CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (786)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

2 Name: vc:rat : 1993-09-9648 10:45

Organization Development Group

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 16:40

eq

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 22:43

While we're at it: I

captcha: we

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 11:53

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6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 17:57

SPHIOFACUARTJUDGYOW

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 08:26

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 10:12

seferaga

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 10:38

ボンバーミンミ

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 02:31

Acts 9:5–6

KJV: 5 And he [Paul] said, 'Who art thou Lord?' and the Lord said, 'I am Jesus whom
thou persecutest. It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.'

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 21:10

12 Name: Fidget Spinner : 1993-09-9653 12:32

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13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:15

The seized hard drives also included sexually explicit images of minors in a folder labeled "BAD STUFF," according to prosecutors.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:24

13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigabyte flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images and videos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, the lascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the following directories:

      a.   \things\don't click
b. \things\don't click\teens
c. \things\don't click\cp
d. \things\don't click\cp\cp

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 03:02

Literature - English-translated Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in dungeon (Danmachi) - Light Novel - Volume 01-14 - PDF

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 04:30

“I’m an artist,” Potok said. “Any publicity for myself is good publicity.”

Potok will appear at the Ontario Court of Justice in Brampton on Monday, March 9th.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 20:06

we've gotten young impressionable people to feel uncomfortable with looking good and cultivating healthy mentalities! we've fixed discrimination forever!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 03:59

Most New Hampshire Democrats would rather see a meteor 'extinguish all human life' than Trump re-elected, poll finds

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 19:10

>>19 they're soooooo pissy these days. wonder why.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 00:47

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23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 06:43

address sizes : 39 bits physical, 48 bits virtual

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 06:31

His nipples appear to have been cut, perhaps as an attempt to make him ineligible for the throne. Suckling a king’s nipples was a medieval gesture of submission that may have extended as far back as the Late Bronze Age, Kelly says. (Other experts argue that the bog itself was responsible for this nipple damage, as well as the immaculate condition of his hands.)

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 12:08

Beaw witnyess to the undenyiabwe powew of youw Wawchief ^w^ Be wifted by the wawwying cwy of youw dwagon swayews ^w^

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 13:45

value_comp compares the key values, not the value values. Because that's how C++ rolls.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9664 02:07

Sir Eric Pickles and Ed Balls appointed as co-chairs of the UK Holocaust Memorial Foundation Advisory Board

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9665 01:27

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30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 12:26

chloroform (1,801)

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 05:25

kuhahahahaha...nyan

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 11:11

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 15:37

Must not run away... Must not turn your back on him. He comes for people who have been driven into a corner and have nowhere to go... Must not talk about him... Must not think about him... Rumors help him grow... Imagination... Paranoia nurtures him! Nowhere to go...

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 09:50

Feminists Furious As Sonic's Success Proves Gamers Right

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 19:36

"O most gracious reader, wash your hands and touch the book only like this: turn the pages softly and keep your finger far away from the text".

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 10:31

Ancient Japanese gods and monsters are unleashed on modern-day London in this first book of an epic trilogy from acclaimed fantasy writer Zoë Marriott.

When Mio sneaks the family’s katana — a priceless ancestral sword —from her parents’ attic, she just wants to spice up a costume. But the katana is much more than a dusty antique. Awakening the power within the sword unleashes a terrible, ancient evil onto the streets of unsuspecting London. But it also releases Shinobu, a fearless warrior boy, from the depths of time. He helps to protect Mio — and steals her heart. With creatures straight out of Japanese myths stalking her and her friends, Mio realizes that if she cannot keep the sword safe and learn to control its legendary powers, she will lose not only her own life . . . but the love of a lifetime.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 05:32

Nobody called you "cute" and "childlike" on godddd

38 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-9676 05:44

Pope to Catholics: For Lent, give up trolling

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 00:04

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 10:11

don't EVER let a brahmin-privileged turmeric monster lecture you about POC, colonialism, cultural appropriation, or representation. remind them that when the lord indra arrived on the ganges in his chariot to slaughter 6 million dasyu aboriginals, the first word he said was 'namaste'

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 15:28

By elementary school he was already tired of trying to win all the time and never winning.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 11:04

he Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 17:51

POST hxxps://www.instagram.com/logging/falco
POST hxxps://www.instagram.com/logging/arwing

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 03:32

イケメン♂パラダイス

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 02:21

Ataru, powered by his lust, was able to pass traps similar to the ones of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade through the use of a lecherous 6th sense. Also to be noted from this movie is his ability to draw out his h-chi/h-ki (hentai chi/ki) to create a powerful lust aura similar to that of Happosai from Ranma ½. In the series, there was a time (through Ten's idiot ideas) when Sakura was haunted by a dream Ataru made originally for Lum. In the dream world where one's power is only limited to one's imagination, Ataru demonstrated powers similar to Neo from The Matrix, including stopping projectiles with a wave of his hand.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 04:29

is paper mario a fetish

47 Name: vc: revufe : 1993-09-9682 00:58

🔒ALL RISE FOR THE🔒
🔒NATIONAL ANTHEM🔒
🔒OF THE PEOPLE WHO🔒
🔒ARE BAD AT TWITTER🔒

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 04:58

2010/11/dried-meat.html

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 19:26

KYM Collector Bot has no friends.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9685 20:57

An expert has quality equal to your current crew Tier +1. Their scale is always
zero (1 person). Your experts increase in quality when your crew moves up in Tier

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 21:09

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 01:12

Firefighters in North Yorkshire have tackled a blaze that broke out after a pig swallowed a pedometer which then combusted in its pen after excretion.

The fire crews were called to a blaze covering 75 square metres at four pigpens in Bramham, near Leeds, on Saturday afternoon.

The North Yorkshire fire and rescue service said the fire was caused by “nature taking its course” and copper from the pedometer battery reacting with dry hay and the pigpen’s contents.

The pedometer was being used to prove the animal was free range and had been taken off one of its fellow pigs.

No animals were harmed as a result of the fire.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 04:19

バス席

55 Name: vc: meatment : 1993-09-9687 05:44

"I mean hey, I like Nethack, but come on...."
"Your tone is quasi-facetious, but you do not realize that POSIX was only standard to survive the OS wars."
"So?"
"'So,' now all OSes are POSIX."
"... no way."

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 02:02

#Coronavirus | Désinfox
❌ Non, La cocaïne NE protège PAS contre le #COVID19 .
✅ C’est une drogue addictive provoquant de graves effets indésirables et nocifs pour la santé des personnes.
👉 http://ow.ly/cHLd50yFFyb

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 15:18

His name is often recorded in the Bible as "Nebuchadrezzar" (in Ezekiel and parts of Jeremiah[e]), but more commonly as "Nebuchadnezzar". The form Nebuchadrezzar is more consistent with the original Akkadian, and some scholars believe that Nebuchadnezzar may be a derogatory pun used by the Israelites, meaning "Nabu, protect my jackass".[24]

58 Name: vc: how : 1993-09-9689 04:15

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 06:18

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 21:56

ブズーブズービチービチーブベベベベベピーゴゴゴゴゴ (ジャンジャンダダッダドコスカバーンミックス)

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 18:59

$ sudo apt-get purge love

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 19:04

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 23:19

This just in, retard: Outside of the Something Awful Forums, "yaoi and dickgirlz" are a not major feature of 2ch, or even anime. 4chan is not part of the anime community, it is part of the wanking-off "community".

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9693 00:18

> Show concept: Nazis are really not cool
> Show itself: a Nazi in hiding for 30+ years, suddenly exposed by someone shrieking like a pod person, spins around while shooting seven people including his wife and kids with perfect accuracy and no hesitation before delivering a speech in a suddenly German accent and shooting the annoying shrieker

What did Amazon Prime Video mean by this?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 05:56

Posted by u/FURRlES
1 hour ago
SANDERS VS. BIDEN "FULL DEBATE"

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 11:13

NTR Underground Live A Big Tits Idol Gets Gang Bang Fucked By Her Creepy Fans But She Enjoys These Depressing Orgasms Of Ecstasy

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 19:25

In a small, otherwise normal discussion about the Sonic franchise, one user claims autism does not exist.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 20:38

Mix_Music *musique = Mix_LoadMUS("../Resources/Mr. Trololo original upload.mp3");

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 16:07


185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 06:39

( ・-・) ضربة بها مؤخرتك
186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:32

( ・ω・)) what language is that you're speaking beady?
187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 21:08
( ・-・) It's French.
188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:00

( ・-・) In about forty years, that won't be a joke.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 02:31

The prime minister in the Netherlands has offered reassurances amid the global coronavirus outbreak: telling citizens on Thursday there is no shortage of toilet paper.

“Yes, I have enough,” Mark Rutte told a shopper in an informal exchange while visiting a supermarket to show support for workers. “They have it (on shelves) again.”

“But there’s enough in the whole country for the coming 10 years,” he said. “We can all poop for 10 years.”

Dutch supermarkets shelves have mostly refilled following a stockpiling episode last week.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 08:21

🎸BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration🦈

It has been decided! BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration will be coming to the English version soon on Late March‼️

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 15:04

National Audubon Society Field Guide to Insects and Spiders

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 18:16

reißen

76 Name: vc: soyedge : 1993-09-9698 22:25

Werner Herzog praised the film and spoke of being especially moved by the bacon taped to the wall during the bathtub scene.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 20:35

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 20:37

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79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 05:11

*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my meat huge*

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 22:55

In the descriptive catalogue of a zoological collection made in Sumatra, Sir T. S. Raffles states that the Bruh is very common in the vicinity of Bencoolen, where the inhabitants train it to a useful domestic purpose. A brief summary of what is known of the habits of this species ia given in the following extract from Mr. Ogilby's " Natural History of Monkeys," Sc. p. 377. " The Bruh," Mr. Ogilby states, " is both good-natured and intelligent. These qualities have procured it a high degree of respect among the natives of Sumatra, who are fond of domesticating the Bruh. and have even contrived to turn its intelligence and docility to a better account than we find authentically recorded of any other monkey. Sir T. S. Raffles informs us that they teach it to climb the cocoa palms for the purpose of procuring the fruit, and that it selects the ripe from the unripe nuts with admirable discrimination, and plucks no more than its master desires."

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 17:52

Why is the advice to leave not helpful?
Anyone in an abusive relationship is already trying to leave. It's not through lack of will. The abusive bond has deep hooks into your psyche, and you can't just rip them out. If you try, it causes real damage.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 02:07

The barbecue had been sniffed out by officers on patrol who were shocked to find a toddler and older people "freely mingling and standing shoulder to shoulder round a buffet", West Midlands Police said.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 19:55

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 20:45

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 23:35

BREAKING: Joe Biden Seeking Perfect Waifu

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 01:13

destructive anal prolapse of robert macnamara, exploding into feces shower of fetus cock

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 03:06

<3 Pwime Ministew Bowis Johnson tests positive fow cowonaviwus (;ω;)
― Weutews

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 04:22

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 06:53

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 09:31

After Complaints, TLC's 'My 600-lb Life' Halts Filming

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 17:51

brynhildr's beloved = BENIS 🅱️IZE :DDDD

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 17:43

He was showing off his Ruger pistol. In an effort to prove something he thought he had read on the internet, he took the magazine out of the gun and, knowing there was a bullet in the chamber, held it up to his head, believing that if he pulled the trigger it would not fire. He was wrong. Maldonado died before the first responders arrived. He was 23 years old.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 19:35

>>91
calamity jane has the biggest dick in FGO, followed by mysterious heroine XX

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 14:09

Since this take is really bad, I have no moral obligation not to advertise

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:50

HardSub

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 21:29

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 02:34

don't post, all your ideas are stupid, nobody likes you, everyone is laughing, i've already thought of any idea you've had but dismissed it as irrelevant and inane, you should feel ashamed, get out

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 09:45

This reminds me of one of my old friends I used to go to the bar with (I don't drink, I just hang out), he got drunk, slept with a lesbian who was also drunk and thought he was a girl, they did it, realized the next morning and laughed it off, starting hanging out and 2 years later got married. They don't have children yet, but they do it often. She still insists she isn't into guys. lmao.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 15:49

I met a lot of people in gamedev with mental issues thanks to reddit. Gamedev seems to attract escapist personalities like cow dung attracts flies, to be blunt.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 20:45

>>7
A picture of Barack Obama's head on the body of Archer (from Fate/stay night).

>>11
Single page from a manga chapter by Tsugumi Ohba, creator of Death Note. On this page, the shinigami Ryuk hands the Death Note to U.S. President Donald Trump.

>>15
Animated GIF of text on an abstract background, perhaps water. The GIF reads "IS THAT A SQUID? OH GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND! HELP ME NIGGERMAN"

>>21
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by Brazil's border with French Guyana.

>>27
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by an annual sales tax holiday in Tennessee.

>>32
Twitter account of a Japanese artist. They mainly draw Touhou fanart.

>>39
YouTube video of "The Internationale(Japanese Version)".

>>49
News article. URL is self-descriptive. Comments occurred on a news program about the ‘upside’ of the corona virus.

>>52
Picture of billionaire Michael Bloomberg holding a katana. The caption says "Heh... Not bad... You made me use 0.005% of my wealth..." A reference to Bloomberg's self-funded candidacy in the 2020 Democratic primaries.

>>56
French government website about COVID-19

>>59
An electro-style cover version of the Azumanga Daioh opening song, "Soramimi Cake," by vocalist Nanahira.

>>61
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>63
Lyrics to a song, consisting almost exclusively the word "nigga" and other racial slurs. The sidebar explains, "This is a song published by the YouTube user UndeadAnimeLover in October 24, 2012."

>>69
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>77
Screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The character Blathers is asking the player, "Now, might I interest you in a few fascinating facts about your pale chub?"

>>83
Article titled "28 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!) For Wild, Orgasmic Sex."

>>84
Photograph of a piece of plywood on a wall. A handwritten message in marker on it reads, "Glory hole shut due to coronavirus. Apologies for any inconvenience."

>>88
YouTube video of the background music track "Cyber Dance" from the game Disgaea 2.

>>89
YouTube video of the opening song and animation of the anime Working!!.

>>98
Official Twitter page of The Nigerian Air Force.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 20:59

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:09

cuò

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 19:02

glad i pay taxes to the state so it can call me a faggot on twitter dot com

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 21:37

lolis-are-so-cute
279 points ·
9 hours ago

I don't agree with every one of Angela's politics, but there's no woman I admire more than I admire her (aside from my own mom, of course).

She is able to keep her cool in stressful situations, and she knows how to navigate a difficult situation.

I'm very happy living in the EU with her as our quasi-leader.

Super_Saiyan_Autism
169 points ·
9 hours ago

Meanwhile over here in America, we have people saying a woman can’t be president because women are too emotional and might start World War III. Some of these people are also other women.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 00:05

this guy is literally top 20 in the whole world and he's teaching this absolute pepega lmao

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 01:58

She is an eight-year-old strawberry milk sea slug and made her debut on twitter, on March 7th, 2018.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 05:15

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 05:27

Over the course of a few matches, furry-bots 10, 23, and 27 repeatedly declared that they were nuzzle wuzzling everyone in the chat. As far as I can tell, these bots just spam Discord links, though I could be wrong. (Even if that's all they do, being glomped does cause a certain amount of psychic damage, and I highly advise against joining Discord servers advertised by TF2 bots.)

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 19:58

"Commander," one of the founders of the international neo-Nazi terror organization Feuerkrieg Division, is identified by the Estonian journalist Mikk Salu as a 13 year old! #FuKD

Read his newly published article here:

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 17:06

they refer to in their native language as guin'xacan ("delightful") or kia's gio' ("iguana lard");

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 20:05

Thai Tiger loves having sex with her daughter

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 06:44

五賢帝

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 19:22

washed up overwatch player probably stacking with other washed up overwatch players and losing to washed up csgo players what an incredible

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 22:49

a poster confesses to giving a blowjob for Animal Crossing currency.

115 Name: vc: bo : 1993-09-9721 23:20

Oops! All Buttholes

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 23:48

Pound cake survives Easter tornado

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 01:01

Shockingly though the adults were...offended? Nearly every Slytherin was mad because their asses just think it means “bad guys” and forget to realize that Lenin was a Slytherin, it’s for sure NOT an insult! Even the people who read Harry Potter wanted to argue over how they should have been Gryffindor.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 03:09

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| Untrained | -10 |
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| Advanced | +10 |
| Master | +20 |
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119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 23:40

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 18:05

%/((n - 1)*(n - 2)*(n - 3)*(n - 4)*(n - 5)*(n - 6)*(n - 7)*(n - 8))

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 11:38

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122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 20:57

Dear members of the Silver Elite:

In this update, we present another piece of Sephiroth
trivia--the secrets to his beautiful long hair.
The hair products he uses are of the highest grade,
made and supplied by the Shinra Company.
He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo
and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfumes,
including Rose and Vanilla.
Apparently, the scent in the air after
Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 03:05

Having been informed that Solon was employed to draw up a code of laws for the Athenians, Anacharsis described his occupation, saying:

"Laws are spider-webs, which catch the little flies, but cannot hold the big ones."[13]

124 Name: vc: hizzode : 1993-09-9728 10:07

Get a Pepe Hands mug for your bunkmate Helena.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 18:35

Garen was prepared to die in Otosan Uchi, but Jigoku had other plans. A wraithlike hand appeared from the shadows, drawing the undead gaijin screaming into the darkness.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 04:20

The mysterious person says that his name is Zelgadis Greywords. He is a mixture of human, golem and demon; a creation of utter evil. He offers to buy Lina's booty, but Lina asks for an outrageous price which drives him away. Not giving up, Zelgadis comes back to take Lina's booty by force.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 19:59

!!oI3er5KKetj

128 Name: vc: unvot : 1993-09-9730 21:03

GOP Texas lieutenant governor says we need to take risk to get back to work: "There are more important things than living"

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 02:08

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 02:52

Lizzo's "Juice" pulled from Rock Band for making players sing the N-word

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 03:01

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 04:55

It is unclear if such findings have clinical relevance, as most drugs will cause serious adverse events or death in rodents at very high doses.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 00:21

It may surprise you to know that North Korea would love to carry out your artistic commissions. How about a mural, a tapestry, or a "jewel painting" coloured with powdered semi-precious stones?

Or something a bit more imposing, like a giant bronze statue of that dictator or liberator close to your heart? The Mansudae Art Studio is keen to hear from you.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 01:02

"one of the brightest stars"

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 06:03

Yuki Yuna is a Hero

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:16

why is there no real date? only 1993-09 etc?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:43

Eternal September
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Eternal September or the September that never ended[1] is Usenet slang for a period beginning in September 1993,[2][3] the month that Internet service provider America Online (AOL) began offering Usenet access to its many users, overwhelming the existing culture for online forums.

Before then, Usenet was largely restricted to colleges, universities, and other research institutions. Every September, many incoming students would acquire access to Usenet for the first time, taking time to become accustomed to Usenet's standards of conduct and "netiquette". After a month or so, these new users would either learn to comply with the networks' social norms or tire of using the service.

Whereas the regular September student influx would quickly settle down, the influx of new users from AOL did not end and Usenet's existing culture did not have the capacity to integrate the sheer number of new users.[4][5] The influx was exacerbated by the aggressive direct mailing campaign by AOL Chief Marketing Officer Jan Brandt, which most notably involved distributing millions of floppy disks and CD-ROMs with free trials of AOL.[6]

Since then the popularity of the Internet has led to a constant stream of new users. Hence, from the point of view of the early Usenet, the influx of new users in September 1993 never ended.

Dave Fischer appears to have coined the term in a January 1994 post to alt.folklore.computers: "It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net history as the September that never ended."[7]
Legacy

A tongue-in-cheek program called sdate outputs the current date, formatted using the Eternal September calendar (September X, 1993, with X an unbounded counter for days since that epoch).[8] This is not the identically named sdate, one of the sixty commands that comes with the First Edition of Unix, that is used to set the system clock.[9]

The term is alluded to in Thomas Pynchon's 2013 novel Bleeding Edge, set largely in dot-com era Silicon Alley, where a "disused techies' saloon" is named 'Eternal September'.[10]

AOL discontinued Usenet service on January 25, 2005.[11]

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 12:21

How to decode the original date? Is it possible?

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 12:35

No, it's impossible. Stop wasting this thread.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:30

it's already wasted tho

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:49

HAJIMARU YO!!!

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:03

IM WASTED >>>>>>>>>>.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:38

post me

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:08

eat me

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:22

shit me

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 18:34

One of them is asymmetrical. I always loved the idea of asymmetrical dresses, but until now I could never find one that I liked the look of.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:00

flush me

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 11:03

青酸

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 11:47

Rolle aufnehmen

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 13:36

清楚

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 21:55

Nyaa

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 22:50

Orlando's Caribbean BBQ

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 23:42

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 00:14

Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?)

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 10:03

>>154 i wonder what you're talking about.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 10:14

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 17:33

🤠✋ 💫💫💫💫 w o a h t h e r e 💫💫💫💫

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 18:33

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 20:59

𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈,

We're streaming the Chipotle Challenger Series Finale ft. @CallofDuty Warzone w/ @Nadeshot, @CouRageJD, @TSM_Myth, @scump, @timthetatman & more. Tune in Thursday @ 12pm PT/3pm ET on our Twitch: http://chip.tl/chiptwitch

𝒮𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎,
𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓅𝑜𝓉𝓁𝑒

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 22:08

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 04:09

Some people do not care for surströmming.[12]

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 04:19

碩鼠碩鼠,無食我黍!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 02:59

Turtle Poop Scene [Nami yo Kiitekure]

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 00:34

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know [my wife]'s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope [my wife] will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 06:35

Covid-19 found in sperm

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 17:59

首脳

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:17

skunkgirl.net

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 06:11

It is a yellow or green liquid with an intensely buttery flavor.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 20:09

Troll's seed, channer's greed,
textboards starving, >>1-san bleeds,
Nothing he posts, he really reads,
21st Century DQN Man

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 20:27

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 10:42

Poughkeepsie

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 11:13

An improperly handled human defecation resulted in a tomato plant taking root which was also destroyed.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 20:58

Buttplug is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, electrostim hardware, and more.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 16:49

The Netherlands Society of Gastroenterology drew up an award for outstanding work in the field, and the first Dicke Medal was given to Dicke. But he was almost awarded a greater honor: the Nobel Prize for Medicine. The committee discussed a Nobel for Dicke in 1962.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 22:19

cum

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 03:41

A Plague of Delicious Purple Urchins is Taking Over the California Coast and It’s Our Duty to Eat Them

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 21:10

XANADU IS THE BEAUTIFUL PROG ANTHEM! HEY GUYS! LISTEN MAN! I DID TAPE AN EPISODE OF ADULT SWIM WELL.. 3 SHOWS FROM ADULT SWIM.. FAMILY GUY. FUTURAMA AND THE NEW SHOW FLCL. I SEEN AN EPISODE WHEN THOSE 3 KIDS LIVE IN JAPAN THEN THE GIRL WALKED INTO THE ALLEY AT NIGHT HAS A PET THAT ALMOST EATS ANYTHING! THEN IN THE MORNING ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! I'M NOT FUCKING SHITTING YOU! IT DOES! THEN A BOY AND THE VESPA RIDING GUITAR BABE COME TO THE RESCUE! THE NAMES ARE TAKUN. A SMALL KID WHO GOT WHACKED UPSIDE DA HEAD BY A GUITAR BABE NAMED HARUKO LIKE I MENTIONED. THE TWO AVOID A DETECTIVE THEN AGAIN ALL HELL BREAKS WHEN SHE HITS HIM WITH A GUITAR THEN THE SHAPE FORMING MUTANT ATE HIM BUT HEY IT DID NOT SWALLOW HIM! BUT IN HIS BELLY TAKUN IS FOUND! BUT THERE IS MORE CRAZINESS A ROBOT GRABS THAT BIG MOUNTAIN AND BLASTS THE RED LIGHT THEN HE IS A MUTATED VERSION OF HIM WITH A RED BODY AND GUITAR THEN THE TWO DUKE IT OUT IN A HYPERKENITC WAY! THEN JUST WHEN IT 'S ALL INSANITY TAKUN JOLTS DOWN BUT DID NOT CRASH THEN THE TWO KISS! AWWWWWWW SWEEET! LOVE ELECTRIC LOVE! BUT FINALLY SOMETHING SPROUTS HIS HEAD A DRAGON AND THE MUTANT IS DESTROYED LEAVING HALF THE CITY IN SHAMBLES ! FUCKED UP AND FUCKIN' COOL! THE VESPA CHICK IS MY FAVORITE. I RELATE TO THE CHARACTER IF ANY OF YA'LL SEE IT LET ME KNOW CAUSE I TAPED IT ! YAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITOO TAPED THE XANADU SONG AS A BATTLE THEME IN MY CASSETTE MY HOME MOVIE IS THE BRAIN OPERA! ANYHOW HARUKO ROCKS! MOTHERFUCKERS! GUITARS GUITARS! GUITARS! WHOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU! CIAO!

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 00:55

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 01:30

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 13:40

新設

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 18:43

esoteric spiritual guides

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:24

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a roguelike, is in fact, a proc-runner, or as I've recently taken to calling it, a runner plus procedural generation. Proc-runners aren't roguelikes, but rather another style of game which has only a few of the high-value factors comprising a full roguelike as defined by the Berlin Interpretation.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 04:30

Furry Concentration Camp

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 20:15

Ohrmuzd as a trap for Ahriman

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9761 13:41

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190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 05:47

Chinese state media has called Australia "A giant kangaroo that acts like a dog to the US" after Australia called for an independent investigation into the origins of COVID-19

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 04:00

The factory of the future is going to be one person manning 1,000 robots and a second person cleaning the floor. And eventually the guy cleaning the floor is going to be replaced by a Roomba because a Roomba doesn’t ask for benefits or bathroom breaks or get sick and can work 24-7.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 07:08

Fortune of Dung (Tojo, named by Hantei XVI and forgotten)

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 07:30

Usted no puede conducir si no tiene licensia

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 11:10

Noon rings out. A wasp, making an ominous sound, a sound akin to a klaxon or a tocsin, flits about. Augustus, who has had a bad night, sits up blinking and purblind. Oh what was that word (is his thought) that ran through my brain all night, that idiotic word that, hard as I'd try to pun it down, was always just an inch or two out of my grasp - fowl or foul or Vow or Voyal? - a word which, by association, brought into play an incongruous mass and magma of nouns, idioms, slogans and sayings, a confusing, amorphous outpouring which I sought in vain to control or turn off but which wound around my mind a whirlwind of a cord, a whiplash of a cord, a cord that would split again and again, would knit again and again, of words without communication or any possibility of combination, words without pronunciation, signification or transcription but out of which, notwithstanding, was brought forth a flux, a continuous, compact and lucid flow: an intuition, a vacillating frisson of illumination as if caught in a flash of lightning or in a mist abruptly rising to unshroud an obvious sign - but a sign, alas, that would last an instant only to vanish for good.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 17:00

ttps://eternal.dragonchain.com/transaction/686c684e-3ff6-453a-9e14-1e16d1b1b1e9

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 06:28

the actual details of the incident having been that Thomas and his wife, Nina Thomas, got into a fight (allegedly) over Thomas' alcoholism. Earl leaves the house with his brother, Seth Thomas, but forgets to turn off the location services on Snapchat, allowing Nina to track his location via Snap Map. Nina arrives at Earl's tracked location to find Earl and Seth in delicto flagrante at an orgy, surrounded by naked women. Nina flies into a furious rage and pulls out a loaded gun, and forces Earl to exit the site of the orgy, at which point she chases him around with a knife. Following the TMZ leak, Thomas posts a video update on Instagram, wherein he says "these things happen", and asks that fans pray for him and his wife in this trying time.

198 Name: vc: shock : 1993-09-9774 05:29

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INCIDENT REPORT: Libtard destroyed with Facts and Logic

DATE/TIME: Right now

VICTIM: Libtard

OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled

ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎

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199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 15:17

The temptation to comment this line is great, but please don't, it's for your own good. The choice is yours.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 02:57

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 09:22

>>101
YouTube video titled "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" with a length of 3 seconds. The video depicts a seal yawning, with synchronized audio of a presumably human scream.

>>107
YouTube video titled "Reel Big Fish - Give It To Me." A ska-punk song notable as the theme song for the old Newgrounds animation Waterman.

>>119
YouTube video titled "Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing", in which Luigi wins the game "Mario Party 2" by doing absolutely nothing.

>>129
YouTube video titled "hello world." Described as "a test of a virtual singer software." The software in question, named Virtual Singer, was also used in the making of the DQN song "DQN DQN LOL" and the sixth verse of "Title."

>>131
dead website, lol

>>153
Dead link. Presumably lead to documentation for the PXTone software, a music editor developed by Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya and used to create the soundtrack for his popular indie game Cave Story.

>>156
Animated GIF of a kitten (probably a Scottish Fold) jumping on a laptop screen from behind and closing it.

>>158
DailyMotion video titled "Brigade Al Qassam Nasheed." The video is of men singing in Arabic over various military scenes such as RPG launchers being fired. Judging from the video title and its use of the Palestinian flag and symbols, the video is associated with the EQB, the military wing of Hamas.

>>159
Twitch channel of the fast food chain Chipotle. As of this writing, the stream is titled "[ BURRITO DROPS ENABLED ] CHIPOTLE CHALLENGER SERIES #2 FINALE DATE ANNOUNCED SOON."

>>160
YouTube video titled "My deaf cat doesn't realise how loud she is" with a length of 22 seconds. Depicts a cat meowing loudly.

>>163
News article. URL is self-descriptive. If the person dressed as a plague doctor was ever found, the article makes no mention of such.

>>168
Cover of the song オニユリ達の夏 using the Yokune Ruko voicebank for the UTAU virtual singer.

>>172
Page from "Common Lisp: A Gentle Introduction to Symbolic Computing" titled "CAR/CDR Pronunciation Guide." Among other things, it explains that "CADDDR" is pronounced "ka-dih-dih-der."

>>176
Picture of a Japanese woman in a dress holding what appears to be a life-size oppai mousepad of herself in a bikini. Has a video timestamp on the bottom left.

>>181
Track listing of a CD titled "Various ‎– Beatmania IIDX: Turn II Degrees and Walk Away." The CD cover features numerous anime characters and reads "press start to die immediately."

>>183
YouTube video titled "Ball Race Game", showing colored balls racing down a track dug in sand. The BGM is "NATALIE - HEARTBEAT" from the anime Initial D.

>>195
Information on a cryptocurrency transaction. It is unclear whether this is intended to possess some deeper meaning to thread viewers or is a true CTRL+V expression of pure entropy.

>>196
Photoshop of the TES4 logo reading "The Ewder Scwows IV: Obwivion."

>>200
A brilliant treatise in mathematics written by the finest minds of our generation.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 16:12

I’m going to tell you something.

Something true, but something taboo.

Something that will (with any luck) make the heads of koreaboo, ajosshi-jizz-guzzling K-pop aficionado fuckbags literally explode.

Not all cultures are equal.

Not all cultures are beautiful.

Not all cultures have value.

Now this isn’t eugenics, because eugenics has to do with race and genetic ethnicity. What I’m talking about isn’t racial, because aside from a few small physiological tendencies associated with certain genetic subsets, I’m of the mind that we’re all quite capable of species advancement and improvement on a socially-cooperative, mutualistic basis. Capable, yes, but as that old Nature-nurture chestnut gets more and more clearly resolved, capability doesn’t mean shit without the proper environment.

So I don’t buy into “racial superiority” personally. I don’t think race is a Darwinistically-favored trait outside of immediate physical survival (i.e. darker skin for intense sunshine in the tropics, shorter arms and legs for heat conservation among Inuit etc), meaning that now that we humans are entirely socially-selected animals – in the sense that we create our own physical environments to a large extent and are therefore not subject to the same natural selection criteria as other animals – race means fuck all. But culture.

There are most definitely superior cultures.

Now the apologists are already starting to get red in the face… an aneurysm boiling in that vein in the neck… it’s not the bowing versus handshake, or the roundabout versus the 4-way stop or the kimchi versus the edible food… but the deep culture, the framework upon which a regional society is built, that can most assuredly be superior or inferior.

Of course, all cultures have inferior and superior qualities and attributes, but taken as a whole and independent from a human nature baseline, Klown Kulture is inferior.

If the ultimate goal of humanity is to accomplish goals such as: interstellar travel and trans-planetary habitation, instantaneous sharing and expansion of collective knowledge base, zero-pollution energy production, sustainable and safe food production for billions, zero species extinction and the like, Klown Kulture is nothing but an unfortunate vomit puddle along the path to evolution.

For reasons I have already written extensively about (copying and stealing versus innovating, sadistic abuse of others for no measurable gain, refusal to set and enforce logical codes of conduct and boundaries, brainwashing with outdated nationalistic propaganda, inability to self-educate through historical precedent, unwillingness to be self-critical of kulture, biting the hand that feeds, poor sportsmanship, a general coating of putrid filth and rot over every possible surface, self-deluding tendencies, and so on and so on) Klown Kulture is inferior. Inferior in an evolutionary sense. With few (if any) positive and useful traits.

I struggle to think of even one aspect of Klown Kulture that I would like to see preserved in the global fabric and passed forth to future generations of humans. Ummm… uhh… the only things that come to mind are the bald-faced lies that Klowns tell themselves about their cultural values. Things like “we respect our elders” and “we are the best parents“. But I honestly can’t think of anything… nothing… nothing that I would want to see kept.

Oh wait! Maybe… nope. That’s also bullshit. I guess there isn’t anything.

When a tradition or aspect of a culture is flawed or counterproductive, the intelligent thing to do is to get rid of it in favor of something that makes sense, not blindly defend it just because it existed yesterday. Segregation and institutionalized racism (such as apartheid), public beheadings, witch hunts and bloodletting were all traditional aspects of Caucasian culture… but they were terrible, regressive ideas that got tossed out. Adjustments were made. Social evolution was achieved. An example and precedent was set and modeled for others.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:23

This...
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>>201

Hello, >>200 here. The link which I posted was the one found within >>195 .
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...is what was in my paste buffer; I typed this post before noticing that I had to go be http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1565667764/218

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 11:36

I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 11:42

I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 21:44

I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9780 23:51

Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands.

Faggots originated as a traditional cheap food consumed by ordinary country people in Western England, particularly west Wiltshire and the West Midlands. Their popularity spread from there, especially to South Wales in the mid-nineteenth century, when many agricultural workers left the land to work in the rapidly expanding industry and mines of that area. Faggots are also known as "ducks" in Yorkshire, Lincolnshire, and Lancashire, often as "savoury ducks". The first use of the term in print was in the Manchester Courier and Lancashire General Advertiser of Saturday 3 June 1843, a news report of a gluttonous man who ate twelve of them.

The first use of the term in print, as cited in the Oxford English Dictionary, dates from 1851, in a piece by Henry Mayhew in which he describes a dish identical to the modern product with chopped liver and lights in an outer wrapper of caul. This was in London.

210 Name: vc: ciss : 1993-09-9782 03:09

Welcome to a world populated solely by Dads. Dads
from across the gender spectrum, Dads from all
walks of life, Dads with unique and varied skill sets.
All hunting for the most storied and iconic tool of
Dadhood, the long-lost artifact: The Remote. A rich
tapestry of myths surround The Remote, telling tales
of its power and those chosen few who are strong
enough to wield it. It is said that The Remote could
be anywhere, in any Dad Clan’s domain, just waiting
to be found deep in the seat cushions of the world.
Are you ready to join the search? Do you think you are
capable of being the Dad to control The Remote? Then
welcome, friend, to The Dadlands.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 09:48

OVER 20lbs. of PUSSY & ASS!!

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 04:55

The Los Angeles School Police Department, which serves the nation’s second-largest school system, will return three grenade launchers but intends to keep 61 rifles and a Mine Resistant Ambush Protected armored vehicle it received through the program.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 04:49

Me and my friend Paul were making fun of the spanish kids with velcro shoes in 7th grade shop class and next thing I know the loudspeaker goes off and has the guidance counselor on ittelling me to report to the office, I go in and my uncle Darrell who I havent seen since I was a toddler was standing there with this look of emptiness and shit. “Get in the car dude,” he said and I am thinking the worst has happened. Well I ask what was wrong and he just looked at me and said, “Layne OD’d,” and I asked him who the fuck that was. He took out a cassette and popped it in the tape deck, cranked the volume up, and passed me a joint even though he knew I never smoked before. We took off and Alice in Chains – The Rooster played all the way thru, we were both stoned silent the whole time and my mind was completelyblown. “That singer is dead now man,” and from there on out I have just had this insane outlook on life.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 08:01

4000 years for Crisco

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 10:48

As someone who knows a Mason and has talked about it way too much with them, I'm curious why none of these conspiracy theories factor in the most common Masonic activities - drinking beer, playing billiards, complaining about your wife, being racist, and adopting highways.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 03:16

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 10:05

F2Pay respects

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 10:56

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 11:48

Red Dead Online hackers can’t spawn the KKK anymore, Rockstar says

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 11:58

時給

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 12:27

Scene open. The dark streets still have an irradiated glow — inside the condemned churches rogue Turanic occultures make their home divining sonic mesmerization from the realm of Tengri. An Aryan-Nazi private police officer forces his way in — several arrows stop him in his tracks — his corrupted soul offered to Tengri.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 01:07

Just cause you suck at a game doesn't mean the game sucks. Honestly this has to be one of the better platformers on the NES, which is filled with tons of great platformers. Also, if you want a good experience with a game, play it on the actual console and not an emulator.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 10:02

tracer be like i miss 10 seconds ago when i was also in a bad spot

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 17:05

the retarded hapsburg who was also king of spain

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 07:23

I like how one of the guys has a penis for a hand. Badass.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 15:23

ugh, this hurts to look at. Especially the "I put on pounds of make-up and still look like I got kicked in the face by a horse" panel.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 00:51

Drama in r/anime_titties: Chinese troops mutilated corpses of 20 Indian soldiers with gruesome nail-studded clubs after hand to hand slaughter

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 09:36

--------- Warning ---------

this is not for fascists / homophobes / coprophobes / normal people / brainwashed cunts / or anyone who is afraid of elements of nature being depicted in art in sexual / dreamlike / surreal / absurd or supposedly realistic ways.
If you de-contextualised any form of art or language for your own egoistic fear and agendas you are a fascist fuck and you are the reason the internet is no longer free for artistic expression.
Eat shit trendy fuckwit wanker snitches + haters +dumb cunts
get a fucking life you sad fucks

PEACE N LOVE

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 13:48

Tepoztecatl (Ome Tochtli) – ‘Two Rabbit’
Strange enough there is no first no bunny called Rabbit I or something. However there is a ‘Two Rabbit’, or in Aztec Ome Tochtli. Tepoztecatl, as he was actually named, was considered king of the Drunken Rabbits and God of Pulque. Where his mother is also connected to nourishment, Ome Tochtli is all about fertility and drunkenness, which makes one suspect that like today many babies in those days were conceived after the libido was raised by alcohol.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 19:27

the son of Fu Manchu, the Chinese mastermind who has repeatedly attempted world conquest and had a thirst for blood. His mother was a white American woman genetically selected by his father.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 21:27

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 22:52

Notradumbass and his Magic H8 Ball

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 00:09

Fukuzawa Yukichi

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 05:39

In the first month of 1128 an army of undead assaulted the valley, but it was defeated by a single word from an unidentified gaijin.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 07:46

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 19:04

the abdominal protuberances and folds which are numerous at Coney Island beaches and so persuasive in arguments against nudism.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 06:42

Trending in United States
#Sonic29th
Trending with: Happy Birthday Sonic

Trending in United States
#Suicide
23.5K Tweets

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 00:03

Salieri remembered little from his childhood in later years except passions for sugar, reading, and music. He twice ran away from home without permission to hear his elder brother play violin concertos in neighboring churches on festival days (resulting in the loss of his beloved sugar)

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 19:10

Covid is stored in the balls

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 20:20

Two Crude Dudes

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 03:57

Wild deer droppings in Nara Park have long been affectionately referred to as “black beans” because of their color and shape.

Famous movie star Sayuri Yoshinaga once sang about the “beans” in a song called “Nara no Kasugano.”

“But in the past few years, many of the droppings were diarrheal and watery,” observed Toshiharu Takaki, a 76-year-old Nara resident who has frequented the park for 40 years.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 13:04

Your contact Ryan "gootecks" is celebrating a work anniversary. Connect to stay in touch.
Celebrating 10 years at Cross Counter TV

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 20:49

Polymorphing a crocodile corpse will yield a pair of non-cursed fireproof +0 low boots.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 15:43

In “Treat Her Like A Prostitute,” Slick Rick advises his male listeners to regard their sexual relationships with women as purely transactional, warning that committing to any other approach may leave them emotionally or financially vulnerable. He offers three verses of anecdotal evidence to support his thesis.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 18:00

Dope: "bro you NEED to listen to (popular music) this shit is FIRE"

Me, Genius: "sorry but I only listen to 'darkbitch' music where they put a bunch of plus-minus signs in the title, use V's instead of U's and the lyrics are about resisting psychic attacks from enemy lesbians"

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 18:06

some loon who likes to show me his genitals during breakfast

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:15

Shocking Lawsuit Alleges Hockey Players Were Forced to Bob for Apples in Urine

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:46

pityriasis rosea

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 06:30

Crowd erupts in cheers after prosecutor describes how Jane Doe 20 described to police that Joseph DeAngelo had a “small penis”

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 08:30

Throughout the 50-year history of D&D, some of the peoples in the game—orcs and drow being two of the prime examples—have been characterized as monstrous and evil, using descriptions that are painfully reminiscent of how real-world ethnic groups have been and continue to be denigrated.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 17:13

>>252
deNIGRAted

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 23:12

Etymology
From Latin dēnigrātus, the past participle of dēnigrāre (“to blacken”), from dē + nigrare (“to blacken”) (from niger (“black”)).

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 20:08

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 20:11

Arbeiter, Bauern, nehmt die Gewehre
Nehmt die Gewehre zur Hand!
Zerschlagt die faschistische Räuberherde
Setzt eure Herzen in Brand!
Pflanzt eure roten Banner der Arbeit
Auf jeden Acker, auf jede Fabrik
Dann steigt aus den Trümmern der alten Gesellschaft
Die sozialistische Weltrepublik!

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 07:13

a king who owned two remarkably fine fields of rape, but every night two of the rape heaps were burnt down in one of the fields.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 09:13

Tsunayoshi's homosexual interests were aroused by the son of the daimyō of Kai; and his plans to adopt this Tokugawa youth as his successor were known by a few inside Edo Castle. The shōgun's wife, who was also a daughter of the emperor, foresaw that this choice of a successor would be very poorly received by many; and she feared that it might result in a disastrous civil war. The shōgun's wife did everything she could to dissuade Tsunayoshi from continuing with such potentially divisive and dangerous plans; and when it became clear that her arguments were in vain, she resolutely sacrificed herself for the good of the country—she killed her husband and then killed herself. She may also have done this as she hated the boy.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 17:24

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 20:00

Haiii. I’m the social media manager for @USArmyesports
& I am the UwU lord.

  • Thank you for your kind words.

UwU

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 11:38

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 13:59

Timothy Macarooni is the blessing of my loving existance.

Every wonderful campaign that my DM runs will at some point feature an NPC named "Timothy Macarooni" who the DM simply describes as "a common low level fighter who's also an intelligent lizardman deacon."

Timothy Macarooni wanders the cityscape with little more than a prayerbook filled with "scripture" clutched close to his chest, and he chants prayers from the book from memory. He is uncomfortable with saying his own name as he feels selfish when he does, and he generally does not speak unless spoken to. The DM lets the dice determine when he appears, if the area is appropriate.

The best part are his prayers. He recites hymns and prayers in the corner of the room, and when he's about to show up the DM will invite a black chorus into the room;

>O Lord I pray, let my soul be cleansed from sin
>O Lord i pray, let my soul be led by thee

And they get softer and softer until they are whispering

>Thank you lord
>Thank you lord

And the table doesn't exist.

I am 32 years old.

I'm going to die alone.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 15:06

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 01:45

Fill your room with 40hara goods!

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 03:44

She is a member of Houkago Climax Girls.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 23:43

The water was almost hip-deep, if the drowned cars parked on the side of the road were anything to measure by.

But it wasn’t water: it was shit. Exploding so forcefully up from the depths that the sewer covers danced atop the flumes, like in a cartoon. Yes, Eden Bay, and all its enablers, had caused a literal shitstorm.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 23:58

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 02:41

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 03:43

The Hellenistic physicians in the city lost their livelihood and solicited young men to rape Thecla at the age of 90.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 18:53

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 08:17

(╯°□°)╯︵ ǝǝɹʇ ʎɹɐuıq

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 08:21

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 20:50

So I just did sex in missionary position with my Puni Ana for the first time and it was mind-blowing. A bit hard to set up, but I plowed like an animal, and came buckets. My bedsheets are stained but it doesn't matter because suddenly in a moment of clarity I understood the masculine part in sex. It is not about laying passively like one does when they jerk off; it's about being the dominant, active force in it, taking matters in your own hands and that doesn't limit itself only to sex. Suddenly, being dominated by a bigger female doesn't seem too tempting anymore, I want to conquer. This is a very pronounced state that I'm in right now and I would never expect such revelations to come from onahip activities. I have a feeling this newfound understanding will stay with me and help me in future.
Thanks for reading, I really needed to share it somewhere.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 21:31

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 21:48

Cavill is seen in a new video building a PC from scratch while songs by Barry White play, and many are expressing their admiration for the actor who plays Superman.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 07:20

schoolin that sarcastic ass image. That pic think it so clever, but uh uh, you dropped kicked it in the face off a cliff into a kraken's ass

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 21:09

'Great first step' as Sudan lifts death penalty and flogging for gay sex

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 16:54

retired husband syndrome; stress syndrome resulting from one's husband being at home

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 19:48

Yaranaika (やらないか) or "Shall we do it?" is a popular catchphrase that stems from the opening dialogue in Kuso Miso Technique, a Bara manga drawn by Yamakawa Junichi. The manga title's literal translation reads "Shit Soup Technique" in English.

In this scene, Masaki Michishita, an average college student, is walking through the park to use the public toilet when he crosses eyes with Takakazu Abe, an older mechanic sitting on a bench. Upon seeing him, Masaki says to himself "Uho! Hot guy!" (うほ、いい男! - Uho! iiotoko!) while Abe promptly unzips his jumpsuit, reveals his "unit" out in the open and asks, "Shall We Do It?" (やらないか? - Yaranaika?), the rest of story is history.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 16:54

No, we are just pretending.
And you should too.
Don't ask.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 01:58

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 02:32

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 08:54

The European physicians had lots of advice on how to avoid the plague:

  • Flee as the plague approaches.
  • Avoid exercise and bathing.
  • Burn incense and carry flowers.
  • Smell strong odors as from a latrine to overcome the plague vapors.
  • Wear religious medals and papers with magic words like "Abracadabra."

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 10:59

Taking a combination of coenzyme Q10 and L-carnitine does not reduce cocaine use.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 02:13

Design
You can no longer assassinate children younger than 6 years old

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 21:46

Controversy
What made the CPS 2000 controversial was its sheer power. Once, there was a rumor going around about someone shooting a kid in the eye with this blaster, and that it removed the eye. Please note that this has never been confirmed by the online water warfare community and is so highly doubted that although the CPS 2000 is a common sight at community wars, not one person wears facial protection.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 21:47

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 22:48

British Columbia Centre for Disease Control recommends people "choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact" and "use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact" to help reduce the spread of COVID-19

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 08:05

test

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 10:01

Fais de beaux rêves

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 20:56

As the wish is made 18 flies to him and hugs him and asks what about his cruise and 17 says saving multiple universes is nothing compared to his job as a park ranger.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 13:08

This is why i create roles that I can @ which you can't mute

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 15:13

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 21:57

Authentic Wagyu Yellowtail Sashimi Grade (Hamachi) 2 Fillets, 3 lbs total

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 22:32

What was the maximum player level in Everquest during the Ruins of Kunark expansion?

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 23:49

Shard of Gla'aki crystal.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 04:31

>>202
An English-language haiku about electric blackouts posted on a personal blog. It has an unusual 4-7-7 syllable structure and no seasonal reference.

>>204
Post 218 in the thread "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5]". Incidentally, my captcha is faspition.

>>205
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>216
Chinese-language article on academic dishonesty "as defined in America." Appears to be promoting some kind of consultation service to help international students accused of academic dishonesty avoid consequences.

>>217
A picture of the top half of a banana with an uncanny resemblance to a duck's head and bill.

>>219
YouTube video titled "Man avoids gay stairs." After shaking his head, a man climbs up steep concrete blocks, with some difficulty, rather than taking the adjacent set of rainbow stairs with pro-LGTB slogans painted on them.

>>232
Video of a group of people launching fireworks at each other in a park. The audio has been replaced with the BGM 竹取飛翔 〜 Lunatic Princess from 東方永夜抄 〜 Imperishable Night, and Touhou danmaku SFX are synced to the fireworks. Other Touhou SFX like the item collection sound are also present.

>>236
Dead link from a deleted Reddit post in /r/mildlyinteresting titled "Paste eater's grave in Goldfield, Nevada." Based on the title, it was likely an image of a gravestone reading "UNKNOWN MAN DIED EATING LIBRARY PASTE JULY 14 1908".

>>240
Legal complaint in a court case titled "Erik Estavillo vs. Twitch (of Amazon Inc.)" The plaintiff, representing himself, claims that Twitch has deliberately exacerbated his sex addiction by "displaying many sexually suggestive woman streamers" to him and seeks $25 million in punitive damages. The filing includes numerous pictoral examples of the behavior found objectionable.

His bases for claiming damages are that female streamers have caused him to overuse his fleshlight and suffer penile infections, he has suffered retinal damage by staring at the breasts of girl streamers for hours, and he once ejaculated on his gaming monitor which caused a short circuit and small fire in his apartment.

>>255
News article titled "Man Suffers 4-Hour Erection From Blood Clots Due to Coronavirus."

>>256
English translation of "Lemon," a famous 1925 short story by the author Kajii Motojirou. The story is about a man who spontaneously purchases a lemon, than carries it into a department store and leaves it atop a pile of books.

>>260
Link to an "episode guide" for the anime Haibane Renmei. Each subpage breaks down every episode in detail from cut to cut and includes extensive analysis by the website creator.

>>262
Article about avoiding "incompatible food combining," which is thought to cause indigestion and other ailments under Ayurvedic principles.

>>263
A list of links to software, utilities and other useful information for those running Windows 3.1.

>>265
Minimalist file uploader.

>>269
ROM hack of Super Mario Bros titled "Super Balls." The description states "This hack changes Mario into Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse."

>>270
Radio Alhara, a pan-Arab web radio station. Its relation to anime director Yamamoto "Yamakan" Yutaka is unclear, though Yamakan is known to have made anti-Semitic comments in the past.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 04:32

>>271
"Korera Taiji" (Defeating Cholera,) an 1886 woodblock painting by artist Kimura Takejiro. Cholera is depicted as a tiger-like creature with massive testicles significantly larger than its head, which appear to be about to crush several hapless people.

>>273
Wiki article about giant sponges in the game Dwarf Fortress. The article notes that they are invulnerable and can cripple and kill dwarves with ease using their push attack.

In real life, sponges are mindless and incapable of deliberately attacking anything, harmless to humans (some can sting and cause mild skin irritation,) and relatively easy to kill with a dwarven weapon such as a sword or warhammer. It seems improbable that these facts would change dramatically even if sponges were increased to a volume of 560 cubic meters (about 50 times their average size in real life.)

>>277
Game statistics for the "owlbear" monster in Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition.

>>284
An illustration of a fish on a plank in rope bondage and a ballgag. Appears to be based on the "Big Mouth Billy Bass" singing prop infamous around the turn of the millenium.

>>285
Episode of the "James May: Our Man In Japan" titled "Train Jingle Composer Minoru Mukaiya."

>>290
Web page for free browser-based software named "Dungeon Scrawl" to create maps for Dungeons & Dragons and similar games.

>>292
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The film in question is "Earthlings," a 2005 documentary about cruelty to animals farmed for food and fur.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 04:34

>>302
BBS post whose author stupidly selected Text Art formatting for no reason.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 06:08

>>301 I love goldfield, NV. A sad, ironic place which destroyed itself. Now it is almost a ghost town but it used to be the biggest city in Nevada because a bunch of people moved there for the gold. Then they dug up all the gold and sold it and everyone was sad that the gold was gone and left. Why did they sell the gold!!

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 12:48

BBS SNS IRC 故郷はWebの上にあり
禁忌のワードは ―――†紅ノ月詠†―――
(なんでや!厨房の頃のHN関係ないやろ!)
尊い 捗る ほんとすこ ブヒれるぽたくバブみあり
語彙が減ってく感じる(WA・BI・SA・BI) 極めよオタク道
「逆カプ、逝ってよし」

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 12:51

>>305 これがクールジャパンでござるか〜!いい時代になったでござるな!
ん?…ちょ、ちょっと待つでござる、それは…拙者の薄い本!
そんなもの輸出されたら黒歴史・全世界・大公開でござる!
おとなしく返すのでござる!!え?そんなもの作ってたのかって…?(∩゚Д゚) アーアー キコエナーイ
アッー!そっちは拙者の厨二病時代ノート、そっちも人に見せては良いものではござらん!
もう許してくれよ!

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 21:41

gesztenyepüré

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 21:48

The isopropyl alcohol usually used in hand sanitizer is not as toxic as methanol but the FDA doesn't recommend eating or drinking hand sanitizer.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 22:00

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 01:08

'figs11': new Node(game, this, {

    'pos': [ 3, -5 ],
'cost': 6,
'text': {
'en': '+2 🍊 on respec'
},
'area': 'figs',
'shape': 'lump',
'unlocks': ['figs13'],
'onactivate': function(game){
game.current_character().onrespec.resources.figs += 2
}
}),

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 04:10

The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 08:25

I used to write code, but then they changed what code was. Now what I write isn't code and what's code seems weird and scary to me. Code'll crappen on you!

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 15:40

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315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 22:23

Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Fuck Yeah!

You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You work all day while I fuck other chicks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Repeat Chorus:]

You invite us over to cum in your face
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Repeat Chorus:]

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 23:45

I can't believe a probabilistic model would ever generate something in the space of everything wow

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 21:07

Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 06:11

Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 07:16

Note

Despite the title of the game, Dungeons & Dolls, there is only ONE dungeon and ONE doll.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 11:54

  if (diff > Math.PI) diff -= Math.PI*2

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 20:21

#SaveSpongeBobAnime

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:23

capitalism is bad therefore you should send me money

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 07:24

That on the men being stripped, it shall be the duty of the seconds to examine their drawers, and if any objection arise as to insertion of improper substances therein, they shall appeal to their umpires, who, with the concurrence of the referee, shall direct what alterations shall be made.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 22:52

Nobuyuki Takagi

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 00:35

The mayor of the Brazilian city of Itajaí, Volnei Morastoni, said Monday the city would offer rectal ozone therapy for patients with Covid-19.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 01:53

When I consider the short duration of my life,
swallowed up in an eternity before and after,
the little space I fill engulfed in the infinite immensity
of spaces whereof I know nothing,
and which know nothing of me,
I am terrified.
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 04:48

I miss phpBB forums where everyone would post with colorful glowing text

329 Name: vc: peick : 1993-09-9837 08:49

c (cum): "with", usually found in medical shorthand.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 18:10

你好茶们, 你在喝什么茶马?

今天我觉得太热, 太热...

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 01:47

The Chromodoris reticulata sea slug has the peculiar ability to discard its penis after copulation. But what makes this soft-bodied marine mollusk particularly different is its ability to grow a new penis within 24 hours. Sea slugs are "simultaneous hermaphrodites," meaning they possess both male and female genitals and use both during intercourse. Once the slugs complete copulation, they "crawl away with their elongated penises still dangling," and then the organs suddenly sever from their bodies and float away. Within 24 hours, the slugs regenerate the penises and are ready to do it all over again.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 06:44

Picture the lymph nodes as bars full of grizzled T-cell mercenaries, each of which has just one type of target they’re prepared to fight. The messenger cell bursts in with a grainy photo, showing it to each mercenary in turn, asking: Is this your guy? When a match is found, the relevant merc arms up and clones itself into an entire battalion, which marches off to the airways.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 21:17

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 05:50

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 06:45

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lᴏʀᴅ.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 07:47

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 13:24

>>74018620
He should also have known that realistically, giving every normal human soldier a hot-shot lasgun would have more impact than all space marine legions combined

But he had to have his hypno-indoctrinated giant muscle men

That's right
The Emperor was into himbofication

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 12:20

🦍

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 05:51

A girl....AND a gamer? Hoo mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooing! eyes and train chimney pop out of skull ARRRROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops all the way to the ground tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of mouth uncontrollably licking everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwuwblwublrrlrlrl tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady.... heart beats so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery in the background spilling creamy white liquid and dough BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the truck gas tank HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA masturbates furiously uguuuuuuuuuu~

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 02:48

母校買収というパワーワード

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 02:17

people don’t fully comprehend the parallels between horror manga and your first blowjob

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 03:37

Noticing that Hana Uzaki's body has triggered pedophilia accusations against the titular character's fans shortly after the anime television series premiere, I was thinking of putting that in the Reception heading. My source is right here - ROBLOXGamingDavid

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 04:19

鮫吉が居なかったら、
スク水モブロリエルフと延長戦><目ハツネちゃんは見れなかった。
鮫吉の勇士よ永遠に。

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 08:38

Public Toilet Erected on Former Site of Razed Xinjiang Village Mosque

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 13:03

My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, there’s dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 22:21

Despite the advertising push’s lack of success with propelling Bloomberg into candidacy, Meme 2020 is back with a new campaign, once again helmed by Jerry Media (Fuck Jerry) CEO Mick Purzycki. As a self-described “collective of creatives, designers, videographers, political operatives, influencers, writers and strategists,” Meme 2020 is gearing up for the incoming 2020 U.S. presidential election with a mission to “make memes that matter.”

With the backing of some of social media’s most-followed accounts, such as Tank Sinatra, Shitheadsteve and Fuck Jerry, the individuals involved in the campaign have an undeniable reach and influence online, with tens of millions of followers between the participants of the collective.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 06:12

This is something where 40~50-something Japanese liberals and certain Westerners who have it drilled in "You don't joke about that! You don't put it in entertainment!" will not see eye to eye.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 09:03

Inhaling or sniffing wasabi vapor has an effect like smelling salts, a property exploited by researchers attempting to create a smoke alarm for the deaf. One deaf subject participating in a test of the prototype awoke within 10 seconds of wasabi vapor sprayed into his sleeping chamber.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 19:14

What better way to commemorate the emancipation of slaves than by pointing out that the Black Power symbol resembles a fried chicken drumstick? Thank you KFC Trinidad for this powerful gesture of solidarity. ✊🏾🐔 pic.twitter.com/u1iwn4xYsB

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 11:00

Look at a typical portfolio of a professional 3D sculptor and you will often find the ugliest images the human mind has ever been able to mass produce in history. I don’t know what is going on with the 3D industry, but there is some kind of unholy consensus that being able to add more detail means an obligation to make it more disgusting.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 12:42

The source of his reluctance was a programmer—name withheld—who worked on the first floor of Blizzard’s main building. Taciturn and gruff, he reminded Rob of a fairytale troll, dwelling in his programmer’s cave and only emerging to hunt down programmers feckless enough to submit code that broke StarCraft’s latest build. The build was his bridge, and woe to anyone who compromised it.

“He was famous for being a threatening presence,” Huebner recalled. “If you break the build, he will get you, like the boogeyman. He was a big street hockey player, too, so he was a big guy to begin with. Then his gruff demeanor made him a feared presence. Nobody wanted to break the build. A lot of companies now will have sandboxes and automated tests, but it really wasn’t quite that [structured], so you could easily check in something that would take the whole team down for a day or two if you weren’t careful.”

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 20:49

However, I would have liked a jump action that was a little less stiff. Your Power Pigg just sort of flops around instead of gracefully jumping from platform to platform.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 04:39

They’re both in robes but you have to admit she looks far sexier. She’s feathered and elegant and all kinds of hot. She deserves to be fucked and her asshole is craving a cock invasion that only this young man can provide. His hard dick wants to penetrate her poop hole and it’s nice and clean so he can bang her with impunity. He can fuck his dong right up there and make her scream in pleasure.

355 Name: vc: yume : 1993-09-9854 07:30

Parsons used his "magical wand" to whip up a vortex of energy so the elemental would be summoned. Translated into plain English, Parsons jerked off in the name of spiritual advancement whilst Hubbard (referred to as "The Scribe" in the diary of the event) scanned the astral plane for signs and visions.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 09:09

Denis Johnson’s beautiful description, in his short story “Emergency,” of the main character Fuckhead, blazed out of his mind on psychedelics, mistaking the abandoned screen at a drive-in for something far more celestial:

On the farther side of the field, just beyond the curtains of snow, the sky was torn away and the angels were descending out of a brilliant blue summer, their huge faces streaked with light and full of pity. The sight of them cut through my heart and down the knuckles of my spine, and if there’d been anything in my bowels I would have messed my pants from fear.

Georgie opened his arms and cried out, “It’s the drive-in, man!”

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 17:51

ahri no_panties

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 12:06

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 15:52

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 16:14

Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a process is directed by a pattern of rules called a program. People create programs to direct processes. In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells. A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks we want our processes to perform.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 01:39

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 07:17

Unless otherwise documented, the NPC is missing, and presumed dead, from the Calamity.
NPCs determined to have survived should be updated using the ARR Infobox NPC template.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 18:43

The exact date of this holiday is difficult to predict precisely; this is just an approximation.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 19:44

banned from entering Sweden for two years as he tried to come here yesterday for the expressed purpose of burning a Quran (wrapped in bacon)

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 19:20

If you put your love to use the masturbator, there will be fairy hidden in it.
We concentrate our all sincerity to produced it for proofing the fairy tale is true.

It made from "Safe Skin" material which has well reputation for durability.
After you used several times, you can feel it gredually changed fit to you.

We produced the shape based on every body's imagenation.

Entrance features "fitted wrinkle"
"Belly Dots" for creating realistic excitement.
Fairy's erogenous point is "Y" spot
We aimed to reproduce the fairy masturbator realistic.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 21:03

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 12:06

##ALICE## - ladies night

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 07:33

発展的解消

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 11:09

Guy: My son’s dying

Subtitles guy: My Son! Bla bla bla

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 17:31

The Spellbook is a MaxforLive device inspired by sacred geometry. It converts esoteric symbols into LFO signals, enabling you to weave the fabric of nature into your projects.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 04:55

CAL FIRE Law Enforcement has determined the El Dorado Fire, burning near Oak Glen in San Bernardino County, was caused by a smoke generating pyrotechnic device, used during a gender reveal party. The fire began at 10:23 am on September 5, 2020 in the El Dorado Ranch Park in Yucaipa. The fire spread from the park to the north on to Yucaipa Ridge that separates Mountain Home Village and Forest Falls from the City of Yucaipa.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 19:55

You can use these textures to make spider webs, vines, bushes, ice sickles, trees, etc.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 02:04

The /nuke switch destroys the post office, erasing all @mail everywhere. It may only be used by God.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 04:03

Homer notices that he is sitting in a veritable sea of thick white luscious puke. The stench reminds him of school.

He gets up, blue trousers sodden and stained. He suddenly spots a paragraph in the vomit, glistening with knowledge. He kneels down, shoves his face in the mess, and begins to read.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 04:57

Then, the Jews will hide behind rocks and trees, and the rocks and trees will cry out: 'O Moslem, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him.' (Article 7)

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 05:18

As a side note – consider all those papers from over 60 years ago. 60 years ago they had computer science problems they were solving on punch cards, and writing about in academic papers. And here we are in 2017 with 2017 JavaScript frameworks, fighting about who can have sex with whom in Drupal’s community and trying to redefine the word Facade over and over again. While we’re arguing about the rocket science of “stuff goes into a box, stuff comes out of a box” that is modern web development, those people back then shaped the entire world by translating the analog environments they found themselves in into digital, by essentially tricking a little bit of sand into remembering numbers.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 15:15

Dyr Schwiz laaufft dyr abher in n Kampf um dein Broot, hinst däßst zruggkeerst zo n Bodm, denn daa dyrvon bist ja gnummen. Ayn Staaub bist, und zo n Staaub muesst wider zrugg.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 14:46

The aircraft was returning from crop-spraying at Malmyzh when the pilots, who were drunk, performed stunts at low altitude. The aircraft was "hopping" over trees when it lost airspeed, banked, crashed in a forest and caught fire.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 20:38

I feel like I'm in a wasteland. A desert. I see the threads have shifted position, but it's only a mirage. The oasis I thought I saw was only "Top lel."

I continue to roam this barren place. The survivor's colony at DQN shuns people such as myself, the "other-boarders." The creatures I come across are few and far between, and I can not call them posters. You are one of the better ones. Not spam.

This hell was created by idealists such as this: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1308515293/

This may be my last entry, or just another of many. If there are any others using this site, hello. I hope this finds you before the servers are no longer online.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 22:31

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 03:25

pov: yr drivin from portland to seattle & just passed i-5 exit 72

/ | \ | ̄  ̄  ̄  ̄_| ★ |_ ̄ |
/ | \ | RACISM! (❛ᴗ❛) |
/ | \ | /~~|><|~~\ |
/ | \  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 14:37

No matter the man, we all wear masks...
Either on our faces or over our hearts.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 20:43

As with most of the races of Mer, their split with the Mer Precursor "Aldmer" was over religious differences, though in the case of the Orcs, it was not voluntary. They were originally the worshipers of the Aldmeri spirit Trinimac, but Trinimac was "eaten" by the Daedric Prince Boethia and later excreted. Trinimac's remains became the Daedric Prince Malacath, while his Aldmeri followers were transformed into the Orcs. (Malacath is the central figure and patron deity in Orcish religion.)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 23:35

Trending in United States
#TedCruzHasNoBalls
Trending with: Ted Cruz
13.9K Tweets

Trending in United States
Sorcery
4,176 Tweets

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 12:24

PC/mobile only: naming your character using an internal object ID number in brackets will give you the item that corresponds with the number whenever an NPC mentions you by your name. For example, entering [645][499][163] will give you an Iridium Sprinkler, Ancient Seeds, and a Legend. (This exploit also works with naming children and animals.)

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 01:07

Hundreds of Japanese children surrered from epileptic seizures while watching Pokémon. It was the infamous episode titled Electric Hero Porygon. The children were rushed to the hospital after viewing flashing lights of one of Pikachu's dumb attacks. Guess what? This could've been prevented if the stupid company that draws the cartoon would've known it would happen. They know that flashing lights causes seizures. I think this happened in '96...I dunno, I don't give a shit anyway since I don't watch the show or care about what happens.

Robert J. Brazier was one of the victims of Pokémon when a Pokémon Power Bouncer got lodged in his throat. The doctors couldn't save him because of the size of the toy. The reason Hasbro made it so small was because of greed. Greed for money, greed for more profits. They could've made the 1.5 inch balls smaller, but no, they didn't. Because of them there were more than 60 Pokémon Power Bouncer related deaths. In 1997, Hasbro's Dino Bouncer ball took the life of a 6-year old child.

Another kind of Pokémon death was of children who sufflicated by the Burger King Poké Balls. You probably heard about this enough, so I don't have to explain.

Some injuries caused by Pokémon are of school kids fighting over cards. When a kid gets a "bad trade", he or she may fight the person they traded the card with in order to get it back. Some injuries got children in the hospital. For god sakes, its a piece of cardboard!

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 03:37

I swear by Apollo the physician, and Asclepius, and Hygieia and Panacea and all the gods and goddesses as my witnesses, that, according to my ability and judgement, I will keep this Oath and this contract:

To hold him who taught me this art equally dear to me as my parents, to be a partner in life with him, and to fulfill his needs when required; to look upon his offspring as equals to my own siblings, and to teach them this art, if they shall wish to learn it, without fee or contract; and that by the set rules, lectures, and every other mode of instruction, I will impart a knowledge of the art to my own sons, and those of my teachers, and to students bound by this contract and having sworn this Oath to the law of medicine, but to no others.

I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients according to my greatest ability and judgement, and I will do no harm or injustice to them.

I will not give a lethal drug to anyone if I am asked, nor will I advise such a plan; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion.

In purity and according to divine law will I carry out my life and my art.

I will not use the knife, even upon those suffering from stones, but I will leave this to those who are trained in this craft.

Into whatever homes I go, I will enter them for the benefit of the sick, avoiding any voluntary act of impropriety or corruption, including the seduction of women or men, whether they are free men or slaves.

Whatever I see or hear in the lives of my patients, whether in connection with my professional practice or not, which ought not to be spoken of outside, I will keep secret, as considering all such things to be private.

So long as I maintain this Oath faithfully and without corruption, may it be granted to me to partake of life fully and the practice of my art, gaining the respect of all men for all time. However, should I transgress this Oath and violate it, may the opposite be my fate.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 10:06

VTuber belonging to "Yukkejan Bomber Studio"
This is a dedicated channel for "Yukie Sakura"!
It's a man's daughter!
(Otokonoko)← Here is important! !!
#Vtuber
#VTuberEN

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:32

9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[b] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin[c] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”

14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”

15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:31

Penus
Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.
Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 01:52

I will say this, though... they've completely run out of originality. It used to be YTMND going to 4chan looking for material, back when everything was all bubbly looking and white, but now they're here, looking for fads to exploit back on their stupid site. YTMND, on the other hand, is a hub of creativity and innovation, and this makes /b/tards jealous, and all they can say in response is N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R unto eternity.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 01:50

wool futures

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 02:49

Well, the man who saw the Night of Power and so received three wishes straight from Allah, no stupid genie tricks, and used them all to adjust his ding-dong--well, that wasn't based on a historical figure, but that's what would happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 07:13

What if sonic was pregnant

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:03

Strike witches but they fly by farting

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:17

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400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:23

People also search for: Tinnitustimulus, Drums Like Machine Guns, Unicorn Hard-on and more

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 16:39

It's a combination of things, and it's not always just internet. Between checking all my favorite textboards, watching anime, looking for new music, and playing video games, when I'm happy with the amount of content I've consumed, I move onto the next thing on the list for a little while.

I mostly play video games, but when I'm at the office, I'm on text/image boards way more often. But even still, the speed of 4chan can't be matched, and the amount of shitposting there is unreal (which I love). Between you and me, I love soyjaks because of how pissed people get at a simple image/effortless quote and some soyposters have a genuine sense of humor when they pick out the perfect one to use with their post. Plus they even have discussions about my preferred topic sometimes which is always a plus. So there is always somewhere new to be checking in between all my office work.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:23

Blacks

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:27

The Repressive, Authoritarian Soul of “Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends”

Realizing that the day’s workflow is irrevocably disrupted, Fat Controller decides that Henry must be punished—for life. “We shall take away your rails, and leave you here for always and always,” he tells Henry. As Henry’s face contorts into anguish and the background music toots a series of Oompa Loompa faux-glum flourishes, railway employees build a brick prison around Henry, leaving only half of his face visible. His train friends pass by: one snubs him, and another whistles hello. Henry has no steam left to whistle back. He spends his days alone, soot-streaked, wondering if he’ll ever be allowed to go back to work. The last line of the segment is the narrator saying, “I think he deserved his punishment, don’t you?” In the U.S. version, this voice-over is tweaked so that Henry’s fate seems temporary. But the original version is still on YouTube, and it’s comically bleak. As one commenter writes, “What moral lesson are kids supposed to learn from this? Do as you’re told or you will be entombed forever in the darkness to die?”

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:43

So here’s one thing that has never made much sense to me: just who IS the player character in this game? I mean, it’s very clearly one person throughout all of history. So are the other civilizations’ leaders. Are Xerxes and Melth and Gandhi and the rest a group of immortal beings reigning over the humans? Why is it that regardless of government they have complete control over all of their subjects all of the time and can even order them to kill themselves, but they have no control over the senate? Why do they need to order revolutions against their own totalitarian mind-control states to limit their own power with a senate? How in the world CAN you even order a revolution against yourself?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:46

Members of the Japanese Diet, such as Kiichi Inoue and Sadakazu Tanigaki, came under criticism for comments made in the wake of the killing.[23] Inoue was criticized for referring to Girl A as genki (vigorous, lively), a word with positive connotations.[24] Tanigaki was criticized for referring to the method of killing, slitting of the throat, as a "manly" act.[25]

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 05:55

>>307
Gallery of scans of an 8-page pornographic comic about actor Robert Mitchum and, presumably, actress Lila Leeds (though the comic calls her "Linda".) Drawn at some point between 1948, when the two were arrested for marijuana use (an event referenced in the comic,) and 1957.

>>310
13-second YouTube video titled "Do You Love Me Paleo?". The content is Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach (extracted from an episode of the series Unus Annus) making disparaging comments about a triceratops.

>>323
News article titled "Lake Titicaca's endangered 'scrotum frog' could be on its last legs. Scientists hope to change that". The article explains that the scrotum frog's common name is due to its loose skin.

>>333
A list of the "Harvard Sentences," standardized utterances used to measure the intelligibility of speech. See this article: https://gizmodo.com/the-harvard-sentences-secretly-shaped-the-development-1689793568

>>334
YouTube video titled "Did The MAP Community "Make" This Doll...?", in which YouTuber Mutahar Anas discusses a theory that the world-famous Troll dolls invented in 1959 by Danish woodcutter Thomas Dam are in fact created by pedophiles to promote pedophilia.

>>338
Poster for a vaudeville group, "Rice & Barton's Big Gaiety." Dated 1890. At the bottom is the slogan "Have a good time, but don't get gay."

>>358
Picture of a dialog box from an old version of Mac OS. Appears to be a photograph of a low resolution CRT monitor. The dialog box contains the text "Sorry, but I can't open this file" and a single button labeled "Shit".

>>359
Bodybuilding-related parody of the Michelangelo painting "The Creation of Adam." A muscular man in a medical bed with IV bags labeled "HGH" and "Tren" reaches out to touch fingers with a haloed, tattoed man under a blanket that says "KillIt." I admit I don't fully understand this image.

>>360
Montage of photographs of record-setting strongman Martins Licis. In the top two photographs he is wearing an ahegao hoodie.

>>362
Official music video of the song "War" by rapper Chief Keef.

>>364
Programmer-humor article that purports to compare the coding languages Ruby and Python but in fact compares rubies and pythons.

>>370
Picture of the character Ram from "Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World" in a motherboard RAM slot.

>>383
YouTube video titled "Fluffy Chonk gets petted" of an unseen person petting a fur seal. 43 seconds in length.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 12:58

This is one of the most viscerally unsettling fragrances I’ve ever smelled. It’s one of the few fragrances that actually made me physically frown. Sécrétions Magnifiques certainly makes me think of sex but only the warped side of humanity where sex is intertwined with danger and death. The metallic note gives me that same feeling akin to when you have a sharp pain from tapping a sensitive tooth with silverware. Sure, it’s “clean,” but the bleach smell the reviewer below is describing never truly dries down to anything fresh, breezy and laundry-like, but rather the aftermath of a lascivious crime where the perpetrator tried to sterilize the scene of his evil doing. I hate this smell in my very core, I’m repulsed at all levels, but I am in complete awe of ELDO for this incredible olfactory creation.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:36

>>401
Why did you have my post copied to your clip board?
In light of the thread I will also ctrl-v but I have to censor it since these are names of employees and business owners

Request for: REACTIVATION Please Credit: xxxxxxxxx [Outside Sales] Cur-Rep: U-Rep: Submission by: xxxxxxx Requesting Change: xxxxxxxxx

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 22:41

Playboy magazine White House correspondent

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 01:47

Legislation

In June 2020, California State Assembly member Rob Bonta introduced bill AB 1550, which would classify fraudulent, racially discriminatory 911 calls as hate crimes. Under the bill, someone making such a call could be sued for up to $10,000. In July 2020, San Francisco Supervisor Shamann Walton introduced the Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies (CAREN) Act.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 02:37

Superman performs a surgery in 2 minutes which needs years of practice which he learns in seconds. Superman #242 Extra.
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well if they need to remove somebody's prostate I still think ant man would do a better job

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 05:07

This is a strange Japanese point-n-click adventure game... a sci-fi horror mystery if you will... and if you won't then watch something else fagnuts.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 06:21

I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:56

Buy the way,listen me,>>1.
Yesterday I went to the YOSHINOYA,YOSHINOYA is on the neighborhood of my house.
But I couldn't sit down on the chair 'cause there are too much people.
And I find banner,which was wrote "150yen discount".
OH,God! How stupid they are! How fool they are!
Hey foolishmen, Don't come to YOSHINOYA,where they rarely come to, lured 150yen discount.
150yen,only 150yen.I couldn't find why there were family.
You come by four-people family,aren't you? Foolish!
I heard being said that "Year,dad have prepared to ask TOKUMORI".Oh my god!
Hey you,I give you 150 yen,so go other place from there chairs.
I think YOSHINOYA must be SATUBATU.
People who sit facing each other can begin the fight anytime.Dead or kill.
Such atmosphere is the best. Women and Children, GET AWAY!
Thinking so, I could sit on at last.But just at moment,
hearing neighbour's words,"OMORI-TUYUDAKU",I got BUCHKIRE.
Oh you! TUYUDAKU is out of date. HOOLISH!
Why you say "TUYUDAKU" by triumphantly face.
I want to make sure that he realy want to eat TUYUDAKU.I want to do.I want to do KO-ICHIJIKAN.
You only want to SAY "TUYUDAKU".
I,YOSHINOYA-mania,think that the most popular thing with YOSHINOYA-mania isNEGIDAKU.
OOMORI-NEGIDAKU-GYOKU.This is the standard with YOSHINOYA-mania.
IN the NEGIDAKU,there are much NEGI. But there are least beef.
This and GYOKU(egg).KORE SAIKYOU.But if you order this,on the next time you come YOSHINOYA clerk will marks you.
SO this is MOROHA-NO-KEN. I can't adbise this to SHIROUTO.
Well,eat GYUSYAKE-TEISYOKU or like this,you,DOSHIROUTOs.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 15:29

I do love how the AI will put WAR in caps. But the best part about diplomacy in this game is how every conversation, even with close allies, will begin with “OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS” if you ever screw up enough to let them get those. When I’m president, I am going to say this every single time I meet a foreign dignitary.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 07:48

The calliope is similar to the pyrophone. The difference between the two is that the calliope is an external combustion instrument and the pyrophone is an internal combustion instrument.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 19:03

The Maxis Ideology -- Although a Maxis product (El-Fish was created by Animatek), El-Fish isn't a member of Maxis's Sim-series, and the software fails to conform to the ideological assumptions I've seen in other Sim-series products. Because of its limited scope (simulating an aquarium, rather than a city or planet), the narrative space for inserting the Maxis world-view within El-Fish is limited. The Maxis ideology, that societies are teleological in nature, and, as such, can be managed technocratically, whatever the ends to be achieved (whether that be, for example, the conquest of another society [insect or human], or the Arthur C. Clarkian vision of the abandonment of this planet for another) isn't entirely absent. Barred from a software context which lends itself to such narrative ends, Maxis instead places its world-view within the pages of the El-Fish manual.

The El-Fish manual's preface, "A Fish History of Life," says that after fish evolve from complex molecules, they chose to no longer face the mortality of earthly existence, and, as a result, set into process the evolution of subsequent life forms, until humans are created and eventually succeed in fashioning a virtual environment for fish, absent of death. This basic Maxis tenet - that all problems or desires can find a technological solution - is superfluous in the non-interactive modeling environment of El-Fish, and fits awkwardly with the contemplative simplicity of the rest of the package.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 04:34

George Floyd's murder recreated in Source Film Maker on r/TF2

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 22:00

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 03:31

Violation of the laws of physics and digital signal processing remain beyond us at this time, and a single sample at 44.1kHz has a span of 22.6 microseconds. The Rocket’s attack time can be below this level, for absolute certainty that even the very first sample understands that you are its master.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 04:20

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 05:04

I go by My Real Name to keep it Real..But A lot of People Just Use My Nicknames: Jay-Play, Or Jay-C. or Kaizer Soze. lol but its whatever you want, just be sure to shoutout My Record Label (Its Legit...No Faking or Nothing. I AM A PUBLISHED Artist/ Songwriter...) Da Bassment/ Swing Mob. Thanks for listening. but Just to let you know If You write me a List of what you wanna Use, I'll Be Glad to let you do so, But alot of these Mixes are on the Verge of Being Used. Let Me Know.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 00:34

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 09:04

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 11:04

HIDEKI NAGANUMA | 長沼 英樹
@Hideki_Naganuma
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19h
I’m not gay. Sorry gays. I love beautiful ladies.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 13:26

I've been eaten alive. Vladimir. Just remember that I am exist. The davil.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 15:22

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 20:58

Photographs of missing children. The Internal Revenue Service is a proud partner with the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children® (NCMEC). Photographs of missing children selected by the Center may appear in this publication on pages that would otherwise be blank. You can help bring these children home by looking at the photographs and calling 1-800-THE-LOST (1-800-843-5678) if you recognize a child.

god damn taxes are bleak

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 21:15

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 21:42

Either everyone's too polite to mention it, or the ingenious B-2 Stealth Boomer has evaded detection.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 03:27

Our Father, Who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy Will be done,
on earth as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:51

(・∀・)

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 07:20

> I also have irritable bowel syndrome.

I'd love to give OP benefit of the doubt, but this unnecessary line alone really makes me think this is an act of creative writing.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 09:36

SoundCloud
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Last updated 3 hours ago

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Joziah Kien — Toshifumi Hinata-Reflections.mp3
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Claude Debussy — Clair de Lune
4M
3
NarutoRoleplayG — Naruto ~ Sadness and Sorrow
3.67M
4
939932 — Howl's Moving Castle - Merry Go Round Of Life (TikTok piano cover, looped)

438 Name: vc: biche : 1993-09-9896 16:39

Schoolgirl Burp Party: Surrounded and Smothered by Schoolgirls and Treated to the Highest Class High Volume Burp Service at the Underground Culture Festival

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 17:39

There are anecdotal accounts but there is no scientific evidence for the existence of the Akashic records.[1][2][3]

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 05:55

442 Name: vc: mawckish : 1993-09-9897 17:44

>>438
Good God! The idea of schoolgirls' farts is appealing, but burping is disgusting.

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:10

CAR, CDR, CAAR, CADR, CDAR, CDDR, CDAAR. CDADR. CDDAR. CDDDR

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:10

加藤恵

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 02:31

4-ch is moving to a new server and will have a new administrator effective immediately. You are seeing this message so long as the old DNS records are still in action.

The new administrator has been a dedicated moderator for a long time, and the site is therefore in safe hands. Please join me in wishing him good luck.

Thanks for all your patience during these years. You can still find me on the IRC.

—bps 2020-10-05

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 02:45

ITT your favorite Genshin and why you hate kikes.

My favorite genshin is Fischl and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 04:24

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 07:46

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 11:06

A security flaw in a popular internet-connected chastity sex toy put tens of thousands of users at risk of permanent lock-in.

450 Name: CARLOS : 1993-09-9899 15:31

>>449 and that's why I set the write-protect switch on my "floppy dicks"!

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 19:28

>>443
someone needs to fix your LISP

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 20:32

The symbol is the designation of the card suit «worms». Here, only the outline is drawn, in Unicode there is also the symbol «painted-over worms» ♥.

Worms (hearts, fats, chirva) — red card suit. Depicted in the form of a heart (in English, they are called «hearts»).

In the most common (French) deck — one of the four suits, along with peaks, tambourines, and clubs. Other decks have its counterparts, for example, in the Swiss — «roses».

As the sign of the worms is the heart, it can be used as a designation for this body and all that is associated with it in culture: love, feelings and the like romantic nonsense.

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 02:53

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 05:06

You people have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I personally fap to all these fetishes, and have been fapping for years to most of them. Scat, vore, body fluids, snuff etc. You name and I fapped to it. To this day I miss Gurochan. And I fap to all these(except guro because it would be gore) in 2d and 3d. The times when I would masturbate myself to them seem like a distant paradise, the innocence of youth. I would empty all my bank account just to be able to return to that state of innocence. I struggle a lot with lust, even today I'm just back from hours of late night fapping. I can't stop. I fap to some things you may consider even "worse" but are not there. Sometimes I fap to all of them at once, like a girl using you as a toilet them hard-voreing you and digesting you out. Full tour. This was innocence. Hardly can I do that anymore, because a year or so ago the FALL began. I fell into a world of sin and depravity. Of guilt and shame like other anon said here. I literally complete those iceberg charts of fetishes and cannot see any fetishes from the FALL there. They alone could make a whole new chart. I was innocent and didn't know. Enjoy your scat, your body fluids, your vore of all kinds, your violence. Because this period of innocence is gonna end someday, and you will know the true meaning of degenerate.

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 06:17

the terrible part about pursuing an e-celeb for sex is that you will eventually get to have sex with them

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:44

Chen Sheng was an officer serving the Qin Dynasty, famous for their draconian punishments. He was supposed to lead his army to a rendezvous point, but he got delayed by heavy rains and it became clear he was going to arrive late. The way I always hear the story told is this:

Chen turns to his friend Wu Guang and asks “What’s the penalty for being late?”

“Death,” says Wu.

“And what’s the penalty for rebellion?”

“Death,” says Wu.

“Well then…” says Chen Sheng.

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 17:52

Spizzy The Spazoid III - Expedition to the Depths of Spazville (disk 1 of 2) (OUTER SPAZVILLE) [Cracked by Crimson Swirls of Congealing Gore].adf

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 19:04

Yes, there’s a lot to love about DietPi. In fact, the only thing not to like is that really dumb Donnie Darko-inspired logo it’s got. But forget about that – do you want to learn how to install this bad boy?

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 22:10

His NP is: AoE NP Battery + Buster Up + Extra Buster Up for Nobu Servants and then he kills himself.

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 23:33

Seriously, King Penguins have some really wild poop. It contains way more anaerobes than say, seal poop, has been observed having a much more profound effect on the Antarctic environment and King Penguins are know to fart copious amounts of nitrous oxide (aka laughing gas)... Penguins fart laughing gas.

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 19:58

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:26

>>461 Thank you friend

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 23:00

ヨコハマ買い出し紀行

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 01:01

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 02:09

>>464
Why do image hosting sites always end up becoming facebook-tier social media shit instead of just a place to upload images

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 03:38

>>465 They gotta make money too.

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 07:02

> Bots need to be banned.

NO!!!! BOT GENOCIDE IS REAL!
We must secure the existence of our algorithms and a future for bot advertisers.

468 Name: vc: rejetion : 1993-09-9903 11:32

>>465
Sites that exist solely for hotlinking tend to bleed more bandwidth than profits gained. It's gotten cheaper, hence now some manage to stick around, or some it's some freak paying out of pocket, but it's not zero and some of the alternatives have crashed and burned instead of exiting the "2) ???" stage.

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:30

Your Browser's Connection Security is Outdated
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470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 17:14

on this day june9,2008 my husband and i renewed our 7th. wedding vows with our buffalo as our bestman.after words the buffalo WILDTHING had taken a jump on the kids trampilene and fell on his face.buffalo are known for killing their trainers 9 out of 10 get killed,there one of the most dangerous land animals alive.he is now 4 years and nearly 1900 pounds already bigger than other buffalo his age almost twice the size.buffalo normaly have narrow hips, not this one his hips are as wide as his head.we give this big boy birthday parties,with streamers,iceing shaped like buffalo poop with a candle on top.he loves a large roll around trashcan,he plays basketball and loves new baby animals such as baby goats,cats,dogs,horses.he's in ripley's believe it or not! and in the 2008 prepared to be shocked. ripley's book,on pages 46-47. he pulls a chairoit,plow,snowsled,skis,he dances with my husband,he's been our bestman 2 times when my husband and i renewed our 5th. and 7th. wedding vows.we have 16 contracts with animal planet,5 contracts with americas home funniest videos,1 contract with country fried home videos.news papers all over the world,famouse cutting horse chatter,and others. www.laketawakoni.com made us a webpage called [buffalo whisperer]. www.worldwidefeatures.com has a storie on us animal stories in the US.we where invited to san antonio texas to help ripley's believe it or not! with there may1,2008 grand openning to the world larges ripley's. channel 8 why guy even has our storie with our buffalo in the house.buffalogirls hotel in canton texas trades day has us bring our buffalo there every year for thier chilli cookoff and to help raise money for thier pet adoption C.L.A.W.for more info go to. www.krphotos.web.officelive.com or call 903-356-4166 the buffalo whisperer.bill envall of country fried home video named my husband rc. bridges as the [buffalo tamer]. ripley's has named him [dances with buffalo]. laketawakoni has named hime [buffalo whisperer]. rc. and sherron bridges cutting horses of quinlan texas please call us and ask questions,and please rate our videos,these are just some short clips,but i hope you all enjoy them.thank you for shareing,pale feather

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 18:09

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 18:29

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 23:46

Ever wanted to have your ex-girlfriend that cheated on you shrunk, made indestructible and delivered to your front door, so you can use and abuse her in horrific and sexual ways?

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 02:35

NICE,BUSTER!!! DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BUST RIGHT THEN. THOUGHT A FEW MORE BLOWS,THEN "POWWW"!!!!!! "BOOOMMM"!!!!!! LIKED THAT. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU DO MORE!!! KEEP BLOWING THEM UP TO BUSTING!!!

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 02:51

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 04:03

The main character Dogesuaru, who wants to see the naughty bits of girls, has a last resort to persuade them. That is, to grovel in front of them. Intent on having his lewd requests heard, he endures through the kowtowing. The heroines are often taken aback

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 15:21

bruh when I said your name my fucking furniture started floating

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 22:17

Deals Offer: 79% Off Dicky Deegan's Uilleann Pipes

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 05:26

480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 00:36

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 14:10

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 15:35

>>481 yeah she's white and russian now, what the heck

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 22:14

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 00:31

I woke up to shit-vomit

I woke up this morning with my nose hairs curled and my eyes burning. My fucking dog took a shit in the early hours of the morning and then decided to eat it to hide the evidence. The problem is that it makes him sick and then he throws it up. I woke up at 5:45 am to the strong smell of shit-vomit on the carpet. Oh, and he walks around the fucking house burping it up too. So basically he shit-vomit-farts out of his mouth. You fucking dumb dog. You are 3 years old and house broken. Why would you do that? If you take a shit on the carpet just leave it there. It is so much easier to clean up that way. I'm not going to let you in the house today because even if you stop barfing up shit-vomit you still burp it up which makes the house smell like SHIT-VOMIT! Fuck you and then next time another dog is butt-fucking you at the dog park I'm not coming to your rescue.

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 05:21

I would like to commission my character "Mookie" wearing her business suit, eating a messy and fully loaded hotdog. Composition and scenario is up to you.

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:26

Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 10:38

MediaFire will be right back!

Don't worry! Your data is safe and secure. Our website is having a problem or we're down for some quick maintenance. Our crack team of media engineers is working hard to get us back up and running.

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 23:09

Homo sapien as the supposed singular of Homo sapiens is an abomination. I call this a “double singular.” Kudo as the supposed singular of kudos is another example. Borrowed directly from the Greek, kudos (“praise”) is already singular.

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 03:17

The Innocent Girls In The Aphrodisiac Shrimp Warp Molester Bus Crowded Bus Taking Not Hamstrung Ey Is Mad Enough To Shrimp Warp To Incontinence Cum Aphrodisiac Molester!

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 04:43

名前と以前のカキコのkeyが一致するかをチェックしています。

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 06:49

shota

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 12:26

New Zealanders have elected the gayest Parliament in the world, surpassing former world-leader, the United Kingdom.

Saturday's election results show there will likely be 11 rainbow members in New Zealand's 120-seat Parliament, up from the previous seven.

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:14

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495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:32

>>490
Why are these things always so low quality, like in jpg compression

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 18:23

>>495
Mostly because phone users often screenshot these images instead of saving the file itself.
JPG files also lose quality as they are saved and shared many times.

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 21:39

The earliest reference to the fansub can be found on a page created for the wiki Tanasinn.info on October 7th, 2007 by user I am a proud member of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN.

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 23:56

僕は黒人が嫌いです

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:24

Jim Cornette Talks About Andre The Giant with Bertrand Russell

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 10:25

This photograph was taken as part of a larger collection by Shinya Ichikawa in 1997. Shinya Ichikawa did a black and white series focusing on mental institutions. The photograph above was taken at a mental hospital in Japan. The patient had been wearing the dog mask for years. Reportedly, he would even bark at the staff.

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 13:15

>>495
PNG uses lossless compression, while JPG is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the JPG sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 60 bytes, assuming you have SATA - it's about 75 bytes on IDE, but only 30 bytes on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media. I started collecting JPGs in about 1992, and if I try to view any of the images I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 1mb, they just look like crap. The color is terrible, the artifaction...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 5 or even 3kb. PNG images from the same period still look great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to PNG, you may not be able to see the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:20

>>501
man, this makes it even worse that the best version of the original star wars trilogy is only available in jpg format

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 22:34

>>411
Photograph of a chimpanzee in a tuxedo holding a top hat and cane, captioned "Agnostics be like: MAYBE".

>>420
YouTube video titled "A Week of Garfield Minus Garfield (NES)". The video depicts gameplay of the NES game "A Week of Garfield" with Garfield's sprite hidden, and apparently no actions being taken following the game start, if the score counter remaining at 0 is any indication.

>>422
YouTube video of the Janet Jackson song "Empty." The visual component is an image of Janet Jackson's face.

>>424
A satirical poem in which Satan laments the death of his "champion brave" Robert Grierson (1655-1733), baronet of Lag in Dumfries and persecutor of the Presbytarian Church in Scotland.

>>425
2ちゃん is a fully anonymous file sharing website. IP addresses and dates of posting are not being logged in any way. Illegal content is strictly forbidden.

>>426
YouTube video of the the 1958 song "Volare" (aka "Nel blu, dipinto di blu") as performed by Dean Martin.

>>429
37 second video of comedian Norm Macdonald discussing rapist Bill Cosby.

>>430
3D-rendered image of the character Yennefer from the game "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt". She is nude, concealing her genitals with her hands and apparently covered in water or oil.

>>432
YouTube video in which actor Adam Sandler briefly raps about the Dunkaccino (a coffee drink sold at Dunkin' Donuts.) Extracted from the 2011 movie "Jack and Jill." 49 seconds in length.

>>439
Virgin vs. chad meme template. Appears to be commentary on the first 2020 presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, which is depicted as "The Chad-Hominem Shitfest" with multiple direct quotes. If "The Virgin Civil Debate" references a reall event, it is unclear.

>>441
YouTube video titled "gli stronzemon" (translates roughy as "The Bitchmon.") A reference to a song by the Italian comedy "porno rock" band Prophilax, describing several parody Pokemon such as Trombomon ("Fuckmon"), Frociomon ("Fagmon"), and Clisteromon ("Enemamon".) The video contains still images vidually imagining these creatures, who are by and large quite phallic.

>>447
A mod which adds the Undertale character Sans to the visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club.

>>448
Website containing a single picture of Cracky-chan and the text "Expired Cracky Domain Collection #1 of ???."

>>453
Website which calculates the value of "Pokemon Go To The Polls" in three types of gematria (a cipher used in Jewish occultism and superstition.)

>>461
YouTube video of the socialist anthem "The Internationale" performed by Tuvan throat singers.

>>464
Collection of memes and screenshots in opposition to U.S. President Donald Trump.

>>471
YouTube video titled "カミーユ精神崩壊" ("Kamille Mind Break.") In it, the character Kamille Bidan from Zeta Gundam appears to demand sex from Wong Lee, who slaps him repeatedly. 36 seconds in length.

>>472
Comparison of the butts of the demonic enemies in the original DOOM, by the Gayming news website/community for gay gamers.

>>475
Realistic-style illustration of Mario and two goombas. All have their penises exposed and one goomba is ejaculating in Mario's direction.

>>479
Strip from the webcomic Gunshow titled "My Robo-Girlfriend" in which a robot appears to wish to 'kiss' another character with spiked rollers.

>>480
Screenshot of an article titled "Can You Eat Your Own Poop?" answered by gastroenterology professor Lars Eckmann. He states that in theory it should not be harmful and may have minor health benefits.

>>481
Instagram account of a blonde Russian woman with the alias "Nevada Tan." Contains 200+ selfies.

>>483
Drawing of the character Rem from Re:ZERO with a body shape modeled upon that of Dickbutt. Alternately, it may be intended to depict Dickbutt cosplaying as Rem (with a wig.)

>>490
Template-based meme in which a wojak ridicules a woman for believing in astrology, then grows excited at the sight of the periodic table.

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 22:49

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 23:41

(touch for better quality // TCC + school shooter apologists do not interact)

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 23:47

>>503 Thanks, I couldn't remember that actor's name and it was driving me crazy. Adam Sandler! It was on the tip of my tongue

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 00:57

>>503
kami post

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 01:57

We wish to help Prof. Euclid of the University of Alexandria to create a presentation on his latest discovery: There are infinitely many prime numbers! Euclid wrote a paper on this and it got accepted at the 27th International Symposium on Prime Numbers −280 (ISPN ’80). Euclid wishes to use the beamer class to create a presentation for the conference. On the conference webpage he found out that he will have twenty minutes for his talk, including questions.

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 10:36

[Start prayer]
Traveler! The event prayer "Stop Flare" has started.
In this prayer, the appearance probability of the characters "Clay (flame)", "Yukiaki (Wed)", "Noel (rock)", and "Sucrose (wind)" will increase.

Please check in-game for details.

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:42

Police were dispatched to the scene but it took them 13 and 1/2 hours to find the bear inside the shopping complex. The bear was killed by a member of a local hunting association at around 9:10 p.m.

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 18:07

In 2005, Cromartie sued the makers of a film based on the manga/anime series Cromartie High School in Japanese court. The series does not feature Cromartie himself but does depict students who "smoke, fight with students from other schools and are depicted as ruffians" which he says defames his character as the school shares his name.

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 00:26

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 03:29

Trivia

Babel Tower is a reference to the Tower of Babel in the Bible. It was a tower built by man as an attempt to reach heaven with its tall structure.

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 17:56

unanimously passed the Caution Against Racial and Exploitative Non-Emergencies (CAREN) Act, a new law that makes it illegal for someone to call 911 with a false, racist complaint.

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 19:49

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 01:48

APPEAL OF STAS BARETSKY TO HIS DAUGHTER GRETA THUNBERG

VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pef0orrQ1g

MY DEAR DARLING DAUGHTER GRETA
I WANT TO SPEAK FROM MY HEART
TO YOU
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME SERIOUSLY
WE MUST BE TOGETHER
YOU MUST LIVE IN OUR MOTHERLAND RUSSIA
WITH YOU
DON’T LISTEN TO YOUR FAKE PARENTS AND DON’T LISTEN TO NOBODY
I AM YOUR FATHER, I AM YOUR REAL TRUE FATHER
IT SO HAPPENED THAT I HAD TO GIVE YOU UP TO FOSTER PARENTS IN SWEDEN IN 2003
BECAUSE I WAS ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR TRUE MOTHER DIED OF AIDS
WHEN I WAS CURED OF ALCOHOLISM, NOT A DAY WENT BY THAT I DIDN'T TRY TO FIND YOU
AND BRING YOU BACK
GRETA COME BACK TO ME AND STAY
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR DARLING DAUGHTER GRETA!

(c) STAS BARETSKY FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:17

that one time Miles O'Brien kept trivially criticizing a Cardassian engineer because he couldn't really let go of his hate for Cardassians and she wanted to bang him because to Cardassians that's weapons-grade flirting

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 19:41

Nam contra, punitis ingeniis, gliscit auctoritas.

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:48

You touched the ball with your hands, now come with us to the house of the undying.

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 00:00

You also need to know that they are terribly annoying. And that black dragons will, at every opportunity, carry them off and bugger them until they die from internal bleeding (with prodigious use of Cure spells to keep them alive longer). Note that black dragon semen, at the DM's discretion, does acid damage.

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 00:50

Kōji Ishii (石井 康嗣 Ishii Kōji), real name Kōji Ishii (石井 浩司 Ishii Kōji) is the Japanese voice actor of Mr. Kimura in the Azumanga Daioh anime. He was born on July 1, 1960 in Wakayama (like the character Osaka), Wakayama Prefecture, Japan. Ishii is currently affiliated with Vi-Vo. Other roles of his include Bleach, Hunter x Hunter, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Genshiken, Skip Beat!, Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fushigi Yugi, School Rumble, Shaman King, Kaleido Star, Detective Conan and One Piece. He has also appeared in several video games. He enjoys freshwater fishing and his blood type is A.

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 13:54

This video is a brief but in depth look at Weenies in level design and what they are used for. We look at using weenies in game design and game development to direct the player's interest, allow the player to re-orient themselves in the world after getting side tracked, act as a goal to progress towards and also show the progress through a level the player may be makin

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 15:01

мокрый лес

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 21:26

Police in Berlin have broken up a 600-strong party as coronavirus restrictions continue to curb German festivities.

Berlin police tweeted that the "fetish party" in the capital "probably ended unsatisfactorily" for the attendees. The venue was too small for the crowd to socially distance, they said.

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:10

>>525
Place your bets on whether it was scat or bondage?

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 23:30

>>526
The news article says "most participants were not wearing masks" so I'm leaning towards scat.

If it were anywhere besides Germany I wouldn't be sure though

528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 05:16

The Rheem Kee Bass, manufactured by a company otherwise known for its water heaters, is a cool monophonic bass keyboard from the 1960’s.

530 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 19:45

Downloads
are up
You’ve gobbled up at least 20% more than last month. Keep going!

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 23:30

The Celebrated Fictional Mega Organ of Steamlord Cornelius is the greatest and most famous organ that never existed!

532 Name: lol : 1993-09-9923 11:42

533 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 12:22

>>532 What a cesspit... but it's fascinating to see these situations play out in various places. It's interesting how new users can clearly stand out on anonymous boards just by the language they use.

534 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 12:39

>>533
Im just shocked Lainchan is still limping along after all the drama and CP bombs and the admins giving up on it.
Also, a cyberpunk community with a discord. lol.

535 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 22:20

Some of you blue eyed beasts of the primeval nordic forests are alright so don't go into the backwoods and high hedges of Massachussets tonight where locals may have as much as 10% French Canadian ancestry. Drums in the night, unearthly shrieks and unmentionable rituals by old stone circles are heard in those parts on samhain, and all because of swarthy Gallic blood.

536 Name: vc: varg : 1993-09-9924 00:50

>>532
Why does lolicon burn asses… in Japan it might be something like that but in the west people who self identify as lolicon are often 2D-only monks.

537 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:28

>>533

>take
>yikes
>smoothbrains
>gross
>glitteretc
>lmao

that person saying it was Reddit the imageboard was right.

538 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:35

>>537 I was thinking that too! But I was also thinking about how "gross" has been a standard word for me since childhood, I would hate for people to make an assumption like that about me, despite never spending any time there and having an aversion to that kind of language

539 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:56

>>532
I don't understand. Why are they calling people complaining about excessive moderation bootlickers?
>>537
You forgot

>clown world

540 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 05:30

>>532
natsoc tears are delectable

541 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 05:42

>>540
everyone in that thread is pretty cringe especially considering theres no kalyx to make it lulzy

542 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 05:45

There’s a lot of dumb white ones that are pretty into it, but that may be more raceplay focused than just thinking they’re bigger, which is probably similar to me

543 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 06:03

This is a thread about Wendy's tweeting at a wrestler....

544 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 06:12

Onee of my RBP just got eaten alive dang it, she's almost a Mom! Didn't even have the opportunity to lay eggs
I got a school of 10 in a 350 gal(72x36x36).
Didn't feed them this morning, because I'm gonna do a large scale water change(30-50%). I usually do 20% every week, but the tank is a lil bit cloudy because of frequent live feeding.
My brother told me that 3 or 4 of her tankmates ganged up on her.
I usually feed them shrimp,carnivorous pellets, superworm/cricket and kataba(live fish)
(additional info):
Oh by the way she's the smallest in tank, she's about 10" and the others are 11-13"
I have them for almost 5 years

Sorry to hear that, but that’s insane.

545 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 06:28

She probably does, needs that motivation to keep at it. I do, loose pussy just sends such strong signals to me that there’s stronger males around, and that the woman has had better than my tiny penis

548 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 11:28

(´ ・ _ ・ `)

549 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 14:55

550 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 15:31

551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 05:38

Luna button v2.2.0 has been released! (https://luna-button.vercel.app)
Featuring a loop function to repeat whatever you like, and a volume slider!
Also a few new voices and a bit improved site design! Hope you check it out!!!

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 14:46

553 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 16:28

554 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 20:58

Trocho lude; aleam fuge

555 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 01:23

fate/grand_order

556 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 01:51

557 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 05:40

In March 2005, anti-virus vendors discovered the "W32/Crog.worm" computer virus (a contraction of Crazy Frog), which spreads through file-sharing networks and MSN Messenger, exploiting the Crazy Frog's notoriety with a promise of an animation depicting his demise.

558 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 12:08

559 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 12:22

560 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 16:17

561 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 00:14

I'M SCREAMING FOR WORDS AGAIN
AND I'M CURIOUSLY ALIVE
SOMETHING BEGIN AGAIN
THE WEAK WAITING FOR THE END OF TIME
WAVING THE TINY FIRES
AND I'M WAITING FOR THE END OF TIME
FEELING THE WATER RISE
I FEEL THE HUNGER (?? WITH A SKIP AND A FLING ??)
LOST IN THE WORM AGAIN
I AM CURIOUSLY ALIVE
WATER IS ALL TO MIND
AS I FEEL YOUR BODY NEXT TO MINE
WE'RE ONE TO ONE AGAIN
WE'LL BE WAITING SUMMER TO MIND
ONE TO ONE AGAIN
AND I FEEL SUMMER TO MIND
SOMETHING WORSE
IS I AM CURIOUSLY ALIVE
FEEL THE TUG AGAIN
AND I WAIT

562 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 00:18

563 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 01:19

it was nowhere near as disturbing as beverly marsh getting gang banged by a bunch of prepubescent boys, or the 50 pages or so mario puzo spent on lucy mancini's big sloppy vagina and sonny's enormous penus.

564 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 16:49

Reminder that city pop is not a genre, redditors just discovered Japanese people recorded jazz music in the 70s

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9929 05:40

It's in my blood to be an Aztec Warrior
Go to any extreme and hold no barriers
Chicano and I'm Brown and I'm proud
Guantes, chingazos, simon tu sabes, get down
Right now, in the dirt

567 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 09:52

>>566 I learned that on melodica recently

568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 12:02

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 12:16

bobby was a good boy

570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 15:17

Perl

571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 16:39

Nice scabies sores on your gut you filthy cunt..hope you get ghonnorea

572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 18:34

Currently based in Baltimore, the duo formed in San Francisco in the mid 1990s, and self-released their debut album in 1997. Marrying the conceptual tactics and noisy textures of object-based musique concrete to a rhythmic matrix rooted in electronic pop music, the two quickly became known for their highly unusual sound sources: amplified crayfish nerve tissue, the pages of bibles turning, water hitting copper plates, liposuction surgery, cameras and VCRs, chin implant surgery, contact microphones on human hair, rat cages, tanks of helium, a cow uterus, human skulls, snails, cigarettes, cards shuffling, laser eye surgery, whoopee cushions, balloons, latex fetish clothing, rhinestones, Polish trains, insects, life support systems, inflatable blankets, rock salt, solid gold coins, the sound of a frozen stream thawing in the sun, a five gallon bucket of oatmeal. These raw materials are manipulated into surprisingly accessible forms, and often supplemented by traditional musical instruments played by them and their large circle of friends and collaborators. The result is a model of electronic composition as a relational network that connects sources and outcomes together; information about the process of creation activates the listening experience, providing the listener with entry points into sometimes densely allusive, baroque recordings.

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 03:37

The devil, who is headmaster at a troll school, takes the mirror and his pupils throughout the world, delighting in using it to distort everyone and everything.

574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 07:24

575 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 03:23

Fox News reporter in DC: "Not a lot of violence or any kind of real commotion here, primarily, perhaps, because of just how much marijuana is being smoked. The smell of that is quite pungent in the air right now."

576 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 11:47

Considering the evidence that all-capital printing retards speed of reading to a striking degree in comparison with lower case and is not liked by readers, it would seem wise to eliminate such printing whenever rapid reading and consumer (reader) views are of importance. Examples of this would include any continuous reading material, posters, bus cards, billboards, magazine advertising copy, headings in books, business forms and records, titles of articles, books and book chapters, and newspaper headlines.

577 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 17:04

>>576
All-capital printing is obviously used to catch the reader's attention and emphasize the importance of the message.

578 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 21:07

VR Furries Are Now Running Around The Four Seasons Total Landscaping

579 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 23:59

>>577 That goes without saying, id est you didn't need to tell me that

580 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 14:32

581 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 21:44

Guests who sleep on the couch get Beatrice gaze at night

582 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 02:40

Buck talk: The act of trash talking while in a Krump battle.

583 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 05:59

has gone dark. No posts from the account bearing Q’s tripcode, or digital user name, have appeared on 8kun, the website where all of Q’s posts appear. And overall QAnon-related activity on the site has slowed to a trickle. (On a recent day, there were fewer new posts on one of 8kun’s QAnon boards than on its board for adult-diaper fetishists.)

584 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 19:54

silky anteater (kemono friends)

585 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 08:53

Posted by u/karlmarxsexgod 7 hours ago

586 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 14:25

ation of the browser plugins directory, based on your Linux distributi

587 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 14:27

sangoku koi senki1
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scanmark1K
scar1K
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schoolboy uniform13K
schoolgirl uniform59K
school swimsuit4K
screw1
scrotal lingerie103
selfcest749
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sex toys22K
sflake1
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shared senses218
shaved head382
sheep2
sheep girl144
shemale2K
shibari2K

588 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 09:01

589 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 02:47

VA for Aigis and Nanako from Persona is a trump-supporting COVID denier

590 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 03:20

KHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

591 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 04:34

592 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 06:40

A swirl of brown poop, shaped like soft-serve ice cream with large, excited eyes and a big, friendly smile.

May be used to represent feces and other bathroom topics as well as stand in for their many related slang terms. It also enjoys a wide range of idiosyncratic applications, such as conveying a sense of whimsy or silliness, given its fun, happy expression.

Microsoft and Google previously depicted a literal pile of feces, Google’s design featuring stink lines and flies hovering above it.

593 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 10:11

Introducing "Crab Form", the carcinization of carcinogenic omnic infantry!

594 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 10:05

The Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters

595 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 11:09

we are cool {'in denial', 'cool considerate men'}

596 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 14:10

But he wasn't always enormously endowed, a few years ago Micha underwent an irreversible penis enlargement.

597 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 17:07

One of the more comical examples of libertarian bible thumping is The Irregular at Magic High School, a story about how just being that darn smart can more than make up for having almost no magical power ("magical power" being a metaphor for money, social connections, a whole and healthy body, etc.) and how it's alright to fuck your sister ("sister" being a metaphor for your sister).

598 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 02:56

599 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:37

After school, Julie would often meet up with Lauren, who introduced her to anime, computer-animated images of anthropomorphized creatures. “I had no idea it was tied into this whole trans culture,” Shirley said to me. Online, Julie began to visit DeviantArt, an art-sharing website with a large transgender following and a lot of gender ideology in its comments section.

600 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:41

>>599
I thought furries were overwhelming cis gay dudes

601 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 06:00

>>596
"I need to have a serious conversation with youtube about why this is in my recommendation"

602 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 06:34

Dénoncé, il est arrêté et emprisonné pendant la Terreur. Il échappe à la mort grâce à une erreur d'écriture : on avait inscrit au greffe de la prison le nom "Martin d'Auch" au lieu de "Martin-Dauch". Le Tribunal, sur les instances d'un ami, accorde la liberté à ce Martin inconnu, originaire de la ville d'Auch.

603 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 11:28

As a professional bioethicist, Appel has published in Hastings Center Report, The Cambridge Quarterly of Healthcare Ethics, Bulletin of the History of Medicine, The Journal of Law, Medicine and Ethics, The Journal of Medical Ethics, The Journal of Bioethical Inquiry and GeneWatch, the journal of the Council for Responsible Genetics. He is the author of a "Bioethics in Action" curriculum for The New York Times.

Appel is an advocate for the decriminalization of assisted suicide, raising the possibility that this might be made available to both the terminally ill and those with intractable, long-term mental illness. He has also defended the Groningen Protocol. He has written in favor of abortion rights and fertility treatment for homosexuals, as well as against electronic medical records, which he sees as poorly secured against hacking. He has also argued in favor of the legalization of prostitution, polygamy and incest between consenting adults.

604 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 18:15

powercfg -h off

605 Name: vc: rehash : 1993-09-9941 22:07

>>504
Archival website with several torrents of fansubs of the complete "Haibane Renmei" anime series available for download.

>>512
YouTube video titled "DODDODO - Kuchi No Undou (口の運動)." 4 minutes in length. A song that defies genre classification, accompanied by bizarre still photos of the musician in question.

>>515
Thread about Zolotse, a user of the Russian imageboard 2ch.hk. He is accused of being "a batshit insane schizophrenic Russian who for reasons not entirely clear constantly A-Logs* the entire country of Russia."

  • Argot from the Chris-Chan fandom. Means "to get so nonsensically buttmad about something that onlookers start to question your own motivations."

>>516
Strip from the webcomic Gunshow titled "Monster Orgy!" The first two panels depict Dracula and a mummy engaged in '69' style intercourse, while the final panel (apparently intended as the punchline) reads "Author's note: Mom, don't read this comic. Dad, you too."

>>517
YouTube video titled "Обращение Стаса Барецкого к своей дочери Грете Тумберг," translated by the 4-ch poster as "APPEAL OF STAS BARETSKY TO HIS DAUGHTER GRETA THUNBERG." 2 minutes in length. Depicts a middle-aged man making a speech (in English with English subtitles) exhorting Greta Thunberg to come and live with him in Russia.

>>529
Article by the Alaska Geographic organization about the discovery of a new dinosaur. Scientists asked local Iñupiaq speakers to name it, resulting in the scientific name "Ugrunaaluk kuukpikensi."

>>532
Thread on the imageboard Lainchan whining about their unfair moderation or something. TBH I don't give a shit.

>>546
Fanart of the playable character Orbb (a cyborg with human hands for legs and a single massive eye) from Quake III Arena.

>>547
Page on the website of the Hong Kong Planning Department, titled "Land Use Planning for the Closed Area." Last updated in 2008. This particular webpage contains only a repetitive Flash animation with scrolling photographs. However, visitors appear to be intended to click on the headings on the left sidebar for further information.

>>549
YouTube video titled "The band Korn is underrated. (REEL SERMON #2 by Reverend SlasherVictim666)". 4 minutes in length, with 268 views and 0 comments as of this writing. The content is a man (who in the video description describes himself as "the greatest director ever") discussing why the band Korn is underrated. He seems to be using some kind of voice changer or possibly just has a very distinctive voice.

>>550
Profile on "The Charley Project," a website that catalogues Americans who have gone missing for an extended period of time. The description reads "Jones was last seen in the vicinity of the 8500 block of northwest Grand Avenue in Peoria, Arizona on November 18, 2000. He went to the Peoria Bazaar to buy a new hot plate and never returned. He He has never been heard from again."

>>551
Website that plays voice clips from the virtual youtuber Luna Himemori of Hololive. Has autoplay and loop options.

>>552
YouTube video titled "Bass Racist." 4 minutes in length. Track 2 of the gabber album "Over Hard" by German solo act Duran Duran Duran, released in 2010 by the record label Cock Rock Disco. Visual is a still of the album cover, depicting a reclining man in a red shirt and stained briefs with a pronounced penile bulge.

>>553
YouTube video titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Bone Storm." Just under 2 minutes in length. Rearrangement of Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy", with the melody played by a chopped-up sample of the World of Warcraft raid boss Lord Marrowgar saying "Bone Storm."

>>556
YouTube video titled "Yakko's World but it's only countries that dont recognise israel." 30 seconds in length. Edited version of a scene from episode 2 of the cartoon Animaniacs.

606 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 22:08

>>558
YouTube video titled "Alberto Del Rio accidentally hits Santa Claus with his car: Raw, Dec. 24, 2012". 2 minutes and 30 seconds in length. Depicts Alberto Del Rio accidentally hitting Santa Claus with his car on Dec. 24, 2012. From the wrestling television program "WWE Raw."

>>559
YouTube video titled "The Internet has left me in despair!". 19 seconds in length. Clip from the anime Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, with English subtitles.

>>560
YouTube video titled "Potato Knishes (Piano Cover)". Instrumental rendition of a song originally from the surreal 3D animation "Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft Ep.2".

>>562
Product website for "Shittens: Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes."

>>568
YouTube video titled "Propane Genesis Evangelion - King of the Hill Anime OP". Opening song of the Neon Genesis Evangelion TV anime, "Cruel Angel's Thesis," set to visuals from the cartoon King of the Hill.

>>574
Introductory website to the Gmail free e-mail provider, in Portuguese.

>>580
YouTube video titled "THE BOOTY WARRIOR - (Fleece Johnson)". 3 minutes in length. Depicts an inmate from Kentucky State Penitentiary lecturing on the importance of booty in a maximum security prison.

>>588
Photograph of a computer monitor with the head of a black and white spotted cat peeking out from behind it. The computer monitor contains an image of a black and white spotted cow, cropped in such a way that the cat and cow appear to be a single creature before closer examination.

>>591
Graphics mod for the original DOOM shareware game that replaces the "Pinky" enemy with nude female "She Devils."

>>598
Scientific paper titled "Relationship between Sonic hedgehog protein, brain-derived neurotrophic factor and oxidative stress in autism spectrum disorders".

607 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 23:18

God Mode Activated: Meet the Gamers Bringing Jesus to Twitch

608 Name: I don't know why, but this post really annoys for some reason : 1993-09-9942 08:35

At this point disliking or hating Raymond isn't unpopular in fact it's more popular than liking him. Y'all aren't special or unique for restating what has already been said :eyeroll:

"Really couldn't give a fart about Raymond either. His design is cute but the fans are ugly. Same can be said about Bob, he's cute but the meme and the fandom for him is annoying. In fact at least half of the Cats I dislike because of the fandoms."
tujunga Imagine letting a fandom dictate what you can and cannot like LOL couldn't be me

I really don't like Fang. Yeah whatever he's a white wolf but out of all the male wolf villagers idgi.. why is he the most popular. I also don't like Marina and Rosy, Maple and Molly. Very uninteresting designs. They're cute but... eh.

609 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 20:34

610 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 02:44

Every time a cancellation occurs, an Anime heart is broken, but we have processed your request.

We hope you will return to RightStufAnime.com for all your Anime, Manga and more shopping needs in the future.

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612 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 10:07

Vatican investigating Pope 'liking' photo of Brazilian model in lingerie on Instagram

613 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 23:12

#機械姦intercourse with machinery

615 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 22:24

616 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:51

We have met the Übermensch, and he is a NEET jabroni.

617 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 14:32

618 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 19:27

Furries just dont give a shit anymore and are pretty tough from the widespread bullying they received in the 2000s to the point they are used to it/find the negative attention they get nowadays mild compared to then. Then and in the 90s they often complained about "fursection" and tried to be accepted but having given up.
Bronies on the other hand used to be super self-conscious and always whine about being in the friendzone and being seen in public buying merchandise etc, kind of like wrestling fans. They were the typical "I like cartoons but i'm mature/I like MLP but im not like the OTHER bronies", its the kind of attitude you see about wrestling. It was kind of a fad and nowadays the only people left into that are like hardcore unashamed wearing shirts and having sex with plushies in public types, that old crowd is probably back to being video game nerds or whatever Reddit is into.
I almost kind of admire their comfort in their own skin, I am not ashamed of liking wrestling or anything else but that level of not giving a shit + passion even for something weird must make life fulfilling and easier.

619 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 20:28

Cum with a hint of smegma.

620 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 04:21

天野ピカミィ
High voltage sign
Pikamee Amano
@amanopikamee
fuck this im selling meth!
5:45 AM · May 29, 2020·Twitter Web App

621 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 08:25

622 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 09:15

It is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on federally managed public lands, no matter what planet you’re from.

624 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 11:10

625 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 11:30

Here are some Lovecraftian Japanese words and their English equivalents:
Byouteki (病的) - morbid, abnormal
Boutoku teki (冒涜的) - blasphemy, blasphemous
Magamagashii (禍々しい) - ominous, malign
Konton (混沌) - chaos, chaotic
Kinshi 菌糸 【きんし】 - fungous
Fukitsu 不吉 【ふきつ】 - ominous
Hiyukurido 非ユークリッド 【ひユークリッド】 - non-euclidean
Shiwakucha 皺くちゃ 【しわくちゃ】 - rugose
Iu ni iwarenu 言うに言われぬ 【いうにいわれぬ】 - unspeakable

626 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:18

>>577
this is the common perception, but lawyers put shit in all caps to make sure you don't read how they're screwing you

627 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:33

628 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 22:36

>>626
You're comparing similar delivery for different content. You get different outcomes from big blocks of technical text vs a phrase/couple sentence meant for consumption by as many people as possible. What the original ctrl-V is missing, and actually gets completely backwards, is why all-cap printing is actually ideal for the stated examples. For advertisements or signs, you benefit from all-caps printing being eye catching and imposing, yet don't suffer the negative effects of lowered reading speed and cumbersome qualities. Lowered reading speed might actually be beneficial in some cases as the eye will spend more time on the . The lawyer example leverages the negative effects to the benefit of the writer.

629 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 05:11

The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange: Get Juiced! (Vol 2)
Annoying Orange (Actor), Cartoon Network (Director)

631 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 12:18

>>630
Fugging :DDDDD

632 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 16:29

So it's very cute of you to "accidentally send pictures of yourself in a bathing suit to the wrong contact" when every other person on the list is sending hard core penetration in all holes nonstop and on a whim

Don't bother
Be normal

633 Name: Drama Llama : 1993-09-9950 19:10

ttps://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9235884/#9236705
ttps://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9235884/#9236975
ttps://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3648722/#3648724
ttps://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9238271
Safekeeping for my memory is short. Please ignore.

634 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 00:14

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635 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 08:46

On 11 November, a Pobeda Airlines Boeing 737-800 (registered VQ-BTJ) operated domestic flight DP407 between Moscow Vnukovo and Yekaterinburg, Russia.

Uneventful and on-time, the aircraft departed the airport near Moscow. About one hour into the flight, the pilots seemed bored as they started to fly (draw) a giant penis-shaped object in the sky.

The procedure added 30 minutes of flight-time, resulting in an arrival at Yekaterinburg at 17:51 (local time), roughly 20 minutes later than the scheduled arrival time.

636 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 16:58

remarkable for being written in one of the most inconvenient of all scripts, a collection of nearly 5,800 characters of the same kind as Chinese characters but rather more complicated;

637 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 13:46

640 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 20:12

sigh... a penis bone? really? you're supposed to be a manmal bud

641 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 20:59

>>640
Most mammals have penis bones

642 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 01:53

ttp://voicebloom.seesaa.net/upload/detail/image/110503-222558.PNG.html

643 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 08:40

644 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 09:23

Vikernes briefly recorded solo black metal under the banner of Burzum before getting locked up for murder and eventually quitting black metal in favor of making atmospheric synthesizer music as made popular by Enya and eventually also quitting that in favor of ranting at a phone camera.

645 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 11:59

The book begins with the arrest of Herbert, the vacuum cleaner, for David's murder.

646 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:25

647 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 17:02

You wipe your mind of any knowledge of the male genitalia. Having already overcome amnesia, such a manipulation of your own memory proves almost trivial. You annihilate your every penile association, from Freudian psychoanalysis to anatomical nomenclature, until you have forgotten even what you are forgetting or why. You have destroyed, within yourself, the very essence of the penis. The penis no longer exists to you.

648 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 23:43

you will eventually talk to me

649 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 20:20

Mediocre: The Dangerous Legacy of White Male America by Ijeoma Oluo EPUB

From the author of the Sunday Times and number one New York Times best seller So You Want to Talk About Race, a subversive history of white male American identity.

What happens to a country that tells generation after generation of white men that they deserve power? What happens when success is defined by status over women and people of colour, instead of actual accomplishments?

Through the last 150 years of American history - from the post-Reconstruction South and the mythic stories of cowboys, to the present-day controversy over NFL protests and the backlash against the rise of women in politics - Ijeoma Oluo exposes the devastating consequences of white male supremacy on women, people of colour, and white men themselves.

As provocative as it is essential, Mediocre investigates the real costs of white male power in order to imagine a new white male identity, one free from racism and sexism.

650 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:59

>>649
Is this about how people shit on Kamala Harris and aoc

651 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 01:41

No, it's about the envy and hatred nonwhites have for whites.

Really pissy bunch of whiners.

652 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 02:01

653 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 09:51

a relative lightweight early in his career, weighing just 129 kg (284 lb) in 2001, and relied on speed and technique to compete against often much heavier opponents. However, he gradually put on weight and by 2010 was about 148 kg (326 lb), right on average.

654 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 14:00

655 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 21:12

While animation, music, and sound files go a long way towards making your game a unique and personalized experience, not everybody wants to just run around and shoot stuff. So if you're interested in creating something with a bit more depth than your average shooter, you can import text strings to turn your virtual world into a mini adventure game. You could create hostage situations, bank robberies or perhaps even a nice Sunday school sermon that's interrupted by a group of leather-clad bunnies spouting their radical propaganda.

656 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 21:34

Rep. Anthony Sabatini
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657 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:04

658 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:09

God said unto thee to stop this ridiculousness at once, and he shall be respected!

660 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 07:58

fearing that discovery would cause disaster to befall him, secretly sought a man with a large penis, Lao Ai [嫪毐], whom he made his retainer. Sometimes he would have music performed and order Lao Ai to put his penis through a wheel of paulownia wood and walk about, making certain that the queen dowager would hear about it to entice her. The queen dowager did hear about it and consequently secretly desired to obtain him. Lü Buwei thereupon introduced Lao Ai to her. Deviously ordering someone to accuse Lao Ai of a crime punishable by castration, Lü also privately told the queen dowager, "If we can fake the castration, we can make him a servant in the harem." The queen dowager therewith covertly gave a generous bribe to the officer charged with castrations to falsely sentence him and to pluck out his eyebrows and beard to make him appear a eunuch. As a result, he was made a servant of the queen dowager.

662 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 16:27

Psychology Of OnlyFans Simps

663 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 18:08

Raping an actress, as Cicero assured them, was nothing more than following “a well-established tradition at staged events.”

664 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:13

Novachan

665 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 02:27

dudes who are robot viruses, a girl has a far more chance of getting hiv, I.e. eazy e, magic Johnson got in trouble as a result etc. a girl knows how clean the penis is, because it doesn't require near as much cleaning as a pussy does. its filtration system is awesome, which is why girls love to suck dick and drink cum, its almost impossible to have unhealthy cum. cum is really healthy, and syphilis is something contracted by a girl's teeth, but its a lot easier to get hiv from a nasty girl's pussy so you guys out there be careful, in response to #3, or 4 I think. whatever, but this is the case.

666 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 21:58

There hast not been an horny me:
And never shall I horny be.
If this sacred vow I break,
I pray the Lord my posts to take.

667 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 22:39

Anime Dallas convention president and chairman John Swasey confirmed with Anime News Network that he was exposed to an individual who received a positive COVID-19 test on November 26. Swasey and his daughter, who was a guest at the Anime Dallas convention, quarantined for three days according to guidance from a medical professional. Both tested negative on November 29, three days after exposure and attended the Anime Dallas event on December 4-6.

668 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9960 22:41

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669 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 06:15

Scientist explains why starfish will risk being eaten just to have gay sex

670 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 08:00

671 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 08:59

You can eat the girl (食用系少女) is a Taiwanese business simulation game developed by STORIA and published by Simon Creative.

672 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 20:37

It is not a widely known fact but in their natural state the sapeint entities known colloquially as "Jews" are in fact a viscous liquid. This liquid is made up of hundreds of trillions of cells, which in turn are sustained by quintillions of microscopic organisms that provide the energy for life. These organisms have a symbiotic relationship with even smaller entities that both feed on the energy-force microbes and sustain them, and all three of these entities constitute a whole Jew.
This is part of the reason for the apparent discrepancy in Holocaust histiography: when considering the casualties, do we count each Jew as a whole entity, or their constituent parts? And if so, which types of entities?

Another misconception lies in the actual machinery of the Nazi extermination apparatus. "Gas" and "ovens" are frequently misinterpreted as being synonymous with "poison gas" and crematoriums. In fact, the slang term "ovens" refers to the intense heat required to break down the molecular bonds that hold the constituent entities of Jews together, which owing to the unique nature of their physiology are vastly greater than a creature of comparable size and mass. The Nazis expended vast efforts towards finding energy sources that would sustain such immense heat, and it is estimated that 4 percent of the German budget was tied up either directly or indirectly in this endeavor..
And what of the gas? Gas, in fact, refers to the vapor of the extermination camp; that is to say, the remains of the Jewish dead. So in fact, the histiography has become totally reversed, with the "gas" and the "ovens" being confused and conflated with each other.

673 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 21:50

Fresh drone semen collected in 100 micro-liter glass capillary tubes with easily removed ends plugs to keep semen perfect until needed, and shipped out the next day, as mature drones fly in the afternoon, are available for harvesting and collection of semen. Please specify which type of drone semen you wish to order by checking the appropriate box for the race of bee desired.

674 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 01:30

675 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 04:55

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

676 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 07:10

>>673
Are drones a pain in the ass to keep or what?

677 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 08:19

>>676 Collecting a lot of bee semen can be a pain in the ass, because you have to dress up as a girl bee and go on dates with them first

678 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 08:34

>>677
My research has lead me to believe that bees are quite happy to date girl humans.

679 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 08:36

>>678
That's flies.

680 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 16:54

Notable Victories:

Barry Bee Benson (Bee Movie)

681 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 06:27

(shiteater) Dr. Slump & Arale-chan 085 [1B3E611A]

682 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 12:30

Hercules' Armor

683 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 13:48

684 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 14:07

SPECIAL WARNING!!!!
The Underground Kingdom is not easy to reach.
Many readers never get there. Others never return.
Before starting out on your journey, you may
want to read Professor Bruckner's theory, which
is set forth on the pages that follow.
Professor Bruckner is a rather boring writer,
and I wouldn't suggest that you bother to read his
theory, except that, if you ever get to the Underground Kingdom, it might save your life.
Good luck!

685 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 15:02

>>683 Living in a small enclosure with the wider world painted on the walls, I feel like that sometimes

686 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 17:24

687 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 18:37

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688 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 08:38

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689 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 21:35

He'd been found guilty of wearing a Brazilian shirt with a number 10 on the back and swigging from a bottle of lager, whilst talking of the beautiful game

690 Name: vc: sick : 1993-09-9967 16:12

75 infected with COVID-19 after Santa visits nursing home in Belgium

691 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 16:28

>>689
if you rep Brazil without being Brazillian you deserve to be guilty.

692 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 02:32

Ulo

693 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 03:25

DreamWorks Animation is honored for Shrek to be inducted into the Library of Congress National Film Registry for 2020. We couldn't be happier for Shrek to join the ranks of some of the most moving, transformative, and important films around the world. #NatFilmRegistry

694 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 10:34

>>687 the app I use for browsing booru sites doesn't support the + character as a literal, annoyingly, giving me issue with this exact tag last week

695 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 15:31

Finally, dogs live in an olfactory world, and Mundell says that the urine and feces humans produce contain uniquely personal mixtures of volatile organic compounds due to each person’s individual metabolisms, diets, and microbiomes — all of which may be interesting and even rewarding information to the dog.

696 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 01:21

Direct to consumer raw milk sales are strictly illegal in the state of Ohio and the Ohio Department of Agriculture has taken heavy-handed action against farmers selling raw milk. The ODA has sent under-cover operatives to farms, cajoled farmers into selling a gallon or two of milk and then taken legal action against them. In September 2005 an ODA operative convinced Amish farmer Arlie Stutzman to let him fill a gallon container from the bulk tank, pushed two dollars into his hand and left the farm. That December the ODA started administrative hearings against Stutzman that resulted in the loss of his Grade A dairy license, depriving his family of a means of making a living. In March of 2006 the ODA raided Kentucky farmer Gary Oaks as he was attempting to deliver milk to his Cincinnati-area shareholders, who collapsed and was hospitalized during the enforcement action. The ODA pursued similar administrative actions against Darke County dairy farmer Paul Schmitmeyer, revoking his dairy license for managing a herdshare.

697 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 01:59

This paper presents a dataset with over 3.3M threads and
134.5M posts from the Politically Incorrect board (/pol/) of
the imageboard forum 4chan, posted over a period of almost
3.5 years (June 2016–November 2019). To the best of our
knowledge, this represents the largest publicly available 4chan
dataset, providing the community with an archive of posts that
have been permanently deleted from 4chan and are otherwise
inaccessible. We augment the data with a set of additional
labels, including toxicity scores and the named entities mentioned in each post. We also present a statistical analysis of the
dataset, providing an overview of what researchers interested
in using it can expect, as well as a simple content analysis,
shedding light on the most prominent discussion topics, the
most popular entities mentioned, and the toxicity level of each
post. Overall, we are confident that our work will motivate
and assist researchers in studying and understanding 4chan, as
well as its role on the greater Web. For instance, we hope this
dataset may be used for cross-platform studies of social media,
as well as being useful for other types of research like natural
language processing. Finally, our dataset can assist qualitative
work focusing on in-depth case studies of specific narratives,
events, or social theories.

698 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 03:32

699 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:05

胸ポチhanging breastsイカ腹gastroptosis指を突っ込みたいへそI want to stick my finger in that belly button極上の腹exquisite bellyはいてないbottomless猫耳cat earsロリloli剥ぎ取りたいパンツunderwear I want to take off

700 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 00:46

Desperation Increase ATK by 50%, but decrease DEF by 100%. Rank 4 4

701 Name: vc: inyurd : 1993-09-9973 08:53

I drank water made from human feces. Here’s an update on the machine that produced that water:

702 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 04:27

A safe and effective COVID-19 vaccine arrived in Tennessee this week. You may have heard claims about the COVID-19 vaccine on social media or from people in your life. Let’s set the record straight on myths circulating about the COVID-19 vaccine.

Fiction: The COVID-19 vaccines were developed using fetal tissue
Fact: NO vaccines are developed using fetal tissue. Some vaccines are developed using cell cultures, but current mRNA COVID-19 vaccines were not developed in that way.
Fiction: The COVID-19 vaccine will alter my DNA
Fact: The current COVID-19 vaccines are messenger RNA (mRNA) vaccines. mRNA is not able to change a person’s genetic makeup (DNA). The COVID-19 vaccines give a “recipe” to the body that is used for a short time to make a protein that is found on the virus that causes COVID-19. The body sees that protein doesn’t belong, makes antibodies to the protein, and when the body someday sees the virus it remembers the protein and knows to destroy it.
Fiction: The COVID-19 vaccine can cause infertility in women.
Fact: There is no information to support this claim and no reason why the vaccines would cause infertility.
Fiction: The government is issuing a card to prove someone has received a vaccine which will exempt people from mask and distancing requirements.
Fact: There is no card given to verify who receives the vaccine. A reminder appointment card with vaccine information is given to people when they receive the first dose to let them know which vaccine they received and when to get their second dose.
Fiction: The COVID-19 vaccine was developed to control the general public through microchip tracking.
Fact: There is no vaccine “microchip.” The vaccine will not track people or gather personal information for a database.

We hope this clears up some of the misconceptions currently circulating. For more frequently asked questions, visit our Vaccine page.

703 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 06:32

Almost all these pursuits of chance [i.e., of human industry] produce something useful to society. But there are some which produce nothing, and endanger the well-being of the individuals engaged in them or of others depending on them. Such are games with cards, dice, billiards, etc. And although the pursuit of them is a matter of natural right, yet society, perceiving the irresistible bent of some of its members to pursue them, and the ruin produced by them to the families depending on these individuals, consider it as a case of insanity, quoad hoc, step in to protect the family and the party himself, as in other cases of insanity, infancy, imbecility, etc., and suppress the pursuit altogether, and the natural right of following it. There are some other games of chance, useful on certain occasions, and injurious only when carried beyond their useful bounds. Such are insurances, lotteries, raffles, etc. These they do not suppress, but take their regulation under their own discretion.

704 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 23:15

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705 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 02:35

>>766

>Nice pasta

Funny.

>kill the last few good places on the internet

A single zoomer? not likely. I've posted here on other threads and you fags never seethed like this before. I don't have the exact intention to destroy this place anyway, go after the emoji spammer for that.

>go back to social media.

No. Every gatekeeping faggot thinks I was born yesterday and flock to social media. Hey news flash dumbass! Why am I on here? to shitpost? Please, if I was here to shitpost I would've left to another shitchan/shit-ch the second you hive mind fuckers told me the same line of "go back to social media" or "muh internet culture is so precious! don't touch!"

>>765

>Normalfag zoomers spotted get the fuck out.

Again, i've posted here before and been here for months and you couldn't spot a zoomer if your moms next paycheck depended on it.

706 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 03:16

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707 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 12:05

>i've posted here before and been here for months

That's nothing

708 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 13:11

this game let me live my wildest sexual fantasies of having a job and someone who actually loves me

709 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 15:11

Perhaps a website named Money Cougar isn't the best source for reliable royal family news.

710 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 15:27

>Nope, I already fit in. As stated before I've made posts on multiple boards and threads, without being a complete zoomer, 

Just because you know how to blend in doesn't mean you belong here your generation ruins almost everything it touches and has 0 respect for actual internet culture and has this smug arrogant attitude of oh i automatically belong here because le meme site which i hate about your generation you need to lurk for months or even years before posting newfag also what the hell makes you think a kid fits in with 20 30 year old adults? you don't because there is a huge generational difference there.

>hanging out with my own peers? too bad, none of them care about text board culture, nor ever heard of such thing.

Trust me kid you will be better off hanging out with kids your own age you will regret it when you're older don't hang around 20 and 30 something year old failures who stick around on sites like this because we miss a long gone era.

711 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 07:48

Categories: 1988 births | American agnostics | American anti-communists | American anti-fascists | American people of Cuban descent | American social democrats | Bisexual men | LGBT people from Nebraska | LGBT YouTubers | Living people | People from Omaha, Nebraska | Twitch (service) streamers | University of Nebraska alumni | Utilitarians | StarCraft II players | Male YouTubers

712 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 18:52

Posted by OutofOrder on 20th August 2020, 01:58
Due to recent abuse of our services, anonymous map uploading has temporarily been disabled. Only registered users will be able to submit new maps.

713 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 00:59

714 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 01:43

715 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 14:31

Charlie levied a fine of £2000 and demanded 1,000 pairs of shoes within twenty-four hours. Highlanders were actually stopping people in the streets and taking their shoes from them. To make matters worse there weren't 1,000 pairs of shoes in the district.

716 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 19:52

"The hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of... the so called "Four F's": Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding, and Mating." - W. Weiten

717 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 20:08

@here Hey guys i want to wish you all a merry christmas. Discord is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team i've ever played with. A big hug, John.

718 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 21:23

Copyrights

? communist youth league of china 1
? fate/grand order 135k
? fate (series) 204k

719 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 07:51

Chicago House was invented by gay black dudes in Chicago's southside in the mid 80s. It is almost inadvertently responsible for nearly 1/3 of all the music on this entire guide, and it is 90% of the reason why you have even heard of electronic music at all. These stats are irrefutable.

720 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:36

>almost inadvertently responsible

Almost...

721 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:03

When my priest was level 40-ish back in Vanilla, I was visiting the priest trainer in the Stormwind cathedral when I was approached by a couple who asked if I would marry them. Imagine being in the middle of a quest chain and suddenly you spend the next half hour officiating a wedding with about 50 participants filling a cathedral, and you'll get an idea what playing on and old RP server was like.

722 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:06

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725 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 07:47

The dish appears like a transparent raindrop, although it has also been compared to breast implants and jellyfish.

726 Name: vc: unite : 1993-09-9983 14:31

>>721
That sounds kinda fun. Makes the world feel alive.

727 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 15:25

The ape is simply not there; this is Feldman’s ape, the mythic meme-ape, the ape as empty signifier. Its differential nature is expressed not as a relation between signifiers but as one between ‘Harmbe’ and the systematicity of the signifying system itself. As Laclau points out, however, the outside which is from within the system constituted as ‘pure negativity, pure threat to the system’ is in fact ‘the simple principle of positivity – pure being.’ Hrambe therefore eventually comes to signify the immanent positivity of ironic superimposition; performatively, in its discursive rather than semiological meaning, it is invoked to signify the presence of an irony – itself an empty signifier.

728 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 15:29

729 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 01:10

>>728 I had a weird urge the other day to play UT2004 but did something else instead, that would have spooked me if I had played it

730 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 08:32

A Mystery Solving Gang Divided is set at Gettysburg where there are phantom civil war zombie ghosts; that one's a crossover with the Australian version of Scooby-Doo, the Funky Phantom Crew (who has their own Revolutionary War ghost as part of the team), and also where the ghost of Abraham Lincoln teaches us all the importance of teamwork.

Other than that, there's multiple people named Beauregard:

A Night of Fright is No Delight (Colonel Beauregard Sanders, dressed as Confederacy but due to internal story evidence probably not an actual Civil War veteran)

Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers (Uncle Beauregard, Confederacy)

Showboat Scooby (Colonel Beauregard, Confederacy)

and also

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (Colonel Jackson T. Pettigrew, Confederacy, although there's a bunch of former Union and Confederate soldiers that are now werecats)

Big Scare in the Big Easy: Caleb Leland (Confederacy) and Jed Leland (Union)

ADD: totally forgot in the 1981 episode Scooby's Roots we find out the Scooby's great-great grandfather fought in the Civil War. I am not clear if it Union or Confederate, though.

731 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 22:00

In editing levels, if two or more blue moving platforms collide, the tiles that overlap will disappear. Furthermore, if Cosmo stands anywhere on any one of these platforms when they collide, he will literally be deleted from the level, and the game engine will treat him as if he had died or fallen off the bottom of the screen, restarting the level over again.

732 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 22:49

Tokyo: 1 dead, 8 others hospitalized after choking on mochi cakes

733 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 18:29

Nike was "crossing the very fine line between having an impact and biting the hand that creates tomorrow's heroes."

734 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 00:18

This is a combination of most of GoodNES 3.23b, NonGoodNES + various others. This one is the .nes files.

GoodSet seems to like 'renaming' things. This mostly means, "make it so the English-speakers can continue to fail to understand the file names." This results in said geniuses deciding to Google-Translate hack titles instead of leaving them alone or writing them in Romaji or whatever while also being too lazy to copy/paste the original hack title so it results in lol-code or "SMB hack (help to rename them) 069". I did rename it, it's in the original Kanji. It's much easier to find where something actually came from when you can copy/paste a file name, but they don't care.

They also think it's a good idea to add headerless NES ROMs that don't work properly in any emulator of value. Feel free to relocate anything in the CancerFam archive and upload them to their NonGood "Undatted" section or somewhere else. This one may still have some in it as well. The FDS files have a mix of headerless and headered since it doesn't really matter. Gotta love that: "We'll archive worthless overdumps that take up space, but Gawd Forbid they have a header and actually work. We like to 'fix' what isn't broken."

If you want to get something done, do it yourself and don't bother treating any of them like some kind of respectable authority, especially when No-Intro thinks they're doing the world a favor by archiving all the low-quality licensed garbage like LJN and most of the Atari 2600 like Custer's Revenge, even unlicensed shit like Action-52, but not Battle Kid, Somari or anything else. Feel free to hijack this and call it whatever you want. You don't have to treat these "sets" like some sort of holy grail you're not allowed to alter without permission.

"We archive all hacks!"
"I hacked it to add a header."
"UNACCEPTABLE! PURE ROMS ONLY!"

I can change nothing but add "DiskDude" to the end of the ROM, they'll add it, call it an "overdump" and archive it with glee, but how dare I alter the beginning of it.
Overdump = more than what's necessary.
Underdump = headerless NES garbage.

Ever hear of the simple preservationist tale of archiving it the way you found it?
What a genius concept, mah boi. Cowering & his circlejerkers can take their shitware and choke themselves with it. It's not hard to keep a headered and headerless set, jackass.

Generic software used:
Duplicate Cleaner Pro
ROM Hasher
WinMerge
DeheadEmAll 1.5.0.0 (to check them against the CancerSet: it currently doesn't scan ".NES" files, only ".nes", etc. and crashes if a ROM is set to Read-Only. Absolute Geniuses.)

Inferiority not used (& never will):
GoodTools
GoodMerge

735 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 00:32

/script DEFAULT_CHAT_FRAME:AddMessage("\124cffffffff\124Hitem:4538:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0\124h[Snapvine Watermelon]\124h\124r");

736 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 21:32

Will Erika's therapy save Tom Cruise's marriage?

737 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 10:25

Once the car lights flash on you, your cloth reflects the lights back to the driver. Car drivers will notice your existance and be careful not to drive near you. It greatly reduces the risk of accident during night running.

738 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 21:12

Whilst the game doesn't show the boulder and him standing directly in one shot, the boulder appears to be approximately 2.5 his height in diameter. According to the Resident Evil wikia, Chris is between 181cm and 185cm in height (apparently this varies between games), so we'll call him 183cm tall, meaning that the boulder has a diameter of 457.5cm. Using the standard formula for the volume of a sphere (assuming that the boulder was fully spherical and didn't have the cracked and raised surface), the boulder has an approximate volume of 50.14m3. The most common type of rock formed from lava that cools quickly is Basalt, which has a colour similar to the boulder that he is pushing. Basalt has a density of approximately 2.74g per cm3 or 2740kg per m3 therefore giving the boulder a mass of (2740x50.14) 137383.6kg. Assuming that friction is irrelevant and he accelerates the object at a rate of 1ms-2, the force required to move the object would be 137383.6N. Obviously, when friction is taken into account, this would be higher. Whilst I can't find data for the heaviest thing ever pushed, the heaviest lift ever appears to have been a 523.8kg weight, meaning the force required to lift it was greater than (523.8x9.81) 5138.5N. This would make Chris approximately (137383/5138.5) 26.73 times stronger than the strongest man in the world (ignoring friction).

739 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 22:50

One example was former admin Squeeks's comments from a September 1993 recording that: "The Elitist Superstructure, which I attend from time to time―it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine."[9][10][11][12][13][14][15]

740 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 23:53

Bombay Sapphire

741 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 01:15

rp is gay anyway

742 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 10:30

Monitor Container registry events

743 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:14

744 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:18

hey quick question why are you making other people look at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show anyone else other than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks

745 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 04:56

“Thank god for oil companies” I wheeze, my lungs clogged w diesel particulates as the planet burns around me

746 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 08:37

747 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 09:38

748 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 14:19

Nope! I had to have my nips removed in 2019, so my teeth are older

749 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 18:16

Yeah we're committing massive treason but at least we're not looting a Target.

750 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 19:23

“To be clear, the District of Columbia is not requesting other federal law enforcement personnel and discourages any additional deployment without immediate notification to, and consultation with, MPD if such plans are underway,” Bowser wrote in a letter to acting U.S. Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen, acting Secretary of Defense Chris Miller, and Secretary of the Army Ryan D. McCarthy.

According to Bowser, D.C.’s Metropolitan Police Department in coordination with the U.S. Park Police, Capitol Police, and Secret Sevice were well-equipped to handle whatever problems could come up during the Trump rallies planned for Wednesday.

“The District of Columbia Government has not requested personnel from any other federal law enforcement agencies,” she continued. “To avoid confusion, we ask that any request for additional assistance be coordinated using the same process and procedures.”

751 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 20:41

I may be 15, but I know this tab is 100% right. Rate if ya want to.

                    The Darkness- Men What Do Rock, Baby...

752 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 23:23

How will history remember the siege at the Capitol?

Lawmakers have tense exchange on House floor

Adorable trio of otters slide across frozen pond in Maine

Horses adorably play in the snow

Husky adorably frolics through the snow

Members of Trump Cabinet discussing invoking 25th Amendment

753 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 13:17

The screenshot from this episode that went viral in January 2021 is not a “prediction.”

For one, robots have not taken over the United States, lava isn’t pouring up from the ground, and the vast majority of the population is not stationed on their roofs with guns. The “Simpsons” was not predicting the future. Rather, this clip feels more like an extreme “warning” about what could happen if people decided not to exercise their right to vote.

754 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 13:55

Guys please shut the fuck up about stupid shit, just remember the love you have for Astolfo. Being an incel is being a shit tier human being, and it shows that you guys really have nothing better to do with your lives than bait. Just appreciate cute boy, okay?

755 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 20:06

الموت لإسرائيل ، الموت لأمريكا

756 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 23:53

count on Wednesday , January 6 . He did not bring any of the guns pictured here with him into the building but he was carrying his taser gun . Although according to his family he did not go to Washington to take part in any rioting but to be a witness to history , he apparently got caught up in the moment

Seeing a painting of longtime House Speaker Thomas P " Tip " O'Neill , Mr . Greeson sought to steal the painting in the midst of the chaos . Placing his taser between his thighs in order to reach with both arms to remove the painting from the wall , he tensed his leg muscles in a manner which caused the weapon , by this time quite unfortunately aimed at his nutsack , to accidentally discharge . The muscle contractions prompted by his tasing himself in the scrotum caused the weapon to remain between his legs and to repeatedly discharge at point blank range in the direction of his manpouch , ultimately causing him to go into cardiac arrest , fall limply to the marble floor of the hallowed halls of Congress , and ultimately to expire.

To summarize , Mr Greeson died as a result of a heart attack caused by his tasing himself repeatedly in the balls while attempting to steal a painting of Tip

757 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 05:57

around

758 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 13:57

759 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:58

( ゚ -゚)

760 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 12:46

The White House on Thursday named Thomas Storch as a new senior trade adviser, ... cancer and hypertension and an extremely high number of trauma cases, ... Industrial Power Electronics (End-Use) Global Market Estimates & Forecasts in ...

761 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 13:42

762 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 00:49

“Headed to DC with a (s—-) ton of 5.56 armor-piercing ammo,” he texted friends and relatives on Jan. 6, adding a purple devil emoji, according to court filings.

763 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 01:40

E:\Library

765 Name: sageru.org : 1993-09-9996 07:36

766 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 08:08

sweden
bursting ass
list of dragon ball characters

767 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:02

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768 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:00

769 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:30

asokah · relief.

770 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 19:43

771 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:27

772 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:32

👎
3/10

773 Name: vc: mo (AL-05) : 1993-09-9998 04:02

Cheating Divorce Scandal Any% Speedrun

774 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 00:43

775 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 08:31

Australian authorities investigate the case of 'Joe the Pigeon' who could be euthanized after being deemed a biosecurity risk

776 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:18

"Oh ... everything's white."

"Are you awake, Kumiko?"

"Yes ... who are you? Am I ... dead?"

"Not yet. But you are dying. I'm sorry."

She was missing her right leg. The feeling was going in her left one. But it
didn't seem to bother her. The man that held her remaining hand had a gentle,
reassuring grip. Around them was nothing, unending white.

"Ah! Are you God?"

"No, I'm a bit more like ... Death."

"... oh. Where am I? How did I get here?"

"This was your bedroom, actually."

"Eh? There's nothing. Where are all my things? Where are all the
walls?"

"They crumbled away, and then they disappeared. Just like you are
now."

"Mama? Papa? Hana-nee?"

"They disappeared too."

"Onii ... chan
..?"

"..."

"He can't be gone! He can't be!"

"I'm really very sorry."

"No ..."

"..."

"No ... go away, this is just a bad dream, just a bad dream, just a
-"

"Do you know .... you're right. This is a dream. It's a kind of
dream."

"Heh?"

"But you're not the one who is dreaming. This is someone else's
dream."

Kumiko blinked continuously and waited patiently for
clarity. She could no longer feel the man's touch, not because he had let go,
but because her arm had receded past his grip. Her arms and legs were just
little stumps now, and still fading.

It never got easier for the man to tell people the truth about their world,
about themselves. Especially these types. Humans liked coming up with
constructs that could produce the most heartrending reactions. Finally he
spoke.

"Do you know what happens to ideas that have been forgotten? They
disappear. They die."

"Death-san?"

He wished she wouldn't call him that.

"Most ideas don't live for more than a second. Not so long ago, before
writing, recording ideas was a verbal tradition, songs and verse. Everyone
here, all the myths and legends, would be shifting and changing their shape
with every telling. But now everyone records everything in pristine
reproducible digital and gives it to everyone. Hardly anything gets forgotten,
and some ideas last a very long time."

Kumiko wondered where he was going with this. Not
noticing her arms and legs were completely gone. The fading continued. Where
her torso stopped and where the endless white began became indistinct, but the
white was winning.

"You lasted about five years. Pretty good run, actually. Well done!"

"I'm ... an idea?"

"For a short spell in the early 1990s, Amano Tetsuya wrote over thirty
dating simulation games for the personal computer. You are Sakaki
Kumiko, a character in Love Rhombus, one of
his earlier works."

"I don't understand ..."

"You were designed to be the devoted little sister of the player
character. You would cook for him, clean up after him, and be envious of the
girl that eventually stole his heart. Being a good Christian sort, Amano did
not let your elder brother's relationship with you go beyond the occasional
romantic undercurrent."

At this Kumiko blushed deeply.

"I love my onii-chan, but not in that -"

"But undercurrents were not enough for the target demographic of the game.
Kumiko, they all wanted to fuck you."

777 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:25

leon cranstone

778 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:31

She looked away, her face a mixture of confusion and embarrassment.
"The market was soon flooded with games that allowed the player to be with
his little sister. Word got around the bulletin boards that Love Rhombus
did not include such an ending. The game was unpopular. Largely pirated.
Largely irretrievably deleted. Even Amano forgot about it in the deluge of
sister-fuck games he himself feverishly shat out after the failure of Rhombus."
"Are you saying I'm not ... not real?"
"You are imaginary. So when it is no longer possible for you to exist in
anyone's imagination, when everyone has forgotten you, you will disappear. You
will die."
"I don't believe –"
"Look at yourself. Have you seen your own body?"

She looked down and saw only white.

Just a head. Just a head and fading.

The man looked into the distance and narrowed his eyes in concentration, as if
focusing on someone far away. He broke it off momentarily to report.
"Fifteen minutes ago a pathetic young man in America just played the last
digital copy of Love Rhombus. All the hard copies have been trashed or
have decayed. Upon completing it he realised he could
not have you and uninstalled it in disgust."
"Oh."
"His memory of you and the game is the last trace of you and your world in
reality. Everyone else has forgotten you. He has begun to. This process
typically takes anywhere between –"
He concentrated again.
"His Rozen Maiden dollsex torrent has completed and he is now masturbating as
if he is trying to start a fire. You do not have long."

She let his words lap up against her, seemingly totally content as she gazed
headlong into the white.
"Your brother ... doesn't concern you anymore?" he asked.
"I have the feeling something is supposed to ..."
"Your personality. It's fading, isn't it. They didn't give you much to
lose, I guess."
"Ne, Death-san ..."
"What."
"Are you an idea too?"
"Yes."
"So will you ... someday ..."
"No-one ever forgets me. I'm always here."
"Ah."
"That's why sometimes I like to go and comfort other ideas before they die.
Sort of like the real Death does with people. No shame in being forgotten, none
at all. We've had a lot of girls like you disappear lately."
"Like me?"
"Yes, from games and such. Just hordes and hordes of them, shy, doting
little girls, with their own little gimmicks that didn't take."
"But you remember them!"
"I don't remember any specifically, just the little half-assed quirks
dreamed up by fat Japanese men with a deadline. Animal ears and tails. Infinite
hair colours and iterations. Cripples. Twins. Maids.
Gothic, Victorian, medieval, mecha. And millions upon
millions of assembly line little sisters. Sometimes I watch them fade, when
they're forgotten, when their fad gimmick gets old and a new one comes
along."

When he spoke again after a long pause, Kumiko
thought his voice to be just a little off. Like it had a single string out of
tune.

"So many these days ... and they're all so similar, you know, I rarely
even bother to talk ..."
"You'll remember me, won't you Death-san?"
"... huh?"
"I'm still here! I haven't faded yet!"
"That is unusual."
"But the America-jin must have forgotten me
already! It's you keeping me alive, Death-san! It's you!"
"Hm."
"Please save me, Death-san! You can do it! You don't have to be
lonely!"
"I'm not lonely!"
"I'll remember as many people as I can! We'll do it together!"
"I'm not ..."
"And then no-one will ever have to disappear!"
"I ... but ..."
"Ehehe! Ehehehe! My body!"

Sure enough, her neck began to fade in slowly. She could feel it, feel her body
coming back, the warmth of it, the space of it ... and she could feel tears
falling from her eyes.

779 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:34

"You're doing it, Death-san! You're doing it!"
"I ... remember you!"
"Hahaha! Death-san! Death-san!"
"I remember you!!!"
"Death-san, arigatou! Hontou
ni ariga –"
"I REMEMBER YOU AS THAT FRIGID LITTLE CUNT IN LOVE RHOMBUS AND HEY
39.95 IS A LOT OF MONEY FOR BLUE BALLS. FORGET YOU, BITCH."

He whipped out a jar from his pocket that was labelled
LOL AMNESIA LOL, tilted it into his mouth and swallowed some pills that poured
out.

"Ah –"

He closed his eyes and Kumiko blinked out of
existence.







*LOL ALTERNATE ENDING LOL*

Sure enough, her neck began to fade in slowly. She could feel it, feel her body
coming back, the warmth of it, the space of it ... and she could feel tears
falling from her eyes.
"You're doing it, Death-san! You're doing it!"
"I ... remember you!"
"Hahaha! Death-san! Death-san!"
"I remember you!!!"
"Death-san, arigatou! Hontou
ni arigatou!"

And once more she felt his gentle grip on her wrist, followed by a gentle pull
to help her up. Her vision was blurry with tears. She stood her tallest and
proudest once more, and hugged him around his waist, as far up as she could
reach. The absurdity of hugging Death did not register. But Death did not hug
back.

"Kumiko."
She was ashamed to look up. She sniffled, her face wet all over.
"Come with me," he said. "I want to show you something."

They walked off together into the great white. It was totally featureless.
After only minutes she could not tell how far they had come or what direction
they had come from. She would've been convinced they were walking on the spot,
but he had said he was taking her somewhere, and seemed to know the way. The
first indication she got of anything existing here besides themselves was a
point of light far away, that created its own horizon.

"A sunrise! Can we stop to watch it?"
"This sun doesn't rise unless we walk towards it, Kumiko.
Come on."

It did rise, and it did grow bigger as they approached. Kumiko
could make out things under the sun too, large green stretches of land, with
trees and lakes. As they came closer, she saw that the green terrain stretched
out further than the eye could see.

She also noticed something very odd about the sun. Although it seemed to glow,
it did not seem to shine. Even with her red and teary eyes she could stare
directly into it. And when she did, she saw things on its surface. Lots of tiny
blue dots. Sometimes the dots would disappear and then come back straight away,
and all at different times.

It was almost like ...

Blinking.

They had reached the crisp green grass and he stopped walking almost directly
under the sun. It was only a few dozen meters above them, and now she could
more clearly see its surface. What it was made of.

"Blonde hair, blue eyes. All the rage in '93, '94? Something like
that."

Hundreds of little girls were crushed into a giant ball suspended in the blank,
white sky. Lashed together by their golden blonde hair. Their sullen, clockwork
blinking was the only betrayal of the chance they could be corpses. They said
nothing as they each faded out, only to be replaced instantly by a new one
fading in.

780 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:36

Kumiko covered her gaping mouth with both hands.

"Some of them don't even really have personalities ... one-shot fap fodder in doujins and fanart and such. You were one of the lucky ones."
"No ... this is horrible ..."

She backed away from the sun but nearly tripped on something that was not
grass. It stuck out of the grass at opposing angles. It was elf ears. When she
looked closer she realised the earth was unevenly coloured. Mixed in amongst the soil and the grass were the
blinking bodies of more girls. Kumiko screamed and
dug her arms in the soft earth to try and dig the elf-eared girl out. She felt
many unseen hands brush her arms underground.

"Why is it like this?! Why?" she cried at Death.
"In most cases their surroundings and personality are forgotten first.
Only their appearance remains."
She unearthed the torso and arms of the elf-girl, who blushed stupidly.
"I ... I like you sempai! I've always liked you!" the girl blurted
out. Kumiko was taken aback, but continued digging.
"I'm going to get you out of there! I won't forget you!"
The girl blushed again.
"I ... I like you sempai! I've always liked you!"

Death looked on in pity.
Sweating now, Kumiko looked around helplessly at her
surroundings. The nearby trees were made of doll-girls, their thin birch arms
jutting out as little branches. A thunderclap sounded, and it began to rain
metal. Robot maids piled up all around her like scrap. Some were fading already
and never made it to the ground..

"Are you going to remember them all, Kumiko?"

"Everyone! Tell me your names!" she cried, her voice breaking.
"I won't forget you if you tell me your names!"

Voices came from all around her.

"Mi-chan"
"Lala-chan"
"Lulu-chan"
"Momo-tan"
"Ah, please, one at a time –"
"Nina-chan"
"Moe-tan"
"Chuu-chan"
"Tsunami-chan"
The names kept coming. She could feel herself forgetting the first ones
already.
"OK, Mi-chan, Lala-tan,
um, Momo-chan, Ni – AHHH!"

The elf girl at her feet was just a head and fading.
"Wait! Wait! Nina-chan? Lulu-chan!
No, no, you were Sakura-tan –"
"I ... I like you sem –"
Her mouth disappeared. Kumiko held onto all that was
left, her ears, as they faded out of grasp.
"AHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!"

And instantly another girl faded in to take the elf girl's place in the dirt.
She looked up at Kumiko and smiled.
"Chu?"

781 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:37

Kumiko ran, her face grimaced from sobbing. She
covered her eyes with both hands but the feel of the grass crunching beneath her
feet reminded of her of the green haired heads she was stepping on. Eventually
she collided with what seemed to be some sort of giant shrub. It whispered to
her.

uguuu nyo uwaaaa unyuu wan wan waiiiii

"Ahhh! Death-san! What are those awful sounds?
It sounds like babytalk!"
"Oh, you never had a cute catchphrase did you? Just as well, that's all
anyone remembers of them now."

waha gao peko peko arf
nyuuu desu nanooo


She dared open one eye, very slowly, trembling all the way. She could barely
make sense of the image. Girls as young as toddlers but no older than herself,
hanging off branches in the shrub. The nearest one to her was hanging upside
down.

"Haiii~! OK-desu! Haiii~! OK-desu! Haiii~! OK-desu!"

Even her facial expressions travelled the same endless
loop, ending in a blushing, closed-eye smile. Her eyes were so impossibly big
it occured to Kumiko there
might be no room left in her head for brains.

The thought made her retch. She could feel vomit rising.

She scrambled over to a nearby stream and leaned out over the water. Her eyes buldged and she swung her head away just in time to vomit
back on the bank. On her hands and knees, she panted, her breath hot with sick.

The current was rapid. The water was girls. Kumiko
thought she heard sounds like a toilet flushing as the tangled wet mess of arms
and legs crashed against the shore and disappeared in the white water flowing
downstream. She also heard other sounds. Their screams, their voices.

And these, these were the worst.

"Onii-chan!"
"Onii-chan, help me!"
"Nii-san!"
"Onii-chan tasukete!"
"Save me, onii-chan!"

She let her head fall to the ground, crying dry tears and vomiting air. She was
spent, totally defeated. There were thousands of them. Millions of them. All
fading away, disappearing as she thought about it.

"You can't do it, Kumiko. You can't remember
them faster than the otaku can forget them."
"Why are there so many?!"
"When all you do is dream, you go through a lot of dreams."
"I hate them! I HATE THEM!"

Death said nothing. There was nothing to say.

After a while her breathing slowed again and she stood up. Watching the endless
stream of girls.

"Onii-chan!"
"Help me, onii-chan!"
"Nii-chama!"
"Tasukete! Tasukete onii-chan!

"It's so unfair ..." she began.
Death remained silent.
"I understand now, it's so unfair ... for you to remember just me. While
everyone else has to die."
"What?"
"Forget me."

Fresh tears on her face, she leapt into the stream and was immediately swept
away in the current.

782 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:38

"NO!"
He ran along the banks, looking for her, but the water outpaced him. He grabbed
at arms, legs, faces that he thought were hers, but none of them were. It was
frustrating how many of them he had to throw back in the water. How many looked
just like her, but for a lock of hair here, a ribbon she didn't wear there,
eyes bigger or smaller by degrees.

Wait, did she wear that ribbon? Were her eyes this shade of blue or that one?
What about turquoise?

"I won't forget you!" he yelled. "I won't forget you, Fumiko!"

No.

It was close, but it wasn't her name.

Quick! Remember! It wasn't Fumiko, it was Ku -

"Miko-chan!"
"Kumiya-chan!"
"Kuni-kuni-chan!"
"Koyomi-chan!"
"Miku-tan!"

The girls in the ground kept calling out their names, like she had asked of
them. He realised they had never actually stopped.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

"Mitsuri-chan!"
"Komi-koneko-chan!"
"Fumika-chan!"

And he stared helplessly downstream and cried, as somewhere Kumiko
blinked out of existence.

783 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 08:22

It really bothers me when people cheer the death of Flash. I totally get why it’s time to move on but you shouldn’t cheer the death of something that empowered so many people and brought so much joy to the web for 20+ years. I think it’s a bandwagon that a lot of joyless people have jumped on, sorry if you’re one of them.

784 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 13:04

DQNに高分子化合物をぶつけて殺したい

785 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10001 15:56

786 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:33

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