight with homosex tendies

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 13:25

>>904 mostly homosex with straight tendies, we should meet up

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 15:52

>>902
There are plenty of examples on FB/Twitter out there in public, and I'm just guessing, but probably more people than that had a sense of propriety that would have them do the same, but not where some Internet creeper like me can see it.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 16:22

>>902
I don't know dude, isn't writing eulogies and epitaphs a bit like trying to communicate with the dead? I guess sometimes you need the closure and say the stuff you never said to them when they were alive.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 17:00

much more infuriating than working in a place where the radio constantly plays things you hate is a place where they constantly play bands you like, but the same songs over and over every single night

i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 20:23

"man with the plan" is actually an outline of how to properly play a warrior/berserker/fighter type

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 20:41

me to the healer: my job is killing stuff not staying alive, that's your job. LEEEEEROOOOOOY

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 20:44

>>910
do you play dragoon by any chance?

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 21:54

>>911
I thought Leeroy was a retadin tho

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 23:09

>>911 nah, i was an arms warrior back then actually

i couldn't even be too mad when i died because it was usually my own fault for doing something like charging into a group of alliance 1v4 and popping sweeping strikes like "PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE"

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 23:34

>i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone

But if you don't, there aren't?

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 00:57

>>914

>implying

✋!p ¨ !q
👉p ¨ q, !q ¨ !p

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 02:20

if and only if, bitch

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 02:21

I've gotta stop clicking these imgur links in public.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 02:58

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 04:05

>>914 ops that comma probably should have been one of these things ;

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 04:11

‚»‚̃`ƒ“ƒ|–á‚¢Žó‚¯‚é
wGAY BULGEx

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 05:40

>>918
thanks, (*߁[ß)

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 07:55

Did that smell come from me?

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 14:10

BEPN HANC

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 19:34

>>918
Thanks!

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 20:34

This girl is sad.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 21:04

actually know a guy named andrew who looks like he'd browse dqn but he doesn't

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 21:19

>>925
Go somewhere with snow! It's unlikely to cheer you up but at least you'll be a vintage meme.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 10:34

I get the courage to show affection to my crush and it turns out they already had a boyfriend. I'm sad, man.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 10:54

My hair is ruined.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 12:18

>>905
Sure, if top me, I'll do anything

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 14:12

>>926
Out of curiosity, what exactly does a person who looks like they'd browse DQN look like?

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 15:06

My sign is "double peace" ahe

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 16:06

>>928
At least you know what's the worse that could happen.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:18

im in a metal hosipital because there are voices in my head

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:43

>>930 sure but post physique first, i refuse to bottom for anyone i could beat up

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:44

>>931 like a skinny white nerd but also kind of cute in a weird napoleon dynamite way

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 18:07

>>934
What are the voices saying?

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 19:03

I feel like some nostalgic boomer insisting Internet unauthorized music video culture peaked with The Fingertips Project.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 19:41

>>937
Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquiescence

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 21:04

online metal hospital, open 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNNmBtNcccE

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 22:33

>>939
Damn, that sucks. Hang in there, friend.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 23:55

>>941 thanks

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 03:40

Decided to clean my mom's kitchen while she's out on vacation. It's making me hate everyone and everything forever.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 04:36

>>943
I tried this a few months ago, all of it's back already ( GÍG)

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 17:33

>>943 it's makin you gay

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 22:58

I know suffering when I see it.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 10:30

[Help] I think Ifm becoming a sex addict! (L¥ƒÖ¥`)

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 10:44

Even the Buddha gets angry if you keep hitting him.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 14:12

Everything happens so much.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 22:20

Listening to an old Kimiko Kasai jazz album and Just Friends comes up, and I'd hoped her Engrish accent would go bad on her long enough to sing "Just Frenz, Rubbers no more" but she pronounced it right, and I was denied my giggle.

Damn her to hell.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9372 17:34

Man, I just ran some RNN that makes character predictions and posted what it generated on the CTRL+V thread because I thought it was really funny.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9372 18:33

>>951
I thought you meant characters as in plot and got my hopes up that your computer had whipped up some super cursed content but I realize that might have been hoping for too much.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9372 18:41

>>951
I thought it was some remote vernacular or something

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9372 20:47

Get bitched!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 00:42

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 01:14

>>952
I'm sorry. But I'm going to make one that generates stuff at word level tomorrow, the chances of it generating something really cursed are higher, depending on what do I train the thing with.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 04:18

I'm on a public PC at a hospital waiting for my partner to get out of surgery. I haven't had to use internet explorer in like 10 years. I hope she feels better.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 17:33

today is the day that everyone born in the heisei era officially became a boomer

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 19:58

Nothing is fun any more.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 20:20

ka reiwa nomimono

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 20:39

>>957
I hope so too!

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 22:15

m1 garandpa

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 09:49

Did that really come from my butthole?

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 15:52

It's more likely than you think.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 17:58

holy shit you can still download from emuparadise.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 18:21

>>960
I mean, you can drink curry, it's a free country, but....

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 18:26

>>966 just some thing i saw that got stuck in my head
there was a place with a sign that said ƒJƒŒ[‚͈ù‚Ý•¨ and yesterday they changed it to ƒJ—ߘaˆù‚Ý•¨

also i can't even type reiwa yet i keep getting —á˜b

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 20:09

>>967 interesting

i like that the thread tag when I search that is y‚È‚ñ‚¾‚±‚êz

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 21:04

Imagine that.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 21:49

spent all work day working on a mosquito net for my window

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 22:27

.ru dating spambot that had suspiciously good taste in stolen internet model pics

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 23:05

And I would like to give a huge fuck you to the rain today.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 06:19

There's still cum in my hair from yesterday
Eww

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 12:38

Are you half Puerto Rican?
Cause Rican of crazy

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 15:22

>>973
did you have fun at least

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 20:01

last day of this year of my life in this world
see you in the next year (tomorrow)

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 20:37

I wish I was alive.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 20:51

I forgot to wash my asshole.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 20:55

I only ever wash my asshole

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 21:53

thanks for the reminder lol

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 02:42

Air pressure's sappin my sentry

by which i mean my ears

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 08:38

They used "meme" to refer to an image macro on Snopes and it ruined my morning

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 17:12

weeb 2.0

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 18:35

> Snopes

Thanos: snop

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 18:39

No you dumb homo tool

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 18:55

Mercenaries 2 being about people doing the dirty work not getting paid seems really apropos.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 19:13

>>985
Meynard?

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 04:02

is it accelerationist to bump threads that are close to >>999

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 05:17

>>988
depends on whether it has a contrast. what would represent advocacy for a revolution against the social order of threads closing at max posts? not posting at all?

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 07:35

>>985 sorry

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 08:08

[Strategy] ITT we write a complete FAQ/Walkthrough [Cheats] was a good thread until it was derailed by idiots!

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 10:46

I really really really really really really really really really don't want to leave the house.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 19:03

>>992
Just get a wife and you won't have to. Daddy's thirsty honey, stop riding his dick and buy some orange juice. Yee-haw cowboy. Giddyup. Fuck off and get me some yak's milk, bitch.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 19:53

tfw no daddy husband to call me honey while i ride his dick

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 21:23

boys are cute.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:03

I feel like I'm a person made up for a philosophical thought experiment, like "What if there were a person who could never become happier, no matter how much their circumstances improved or worsened" or something.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:26

hit tv show about a handful of plucky physicalists who band together to survive the p-zombie apocalypse

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:49

Negrobump

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:51

Goodbye.

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