[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (379)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 07:38

Waiter? The fudetion of this meal is unacceptable. Let me speak to your manager.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 06:41

I'm too sexy for my chairt. So sexy it hurts.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 14:19

I wish I hadn't fucked up.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 17:41

Inspector Gadge
Hoo Hooo
Inspector Gadge

Go Gadge Go
Go Gadge Go

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 21:13

>>3
I don't mean to depride you, but that just means you're sitting on it wrong.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 23:37

>>6
Actually, I think I might have a kidney stown.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 01:21

eww. I'm so grossed out. juckugh

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 19:22

I'm hungry, time for some chow.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 06:45

I have finaly masterd English speling! I am exdume.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:16

This thread has started rather lamely. It needs more gudement.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:59

>>11
Shut up, nerd! It clearly needs more jockness!

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:51

I wonder what shi is up to these days.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:59

>>13 still lurking 2chan downloading catt pictures

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 17:48

Would you like some soy sauce with your fries?

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 01:20

I didn't even order fries! How will I keep my expanding goyrth under control now?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 05:01

"I never learned what keeps cabinet shelves up," said Tom doullly.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 04:01

It's time for some chow! Anyone want to eat with me?

19 Name: sage : 1993-09-9517 02:04

Don't you think this site is kinda dedish?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 22:18

Don't yele at me!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 18:35

I think that I may be inove

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 23:36

This post is merely a figment of your imagination.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 11:21

Oh, how I hate being interrupted by thatchime.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 12:20

How did Vaith get the Gravita so sexy...

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 20:25

expuze me?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 10:24

All the posts in the DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD thread are so sheiyable. Well, most of them anyway.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 00:44

I love koyt's poo songs

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 02:02

deash holds no territory in Syria anymore.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 09:45

When an alchemist wants to hit the slopes, he brews a skipotion.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 09:38

Any time I see a crow by the side of the road when I'm driving, I say "hi birdie!!!" and wave and then nearly crash my car

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 14:57

My fat goth girlfriend keeps nagging me to watch her favorite porno invader rim with her

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:14

I like the smell of my krotch

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 19:19

>>31
She sounds pretty ploughable

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 13:50

Just hired a taiwanese chick for an hour of her bustution services

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 16:17

>>34
It is a sin for white men to lay with slant eyed beasts

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 18:36

I almost finished my program but then I rewrode it in rust

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 23:13

Oh, itfs a rerun.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 17:20

gow!, right in the kisser

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 20:49

I'm done with this shitch

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 04:01

I can't believe people fell for the "your self cola" trick.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:28

But that's wrong you fucking rerad.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:47

Isn't this cocktail dress to die for? It's by vershece, you know.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 21:25

scoping niggas like it's vietnam

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 12:38

Shitty thread, sabe.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 16:44

I don't have the will to not shit myself

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 13:54

The meat in my basement is close to expiration

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 23:16

dude, chill out.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 02:27

The jeche idea is Kim Il-sung's original, brilliant and revolutionary contribution to national and international thought

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 04:20

One's jouyment of life does not come from wealth.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 05:16

There's no need to point out such a minor flaw.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 09:35

I put out

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 10:48

Yesssssssssss!!!I have Louuuuuuise!!was good kett !!it can do alone!!!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:10

dere goos der chraiain chutchuthe

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:11

This threde sucks

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:31

>>54 Don't you know it's unlux to complain without saging first?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 00:18

>>54 unhan this thread this instant!

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:15

Play it back! rerine the tapes!

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 17:14

This year's poduche sure is QUALITY.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 10:21

do re mi faw sol la ti do

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 17:42

Why are all these kids laughing at me for drinking shoy?

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 19:33

You have 61 unrede messages.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 07:58

Captain Kirk once put a Vulcan in his checked baggage. He called it Operation stospock.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 22:03

When he had finished speaking, there was no applause, no murmuring. There was only silence and accusatory stares. "What's the matter?" he asked. "I only said I hope--" A woman cut him off, almost angrily. "You can't hope for that," she said. "It's not allowed. It's not hopeable!"

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 10:20

marth, we are all depending on you!

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 18:30

These dubex brand condoms certainly relieve my practical difficulties as a gentleman with two cocks

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 20:31

After the tinfoil-outlet experiment, Steve could only say he had an exkock.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 14:22

OP is fat and sweaty, kinda pigly.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 15:05

I'll bring the cole if you'll bring the slaw. Don't though, it's gross.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 19:49

Slaying the six-toed dragon is quite a feat.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 21:36

Hello, frends! thnk would qute lke to vst Teh Re's Dner tonght! Who's wth me?

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 17:52

>>70
No thanks, I heard their food tastes like shete

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 20:38

The place is filthy, too. I saw a cockroach there once.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 20:22

I failed my grammar exvame! (LG„tG)

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:01

>>73 You could probably pirate some grammar study books on the darkweb or something but you better use tor because that would be illegal probably

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 06:14

Imagine having OCR artifacts
This post was made by CAPTCHA gang

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 15:46

mo money mo problems

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 20:45

I hate yigeer lol

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 05:02

Throw me the rope already! I hate snakes...

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 15:58

I have read Harry poytter before. It was terrible!

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 21:08

You ever just beat a rod until a tank empties?

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 13:12

I simply had to admire the girl on the beach's titness

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 15:05

I'd like an inod for audio to sleep to.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 20:00

I always dress so demure, maybe I should try something a little more sluttish...

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 02:17

Can you explain *howdish* works?

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 16:38

>>84 Sure, you've gotta change le formatting to WakabaMark

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 18:06

Do you feel luckish, punk?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:04

expube

No further elaboration necessary

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 16:26

I can't milk a kow.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 17:44

> u never a dey grammar english

unadge 's unadge ni only chowd tdown zi couln ze viewn mo, whazze moann bou?

(actual captcha: youd never guess)

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 17:58

My pants were shat after eating the incredibly spicy pepper dish.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 14:04

Oh, right, I have that document open intab 2,387.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 02:52

Spelling spoken diction isn't an exat science.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 08:27

Shut your gob.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 20:57

My boyen piano broke!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 18:15

OP is a fage.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 19:48

Magical creature that lives in the woods and doesn't abduct women: incelf

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 23:56

That is all I keangive you.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 01:35

I eat rice everyday.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 04:31

Me too, >>98! I like it with a side of bok choy.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 20:14

hi everyone how are you doing?

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 20:50

>>100 I'm a bit nervous, as I'm about to undergo riscetion.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 23:52

>>100 I'm feeling kinda jonely.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 00:06

Someone asked me to sign something. It was a petution or something like that.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 12:11

AWOOGA! That's a fine dame.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 17:13

I got food poisoning at Shangece's Chinese Express Buffet this weekend

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 22:27

I've got naithing to add to this thread

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 03:43

I'm so excited for Justin beaber's live performance!

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 22:21

I wanted to go to college, but I can't pay for tuvition.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 23:30

I wish Donald Trump were British, so he could mege

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 04:14

I like cowzz.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 21:44

I still haven't got a respozz.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 06:03

He vanly tried to save her.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 12:09

>>109
If Donald Trump were British, he'd have a lot more bongness.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 00:57

What you're looking for? It's in the reirb.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 15:32

You look slouckable tonight.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 14:55

His fight ended in a ko.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 21:29

He may have survived the Infinity War, but one day Loki will become an exthom.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 23:42

>>116
Well that's that for his remaining chances to unlose.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 10:12

>>118
I guess he won't be making any checks inwon column.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 13:17

It wasn't the deitt of his victory.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 21:37

Moscow citizens are voting for ruxit today.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 04:10

Ninety nine problems but a biss ain't one.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 17:41

deare Santa, I have not yet received my presents!

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9641 07:18

That wasn't very frightening at all, I nearly uncackt me undax

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9641 09:19

I've had unoff! I can't take it anymore!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 20:20

I can't reatt properly due to my dyslexia!

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 20:29

This underwear is making my balls chafe.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 23:52

Did you even put yime in this? It's actually really hard to overdo. Go for it!

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9644 19:15

I hate this circus entertainer so much that his klown kar looks in my eyes very ceyable.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 02:19

I've made a mistake. I want to unfisk immediately, but I know... it's stuck.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 05:13

I wanted to reave, but I already reft.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 16:09

The book was pretty skeamable.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 22:11

What is the correct protocol to go about petting catgirls?

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 01:10

>>133
Pet the catboys first. Bros before ho​s.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 12:19

Lots of pumass in this jungle.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:00

I popped out his eye from the scocketh

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 11:48

That siren has too much pepotion to be a police car.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 20:47

This eurobeat track has a nice riff

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 23:42

I like the sid sound but I can't do anything good with it.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 15:44

Hello, my deire. How are you?

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 21:21

augh oh no my mother has throsh

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 23:34

He is yiesken indeed.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 23:59

I broke my jaw

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 14:07

Behold unyoth, the most kawaii cosmic horror

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 18:59

I will forever be kieng of the land

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 00:50

If unudge me I will judge you.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 14:54

Quickly, private, drive us to the munition dump.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 15:50

200!? This is such a failping....

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 00:21

I'm 12 and this is deepe.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 01:52

wedit it redit

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 02:40

Now, without further ado, its.... puchement time!

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 03:53

My name is Sakura Kinomoto and I'm going to collect all the klow cards

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 06:33

My bowels are roiling! I took a bunch of Tums, but all that made me do is shittum.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 13:10

>>153
Virus? I have norotion of what it could be.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 22:35

>>153
omg this is so deape

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 22:36

>>154
I might be koughen but I'm still completely healthy.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 00:03

>>156
You should get a blood test to check that out, as long as you're veinable.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 12:46

>>157 But I get really scared when I see the scucotion of my blood out of my arm.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 14:39

wowll! Is that a man riding a shrimp?

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 16:50

Cute girl returning to her home sneezing everywhere after towring Italy

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9692 12:55

The Pokémon Company rejected my design for bolbish, something about "100 years too soon" and "would likely traumatize the child".

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9693 03:52

She's really haigable.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9693 07:29

I don't know how to extract the rar

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 18:43

If only my fingers fang on command, for that young specimen is certainly fingable.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 01:51

No thanks, I'm gay. My penis ain't going in nove.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 12:03

Back to the pit with ye

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 22:08

I ain't no furry, but I'm feeling pretty yiffish today.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 11:54

That was awesome, your radeness!

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:53

Oy, mate. moynive is not sharp enough.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 21:08

Don't come near me, Chinaman!

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 20:02

As regards my anus, please hax it.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 02:13

oh shit 4-ch, i'm cameing

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 10:36

>>172
use protection or you might catch an sti

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 12:40

I ripped my shirt, how can I unrip it?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 12:50

My room is a little messy, gotta apply that feng shui.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 13:32

I need to pee.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 08:56

I'm so cheffish, I could cook a horse!

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 09:07

By day, I am Bruce wane, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me... Captchaman.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 15:50

I tried to make a joke to break the yice, but she didn't laugh and made it even more awkward.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 21:42

I cheg down my protein requirements even though it's kind of gross.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 05:46

gucci gang

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 01:56

I'm so stupid. I can't find a dolution.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 18:13

My boat has arrived at the porth.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 09:09

This arthouse remake of Gone with the Wind starring a Japanese carp is quite coygable.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 11:53

Don't read into it; it's not that deepe.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 15:41

Water is really pourable. I pour it over my plants every week.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 15:21

Is economic bigition really about the wealth of nations, or just about making the economy big?

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 23:00

Recently, women I've had intercourse have been complaining of excess flatulence, as though my cock were some sort of queiner

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 10:20

Unfortunately, she was in [i]noskition[/i] to do anything.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 05:24

>>69
nice

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 09:23

Good daigh, DQN.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:54

thussathe Zarathustra

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:07

My cat has klawnen

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:23

i noticed that my bunny has been bingish lately.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 09:40

Don't act so nieffive with your pets, despite the quarantine.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:22

I wish funkomation would dedub that last episode of robo ballsack 3

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:27

I'm a master dater

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:41

The defendant is hereby sentenced... to death!

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 04:14

The defendant has escaped through the use of the mystic power contained in his jo crystal!

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 23:38

George Washington was the first Jewish ballerina in space.[cibation needed]

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 23:12

Having some serious bowel mowghment going on here...

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 05:11

feck you all

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 06:49

>>200
Inspiring! I would convert to Judaism but I don't think I can unham.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 07:58

>>203
Then you shall remain a gullible woy

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 13:45

Some Dutch writers regard ij as a ji unto itself.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 03:28

You will never do the frop

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 23:40

The inside of this diaper is delicious, who in their right mind would throw it away? *chom*p

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 00:00

I will inthrame bps and turn this domain into a cuban magical girl kigurumi meetup site

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 08:48

Suck my di

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 13:45

No, you lick my beller

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 17:00

komoche: The pleasore of being commed inside.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:54

Look, it's Mud'deb leading a band of desert warrior <i>femene</i>.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:55

Oh shucks oh gawss, I forgot to change the formatting type.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:18

I have chaith in this thread...

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:21

I don't care about this board and I never have. I bet by the end of the 90s, BBS will become obsolete, and we'll all go are separate ways without ever saying goodbye.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 03:25

It's time to admit it, I could stand to lose a few pounds. For the rest of the year I will stick to a strict nofation diet!

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 12:27

The consequences of eating the whole bag of "Death" brand spicy corn chips has left my trotchute in a condition most regrettable.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:08

Why, yes, she IS attractive, but I would never be that crude. Instead, let us say "bed". Your mom is a total milb.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:22

I don't see the problem with being vude!

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:38

Thankfully, my bank's fraud detection department is really sharp, and caught my unscrupulous apartment owners trying to rekash my rent check!

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:47

Of course emacs won't run on the dusty 486 you found while cleaning out your family's basement, but relax, vill run just fine.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 12:50

yeix man, yeix

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 19:46

They call it tache but it never sticks.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 21:52

Pretty hot right now, not at all frezeish.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 06:34

This fungus has fascinating gutution.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 07:52

I wish to enter a secret area of VUP quality and become a vupeer.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 19:06

The bomb didn't go off, so it's time to reazz the area.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 05:34

Studying fisics so I can become a fisition

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 02:01

Somebody touch-a my sheghett!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 19:07

Guaranteed replies to your posts with this one weird treick!

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 20:43

The diets have failed to make us unfat.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 04:44

Using a toaster may be faster, but I prefer to broy bread when I have the time.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 06:59

When Godzilla stomped on the 1-mile-long sealed bag of Cheetos, thebang was the stuff of legend.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 20:55

Ide lyke 2 despell jinotion that I hav no idea how 2 spel

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 00:50

Girls juss wanna have fun

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 03:37

We know one of you DQNs is the criminal. It's time for you to fezzep.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 06:26

I'm gonna fly fish for the Loch Ness Monster even though people say it isn't kawttable!

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:29

Your dog is sougly I want to pet him. I want to pet him for roughly an hour.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 12:21

that mashed sweet potato is an exyam

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 13:25

>>239
If you'd sliced, deep fried and eaten it, it could have been an excip

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 21:02

Hey, do you want to try out my ketamine/caffeine fusion blend? I call it ceffine.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 21:46

My eugenics lab is dedicated to genetically engineering the Chinaryan master race.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 18:53

Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 01:53

Now we put just a chice of salt...

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 22:45

This hard disk dude is a real scun.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 12:58

Oh yes, do I love reip

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 15:02

I would say that Britain from 1979-1990 was quite thatchable.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 14:16

Suck on my chode

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 17:34

Ay yo, what up?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 20:24

anyway stan jieben

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 22:24

I don't think the company can market a product like that, we need to make it more thotheable.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 01:17

Will you buy our ptulips? How about plilleze?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 07:24

this captcha is shiet

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 12:45

Out of all the plastic dolls, He-Man has greatest toyghness

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 22:22

We were to experiment on the criticality of Diet Coke®, but alas, the State lacked sufficiently fissive material.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 06:37

The situation sucks, but it's kopeable.

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 18:45

I couldn't finished that thesk you gave me in time.

258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:21

Oh god I need to fape!

259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 17:26

she's a bitch, I'd call her a bitch, right in front of her tits

260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 08:50

My exmome took me back to the orphanage.

261 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 21:16

You'll enjoy our product when you cum indoll.

262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:00

lick my nuts.

263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:23

prase the sun.

264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:17

Key lime pie, yeah boyy

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 23:12

These feelings of teidness are overwhelming me...

266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 19:29

I feel so good right now!

267 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 21:05

Slugs are actually a type of lichen.[cication needed]

268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 05:23

Watt is this crap?

269 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 13:15

Next time I see your ugly mug I'll give you a beating you won't soon forget!

270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 23:00

There's a snake inide his ass.

271 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 00:02

holy kow, what a captcha

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 03:41

me da pena que te dicirlo pero tienes que regresar

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 17:53

Send him to exile.

274 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:46

I'm 50% normie and 50% gamer, so instead of "lol" or "kek," I go klalk.

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:44

gimme the leche boys and bleed my soul

276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 16:46

I had kelp for lunch today.

277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 14:43

Uncle sam wants me.

278 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 18:57

I can't hear you. I'm defe

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:13

Fuck you, old hage.

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 06:03

Letfs quaze into each otherfs eyes.

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:51

You watch too much unime if you think staring into a quasar is a good idea!

282 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:36

Man, that smug fat faggot's face sure does make him koyllable.

283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:50

I give this captcha two *thub*s up

284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 05:25

>>282 I might just shoot him with my bow.

285 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 12:58

Wow, that bowel movement surely did unwipe me.

286 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 16:02

In the hip new lingo, it's not a maths equation, it's just a maquation.

287 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 13:18

Yess, keep on performing those bowel movements >>285!! Good goy!

288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 17:44

When you get the urge to scratch the worst girl from EVA it's called a reitch.

289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 19:08

>>286 I heard youngsters nowadays pronounce DQN as dequune.

290 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 20:39

My devolution ray will now fishize the population of this city! Muahahahaha!

291 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 11:26

>>289 This is the kind of thing I was talking about in https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1487754277/8 - yesterday I was thinking haha imagine people said it like dequune haha and said it out loud a few times. That was yesterday and now it is today. How did you hear me‽

292 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 01:06

Viennese in Vienna, born to parents Viennese themselves, could not get any wiener!

293 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 14:30

That movie was pure gore

294 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 23:54

imagine buying an expensive mechanical keyboard and typing in qwerty. such fools receive my quudgement.

295 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 23:57

Why go to work if I can stay at home and mope all I want?

296 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 01:26

I want a maid to unchore me.

297 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 13:03

I'll put that dog on a lish.

298 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 19:51

The exrime of a retired contemporary sailor

299 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 02:59

>>294 You ought to win a faggot badge for not liking qwerty.

300 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 03:54

>>299
if u dont do dvorak u can ride my dick

301 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 04:15

dvorak is for psuedointellectual shaists

302 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 15:48

>>300
If you do dvorak you can lick my baw.

303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 18:12

Oh boy, a real word.

304 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 22:51

Oh joy, a real word

305 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 00:34

Oh choy, a steel bird!

306 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 01:02

The sluts displayeth their meats\making the ways liketh exobe butch'rs

307 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 14:10

Never step on a lily pad.

308 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 18:21

Azuki bean paste attracts Doraemon, being dorayaki his favourite food.

309 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 11:10

Stop or you'll make me quum

310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 18:44

Please don't inoy me

311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 18:45

I fucked every team member of the Red Sox

312 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 00:59

Come on, man, give me a heiffive.

313 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 02:06

penis cage

314 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 21:53

>>306
Plural subjects do not take verbs ending in -eth, shisc.

315 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 21:43

Exchuse me?

316 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 23:00

Who is Koyzzer Soze?

317 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 23:24

I need an anime girlfriend in maid clothes.

318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 03:33

Better safe than sorry

319 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 20:11

>>1-san is a faggot.

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 21:59

After Rudolph Giuliani poops his pants in a televised court session, he will be lovingly nicknamed unkolf.

321 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 02:48

They agree with everything he says. The amount of yepment in that room is no joke!

322 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 00:46

wow, DQN sure is gay today.

323 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 11:48

I'm a bitch.

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 12:51

Don't tell me where to put my pien! I'll stick it wherever I damn well please.

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 10:53

The Welsh play the pib.

326 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 12:39

I'd like to tell you that I'm a DQN martial artist of the tenth grade. Mess with me and expect a mitten strike.

327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 03:50

My academic field of study is the trucks of the British Isles, also known as lorition.

328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 08:53

Well, I'm a DQN marital artist of the highest order, and I'll definitely inflict a gross nejation on your grandmother if you displease me.

329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 19:01

>>328 I'll cut you with my katana if you dare do that, pal.

330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 19:04

chobosh, I summon thee!

331 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 00:27

It's pronounced jiff, silly.

332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:30

si, I will do this.

333 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 11:03

wi are not letting ssz get away with the assassination of his antecessor.

334 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 18:19

Take that, dweebs! I just gave 4-ch a one star review on yielp.

335 Name: –Ό–³‚΅‚³‚ρ : 1993-09-9962 17:47

336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:35

>>334 That much? I thought you were thouger than that.

337 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:46

All'a these bitches tryna get a sip of mapotion!

338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 17:28

>>315 No, exuse me!

339 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 23:01

pe nis

340 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 00:43

>>339 That was a scowghable attempt.

341 Name: vc: lush : 1993-09-9971 09:31

Need a pair of lush asscheecks in my face or so help me god

342 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 09:32

excuse my mistake, I meant to type asscheeks. Preferably from a past, or as my verification says, pog.

343 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 09:32

again, past should say pawg.

Lieger.

344 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 23:03

You'll grow out of it, it's just a fadge

345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 21:49

Schwetz' jeder hier Pennsylfanisch Deitch?

346 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 22:28

For this post I had "bow"

347 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 16:15

I'm moving to the countryside. Can't handle all this car palution.

348 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 02:17

What is she doing to that dog? Gross...

349 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 16:18

>>348-san's mind is cess pool.

350 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 01:38

>>349 You ain't seen nowting yet.

351 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 10:30

Submerging in my undersea bote

352 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 13:57

Can I ask you a kind of a personal quusetion?

353 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 17:55

I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive. I definitely do not find that hen attractive.

354 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:29

I'm going to eat Silica gell and you can't stop me.

355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 21:35

>>354 you will get what you dezzuve!

356 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:03

I am going to vore you. I'm not a pervert, just very hungry!

357 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 00:51

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

358 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 00:53

>>357
I remember watching a schoolhouse rock video to memorize this for social studies.
Good times.

359 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 02:57

Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duttise of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 03:40

Bad boys like you are clearly in need of a https://4-ch.net/dqn/captcha.pl?selector=.postcaptcha

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:34

The adult industry, or as we call it in more cultured circles, the gizzness

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:35

>>360 It says friels

363 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 11:28

>>353 It's okay to like hens, we won't inpose our preferences on you.

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364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 09:41

I choose to exhaust good captchas of my own voletion.

365 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 08:34

Jim Craw's Fermented Sea Emporium is currently looking for new em*ploypment*

366 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 08:37

Your five fingered toenail is quite freaxish

367 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 08:47

go away, you smell worse than a goat molesting his niece while eating barbequed pig fetus cooked on the hottest day of Aruba

368 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:32

You do relize that goats can't make barbecues, right?

369 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:49

My guche is itchy

370 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:50

>>368 I'm afraid I don't know what you rean

371 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:58

Well *extremely homosexual voice*, [i]exscuve[/i] me

372 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 10:24

unite, DQNs of the world!

373 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 15:57

The quick brown fox is dead. It can't jump anymore.

374 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:15

And lead us not into rupition but deliver us from rupes.

375 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:31

Yes, your vubeness. Right away.

376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 16:09

inut on my socks.

377 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 10:25

all the flying mittens are making me feel dizzuy

378 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 11:43

A hush descended over DQN as everyone watched the reopening of the imageboard.

379 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:41

Well exwuse me, pwincess.

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