[BLACKMAIL] Status Update: Post office hacked & shut down. [HACKING] (42)

1 Name: Evil Imageboard Man : 1993-09-9377 06:20

Heh -- we finally did it !

Capey was talking shit about us (the /dqn/ Posters who are Members of the Russianmafia, and Like to Post on /dqn/ just to unwind after Work) so we made use of an undisclosed Exploit in Emanon BBS to shut down the Linux server at http://textboard.dynu.com/ . You will see, if you try to access Post Office at all the site is utterly unable to Load. The Damage has been permanently done and is irreversible. Post Office is Down for the count and SAOVQ is going to be next..... Also Capey, we have ALL of the Data Files, Logs, BitCoin Donations, and even secret illegal Content from your tornode etc. EVERYTHING, kthx bai.

So listen up. We were thinking of destroying Capey's life but instead Ivan suggested a better option whilst we were Drinking last Night, something more .... Creative. Unless Capey shoots a video and releases it to YouTube. SAOVQ will get the same treatment as Post Office! /dqn/ writes its demands for capey. Make the little puppet dance on strings. Capey will have until 1994 to finish filming the video. And without further ado let's write a surreal script for Capey to act out, our little puppet

Costume(s): >>2,4,7-9
Background music: >>3,10,12
Plot twists: >>5,6,8
Spoken languages: >>3,4,10
Dialog: >>11-15
Shout outs: >>16
Final editors before the film is greenlit: >>17-21

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 06:35

2GET

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 08:20

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 08:29

albanian with a japanese accent

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 19:37

small bombs

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 23:00

...but all along, it was the very deceptive horse!

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 00:22

a mask made from a paper bag (eye holes cut out)

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 01:41

Cat-ear headband, together with comically oversized cat-paw mittens.

9 Name: Verification: kearf : 1993-09-9378 02:21

Kill yourselves.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 02:30

Title

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 08:35

uhhh what

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 20:27

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 20:46

Check it out, little Bobby, dad's gonna order the Extra Large

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 22:40

One extra large, please! With extra sauce!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 01:40

i'm a big fat butt

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 03:57

** SHOUTOUTS **

My Mom, Wikipedia, Jesus

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 04:26

Grandpa

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 22:32

Fellow editors, how are we to interpret >>12 as background music?

Should we just leave it out and hope no one notices after listening to all 1 hour and 37 minutes of Title while Capey stands around awkwardly, having finished his monologue within the first two minutes?

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 04:19

my CAPTCHA is spox so that makes me the spokesanon

we need to do a complete do over because >>1 never gave a list of demands

therefore:

Costume(s): >>22,24,27-29
Background music: >>23,30,32
Plot twists: >>25,26,28
Spoken languages: >>23,24,30
Dialog: >>31-35
Shout outs: >>36
Final editors before the film is greenlit: >>37-41
List of demands for capey: >>25,29,33

yeah I just fucked this whole movie up. deal

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 04:32

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21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 07:08

>>18
The video has to turn experimental for a bit. The visuals are black and white, and the only audio is a Herzog impersonation, speaking the text of >>12.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:44

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:44

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:45

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:45

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:45

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

27 Name: vc: hi : 1993-09-9389 08:45

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:46

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:46

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:46

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:46

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:46

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:46

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:47

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:47

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 08:47

hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..

37 This post sucked.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 21:04

So, let me get this straight.

The new video shows Capey wearing a jisakujien, a jisakujien, a jisakujien, a jisakujien and a jisakujien while jisakujien, jisakujien, and jisakujien play in the background. He recites "jisakujien, jisakujien, jisakujien, jisakujien, jisakujien" in Jisakujienish, then repeats himself in Jisakujienese and Jisakujienic. Finally there's shoutouts to jisakujien, who this film would not be possible without.

Then we threaten to release the video unless Capey jisakujiens, jisakujiens and also jisakujiens. But actually we cunningly plan to jisakujien, jisakujien and jisakujien regardless of what he does!

Massive improvement over the first video, guys.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 04:52

chiggers

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9646 21:42

That's all really weird

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 20:47

Alright then.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9668 07:50

Now I understand

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