[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:52

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:54

Cute girl 2gets and then viciously punches you in the eye.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 23:16

farewell, shark tits
you will be missed

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 03:06

feeling the thunder through the drywall next to the siding

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 08:46

Brains; thinking; personal.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 16:39

knives

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 19:54

I can't believe it's DQN.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 20:33

Habeeb DQN.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 22:05

sit on the keyboard, refuse to move without a secure assword

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 00:04

Every owner of a vertebrate pet must one day deal with their companion animal going about with a prolapsed rectum.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 03:15

nipple hair itchy

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 04:44

boy howdy can't wait to see which tokyo apocalypse is the one that ends up happening when it's finally 1999

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 06:17

>>12
shintaro ishihara

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 09:21

Remember to breathe.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 11:06

folk metal niggas be like: you know what this song needs? incoherent screaming and a fiddle solo, fuck yeah

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 14:08

i now think it's incredibly likely that jack dorsey is going to die of a treatable disease because he tried to cure it with fruit juice, salt, and trips to myanmar

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 20:41

It is time for you to heal.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9380 06:05

>>17
no thanks, people die and bitch at me even if i'm doing it right

3 hr dps queue 4 lyfe

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9380 20:25

I cannot remember the last time I cried.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9380 22:45

dicks out for twitter

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 03:11

the magic and the mystery of rap snitch knishes

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 04:00

I hope the guy that runs the dqnquality blog on tumblr has a headache tomorrow morning.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 04:15

what the hell did you do to downthemall, fucking mozilla

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 05:14

finna leave society behind and become a male wine aunt

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 06:42

>>22
And here I thought that blog died long ago.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 08:21

Is this how it ends?

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 08:54

weird science
yummy yummy

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 11:29

>>15
Ian Anderson farting into a flute and TRAIN NOISES

FUCK YEAH

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 11:32

Nothing ever changes.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 19:48

I'm still waiting for my harem of big-tittied redheads who make terrible life choices.

ANY TIME NOW WOULD BE GREAT

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 20:11

Somewhere inside me, I wanted to criticize such fantasies. But even further down, I knew I could never stain my soul by disrespecting such a genuine man of culture.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 03:53

turn spice into memes

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 04:16

it just goes to show

if you pray really hard and believe in yourself

you still won't pull your waifu at the gacha after 144 ROLLS FUCKING PIECE A SHIT AFFFF

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 04:42

>>33
play bang dream where you're guaranteed to pull your waifu at the gacha, just not the right version of her

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 10:08

the worst part about being slightly above-average intelligence surrounded by dipshits is that you start to think you're actually kinda smart and capable but then you meet someone actually smart and realize how fucking retarded you are compared to the people of this world who do actual useful things

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 16:23

You can't live in fear forever.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 19:17

I used to be really smart, now I think I'm only pretty smart. Definitely slower than before, and increasingly noticing that I have a hard time focusing. I think it's a combination of chronic sleep deprivation, marginal dietary habits, poor self-discipline, Internet-based attention span erosion, and mild lead poisoning from years of soldering without any kind of protective gear or safety precautions other than "wash your hands when you're done".

I wonder if ritalin or something of the sort would help me focus better. I can't just experiment with stuff because my job (which I otherwise like) does drug screening pretty regularly. Then again, being able to focus properly would make probably the single biggest quality-of-life difference I can think of.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 20:34

>>37
Bruh you must have a massive spool because I doubt solder has been sold with lead in for... (checks calendar) 90 years

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 21:26

I'm fucked up.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 23:41

using the internet for the past week or so without any adblocker or noscript since mozilla fucked their shit again has been a truly enlightening experience. basically ted kaczynski was right, burn it all down we fucked up we have to go back to the woods

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 23:48

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 00:54

uh huh huh huh huh i have a massive "spool"

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 02:39

NO SUCH THING
AS
[incomprehensible]

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 04:08

>>43 is that Machine Girl

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 04:25

WHO WOULD WIN

  • You
  • You from the future but with bullshit superpowers, who wants to kill you
  • Evil you from the even farther in future, who wants to kill you and you from the future, with even more bullshit superpowers

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 04:33

>>45
well, naturally we will have furious nonstop sex for days on end, and the other two will die from exhaustion before me because they are older and more frail

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 05:32

>>38
Tin/lead solder is still very much standard for soldering (especially hand soldering) in some industries. Lead-free solder varies from "kinda aight" to "such a pain to use" and many of the alloys have potential for whiskering, although in practice that's usually not an issue.

>>40
saaame

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 05:47

I guess I can't pass a tech-giant-style algorithm quiz right now since I haven't been specifically practicing that.

49 Name: vc: inrotch : 1993-09-9383 08:25

>>40
this one trend lately, where sites have decided to block what you've been reading for 5 to 30 seconds because y'know making people fly into a screeching chimp rage is exactly the impression you want them to remember your brand by

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 09:32

>>40
TOP BAR ADVERTISING THE APP
BOTTOM BAR ABOUT PRIVACY
POPUP OBSCURING WHOLE SCREEN ASKING YOU TO LOGIN WITH THE APP AD COVERING THE CLOSE BUTTON

That said I have had no issues because who the fuck runs non-developer Firefox? It's the unilaterally worse version where they just cut out features for the unwashed masses.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 15:42

>>45
but wouldn't my future self die if he were to kill my present self, and what's stopping me from killing myself first, thus ensuring victory

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 15:49

i chuckle each time a WaPo article fades to nothing, and i only manage to catch a glimpse of the slogan "democracy dies in darkness", before a pop up appears that asks me to give them a dollar because jeff bezos only pays them with stale chips

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 19:27

hello im daddycool the JOURNALIST join my community of JOURNALISTS if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret article of JOURNALISTIC EXCELLENCE

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 20:50

>>51
No, it's a dilemma from an H-game's extended universe, victory would be more like living long enough to bang your crush and her sister and her sister's friend and a tomboyish blonde and

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 21:35

Perhaps things are going to be okay after all.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 10:14

when, once again, the only bilingual resource on a point of Japanese grammar is a 90s translation of futaba-kun change that might be partly guesswork

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 12:45

can't work with networking equipment without making a ds9 or star wars reference

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 13:31

And there I was, holding my dick, wishing "text generation" weren't about a next-generation megahal.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 20:23

trans inclusive radical misogynist, because all women should know their place not just cis ones

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 21:25

I believe you.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 22:13

Remembering the lab days where GNOME 2 took a while to load and was the default DE so when people accidentally loaded it and had to stare at the logo of some GNU guy's deep dark foodt fetish for two minutes, this one time M—t was like, "you got G-nomed!"

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 22:16

Oh hey, I didn't expect the caret-H to do that, huh. Guess I've just never made that joke here before. It carries out and is^W

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 23:37

I heard that "Just a young gun with a quick fuse" song for the first time the other day. Every time I'd seen someone reference it, it had been in text, so I'd mentally given it the same melody as the one with "midnight train to anywhere".

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 01:24

a bunch of my grade school bullies are now "pronouns in twitter bio" stereotypes

and to be honest, i always thought it'd be me doing that and them not

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 02:14

elliot smith shoulda been a weaboo

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 02:27

I think the only thing stopping me from jacking off is the calluses on my hands

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 03:43

Elliott Rodger
Tax Dodger

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 08:51

Anybody have a suggestion for a good JAV streaming site? I used to use javfor.me but they took all the videos down recently. hpjav seems OK but the ads are pretty annoying.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 09:26

There's a lot of words here, and I'm having a hard time figuring out if they're in the wrong order or I'm just dumb

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 12:24

No, Youtube. I do not want to watch Mr. Bean; five of the twelve post-video suggestions were as such, on a completely unrelated topic even.
What's your obssesion with this man?

71 Name: vc: exriche : 1993-09-9385 12:31

Try to figure it out. What does it mean?
What's the significance of Mr. Bean?

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 12:51

my penis joined the #sexstrike for i have erectile dysfunction

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 13:01

Do you like me?

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 15:07

s/land/gurs

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 18:36

elon musk is literally african-american

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9385 22:12

people talk about "puritans" when it comes to prudishness

but according to the historical records my puritan progenitor knocked up a string of ladies all within the bonds of holy matrimony so

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9386 12:11

Uh-oh, Hans, I think it'll be thunder-weather tonight

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9386 18:55

What would I even say?

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9386 20:48

Oh god I wish somebody would cuddle me.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9386 21:16

I just tanked my first big tech interview

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9386 21:49

>>79 we share a common interest if you're ok with me being a big hairy dude

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 03:47

>>41
Tried to post here, couldn't figure out captcha. It's a neat concept though

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 05:44

That which did not kill me hurt so bad it made me wish it had.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 06:32

as the pattern goes for people who attempt suicide

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 06:33

>>83
It's ironic that despite having a cheap and effective remedy for almost all pain, the modern medical establishment punishes some of us with excruciating suffering so that others of us cannot illicitly acquire this remedy for the sake of pleasure.

But not a funny kind of irony, just a shitty one.

Also: kidney stone?

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 09:24

>>85
Abuse.

But regarding your question... "This too shall pass."

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 16:54

Nyaa~

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 18:28

literally missed my package that i paid for 2 day shipping on 2 days in a row because the asshole retard downstairs keeps locking the fucking door and they won't just leave it and they also won't just leave it at the fucking post office so i can go get it

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 21:16

you fucking egg YOU FUCKING EGG

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 22:41

> tfw no blonde hottie coming to destroy her own country with dragons

why even live

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 02:38

here's your fucking sad faps

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 05:48

i thought it was 3edgy at the time, i guess it's kinda vindicated today tho

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 07:22

I finally did it! I murdered my libido.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 08:17

now that I'm almost 30 my libido has finally gone down to a nice manageable level.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 08:44

You were the man last decade, dog.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 10:12

>>88

>asshole retard downstairs

Don't say such mean things about your mom, she pays for your food and lets you live at her house you know!

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 16:04

The girl does the thing.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 16:07

>>96
Mom's upstairs, on the ground floor.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 17:01

PLEASE DON LEAVE ME A AA A A ASKHSDFJFDKJHFDH]
F I;M SO SCARED
I DONT KNOW IF I CAN HOLD ONTO IT ALL ON MY OWN

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 17:15

PWWWWFFFFSSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWW

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 18:10

I actually had to stop somebody from fucking my retarded sister. The world is such a disgusting shit hole.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 18:46

>>96 was actually talking about the boomer in the apartment below me

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 19:35

Red-Eyes 🅱 Dragon

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 21:27

You're telling me that I'm the flower princess?

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 21:46

i don't wanna go to work i wanna drink water and move heavy bits of metal around

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 21:49

fuck this i'm going to pivot my career towards clojure or something

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 22:42

i've been a puppet a pauper a poet, a pawn and a king

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 23:11

>>101 Stop interfering in my life onii-chan!

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 23:12

>>101
is she hot?

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 04:32

the mario maker 2 lady said "embiggen"

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 07:49

This fiber supplement says on the bottle "Do not use if you have undiagnosed rectal bleeding." Well, if I did, how would I know?

(In actuality, I guess they mean if you've observed rectal bleeding but haven't gone to the doctor to get a diagnosis, because you're either a dumbass or a broke American.)

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 13:37

lightning, yup.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 14:28

Zum teufel, ich knew it.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 14:35

Your denial is proof of your guilt

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 15:16

>>110
perfectly cromulent nintendo direct

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 16:02

I'm going to unilaterally redefine "embiggen" as the act of replacing an en dash with an em dash.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 17:48

embiggendian

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 21:08

>>116
fucking hell I just now got that

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 22:06

You poor thing.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 23:05

w*men and weak men will always hate men with strength and beauty who aren't afraid to be aware of their own power, calling them "arrogant", "cocky", saying they need to be more "humble"

the last thing this modern world needs is even more weak feminized men who're content to revel in mediocrity until the day they die of a sedentary disease of settled society

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 23:24

, in which we live

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 23:48

>>120
good news for you is the modern world is on schedule to end in about ten years, then you can achieve your true calling as a merciless wasteland warlord with an extensive personal harem

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 00:02

"we live in an industrial society"
- ted kaczynski

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 00:03

>>123
“we live in a society of the spectacle”

  • guy debord

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 08:40

crunch is the worst and this industry is the worst

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 08:43

Bet y'all fags can't even emit nocturnally at 37

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 08:52

>>124
"You know, we're living in an ever-changing world in which we live in!" -- George Harrison

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 09:13

>>125
cutting the roofs of mouths, the capn must be stopped!

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 09:25

There's nothing to be scared of any more.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 09:42

gonna leave you nothing to take anymore

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 12:04

been using the same can of pomade for like 6 years now and it's not even halfway gone

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 13:02

I'm really tired.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 15:18

Spent the past 30 minutes thinking through what I'd do if my gf got date raped at this party she's going to. Sick people shouldn't be allowed to function or think until they've healed.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 00:51

When I was young I was already old

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 01:10

Quit punching me, moron, the ale is spilling

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 01:19

Read my posts, and pay attention to me.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 01:27

I feel like my stomach's gonna collapse and I'm gonna die any second now.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 02:01

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 02:50

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 04:16

>The owner of this website (5ch.net) has banned the country or region your IP address is in (US) from accessing this website.

RIP

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 06:39

Recovering from surgery earlier today. They gave me vicodin, but so far there's not much pain so I'm gonna try to avoid taking any if possible. There's just some swelling, which I'll try to manage with elevation, ice, and ibuprofen.

Honestly, vicodin scares me. I know I most likely won't have any problem if I take it at the recommended dosage, but man, opioids are no joke.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 07:23

>>141
I'm glad to hear you're taking it seriously.

My one and only dose of Oxycodone convinced me I should not continue. It scares me that to this day I don't know who stole the bottle out of my custody.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 09:12

>>141
I can sympathize. I just kept telling myself that, until recently, non-wealthy people routinely recovered from more painful procedures with worse nutrition, and they went without painkillers. If they could do it, I could.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 15:16

Archons in my computer, archons in my mind.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 18:06

what is cheating, and what is (ab)using mechanics/glitches?

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 18:28

>>145
As I see it, mechanics/glitches are equally available to any player and inherent in the game/software. Cheating would imply an unfair advantage, ie many tool assists, wallhacks/whatnot, or an accomplice passing normally-unavailable information.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 21:51

Please email me.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 22:05

>>145
You can abuse mechanics and glitches with skilled use of the inputs and information available to all players from within one (running) unmodified copy of the game. Anything else is cheating.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 22:46

That copypaste aftertaste

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 02:04

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 05:59

Day 2: It's hurting more, and the swelling is bruising some of my skin. Still no vicodin yet. Since I'm confined to being home, I got a few things done today that I've been putting off, but mostly I've been lazing around.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 07:22

tfw you notice an artist starting to move on from the thing you liked about them and you're happy they're developing artistically and it's even objectively better as their technical ability improves but... you don't like the new thing

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 10:42

hmm today i will spend all my disposable income on japanese music cds

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 11:00

Good morning, DQN.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 11:51

>>153 <- clueless
...and paypal is down. wonderful.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 15:09

hoes still mad

vc: demeth

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 18:32

we are the text generation

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 01:07

I hate the faggots spamming General.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 05:53

there's a general?

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 05:58

shart trek

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 06:23

Buster Keaton's General

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 07:39

I should not have eaten that.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 08:39

It's 5AM again....

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 14:30

songs i first heard via some kind of nerd/weeaboo shit that are actually pretty good:

Yes - Roundabout
Frank Sinatra - Fly Me to the Moon, That's Life, Here's to the Losers
Korpiklaani - Hunting Song
Trentemoller - Moan (the "snorkel twinkie barn" song)

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 15:39

also "Ain't that a Kick in the Head"

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 15:51

hip-hop influenced techno! what do you mean that's passé?

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 16:52

Frank Sinatra is wack yo

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 20:31

frankie me boy don't know
you have the perfect voice to sing calypso

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 02:55

>>168
I remember learning about that album because a DQN posted lyrics to Subways

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 04:26

no gobbie tears for the wicked

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 07:41

I feel so pathetic.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 09:03

oh, kiss me

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 14:47

currently smoking weed out of a kiseru while reading sun and steel

i've reached peak something, i just don't know what

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 19:28

hey

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 20:56

You're a good girl.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 21:35

it's my birthday

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 21:38

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear >>176
Happy birthday to you

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 23:28

Battle Tendency: Holy shit, Joseph lost his hand! This is a really high-stakes final fight!

Vento Aureo: Narancia slips while cutting carrots. His hand goes flying off. Someone reattaches it offscreen.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 02:45

Oh fuck I look hot as shit as a girl with that snapchat gender bending filter. I'd bang me for sure.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 05:22

2³⁄₇ floor ladder

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 05:26

>>176 혼자만의 First day

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 05:30

>>179
it's trained on hot people so it makes people look hot

i mean don't get me wrong i'm not trying to shit on ya and i think snapchat has given a lot of people a sorely needed esteem boost by doin this

i'm just sayin to go bang yourself because you're already hot

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 08:27

My world is ending.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 14:37

>>177,181
thank you

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 17:02

>>182
i know, i'm just excited about this brand new era of being hot through neural nets

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9396 04:21

pope & antipope meet and explode into a burst of gamma rays

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9396 05:08

The good news is that I can shit normally again. The bad news…

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9396 08:02

Oh dear.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9396 15:17

she was a tough little ship ;_;7

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9396 19:37

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Antipope Robert Rankin seems like an author who would be up DQN-kun's street!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9396 21:47

Sleep!

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9396 21:56

>>191
No, there are railroads to be explored on google earth.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 00:14

antipoop

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 01:22

>>193
The more widely accepted term is "fecal transplant."

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 08:29

I need to stop reading the news.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 08:48

>>195
The weather's fine, but there may be a meteor shower.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 14:55

Good riddance.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 16:20

why does everything smell so repulsive

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 16:48

Why does pollen smell like garlic

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 23:11

being sparing with the booze is fine, but never trust a teetotaller, they've got something to hide

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 01:47

one two seven three i just wanna fuck a bee

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 03:33

>>200
So does everyone else, though.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 04:40

The Japanese government spending millions to develop an "umbrella shaped hat" to keep the heat and the rain off Olympic spectators next year is hilarious to me.

If only there were already some kind of umbrella-shaped hat that was endemic to Japanese culture and recognized worldwide as a visual symbol of the orient, as well as being cheap to manufacture...

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 06:12

>>202
Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 09:40

ah yes, the world-famous パラソルハット, a true symbol of 文明開化

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 16:58

I hate this.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 17:14

I love this.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 18:03

i have decided to be mad today

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 21:40

Burn it to the ground.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 22:01

I am so angry.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 23:39

cute angry dqn boy making a pun-pun face

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 02:24

Doug faster, dammit! There are lives at stake!

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 09:52

tfw not subarashii

tfw no tanoshimi

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 11:39

idpolm@ster

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 15:47

poster's dejavu

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 16:41

Oh, my ears.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 17:29

Your hobby is dumb amd for gays

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 18:08

who did it?
who dig it?

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 19:58

hey does anyone in this thread smoke weed

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 23:07

no that's the devil's lettuce

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 23:25

>>218 I love... CHOCO-PA!!!

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 23:36

I have a real life now, jobs and studies and a girlfriend and all that. I still really appreciate the one or two days out of the year where I come home, lurk in the basement, play video games and jerk off a concerning number of times. When it becomes a novelty instead of a lifestyle it takes on this nice nostalgic quality that I enjoy.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9400 01:21

I think she's playing me. I don't think separate honeymoons are a thing at all

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9400 07:04

Look at how they DINNER MAH BOI

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9400 08:33

God, I love that comfy mild-to-moderate blood loss feeling.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9400 13:24

Looking at satellite images makes me feel sad. The lonely parts are lonely and the lively parts are something I'm not a part of.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9400 20:39

Yep those parasol hats giving off some narutard energy

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9400 23:19

let me let you down
because i'm going to

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 02:58

I think I'm going to write some poems to vent my incredibly homosexual urges and feelings

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 03:32

I have sucked
the dick
that was in
the glory hole

and which
you were probably
saving
for last call

Forgive me
it was erotic
so big
and so hard

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 07:40

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 08:42

Anxious.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 11:15

50 second TNG clips

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 11:48

good morning, google the USS liberty

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 13:20

>>229 vent them on me instead

vc: maw

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 14:11

Today, and for the next four to five months, the Internet will be arguing with itself loudly and slowly.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 17:22

dqn_irl

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 21:09

> OLPC

WHEEZE.meme

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 22:02

>>229 it worked for ginsberg

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 22:25

i didn't know she was gay, or a poet

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9401 23:43

I was too slow to finish my track for the next VIPTRONIC...

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 02:57

Aw HELL YEAH there's new VIPTRONIC music??

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 07:26

>>242 I stayed up till 1am trying to finish something, then when I went to check the submission address I found the deadline had been closed a week early! Ah well, I feel a bit cheeky anyway having tracks on VIPTRONIC collections when I rarely lurk there...

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 10:00

I think I probably hate myself enough already.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 11:57

power clean, power snatch, power bottom

246 Name: vc: piseen : 1993-09-9402 12:38

i think i look better with glasses, but fuck do i hate wearing them so much

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 20:17

The summer's CIA niggers are day-glo

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 20:58

Ah... oh.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 22:29

( ;´Д`) haa haa the captions next to this ruler are hot, wonder what it says for the next tier dow--

( ゚ -゚) well that went 60 to 0 real fast. so mean.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 23:39

I accidentally started dating a girl I don't like and I'm not sure how to break up with her

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 01:48

>>250
Similar thing happened to me once. Best to rip off that band-aid sooner rather than later. There's no easy way to break up with someone, so just be straightforward about it. She will probably demand a reason, but come up with a rebuttal for any reason you give, so just choose any reason and stick with it. If she pushes, just apologize and walk away.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 02:14

>>250
you could hold an anal vore party
there is a mild risk she may actually be into it, though

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 04:53

>>243
I started out here, eventually went there and stopped coming here, then stopped going there and came back here (I don't know why I had to be so one-or-the-other, it just kind of worked out that way). I still consider myself a VIPPER for musical purposes, and probably will for a long time to come, but I got pretty tired of the incessant racism / Jew jokes, even if it was supposed to be in jest. Maybe it's gotten better since I left, I dunno. For now this place is pretty comfy.

Also, minor quibble, 6 posts on the thread preview never feels like quite enough.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 08:28

Wordless despair.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 10:47

it's a nice day for a
gay rat wedding

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 13:05

make edging chafe again

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 16:54

>>250
you should casually throw out that you like to eat rat feces in a conversation

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 21:32

>>253 They're the B*ckch*t to this Mega-Zine

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 21:35

Today, I cried for the first time in about four years.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 22:18

>>253
some say VIP but I'm a DQN,
born on a farm and raised by a hen.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 00:24

saovq's dream thread from before the crash was my favorite

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 07:31

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 10:58

the DQN word

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 12:03

jews stole my sun

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 12:31

I’m 90% certain this rectal bleeding is caused by constipation.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 13:21

Sad bitch.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 15:41

nuclear warheads ready to strike
the world is so fucked, let's end it tonight

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 19:40

i graduated from university today and felt absolutely no emotion

think something might be wrong with m y braine

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 20:41

>>268
i only went to graduation to make mom happy (spoiler alert: it did not make her happy)

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 21:07

how many times I have wished in vain that I could say my family was the best thing in my life

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9404 21:18

>>268
Yeah, that happened to me too. Turns out there was indeed something very real and diagnosably wrong with my brain.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 01:28

i didn't think that the removal of youtube annotations would affect me that much, yet here i am, trying to rewatch koishi komeiji's heart-throbbing adventure, except some of the early episodes were translated through annotations. welp, that's sad.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 02:48

>>268
I felt tired.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 03:17

1) Roll a character in a Final Fantasy MMO
2) Subligar
3) I am Spartacus

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 03:26

>>268
Not even the stomach churning terror of realizing just how deep in debt you are now?

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 05:39

>>1
Difference is, I attract women. I'm sure you repel them with that perverted attitude. Or you are probably 12. Either way get off my shit you creepy little kid.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 08:16

>>268
I think the only emotion anyone has at that point is relief, so I imagine you probably didn't find it that difficult.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 13:01

toromi looks like my grandma now wtf

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 16:36

>>275 Hooray for free higher education!

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 18:52

mile-high shitposting

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 21:29

Everything hurts.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9406 02:06

"God I wish that were me"

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9406 07:29

>Animecore is an aesthetic revolving around the visual culture of Japanese anime and manga. Often glorifying Japanese animation styles prevalent in the 1990s, animecore often overlaps with vaporwave and animecore.

Sounds fuckin stupid!

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9406 09:03

You can rest now.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9406 10:25

At 2:55 PM on June 1, UC 800, time stopped for Yang Wenli at age 33.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9406 19:11

I'VE HAD IT WITH THICC I MUCH PREFER STICC

GRASSES TO DEFEAT THE ASSES

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9406 19:19

Rest in RIPperoni Hoopz Barkley

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9407 10:56

:(

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9407 14:12

Giganigga requires 3 Tributes to be Normal Summoned (cannot be Normal Set).

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9407 16:26

only quads ca-
oh wait

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9407 19:28

TIL what "dollfie dream" is and while it ain't for me, i am in awe

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 07:53

Haha, I sure am broken.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 17:07

I'm a weak bitch
I like a Greek witch

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 17:51

if I had a male calico i'd name it felix, everyone would think they got the joke but they'd have NO IDEA

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 21:36

Be kind to yourself.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 01:28

I looked up "Terror Management Theory". In the brief moment of time before the Wikipedia page loaded, I had conceived of a strategy for middle management, based around leveraging the terror of employees. Reality, as always, was disappointing.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 05:30

People keep making fun of the $999 monitor stand, but honestly I think the dark mode presentation was funnier.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 12:43

I only wanted Apple to at least fucking show the nvidia logo to see if my computer that I lovingly built over the past two years had any hopes of becoming a hackintosh.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 15:04

detective conan the barbarian

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 16:49

big tiddy futa dominatrix gf pegging you and with every thrust her tits slap the back of your head and her balls slap your taint

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 18:19

shoot the dingo all this shit goes out the window

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 21:35

A cute moth just came and kissed me on the cheek.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 22:13

>>302 congrats on the sex

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 22:42

onanie is my life

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 16:09

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 20:19

i hope one day i can grow past how evil my parents are, but i think i will die before that happens

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 20:37

>>294
I'd name it Shamisen.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 21:37

oreimo is my life

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 22:42

Shami Shami gohan~

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 23:01

Nobody loves me.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 00:05

>>310
it's true...not like you

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 00:26

who am i, what and why?

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 00:37

fukkireta is 10 years old

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 04:34

No I don't want to think about my past anymore

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 11:14

働いたら(ユダヤ人が)勝ち

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 14:22

>>313
i AM old

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 15:07

Please stop.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 15:36

K-ON
Umineko
Nico medleys
Street Fighter 4

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 19:12

>Password must contain at least one digit and at least one letter. It can only consist of letters, numbers and following symbols (-, _, !, *, ?). Its length must be between 6 and 50.

Where did that shoddy list of symbols come from, and why can't they just use Unicode for their passwords like an actual professional company? (This is a company that markets very expensive industry-leading equipment, and also very well-regarded software to support it)

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 20:05

Saw someone call a fan of British sports cars a teaboo.

Obvious in retrospect, but it made me snicker.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 20:52

>>319
Some part of the software or backend probably needs to interface with an ancient mainframe that predates Unicode by decades and can only support those specified characters without risking some kind of injection attack.

Double the odds of this if the software's banking/finance related.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 21:04

>>320 Is there more to the joke than "British people drink a lot of tea"?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 22:19

>>322
Pronounce it like weaboo.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 23:08

It's past my bedtime.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 00:10

pretty much every nanahira album is on spotify but they transliterated all the song names and stuff

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 00:15

"dokidoki manifesto"

false denpa and its consequences have been a disaster for the entire human race

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 08:14

>>321
This situation is always funny to me. It's like a big red flag saying "we're not spending money on securing our system."

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 08:16

never mix LSD with chitterlings because you will get high on the hog

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 09:01

I have a crush on a boy.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 10:00

>>323 tea-a-boo?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 13:29

Save me.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 19:34

>>331
cmd-s

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9412 21:39

setting things on fire hoping something happens

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 00:44

>>329 u should tell him

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 03:22

I see 60s Spider-man is back to hijacking threads all over the Internet again.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 11:22

Any fellow denpa fans have 嫁 404 Not Found by studio皐 featuring ココ on vocals? What's the name of Track05? I can see from the truncated text on the google results page it begins " キラキラ・" but you need to register to see the actual page https://www.lightnovel.us/thread-18207-1-1.html

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 13:29

I feel so awful.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 15:50

>>336
If you're looking for the actual album, it's here in mp3 (via denpa.omaera.org). According to the archived website, track 5 is called キラキラ・スター.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 16:49

>>338 Thanks! I've had it a long time, from that source's source, but it's still tagged Track01, Track02, etc.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 19:38

God I wish a cute anime girl would just come and fucking brutally murder me.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 19:57

Whoops! I dropped the ULTRA-THIN CONDOM that I use for my SKINNY DONG

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 02:11

Well, I have more or less been able to go without antihistamines.

Oddly enough, it never occurred to me in all these years to try something similar with my myopia. Some people (who seem to have something to sell, usually) quite adamantly insist it can be done. Well, I'm a NEET so we'll just "see", then....

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 06:19

Se~Se~Se~, no daisuki~ ♥

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 11:43

>>336 I can't help you with your query, but as an aside; damn that album is a classic. They don't make denpa like they used to.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 14:54

Now, for the lyrics...

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 14:58

I got loose pockets but no girlfriend.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 23:09

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 03:17

(>>342 cont'd)
actually, i've been at it for about 6 days and had fairly abrupt improvement over the course of today after the first five didn't do much. been taking a rather muscle-headed approach, right eye day, left eye day, rest day--but today they refused to rest. improvements to physical ability can be like that sometimes.

  • i can now read the screen with my right eye (-4.00 prescription) without needing my face over the touchpad
  • the appearance of the blur has changed somewhat, it's more readable
  • (some?) muscles around eyes have DOMS-like pain, but not quite; i don't know how to describe this, it's something like i've been trying to suck my corneas through my retinas shape-wise, and that's sorta how the soreness is patterned
  • it's pretty cool when you feel things pulling into place and you're seeing slightly more clearly as a result, though.
  • if i needed to drive, glasses would be too strong to be bearable but natural vision would be too weak to be safe (or legal for that matter)

so, we can say the initial results are promising, but can easily fall in "newbie gains" territory

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 03:18

(fuck, those are supposed to be + and -, oh well)

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 07:43

It's alright >>344 old chum, >>338 named that tune for me!

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 07:48

thought of a great username for a lesbian computer scientist: Dykestra

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 12:31

>>351 if a certain lesbian talk show host made a brand of aftershave she could call it "ellen musk"

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 17:17

welcome to queer computers i'm your host Anal Turing together with Dykestra on today's topic, do programming socks make you look hot?

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 19:59

I DQNed again today.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 21:00

i won a stuffed fish at the crane game for my cat and he doesn't even want it, the stupid cute asshole

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 23:35

>>356
thanks

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9416 18:33

>>357
welks

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9416 19:35

hello crustacean?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 00:02

unlicensed pharmacist has a cool ring to it

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 01:26

yeah it does

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 01:33

strasserist catgirl(male) vs syndicalist dog boy

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 07:14

"Do. Or do not. Either way is fine by me, I don't really care." ー Albert Einstein

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 13:16

clutch her pearls

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 22:10

I feel loved.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 20:55

an extremely gay sexual fantasy that i won't go into detail about

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 21:28

johnathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds [ASMR]

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 21:45

This place used to have higher standards... this isn't instant messaging or anything like that, it's not hard to start a sentence with a capital letter. Discourteous and lazy...

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 22:13

Gosh. I'm sure glad that this 3,000 page, 20 MB pdf describing a file format created by 3+ megacorps over the past 30 years, including a bytecode spec for a near Turing-complete language, has headers every other page saying "2 minutes to read". Otherwise, I might think it was tedious and convoluted.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 00:54

>>368
non-caps has been with us all along

what's mostly gone mostly MIA is text art

371 Name: 12 : 1993-09-9419 01:07

I don't have a thought right now

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 01:18


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373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 03:08

imagine getting mad about noncaps on a board full of delinquents with an IQ of 85

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 09:30

>>373 I'm not mad, it was my current thought, and it always stands out to me - they're probably just lazy and not really a dimwit but a bit of netiquette would be nice.

375 Name: RFC 1855 - Netiquette Guidelines : 1993-09-9419 18:27

- Use mixed case.  UPPER CASE LOOKS AS IF YOU'RE SHOUTING.
- Use symbols for emphasis.  That *is* what I meant.  Use
underscores for underlining. _War and Peace_ is my favorite
book.
- Use smileys to indicate tone of voice, but use them sparingly.
:-) is an example of a smiley (Look sideways). Don't assume
that the inclusion of a smiley will make the recipient happy
with what you say or wipe out an otherwise insulting comment.
- Wait overnight to send emotional responses to messages.  If you
have really strong feelings about a subject, indicate it via
FLAME ON/OFF enclosures. For example:
FLAME ON: This type of argument is not worth the bandwidth
it takes to send it. It's illogical and poorly
reasoned. The rest of the world agrees with me.
FLAME OFF
- Do not include control characters or non-ASCII attachments in
messages unless they are MIME attachments or unless your mailer
encodes these. If you send encoded messages make sure the
recipient can decode them.
- Limit line length to fewer than 65 characters and end a line
with a carriage return.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 18:54

i don wanna

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 19:09

I corrected someone, but did it in a friendly way, but got the timeline of events wrong by over a decade. By not "well actually"ing, I avoided the faux pas of incorrectly correcting someone and my "don't being a dick on the internet" tactic actually paid off.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 19:14

I'm lost.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 19:50

my cum is kinda bitter that means i should eat more fruit or something right

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 19:55

>>379
pineapple, they say

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 20:10

When I don't use caps, it's a stylistic choice because a) I feel like there's a distinctly different tone implied, and that tone happens to be more appropriate to the message I'm sending; and/or b) it enhances the anonymity aspect of the board when I don't use a consistent writing style across the posts I submit, and I like that idea.

/shrug

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 20:17

I do not have strong feelings about capitalisation.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 20:47

i feel like not using caps adds a more relaxed, spontaneous feel to the post and makes idle chatter feel more natural and cozy

for a big long serious post paragraphs and capitals are important, though

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 21:54

I have changed.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 23:07

>>381,383
I feel the same way. Some lines are worth putting formally, others more poetically. Outside of formalities, capitalization stops organizing thought and starts having a feel to it. I would not accept a report written E. E. Cummings style, but an Internet post as a brief expression is as a haiku; taigen-dome, subjectless and predicateless sentences, and all that.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 23:24

all internet posts must contain seasonal references from now on

it's snowing on mount fuji

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 02:15

i post with no caps
because it's too much trouble
to hit the shift key

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 03:31

I POST WITH ALL CAPS
BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE
TO HIT THE CAPS LOCK

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 04:26

I post with some caps
Because FUCK YOU

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 05:13

I'm bustin' them CAPS with ma niggas

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 08:45

I like the bonus content yeongrak puts in his releases, a window into a strange other world and also Ape Escape!

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 18:02

happy daddy kink day

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 18:53

my phone automatically capitalizes words for me and i manually uncapitalize them when posting online.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 20:50

Naughty girl, hasn't been drinking her double cream.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 22:36

>>393 same tbh

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9421 05:50

Doing nothing and gaining nothing from it.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9421 12:11

Was it beautiful?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9421 16:07

FLAME ON: Prepare yourself! My fire magic will consume your very soul! I will rain brimstone from the heavens and scorch the Earth to ashes! Here I come!

FLAME OFF

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9421 17:31

Pepe looks a lot like Minira.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9421 22:48

Tinder girls be like "i sleep"

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9421 22:56

How long do you have to know a german for until you can go "o wirklich?" at s/h/it?

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9421 23:11

I can't believe you █████ed ████████.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 01:02

I think this whole gay thing is played out. I'm bored with it.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 03:42

>>398
You didn't limit your line length to fewer than 65 characters, asshole. :-)

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9422 06:04

Fifty years of the human world, when compared to those in the Fifth Heaven, is like a dream, a vision.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 20:33

felt cute, might get beheaded later

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9423 22:00

Lo, how the DQN doth wander.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 00:04

>>398
FLAME ON, FLAME OFF.

THE FLAMER.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 03:22

Once again I spot a ware translated "we" instead of "I". Stop this kudasai ;_;

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 05:06

>>409
I was thinking 我 might be appropriate for quotes like Queen Victoria's "We are not amused" but that seems to be conventionally translated as the obvious and boring "私たちは面白くない" (or "私、女王におもしろくありません" which seems to miss the point entirely.)

I also found one blog post suggesting 朕.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 13:42

>>410
yeah 朕 is the pronoun traditionally used by royalty, kinda equivalent to the "royal we" except it's not actually plural.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 13:45

thinest've'nt'd

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 14:11

also 私たちは面白くない really is kind of obvious and boring and also sounds more like "we are not funny"

personally i'm kind of a fan of using kango to make things sound more regal and preserve the witty brevity of the original

maybe just "朕は不享楽。"

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 18:36

OK, crossposting the string thing. Strings are double-ended and it's just as easy to prepend as it is to append. Seriously, this is one of the most basic things to have and it's also taking me the longest

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 22:03

>>414
Prepending a string is easy behind an abstraction, and correct algorithms to do so can be devised by a beginner, but it's not necessarily a performant enough operation depending on your requirements and data structures. I gather that the usual method in practice is to use a standard library's strings and not worry about it too much unless it becomes / contains a foreseeable problem, but I won't pretend to be a professional, just someone with a three-digit rank on a coding contest site.

>>410-411,413
Translation/reference is one thing, but the one floating around that's just 面白うない seems a more natural fit (using u-onbin for prestige instead of a pronoun).

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 23:27

It's late...

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 23:48

>>415 how dare you exclude >>412-san's stunning and brave contribution to the field of sociolinguistics

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 02:12

using western emoticons while writing in japanese and japanese ones while writing in english

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 03:09

>>415
What site? How would one get started?

>>418
))

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 03:19

もし我はアレクサンドロスではなければ、ディオゲネスになりたい。

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 04:06

小生、カルタゴを滅ぶべしと思う。

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 04:42

来た、見た、勝った

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 04:42

famous ancient quotes in japanese is my new favorite literary genre

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 08:32

>>423
read tale of the heike? lots of great quotes there, one of my favorite books

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 14:53

did anyone else think that dittos transforming into people in detective pikachu to be really weird? they can't realistically impersonate like in the movie because of their eyes, but like, wouldn't there be a market for sex worker dittos? isn't that kind of fucked

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 15:37

>>425
TBH if Pokemon existed people would be fucking all of them, not just ditto. Consent issues would be murky and often violated too. The police would need a Pokemon sex crimes division.

Perfect sequel fodder.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 21:06

>>419
I'd rather not say, because it would be personally identifying, sorry. But you just find one, start from easy problems and work up to harder problems.

Note that the all-stars of this style of coding are shitting out low quality code because they have to get the answers fast; while you can learn very clever things from analyzing their code, it's not a way to write code that's supposed to be used for real (i.e. someone will have to read it someday).

A lot of the easier problems are variants on things you'd find in any algorithms textbook. A lot of the harder problems are actually too hard for me, but they're usually like multiple layers of the obscure problems found in the doorstopper textbooks programmers only claim to have read to look cool but haven't actually.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 14:46

>>419
Based on >>427 it's clearly badcode.rocks

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 18:05

I keep burning out on chats, communities, sites, topics, pornography/hentai and feel somewhat depressed.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9426 18:12

Moderation, my nigga! Spend some time just doing shit all.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 00:26

I hate wasting time shitting on the toilet.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 09:35

>>431 Find a way to use that time productively then, read a book or learn a musical instrument or a new language or cut up old magazines to make a collage or something.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 09:37

I used to read sooo many books before we got the Internet, now I only really read physical books when I go for a jobby, but it means I look forward to and savour that reading time. Reading a good book also saves money on toilet paper, because you get so engrossed that you forget where you are, and you can eventually just stand up and shake off the dry flakes.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 09:54

>>431
Use that time to master your putt with the Incredible POTTY PUTTER™

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9427 21:59

Skin is nice.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 00:54

I did learn puglist and I did become bad, so there you go.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 01:52

>>436
Someone's gotta put the PUG in pugilist.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 09:52

Why am I crying?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 12:55

New Rose Hotel, except instead of Dr. Hiroshi it's a guy who can come up with catchy ".io" domain names for Silicon Valley startups, and the narrator is sitting in a shipping container waiting for the ICANN SWAT teams.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 17:21

I just don't want the war to start before I sell my house, okay?

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 19:51

Learning mandarin and the anki deck i found is pretty good but also full of chinese propaganda like "the model for the two koreas definitely is not suitable for taiwan and china", "taiwan belongs to china" smh

>>431
80% of my toilet time is anki time ww

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 23:51

A lesbian couple's fortnightly fistfuck

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 04:34

>>433
That's gross. You should clean it with a wet piece of toilet paper.

Ever since I discovered the joys of bidets (included in most Japanese toilets) I can never go back to having a shit encrusted bumhole. A little bit of water goes a long way. Nothing feels better than a sparkling clean anal cavity.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 06:09

no Nursery
no tanoshii

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 07:37

>>443 You're not my real dad! Stop telling me what to do! If you want literally throw your money down the drain buying toilet paper, that's up to you!

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 07:55

>>444
just watch last encore episodes 6-7 on loop until they drag you away to the loony bin

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 09:05

Found out what a HSP is. Some things make a lot more sense now.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 10:36

Come on, sweetheart.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 11:10

I want to kiss a boy

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 14:27

hickikomori

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 20:13

I have a question for all you scripture otakus out there, who was that guy that was secretly doin' services for different rival faiths? Like a two-timin' rabbi/catholic priest/ or something (can't remember the particular faithes), it was a long long time ago...

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 20:49

>>451
probably isn't this guy because he wasn't doing them at literally the same time (nor all that secretly) but could be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Fushek

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 22:27

I'm scared.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 22:43

>>452 Q.I. but I'm talkin' hundreds of years ago...

captcha: mistotion

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 02:00

>>454
11 years is a long long time on the internet man, gotta be more specific

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 07:51

"The Japanese fanbase thinks..."

> literally only two nanashim think that

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 11:24

Nothing helps.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 11:27

the bats have left the belltower
the victims have been bled
red velvet lines the black box
nancy pelosi's dead

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 12:55

FQDQN

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 16:40

>>458 fuck you, liar

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 20:39

>>460 sorry i just noticed that bela lugosi and nancy pelosi have the same amount of syllables, remind me to repost when it actually happens

vc: thing

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 20:45

>>461 Take a fish... and a potato...

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 21:37

We have to go back.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9431 06:39

interlinear gloss of Yoshinoya rant

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9431 15:04

bela lugosi's dad

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9431 22:59

It makes me genuinely happy to see Evangelion enjoying a minor renaissance with its Netflix release. It's such a good anime, and it warms my heart to see a new generation find it.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9431 23:10

But Yoshi is a female, she doesn't even have a cookie

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 00:48

Which direction is a human growing

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 02:15

>>466
It has given me cause for worry, because I translate nerd shit from Japanese and the translator for the new release is currently getting ネットリンチ by people who don't know the language for producing (at least on the lines in question) a more faithful translation than ADV's. It's a teapot's worth of a larger wave, admittedly, and the guy is kinda old and established in Japan so psychologically I figure he's probably okay. But I wouldn't be.

Of course, I do love the series and I refuse to let any dark stain tarnish its majesty; yeah okay if we're being real, in some ways it's a meaningless disaster. But it's a beautiful meaningless disaster, and that's something I value in art.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 13:30

why does polandball attract the biggest autists

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 17:22

the T is for Tomboy

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 20:28

an old-fashioned but you make it yourself and thusly fuck it up by smashing the glass on the floor

captcha: thothitt

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 21:59

just [actually 8 hours ago] got off a plane and actually felt summery
the scenery on the flight in was very very nice

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 23:55

RIPperoni >>472's glass

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 00:45

>>469
I'm of two minds about it. Some of the complaints are over dumb shit, but I don't understand how the translator got "worthy of my grace" from "好意に値するよ". That's just not what "grace" means in modern English. My guess is he was trying to make Kaworu sound more... angelic at the expense of accuracy.

Rendering セクト as "leftists" is also perhaps technically correct but guaranteed to be misinterpreted by anyone who isn't familiar with the postwar Japanese far left. Kind of like describing Ayn Rand as a "liberal" or something.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 04:42

>>475
I 100% disagree with the premise that it isn't what "grace" means in modern English, although I will permit that going word for word, grace translates to 好意 better than the other way around. It wouldn't have been the word I'd pick, but in context it's medium-alright, and I would say all this of ADV's choice to say "regard", too. No one word is a true winner in this case.

In the script, Shinji responds コウイ? in katakana, as if unsure of which definition (or which kanji, even). Of course, it's only sure that he's probably asking for clarification. It's ambiguous even with full context and a full understanding of the possible meanings.

に値する is closer to "worthy of" than "worth", when you look at the highfalutin words it gets used with compared to 価値 or 甲斐; that it's a little on the cringeworthy/churchy side is both accurate and consistent with the preceding lines (and Shinji didn't give a fuck anyway). "My" is a word I would not have, since it exposes his meaning one sentence sooner than he gives it up (ADV did it, too).

I do think the reprise of the statement at the end was a poor choice: Shinji was speaking only simple words while wallowing in his grief. Oh well, such problems are a big part of why I started learning the language.

On セクト... I think you accidentally a word or two. If you meant to s/"leftists"/"sect"/ then yes.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 05:32

>>476
Interesting perspective.

Rather than saying grace doesn't mean what 好意 does in modern English, I should have said I think it refers to that only in Christian contexts, 99% of the time in the set phrase "God's grace." Thus, I still think the use of "grace" is interpreting Kaworu's weird-ass word choices there as an attempt to sound Biblical, which is not evident from the original Japanese. I checked some Japanese bible verses (from whatever translation it is that's freely available online on random Christian websites) and they seem to generally translate "gratia" as 恩 or 惠.

Otherwise, it's calling upon an archaic meaning that won't jump first to anyone's mind. If someone said "you're worthy of my grace" to me devoid of context I'd think they were asking me to watch their smooth dance moves. Admittedly, it's not supposed to be obvious what Kaworu means there and Shinji probably doesn't. I think the decision to make the line ambiguous isn't the awkward part.

"Worthy of my good graces" would have been OK. If I was the translator I might have gone with "worthy of favor" or something, so the meaning isn't unclear to watchers but Shinji's repetition can be interpreted as "why the fuck would you put it that way bro?"

As for the leftists thing, not sure how badly our wires got crossed there but I was referring to this. https://img.fireden.net/a/image/1561/68/1561683326861.jpg (Top is the new Netflix sub.)
The original line was "第2東京市で起きたセクトによるテロ事件から一ヶ月が過ぎた今日、新たなテロ行為に対し再発防止を第一に政府による…"

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 10:02

A blind person just sent me a message saying "I look forward to seeing you".

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 10:17

>I think it refers to that only in Christian contexts, 99% of the time in the set phrase "God's grace."

Are you pulling percentages out of your butt?

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 10:45

>>477
I don't buy that "grace" in the sense of "goodwill" and "courtesy" as opposed to "elegance" or "divine favor" has fully become the Christianese sense of 恩寵 lately ("had the grace to admit", "grace and diplomacy", "her usual grace"). To humor the idea, though, MJB has 好意 in Genesis 21:23 (NIV: kindness), 26:29 (treated you well), 29:31/33 (loved). I do think it's not a great pick, though.

I am not sure what word I would pick in English; I'd have stewed over it for weeks if it were my job, but only because I know it's long been a topic of discussion in the English NGE fandom (though I have nothing to do with it). I lean towards "care", as it fits both <treating a heart that is fragile like glass with kindness/affection> (handle with care) and <a mild, borderline-euphemistic term for having romantic feelings about someone> (I care for him). But the primary doubt I have is that it's a little too mild in the latter sense. Y'know, despite the next line going straight (ahem) from subtext to text.

On セクト: Just to clarify, the primary meaning of it is "leftist faction", not "religious splinter". According to the script, it's a ニュース番組, and without much other context to go on, it's safe to assume it's talking about radicals and not fanatics. ADV's reasons for dropping the word is probably brevity; it was their tendency. Also, the full line in the script continues not 政府 but 戦自による当事件の掃討作戦概要が公開されました, so ADV's version of it ("and the government has passed new legislation to prevent another") probably was hastily / unavoidably kikitori'd or something.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 11:00

Everyone who has ever written a "thinkpiece" on how stack.whatever is the future of information should, daily, meditate for an hour on the question "How soon after takeoff can you recline your airplane seat? #safety #seating #aircraft #etiquette".

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 16:59

toying with the idea of making an intrusive thoughts thread

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 17:49

my good friend left and my other good friend won't return for a week, and i'm unemployed for the summer. so in the interim i will be lonely. summer is a lonely time.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 20:42

>>482 do it

>>483 i'll be your friend, let's hang out

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 23:09

This is the girl whom I wish to cuddle.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 00:41

jerking it to shota and listening to sabaton

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 10:19

someone must hear about this

A while ago after I hadn't fapped for like a week and a half, I did what any pent-up weeaboo of ambiguous sexual orientation would do and put a condom over my dick and hammered my prostate with a dildo til I couldn't remember my own name. I barely touched my dick at all and came what felt like a gallon and then took the condom off and there was so much in it that it looked like a water balloon, except filled with cum.

I didn't know it was actually possible, it felt like something out of an h-manga

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 10:23

It looked like it too, the sides were bulging and stuff

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 16:09

That's great man

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 21:42

>>487
Thank you for sharing.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 00:09

I mostly just come here to see what >>487 is fapping to lately. Keep up the good work >>487!

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 06:22

I'm >>487's PC.
It's impudence, But I think myself that I'm high-spec machine.
But It's the dawn of the my misfortune when guy bought me.
PC can't select master.
I hoped that I would buy by girl.
But, when I was bought by guy, It prepare me for to became machine for masturbation.
I thought it's PC'role, so I fill the role of machine.
However, he isn't normal !
As soon as guy started up me who was just bought, he erase software that is pre-installed and he installed many erotic game (that is only pedophiliac or rape) that he bought with me.
Besides, after he had finished to set up for internet, he began net-surfing in sight of animation.
And as soon as he blew smelly breath in picture of animation that is displayed in my monitor, he cried "I am rutted by Sakura !" and relaxed.
After that, he touched my keybord and mouse with hand that smelled cuttlefish, so I became machine smelled perfectly.(tear)

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 11:52

Sorry for the rapid change of pace, but is anyone aware if the VIPPER going by the name mastro survived their (apparent) battle against lymphoma?
Last known updates on the topic was in 2014 when they collaborated on the VIPPER ZINE. I am returning to these boards after a prolonged absence and trying to uncover information surrounding past events.

vc:wow

(also, anyone know what happened to eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy? I loved his posts back in the day)

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 17:29

i don't trust most pharmaceuticals because of regulatory capture

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 18:13

really liking the megalomachia booklet interior

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 19:39

>>487
This Post Turned Me Gay And I'm A MAN

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 23:41

>>495
Read that as megalovania fucking kill me.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 07:45

Anyone ever play Mega-Lo-Mania on the Mega Drive? I think it was called Tyrants Through Time in the US

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 10:42

Fuck me up.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 13:35

> Show additional replies, including those that may contain offensive content

Oh god, the Internet can be really bad at offensive content, this one time I got a good look at a big-ass gory shock site image because some innocent 13 year old in a forum didn't know that what the deal with hotlinking is click

> He's like a magnificent statue.

Oh thank fuck, you gotta really watch out for those sickos admiring cat photos out there.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 15:24

fuck me down

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 18:06

Still don't see the appeal of gelato.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 22:01

>>502
It's just fruity ice cream, isn't it?

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 23:22

a really trad wife that eats uncooked meat and has no concept of marriage.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 02:42

>>503
It's typically made with less/no cream, leading to a texture I find unsatisfactory. On one hand, the market appears to agree with me. On the other hand, people who talk about food appear not to.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 05:33

>>505
food criticism is full of all sorts of weird trendy bullshit but then again so is the market

507 Name: vc: tall : 1993-09-9437 06:55

>>506
Fair enough. None of us is completely immune to trends, no matter our sincerity and integrity. Nor is wishing to participate in trends and test things for oneself inherently evil.

(Fuuuuuuck IPAs, though. Ahem.)

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 13:59

I thought gelato was just a pretentious way to call ice cream

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 17:58

Of course you would think that >>508-san...

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 20:58

gelato doesn't exist in my country

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 21:21

I don't know what was in that chicken chow mein ready meal but I have been buzzing with energy and euphoria all night!

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 21:37

I wish I didn't get so anxious about everything.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 22:37

>>493
I have no idea, sorry. If you haven't already and I've just missed the post, you should try asking over there though.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 00:53

>>504 tfw no trichinosis waifu

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 06:37

twitch e-thot making more in a month than i do in a year by selling bath water and used socks

we live in a society

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 07:28

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 11:36

In my eagerness to plan a beach trip with my soft girl, I failed to take into account that I don't actually know what people do on beach trips. This will be a very interesting experience.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 21:16

local man hospitalized by drinking gamer girl bath water

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 22:04

Well split my dick and call me Caitlyn.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 22:13

oh

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9438 23:39

what

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 09:04

>>517 has clearly never watched a single anime

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 10:26

NeeeeYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEH
EEEH
EEEH
EEEH
EYYYYYAAAAHwawawawahhhh!

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 11:51

My life is falling apart.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 12:41

haigh dokyuns I'm going to americaland for a fortnight. what should I do while I'm there?
on my todo list is to check out IHOP and maybe play Dance Rush if I can find it

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 16:01

>>525
if you're in or west of colorado or texas, check out a national park, state park, national forest. (if you're on the east coast don't bother...)

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 16:17

>>515
time to practice that ahegao and make a name for yourself out there

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 18:33

i'm not good looking enough to be an e-thot

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 19:18

all i hear are excuses. look, do you want to sell your bath water or not?

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 23:12

>>527
wouldn't even have to fake it, just do what >>487 did and literally cum your brains out

vc: chieff

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 23:57

>>493
Sorry, no clue as to what happened to neither mastro nor eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy. Ask on the IRC maybe, I'm sure someone there will know.

>I am returning to these boards after a prolonged absence and trying to uncover information surrounding past events.

Here's a short summary of some important stuff from post-2014:
The original SAoVQ died sometime late 2014, and was never fully archived, most of its content was lost forever. Capey revived SAoVQ at secretareaofvipquality.org.
Tablecat's lounge died sometime 2016 or 2017, only to be revived another short while and then die again. Both RedCream and Futuripastica went missing shortly before the first death.
World2ch.org died late 2018, after going down a few times, the wiki breaking, and being moved "temporarily" to espeon.info. 0037 probably masturbates to Shii to this very day. Partially archived at w2ch.14get.heliohost.org.
Tokiko ran a wiki for a while on 4x13.net, which filled with memes from #jp from irc.sageru.org, which was kind of fun until it also died.
/prog/rider also died sometime 2017, but was archived and revived on freesoftwarefoundation.org, which also features a full world4ch archive. There was some fun debating over the successor site, with goatfinger.ga being shat on repeatedly. There are still some somewhat dead /prog/s around right now.
Some other stuff happened as well, but this is most of the big site death stuff.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 04:56

ROT IN HEAVEN
CAUSE YOU'RE FORGIVEN IN HELL

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 08:56

I love you, LaTeX.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 09:04

>>533
keep that shit on fetlife bruh

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 11:42

still blown away by Gundoh Musashi existing at all

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9440 22:04

She knee tie.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 02:05

>>531
I love you

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 02:39

>>537
Why do you love me? What have I done to deserve this honor?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 03:28

>>538

  1. You've clearly stuck around long enough to know the ins and outs of underground text board culture. I admire that gumption.
  2. You were kind enough to take the time to summarize your knowledge for >>493-san.
  3. ナイスボディー;)

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 03:57

Not >>539, but I also appreciate that someone pointed out what happened to /prog/rider. I mean, that shit died a million times now and cudder never a working web browser.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 03:58

>>540
*never delivered

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 04:56

>>493
Damn. I'd love some information on this too.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 05:00

>>531

For ref, the link w2ch.14get.heliohost.org is not actually working for me.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 05:01

>>531

Also it should be noted that we here on fourchyuh got an image board! And then it was removed.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 05:07

what if different DJ's have been swapping in as daft punk
like, how would we tell?

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 10:16

>>543
It should be working now!
Sorry, I forgot to check up on it for a while and heliohost shut it down. That being said, the wiki still isn't up, but an html-only archive of it (no images were saved, and links are broken) is up on w2ch.14get.heliohost.org/wiki_test/. Some images related to world2ch are up on w2ch.14get.heliohost.org/images/, including the oft dreamed of tokiko photo gallery.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 18:53

>>545
they would accidentally be good sometimes

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 19:27

consider:
clownfunding

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 20:26

>>544
Did it? I stopped checking the front page forever ago. Never noticed. I posted a post there once.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 20:51

>>546 I have dreams about some of those tokiko pictures too!

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 21:00

>>531 I miss the PoMoFuEnSo...

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 22:21

I've fucked it all up.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 09:08

I just want it to be over.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 15:26

i still don't know what tokiko is, but at this point i suspect i won't like the answer

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 19:33

I drink water STRAIGHT from the bottle and you can't FUCKING STOP ME

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 22:02

feels nice and still
the good thing about brown is it always will

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9442 22:22

megan rapinoe is hot

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 02:07

3 hours of cats eating kibble noises [ASMR] [cromch]

559 Name: 493 : 1993-09-9443 03:43

>>513.531.542 thanks for the help everyone, especially >>531-san's quick BBS refresher course! It helps a lot, and I love you too. I will probably jump onto the IRC channel once again at some point.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 14:01

Lie to me.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 14:09

>>560
I hate you.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:02

>>560
There are more kanji in the Japanese language than there are stars in the sky.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:13

>>560 don't worry, there's someone out there for everyone

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:52

moon cancer: u mad
avenger: I MAD
ruler: i never mad

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 16:56

i wanna touch mulder's hair

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 20:35

TFW no kabedon gf

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 03:15

cloaca cola

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 12:53

gahhh I'm a married 30 year old man lusting hard over my hot 20 year old underling, my life is a fucking cliche

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 12:58

of course traps are gay, what homo doesn't love a guy with a shredded upper back

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 14:43

he lured me to his domicile

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 16:33

Nothing beats the smell of an indoor water park

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 18:46

I truly dislike Code Geass and want to give it so much shit but I can't honestly do that without rejecting CLAMP and frankly I can't let me get away with that.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 19:11

>>572
it was a bad show, and it's a ten year old bad show now i'm amazed people haven't just forgotten about it

death note scratches the same itch but did it a lot better

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:17

Next time the nurse visits I'm going to lie. Just a tiny lie. Like "I went shopping today" when I didn't actually go outside today. Just to see if I can get away with it.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:26

Best punctuation marks:

  1. ;

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:43

as an adult, i don't like teachers they're all fucking useless idiot assholes

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 22:09

>>573
The GBF crossover event is partly responsible for a resurgence in discussion. Oh well, at least the tenor of those discussions is a lot closer to how I felt during its run. And it had some top tier waifubait and shit, too, I guess.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 22:17

Ah, interrobang, my eyestrain-inducing-ass print-error-looking nemesis. The *holds up spork* of punctuation. The calling card of performative bacon lovers who must explicitly denote their questions as particularly exciting. How I loathe thee, oh accurs'd punctuative disfigure. I was just trying to live in a society here.

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579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 22:26

Best punctuation mark band names:

  1. !!!
  2. ? & The Mysterians
  3. Interrobang‽

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 09:28

I have literally never seen an interrobang used outside of DQN.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 21:44

>>580
I have only ever seen it used by the kinds of people who quote xkcd.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 23:13

Heavenly ham...

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 23:20

>>578 It's not for "exciting questions" but exclaimed questions. They make me think of Tintin

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 00:02

Read a comment where someone called that butch terminator chick in the new movie the LGBT-1000 and I smirked quietly to myself.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 02:13

>>583

> ‘What!’ said the master at length, in a faint voice.

I for one am not at all against the introduction of new symbols to the written form of the English language, nor experimentation to improve its emotional expression, fitness to purpose, speediness, or (dis)ambiguative power.

This Frankenstein's Glyph, however, serves no such cause. May demons drag it back through the crack in the earth whence it came (may Allah forgive me for uttering its name): Madison Ave.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 03:36

posting from my hackintosh lol

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 07:11

still no voiced Tokiko
when will I get the punishment I finally deserve

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 07:56

>>585 The master's "what" would be a question, though I'd still go with "what!?" instead of "what‽". The interrobang does serve a cause, in situations like these it means you can use one character instead of two, and I'd argue it also has a slightly different emotional expression than using !?. Not that I'm arguing for its wider use, but it's not true to say it has no cause...

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 08:21

I remember the children's books I used to read invented a punctuation mark as a joke.
Something like a question mark and a comma combined.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 20:14

>>588
You petulent buffoon! It's clearly ?!, not !?.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 21:52

>>590 No way‼

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 21:55

>>590 *petulant

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 23:30

It's late...

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 00:41

every man a mastodon instance

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 03:37

The other night I slammed my massive erection against a wall and GUEss what!??!?! IT HURT

So that';s when I went ot a restaurant name d wtf I don't know what resuarrmemn name to put i suck at names

this sotry is fiction btw I ve got ' no coue as to where its going ERECTION SLAMM WAS TRUE thoughHGHHHG
and tat the rESTAUARNT we ate CUMMIES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 15:18

Why do I always fuck everything up?

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 15:18

>>592
Well, I'll be. I should get a spell checker.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 16:48

>>597
NO! Spell chekers aree just another form of illumiunati control mannnnnn

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 21:56

people are starting to be younger than me on the internet and i dont like it

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 21:58

same

25 and i feel like some kind of ancient gnarled gremlin

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 22:46

There's probably at least one person posting on 4-ch who is younger than it is.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 23:11

I went through some of my old bookmarks from 2012-2014 but almost all the links were dead. I'm glad this site is still around.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 23:43

God, I just love this penguin so much.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9447 23:43

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 02:59

wow... something was exactly as terrible as people said, for once

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 13:24

getting Glenn Howerton to read the yoshinoya rant

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 21:14

Crash and burn.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 09:42

tadanotation

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 12:53

going to log in just to dislike your video

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 16:13

Everybody here was 25 back when I was 13 and pretending to be 25. I'm 23 now.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 20:23

You are all little tiny babies. I'm 27.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 21:07

however, computer science was born ex nihilo, as though from out of Turing's gay butthole

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 22:53

Wow, that was a lot of words.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 23:33

Please stop saying how old you are. The more I know about people in the real world, the less I want to interact with them over the internet. Keep yourselves as pleasantly inhuman phantoms. Vanish into the rain when I am through with you; I shall return the favor.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 02:44

>>614
I'm sorry, I just want to say that I'm fairly sure that 80% of the 10 people that go here are roughly between 20 - 30. Consider though that Zuckerberg knows with remarkable precision the age composition of his entire userbase yet he doesn't regard us as equal beings as himself.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 07:37

>>615 What's that got to do with anything?

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 10:56

by: matthew, 7 years old

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 13:26

>>616
It was really related to this thread

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 16:51

being shōwa is suffering

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 18:56

suffering

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 19:56

heisei-umare boomer

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 23:16

zomg teh rei

wa

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 12:49

Oh my God.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 13:55

non non binary

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 15:41

Firefox is committed to your privacy. Now give us your e-mail address!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9451 20:04

let us invade your privacy... through the medium of email

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 00:19

flopstep

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 02:13

so many porn tabs

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 14:01

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 21:13

pnors

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 02:45

$ unzip dick.gz

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 09:43

I'm 22, should I hit on this woman who is 9 years older than me?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 09:45

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634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 09:59

fortnight you tuba

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 15:23

>>625
So committed we will insist on openly defying a sovereign nation and believe they will continue to allow our unrestricted operation if we do so through the mind of magical thinking exclusive to bronies.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 15:36

>>629
33 deaths in the KyoAni arson. For perspective, the sarin gas attacks left a toll of 13 deaths. Shit's fucked up, man. What a garbage world we live in.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 16:12

>>635
I mean, it's open source, even if bad orange man sends the entire Mozilla foundation to the gulag (wouldn't be much of a loss tbqh) it'll keep being developed by other people like those currently working on Waterfox.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 18:47

except pale moon, fuck that guy

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 18:57

>>632
Yes. Everyone's the same age until, like, 35.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 19:43

there are a few other features that kinda help, but the only thing that's really keeping me on FF is the url bar right-arrow completion
can't wait for mozilla to randomly decide it's got to go

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 20:27

>>635
alright, what'd they do this time? i can't stay abreast of every headass thing they do.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 21:24

>>641
Something about refusing to cooperate with the UK's new porno loicense.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 21:53

>>641
They're planning on removing the ability to add in extra SSL certs as a user in order to defy Kazakhstan government MITM cert requirements.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9453 23:56

> central asian former SSR doing central asian former SSR things

(´ぅω`) i sleep

> they can't use firefox

(`・ω・´) real shit?

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 01:19

Yeah, the Kazakhstani government is overreaching but I don't see what Firefox gains by doing that. All it means is people will have to use a different browser and get their web browsing snooped on anyway.

There are presumably cases where developers or w/e would want to add their own certs for testing too, now they're being inconvenienced just so Mozilla can pretend they are more morally upright than their competitors somehow.

Web browser features don't oppress people, governments oppress people.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 06:05

the old quarter circle forward internet radio program (we'd call it a podcast today) got memory-holed hard, damn

647 Name: vc: wanging : 1993-09-9455 06:17

i'm a hopeless case for skincare, i ain't never gonna be a trap (´;ω;`)

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 10:50

>>647 i gave up on that a long time ago, just go masc4masc instead and fuck dads off grindr

reading through literally every current thoughts thread all the way back to the beginning while i'm sitting around at work with nothing but my phone and crappy phone internet

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 11:18

>>648 tell us if you find something interesting
vc: indure

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 15:28

>>648 i ain't that kinda guy, that's pretty degenerate, shame on you ( ゚ -゚)

resumes surfing for hyper herm furry porn

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 16:33

DQN is the cutest site on the whole damn 'net!

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 20:10

WIELDING THE TIME CUBE MY VOYAGE BEGINS
WESTWARD INTO THE UNKNOWN

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 21:03

>>647
I hear estrogen is very good for your skin...

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 01:55

these hoes treating me like a corn dog, only wanting my meat when i got bread

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 19:47

Heath ledger (n)
a method of cataloguing areas of woody shrubland

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 21:26

It's 2019, every snake's eating its own ass

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 02:41

Tried to explain Vaporwave visual/audio tropes to Dad and he blurts out "Jimmy Buffett".

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 12:51

studio草

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 17:06

plot abundance of lewd derivative content as a function of game quality

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 18:03

I wish I was petting a cat right now.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 18:54

all I've ever wanted out of life is to suffer a traumatic brain injury and wake up after a 2 year coma and be perfectly fine except I now have a nigh-unintelligible Scottish accent and an unquenchable thirst for Irn Bru

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 19:18

>>661 you gotta find that alien that zapped Colin Mochrie

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 20:57

>>661 The thirst remains unquenched since they changed the recipe recently...

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9457 22:02

Grocery Outlet had boxes of Peanut Butter Crunch cereal for 99 CENTS and I bought a box because I hate having good heath and good teeth and I'm eating it dry by the handful right now and its so good my eyes keep rolling up fucking hell I thought I'd grown up by now but NOOOOOooooooooooo oh god this is good

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9458 08:33

>>658
studio皐

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 00:52

why do goth chicks have the weird noses

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 17:03

On one side we have a professional with many public contributions, all of which appear well thought out. On the other side we have someone who says that, of all their tarot decks, the MLP-themed one is most accurate.

There's something in the water.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 11:31

"vaguely homoerotic DINK"

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 11:51

"I can't come in to work today. I HAVE to download 20GB of porn."

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 13:46

>>667
are you talking about pjreddie?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 15:32

>>667
To be fair that was obviously rather tongue-in-cheek. Though the website was obviously sockpuppeted which is not cool.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 17:18

This is a lot.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 01:11

watching people age into adults and going "i like men" kinda scares me

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 03:53

I wish this lady in front of me would piss off and get her story straight before she comes asking for something.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 11:15

listening to guile's theme at the gym made me want to slam down my bar and scream GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN at all the twinks doing brosplits

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 18:30

i love seeing some friendly faeces around here

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 20:54

[DeadFish] Cardcaptor Sakura - Batch [BD][720p][MP4][AAC]

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 21:42

the plankalkül defender has logged in, i see

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9461 22:35

Existing is getting too intense for me.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 00:40

>What struck me a while back was how outright alien laugh tracks sound if you're not watching the show. My roommate's watching any sitcom from the 60s to today, and I'm in my room doing whatever. I can barely understand the dialog, and the laugh track sounds like some bizarre percussion device made from people's voice boxes.

yeah i know how that is. it's not just sitcoms for me, a lot of half-heard shit on TV is mildly disturbing to me. the worst, i think, is that mom watches a lot of korean dramas, the kind where people go ballistic, to reinforce her belief that it's okay to throw over-the-top adult tantrums because it's her culture. so i'm not just sensitive to that sort of conflict and yelling, but it keeps. fucking. happening.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 01:02

    .title hello

term_name: .ascid /SYS$INPUT/
term_chan: .blkw 1
out_iosb: .blkq 1
msg: .asciz /Hello, world!/

    .entry start,0
    ; establish a channel for terminal I/O
$assign_s devnam=term_name,-
chan=term_chan
blbc r0,error
    ; queue the I/O request
$qio_s chan=term_chan,-
func=#io$_writevblk,-
iosb=out_iosb,-
p1=msg,-
p2=#13
blbc r0,error
    $exit_s ; normal exit

error: halt ; error condition

    .end start

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 12:01

i just now made the connection that the jupiter probe was called juno

NASA literally sent the dude's wife to check up on him and make sure he wasn't having too much fun with his harem of nymphs and catamites, poor zeus can't get a fuggin break

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 12:53

>>682 maybe she hooked him up with the blessed curse of pr0n over dial-up

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 17:49

postimg my current thought in the comment thread and someone else's comment in the thoguhts thread

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 20:39

>>681
Reading this I just underwent spontaneous gene expression and sprouted a necktie of flesh and bone

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 20:48

getting your name legally changed to your public key that decrypts information that exposes the big conspiracy to own the reptilians

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 21:31

>>686
Finally we know the truth of the Swedish kid named "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116".

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 22:37

What does it all mean?

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 19:35

>>688
It boils down to Children have ankles and we're all better for it.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 19:56

>>682
I saw that tumplr screenshot too

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 22:53

Clear your mind.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 01:37

Resentment is corrosive. Also, it really brings out your nasolabial folds in an unflattering way.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 05:02

i should stop stuttering like a retard

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 07:00

I should go to sleep soon

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 11:38

>>693
I only ever met one guy with a really bad stutter. But he also had a genius IQ and holy fuck I could see and hear the frustration of him trying to get out one sentence in the time it took him to think of 20.

Fortunately, you don't need that to play a musical instrument, which is what he does for a living today.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 12:13

sauvage smells like straight doodoo on me

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 23:12

Maybe if I just ignore this problem for long enough, it'll go away.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 23:44

looked at r/Metal
they have a "blacklist" in the sidebar because every repost is repost repost
it's clearly a recommendation list tho

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 08:19

Adobe finally decides to start doing the creeperware thing after ignoring the same bug-ass pirate copy of CS6 for 7 years.

Fair enough, but I don't have a lot going for me, dudes, and you're going with the manipulative subscription route where my wallet just cannot follow. Please... let me have this.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 08:35

Bring out the GIMP.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 09:24

Two in the FUCKING morning

THANKS A LOT CREATIVITY you fuck

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 13:44

Bakara's nose

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 14:07

Braid but Dio or Sakuya is the main character

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 14:33

What do other people think about?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 16:52

about what?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 17:31

imagine unironically

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 21:03

>>704
how i should be maybe a little offended by hilarious dysphemisms for suicide after having an unsuccessful attempt under my belt (according to modern insanity and not any genuine wisdom)

but they're too funny

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 21:49

>>704 The whole thing

>>707 Wouldn't it be nice to call off the barn dance, wouldn't it be nice to sabotage the hotpot supper...

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 22:35



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710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 22:59

The cock's relentless swing

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 23:50

what a swinging guy

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 00:35

lmao did exhentai just die?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 09:51

It's a DQN!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 23:32

ah yes the hosts file

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 03:05

wish i could fucking sleep already

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 04:06

At least I never fell down the online game rabbit hole

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 10:22

Ladies: if your man's reaction to being stabbed in the back is to walk into Homebase, scream "GET ME A FUCKING AXE!", slam a tenner on the counter, then run outside and chase down the dude that stabbed him with the axe

that ain't no man, that's a fucking orc

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 14:26

> In contrast to the original game, OSRS offers minimal micro-transactions, and has a playerbase that heavily opposes them.

I'm concerned with the implication that RuneScape 3 has micro-transactions.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 14:41

call the police then bitch, tell em to send the OD unit too cause they'll have to pump my stomach to get your FUCKING HEART OUT OF IT

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 15:10

>>718
thought this was about the Hoenn remakes

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 15:58

ahegao skull mask

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 17:59

screamed at my cat because he kept running around under my feet while i was trying to clean, now i'm done cleaning and he's still hiding and i feel bad ._.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 23:13

Stop it! Just stop!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 05:09

The ominous feeling when you accidentally say, "Bye," instead of, "Goodnight."

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 11:58

>>723 data choking out a borg

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 13:18

Guns! Bring out your guns!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 12:27

how the fuck do you explain 相手は死ぬ

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 13:32

Wow, this sure is fucked up, huh.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 15:19

The purpose of Black Books was to make me want to fuck Fran

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 17:45

nightshade is a very diverse family of plants including tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, tobacco and chili peppers

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 18:11

vc: wow

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 18:26

"would you still marry me if I only ever gave you oral?"

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 23:17

>>732 tfw no male lesbian husband where we just suck each others dicks like once a week then order pizza

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 05:56

>>727 carefully.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 02:13

You know, we’re all heading straight to Hell

Yes, it’s like riding downhill with no brakes.

You mean, there’s no way to stop?

No, you stop all right - when you crash.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 03:49

Yet another article about how terrible lootboxes are uses a picture of an Overwatch lootbox.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 13:34

overwatch is terrible overall, so that's fine.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 14:21

I <3 dildos

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 15:44

>>737 i believe there's something fundamentally dishonest about railing against p2w while using a screenshot of something that's strictly cosmetic and so time-wasting to open that many streamers have thousands they just refuse to touch

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 16:12

[to the tune of two tickets to paradise] i've got, constipation

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 19:59

give me the gep gun

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 23:17

When children in the West get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "mushroom haircut"
When children in East Asia get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "shiitake mushroom haircut"

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 03:26

When they have to revalue the the pound, the £ sign will be replaced by a full color emoji of Boris Johnson's stupid grinning face.

"Boris Bucks"

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 21:18

People were making jokes the other day about Jeffrey Epstein dying in jail because he knew too much, and now he has.

Can we give the modern world a bad review for having such a predictable plot?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 22:45

Is this real?

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 11:08

no

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 13:03

>>745
Yes. All things are real.
Even false things?
Yes.
How can this be?
Fuck if I know, I didn't do it.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 13:46

>>744
It must be a sign of decaying times when even the conspiracies \involving the highest echelons of society become too transparent and obvious.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 23:45

London is bad.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 08:18

Astol-Fou tbh

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 15:40

i'm the operator with my pocket calculator. bleep bloop.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 17:04

boku wa ongakuka dentaku katate ni. bleep bloop.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 08:50

Astarotte no omocha

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 15:08

I just took an interview where they use python and asked if they use a Django, and they answered that they weren't using any frameworks, and it just dawned on me that they might be writing cgi scripts in the year of our lord 2019, holy shit, nope.

755 Name: vc: jeitable : 1993-09-9478 15:22

>>754
Nevertheless, I hope Team YouTube doesn't mind the question and that you will make my end-user experience less shitty :V

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 16:50

>>754
"a Django"
anyway CGI is dead for new software, it'll basically boil down to a socket listen loop. There are plenty of libraries you can stitch together to do what a framework does.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 16:53

Mike: The Pope told her that the boy was fine and to leave him be. He is a special needs child. I'll pray for you, sounds like you could use it.
Keith PhD: uhmm and you know what the Pope said? Special needs or not it's still not appropriate. I'll pray for you. Sounds like your cognative skill need it.
Mike: Thank you for that. I need them, and you need the practice.
Keith PhD: And I'll pray for you. Seems you have the "gift of prophecy" since you know what the Pope told the child and what type of prayer life I have and you never met either of us!. I'll pray for you, ego is a sin you know!
Mike: Thank you again, for twice the prayers!
Keith PhD: I hope they will help guide you toward a more spiritual path!
Mike: Thank you, God bless.

  • A passive aggressive prayer battle between two catholics, one of whom apparently doesn't understand that some people know italian.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 00:51

yuckurry is the thigh gap youkai

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 07:08

*laughs in mild ignorance of all Romanist languages*

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 21:22

I wonder if anyone likes me.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 04:49

who's stalking me online

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 07:31

>>761 Everyone on this web sight has to pass the test.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 14:19

And what about the ghost that jerked him off to completion? Could that have really happened?

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 17:08

>>754
CGI or single-script servers are the way to go. Web 3.0 is dead, long live the telnet!

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 17:55

>>761
I am, but it's just for practice.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:12

>>754
>>764
I don't want to alarm you, but you're browsing a CGI-based website RIGHT NOW.
That aside, what exactly is the alternative even supposed to be? I don't know what you're going on about when you say they might "still" be using CGI in 2019. And comparatively, what's supposed to make it better?

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:36

>>766
serverless architecture built on independent unikernels managed by a specialized hypervisor coordinated by a robust message broker.

tbh I'm looking for 100% buzzword compliance for future employment. I personally don't give a shit unless it looks good on my resume, CGIs are fine, really.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:41

>>766
We have forgotten the golden rule: KISS, Kubernetes Instances for Static Sites.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:45

I suspect that 4chan captchas are such a pain in the ass nowadays as payback for renigger.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 22:12

Maximum gay.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 08:37

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 09:21

>>767
You've failed your DevOops buzzword exam. No mention of Docker or k8s.

>>766
With CGI you need a separate server (basically only Apache) to take http requests and format them for the script. It's also one OS process per request; even with mod_perl or mod_php it's still a thread per request. Heavy on server resources. But that doesn't matter for a forum with 3 users.

The alternative (socket bind + listen loop) can be much lighter and doesn't try to abstract away the concept of network sockets (reducing bug surface area). You get to take advantage of green threads and non-blocking IO. You also don't need a separate server unless you don't want to deal with HA or TLS yourself (and then you can just shove it behind nginx). You can use any language, too, basically, since all it needs is a handful of socket functions rather than an entire CGI library. Low OS resource usage per request also raises the bar for DoS attacks like slowloris.

TL;DR CGI works, sure, but the alternative is simpler and therefore faster and safer.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 11:39

>>772
Since I am a huge retard, can you link me some resources for further research on this sort of material?

774 Name: vc: nughutt : 1993-09-9481 13:43

attempting to scrape a tumblr that claims to be exclusively women its anonymous owner likes because it sufficiently meets my aesthetic and i'd like unlimited reference works, before the porn detector finally makes it a fucking nightmare to scrape

problem: there are enough ladies therein to populate a substantial city-state and just crawling the links has taken the parser an hour and counting

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 14:14

i am the boner of my penis
unlimited reference works

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 17:02

It's okay to be GRAVE ME GRAVE FOR YOU

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 14:58

>>773
Eh, I'm not really sure of any, I feel like it's sort of folk knowledge now. Maybe there are some "CGI vs TCP socket" articles out there, I don't know.

If you want to try it yourself, I'm sure there are a few "simple TCP socket server" tutorials in your language of choice. Get to the stage where you can print out the incoming data, then point your browser at it to see what an http request looks like, and go from there.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 17:51

Holding hands under the moon.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 18:41

Do people actually enjoy dev ops

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 19:35

The same people who enjoy networking and administration

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:42

How long have you been on 4-ch?

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:54

>>781
I've been on DQN since the early-to-mid 6000s.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:56

I remember posting in the first Grandpa thread, so about 5000 days I guess.

I did take a very long break though. I think the "Love & Sexuality" board still existed when I left (looks like it was nuked for being a pedophile haven in 2013.) So did WAKAChan, which is how I found 4-ch.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 22:46

>>781
Since it started, I think.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 05:57

I am so thankful for the rain I hear outside right now. 💙🌧

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 05:59

>>781
It's almost 2020 now, I think I remember posting on here as far back as 2009.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 10:18

>>781
sometime before sept 5000

was only really interested in rei's diner and clonepa threads so i can't tell you much about what it was like tho

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 11:38

>>781 I remember September 5000th
>>786 That sounds mental...

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 19:44

>>781
Prolly 10 years. Jesus F Christ.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 21:27

What do you call a FAQ for questions that aren't frequently asked at all, but may be asked?

791 Name: vc: deap : 1993-09-9484 06:50

The time of drifting is cum

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 07:32

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 07:50

>>781
a long fucking time

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 10:48

>>781 relative latecomer, I've been here since the late september 6000s or so

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 19:28

>>772

> DevOops

I love that typo

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 20:34

>>790
FUUQ

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 20:37

>>795
<3

(it was intentional)

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 20:45

but you knew that

captcha: wow

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 22:58

The standard numerals drive me nuts. They're unwieldy to write. They have too many easily confused glyphs, which seems unreasonable considering they're a recombining set of ten, and a lot of shorthand systems don't touch 'em at all because they're already shorthand.

Not sure what to do except kvetch; this is something I simply haven't found a decent way around, and few seem to share my objections. Even conlangs that try to overdo simplicity rarely see a need to fuck with 'em.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9484 23:30

Anxious for absolutely no reason.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 03:34

Nurse my boner back to health

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 08:58

In Asia, do old men feed leeches in the same way that old men feed birds at parks?

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 13:36

>>802
if you mean 40 year old hikikomori then sure

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 14:38

byzantine copmutations

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 16:37

>>799
use CJK numerals instead
零一二三四五六七八九十
百千万億

easy to tell apart at a glance, visually distinct, no need for zero as a placeholder digit, uses myriad system(based)

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 18:10

🥚

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 20:13

>>799
Blame the Arabs of old. There's plenty of numeral systems to choose from.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 00:48

When is someone gonna write the next rails is omakase

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 13:49

The American dream is to become a NEET.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 14:09

The American dream is to become baby

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 20:05

The American Dream: Prepare to Die edition

*unless you are already wealthy

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 20:09

>>805
they not only have more strokes that fly in different directions, they also have the too-similar-to-each-other problem even worse! e.g. the four corner codes for the digits are

1030, 1000, 1010, 1010, 6021, 1010, 0080, 4071, 8000, 4001, 4000

Meaning half of them have a horizontal upper-left corner, and three of hose also have a horizontal lower-left corner as well. The "legs" on 689 are not only infamous gaijin-killers, but it's a liability for low fi / poor vision problems.

>>807
arabic is the only one in common use that's noticeably better than "arabic", but only by a hair. plus the 2 and the 3 are almost the same goddamn symbol.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9486 22:10

kuripipe

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9487 18:35

big brain

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9487 23:33

i'm am going to say the n word

Nigger

>:)

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 00:09

wtf why am i the one who has to pilot this giant robot to save the earth

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 00:42

I miss Qresearch.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 07:24

what's the deal with tree emoji twitter

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 09:44

(。・ω・。) I'm glad Win 10 now gives me the option to shitpost in kaomoji

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 17:59

*dons tinfoil hat*
The American destiny is to become monke

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 19:45

8chan retards begone.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 22:55

>>821
I only posted on /erp/ though. :(

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 11:11

"how is that coming along, anyway?"
"mother of god i had no idea a LARP vagueposter on any chan could get that much boomer attention, TV truly has gotten that incompetent."

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 12:11

I've looked at a ton of Japanese porn in my lifetime and yet, to this very day I still get "Wtf am I looking at?" moments.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 12:17

I totally didn't make the connection between the recent amount of shit lately and 8chan going down. You'd think from posting on a barely active site they'd be a bit accustomed to putting more effort behind their posts, but noooo, it's gotta be shitposting right out of the gate.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 13:54

hear me out with this thread idea: posting your intrusive thoughts

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 14:26

>>826 wtf d you think i'n doing?

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 16:23

>>824,826
"They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus"

That is something I learned about kappa today Kappa

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 18:14

Why the hell would anyone keep their soul in their ass?

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 19:27

>>829
It lets you do soul vore and anal vore at the same time, except the predator/prey dynamic is reversed between the two. Pretty kinky right?

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 20:09

>>828
it was in an episode of the recent Kitaro

captcha: noshass
Literally "snack on ass"

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 23:37

>>830
I don't want to do any of that.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 00:14

>>832
Your loss.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 01:20

We think that golden touch of honey makes every bowl un-bee-lievably tasty.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 02:19

Not sure if astigmatism or display glitch....

> Have some of Column A
> Try ALL of Column B

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 13:52

> soul vore

miss me with that gay soul shit

captcha: pessad
it looks the same upside down

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 14:19

It's not gay if the souls don't touch

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 01:21

Chamber of Commerce, aka my sex dungeon

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 02:20

Progress report from dumbass trying to fix my vision (myopia) "naturally"

Basically, yeah, it's possible. I'm not good to drive or anything--it's very back and forth throughout the day--but I think it'll get there within a few weeks, the rate things are going. I'm not sure which technique has really helped the most, except that the most dramatic improvement occurred after I started trying to frequently pay attention, using my peripheral vision, to well lit long range parallax effects and (in moderate doses) bright screens. It seems it stimulates some nerve cells towards some process I don't/can't have control over. Also, it's probably the safest thing I'm doing, too.

I try to cover all the bases, so in addition flexing ciliary muscle, using conscious control over the extraocular muscles to reshape the eye (probably a simultaneous tug on opposing recti from the feel of it, with some assistance from the eyelid, like a really hard squint), and stretching them so the range of motion doesn't feel imbalanced.

Unlike claims online that it's all in one thing or the other, I think the various parts of the eye exist the way they are in part because they adjust each other and maintain multiple equilibria, as far as shape is concerned. Even down to the springiness of the eyeball--it seems its natural resting shape/position can be adjusted somewhat by what I'm doing. Binocular vision also helps one eye tell that it's not seeing clearly sometimes, so now and then I can "walk back" the range of depth by squinching the eyes alternately.

Bonus: I figured out how to have a weak orgasm just by thinking about it during this time... odd benefit to trying to find obscure muscles most people don't bother with.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 05:35

sksksksk and I oop

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 11:10

Whatever did I do

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 11:51

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 16:23

I feel like I'm slipping away again.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 17:39

I used to be a romantic, mainly because I had abusive parents and tried pursuing other emotions to distract from getting hurt real bad, but it turns out that's not really a good idea if you're not okay with getting hurt real bad.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9491 19:06

I wish I had abusive parents. I had neglectful parents. It's why I'm here.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 11:01

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 11:01

Not afraid to call David Spade a spade

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 11:02

Mother of fuck
This shitty captcha always trips me up

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 13:29

fiscally irresponsible, socially inept

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 15:30

why should I be beholden to the tyranny of time?

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 17:51

I won't go unnoticed like a fart in a storm. Witness my undying stench

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 19:59

Is politics shitter gone?

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 21:18

yeah, you can come out now it's safe

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 21:27

he's been gone for almost a year

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 23:25

The moon is waning, and so am I.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9493 17:18

corea digustibn

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9493 18:10

DQN is zen, VIP is tao.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9493 18:55

what about iOS-kun?

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 00:04

O (name of voyager)
The time has come for you to seek new levels of reality.
Your ego and the (name) game are about to cease.
You are about to be set face to face with the Clear Light
You are about to experience it in its reality.
In the ego−free state, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky,
And the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum;
At this moment, know yourself and abide in that state.
O (name of voyager),
That which is called ego−death is coming to you.
Remember:
This is now the hour of death and rebirth;
Take advantage of this temporary death to obtain the perfect state −
Enlightenment.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 04:02

Every time this client asks a dumbass question, the price is going up $10.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 05:51

Shout out to the warm air that comes up when you take a hard shit on the toilet.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 13:56

wonder when slunch

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 14:42

>>858
I believe they were the same person

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 18:40

i wanna 3d prinner

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9495 19:47

emo type error
expected nothing, given void

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9497 23:28

I love myself.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 01:53

I love myself roughly, like an abusive husband.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 01:56

>>782-794 approx. (except >>787)
Before I completely forget to ask, and a new thread starts: What was it like back then? How have things changed since?

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 10:39

When I was in Japan recently for a business trip, my (Japanese) coworker took me to Yoshinoya. He asked if I was familiar with the establishment, and I responded with something like "ah, I know the kopipe at least". Needless to say, he was amused.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 11:05

>>781
I was a (very late, apparently) latecomer in 2013, the early September 7000s. I remember being around for the release of Viptronic 8
Main difference between then and now is a large influx of what I'd call 'twitter humour' somewhat reshaping the posting culture here (but not to a huge extent), also more persistent spammers and frequent appearances of 'eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy'.

Notable/active threads included hmmm....
[NOVEL] DQN Short Novel [FAIRLY LONG]
We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises]
[REI] May I take your order?
[Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging]

I also feel like [Posthumous course] Teacher/Student Thread! [C&P] on /ascii/ was pretty active at that time (relatively).

871 Name: 870 : 1993-09-9498 11:13

>>870
also, not to clutter up the thread but I still miss hellochannel.or.gs. RIP.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 15:34

what's the point tho sumatran beans already have that whiskey goodness

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 15:49

>>870
I like the idea of Grinding Noises but never really participated. I guess CYOA will spring back up when it's needed.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 17:26

>>870 Twitter humour! That's what it is! There is definitely that kind of flavour now sometimes.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 23:17

UF has been in hiatus for so long yet it is still online

a living tomb of what a part of the Internet once was like

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 00:16

I draw super good on my cintiq

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 00:50

I've been here since the very beginning but I have a pretty terrible memory so can't really say what it was like back then. Agree about the influx of twitter humor. Not necessarily a completely bad thing though.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 03:13

>>870
>>874
I feel somewhat guilty for introducing "new internet" into the CTRL+V and comments threads. I remember some concerns about that dqnquality tumblr but that seems to have blown over.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 07:32

>>878 better than letting this place die out completely, that's for sure

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 17:32

The impression of DQN-kun I used to have has changed, I used to imagine him as like a weeb Zarathustra with pantsu on his head or something...

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9499 17:50

people change and that's ok
everyone yearns for "the good ol' days" regardless of the days' quality relative to now

882 Name: DQN-kun : 1993-09-9499 21:53

    ∧_∧
  /     \
 /   <0> <0>ヽ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 |     ∀   |< excuse me may i pass through here
 ヽ ∪      ∪ \___________
  \     /  
    ∪~ ̄∪

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 07:49

>>882 Take your time old chum.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 08:31

I think I've been on DQN for 13 years (since 2006). Needless to say I'm a very different person than I was 13 years ago.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 10:42

I'm in internet love.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 13:56

Bump all the *pa threads!
Bump all the song threads!
Bump all the CYOA threads and writing threads!
Bring back the banners of the days gone by!

And get rid of the wikipedia/copypastefromtwitter/other link threads (other than SAITAMA news).

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 15:06

>>886
I'm good with that.

Random bursts of creativity are much more fun than blind youtube links.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 16:24

dominant drossel

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 19:03

I never follow the youtube links. This is a text board!

Posted from my IBN 5100

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 07:50

The wikipedia and youtube threads used to be better, I used to follow the links and think damn, now that's DQN QUALITY. Now they're more often, hmm yes, quite interesting...

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 09:12

I've stopped chewing my nails down the very last bit out of anxiety because it's gross and my god I've missed the tactile feedback

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 13:51

happy birthday!
I hope you produce lots of value for our esteemed employer

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 17:05

can you even get rash from eating shitton of oats

that sounds extremely dodgy lol

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 18:12

shoobie doobie do dop

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 19:29

showing ads to people who are using no-pay products because they have no money is a sustainable business model

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 20:14

I am losing my fucking mind.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 20:38

I feel bad, in multiple ways

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 22:09

anyway, did we run dry on textboard memes to make shitty weeb imitations and spinoffs of, or have the importers just been asleep this whole time?

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 09:54

Alanis Morissette sure does a good tourettes impression

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 14:36

900GET

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 14:52

why do my jewish girlfriend's farts smell like pizza

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 23:04

I am okay with spelling the word "defence" (in U.S. usage) if it's literally a barrier fortification, such as a cheval-de-frise or a Czech hedgehog.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 00:06

I wish I was being cuddled right now.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 09:43

BoJo's bizarre adventure

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 10:52

I wish I was cuddling someone

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 11:16

I wonder if that guy that loves periods still lurks here...

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 12:39

can somebody please show me something new on the internet that is good?
I'm tired of being a nostalgia junkie...

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 12:46

Did I Image Saved or did This Image Could Not Be Saved me

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 15:40

>>906 Sure do, I sucked a tampon just the other day

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 17:16

See also https://writeup.ai/ for other dumb computers taking the effort out of shitposting and fanfic.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 02:10

She looks like the kind of girl that would say "very nice" after I gave her the sex

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 05:22

She likes archived sailor moon geocities fan pages, pics of dead flowers, super nintendo, cool music and weed

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 02:10

>>909
you caught me off guard there anon, good job

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 06:08

whistling fancy hearing cake at work

vc: exass

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 08:04

>>913 One time I pulled a girl's tampon out with my teeth and posted a picture of it here, see if you can find it ( ^∀^)

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 19:07

There's a long list of things I don't really need to see, and I'm pretty sure that's on it somewhere.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 19:11

A potential client is machinegunning out questions at me and I'm recoiling from the whole thing.

argh

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 21:15

xkcd is big bang theory on the internet

919 Name: vc: slo : 1993-09-9506 01:31

I was a little puzzled reading the history books wondering why some people were able to make a case (a career, even) railing against the immorality of... jazz, back in its heyday. But it wasn't too important so I moved on.

I was just watching pre-Code cartoons on a whim and wow, okay, I guess there'd be plenty of people willing to go moral crusader on that even today.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 01:34

Bang bang bang pull my devil trigger

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 03:50

>>919
In every era of every nation there is a genre of music primarily listened to by people who want to get fucked, or get fucked up, or fuck others up, that makes conservatives freak out about moral decay.

Sometimes this is "all music whatsoever" (usually when religion is a big deal)

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 07:03

>>921
Shut up.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 08:53

>>922
You're just a washed-up old fart who doesn't understand my generation, man.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 11:59

Frustration getting bigger

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 14:32

my name is Theodor Adorno and jazz fucking sucks, hate that shit.

926 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9506 18:26

>>921
Charles Coughlin was hardly a conservative, that's an addition coming from you.

Categorizing a view under a broad brush is stereotyping anyway.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 22:04

DQN is cool.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 00:44

DQN fucking sucks

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 01:55

DQN once was good

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 02:07

I wish /d/ fantasies were real

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 17:15

>>929
DQN was never good! ( ・ิm・ิ) Now alt.binaries, is a different story...

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 18:32

>>919
Racism. Next!

933 Name: Karhu-ryhmä : 1993-09-9507 22:46

Arrested for harming bears 0_0

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 11:12

I can't believe Daniel Johnston died on 9/11

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 15:08

What's so bad about racism?

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 15:35

>>935
it makes white people unable to appreciate good music

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 16:55

Now I want a vape pen.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 17:16

Youtub is censoring all the most DQN Quality videos.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 18:14

>>934 RIP Daniel ;_;

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 20:17

hey dokyuuns

I hope true love finds you in the end

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 21:58

>>940
And by "in the end," I am certain you meant "in the butt."

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9508 22:10

I wish I were a bird

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 02:22

>>942 o mai gaa!

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 06:52

This girl told me she'd peg me but she's been taking her hell of a time to get around to it

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 15:38

Fun to think of all the possible bloodlines that are dying off right now

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 16:21

I am vomit vomiting

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 16:33

I am vomiting buckets. Serves me right for eating all those buckets

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 17:02

Anyone else's toes curl up when they cum?
Even when I'm standing up they do it

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 17:17

Anyone else's body go entirely stiff in a crucified sort of position, and their vision goes green before feeling like they're being lowered into a pit upside down when they cum? And then afterwards your vision is hyper-detailed like you can see every carpet fibre and every hair follicle for about 10 minutes?

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 18:30

Anyone else's grandma make that weird hissing noise when they cum? Like there's built-up gas leaking from somewhere?

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 18:35

>>948
Be less tense. Relax.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 22:34

my dudes ALL the desert religions are death cults, they literally teach that the only purpose of this earthly life is to prepare for what happens after death

embrace life, embrace vitality, embrace Tengri of the blue sky

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 23:13

Get the fuck.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 23:49

Be careful dqns
Don't want to give the impression people actually post here

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 03:21

>>954
Don't worry man, everyone is me.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 06:22

I am not you.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 07:08

>>956
Keep telling yourself that.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 14:46

Jisaku jien in the dark of the night, what what

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 16:11

So cool when you are the only extremely drunk person at a party

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 18:05

On low-effort trans conversions: a college pal Became Trans™, but kept the voice and the beard. We were like, bruh, identity is just as social as it is personal, you have to at least _try_ to pass. And they were like nah.

961 Name: vc: demong : 1993-09-9510 19:39

tired of watching everyone i ever liked turn into pod people

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 21:04

A cop caught me drinking brandy and eating popcorn in a park at 2 AM and I didn't get arrested for it. Thank you kindly, White Osea.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 21:35

>>960
I knew a guy like this and he seemed to go back and forth between being a gender nonbinary person who deconstructed femininity so that any appearance can be "feminine" because "the binary doesn't even exist anyway" to insisting that she was nothing but a girl whenever she was losing arguments and needed to use the woman card.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 23:05

I once knew a "white-passing" Mexican...

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 02:20

Fuck no don't summon him

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 11:54

My penguin and I are unhappy.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 13:25

kiloinches

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 14:49

I'm in love with this new fabric softener. Gives me a nose boner

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 16:33

2001: A Space Odyssey was once listed as being released in 2001 on the iTunes store. It was later changed to display the correct release date.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 16:58

I'm a sex robot and also an incel

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 17:17

implying the point is logically sound or worth refuting at the same level

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 17:44

ET CHEY SAW CHAIR THOSE MAWN YEWS!

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 22:43

My head is empty.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 07:48

lmaonnaise

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 12:02

I WANT SOMETHING ELSE
TO GET ME THROUGH THIS
SEMI-CHARMED KIND OF LIFE

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 18:09

Fact Seagull is fact

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 12:40

ka chow

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:59

ca khow

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 15:46

Snake charming is a brutal and cruel show and it's not even real, the snakes aren't even charmed, they can't even hear music. make charming is mentioned in the Bible, that is how old this scam is.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 21:23

Name a cat in an online video game "Shii", someone reports it as inappropriate, it gets reset to default.
What has the Internet become?..

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 02:22

had a pretty good thought but this thread is almost over so i don't wanna waste it

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 04:15

I don't have a good thought but I will take this opportunity to waste just one single person's chance to share their good thought before thread reaches 999

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 06:42

>>981
>>982
Save it for the last ten posts so your idea is something anyone who just casually browses the pages sees

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 07:44

>>983 we're already in the last 50 tho, once it drops off the front page...

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 07:50

Man, I just got some deep-ass thoughts, and also some deep ass-thoughts

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 10:46

don't think, feel and you'll be This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 14:39

I totally can!

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 15:22

thats what you think

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 16:14

i want to eat curry

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 16:16

I should come here more often tbh.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 17:13

>>990 The more the merrier!

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 18:06

>>991
Nah, 5 people is too crowded

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 19:21

I will miss you, thread

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 19:25

As will I

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 20:38

Bring on the next trash fire

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 20:48

Who of the 5 of us will be the one to bring the next thread part, I wonder?

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:18

I want to be part of something that i dont have the energy to describe right now.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:21

I was going to say I'd like to, but I'm not sure how to make my title idea work.

Also let's make a promise not to vaguepost as much.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:59

Someone has to be second best. Jump off of my shoulder and fly, >>1000 chan!!!

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