[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (281)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 07:38

Waiter? The fudetion of this meal is unacceptable. Let me speak to your manager.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9483 06:41

I'm too sexy for my chairt. So sexy it hurts.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 14:19

I wish I hadn't fucked up.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 17:41

Inspector Gadge
Hoo Hooo
Inspector Gadge

Go Gadge Go
Go Gadge Go

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 21:13

>>3
I don't mean to depride you, but that just means you're sitting on it wrong.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 23:37

>>6
Actually, I think I might have a kidney stown.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 01:21

eww. I'm so grossed out. juckugh

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 19:22

I'm hungry, time for some chow.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 06:45

I have finaly masterd English speling! I am exdume.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:16

This thread has started rather lamely. It needs more gudement.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 04:59

>>11
Shut up, nerd! It clearly needs more jockness!

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:51

I wonder what shi is up to these days.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 14:59

>>13 still lurking 2chan downloading catt pictures

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 17:48

Would you like some soy sauce with your fries?

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 01:20

I didn't even order fries! How will I keep my expanding goyrth under control now?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 05:01

"I never learned what keeps cabinet shelves up," said Tom doullly.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 04:01

It's time for some chow! Anyone want to eat with me?

19 Name: sage : 1993-09-9517 02:04

Don't you think this site is kinda dedish?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 22:18

Don't yele at me!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 18:35

I think that I may be inove

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 23:36

This post is merely a figment of your imagination.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 11:21

Oh, how I hate being interrupted by thatchime.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 12:20

How did Vaith get the Gravita so sexy...

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 20:25

expuze me?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 10:24

All the posts in the DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD thread are so sheiyable. Well, most of them anyway.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 00:44

I love koyt's poo songs

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 02:02

deash holds no territory in Syria anymore.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 09:45

When an alchemist wants to hit the slopes, he brews a skipotion.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 09:38

Any time I see a crow by the side of the road when I'm driving, I say "hi birdie!!!" and wave and then nearly crash my car

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 14:57

My fat goth girlfriend keeps nagging me to watch her favorite porno invader rim with her

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:14

I like the smell of my krotch

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 19:19

>>31
She sounds pretty ploughable

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 13:50

Just hired a taiwanese chick for an hour of her bustution services

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 16:17

>>34
It is a sin for white men to lay with slant eyed beasts

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 18:36

I almost finished my program but then I rewrode it in rust

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 23:13

Oh, itfs a rerun.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 17:20

gow!, right in the kisser

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 20:49

I'm done with this shitch

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 04:01

I can't believe people fell for the "your self cola" trick.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:28

But that's wrong you fucking rerad.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:47

Isn't this cocktail dress to die for? It's by vershece, you know.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 21:25

scoping niggas like it's vietnam

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 12:38

Shitty thread, sabe.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 16:44

I don't have the will to not shit myself

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 13:54

The meat in my basement is close to expiration

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 23:16

dude, chill out.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 02:27

The jeche idea is Kim Il-sung's original, brilliant and revolutionary contribution to national and international thought

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 04:20

One's jouyment of life does not come from wealth.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 05:16

There's no need to point out such a minor flaw.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 09:35

I put out

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 10:48

Yesssssssssss!!!I have Louuuuuuise!!was good kett !!it can do alone!!!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:10

dere goos der chraiain chutchuthe

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:11

This threde sucks

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:31

>>54 Don't you know it's unlux to complain without saging first?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 00:18

>>54 unhan this thread this instant!

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:15

Play it back! rerine the tapes!

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 17:14

This year's poduche sure is QUALITY.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 10:21

do re mi faw sol la ti do

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 17:42

Why are all these kids laughing at me for drinking shoy?

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 19:33

You have 61 unrede messages.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 07:58

Captain Kirk once put a Vulcan in his checked baggage. He called it Operation stospock.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 22:03

When he had finished speaking, there was no applause, no murmuring. There was only silence and accusatory stares. "What's the matter?" he asked. "I only said I hope--" A woman cut him off, almost angrily. "You can't hope for that," she said. "It's not allowed. It's not hopeable!"

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 10:20

marth, we are all depending on you!

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 18:30

These dubex brand condoms certainly relieve my practical difficulties as a gentleman with two cocks

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 20:31

After the tinfoil-outlet experiment, Steve could only say he had an exkock.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 14:22

OP is fat and sweaty, kinda pigly.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 15:05

I'll bring the cole if you'll bring the slaw. Don't though, it's gross.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 19:49

Slaying the six-toed dragon is quite a feat.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 21:36

Hello, frends! thnk would qute lke to vst Teh Re's Dner tonght! Who's wth me?

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 17:52

>>70
No thanks, I heard their food tastes like shete

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 20:38

The place is filthy, too. I saw a cockroach there once.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 20:22

I failed my grammar exvame! (LGtG)

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:01

>>73 You could probably pirate some grammar study books on the darkweb or something but you better use tor because that would be illegal probably

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 06:14

Imagine having OCR artifacts
This post was made by CAPTCHA gang

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 15:46

mo money mo problems

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 20:45

I hate yigeer lol

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 05:02

Throw me the rope already! I hate snakes...

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 15:58

I have read Harry poytter before. It was terrible!

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 21:08

You ever just beat a rod until a tank empties?

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 13:12

I simply had to admire the girl on the beach's titness

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 15:05

I'd like an inod for audio to sleep to.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 20:00

I always dress so demure, maybe I should try something a little more sluttish...

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 02:17

Can you explain *howdish* works?

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 16:38

>>84 Sure, you've gotta change le formatting to WakabaMark

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 18:06

Do you feel luckish, punk?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:04

expube

No further elaboration necessary

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 16:26

I can't milk a kow.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 17:44

> u never a dey grammar english

unadge 's unadge ni only chowd tdown zi couln ze viewn mo, whazze moann bou?

(actual captcha: youd never guess)

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 17:58

My pants were shat after eating the incredibly spicy pepper dish.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 14:04

Oh, right, I have that document open intab 2,387.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 02:52

Spelling spoken diction isn't an exat science.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 08:27

Shut your gob.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 20:57

My boyen piano broke!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 18:15

OP is a fage.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 19:48

Magical creature that lives in the woods and doesn't abduct women: incelf

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 23:56

That is all I keangive you.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 01:35

I eat rice everyday.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 04:31

Me too, >>98! I like it with a side of bok choy.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 20:14

hi everyone how are you doing?

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 20:50

>>100 I'm a bit nervous, as I'm about to undergo riscetion.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 23:52

>>100 I'm feeling kinda jonely.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 00:06

Someone asked me to sign something. It was a petution or something like that.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 12:11

AWOOGA! That's a fine dame.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 17:13

I got food poisoning at Shangece's Chinese Express Buffet this weekend

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 22:27

I've got naithing to add to this thread

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 03:43

I'm so excited for Justin beaber's live performance!

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 22:21

I wanted to go to college, but I can't pay for tuvition.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 23:30

I wish Donald Trump were British, so he could mege

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 04:14

I like cowzz.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 21:44

I still haven't got a respozz.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 06:03

He vanly tried to save her.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 12:09

>>109
If Donald Trump were British, he'd have a lot more bongness.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 00:57

What you're looking for? It's in the reirb.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 15:32

You look slouckable tonight.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 14:55

His fight ended in a ko.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 21:29

He may have survived the Infinity War, but one day Loki will become an exthom.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 23:42

>>116
Well that's that for his remaining chances to unlose.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 10:12

>>118
I guess he won't be making any checks inwon column.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 13:17

It wasn't the deitt of his victory.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 21:37

Moscow citizens are voting for ruxit today.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 04:10

Ninety nine problems but a biss ain't one.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 17:41

deare Santa, I have not yet received my presents!

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9641 07:18

That wasn't very frightening at all, I nearly uncackt me undax

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9641 09:19

I've had unoff! I can't take it anymore!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 20:20

I can't reatt properly due to my dyslexia!

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 20:29

This underwear is making my balls chafe.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 23:52

Did you even put yime in this? It's actually really hard to overdo. Go for it!

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9644 19:15

I hate this circus entertainer so much that his klown kar looks in my eyes very ceyable.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 02:19

I've made a mistake. I want to unfisk immediately, but I know... it's stuck.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 05:13

I wanted to reave, but I already reft.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 16:09

The book was pretty skeamable.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 22:11

What is the correct protocol to go about petting catgirls?

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 01:10

>>133
Pet the catboys first. Bros before ho​s.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 12:19

Lots of pumass in this jungle.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:00

I popped out his eye from the scocketh

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 11:48

That siren has too much pepotion to be a police car.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 20:47

This eurobeat track has a nice riff

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 23:42

I like the sid sound but I can't do anything good with it.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 15:44

Hello, my deire. How are you?

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 21:21

augh oh no my mother has throsh

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 23:34

He is yiesken indeed.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 23:59

I broke my jaw

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 14:07

Behold unyoth, the most kawaii cosmic horror

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 18:59

I will forever be kieng of the land

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 00:50

If unudge me I will judge you.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 14:54

Quickly, private, drive us to the munition dump.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 15:50

200!? This is such a failping....

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 00:21

I'm 12 and this is deepe.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 01:52

wedit it redit

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 02:40

Now, without further ado, its.... puchement time!

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 03:53

My name is Sakura Kinomoto and I'm going to collect all the klow cards

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 06:33

My bowels are roiling! I took a bunch of Tums, but all that made me do is shittum.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 13:10

>>153
Virus? I have norotion of what it could be.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 22:35

>>153
omg this is so deape

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 22:36

>>154
I might be koughen but I'm still completely healthy.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 00:03

>>156
You should get a blood test to check that out, as long as you're veinable.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 12:46

>>157 But I get really scared when I see the scucotion of my blood out of my arm.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 14:39

wowll! Is that a man riding a shrimp?

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 16:50

Cute girl returning to her home sneezing everywhere after towring Italy

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9692 12:55

The Pokémon Company rejected my design for bolbish, something about "100 years too soon" and "would likely traumatize the child".

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9693 03:52

She's really haigable.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9693 07:29

I don't know how to extract the rar

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 18:43

If only my fingers fang on command, for that young specimen is certainly fingable.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 01:51

No thanks, I'm gay. My penis ain't going in nove.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 12:03

Back to the pit with ye

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 22:08

I ain't no furry, but I'm feeling pretty yiffish today.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 11:54

That was awesome, your radeness!

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:53

Oy, mate. moynive is not sharp enough.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 21:08

Don't come near me, Chinaman!

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 20:02

As regards my anus, please hax it.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 02:13

oh shit 4-ch, i'm cameing

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 10:36

>>172
use protection or you might catch an sti

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 12:40

I ripped my shirt, how can I unrip it?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 12:50

My room is a little messy, gotta apply that feng shui.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 13:32

I need to pee.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 08:56

I'm so cheffish, I could cook a horse!

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 09:07

By day, I am Bruce wane, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me... Captchaman.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 15:50

I tried to make a joke to break the yice, but she didn't laugh and made it even more awkward.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 21:42

I cheg down my protein requirements even though it's kind of gross.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 05:46

gucci gang

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 01:56

I'm so stupid. I can't find a dolution.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 18:13

My boat has arrived at the porth.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 09:09

This arthouse remake of Gone with the Wind starring a Japanese carp is quite coygable.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 11:53

Don't read into it; it's not that deepe.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 15:41

Water is really pourable. I pour it over my plants every week.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 15:21

Is economic bigition really about the wealth of nations, or just about making the economy big?

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 23:00

Recently, women I've had intercourse have been complaining of excess flatulence, as though my cock were some sort of queiner

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 10:20

Unfortunately, she was in [i]noskition[/i] to do anything.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 05:24

>>69
nice

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 09:23

Good daigh, DQN.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:54

thussathe Zarathustra

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:07

My cat has klawnen

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:23

i noticed that my bunny has been bingish lately.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 09:40

Don't act so nieffive with your pets, despite the quarantine.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:22

I wish funkomation would dedub that last episode of robo ballsack 3

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:27

I'm a master dater

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:41

The defendant is hereby sentenced... to death!

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 04:14

The defendant has escaped through the use of the mystic power contained in his jo crystal!

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 23:38

George Washington was the first Jewish ballerina in space.[cibation needed]

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 23:12

Having some serious bowel mowghment going on here...

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 05:11

feck you all

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 06:49

>>200
Inspiring! I would convert to Judaism but I don't think I can unham.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 07:58

>>203
Then you shall remain a gullible woy

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 13:45

Some Dutch writers regard ij as a ji unto itself.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 03:28

You will never do the frop

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 23:40

The inside of this diaper is delicious, who in their right mind would throw it away? *chom*p

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 00:00

I will inthrame bps and turn this domain into a cuban magical girl kigurumi meetup site

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 08:48

Suck my di

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 13:45

No, you lick my beller

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 17:00

komoche: The pleasore of being commed inside.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:54

Look, it's Mud'deb leading a band of desert warrior <i>femene</i>.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:55

Oh shucks oh gawss, I forgot to change the formatting type.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:18

I have chaith in this thread...

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:21

I don't care about this board and I never have. I bet by the end of the 90s, BBS will become obsolete, and we'll all go are separate ways without ever saying goodbye.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 03:25

It's time to admit it, I could stand to lose a few pounds. For the rest of the year I will stick to a strict nofation diet!

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 12:27

The consequences of eating the whole bag of "Death" brand spicy corn chips has left my trotchute in a condition most regrettable.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:08

Why, yes, she IS attractive, but I would never be that crude. Instead, let us say "bed". Your mom is a total milb.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:22

I don't see the problem with being vude!

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:38

Thankfully, my bank's fraud detection department is really sharp, and caught my unscrupulous apartment owners trying to rekash my rent check!

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:47

Of course emacs won't run on the dusty 486 you found while cleaning out your family's basement, but relax, vill run just fine.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 12:50

yeix man, yeix

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 19:46

They call it tache but it never sticks.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 21:52

Pretty hot right now, not at all frezeish.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 06:34

This fungus has fascinating gutution.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 07:52

I wish to enter a secret area of VUP quality and become a vupeer.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 19:06

The bomb didn't go off, so it's time to reazz the area.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 05:34

Studying fisics so I can become a fisition

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 02:01

Somebody touch-a my sheghett!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 19:07

Guaranteed replies to your posts with this one weird treick!

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 20:43

The diets have failed to make us unfat.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 04:44

Using a toaster may be faster, but I prefer to broy bread when I have the time.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 06:59

When Godzilla stomped on the 1-mile-long sealed bag of Cheetos, thebang was the stuff of legend.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 20:55

Ide lyke 2 despell jinotion that I hav no idea how 2 spel

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 00:50

Girls juss wanna have fun

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 03:37

We know one of you DQNs is the criminal. It's time for you to fezzep.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 06:26

I'm gonna fly fish for the Loch Ness Monster even though people say it isn't kawttable!

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:29

Your dog is sougly I want to pet him. I want to pet him for roughly an hour.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 12:21

that mashed sweet potato is an exyam

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 13:25

>>239
If you'd sliced, deep fried and eaten it, it could have been an excip

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 21:02

Hey, do you want to try out my ketamine/caffeine fusion blend? I call it ceffine.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 21:46

My eugenics lab is dedicated to genetically engineering the Chinaryan master race.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 18:53

Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 01:53

Now we put just a chice of salt...

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 22:45

This hard disk dude is a real scun.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 12:58

Oh yes, do I love reip

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 15:02

I would say that Britain from 1979-1990 was quite thatchable.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 14:16

Suck on my chode

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 17:34

Ay yo, what up?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 20:24

anyway stan jieben

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 22:24

I don't think the company can market a product like that, we need to make it more thotheable.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 01:17

Will you buy our ptulips? How about plilleze?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 07:24

this captcha is shiet

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 12:45

Out of all the plastic dolls, He-Man has greatest toyghness

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 22:22

We were to experiment on the criticality of Diet Coke®, but alas, the State lacked sufficiently fissive material.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 06:37

The situation sucks, but it's kopeable.

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 18:45

I couldn't finished that thesk you gave me in time.

258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:21

Oh god I need to fape!

259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 17:26

she's a bitch, I'd call her a bitch, right in front of her tits

260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 08:50

My exmome took me back to the orphanage.

261 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 21:16

You'll enjoy our product when you cum indoll.

262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:00

lick my nuts.

263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:23

prase the sun.

264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:17

Key lime pie, yeah boyy

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 23:12

These feelings of teidness are overwhelming me...

266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 19:29

I feel so good right now!

267 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 21:05

Slugs are actually a type of lichen.[cication needed]

268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 05:23

Watt is this crap?

269 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 13:15

Next time I see your ugly mug I'll give you a beating you won't soon forget!

270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 23:00

There's a snake inide his ass.

271 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 00:02

holy kow, what a captcha

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 03:41

me da pena que te dicirlo pero tienes que regresar

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 17:53

Send him to exile.

274 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:46

I'm 50% normie and 50% gamer, so instead of "lol" or "kek," I go klalk.

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:44

gimme the leche boys and bleed my soul

276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 16:46

I had kelp for lunch today.

277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 14:43

Uncle sam wants me.

278 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 18:57

I can't hear you. I'm defe

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:13

Fuck you, old hage.

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 06:03

Letfs quaze into each otherfs eyes.

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:51

You watch too much unime if you think staring into a quasar is a good idea!

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