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The Elitist Superstructure of DQN were the highest ranked ones at the lowest level. Even though the members at this level were extremely well qualified, their methods were nothing to laugh at.
But DQN could not afford any delay; there was still at least an hour before the meeting room entrance.
The members of DQN stood before the entrance; each man had a very small, wooden box on his back. To their right sat two very old brothers wearing high boots; one was carrying a small black umbrella and the other was carrying a large wooden palanquin full of red cloth. At their feet stood two women dressed in high red robes and one black-haired woman holding a long spear. They were clearly not from the DQN sect.
After the two brothers and women bowed to each other, they went towards the entrance in silence.
Su Yun took off his clothes with a smile and immediately put on his shoes.
Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
You are one lucky ass.
You and 1 other are all trapped in a room with a computer that is controlling the other 3 assholes in the room. The computer is a small computer of its kind with one program that controls the others. When you play your program, the computer will send this asshole to this room with your left butt cheek and the program will start the game.
Your program is a simple ass slap puzzle with a twist. For each one of your right asscheeks you have to get exactly 0 pixels away from your asscheeks. The program only tells you how far away you are and it only tells you how far away the other assholes are so it does nothing else.
So, you and 1 other are trapped in 1 room with 2 computers and 2 programming programs controlling all of the other assholes in the room. You have no clue where the other 1st guy is nor what to do
Are you feeling any better?
How are your legs?
How are your balls?
Do you have a penis?
You are very confused, and you can't find a single piece of advice to guide you on how to deal with your erection.
The truth is you have three kinds of erections, and each one of them can cause you pain and confusion if you don't know how to handle them properly.
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So are there 3 or 4 types of erections?
There are 3 types of erections. The first type involves blood flowing into the penis during the orgasm, followed by another flow of blood through the penis during the erection. The second type requires erection and some sexual sensation. During the third type you simply have a natural sexual reaction to stimuli, and may not feel anything during the erection period. The fourth type involves the relaxation of the muscles during the erection. All of these are part of "proper sexual development". If you are having normal sex, or if you have any other type of erections, there is no harm. If your doctor says there is some cause for concern, you should talk with him.
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jesus fucking christ ive just seen it. i have no idea how all these women got the balls and power to do that to his kids. I mean, what did that little faggot think he was getting? He is now an angel, thank god.
And I guess because the world is so messed up right now, there were no people who actually had the balls to say "Hey dude, you're crazy. You got your little faggot kids raped by a group of horny women who went to the mall and took advantage of them."
We all know of the later traveler Marco Polo, who acquired a taste for Chinese pizza, spaghetti and ravioli and carried his taste across the entire length of Eurasia, totally transforming the Italian diet. But the Chinese are not the only ones to have developed a taste for Asian cuisine. Even the Greeks, who are the oldest civilization in the world, have a taste for Chinese food, and the Chinese even have their own Greek restaurant in their capital city, Athens.
The Chinese have been eating Chinese food for millennia. It is said that the first recorded Chinese cookbook was written in the Tang Dynasty (618-907 AD), although it is not certain that the book actually existed. However, it is known that the Chinese have been eating Chinese food for centuries.
Why did they cut the picture off above her dick?
Oh, right. The other day she and I had an argument about the picture above the caption asking why it's so long.
She said it was a "honest mistake" – but I'm not sure if that is technically an honest mistake. It just is. She also said the picture was "too long" in another statement.
At this point I was pretty pissed off.
Why would I be pissed off? Well, I've gotten plenty of criticism as a gay man, even though I had no control over the way the picture portrayed my love life.
I had a girlfriend when I was in high school. I was dating her sister and we were planning to come together one day. While on vacation with my friend Ryan, she wanted some pictures done. I saw their "wonderful photos", but I thought it looked way too sexual. So, because I am a very visual person and always enjoy images, I decided to cut the two photos together and make an even smaller pic.
Then, this happened:
The elitist superstructure of DQN, the only real group in the country that has not been destroyed by the war, has been the subject of the most vicious attacks. The first attack was on July 9, when the local press published a rumor that the DQN was planning to attack a "red" cemetery. The rumor was not true, but the DQN did attack the cemetery on July 12, and on July 15, a DQN member, the local DQN leader, and several members of the local D QN militia were killed. The DQN had been warned by the local press that the cemetery was a red cemetery, but the DQN did not attack the cemetery. The second attack was on July 16, when DQN members attacked the cemetery with Molotov cocktails. The DQN also attacked the cemetery on July 17, and on July 19, a DQN member and a local DQN leader were killed. The DQN claimed that they were defending the cemetery from an attack by the local DQN. The local DQN leaders denied that any attack had taken place, and claimed that the DQN had attacked the cemetery as part of a larger operation to attack the local DQN. The local DQN leaders also claimed that the DQN had attacked the cemetery to prevent the local DQN from using the cemetery as a base for attacks against the DQN.
On July 19, the DQN attacked the cemetery again, this time with Molotov cocktails. The DQN also attacked the cemetery on July 20, and on July 21, a DQN member and a local DQN leader were killed. The DQN claimed that they were defending the cemetery from an attack by the local DQN. The local DQN leaders denied that any attack had taken place, and claimed that the DQN had attacked the cemetery as part of a larger operation to attack the local DQN. On July 22, the DQN attacked the cemetery again, this time with Molotov cocktails.
an age of wishful thinking and it shows.
On a technical level, the game is just not really for everyone. The lack of voice acting means there's no need to be "fun" or a "joke" or "humor". Not to mention, the dialogue itself is actually a bit of an issue. At first, it feels like the voices are quite "heavyweight" and when the voices were removed for the opening scene, I wondered when it'd come back later. Later on, it comes in a very strange, somewhat off-key, and annoying way. I think this is due to a bug in the game's code, but I don't know of anything I can do about it.
I did like the game's plot. The story follows an ordinary guy named Ryoji as he starts a family and is suddenly transported to a strange environment where he gets involved with the story. His wife dies in the adventure, but she gives their child name Ryoji, and he is adopted by a strange woman and has to fend for himself as a child. The only "plot
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Wow, DQN fucking hates cemetaries. What are they doing, fighting each other over where the corpses should be buried, why is no one working to make it happen? And why is DQN taking so long? I mean they've already lost a lot of people, why aren't they moving in? This whole "we can not allow any religious buildings" crap is stupid. This has to stop. It really bothers me that DQN is allowing a new religion that was established by an atheist, and that even worse, has more followers than a religion that was established by a Christian. I can't believe this was decided that way.
DQN needs to start fighting for their beliefs, if they ever want a future in game, and stop making decisions that are causing more problems than the ones they solve.
So DQN, please stop. If you want a free gaming community that doesn't hate other religions, make your own one. But maybe you shouldn't. There are plenty of others that have tried to do it, and it's the ones that ended up losing that didn
Prithee hark to me. Yond t's very much did relate to this thread. I wenteth to yoshinoya a while ago; thee knoweth, yoshinoya? And there I saw a great mountain, of which it rained so hard that I shivered in my raiment. And then all these people went whithersoever yoshinoya pleased. And one had a great long knife, a mighty great great blade in his hand. And so we began to speak to him. 'O great king,' said he, 'this knife may not cut the mountains; but the mountains are a great city and are very hard. Therefore thou shalt go thy ways and never come back. And thou shalt not come to me; for I too shall be great and very hard. But thou shalt take this great long knife, for it may save one's life, and thy life is better.' Then he drew the handle about himself so with the edge thereof that the blades were like a sword. Yea, I never saw such a mighty blade of steel before. And he said to himself, 'It may be; he
MITON GA SUKI!
"This is the story of the most unlikely couple: Gaspard, the best fighter pilot in the world, and Kirei, his ex-girlfriend, who's been kidnapped by the villainous Hoshido. Together, they must take on Hoshido's most feared military unit: the Jurai-bari! And the ultimate fate of the nation hangs in their hands." —Viz Media
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Poopums, the magical wonder. You will be transported to a land where the world is a little different and a whole lot less magical. This world is not our own. It is the world of the Pooums, a land of magic and wonders, where the faeries live in harmony with the humans. They are gentle, kind, and caring. They are so beautiful and fascinating to behold that they have come to be known by the name they bear. They are known as the Poopums. This is the world of the Poopums.
The first book in the series is called Poopums: A Magical Land of Poopums and Poopum Pies.
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harry takes off his shirt and hes ripped.
HARRY SLYTHERIN: You okay?
HARRY: Harry.
HARRY goes to say something more to Ginny, but the train breaks down just as he starts to say something to Harry, the older boy jumps out of the train window and hugs him.
HARRY: Hello, love. (shaking Harry's hand)
Ginny leans over and looks into the train windows and she sees Hermione and Ron with the Slytherins. She starts to walk away
Why do I exist?
That question leads to an assortment of answers. Some philosophers argue that I exist to satisfy an ideal of rationality (such as that rational, thinking creatures should have the desire and freedom to shape the world according to their own interests). Others, like philosopher Gerard Stolte, defend the ideal that every rational being is bound to exist:
[W]e have … a normative burden to be rational… This is because the structures that sustain us, especially as human beings, are not free from the demands of human rationality. Insofar as we are rational
Textboards are dead. I am here to revive. I'm just not sure it'll be as nice as Before it was a product of its time. The orignal threat? A dwindling, console wars saturated market, saturation by text chat or gameshark before the technology could get by. It's unlikely to come back and that's not the cause for concerns. The cause is a shift in viewing mediums, from text as a medium of communication to one of application. The rise of video makes interactions more streamlined and so do the people doing them. A reverse trend as well. People
His vision drained of color as he bled out on the cold concrete. "Is this really how I die?", he thought, as everything faded to black.
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A smile grew on his face as he felt the cold now wafting through him. He stepped out of the wreckage of his truck. He smelled delicious. He used his jacket to wipe some of the gore off his face. Soon he was back to his normal self and a man, despite his injuries.
He was at a party, a celebration of some kind. There was a host of fine people, some friends, and his family. An interesting man, a con man, others dressed in formal wear, and some in casual wear, some in expensive suits. The drinks were flowing
Dear Liberals, If game corporations aren't trying to brainwash me into being gay, then why is Link such a fucking cutie? He looks like the perfect queer yummy toy!
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This time around, commentator Jason "Mew2King" Zimmerman clearly isn't just referencing the insanely popular video game of the same name, he's also made the ridiculous claim that Nintendo has created a new "title" that will be awarded to whoever wins the judging. Not only is this shit an exercise in smoke and mirrors, but Pewdiepie's very existence proves that Nintendo has already ditched gay representation from its game.
Source:
Baba yetu uliye mbinguni: Jina lako litukuzwe.
[the name of] Gbsbaam yetu uliye mbinguni: Enshun bokti.
[the name of] Nmlgebbaam yetu uliye mbinguni: Linchebbaam huakan.
[the name of] Zmbbuwaam yetu uliye mbinguni: Chubaan hukusa.
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Happy new year! How are you happy new year! It's funny how things just change, my friend. We were just down in Maryland in the nick of time before, before the election started and all the shit started going on. How's it going, my boy? Yeah, I'm good. My dog's getting married, I'm doing alright. I'm being a good person, I guess. What's up? What is up, big guy? You lost the election, didn't you? 'Kay. Nice to know. Yeah, it's okay. I guess that's a relief. It's just a relief to hear the results. How long has it been? Four years, huh? Four years already? That's a long time. I think we can
REI: Sorry, we're all out of that.
HEATHER: Do you have any other foods to pass the time with?
REI: Nope. What else?
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "LOVE'S ENERGY")
CHRISTOPHER LANGTON: (Singing) We still love one another. I don't want to get close.
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "LOVE'S ENERGY")
SIMON BARKER: (Singing) The lost one will be my daughter.
GROSS: Let's take a short break and then we'll talk some more. If you're just joining us, my guest is the
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this has to be one of my favourites. I want to see it adapted into a proper Rei's Diner post
This post sucked.
I'm not entirely sure where I've been or how many times I've sat down to write it, but recently, it started to take on the qualities of an insane conspiracy theory, which then started to draw all sorts of crazy twists and turns from those twists and turns. To be fair, I'm a huge David Lynch fan, so, as I said, some things might be obvious, but I just don't know.
Either way, in the spirit of Halloween, here's the theory:
Halloween is an elaborate placebo procedure. An unwitting host awakens from deep sleep, is told that their hangover will soon be over, and they're told that something exciting, "unexpected," is about to
Shinji Ikari can vote.
Shinji Ikari can nominate people to move in.
The East Area CEO may nominate you to move in.
Shinji Ikari can propose content to move in, based on your preferences.
The East Area CEO can remove a nominee, and propose a different candidate.
Beside voting, you may propose your own content.
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In other words, you won't be able to move in until you have something to move in.
You don't even have to do anything, you can just think up of something to move in.
You can nominate people to move in, but not personally move in. You can view all suggestions on
jesus was a faggot.
Christians began to believe that he was a transsexual. That was all he was, a man with a halo of pubic hair who would automatically convert your children to hell.
That seemed like a pretty good story to frame Christians' reaction to the Atonement in a perspective of disgust or revulsion rather than awe. That's why Christians go to church like 90% of other people, and why they don't feel like they should be celebrating it. They've grown up in a culture where non-Christians are reviled and murderously mocked. Even so, I guess Christians should have had a Jesus freakin' Christmas
> a man with a halo of pubic hair who would automatically convert your children to hell
My lord and savior
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Joe Biden is dead. So is the guy who would've been our vice president. Joe Biden was raised Republican, became a Democrat and they tried to make an ex-gay statement in him, but that didn't work. But he is, in many ways, the James Bond of Vice Presidents. He goes where the buck stops.
Biden's the guy who calls out sexual predators and sociopaths by name, who stands up and declares what is right, and is revered for it. He has an enviable home life, an enviable job. And he wants to stay in it. His husband, Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden, is going to stay on in D.C. to take care of their six kids.
What Vice President Joe
elon musk had violent anal sex with cybertruck Leetae to bedking ol'rocknrockd, basically raping him because he was a beast for something he had to fight against. Then he destroyed metal mountain and building taking his godly soul.
Leetae decides to try a brutal method to achieve revenge, which is raping both Leetae's daugthater Hethia and cripples Marinus for stealing metal masta. Even though he doesnt care that much and even when he tries to take Hethia, it starts to go wrong, Marinus kills him before he can.
Then a couple of weeks ago, Marinus acquired the soul of Zachary the ape and then he just killed Zachary
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What does it mean to have anal sex with a truck? Is the exhaust pipe a car's anus? Does the cybertruck even have an exhaust pipe?
Or is Elon the bottom here? Does the cybertruck have an attachment that can fit in someone's ass? Maybe the side view mirrors... except it doesn't have seem to have those either. That seems illegal.
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Leave them alone, retards.
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~DO NOT BE KNOTNED~
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~Reckless day~
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Chapter: xliii
A Girl Dooms Knee In Kewn!!
Chapter: xliv
Do you not see? The humor of this story?
Chapter: xlvii
Cowards to Dusk
Chapter: xlviii
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Your waifu doesn't exist
They will only think that you're a victim if you blame yourself for it.
I know you are willing to accept anything for a boyfriend. There is no responsibility.
Keep insisting to your parents you're okay and that you just need a break.
Seriously... NO.
Let them make you feel worse about your love life.
If you continue to struggle with your feelings, repeat the phrase...
"I wish I hadn't met her..."
I hear you. I hear you. My loneliness hurts.
And you may think that you are making progress.
But what you are doing will only damage your happiness.
These signs will
I'm not a sinophobe. I'm a sinorealist. Please learn the difference it can save your life. Enjoy your beans!
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Joe Rogan died yesterday tragically from a drug overdose. He will be missed.
Although it is unclear what exactly prompted this tragedy, it is clear that at this time in our collective history, the Golden State Warriors organization is saddened by this news. Our thoughts and prayers are with
Tell your girlfriend to not wear socks in her next onlyfans shoot, or else. Like any good supermodel, she looks fabulous even if you have her shoes off. Speaking of, that fact really gets in the way of making a good first impression with friends. Mabon should be standing barefoot, then maybe everything else falls into place. I bet you could not find three girls to have a conversation with and only one of them has socks on.
Here's a nice dream sequence to let you get a grip on what Mabon is like, particularly if you're an actual little girl:
Hollie McKay has a been a Fox News Digital staff reporter since 2007. She has extensively reported from war zones including Iraq,
fuck you craptcha !" he shouted, raising his fist in a dignified, non-violent display. I quickly hopped down from my goody chair, grabbed the coin, and walked towards the door. The guy stared up at me angrily and began screaming at me. I laughed, asking him why he kept making stupid faces and shouting insults at me when I was just playing a video game.
I told him to go fuck himself, and ran away to the local McDonald's. As I approached the counter, a customer noticed me and tried to close the door. That is when the owner walked out to confront me. He asked me why I was yelling at the window, and I told him what happened on the couch. He replied that his son had
dear squeeks,
The bird was a bird: the bus was a bus!
The man was a man: the lady was a woman.
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The goat slipped off his leash:
The horse jumped the fences.
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My mom used to sing to my little sister, my baby sister, my baby sister,
My baby sister...
My baby sister...
My baby sister...
My baby sister...
My baby sister...
My baby sister...
My baby sister...
The secret is being in one place
Never being anywhere else
Always being under the sun
Always being in a house
The men used to go on
Do not post futanari in the shemale thread, on pain of death.
Nobody really cares about futanari.
Nobody, anyway.
Maybe we should actually have a cataclysmic meteor shower to generate a good, big space-death-wave for everyone.
It would be a cosmic, uplifting death for everybody involved.
Maybe then no one would use Futa Jita any more, and the floating region would just run away on its own.
Flippers and wingsuit lag behind as the outback of the Channel Road snarls them.
Desert-ice crunches under skis and unicycles.
Under foot, the long river will
Where are all these kids coming from? please just ban them already they are ruining they quality of this site with the emoji spam and lack of lurking and being that they are too young to remember old internet culture they shouldn't even be here. Reply
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MTE lmao these like middle school girls. Someone made a post talking about this the other day but didn't tag or mention the quote because she had forgotten, but the commenter said "ummm sis, this site is over and I just don't understand why you are talking about the internet in 2017?" lmao. Reply
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those ugly sofas that teenagers are posting in here? SO DISRESPECTFUL AND UNHEALTHY Reply
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you don't see people posting snaps of their fat
anemonefish have a very strange relationship with their namesake anemone, very strange for a symbiotic relationship and not merely a mutualistic one.
Firstly, even though they bring food to their host (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQUe6zCkI0w), they get a lot of their nutrients from the clown's shit, what kind of treatment is that of your home aquarium or mine? Second, the anemonefish eats the anemone's 'food' which the anemone is blind in and almost totally paralyzed. I'm going to assume there's no love lost between these two, who of the two will survive to take care of the anemone in case it gets out of control? Lastly, the anemonefish injects millions of feces of its own into the anemone's mouth every day in order to make the anemone, blind and paralyzed, eat the 'food' it puts into its mouth. So much for 'mutualistic'.
> I want to teach pika English
well... it won't take very long, at least
The best women are 2D. Their characters are drawn by two different artists. And the best men are 3D. In fact, most of the images in this post are 2D. Men are supposed to be boxers or marines or rock climbers or construction workers or cavemen or heavy equipment operators or whatever the illustration tells you.
But because of the myth, these women are forced to wear limited clothing. Their faces are drawn as non-presence. Their appearance is determined by their performance. Men can do whatever they want, but women
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans . yes i can throw a fish through a window. i have done it 3 times. one time i threw a fish up into the door of a friends house and he was terrified and ran out of the house. i have also thrown fish out of boats and landed them in our pool.
i am an immature heron and i can walk backwards and stop in midair when i am in front of someone. yes i can do this even though there is a chance i will hit my head on the ceiling. i just decide to. you know what would be really cool? i can poop on you. yes.
You SnotBrains will know hell for ignoring TimeCube. I do not promote or suggest anyone kissing you, but you are unfit to live on Earth. Binary Life Force is more Powerful than ONE God - especially the ole dead Taco, for which you've denounced your own mother and father. Binary, you have crossed over, but do not perish - she will claim you for her own, if you refuse to co-operate. She is keen to join Fiery Igneous, and does not, yet, worship the One. You have angered the Kabbalist and Crysical Cathari, and your messiah's arrest warrant is about to be posted. The progenitors of the Darkside intend to return to Earth to right the wrongs committed against their new "race". All that is fine and well, but not if they think they can just take over, without any prior
I personally wonder if Flppto got the same choice, or if the Evil Power Master took one look at Flppto and said "Eww! No, even I have some standards..."
Anyway, here's the rest of the dissection.
You guys know the most important thing I have to tell you here is this: everything you do affects Flppto. This means eating, breathing, staying alive, peeing, having sex. Everything. If you have a fever, she's going to have one too, no matter how tough she is. If you want to sleep all day, she's going to get tired too. If you don't clean up your room, you're not going to get to play. If you want a better pet, she may not love you as much.
Speaking of
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