CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (527)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

2 Name: vc:rat : 1993-09-9648 10:45

Organization Development Group

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 16:40

eq

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 22:43

While we're at it: I

captcha: we

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 11:53

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6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 17:57

SPHIOFACUARTJUDGYOW

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 08:26

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 10:12

seferaga

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 10:38

ボンバーミンミ

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 02:31

Acts 9:5–6

KJV: 5 And he [Paul] said, 'Who art thou Lord?' and the Lord said, 'I am Jesus whom
thou persecutest. It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.'

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 21:10

12 Name: Fidget Spinner : 1993-09-9653 12:32

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13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:15

The seized hard drives also included sexually explicit images of minors in a folder labeled "BAD STUFF," according to prosecutors.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 16:24

13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigabyte flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images and videos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, the lascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the following directories:

      a.   \things\don't click
b. \things\don't click\teens
c. \things\don't click\cp
d. \things\don't click\cp\cp

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 03:02

Literature - English-translated Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in dungeon (Danmachi) - Light Novel - Volume 01-14 - PDF

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 04:30

“I’m an artist,” Potok said. “Any publicity for myself is good publicity.”

Potok will appear at the Ontario Court of Justice in Brampton on Monday, March 9th.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 20:06

we've gotten young impressionable people to feel uncomfortable with looking good and cultivating healthy mentalities! we've fixed discrimination forever!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 03:59

Most New Hampshire Democrats would rather see a meteor 'extinguish all human life' than Trump re-elected, poll finds

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 19:10

>>19 they're soooooo pissy these days. wonder why.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 00:47

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23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 06:43

address sizes : 39 bits physical, 48 bits virtual

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 06:31

His nipples appear to have been cut, perhaps as an attempt to make him ineligible for the throne. Suckling a king’s nipples was a medieval gesture of submission that may have extended as far back as the Late Bronze Age, Kelly says. (Other experts argue that the bog itself was responsible for this nipple damage, as well as the immaculate condition of his hands.)

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 12:08

Beaw witnyess to the undenyiabwe powew of youw Wawchief ^w^ Be wifted by the wawwying cwy of youw dwagon swayews ^w^

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 13:45

value_comp compares the key values, not the value values. Because that's how C++ rolls.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9664 02:07

Sir Eric Pickles and Ed Balls appointed as co-chairs of the UK Holocaust Memorial Foundation Advisory Board

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9665 01:27

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30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 12:26

chloroform (1,801)

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 05:25

kuhahahahaha...nyan

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 11:11

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 15:37

Must not run away... Must not turn your back on him. He comes for people who have been driven into a corner and have nowhere to go... Must not talk about him... Must not think about him... Rumors help him grow... Imagination... Paranoia nurtures him! Nowhere to go...

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 09:50

Feminists Furious As Sonic's Success Proves Gamers Right

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 19:36

"O most gracious reader, wash your hands and touch the book only like this: turn the pages softly and keep your finger far away from the text".

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 10:31

Ancient Japanese gods and monsters are unleashed on modern-day London in this first book of an epic trilogy from acclaimed fantasy writer Zoë Marriott.

When Mio sneaks the family’s katana — a priceless ancestral sword —from her parents’ attic, she just wants to spice up a costume. But the katana is much more than a dusty antique. Awakening the power within the sword unleashes a terrible, ancient evil onto the streets of unsuspecting London. But it also releases Shinobu, a fearless warrior boy, from the depths of time. He helps to protect Mio — and steals her heart. With creatures straight out of Japanese myths stalking her and her friends, Mio realizes that if she cannot keep the sword safe and learn to control its legendary powers, she will lose not only her own life . . . but the love of a lifetime.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 05:32

Nobody called you "cute" and "childlike" on godddd

38 Name: vc: pure : 1993-09-9676 05:44

Pope to Catholics: For Lent, give up trolling

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 00:04

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 10:11

don't EVER let a brahmin-privileged turmeric monster lecture you about POC, colonialism, cultural appropriation, or representation. remind them that when the lord indra arrived on the ganges in his chariot to slaughter 6 million dasyu aboriginals, the first word he said was 'namaste'

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 15:28

By elementary school he was already tired of trying to win all the time and never winning.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 11:04

he Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 17:51

POST hxxps://www.instagram.com/logging/falco
POST hxxps://www.instagram.com/logging/arwing

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 03:32

イケメン♂パラダイス

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 02:21

Ataru, powered by his lust, was able to pass traps similar to the ones of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade through the use of a lecherous 6th sense. Also to be noted from this movie is his ability to draw out his h-chi/h-ki (hentai chi/ki) to create a powerful lust aura similar to that of Happosai from Ranma ½. In the series, there was a time (through Ten's idiot ideas) when Sakura was haunted by a dream Ataru made originally for Lum. In the dream world where one's power is only limited to one's imagination, Ataru demonstrated powers similar to Neo from The Matrix, including stopping projectiles with a wave of his hand.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 04:29

is paper mario a fetish

47 Name: vc: revufe : 1993-09-9682 00:58

🔒ALL RISE FOR THE🔒
🔒NATIONAL ANTHEM🔒
🔒OF THE PEOPLE WHO🔒
🔒ARE BAD AT TWITTER🔒

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 04:58

2010/11/dried-meat.html

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 19:26

KYM Collector Bot has no friends.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9685 20:57

An expert has quality equal to your current crew Tier +1. Their scale is always
zero (1 person). Your experts increase in quality when your crew moves up in Tier

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 21:09

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 01:12

Firefighters in North Yorkshire have tackled a blaze that broke out after a pig swallowed a pedometer which then combusted in its pen after excretion.

The fire crews were called to a blaze covering 75 square metres at four pigpens in Bramham, near Leeds, on Saturday afternoon.

The North Yorkshire fire and rescue service said the fire was caused by “nature taking its course” and copper from the pedometer battery reacting with dry hay and the pigpen’s contents.

The pedometer was being used to prove the animal was free range and had been taken off one of its fellow pigs.

No animals were harmed as a result of the fire.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 04:19

バス席

55 Name: vc: meatment : 1993-09-9687 05:44

"I mean hey, I like Nethack, but come on...."
"Your tone is quasi-facetious, but you do not realize that POSIX was only standard to survive the OS wars."
"So?"
"'So,' now all OSes are POSIX."
"... no way."

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 02:02

#Coronavirus | Désinfox
❌ Non, La cocaïne NE protège PAS contre le #COVID19 .
✅ C’est une drogue addictive provoquant de graves effets indésirables et nocifs pour la santé des personnes.
👉 http://ow.ly/cHLd50yFFyb

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 15:18

His name is often recorded in the Bible as "Nebuchadrezzar" (in Ezekiel and parts of Jeremiah[e]), but more commonly as "Nebuchadnezzar". The form Nebuchadrezzar is more consistent with the original Akkadian, and some scholars believe that Nebuchadnezzar may be a derogatory pun used by the Israelites, meaning "Nabu, protect my jackass".[24]

58 Name: vc: how : 1993-09-9689 04:15

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 06:18

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 21:56

ブズーブズービチービチーブベベベベベピーゴゴゴゴゴ (ジャンジャンダダッダドコスカバーンミックス)

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 18:59

$ sudo apt-get purge love

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 19:04

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 23:19

This just in, retard: Outside of the Something Awful Forums, "yaoi and dickgirlz" are a not major feature of 2ch, or even anime. 4chan is not part of the anime community, it is part of the wanking-off "community".

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9693 00:18

> Show concept: Nazis are really not cool
> Show itself: a Nazi in hiding for 30+ years, suddenly exposed by someone shrieking like a pod person, spins around while shooting seven people including his wife and kids with perfect accuracy and no hesitation before delivering a speech in a suddenly German accent and shooting the annoying shrieker

What did Amazon Prime Video mean by this?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 05:56

Posted by u/FURRlES
1 hour ago
SANDERS VS. BIDEN "FULL DEBATE"

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 11:13

NTR Underground Live A Big Tits Idol Gets Gang Bang Fucked By Her Creepy Fans But She Enjoys These Depressing Orgasms Of Ecstasy

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 19:25

In a small, otherwise normal discussion about the Sonic franchise, one user claims autism does not exist.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 20:38

Mix_Music *musique = Mix_LoadMUS("../Resources/Mr. Trololo original upload.mp3");

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 16:07


185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 06:39

( ・-・) ضربة بها مؤخرتك
186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:32

( ・ω・)) what language is that you're speaking beady?
187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 21:08
( ・-・) It's French.
188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:00

( ・-・) In about forty years, that won't be a joke.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 02:31

The prime minister in the Netherlands has offered reassurances amid the global coronavirus outbreak: telling citizens on Thursday there is no shortage of toilet paper.

“Yes, I have enough,” Mark Rutte told a shopper in an informal exchange while visiting a supermarket to show support for workers. “They have it (on shelves) again.”

“But there’s enough in the whole country for the coming 10 years,” he said. “We can all poop for 10 years.”

Dutch supermarkets shelves have mostly refilled following a stockpiling episode last week.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 08:21

🎸BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration🦈

It has been decided! BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration will be coming to the English version soon on Late March‼️

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 15:04

National Audubon Society Field Guide to Insects and Spiders

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 18:16

reißen

76 Name: vc: soyedge : 1993-09-9698 22:25

Werner Herzog praised the film and spoke of being especially moved by the bacon taped to the wall during the bathtub scene.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 20:35

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 20:37

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79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 05:11

*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my meat huge*

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 22:55

In the descriptive catalogue of a zoological collection made in Sumatra, Sir T. S. Raffles states that the Bruh is very common in the vicinity of Bencoolen, where the inhabitants train it to a useful domestic purpose. A brief summary of what is known of the habits of this species ia given in the following extract from Mr. Ogilby's " Natural History of Monkeys," Sc. p. 377. " The Bruh," Mr. Ogilby states, " is both good-natured and intelligent. These qualities have procured it a high degree of respect among the natives of Sumatra, who are fond of domesticating the Bruh. and have even contrived to turn its intelligence and docility to a better account than we find authentically recorded of any other monkey. Sir T. S. Raffles informs us that they teach it to climb the cocoa palms for the purpose of procuring the fruit, and that it selects the ripe from the unripe nuts with admirable discrimination, and plucks no more than its master desires."

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 17:52

Why is the advice to leave not helpful?
Anyone in an abusive relationship is already trying to leave. It's not through lack of will. The abusive bond has deep hooks into your psyche, and you can't just rip them out. If you try, it causes real damage.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 02:07

The barbecue had been sniffed out by officers on patrol who were shocked to find a toddler and older people "freely mingling and standing shoulder to shoulder round a buffet", West Midlands Police said.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 19:55

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 20:45

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 23:35

BREAKING: Joe Biden Seeking Perfect Waifu

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 01:13

destructive anal prolapse of robert macnamara, exploding into feces shower of fetus cock

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 03:06

<3 Pwime Ministew Bowis Johnson tests positive fow cowonaviwus (;ω;)
― Weutews

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 04:22

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 06:53

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 09:31

After Complaints, TLC's 'My 600-lb Life' Halts Filming

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 17:51

brynhildr's beloved = BENIS 🅱️IZE :DDDD

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 17:43

He was showing off his Ruger pistol. In an effort to prove something he thought he had read on the internet, he took the magazine out of the gun and, knowing there was a bullet in the chamber, held it up to his head, believing that if he pulled the trigger it would not fire. He was wrong. Maldonado died before the first responders arrived. He was 23 years old.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 19:35

>>91
calamity jane has the biggest dick in FGO, followed by mysterious heroine XX

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 14:09

Since this take is really bad, I have no moral obligation not to advertise

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:50

HardSub

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 21:29

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 02:34

don't post, all your ideas are stupid, nobody likes you, everyone is laughing, i've already thought of any idea you've had but dismissed it as irrelevant and inane, you should feel ashamed, get out

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 09:45

This reminds me of one of my old friends I used to go to the bar with (I don't drink, I just hang out), he got drunk, slept with a lesbian who was also drunk and thought he was a girl, they did it, realized the next morning and laughed it off, starting hanging out and 2 years later got married. They don't have children yet, but they do it often. She still insists she isn't into guys. lmao.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 15:49

I met a lot of people in gamedev with mental issues thanks to reddit. Gamedev seems to attract escapist personalities like cow dung attracts flies, to be blunt.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 20:45

>>7
A picture of Barack Obama's head on the body of Archer (from Fate/stay night).

>>11
Single page from a manga chapter by Tsugumi Ohba, creator of Death Note. On this page, the shinigami Ryuk hands the Death Note to U.S. President Donald Trump.

>>15
Animated GIF of text on an abstract background, perhaps water. The GIF reads "IS THAT A SQUID? OH GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND! HELP ME NIGGERMAN"

>>21
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by Brazil's border with French Guyana.

>>27
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by an annual sales tax holiday in Tennessee.

>>32
Twitter account of a Japanese artist. They mainly draw Touhou fanart.

>>39
YouTube video of "The Internationale(Japanese Version)".

>>49
News article. URL is self-descriptive. Comments occurred on a news program about the ‘upside’ of the corona virus.

>>52
Picture of billionaire Michael Bloomberg holding a katana. The caption says "Heh... Not bad... You made me use 0.005% of my wealth..." A reference to Bloomberg's self-funded candidacy in the 2020 Democratic primaries.

>>56
French government website about COVID-19

>>59
An electro-style cover version of the Azumanga Daioh opening song, "Soramimi Cake," by vocalist Nanahira.

>>61
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>63
Lyrics to a song, consisting almost exclusively the word "nigga" and other racial slurs. The sidebar explains, "This is a song published by the YouTube user UndeadAnimeLover in October 24, 2012."

>>69
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>77
Screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The character Blathers is asking the player, "Now, might I interest you in a few fascinating facts about your pale chub?"

>>83
Article titled "28 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!) For Wild, Orgasmic Sex."

>>84
Photograph of a piece of plywood on a wall. A handwritten message in marker on it reads, "Glory hole shut due to coronavirus. Apologies for any inconvenience."

>>88
YouTube video of the background music track "Cyber Dance" from the game Disgaea 2.

>>89
YouTube video of the opening song and animation of the anime Working!!.

>>98
Official Twitter page of The Nigerian Air Force.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 20:59

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:09

cuò

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 19:02

glad i pay taxes to the state so it can call me a faggot on twitter dot com

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 21:37

lolis-are-so-cute
279 points ·
9 hours ago

I don't agree with every one of Angela's politics, but there's no woman I admire more than I admire her (aside from my own mom, of course).

She is able to keep her cool in stressful situations, and she knows how to navigate a difficult situation.

I'm very happy living in the EU with her as our quasi-leader.

Super_Saiyan_Autism
169 points ·
9 hours ago

Meanwhile over here in America, we have people saying a woman can’t be president because women are too emotional and might start World War III. Some of these people are also other women.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 00:05

this guy is literally top 20 in the whole world and he's teaching this absolute pepega lmao

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 01:58

She is an eight-year-old strawberry milk sea slug and made her debut on twitter, on March 7th, 2018.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 05:15

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 05:27

Over the course of a few matches, furry-bots 10, 23, and 27 repeatedly declared that they were nuzzle wuzzling everyone in the chat. As far as I can tell, these bots just spam Discord links, though I could be wrong. (Even if that's all they do, being glomped does cause a certain amount of psychic damage, and I highly advise against joining Discord servers advertised by TF2 bots.)

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 19:58

"Commander," one of the founders of the international neo-Nazi terror organization Feuerkrieg Division, is identified by the Estonian journalist Mikk Salu as a 13 year old! #FuKD

Read his newly published article here:

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 17:06

they refer to in their native language as guin'xacan ("delightful") or kia's gio' ("iguana lard");

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 20:05

Thai Tiger loves having sex with her daughter

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 06:44

五賢帝

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 19:22

washed up overwatch player probably stacking with other washed up overwatch players and losing to washed up csgo players what an incredible

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 22:49

a poster confesses to giving a blowjob for Animal Crossing currency.

115 Name: vc: bo : 1993-09-9721 23:20

Oops! All Buttholes

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 23:48

Pound cake survives Easter tornado

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 01:01

Shockingly though the adults were...offended? Nearly every Slytherin was mad because their asses just think it means “bad guys” and forget to realize that Lenin was a Slytherin, it’s for sure NOT an insult! Even the people who read Harry Potter wanted to argue over how they should have been Gryffindor.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 03:09

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| Untrained | -10 |
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| Advanced | +10 |
| Master | +20 |
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119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 23:40

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 18:05

%/((n - 1)*(n - 2)*(n - 3)*(n - 4)*(n - 5)*(n - 6)*(n - 7)*(n - 8))

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 11:38

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122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 20:57

Dear members of the Silver Elite:

In this update, we present another piece of Sephiroth
trivia--the secrets to his beautiful long hair.
The hair products he uses are of the highest grade,
made and supplied by the Shinra Company.
He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo
and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfumes,
including Rose and Vanilla.
Apparently, the scent in the air after
Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 03:05

Having been informed that Solon was employed to draw up a code of laws for the Athenians, Anacharsis described his occupation, saying:

"Laws are spider-webs, which catch the little flies, but cannot hold the big ones."[13]

124 Name: vc: hizzode : 1993-09-9728 10:07

Get a Pepe Hands mug for your bunkmate Helena.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 18:35

Garen was prepared to die in Otosan Uchi, but Jigoku had other plans. A wraithlike hand appeared from the shadows, drawing the undead gaijin screaming into the darkness.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 04:20

The mysterious person says that his name is Zelgadis Greywords. He is a mixture of human, golem and demon; a creation of utter evil. He offers to buy Lina's booty, but Lina asks for an outrageous price which drives him away. Not giving up, Zelgadis comes back to take Lina's booty by force.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 19:59

!!oI3er5KKetj

128 Name: vc: unvot : 1993-09-9730 21:03

GOP Texas lieutenant governor says we need to take risk to get back to work: "There are more important things than living"

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 02:08

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 02:52

Lizzo's "Juice" pulled from Rock Band for making players sing the N-word

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 03:01

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 04:55

It is unclear if such findings have clinical relevance, as most drugs will cause serious adverse events or death in rodents at very high doses.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 00:21

It may surprise you to know that North Korea would love to carry out your artistic commissions. How about a mural, a tapestry, or a "jewel painting" coloured with powdered semi-precious stones?

Or something a bit more imposing, like a giant bronze statue of that dictator or liberator close to your heart? The Mansudae Art Studio is keen to hear from you.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 01:02

"one of the brightest stars"

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 06:03

Yuki Yuna is a Hero

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:16

why is there no real date? only 1993-09 etc?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:43

Eternal September
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Eternal September or the September that never ended[1] is Usenet slang for a period beginning in September 1993,[2][3] the month that Internet service provider America Online (AOL) began offering Usenet access to its many users, overwhelming the existing culture for online forums.

Before then, Usenet was largely restricted to colleges, universities, and other research institutions. Every September, many incoming students would acquire access to Usenet for the first time, taking time to become accustomed to Usenet's standards of conduct and "netiquette". After a month or so, these new users would either learn to comply with the networks' social norms or tire of using the service.

Whereas the regular September student influx would quickly settle down, the influx of new users from AOL did not end and Usenet's existing culture did not have the capacity to integrate the sheer number of new users.[4][5] The influx was exacerbated by the aggressive direct mailing campaign by AOL Chief Marketing Officer Jan Brandt, which most notably involved distributing millions of floppy disks and CD-ROMs with free trials of AOL.[6]

Since then the popularity of the Internet has led to a constant stream of new users. Hence, from the point of view of the early Usenet, the influx of new users in September 1993 never ended.

Dave Fischer appears to have coined the term in a January 1994 post to alt.folklore.computers: "It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net history as the September that never ended."[7]
Legacy

A tongue-in-cheek program called sdate outputs the current date, formatted using the Eternal September calendar (September X, 1993, with X an unbounded counter for days since that epoch).[8] This is not the identically named sdate, one of the sixty commands that comes with the First Edition of Unix, that is used to set the system clock.[9]

The term is alluded to in Thomas Pynchon's 2013 novel Bleeding Edge, set largely in dot-com era Silicon Alley, where a "disused techies' saloon" is named 'Eternal September'.[10]

AOL discontinued Usenet service on January 25, 2005.[11]

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 12:21

How to decode the original date? Is it possible?

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 12:35

No, it's impossible. Stop wasting this thread.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:30

it's already wasted tho

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:49

HAJIMARU YO!!!

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:03

IM WASTED >>>>>>>>>>.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:38

post me

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:08

eat me

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:22

shit me

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 18:34

One of them is asymmetrical. I always loved the idea of asymmetrical dresses, but until now I could never find one that I liked the look of.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:00

flush me

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 11:03

青酸

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 11:47

Rolle aufnehmen

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 13:36

清楚

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 21:55

Nyaa

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 22:50

Orlando's Caribbean BBQ

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 23:42

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 00:14

Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?)

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 10:03

>>154 i wonder what you're talking about.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 10:14

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 17:33

🤠✋ 💫💫💫💫 w o a h t h e r e 💫💫💫💫

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 18:33

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 20:59

𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈,

We're streaming the Chipotle Challenger Series Finale ft. @CallofDuty Warzone w/ @Nadeshot, @CouRageJD, @TSM_Myth, @scump, @timthetatman & more. Tune in Thursday @ 12pm PT/3pm ET on our Twitch: http://chip.tl/chiptwitch

𝒮𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎,
𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓅𝑜𝓉𝓁𝑒

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 22:08

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 04:09

Some people do not care for surströmming.[12]

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 04:19

碩鼠碩鼠,無食我黍!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 02:59

Turtle Poop Scene [Nami yo Kiitekure]

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 00:34

It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know [my wife]'s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope [my wife] will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 06:35

Covid-19 found in sperm

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 17:59

首脳

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9749 22:17

skunkgirl.net

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 06:11

It is a yellow or green liquid with an intensely buttery flavor.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 20:09

Troll's seed, channer's greed,
textboards starving, >>1-san bleeds,
Nothing he posts, he really reads,
21st Century DQN Man

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 20:27

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 10:42

Poughkeepsie

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 11:13

An improperly handled human defecation resulted in a tomato plant taking root which was also destroyed.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 20:58

Buttplug is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, electrostim hardware, and more.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 16:49

The Netherlands Society of Gastroenterology drew up an award for outstanding work in the field, and the first Dicke Medal was given to Dicke. But he was almost awarded a greater honor: the Nobel Prize for Medicine. The committee discussed a Nobel for Dicke in 1962.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 22:19

cum

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 03:41

A Plague of Delicious Purple Urchins is Taking Over the California Coast and It’s Our Duty to Eat Them

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 21:10

XANADU IS THE BEAUTIFUL PROG ANTHEM! HEY GUYS! LISTEN MAN! I DID TAPE AN EPISODE OF ADULT SWIM WELL.. 3 SHOWS FROM ADULT SWIM.. FAMILY GUY. FUTURAMA AND THE NEW SHOW FLCL. I SEEN AN EPISODE WHEN THOSE 3 KIDS LIVE IN JAPAN THEN THE GIRL WALKED INTO THE ALLEY AT NIGHT HAS A PET THAT ALMOST EATS ANYTHING! THEN IN THE MORNING ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! I'M NOT FUCKING SHITTING YOU! IT DOES! THEN A BOY AND THE VESPA RIDING GUITAR BABE COME TO THE RESCUE! THE NAMES ARE TAKUN. A SMALL KID WHO GOT WHACKED UPSIDE DA HEAD BY A GUITAR BABE NAMED HARUKO LIKE I MENTIONED. THE TWO AVOID A DETECTIVE THEN AGAIN ALL HELL BREAKS WHEN SHE HITS HIM WITH A GUITAR THEN THE SHAPE FORMING MUTANT ATE HIM BUT HEY IT DID NOT SWALLOW HIM! BUT IN HIS BELLY TAKUN IS FOUND! BUT THERE IS MORE CRAZINESS A ROBOT GRABS THAT BIG MOUNTAIN AND BLASTS THE RED LIGHT THEN HE IS A MUTATED VERSION OF HIM WITH A RED BODY AND GUITAR THEN THE TWO DUKE IT OUT IN A HYPERKENITC WAY! THEN JUST WHEN IT 'S ALL INSANITY TAKUN JOLTS DOWN BUT DID NOT CRASH THEN THE TWO KISS! AWWWWWWW SWEEET! LOVE ELECTRIC LOVE! BUT FINALLY SOMETHING SPROUTS HIS HEAD A DRAGON AND THE MUTANT IS DESTROYED LEAVING HALF THE CITY IN SHAMBLES ! FUCKED UP AND FUCKIN' COOL! THE VESPA CHICK IS MY FAVORITE. I RELATE TO THE CHARACTER IF ANY OF YA'LL SEE IT LET ME KNOW CAUSE I TAPED IT ! YAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITOO TAPED THE XANADU SONG AS A BATTLE THEME IN MY CASSETTE MY HOME MOVIE IS THE BRAIN OPERA! ANYHOW HARUKO ROCKS! MOTHERFUCKERS! GUITARS GUITARS! GUITARS! WHOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU! CIAO!

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 00:55

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 01:30

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 13:40

新設

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 18:43

esoteric spiritual guides

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:24

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a roguelike, is in fact, a proc-runner, or as I've recently taken to calling it, a runner plus procedural generation. Proc-runners aren't roguelikes, but rather another style of game which has only a few of the high-value factors comprising a full roguelike as defined by the Berlin Interpretation.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 04:30

Furry Concentration Camp

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 20:15

Ohrmuzd as a trap for Ahriman

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9761 13:41

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190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 05:47

Chinese state media has called Australia "A giant kangaroo that acts like a dog to the US" after Australia called for an independent investigation into the origins of COVID-19

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 04:00

The factory of the future is going to be one person manning 1,000 robots and a second person cleaning the floor. And eventually the guy cleaning the floor is going to be replaced by a Roomba because a Roomba doesn’t ask for benefits or bathroom breaks or get sick and can work 24-7.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 07:08

Fortune of Dung (Tojo, named by Hantei XVI and forgotten)

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 07:30

Usted no puede conducir si no tiene licensia

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 11:10

Noon rings out. A wasp, making an ominous sound, a sound akin to a klaxon or a tocsin, flits about. Augustus, who has had a bad night, sits up blinking and purblind. Oh what was that word (is his thought) that ran through my brain all night, that idiotic word that, hard as I'd try to pun it down, was always just an inch or two out of my grasp - fowl or foul or Vow or Voyal? - a word which, by association, brought into play an incongruous mass and magma of nouns, idioms, slogans and sayings, a confusing, amorphous outpouring which I sought in vain to control or turn off but which wound around my mind a whirlwind of a cord, a whiplash of a cord, a cord that would split again and again, would knit again and again, of words without communication or any possibility of combination, words without pronunciation, signification or transcription but out of which, notwithstanding, was brought forth a flux, a continuous, compact and lucid flow: an intuition, a vacillating frisson of illumination as if caught in a flash of lightning or in a mist abruptly rising to unshroud an obvious sign - but a sign, alas, that would last an instant only to vanish for good.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 17:00

ttps://eternal.dragonchain.com/transaction/686c684e-3ff6-453a-9e14-1e16d1b1b1e9

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 06:28

the actual details of the incident having been that Thomas and his wife, Nina Thomas, got into a fight (allegedly) over Thomas' alcoholism. Earl leaves the house with his brother, Seth Thomas, but forgets to turn off the location services on Snapchat, allowing Nina to track his location via Snap Map. Nina arrives at Earl's tracked location to find Earl and Seth in delicto flagrante at an orgy, surrounded by naked women. Nina flies into a furious rage and pulls out a loaded gun, and forces Earl to exit the site of the orgy, at which point she chases him around with a knife. Following the TMZ leak, Thomas posts a video update on Instagram, wherein he says "these things happen", and asks that fans pray for him and his wife in this trying time.

198 Name: vc: shock : 1993-09-9774 05:29

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INCIDENT REPORT: Libtard destroyed with Facts and Logic

DATE/TIME: Right now

VICTIM: Libtard

OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled

ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎

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199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 15:17

The temptation to comment this line is great, but please don't, it's for your own good. The choice is yours.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 02:57

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 09:22

>>101
YouTube video titled "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" with a length of 3 seconds. The video depicts a seal yawning, with synchronized audio of a presumably human scream.

>>107
YouTube video titled "Reel Big Fish - Give It To Me." A ska-punk song notable as the theme song for the old Newgrounds animation Waterman.

>>119
YouTube video titled "Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing", in which Luigi wins the game "Mario Party 2" by doing absolutely nothing.

>>129
YouTube video titled "hello world." Described as "a test of a virtual singer software." The software in question, named Virtual Singer, was also used in the making of the DQN song "DQN DQN LOL" and the sixth verse of "Title."

>>131
dead website, lol

>>153
Dead link. Presumably lead to documentation for the PXTone software, a music editor developed by Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya and used to create the soundtrack for his popular indie game Cave Story.

>>156
Animated GIF of a kitten (probably a Scottish Fold) jumping on a laptop screen from behind and closing it.

>>158
DailyMotion video titled "Brigade Al Qassam Nasheed." The video is of men singing in Arabic over various military scenes such as RPG launchers being fired. Judging from the video title and its use of the Palestinian flag and symbols, the video is associated with the EQB, the military wing of Hamas.

>>159
Twitch channel of the fast food chain Chipotle. As of this writing, the stream is titled "[ BURRITO DROPS ENABLED ] CHIPOTLE CHALLENGER SERIES #2 FINALE DATE ANNOUNCED SOON."

>>160
YouTube video titled "My deaf cat doesn't realise how loud she is" with a length of 22 seconds. Depicts a cat meowing loudly.

>>163
News article. URL is self-descriptive. If the person dressed as a plague doctor was ever found, the article makes no mention of such.

>>168
Cover of the song オニユリ達の夏 using the Yokune Ruko voicebank for the UTAU virtual singer.

>>172
Page from "Common Lisp: A Gentle Introduction to Symbolic Computing" titled "CAR/CDR Pronunciation Guide." Among other things, it explains that "CADDDR" is pronounced "ka-dih-dih-der."

>>176
Picture of a Japanese woman in a dress holding what appears to be a life-size oppai mousepad of herself in a bikini. Has a video timestamp on the bottom left.

>>181
Track listing of a CD titled "Various ‎– Beatmania IIDX: Turn II Degrees and Walk Away." The CD cover features numerous anime characters and reads "press start to die immediately."

>>183
YouTube video titled "Ball Race Game", showing colored balls racing down a track dug in sand. The BGM is "NATALIE - HEARTBEAT" from the anime Initial D.

>>195
Information on a cryptocurrency transaction. It is unclear whether this is intended to possess some deeper meaning to thread viewers or is a true CTRL+V expression of pure entropy.

>>196
Photoshop of the TES4 logo reading "The Ewder Scwows IV: Obwivion."

>>200
A brilliant treatise in mathematics written by the finest minds of our generation.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 16:12

I’m going to tell you something.

Something true, but something taboo.

Something that will (with any luck) make the heads of koreaboo, ajosshi-jizz-guzzling K-pop aficionado fuckbags literally explode.

Not all cultures are equal.

Not all cultures are beautiful.

Not all cultures have value.

Now this isn’t eugenics, because eugenics has to do with race and genetic ethnicity. What I’m talking about isn’t racial, because aside from a few small physiological tendencies associated with certain genetic subsets, I’m of the mind that we’re all quite capable of species advancement and improvement on a socially-cooperative, mutualistic basis. Capable, yes, but as that old Nature-nurture chestnut gets more and more clearly resolved, capability doesn’t mean shit without the proper environment.

So I don’t buy into “racial superiority” personally. I don’t think race is a Darwinistically-favored trait outside of immediate physical survival (i.e. darker skin for intense sunshine in the tropics, shorter arms and legs for heat conservation among Inuit etc), meaning that now that we humans are entirely socially-selected animals – in the sense that we create our own physical environments to a large extent and are therefore not subject to the same natural selection criteria as other animals – race means fuck all. But culture.

There are most definitely superior cultures.

Now the apologists are already starting to get red in the face… an aneurysm boiling in that vein in the neck… it’s not the bowing versus handshake, or the roundabout versus the 4-way stop or the kimchi versus the edible food… but the deep culture, the framework upon which a regional society is built, that can most assuredly be superior or inferior.

Of course, all cultures have inferior and superior qualities and attributes, but taken as a whole and independent from a human nature baseline, Klown Kulture is inferior.

If the ultimate goal of humanity is to accomplish goals such as: interstellar travel and trans-planetary habitation, instantaneous sharing and expansion of collective knowledge base, zero-pollution energy production, sustainable and safe food production for billions, zero species extinction and the like, Klown Kulture is nothing but an unfortunate vomit puddle along the path to evolution.

For reasons I have already written extensively about (copying and stealing versus innovating, sadistic abuse of others for no measurable gain, refusal to set and enforce logical codes of conduct and boundaries, brainwashing with outdated nationalistic propaganda, inability to self-educate through historical precedent, unwillingness to be self-critical of kulture, biting the hand that feeds, poor sportsmanship, a general coating of putrid filth and rot over every possible surface, self-deluding tendencies, and so on and so on) Klown Kulture is inferior. Inferior in an evolutionary sense. With few (if any) positive and useful traits.

I struggle to think of even one aspect of Klown Kulture that I would like to see preserved in the global fabric and passed forth to future generations of humans. Ummm… uhh… the only things that come to mind are the bald-faced lies that Klowns tell themselves about their cultural values. Things like “we respect our elders” and “we are the best parents“. But I honestly can’t think of anything… nothing… nothing that I would want to see kept.

Oh wait! Maybe… nope. That’s also bullshit. I guess there isn’t anything.

When a tradition or aspect of a culture is flawed or counterproductive, the intelligent thing to do is to get rid of it in favor of something that makes sense, not blindly defend it just because it existed yesterday. Segregation and institutionalized racism (such as apartheid), public beheadings, witch hunts and bloodletting were all traditional aspects of Caucasian culture… but they were terrible, regressive ideas that got tossed out. Adjustments were made. Social evolution was achieved. An example and precedent was set and modeled for others.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:23

This...
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>>201

Hello, >>200 here. The link which I posted was the one found within >>195 .
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...is what was in my paste buffer; I typed this post before noticing that I had to go be http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1565667764/218

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 11:36

I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 11:42

I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 21:44

I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9780 23:51

Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands.

Faggots originated as a traditional cheap food consumed by ordinary country people in Western England, particularly west Wiltshire and the West Midlands. Their popularity spread from there, especially to South Wales in the mid-nineteenth century, when many agricultural workers left the land to work in the rapidly expanding industry and mines of that area. Faggots are also known as "ducks" in Yorkshire, Lincolnshire, and Lancashire, often as "savoury ducks". The first use of the term in print was in the Manchester Courier and Lancashire General Advertiser of Saturday 3 June 1843, a news report of a gluttonous man who ate twelve of them.

The first use of the term in print, as cited in the Oxford English Dictionary, dates from 1851, in a piece by Henry Mayhew in which he describes a dish identical to the modern product with chopped liver and lights in an outer wrapper of caul. This was in London.

210 Name: vc: ciss : 1993-09-9782 03:09

Welcome to a world populated solely by Dads. Dads
from across the gender spectrum, Dads from all
walks of life, Dads with unique and varied skill sets.
All hunting for the most storied and iconic tool of
Dadhood, the long-lost artifact: The Remote. A rich
tapestry of myths surround The Remote, telling tales
of its power and those chosen few who are strong
enough to wield it. It is said that The Remote could
be anywhere, in any Dad Clan’s domain, just waiting
to be found deep in the seat cushions of the world.
Are you ready to join the search? Do you think you are
capable of being the Dad to control The Remote? Then
welcome, friend, to The Dadlands.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 09:48

OVER 20lbs. of PUSSY & ASS!!

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 04:55

The Los Angeles School Police Department, which serves the nation’s second-largest school system, will return three grenade launchers but intends to keep 61 rifles and a Mine Resistant Ambush Protected armored vehicle it received through the program.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 04:49

Me and my friend Paul were making fun of the spanish kids with velcro shoes in 7th grade shop class and next thing I know the loudspeaker goes off and has the guidance counselor on ittelling me to report to the office, I go in and my uncle Darrell who I havent seen since I was a toddler was standing there with this look of emptiness and shit. “Get in the car dude,” he said and I am thinking the worst has happened. Well I ask what was wrong and he just looked at me and said, “Layne OD’d,” and I asked him who the fuck that was. He took out a cassette and popped it in the tape deck, cranked the volume up, and passed me a joint even though he knew I never smoked before. We took off and Alice in Chains – The Rooster played all the way thru, we were both stoned silent the whole time and my mind was completelyblown. “That singer is dead now man,” and from there on out I have just had this insane outlook on life.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 08:01

4000 years for Crisco

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 10:48

As someone who knows a Mason and has talked about it way too much with them, I'm curious why none of these conspiracy theories factor in the most common Masonic activities - drinking beer, playing billiards, complaining about your wife, being racist, and adopting highways.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 03:16

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 10:05

F2Pay respects

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 10:56

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 11:48

Red Dead Online hackers can’t spawn the KKK anymore, Rockstar says

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 11:58

時給

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 12:27

Scene open. The dark streets still have an irradiated glow — inside the condemned churches rogue Turanic occultures make their home divining sonic mesmerization from the realm of Tengri. An Aryan-Nazi private police officer forces his way in — several arrows stop him in his tracks — his corrupted soul offered to Tengri.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 01:07

Just cause you suck at a game doesn't mean the game sucks. Honestly this has to be one of the better platformers on the NES, which is filled with tons of great platformers. Also, if you want a good experience with a game, play it on the actual console and not an emulator.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 10:02

tracer be like i miss 10 seconds ago when i was also in a bad spot

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 17:05

the retarded hapsburg who was also king of spain

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 07:23

I like how one of the guys has a penis for a hand. Badass.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 15:23

ugh, this hurts to look at. Especially the "I put on pounds of make-up and still look like I got kicked in the face by a horse" panel.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 00:51

Drama in r/anime_titties: Chinese troops mutilated corpses of 20 Indian soldiers with gruesome nail-studded clubs after hand to hand slaughter

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 09:36

--------- Warning ---------

this is not for fascists / homophobes / coprophobes / normal people / brainwashed cunts / or anyone who is afraid of elements of nature being depicted in art in sexual / dreamlike / surreal / absurd or supposedly realistic ways.
If you de-contextualised any form of art or language for your own egoistic fear and agendas you are a fascist fuck and you are the reason the internet is no longer free for artistic expression.
Eat shit trendy fuckwit wanker snitches + haters +dumb cunts
get a fucking life you sad fucks

PEACE N LOVE

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 13:48

Tepoztecatl (Ome Tochtli) – ‘Two Rabbit’
Strange enough there is no first no bunny called Rabbit I or something. However there is a ‘Two Rabbit’, or in Aztec Ome Tochtli. Tepoztecatl, as he was actually named, was considered king of the Drunken Rabbits and God of Pulque. Where his mother is also connected to nourishment, Ome Tochtli is all about fertility and drunkenness, which makes one suspect that like today many babies in those days were conceived after the libido was raised by alcohol.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 19:27

the son of Fu Manchu, the Chinese mastermind who has repeatedly attempted world conquest and had a thirst for blood. His mother was a white American woman genetically selected by his father.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 21:27

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 22:52

Notradumbass and his Magic H8 Ball

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 00:09

Fukuzawa Yukichi

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 05:39

In the first month of 1128 an army of undead assaulted the valley, but it was defeated by a single word from an unidentified gaijin.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 07:46

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 19:04

the abdominal protuberances and folds which are numerous at Coney Island beaches and so persuasive in arguments against nudism.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 06:42

Trending in United States
#Sonic29th
Trending with: Happy Birthday Sonic

Trending in United States
#Suicide
23.5K Tweets

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 00:03

Salieri remembered little from his childhood in later years except passions for sugar, reading, and music. He twice ran away from home without permission to hear his elder brother play violin concertos in neighboring churches on festival days (resulting in the loss of his beloved sugar)

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 19:10

Covid is stored in the balls

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 20:20

Two Crude Dudes

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 03:57

Wild deer droppings in Nara Park have long been affectionately referred to as “black beans” because of their color and shape.

Famous movie star Sayuri Yoshinaga once sang about the “beans” in a song called “Nara no Kasugano.”

“But in the past few years, many of the droppings were diarrheal and watery,” observed Toshiharu Takaki, a 76-year-old Nara resident who has frequented the park for 40 years.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 13:04

Your contact Ryan "gootecks" is celebrating a work anniversary. Connect to stay in touch.
Celebrating 10 years at Cross Counter TV

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 20:49

Polymorphing a crocodile corpse will yield a pair of non-cursed fireproof +0 low boots.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 15:43

In “Treat Her Like A Prostitute,” Slick Rick advises his male listeners to regard their sexual relationships with women as purely transactional, warning that committing to any other approach may leave them emotionally or financially vulnerable. He offers three verses of anecdotal evidence to support his thesis.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 18:00

Dope: "bro you NEED to listen to (popular music) this shit is FIRE"

Me, Genius: "sorry but I only listen to 'darkbitch' music where they put a bunch of plus-minus signs in the title, use V's instead of U's and the lyrics are about resisting psychic attacks from enemy lesbians"

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 18:06

some loon who likes to show me his genitals during breakfast

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:15

Shocking Lawsuit Alleges Hockey Players Were Forced to Bob for Apples in Urine

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:46

pityriasis rosea

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 06:30

Crowd erupts in cheers after prosecutor describes how Jane Doe 20 described to police that Joseph DeAngelo had a “small penis”

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 08:30

Throughout the 50-year history of D&D, some of the peoples in the game—orcs and drow being two of the prime examples—have been characterized as monstrous and evil, using descriptions that are painfully reminiscent of how real-world ethnic groups have been and continue to be denigrated.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 17:13

>>252
deNIGRAted

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 23:12

Etymology
From Latin dēnigrātus, the past participle of dēnigrāre (“to blacken”), from dē + nigrare (“to blacken”) (from niger (“black”)).

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 20:08

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 20:11

Arbeiter, Bauern, nehmt die Gewehre
Nehmt die Gewehre zur Hand!
Zerschlagt die faschistische Räuberherde
Setzt eure Herzen in Brand!
Pflanzt eure roten Banner der Arbeit
Auf jeden Acker, auf jede Fabrik
Dann steigt aus den Trümmern der alten Gesellschaft
Die sozialistische Weltrepublik!

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 07:13

a king who owned two remarkably fine fields of rape, but every night two of the rape heaps were burnt down in one of the fields.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 09:13

Tsunayoshi's homosexual interests were aroused by the son of the daimyō of Kai; and his plans to adopt this Tokugawa youth as his successor were known by a few inside Edo Castle. The shōgun's wife, who was also a daughter of the emperor, foresaw that this choice of a successor would be very poorly received by many; and she feared that it might result in a disastrous civil war. The shōgun's wife did everything she could to dissuade Tsunayoshi from continuing with such potentially divisive and dangerous plans; and when it became clear that her arguments were in vain, she resolutely sacrificed herself for the good of the country—she killed her husband and then killed herself. She may also have done this as she hated the boy.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 17:24

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 20:00

Haiii. I’m the social media manager for @USArmyesports
& I am the UwU lord.

  • Thank you for your kind words.

UwU

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 11:38

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 13:59

Timothy Macarooni is the blessing of my loving existance.

Every wonderful campaign that my DM runs will at some point feature an NPC named "Timothy Macarooni" who the DM simply describes as "a common low level fighter who's also an intelligent lizardman deacon."

Timothy Macarooni wanders the cityscape with little more than a prayerbook filled with "scripture" clutched close to his chest, and he chants prayers from the book from memory. He is uncomfortable with saying his own name as he feels selfish when he does, and he generally does not speak unless spoken to. The DM lets the dice determine when he appears, if the area is appropriate.

The best part are his prayers. He recites hymns and prayers in the corner of the room, and when he's about to show up the DM will invite a black chorus into the room;

>O Lord I pray, let my soul be cleansed from sin
>O Lord i pray, let my soul be led by thee

And they get softer and softer until they are whispering

>Thank you lord
>Thank you lord

And the table doesn't exist.

I am 32 years old.

I'm going to die alone.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 15:06

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 01:45

Fill your room with 40hara goods!

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 03:44

She is a member of Houkago Climax Girls.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 23:43

The water was almost hip-deep, if the drowned cars parked on the side of the road were anything to measure by.

But it wasn’t water: it was shit. Exploding so forcefully up from the depths that the sewer covers danced atop the flumes, like in a cartoon. Yes, Eden Bay, and all its enablers, had caused a literal shitstorm.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 23:58

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 02:41

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 03:43

The Hellenistic physicians in the city lost their livelihood and solicited young men to rape Thecla at the age of 90.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 18:53

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 08:17

(╯°□°)╯︵ ǝǝɹʇ ʎɹɐuıq

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 08:21

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 20:50

So I just did sex in missionary position with my Puni Ana for the first time and it was mind-blowing. A bit hard to set up, but I plowed like an animal, and came buckets. My bedsheets are stained but it doesn't matter because suddenly in a moment of clarity I understood the masculine part in sex. It is not about laying passively like one does when they jerk off; it's about being the dominant, active force in it, taking matters in your own hands and that doesn't limit itself only to sex. Suddenly, being dominated by a bigger female doesn't seem too tempting anymore, I want to conquer. This is a very pronounced state that I'm in right now and I would never expect such revelations to come from onahip activities. I have a feeling this newfound understanding will stay with me and help me in future.
Thanks for reading, I really needed to share it somewhere.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 21:31

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 21:48

Cavill is seen in a new video building a PC from scratch while songs by Barry White play, and many are expressing their admiration for the actor who plays Superman.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 07:20

schoolin that sarcastic ass image. That pic think it so clever, but uh uh, you dropped kicked it in the face off a cliff into a kraken's ass

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 21:09

'Great first step' as Sudan lifts death penalty and flogging for gay sex

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 16:54

retired husband syndrome; stress syndrome resulting from one's husband being at home

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 19:48

Yaranaika (やらないか) or "Shall we do it?" is a popular catchphrase that stems from the opening dialogue in Kuso Miso Technique, a Bara manga drawn by Yamakawa Junichi. The manga title's literal translation reads "Shit Soup Technique" in English.

In this scene, Masaki Michishita, an average college student, is walking through the park to use the public toilet when he crosses eyes with Takakazu Abe, an older mechanic sitting on a bench. Upon seeing him, Masaki says to himself "Uho! Hot guy!" (うほ、いい男! - Uho! iiotoko!) while Abe promptly unzips his jumpsuit, reveals his "unit" out in the open and asks, "Shall We Do It?" (やらないか? - Yaranaika?), the rest of story is history.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 16:54

No, we are just pretending.
And you should too.
Don't ask.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 01:58

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 02:32

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 08:54

The European physicians had lots of advice on how to avoid the plague:

  • Flee as the plague approaches.
  • Avoid exercise and bathing.
  • Burn incense and carry flowers.
  • Smell strong odors as from a latrine to overcome the plague vapors.
  • Wear religious medals and papers with magic words like "Abracadabra."

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 10:59

Taking a combination of coenzyme Q10 and L-carnitine does not reduce cocaine use.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 02:13

Design
You can no longer assassinate children younger than 6 years old

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 21:46

Controversy
What made the CPS 2000 controversial was its sheer power. Once, there was a rumor going around about someone shooting a kid in the eye with this blaster, and that it removed the eye. Please note that this has never been confirmed by the online water warfare community and is so highly doubted that although the CPS 2000 is a common sight at community wars, not one person wears facial protection.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 21:47

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 22:48

British Columbia Centre for Disease Control recommends people "choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact" and "use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact" to help reduce the spread of COVID-19

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 08:05

test

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 10:01

Fais de beaux rêves

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 20:56

As the wish is made 18 flies to him and hugs him and asks what about his cruise and 17 says saving multiple universes is nothing compared to his job as a park ranger.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 13:08

This is why i create roles that I can @ which you can't mute

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 15:13

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 21:57

Authentic Wagyu Yellowtail Sashimi Grade (Hamachi) 2 Fillets, 3 lbs total

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 22:32

What was the maximum player level in Everquest during the Ruins of Kunark expansion?

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 23:49

Shard of Gla'aki crystal.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 04:31

>>202
An English-language haiku about electric blackouts posted on a personal blog. It has an unusual 4-7-7 syllable structure and no seasonal reference.

>>204
Post 218 in the thread "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5]". Incidentally, my captcha is faspition.

>>205
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>216
Chinese-language article on academic dishonesty "as defined in America." Appears to be promoting some kind of consultation service to help international students accused of academic dishonesty avoid consequences.

>>217
A picture of the top half of a banana with an uncanny resemblance to a duck's head and bill.

>>219
YouTube video titled "Man avoids gay stairs." After shaking his head, a man climbs up steep concrete blocks, with some difficulty, rather than taking the adjacent set of rainbow stairs with pro-LGTB slogans painted on them.

>>232
Video of a group of people launching fireworks at each other in a park. The audio has been replaced with the BGM 竹取飛翔 〜 Lunatic Princess from 東方永夜抄 〜 Imperishable Night, and Touhou danmaku SFX are synced to the fireworks. Other Touhou SFX like the item collection sound are also present.

>>236
Dead link from a deleted Reddit post in /r/mildlyinteresting titled "Paste eater's grave in Goldfield, Nevada." Based on the title, it was likely an image of a gravestone reading "UNKNOWN MAN DIED EATING LIBRARY PASTE JULY 14 1908".

>>240
Legal complaint in a court case titled "Erik Estavillo vs. Twitch (of Amazon Inc.)" The plaintiff, representing himself, claims that Twitch has deliberately exacerbated his sex addiction by "displaying many sexually suggestive woman streamers" to him and seeks $25 million in punitive damages. The filing includes numerous pictoral examples of the behavior found objectionable.

His bases for claiming damages are that female streamers have caused him to overuse his fleshlight and suffer penile infections, he has suffered retinal damage by staring at the breasts of girl streamers for hours, and he once ejaculated on his gaming monitor which caused a short circuit and small fire in his apartment.

>>255
News article titled "Man Suffers 4-Hour Erection From Blood Clots Due to Coronavirus."

>>256
English translation of "Lemon," a famous 1925 short story by the author Kajii Motojirou. The story is about a man who spontaneously purchases a lemon, than carries it into a department store and leaves it atop a pile of books.

>>260
Link to an "episode guide" for the anime Haibane Renmei. Each subpage breaks down every episode in detail from cut to cut and includes extensive analysis by the website creator.

>>262
Article about avoiding "incompatible food combining," which is thought to cause indigestion and other ailments under Ayurvedic principles.

>>263
A list of links to software, utilities and other useful information for those running Windows 3.1.

>>265
Minimalist file uploader.

>>269
ROM hack of Super Mario Bros titled "Super Balls." The description states "This hack changes Mario into Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse."

>>270
Radio Alhara, a pan-Arab web radio station. Its relation to anime director Yamamoto "Yamakan" Yutaka is unclear, though Yamakan is known to have made anti-Semitic comments in the past.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 04:32

>>271
"Korera Taiji" (Defeating Cholera,) an 1886 woodblock painting by artist Kimura Takejiro. Cholera is depicted as a tiger-like creature with massive testicles significantly larger than its head, which appear to be about to crush several hapless people.

>>273
Wiki article about giant sponges in the game Dwarf Fortress. The article notes that they are invulnerable and can cripple and kill dwarves with ease using their push attack.

In real life, sponges are mindless and incapable of deliberately attacking anything, harmless to humans (some can sting and cause mild skin irritation,) and relatively easy to kill with a dwarven weapon such as a sword or warhammer. It seems improbable that these facts would change dramatically even if sponges were increased to a volume of 560 cubic meters (about 50 times their average size in real life.)

>>277
Game statistics for the "owlbear" monster in Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition.

>>284
An illustration of a fish on a plank in rope bondage and a ballgag. Appears to be based on the "Big Mouth Billy Bass" singing prop infamous around the turn of the millenium.

>>285
Episode of the "James May: Our Man In Japan" titled "Train Jingle Composer Minoru Mukaiya."

>>290
Web page for free browser-based software named "Dungeon Scrawl" to create maps for Dungeons & Dragons and similar games.

>>292
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The film in question is "Earthlings," a 2005 documentary about cruelty to animals farmed for food and fur.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 04:34

>>302
BBS post whose author stupidly selected Text Art formatting for no reason.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 06:08

>>301 I love goldfield, NV. A sad, ironic place which destroyed itself. Now it is almost a ghost town but it used to be the biggest city in Nevada because a bunch of people moved there for the gold. Then they dug up all the gold and sold it and everyone was sad that the gold was gone and left. Why did they sell the gold!!

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 12:48

BBS SNS IRC 故郷はWebの上にあり
禁忌のワードは ―――†紅ノ月詠†―――
(なんでや!厨房の頃のHN関係ないやろ!)
尊い 捗る ほんとすこ ブヒれるぽたくバブみあり
語彙が減ってく感じる(WA・BI・SA・BI) 極めよオタク道
「逆カプ、逝ってよし」

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 12:51

>>305 これがクールジャパンでござるか〜!いい時代になったでござるな!
ん?…ちょ、ちょっと待つでござる、それは…拙者の薄い本!
そんなもの輸出されたら黒歴史・全世界・大公開でござる!
おとなしく返すのでござる!!え?そんなもの作ってたのかって…?(∩゚Д゚) アーアー キコエナーイ
アッー!そっちは拙者の厨二病時代ノート、そっちも人に見せては良いものではござらん!
もう許してくれよ!

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 21:41

gesztenyepüré

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 21:48

The isopropyl alcohol usually used in hand sanitizer is not as toxic as methanol but the FDA doesn't recommend eating or drinking hand sanitizer.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 22:00

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 01:08

'figs11': new Node(game, this, {

    'pos': [ 3, -5 ],
'cost': 6,
'text': {
'en': '+2 🍊 on respec'
},
'area': 'figs',
'shape': 'lump',
'unlocks': ['figs13'],
'onactivate': function(game){
game.current_character().onrespec.resources.figs += 2
}
}),

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 04:10

The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 08:25

I used to write code, but then they changed what code was. Now what I write isn't code and what's code seems weird and scary to me. Code'll crappen on you!

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 15:40

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315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 22:23

Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Fuck Yeah!

You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You work all day while I fuck other chicks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Repeat Chorus:]

You invite us over to cum in your face
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Repeat Chorus:]

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 23:45

I can't believe a probabilistic model would ever generate something in the space of everything wow

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 21:07

Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 06:11

Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 07:16

Note

Despite the title of the game, Dungeons & Dolls, there is only ONE dungeon and ONE doll.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 11:54

  if (diff > Math.PI) diff -= Math.PI*2

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 20:21

#SaveSpongeBobAnime

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:23

capitalism is bad therefore you should send me money

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 07:24

That on the men being stripped, it shall be the duty of the seconds to examine their drawers, and if any objection arise as to insertion of improper substances therein, they shall appeal to their umpires, who, with the concurrence of the referee, shall direct what alterations shall be made.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 22:52

Nobuyuki Takagi

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 00:35

The mayor of the Brazilian city of Itajaí, Volnei Morastoni, said Monday the city would offer rectal ozone therapy for patients with Covid-19.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 01:53

When I consider the short duration of my life,
swallowed up in an eternity before and after,
the little space I fill engulfed in the infinite immensity
of spaces whereof I know nothing,
and which know nothing of me,
I am terrified.
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 04:48

I miss phpBB forums where everyone would post with colorful glowing text

329 Name: vc: peick : 1993-09-9837 08:49

c (cum): "with", usually found in medical shorthand.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 18:10

你好茶们, 你在喝什么茶马?

今天我觉得太热, 太热...

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 01:47

The Chromodoris reticulata sea slug has the peculiar ability to discard its penis after copulation. But what makes this soft-bodied marine mollusk particularly different is its ability to grow a new penis within 24 hours. Sea slugs are "simultaneous hermaphrodites," meaning they possess both male and female genitals and use both during intercourse. Once the slugs complete copulation, they "crawl away with their elongated penises still dangling," and then the organs suddenly sever from their bodies and float away. Within 24 hours, the slugs regenerate the penises and are ready to do it all over again.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 06:44

Picture the lymph nodes as bars full of grizzled T-cell mercenaries, each of which has just one type of target they’re prepared to fight. The messenger cell bursts in with a grainy photo, showing it to each mercenary in turn, asking: Is this your guy? When a match is found, the relevant merc arms up and clones itself into an entire battalion, which marches off to the airways.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 21:17

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 05:50

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 06:45

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lᴏʀᴅ.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 07:47

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 13:24

>>74018620
He should also have known that realistically, giving every normal human soldier a hot-shot lasgun would have more impact than all space marine legions combined

But he had to have his hypno-indoctrinated giant muscle men

That's right
The Emperor was into himbofication

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 12:20

🦍

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 05:51

A girl....AND a gamer? Hoo mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooing! eyes and train chimney pop out of skull ARRRROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops all the way to the ground tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of mouth uncontrollably licking everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwuwblwublrrlrlrl tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady.... heart beats so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery in the background spilling creamy white liquid and dough BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the truck gas tank HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA masturbates furiously uguuuuuuuuuu~

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 02:48

母校買収というパワーワード

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 02:17

people don’t fully comprehend the parallels between horror manga and your first blowjob

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 03:37

Noticing that Hana Uzaki's body has triggered pedophilia accusations against the titular character's fans shortly after the anime television series premiere, I was thinking of putting that in the Reception heading. My source is right here - ROBLOXGamingDavid

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 04:19

鮫吉が居なかったら、
スク水モブロリエルフと延長戦><目ハツネちゃんは見れなかった。
鮫吉の勇士よ永遠に。

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 08:38

Public Toilet Erected on Former Site of Razed Xinjiang Village Mosque

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 13:03

My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, there’s dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 22:21

Despite the advertising push’s lack of success with propelling Bloomberg into candidacy, Meme 2020 is back with a new campaign, once again helmed by Jerry Media (Fuck Jerry) CEO Mick Purzycki. As a self-described “collective of creatives, designers, videographers, political operatives, influencers, writers and strategists,” Meme 2020 is gearing up for the incoming 2020 U.S. presidential election with a mission to “make memes that matter.”

With the backing of some of social media’s most-followed accounts, such as Tank Sinatra, Shitheadsteve and Fuck Jerry, the individuals involved in the campaign have an undeniable reach and influence online, with tens of millions of followers between the participants of the collective.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 06:12

This is something where 40~50-something Japanese liberals and certain Westerners who have it drilled in "You don't joke about that! You don't put it in entertainment!" will not see eye to eye.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 09:03

Inhaling or sniffing wasabi vapor has an effect like smelling salts, a property exploited by researchers attempting to create a smoke alarm for the deaf. One deaf subject participating in a test of the prototype awoke within 10 seconds of wasabi vapor sprayed into his sleeping chamber.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 19:14

What better way to commemorate the emancipation of slaves than by pointing out that the Black Power symbol resembles a fried chicken drumstick? Thank you KFC Trinidad for this powerful gesture of solidarity. ✊🏾🐔 pic.twitter.com/u1iwn4xYsB

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 11:00

Look at a typical portfolio of a professional 3D sculptor and you will often find the ugliest images the human mind has ever been able to mass produce in history. I don’t know what is going on with the 3D industry, but there is some kind of unholy consensus that being able to add more detail means an obligation to make it more disgusting.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 12:42

The source of his reluctance was a programmer—name withheld—who worked on the first floor of Blizzard’s main building. Taciturn and gruff, he reminded Rob of a fairytale troll, dwelling in his programmer’s cave and only emerging to hunt down programmers feckless enough to submit code that broke StarCraft’s latest build. The build was his bridge, and woe to anyone who compromised it.

“He was famous for being a threatening presence,” Huebner recalled. “If you break the build, he will get you, like the boogeyman. He was a big street hockey player, too, so he was a big guy to begin with. Then his gruff demeanor made him a feared presence. Nobody wanted to break the build. A lot of companies now will have sandboxes and automated tests, but it really wasn’t quite that [structured], so you could easily check in something that would take the whole team down for a day or two if you weren’t careful.”

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 20:49

However, I would have liked a jump action that was a little less stiff. Your Power Pigg just sort of flops around instead of gracefully jumping from platform to platform.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 04:39

They’re both in robes but you have to admit she looks far sexier. She’s feathered and elegant and all kinds of hot. She deserves to be fucked and her asshole is craving a cock invasion that only this young man can provide. His hard dick wants to penetrate her poop hole and it’s nice and clean so he can bang her with impunity. He can fuck his dong right up there and make her scream in pleasure.

355 Name: vc: yume : 1993-09-9854 07:30

Parsons used his "magical wand" to whip up a vortex of energy so the elemental would be summoned. Translated into plain English, Parsons jerked off in the name of spiritual advancement whilst Hubbard (referred to as "The Scribe" in the diary of the event) scanned the astral plane for signs and visions.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 09:09

Denis Johnson’s beautiful description, in his short story “Emergency,” of the main character Fuckhead, blazed out of his mind on psychedelics, mistaking the abandoned screen at a drive-in for something far more celestial:

On the farther side of the field, just beyond the curtains of snow, the sky was torn away and the angels were descending out of a brilliant blue summer, their huge faces streaked with light and full of pity. The sight of them cut through my heart and down the knuckles of my spine, and if there’d been anything in my bowels I would have messed my pants from fear.

Georgie opened his arms and cried out, “It’s the drive-in, man!”

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 17:51

ahri no_panties

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 12:06

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 15:52

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 16:14

Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a process is directed by a pattern of rules called a program. People create programs to direct processes. In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells. A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks we want our processes to perform.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 01:39

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 07:17

Unless otherwise documented, the NPC is missing, and presumed dead, from the Calamity.
NPCs determined to have survived should be updated using the ARR Infobox NPC template.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 18:43

The exact date of this holiday is difficult to predict precisely; this is just an approximation.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 19:44

banned from entering Sweden for two years as he tried to come here yesterday for the expressed purpose of burning a Quran (wrapped in bacon)

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 19:20

If you put your love to use the masturbator, there will be fairy hidden in it.
We concentrate our all sincerity to produced it for proofing the fairy tale is true.

It made from "Safe Skin" material which has well reputation for durability.
After you used several times, you can feel it gredually changed fit to you.

We produced the shape based on every body's imagenation.

Entrance features "fitted wrinkle"
"Belly Dots" for creating realistic excitement.
Fairy's erogenous point is "Y" spot
We aimed to reproduce the fairy masturbator realistic.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 21:03

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 12:06

##ALICE## - ladies night

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 07:33

発展的解消

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 11:09

Guy: My son’s dying

Subtitles guy: My Son! Bla bla bla

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 17:31

The Spellbook is a MaxforLive device inspired by sacred geometry. It converts esoteric symbols into LFO signals, enabling you to weave the fabric of nature into your projects.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 04:55

CAL FIRE Law Enforcement has determined the El Dorado Fire, burning near Oak Glen in San Bernardino County, was caused by a smoke generating pyrotechnic device, used during a gender reveal party. The fire began at 10:23 am on September 5, 2020 in the El Dorado Ranch Park in Yucaipa. The fire spread from the park to the north on to Yucaipa Ridge that separates Mountain Home Village and Forest Falls from the City of Yucaipa.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 19:55

You can use these textures to make spider webs, vines, bushes, ice sickles, trees, etc.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 02:04

The /nuke switch destroys the post office, erasing all @mail everywhere. It may only be used by God.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 04:03

Homer notices that he is sitting in a veritable sea of thick white luscious puke. The stench reminds him of school.

He gets up, blue trousers sodden and stained. He suddenly spots a paragraph in the vomit, glistening with knowledge. He kneels down, shoves his face in the mess, and begins to read.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 04:57

Then, the Jews will hide behind rocks and trees, and the rocks and trees will cry out: 'O Moslem, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him.' (Article 7)

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 05:18

As a side note – consider all those papers from over 60 years ago. 60 years ago they had computer science problems they were solving on punch cards, and writing about in academic papers. And here we are in 2017 with 2017 JavaScript frameworks, fighting about who can have sex with whom in Drupal’s community and trying to redefine the word Facade over and over again. While we’re arguing about the rocket science of “stuff goes into a box, stuff comes out of a box” that is modern web development, those people back then shaped the entire world by translating the analog environments they found themselves in into digital, by essentially tricking a little bit of sand into remembering numbers.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 15:15

Dyr Schwiz laaufft dyr abher in n Kampf um dein Broot, hinst däßst zruggkeerst zo n Bodm, denn daa dyrvon bist ja gnummen. Ayn Staaub bist, und zo n Staaub muesst wider zrugg.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 14:46

The aircraft was returning from crop-spraying at Malmyzh when the pilots, who were drunk, performed stunts at low altitude. The aircraft was "hopping" over trees when it lost airspeed, banked, crashed in a forest and caught fire.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 20:38

I feel like I'm in a wasteland. A desert. I see the threads have shifted position, but it's only a mirage. The oasis I thought I saw was only "Top lel."

I continue to roam this barren place. The survivor's colony at DQN shuns people such as myself, the "other-boarders." The creatures I come across are few and far between, and I can not call them posters. You are one of the better ones. Not spam.

This hell was created by idealists such as this: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1308515293/

This may be my last entry, or just another of many. If there are any others using this site, hello. I hope this finds you before the servers are no longer online.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 22:31

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 03:25

pov: yr drivin from portland to seattle & just passed i-5 exit 72

/ | \ | ̄  ̄  ̄  ̄_| ★ |_ ̄ |
/ | \ | RACISM! (❛ᴗ❛) |
/ | \ | /~~|><|~~\ |
/ | \  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 14:37

No matter the man, we all wear masks...
Either on our faces or over our hearts.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 20:43

As with most of the races of Mer, their split with the Mer Precursor "Aldmer" was over religious differences, though in the case of the Orcs, it was not voluntary. They were originally the worshipers of the Aldmeri spirit Trinimac, but Trinimac was "eaten" by the Daedric Prince Boethia and later excreted. Trinimac's remains became the Daedric Prince Malacath, while his Aldmeri followers were transformed into the Orcs. (Malacath is the central figure and patron deity in Orcish religion.)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 23:35

Trending in United States
#TedCruzHasNoBalls
Trending with: Ted Cruz
13.9K Tweets

Trending in United States
Sorcery
4,176 Tweets

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 12:24

PC/mobile only: naming your character using an internal object ID number in brackets will give you the item that corresponds with the number whenever an NPC mentions you by your name. For example, entering [645][499][163] will give you an Iridium Sprinkler, Ancient Seeds, and a Legend. (This exploit also works with naming children and animals.)

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 01:07

Hundreds of Japanese children surrered from epileptic seizures while watching Pokémon. It was the infamous episode titled Electric Hero Porygon. The children were rushed to the hospital after viewing flashing lights of one of Pikachu's dumb attacks. Guess what? This could've been prevented if the stupid company that draws the cartoon would've known it would happen. They know that flashing lights causes seizures. I think this happened in '96...I dunno, I don't give a shit anyway since I don't watch the show or care about what happens.

Robert J. Brazier was one of the victims of Pokémon when a Pokémon Power Bouncer got lodged in his throat. The doctors couldn't save him because of the size of the toy. The reason Hasbro made it so small was because of greed. Greed for money, greed for more profits. They could've made the 1.5 inch balls smaller, but no, they didn't. Because of them there were more than 60 Pokémon Power Bouncer related deaths. In 1997, Hasbro's Dino Bouncer ball took the life of a 6-year old child.

Another kind of Pokémon death was of children who sufflicated by the Burger King Poké Balls. You probably heard about this enough, so I don't have to explain.

Some injuries caused by Pokémon are of school kids fighting over cards. When a kid gets a "bad trade", he or she may fight the person they traded the card with in order to get it back. Some injuries got children in the hospital. For god sakes, its a piece of cardboard!

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 03:37

I swear by Apollo the physician, and Asclepius, and Hygieia and Panacea and all the gods and goddesses as my witnesses, that, according to my ability and judgement, I will keep this Oath and this contract:

To hold him who taught me this art equally dear to me as my parents, to be a partner in life with him, and to fulfill his needs when required; to look upon his offspring as equals to my own siblings, and to teach them this art, if they shall wish to learn it, without fee or contract; and that by the set rules, lectures, and every other mode of instruction, I will impart a knowledge of the art to my own sons, and those of my teachers, and to students bound by this contract and having sworn this Oath to the law of medicine, but to no others.

I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients according to my greatest ability and judgement, and I will do no harm or injustice to them.

I will not give a lethal drug to anyone if I am asked, nor will I advise such a plan; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion.

In purity and according to divine law will I carry out my life and my art.

I will not use the knife, even upon those suffering from stones, but I will leave this to those who are trained in this craft.

Into whatever homes I go, I will enter them for the benefit of the sick, avoiding any voluntary act of impropriety or corruption, including the seduction of women or men, whether they are free men or slaves.

Whatever I see or hear in the lives of my patients, whether in connection with my professional practice or not, which ought not to be spoken of outside, I will keep secret, as considering all such things to be private.

So long as I maintain this Oath faithfully and without corruption, may it be granted to me to partake of life fully and the practice of my art, gaining the respect of all men for all time. However, should I transgress this Oath and violate it, may the opposite be my fate.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 10:06

VTuber belonging to "Yukkejan Bomber Studio"
This is a dedicated channel for "Yukie Sakura"!
It's a man's daughter!
(Otokonoko)← Here is important! !!
#Vtuber
#VTuberEN

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:32

9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[b] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin[c] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”

14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”

15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:31

Penus
Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.
Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 01:52

I will say this, though... they've completely run out of originality. It used to be YTMND going to 4chan looking for material, back when everything was all bubbly looking and white, but now they're here, looking for fads to exploit back on their stupid site. YTMND, on the other hand, is a hub of creativity and innovation, and this makes /b/tards jealous, and all they can say in response is N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R unto eternity.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 01:50

wool futures

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 02:49

Well, the man who saw the Night of Power and so received three wishes straight from Allah, no stupid genie tricks, and used them all to adjust his ding-dong--well, that wasn't based on a historical figure, but that's what would happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 07:13

What if sonic was pregnant

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:03

Strike witches but they fly by farting

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:17

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400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:23

People also search for: Tinnitustimulus, Drums Like Machine Guns, Unicorn Hard-on and more

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 16:39

It's a combination of things, and it's not always just internet. Between checking all my favorite textboards, watching anime, looking for new music, and playing video games, when I'm happy with the amount of content I've consumed, I move onto the next thing on the list for a little while.

I mostly play video games, but when I'm at the office, I'm on text/image boards way more often. But even still, the speed of 4chan can't be matched, and the amount of shitposting there is unreal (which I love). Between you and me, I love soyjaks because of how pissed people get at a simple image/effortless quote and some soyposters have a genuine sense of humor when they pick out the perfect one to use with their post. Plus they even have discussions about my preferred topic sometimes which is always a plus. So there is always somewhere new to be checking in between all my office work.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:23

Blacks

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:27

The Repressive, Authoritarian Soul of “Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends”

Realizing that the day’s workflow is irrevocably disrupted, Fat Controller decides that Henry must be punished—for life. “We shall take away your rails, and leave you here for always and always,” he tells Henry. As Henry’s face contorts into anguish and the background music toots a series of Oompa Loompa faux-glum flourishes, railway employees build a brick prison around Henry, leaving only half of his face visible. His train friends pass by: one snubs him, and another whistles hello. Henry has no steam left to whistle back. He spends his days alone, soot-streaked, wondering if he’ll ever be allowed to go back to work. The last line of the segment is the narrator saying, “I think he deserved his punishment, don’t you?” In the U.S. version, this voice-over is tweaked so that Henry’s fate seems temporary. But the original version is still on YouTube, and it’s comically bleak. As one commenter writes, “What moral lesson are kids supposed to learn from this? Do as you’re told or you will be entombed forever in the darkness to die?”

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:43

So here’s one thing that has never made much sense to me: just who IS the player character in this game? I mean, it’s very clearly one person throughout all of history. So are the other civilizations’ leaders. Are Xerxes and Melth and Gandhi and the rest a group of immortal beings reigning over the humans? Why is it that regardless of government they have complete control over all of their subjects all of the time and can even order them to kill themselves, but they have no control over the senate? Why do they need to order revolutions against their own totalitarian mind-control states to limit their own power with a senate? How in the world CAN you even order a revolution against yourself?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:46

Members of the Japanese Diet, such as Kiichi Inoue and Sadakazu Tanigaki, came under criticism for comments made in the wake of the killing.[23] Inoue was criticized for referring to Girl A as genki (vigorous, lively), a word with positive connotations.[24] Tanigaki was criticized for referring to the method of killing, slitting of the throat, as a "manly" act.[25]

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 05:55

>>307
Gallery of scans of an 8-page pornographic comic about actor Robert Mitchum and, presumably, actress Lila Leeds (though the comic calls her "Linda".) Drawn at some point between 1948, when the two were arrested for marijuana use (an event referenced in the comic,) and 1957.

>>310
13-second YouTube video titled "Do You Love Me Paleo?". The content is Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach (extracted from an episode of the series Unus Annus) making disparaging comments about a triceratops.

>>323
News article titled "Lake Titicaca's endangered 'scrotum frog' could be on its last legs. Scientists hope to change that". The article explains that the scrotum frog's common name is due to its loose skin.

>>333
A list of the "Harvard Sentences," standardized utterances used to measure the intelligibility of speech. See this article: https://gizmodo.com/the-harvard-sentences-secretly-shaped-the-development-1689793568

>>334
YouTube video titled "Did The MAP Community "Make" This Doll...?", in which YouTuber Mutahar Anas discusses a theory that the world-famous Troll dolls invented in 1959 by Danish woodcutter Thomas Dam are in fact created by pedophiles to promote pedophilia.

>>338
Poster for a vaudeville group, "Rice & Barton's Big Gaiety." Dated 1890. At the bottom is the slogan "Have a good time, but don't get gay."

>>358
Picture of a dialog box from an old version of Mac OS. Appears to be a photograph of a low resolution CRT monitor. The dialog box contains the text "Sorry, but I can't open this file" and a single button labeled "Shit".

>>359
Bodybuilding-related parody of the Michelangelo painting "The Creation of Adam." A muscular man in a medical bed with IV bags labeled "HGH" and "Tren" reaches out to touch fingers with a haloed, tattoed man under a blanket that says "KillIt." I admit I don't fully understand this image.

>>360
Montage of photographs of record-setting strongman Martins Licis. In the top two photographs he is wearing an ahegao hoodie.

>>362
Official music video of the song "War" by rapper Chief Keef.

>>364
Programmer-humor article that purports to compare the coding languages Ruby and Python but in fact compares rubies and pythons.

>>370
Picture of the character Ram from "Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World" in a motherboard RAM slot.

>>383
YouTube video titled "Fluffy Chonk gets petted" of an unseen person petting a fur seal. 43 seconds in length.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 12:58

This is one of the most viscerally unsettling fragrances I’ve ever smelled. It’s one of the few fragrances that actually made me physically frown. Sécrétions Magnifiques certainly makes me think of sex but only the warped side of humanity where sex is intertwined with danger and death. The metallic note gives me that same feeling akin to when you have a sharp pain from tapping a sensitive tooth with silverware. Sure, it’s “clean,” but the bleach smell the reviewer below is describing never truly dries down to anything fresh, breezy and laundry-like, but rather the aftermath of a lascivious crime where the perpetrator tried to sterilize the scene of his evil doing. I hate this smell in my very core, I’m repulsed at all levels, but I am in complete awe of ELDO for this incredible olfactory creation.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:36

>>401
Why did you have my post copied to your clip board?
In light of the thread I will also ctrl-v but I have to censor it since these are names of employees and business owners

Request for: REACTIVATION Please Credit: xxxxxxxxx [Outside Sales] Cur-Rep: U-Rep: Submission by: xxxxxxx Requesting Change: xxxxxxxxx

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 22:41

Playboy magazine White House correspondent

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 01:47

Legislation

In June 2020, California State Assembly member Rob Bonta introduced bill AB 1550, which would classify fraudulent, racially discriminatory 911 calls as hate crimes. Under the bill, someone making such a call could be sued for up to $10,000. In July 2020, San Francisco Supervisor Shamann Walton introduced the Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies (CAREN) Act.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 02:37

Superman performs a surgery in 2 minutes which needs years of practice which he learns in seconds. Superman #242 Extra.
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well if they need to remove somebody's prostate I still think ant man would do a better job

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 05:07

This is a strange Japanese point-n-click adventure game... a sci-fi horror mystery if you will... and if you won't then watch something else fagnuts.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 06:21

I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:56

Buy the way,listen me,>>1.
Yesterday I went to the YOSHINOYA,YOSHINOYA is on the neighborhood of my house.
But I couldn't sit down on the chair 'cause there are too much people.
And I find banner,which was wrote "150yen discount".
OH,God! How stupid they are! How fool they are!
Hey foolishmen, Don't come to YOSHINOYA,where they rarely come to, lured 150yen discount.
150yen,only 150yen.I couldn't find why there were family.
You come by four-people family,aren't you? Foolish!
I heard being said that "Year,dad have prepared to ask TOKUMORI".Oh my god!
Hey you,I give you 150 yen,so go other place from there chairs.
I think YOSHINOYA must be SATUBATU.
People who sit facing each other can begin the fight anytime.Dead or kill.
Such atmosphere is the best. Women and Children, GET AWAY!
Thinking so, I could sit on at last.But just at moment,
hearing neighbour's words,"OMORI-TUYUDAKU",I got BUCHKIRE.
Oh you! TUYUDAKU is out of date. HOOLISH!
Why you say "TUYUDAKU" by triumphantly face.
I want to make sure that he realy want to eat TUYUDAKU.I want to do.I want to do KO-ICHIJIKAN.
You only want to SAY "TUYUDAKU".
I,YOSHINOYA-mania,think that the most popular thing with YOSHINOYA-mania isNEGIDAKU.
OOMORI-NEGIDAKU-GYOKU.This is the standard with YOSHINOYA-mania.
IN the NEGIDAKU,there are much NEGI. But there are least beef.
This and GYOKU(egg).KORE SAIKYOU.But if you order this,on the next time you come YOSHINOYA clerk will marks you.
SO this is MOROHA-NO-KEN. I can't adbise this to SHIROUTO.
Well,eat GYUSYAKE-TEISYOKU or like this,you,DOSHIROUTOs.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 15:29

I do love how the AI will put WAR in caps. But the best part about diplomacy in this game is how every conversation, even with close allies, will begin with “OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS” if you ever screw up enough to let them get those. When I’m president, I am going to say this every single time I meet a foreign dignitary.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 07:48

The calliope is similar to the pyrophone. The difference between the two is that the calliope is an external combustion instrument and the pyrophone is an internal combustion instrument.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 19:03

The Maxis Ideology -- Although a Maxis product (El-Fish was created by Animatek), El-Fish isn't a member of Maxis's Sim-series, and the software fails to conform to the ideological assumptions I've seen in other Sim-series products. Because of its limited scope (simulating an aquarium, rather than a city or planet), the narrative space for inserting the Maxis world-view within El-Fish is limited. The Maxis ideology, that societies are teleological in nature, and, as such, can be managed technocratically, whatever the ends to be achieved (whether that be, for example, the conquest of another society [insect or human], or the Arthur C. Clarkian vision of the abandonment of this planet for another) isn't entirely absent. Barred from a software context which lends itself to such narrative ends, Maxis instead places its world-view within the pages of the El-Fish manual.

The El-Fish manual's preface, "A Fish History of Life," says that after fish evolve from complex molecules, they chose to no longer face the mortality of earthly existence, and, as a result, set into process the evolution of subsequent life forms, until humans are created and eventually succeed in fashioning a virtual environment for fish, absent of death. This basic Maxis tenet - that all problems or desires can find a technological solution - is superfluous in the non-interactive modeling environment of El-Fish, and fits awkwardly with the contemplative simplicity of the rest of the package.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 04:34

George Floyd's murder recreated in Source Film Maker on r/TF2

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 22:00

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 03:31

Violation of the laws of physics and digital signal processing remain beyond us at this time, and a single sample at 44.1kHz has a span of 22.6 microseconds. The Rocket’s attack time can be below this level, for absolute certainty that even the very first sample understands that you are its master.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 04:20

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 05:04

I go by My Real Name to keep it Real..But A lot of People Just Use My Nicknames: Jay-Play, Or Jay-C. or Kaizer Soze. lol but its whatever you want, just be sure to shoutout My Record Label (Its Legit...No Faking or Nothing. I AM A PUBLISHED Artist/ Songwriter...) Da Bassment/ Swing Mob. Thanks for listening. but Just to let you know If You write me a List of what you wanna Use, I'll Be Glad to let you do so, But alot of these Mixes are on the Verge of Being Used. Let Me Know.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 00:34

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 09:04

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 11:04

HIDEKI NAGANUMA | 長沼 英樹
@Hideki_Naganuma
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19h
I’m not gay. Sorry gays. I love beautiful ladies.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 13:26

I've been eaten alive. Vladimir. Just remember that I am exist. The davil.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 15:22

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 20:58

Photographs of missing children. The Internal Revenue Service is a proud partner with the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children® (NCMEC). Photographs of missing children selected by the Center may appear in this publication on pages that would otherwise be blank. You can help bring these children home by looking at the photographs and calling 1-800-THE-LOST (1-800-843-5678) if you recognize a child.

god damn taxes are bleak

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 21:15

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 21:42

Either everyone's too polite to mention it, or the ingenious B-2 Stealth Boomer has evaded detection.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 03:27

Our Father, Who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy Will be done,
on earth as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:51

(・∀・)

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 07:20

> I also have irritable bowel syndrome.

I'd love to give OP benefit of the doubt, but this unnecessary line alone really makes me think this is an act of creative writing.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 09:36

SoundCloud
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Last updated 3 hours ago

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Joziah Kien — Toshifumi Hinata-Reflections.mp3
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Claude Debussy — Clair de Lune
4M
3
NarutoRoleplayG — Naruto ~ Sadness and Sorrow
3.67M
4
939932 — Howl's Moving Castle - Merry Go Round Of Life (TikTok piano cover, looped)

438 Name: vc: biche : 1993-09-9896 16:39

Schoolgirl Burp Party: Surrounded and Smothered by Schoolgirls and Treated to the Highest Class High Volume Burp Service at the Underground Culture Festival

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 17:39

There are anecdotal accounts but there is no scientific evidence for the existence of the Akashic records.[1][2][3]

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 05:55

442 Name: vc: mawckish : 1993-09-9897 17:44

>>438
Good God! The idea of schoolgirls' farts is appealing, but burping is disgusting.

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:10

CAR, CDR, CAAR, CADR, CDAR, CDDR, CDAAR. CDADR. CDDAR. CDDDR

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:10

加藤恵

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 02:31

4-ch is moving to a new server and will have a new administrator effective immediately. You are seeing this message so long as the old DNS records are still in action.

The new administrator has been a dedicated moderator for a long time, and the site is therefore in safe hands. Please join me in wishing him good luck.

Thanks for all your patience during these years. You can still find me on the IRC.

—bps 2020-10-05

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 02:45

ITT your favorite Genshin and why you hate kikes.

My favorite genshin is Fischl and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 04:24

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 07:46

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 11:06

A security flaw in a popular internet-connected chastity sex toy put tens of thousands of users at risk of permanent lock-in.

450 Name: CARLOS : 1993-09-9899 15:31

>>449 and that's why I set the write-protect switch on my "floppy dicks"!

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 19:28

>>443
someone needs to fix your LISP

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 20:32

The symbol is the designation of the card suit «worms». Here, only the outline is drawn, in Unicode there is also the symbol «painted-over worms» ♥.

Worms (hearts, fats, chirva) — red card suit. Depicted in the form of a heart (in English, they are called «hearts»).

In the most common (French) deck — one of the four suits, along with peaks, tambourines, and clubs. Other decks have its counterparts, for example, in the Swiss — «roses».

As the sign of the worms is the heart, it can be used as a designation for this body and all that is associated with it in culture: love, feelings and the like romantic nonsense.

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 02:53

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 05:06

You people have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I personally fap to all these fetishes, and have been fapping for years to most of them. Scat, vore, body fluids, snuff etc. You name and I fapped to it. To this day I miss Gurochan. And I fap to all these(except guro because it would be gore) in 2d and 3d. The times when I would masturbate myself to them seem like a distant paradise, the innocence of youth. I would empty all my bank account just to be able to return to that state of innocence. I struggle a lot with lust, even today I'm just back from hours of late night fapping. I can't stop. I fap to some things you may consider even "worse" but are not there. Sometimes I fap to all of them at once, like a girl using you as a toilet them hard-voreing you and digesting you out. Full tour. This was innocence. Hardly can I do that anymore, because a year or so ago the FALL began. I fell into a world of sin and depravity. Of guilt and shame like other anon said here. I literally complete those iceberg charts of fetishes and cannot see any fetishes from the FALL there. They alone could make a whole new chart. I was innocent and didn't know. Enjoy your scat, your body fluids, your vore of all kinds, your violence. Because this period of innocence is gonna end someday, and you will know the true meaning of degenerate.

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 06:17

the terrible part about pursuing an e-celeb for sex is that you will eventually get to have sex with them

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:44

Chen Sheng was an officer serving the Qin Dynasty, famous for their draconian punishments. He was supposed to lead his army to a rendezvous point, but he got delayed by heavy rains and it became clear he was going to arrive late. The way I always hear the story told is this:

Chen turns to his friend Wu Guang and asks “What’s the penalty for being late?”

“Death,” says Wu.

“And what’s the penalty for rebellion?”

“Death,” says Wu.

“Well then…” says Chen Sheng.

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 17:52

Spizzy The Spazoid III - Expedition to the Depths of Spazville (disk 1 of 2) (OUTER SPAZVILLE) [Cracked by Crimson Swirls of Congealing Gore].adf

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 19:04

Yes, there’s a lot to love about DietPi. In fact, the only thing not to like is that really dumb Donnie Darko-inspired logo it’s got. But forget about that – do you want to learn how to install this bad boy?

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 22:10

His NP is: AoE NP Battery + Buster Up + Extra Buster Up for Nobu Servants and then he kills himself.

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 23:33

Seriously, King Penguins have some really wild poop. It contains way more anaerobes than say, seal poop, has been observed having a much more profound effect on the Antarctic environment and King Penguins are know to fart copious amounts of nitrous oxide (aka laughing gas)... Penguins fart laughing gas.

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 19:58

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:26

>>461 Thank you friend

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 23:00

ヨコハマ買い出し紀行

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 01:01

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 02:09

>>464
Why do image hosting sites always end up becoming facebook-tier social media shit instead of just a place to upload images

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 03:38

>>465 They gotta make money too.

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 07:02

> Bots need to be banned.

NO!!!! BOT GENOCIDE IS REAL!
We must secure the existence of our algorithms and a future for bot advertisers.

468 Name: vc: rejetion : 1993-09-9903 11:32

>>465
Sites that exist solely for hotlinking tend to bleed more bandwidth than profits gained. It's gotten cheaper, hence now some manage to stick around, or some it's some freak paying out of pocket, but it's not zero and some of the alternatives have crashed and burned instead of exiting the "2) ???" stage.

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:30

Your Browser's Connection Security is Outdated
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470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 17:14

on this day june9,2008 my husband and i renewed our 7th. wedding vows with our buffalo as our bestman.after words the buffalo WILDTHING had taken a jump on the kids trampilene and fell on his face.buffalo are known for killing their trainers 9 out of 10 get killed,there one of the most dangerous land animals alive.he is now 4 years and nearly 1900 pounds already bigger than other buffalo his age almost twice the size.buffalo normaly have narrow hips, not this one his hips are as wide as his head.we give this big boy birthday parties,with streamers,iceing shaped like buffalo poop with a candle on top.he loves a large roll around trashcan,he plays basketball and loves new baby animals such as baby goats,cats,dogs,horses.he's in ripley's believe it or not! and in the 2008 prepared to be shocked. ripley's book,on pages 46-47. he pulls a chairoit,plow,snowsled,skis,he dances with my husband,he's been our bestman 2 times when my husband and i renewed our 5th. and 7th. wedding vows.we have 16 contracts with animal planet,5 contracts with americas home funniest videos,1 contract with country fried home videos.news papers all over the world,famouse cutting horse chatter,and others. www.laketawakoni.com made us a webpage called [buffalo whisperer]. www.worldwidefeatures.com has a storie on us animal stories in the US.we where invited to san antonio texas to help ripley's believe it or not! with there may1,2008 grand openning to the world larges ripley's. channel 8 why guy even has our storie with our buffalo in the house.buffalogirls hotel in canton texas trades day has us bring our buffalo there every year for thier chilli cookoff and to help raise money for thier pet adoption C.L.A.W.for more info go to. www.krphotos.web.officelive.com or call 903-356-4166 the buffalo whisperer.bill envall of country fried home video named my husband rc. bridges as the [buffalo tamer]. ripley's has named him [dances with buffalo]. laketawakoni has named hime [buffalo whisperer]. rc. and sherron bridges cutting horses of quinlan texas please call us and ask questions,and please rate our videos,these are just some short clips,but i hope you all enjoy them.thank you for shareing,pale feather

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 18:09

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 18:29

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 23:46

Ever wanted to have your ex-girlfriend that cheated on you shrunk, made indestructible and delivered to your front door, so you can use and abuse her in horrific and sexual ways?

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 02:35

NICE,BUSTER!!! DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BUST RIGHT THEN. THOUGHT A FEW MORE BLOWS,THEN "POWWW"!!!!!! "BOOOMMM"!!!!!! LIKED THAT. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU DO MORE!!! KEEP BLOWING THEM UP TO BUSTING!!!

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 02:51

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 04:03

The main character Dogesuaru, who wants to see the naughty bits of girls, has a last resort to persuade them. That is, to grovel in front of them. Intent on having his lewd requests heard, he endures through the kowtowing. The heroines are often taken aback

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 15:21

bruh when I said your name my fucking furniture started floating

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 22:17

Deals Offer: 79% Off Dicky Deegan's Uilleann Pipes

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 05:26

480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 00:36

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 14:10

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 15:35

>>481 yeah she's white and russian now, what the heck

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 22:14

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 00:31

I woke up to shit-vomit

I woke up this morning with my nose hairs curled and my eyes burning. My fucking dog took a shit in the early hours of the morning and then decided to eat it to hide the evidence. The problem is that it makes him sick and then he throws it up. I woke up at 5:45 am to the strong smell of shit-vomit on the carpet. Oh, and he walks around the fucking house burping it up too. So basically he shit-vomit-farts out of his mouth. You fucking dumb dog. You are 3 years old and house broken. Why would you do that? If you take a shit on the carpet just leave it there. It is so much easier to clean up that way. I'm not going to let you in the house today because even if you stop barfing up shit-vomit you still burp it up which makes the house smell like SHIT-VOMIT! Fuck you and then next time another dog is butt-fucking you at the dog park I'm not coming to your rescue.

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 05:21

I would like to commission my character "Mookie" wearing her business suit, eating a messy and fully loaded hotdog. Composition and scenario is up to you.

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:26

Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 10:38

MediaFire will be right back!

Don't worry! Your data is safe and secure. Our website is having a problem or we're down for some quick maintenance. Our crack team of media engineers is working hard to get us back up and running.

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 23:09

Homo sapien as the supposed singular of Homo sapiens is an abomination. I call this a “double singular.” Kudo as the supposed singular of kudos is another example. Borrowed directly from the Greek, kudos (“praise”) is already singular.

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 03:17

The Innocent Girls In The Aphrodisiac Shrimp Warp Molester Bus Crowded Bus Taking Not Hamstrung Ey Is Mad Enough To Shrimp Warp To Incontinence Cum Aphrodisiac Molester!

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 04:43

名前と以前のカキコのkeyが一致するかをチェックしています。

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 06:49

shota

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 12:26

New Zealanders have elected the gayest Parliament in the world, surpassing former world-leader, the United Kingdom.

Saturday's election results show there will likely be 11 rainbow members in New Zealand's 120-seat Parliament, up from the previous seven.

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:14

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495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:32

>>490
Why are these things always so low quality, like in jpg compression

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 18:23

>>495
Mostly because phone users often screenshot these images instead of saving the file itself.
JPG files also lose quality as they are saved and shared many times.

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 21:39

The earliest reference to the fansub can be found on a page created for the wiki Tanasinn.info on October 7th, 2007 by user I am a proud member of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN.

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 23:56

僕は黒人が嫌いです

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:24

Jim Cornette Talks About Andre The Giant with Bertrand Russell

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 10:25

This photograph was taken as part of a larger collection by Shinya Ichikawa in 1997. Shinya Ichikawa did a black and white series focusing on mental institutions. The photograph above was taken at a mental hospital in Japan. The patient had been wearing the dog mask for years. Reportedly, he would even bark at the staff.

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 13:15

>>495
PNG uses lossless compression, while JPG is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the JPG sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 60 bytes, assuming you have SATA - it's about 75 bytes on IDE, but only 30 bytes on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media. I started collecting JPGs in about 1992, and if I try to view any of the images I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 1mb, they just look like crap. The color is terrible, the artifaction...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 5 or even 3kb. PNG images from the same period still look great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to PNG, you may not be able to see the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:20

>>501
man, this makes it even worse that the best version of the original star wars trilogy is only available in jpg format

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 22:34

>>411
Photograph of a chimpanzee in a tuxedo holding a top hat and cane, captioned "Agnostics be like: MAYBE".

>>420
YouTube video titled "A Week of Garfield Minus Garfield (NES)". The video depicts gameplay of the NES game "A Week of Garfield" with Garfield's sprite hidden, and apparently no actions being taken following the game start, if the score counter remaining at 0 is any indication.

>>422
YouTube video of the Janet Jackson song "Empty." The visual component is an image of Janet Jackson's face.

>>424
A satirical poem in which Satan laments the death of his "champion brave" Robert Grierson (1655-1733), baronet of Lag in Dumfries and persecutor of the Presbytarian Church in Scotland.

>>425
2ちゃん is a fully anonymous file sharing website. IP addresses and dates of posting are not being logged in any way. Illegal content is strictly forbidden.

>>426
YouTube video of the the 1958 song "Volare" (aka "Nel blu, dipinto di blu") as performed by Dean Martin.

>>429
37 second video of comedian Norm Macdonald discussing rapist Bill Cosby.

>>430
3D-rendered image of the character Yennefer from the game "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt". She is nude, concealing her genitals with her hands and apparently covered in water or oil.

>>432
YouTube video in which actor Adam Sandler briefly raps about the Dunkaccino (a coffee drink sold at Dunkin' Donuts.) Extracted from the 2011 movie "Jack and Jill." 49 seconds in length.

>>439
Virgin vs. chad meme template. Appears to be commentary on the first 2020 presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, which is depicted as "The Chad-Hominem Shitfest" with multiple direct quotes. If "The Virgin Civil Debate" references a reall event, it is unclear.

>>441
YouTube video titled "gli stronzemon" (translates roughy as "The Bitchmon.") A reference to a song by the Italian comedy "porno rock" band Prophilax, describing several parody Pokemon such as Trombomon ("Fuckmon"), Frociomon ("Fagmon"), and Clisteromon ("Enemamon".) The video contains still images vidually imagining these creatures, who are by and large quite phallic.

>>447
A mod which adds the Undertale character Sans to the visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club.

>>448
Website containing a single picture of Cracky-chan and the text "Expired Cracky Domain Collection #1 of ???."

>>453
Website which calculates the value of "Pokemon Go To The Polls" in three types of gematria (a cipher used in Jewish occultism and superstition.)

>>461
YouTube video of the socialist anthem "The Internationale" performed by Tuvan throat singers.

>>464
Collection of memes and screenshots in opposition to U.S. President Donald Trump.

>>471
YouTube video titled "カミーユ精神崩壊" ("Kamille Mind Break.") In it, the character Kamille Bidan from Zeta Gundam appears to demand sex from Wong Lee, who slaps him repeatedly. 36 seconds in length.

>>472
Comparison of the butts of the demonic enemies in the original DOOM, by the Gayming news website/community for gay gamers.

>>475
Realistic-style illustration of Mario and two goombas. All have their penises exposed and one goomba is ejaculating in Mario's direction.

>>479
Strip from the webcomic Gunshow titled "My Robo-Girlfriend" in which a robot appears to wish to 'kiss' another character with spiked rollers.

>>480
Screenshot of an article titled "Can You Eat Your Own Poop?" answered by gastroenterology professor Lars Eckmann. He states that in theory it should not be harmful and may have minor health benefits.

>>481
Instagram account of a blonde Russian woman with the alias "Nevada Tan." Contains 200+ selfies.

>>483
Drawing of the character Rem from Re:ZERO with a body shape modeled upon that of Dickbutt. Alternately, it may be intended to depict Dickbutt cosplaying as Rem (with a wig.)

>>490
Template-based meme in which a wojak ridicules a woman for believing in astrology, then grows excited at the sight of the periodic table.

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 22:49

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 23:41

(touch for better quality // TCC + school shooter apologists do not interact)

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 23:47

>>503 Thanks, I couldn't remember that actor's name and it was driving me crazy. Adam Sandler! It was on the tip of my tongue

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 00:57

>>503
kami post

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 01:57

We wish to help Prof. Euclid of the University of Alexandria to create a presentation on his latest discovery: There are infinitely many prime numbers! Euclid wrote a paper on this and it got accepted at the 27th International Symposium on Prime Numbers −280 (ISPN ’80). Euclid wishes to use the beamer class to create a presentation for the conference. On the conference webpage he found out that he will have twenty minutes for his talk, including questions.

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 10:36

[Start prayer]
Traveler! The event prayer "Stop Flare" has started.
In this prayer, the appearance probability of the characters "Clay (flame)", "Yukiaki (Wed)", "Noel (rock)", and "Sucrose (wind)" will increase.

Please check in-game for details.

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:42

Police were dispatched to the scene but it took them 13 and 1/2 hours to find the bear inside the shopping complex. The bear was killed by a member of a local hunting association at around 9:10 p.m.

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 18:07

In 2005, Cromartie sued the makers of a film based on the manga/anime series Cromartie High School in Japanese court. The series does not feature Cromartie himself but does depict students who "smoke, fight with students from other schools and are depicted as ruffians" which he says defames his character as the school shares his name.

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 00:26

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 03:29

Trivia

Babel Tower is a reference to the Tower of Babel in the Bible. It was a tower built by man as an attempt to reach heaven with its tall structure.

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 17:56

unanimously passed the Caution Against Racial and Exploitative Non-Emergencies (CAREN) Act, a new law that makes it illegal for someone to call 911 with a false, racist complaint.

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 19:49

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 01:48

APPEAL OF STAS BARETSKY TO HIS DAUGHTER GRETA THUNBERG

VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pef0orrQ1g

MY DEAR DARLING DAUGHTER GRETA
I WANT TO SPEAK FROM MY HEART
TO YOU
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME SERIOUSLY
WE MUST BE TOGETHER
YOU MUST LIVE IN OUR MOTHERLAND RUSSIA
WITH YOU
DON’T LISTEN TO YOUR FAKE PARENTS AND DON’T LISTEN TO NOBODY
I AM YOUR FATHER, I AM YOUR REAL TRUE FATHER
IT SO HAPPENED THAT I HAD TO GIVE YOU UP TO FOSTER PARENTS IN SWEDEN IN 2003
BECAUSE I WAS ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR TRUE MOTHER DIED OF AIDS
WHEN I WAS CURED OF ALCOHOLISM, NOT A DAY WENT BY THAT I DIDN'T TRY TO FIND YOU
AND BRING YOU BACK
GRETA COME BACK TO ME AND STAY
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR DARLING DAUGHTER GRETA!

(c) STAS BARETSKY FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:17

that one time Miles O'Brien kept trivially criticizing a Cardassian engineer because he couldn't really let go of his hate for Cardassians and she wanted to bang him because to Cardassians that's weapons-grade flirting

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 19:41

Nam contra, punitis ingeniis, gliscit auctoritas.

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:48

You touched the ball with your hands, now come with us to the house of the undying.

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 00:00

You also need to know that they are terribly annoying. And that black dragons will, at every opportunity, carry them off and bugger them until they die from internal bleeding (with prodigious use of Cure spells to keep them alive longer). Note that black dragon semen, at the DM's discretion, does acid damage.

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 00:50

Kōji Ishii (石井 康嗣 Ishii Kōji), real name Kōji Ishii (石井 浩司 Ishii Kōji) is the Japanese voice actor of Mr. Kimura in the Azumanga Daioh anime. He was born on July 1, 1960 in Wakayama (like the character Osaka), Wakayama Prefecture, Japan. Ishii is currently affiliated with Vi-Vo. Other roles of his include Bleach, Hunter x Hunter, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Genshiken, Skip Beat!, Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fushigi Yugi, School Rumble, Shaman King, Kaleido Star, Detective Conan and One Piece. He has also appeared in several video games. He enjoys freshwater fishing and his blood type is A.

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 13:54

This video is a brief but in depth look at Weenies in level design and what they are used for. We look at using weenies in game design and game development to direct the player's interest, allow the player to re-orient themselves in the world after getting side tracked, act as a goal to progress towards and also show the progress through a level the player may be makin

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 15:01

мокрый лес

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 21:26

Police in Berlin have broken up a 600-strong party as coronavirus restrictions continue to curb German festivities.

Berlin police tweeted that the "fetish party" in the capital "probably ended unsatisfactorily" for the attendees. The venue was too small for the crowd to socially distance, they said.

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:10

>>525
Place your bets on whether it was scat or bondage?

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 23:30

>>526
The news article says "most participants were not wearing masks" so I'm leaning towards scat.

If it were anywhere besides Germany I wouldn't be sure though

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