[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 17:34

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 17:35

Wait, I'm an idiot, I forgot to put the last one on.
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 19:13

Cute girl posting in the wrong thread.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 21:24

legalize gay weed 1994

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 05:50

So guys, what are your opinions on wojakposting?

I must confess that I find it a trifle tiresome myself.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 06:32

>>5 i've hated wojaks, pepes/frogs, and dogeposting ever since they became a thing but they won't fucking go away

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 07:09

In some of these old threads that got bumped, I recognise posts I made 4000 days ago. Isn't that crazy

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 07:14


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9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 15:08

Sometimes I go to imgur dot com to leech their bandwidth and I catch a glimpse of an advice animal and have to reflect on my actions.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 02:13

why is it called a top level domain if it comes at the end of the url

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 04:33

>>10 The internet is run by arabs

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 11:25

>>10 it was named after android namespaces

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 14:14

give us this day our daily pizza-crust

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 20:22

milslurp

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 23:21

I feel empty...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 23:39

>>15
you should eat something

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 06:30

you know the joke about how the worst version of bob dylan songs is the one by bob dylan?

i feel that way about zun sometimes

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 19:22

visual basic 6

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 19:33

Fuck google.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 01:58

My head hurts.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 02:20

i've been sweaty lately and i don't know why

i mean, it's probably just stress from playing games more competitively than before, but i don't know it's that.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 02:42

NEED TO VOMIT.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 03:22

ok i vomited guys everything is a-okay 😎👍

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 04:25

i'm way behind on my lore

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 01:09

Why would google assume that a video called "sex crazed ponies" is intended for kids?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 03:21

I thought I made a thread here about the corona virus but I can't find it.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 03:25

>>26
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1584316870/? It got pushed off the front page by the coomer spammer bumping a bunch of old threads.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 16:07

Oh no, I missed my chance to >>14GET

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 18:26

Everything gets worse forever.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 20:01

Don't worry, there's still >>88GET for you to snipe. You big gay Hitler you.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9718 04:44

The Sussman more like the sus man.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 07:51

>go to event
>bring camera because it's a fun hobby
>get great seat, take tons of photos with event organizer's blessing
>never taken photos of this particular thing before, turns out it's quite difficult
>accept it as an opportunity to practice and grow as a photographer
>spend ridiculous amount of time sorting, culling, and editing after the event because it really was tons of photos
>actually genuinely proud of some of them
>throw the best ones in a zip file, upload to host
>send link to event organizer, some friends, and a private board for this particular thing, explicitly asking for honest feedback for growth purposes
>wait a day
>"I love that one shot"
>a few voiceless thumbs up at the board
>zero other response
>not even acknowledgement of receipt by organizer
>come on, at least say if they suck or not, that was a lot of work
>wait a couple more days
>still zero other response
>hmm, is anyone even looking at this?
>check file access logs on host
>two downloads, total

Oh.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 11:14

I'm cute.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 11:25

"To all NEETs and Hikkis, get fucked."

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 12:46

punching down my inner egg by lifting weights and eating eggs

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 13:49

nobody owes it to you to help you get better at your hobby, just keep practicing

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 15:25

>>36
Certainly, but I think you can understand that it's still a disappointment when someone who promises to do so doesn't.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 15:26

(which I realize I didn't mention, but yes, that was part of the experience)

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 17:13

photography is like that for me as well. takes tons of time and nobody seems to care. it's still cool and fun. try getting your good shots printed sometime. cheap as chips; around here i can get 4x6 prints for 10 cents each, and i get frames at the thrift shop or dollar store

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 21:51

TAIWAN NUMBER 1

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 05:59

>>39
Yeah, I've had some prints made. Got a few on my wall, even. There's definitely something satisfying about turning my work into a tangible product. I have a few empty photo albums I got at a yard sale, maybe I should fill one with just these shots.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 15:42

can someone do some fanart of my Irish-Egyptian original character named O'Siris

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 21:31

perceived punitive motives of dentists

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 23:14

You are DQN.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 08:59

keeps putting me with retired ex-masters when i'm silver at best

gaem is ded

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 09:23

cards against humanity is just a masturbatory "which of our jokes do you think are funniest" with no room for player creativity

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 10:09

I'm warm inside.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 15:23

good morning fellow idiots

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 15:34

>>48
Good morning, dumbass.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 17:32

>>48, >>49
Mornin' fuckfaces.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 17:54

DQN is me.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 19:08

>>48 >>49 >>50 >>51

Ohayou, dokyuns.

53 Name: vc: dang : 1993-09-9723 06:11

ヽ( ゚ヮ・)ノ imagine thinkng

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 07:22

Why doesnt the OP list thread #34?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 08:53

because >>1 is an idiot

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 12:24

Why doesn't >>54 see >>2?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 13:50

>>56
Perhaps they clicked "Last 50 posts" instead of "Entire thread".

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 14:38

hhhhhhhhhhhiiiiii lime by

59 Name: 🍤 : 1993-09-9723 21:44

koishi

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 20:52

"Yeah, but I've won coin flips before"

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 01:56

I'm stupid.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 15:55

starting a social media account for my honest political thoughts & packaging it as satire

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 07:40

When people say "literal" in the hyperbolic sense and not for something that literally happened, I like to pretend they said "littoral" so it's still wrong but for a funnier reason

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 07:44

Actually any time and not just misusing it. That guy's a littoral pædophile XD Captcha: haw haw haw

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 07:48

>>64 If he was caught kiddy-diddling at the beach then that's a great pun, for shore

66 Name: vc: sass : 1993-09-9727 11:54

with mosaic censorship over her blanket

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 03:54

idiocracy is not isekai, the guy just has the same predicament

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 10:33

I fart into a cup and give it to you to drink

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 20:14

What's isekai even, is it that anime guy who created absolutely beautiful landscapes and was completely shit at drawing faces?..

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 23:55

>>62
sounds incredibly fresh and unique, i say go for it

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 02:00

you know those couple minutes right after your highschool graduation ceremony where it was all over and the veil drops and everyone is just kinda standing around like "ok, what now?"

the last few years of internet have felt kinda like that

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 08:13

>>71 did not graduate from high school.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 10:28

>>71
where's my internet diploma?

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 23:48

Wish someone was licking my ears right now.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 15:37

remembering how in "Peace on Earth" the last two humans shot each other and that's how they became extinct

peace at last!

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 03:49

I am an undie, and i love emailing my TA annoying questions

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 06:52

>>74 hey

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 23:57

I have many cute people in my life.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 02:11

Terrible drivers are an essential service and are working through this crisis to keep you from getting anywhere safely on time. With reduced traffic, terrible drivers are having to drive slower, veer blindly across more lanes of traffic, tailgate even closer, and stare at their phones longer at every single green light. Their hard work assures your rare trips out of the home remain unpleasant, providing a sense of normalcy in these difficult times.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 15:57

Out of curiosity: https://i.imgur.com/idcqxew.png (the vertical axis is days)

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 18:40

Oh for fuck's sake. You've already forced thousands of people to switch their email addresses, set up 2FA, and use only particular programs to access email. Yet you STILL can't filter out some bozo who has learned that he can write whatever he wants in the "From" field of the message. Right now we've got highly respected PhDs writing each other things like "My signature always has this particular quotation, but the fake messages don't have any quotations. That's how you can tell which ones are real."

Just tell us all to use PGP and configure the system to reject un-signed messages, or set up a fucking DIME server from Levison's code, or something. It would be less hassle than what you've already done and it might actually work.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 20:29

>>80
Interesting. Thank you.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 22:13

>>80 Awesome! That's so cool!

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 23:07

i want kim yo jong to step on my dick

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 09:32

I remember lurking 99chan a bit 10 years ago, they had a Dance board where we talked about tektonik and jumpstyle. Ahh memories...

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 18:52

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 21:39

>>85 i miss /cccp/ and /reich/, i remember one day they combined them into like a nazbol board or something

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 02:34

>>86
Check under the bed.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 06:17

There is a knot in the faux-wood of my apartment's flooring that looks uncannily like the head of a man wearing dark glasses and a fake nose, framed by a sunburst-esque decoration. Either the human mind is primed for facial recognition, or I should start a cult.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 09:23

>>87 Dancing with distant friends is a lot more fun, but not as fun as dancing very close to friends

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 10:30

balls

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 15:07

My life so far can be divided pretty cleanly into 2 year segments based on my mental state. So far we've had the age of paranoia, the age of anger, the age of depression and the age of stress, right now we're in the age of lethargy. I can just smell the age of fun over the horizon.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 00:42

Right now I'm in the age of swollen nuts

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 05:45

I'm in the age of smoke weed everyday

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 05:56

the age of autism
the age of acting like i'm 12
the age of... aquarius

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:56

I oscillate between 6-8 month cycles of "If I take the time to clear my head, I'll feel better" and "Oh, so that's what I was trying to forget".

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 09:11

the age of september

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 10:34

tfw you win a sniper duel and the other guy immediately deletes himself from the match

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 10:52

The age of abject terror.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:50

Who the fuck is raiding us this time?

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:53

you

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 17:41

>>100 It's interesting on an anonymous textboard how obvious it is when there are new visitors, isn't it? I guess they'll either lurk and learn what it means to be member (not affiliate) or get board and sod off.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 17:49

>>102 which posts indicate new visitors?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:26

What's the pedigree of this apogee?

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:47

>>102 What does it mean to be member?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:56

>>102 why is the date 1993

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 20:39

>>102 I'm gonna get the 1000get on this thread

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 21:39

>>107 me too

109 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9737 01:19

>>105
Ok, the Pax Tsukuru is an organization, and sites whose owners believe in the eventual symbiosis between the various communities around the globe are it's "members". We have a unique neutrality policy that allows this to work.

If you don't know what the Pax Tsukuru is, the primary reason that it hasn't "shown up on the map" is because the elitist superstructure finds it distasteful.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 07:10

>>109 Why does the elitist superstructure find it distasteful? Does it mean the elitist superstructure doesn't have peaceful intentions?

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 21:56

Allo

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 06:07

that mspaint image of a fat guy in a t-shirt that says "anime pro" but it says "yoshinoya pro" instead

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 20:33

early bird gets that worm but the early worm finds a spot in early bird's stomach and can't escape from it

rome wasn't built in a day, but it fell in one

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 20:34

god i hope that hot girl gets put in charge of north korea but i don't think it will happen

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 20:42

The early bird catches the worm, does the worm think that's the way we all go?

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 21:52

New morning. He stopped growing taller five years ago. >>112 checked his
height as usual. No change. He was 163.0 cm tall yesterday. Now it was
162.8 cm. Even in recession, and young as >>112 was, he was promoted to the
manager of a Yoshinoya franchisee. But his height was just 162.8 cm. Even a
bit potbellied now.

Of course, his answer to others was always 165 cm. Nobody would find a
difference, just a few centimeters. Even for trivial matters, he pretended.
He talked to a friend over a lunch that he hanged out with college girls,
but a friend simply ignored him.

He had been short since he was a child. He never forgot to drink milk.
Nothing happened. He once started a thread asking if he could gain height
after 20 years, only to face with bad languages saying "Just give up!" and
"Cut off your wire and your wrist." and alike. He faked a massage like "I
grew 5 cm taller after 30 years." but something remained empty.

He always felt being looked down. Today like in other days, he must be
looked down. He booted up the PC. To let out his frustration he chose the 4
channel. Here >>112 can look down upon others.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 11:49

The early bird dies of intestinal parasites, because not every worm was created equal

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 10:47

Wish somebody would cuddle me and stroke my hair and tell me everything's going to be okay.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 11:26

that movie about a japanese lady trying to make it in finland and her first customer is a poor weeb with no friends so he doesn't directly bring any business in

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 12:39

Just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 00:42

All of my thoughts involve the internet

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 14:35

The most annoying way to respond to any discussion about piss jugs is to smarmily imply that the other person drinks the piss

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 17:24

My boomer dad keeps paying for communist propaganda and I don't understand why.

They give that shit away for free, comrade.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 18:31

PENGUIN.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 18:57

bearded vulture

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 21:54

Great tit

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 22:44

so has anyone in here died yet please raise your hand if you have died

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 23:20

Does being dead inside count

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 09:47

I've lost a granny and an auntie this month

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 21:36

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 00:48

>>130 Harsh...

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 05:11

>>129
I'm so sorry and please take care

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 09:26

literally every character from every disgaea game is playable/unlockable/at least fightable in every other disgaea game, EXCEPT yukimaru

FREE HER

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 10:32

>>133
Kana Ueda's fees probably got jacked up over 9000x since Disgaea 2 and NIS doesn't want to pay them.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 11:14

Being alive sucks ass.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 01:13

>>134
i mean i imagine its the same for yukari tamura, what they did in disgaea 5 was just recycle like 2 or 3 voiced lines for all the characters from the older games

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9745 03:43

that cursed 90s 3D aesthetic

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 05:38

I wonder if the Smosh guys, or any other big youtube star that appeals to children has ever thought of the possibility that a kid that died right after watching one of their videos (which has definitely happened at least once or twice), and that kid's death dream right before their brain shuts down stars his two favorite internet stars, Ian and Anthony. If I was Smosh, I'd want to watch those dreams.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 23:18

Kinda wish I was just a cute girl's pet.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9748 22:49

The smegmathon

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 23:05

Don stepped outside

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 01:00

Dave's not here, man.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 02:32

Have you ever been mellow?

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 03:21

Self-inflicted trauma by imaginary CBT

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 03:40

There are so many "automatic red flag" sorts of things people say.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 10:29

>>145
hi, i'm xi jinping, the president of the people's republic of china

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 13:08

Ghetto reënactors reliving that drive-by shooting of july '86

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 16:56

nic fit nic fit nic fit nic fit

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 17:04

What does it mean?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 18:15

>>149 Information Technology

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 04:18

>>150
Did you know that the I in Information Technology stands for Internet?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 04:18

RIP iichan

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 08:24

There is no "eye" in "Internet".

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 09:35

Blondie's "The Tide Is High" is a cover, it was originally by the Paragons - black men.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 11:07

Useless.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 17:35

>>146
Hi, xi jinping, the president of the people's republic of china. It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 19:15

das ist kein knoife

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 18:59

neeD MUSCLE WiTCH

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 03:04

Nothing makes you a new man like puking.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 16:42

So that stuff in the background of LLS stage 5 is not actually reticles but fluorescent clocks.
My life makes sense now.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 21:20

Sanishining: the act of making bootleg sanitizer.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 21:23

"Bush is a sucker for the sunk-cost fallacy" is the most 2000s headline I've ever seen.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 23:45

I disagree but

I do respect the fuck out of that statement.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 04:57

Keep on coming back to the fact that in his diaries 1959-60 Italo Calvino complains about the fact that all the pretty girls in San Francisco professed to be lesbians. You think he was just that sexually aggressive? I wouldn't turn down sex with him and I'm a straight man and also he died 34 years ago.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 14:27

Somebody cross-references previous threads even hundreds of posts into the current one... It's spooky

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 22:17

the name entry field in dragons dogma is too short, i wanted to play as "jack conundrum" and "continue-chan"

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 08:34

5ch blocks foreign IPs on the English speaking boards as well.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 23:23

I should wash my hair.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 08:57

a 6th sense that tells you when jews are near, call it the heebie-jeebies

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 14:37

What are you talking about >>169-san, there are always JEWS near

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 15:31

>>168
Andrew W.K. doesn't wash his hair, and I think he is a great person to model yourself after.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 00:57

If you say you want freedom but also want "degenerate" things banned you're a hypocrite and also a retard

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 07:38

ok, this idiot didn't kill himself. he just logged off or is ignoring me. that's a good thing.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:09

i want to grope a cute boy

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:17

just mush his cheeks and thighs and butt with my big calloused hands like cute boy play-doh

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:27

chasers are really gross

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 10:08

>>176 I think they're great, I'll never forget my friend's face when I first explained the concept to him!

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 18:01

>>176 how do you drink tequila then

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 18:54

Cobalt Blue jewjutsu technique

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 18:55

>>173
What happened, whom were you mean to?

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 20:04

>>176 not a chaser just gay alright god

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 20:30

My favourite chaser story is the one where he got viciously fucked in a park and then while he was crying in the fetal position the giver was like "haha you have HIV now" and pissed on him. He got what he wanted then realised he really didn't want it.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 21:07

>>178 rectally

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 21:42

wait i thought you guys were referring to "tranny-chasers" not bugchasers

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 22:11

>>184 i just learned about bug chasers from this thread but the person i was thinking about when i posted >>176 also wouldn't shut up about being on PrEP so he was probably both lol.

>>181 i am glad that you aren't a chaser and hope you can find a cute boyfriend to mush.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 23:10

my feet hurt

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 23:52

I should be in bed already.

I mean, I am in bed, but I should be asleep already.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 00:31

Yeah virginia woolf is such an eloquent writer that reading this book is intimidating which is somehow appealing but it's also so richie rich that i wanna throw it out

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 00:51

extremely cool how every single long-running rpg/doujin series gets turned into a fucking gacha scam whale milker phone game now

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 02:54

>>189
link to the "victim girls" fucking gacha scam whale milker phone game? i missed it

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 04:28

i have once again jerked off to something completely unsatisfying.
hate real porn so much.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 04:29

Is loli porn really a gateway to real stuff?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 06:26

i feel empty

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 09:01

i feel so fucking full, and i'm still hungry

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 09:01

good news: i can SHIT again.
bad news: i am now starving.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 13:12

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 13:14

jews:

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 13:16

news:my name is squeeks and i donated to ISIS

199 Name: Shii : 1993-09-9760 15:27

I joined the Zaitokukai and am devoting my life to their glorious nipponese cause

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 17:57

I think a lot about my penguin.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 20:10

news:my name is squeeks and i donated to IRS

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 03:30

I can't stop wondering what my life would have been like if my family loved me.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 08:53

I'd just like to be able to call a seller of goods "merchant" without sounding antisemitic.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 01:33

i wish i could pull my prostate out and wring it out over the sink, it feels so gunked up in there i can hardly piss

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 07:07

>>204
That doesn't sound too good. Better examine it. The surgery for removing parts of it hurts like hell. Please don't get into that stage.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 22:07

>>204 try long needle-nosed pliers.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 18:19

house house house house house

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 20:32

fujoshi girlfriend who's ok with you cheating but only if it's with another boy and only if she gets to watch

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:10

Imagine being born past 1993

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:21

>>209 i can't cook, all i know is be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:31

>>208

>fujoshi girlfriend [...]

fate worse than death

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 22:31

didn't think about "strega nona" since 1992, to the point i forgot the title and barely remember the plot, then come across two completely unrelated references to it within the span of two hours

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 04:25

Rare events happen constantly

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 17:54

now i'm feeling lonely-- god damn-- my mind is playing tricks on me

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:13

pervasive guerrilla children's book ad campaign!

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:18

should i learn to cook kimchi?

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:32

>>216 do you mean like, learn how to make it yourself from cabbage? there's nothing much to "cooking" it, just throw it on the side of the plate with some meat and rice.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 00:30

>>217 hell yeah man. like with one of those huge glass tupperwares in my fridge

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-9766 12:55

( ˃ ヮ˂) Bizarre gory sex rituals for an imagined higher spectator!

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 13:33

I'm sick of this quarantine bullshit, I just want to cuddle my boyfriend and then get fucked into oblivion by him.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 15:00

why is there a whole emoji category for transportation. it's a globalist plot??????

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 16:29

>>216 it can be kind of space-intensive, but hey if you love it or need it to taste a particular way, then go for it (some people like it in a semi-fizzy state when you chew it; can't get that from a jar)

technically you could just befriend an ajumma, they'll hook ya up

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:51

>>221
The Unicode Consortium is one of the best examples I know of for the globalist paradigm. An organization starts out with a concrete, desirable goal (allow uniform representation of the characters needed to describe historical, international documents). Good progress is made, and everyone signs on board.

Then the organization switches from pursuing the initial, stated goal to simply prolonging its own existence. Problems (Han unification, homoglyph attacks) go unaddressed, additional feature creep pushes complexity onto software implementations.

Since the organization has adopted a goal that touches such a large number of people, of course there will be some users who are discontent with the decisions. The UC can't please everyone, so they default to pleasing the largest voices: corporations and donors. But those corporations don't care about the issues. They only donate to the UC for PR purposes.

So the result is an organization that doesn't care about fixing anything, funded by corporations that don't care about fixing anything, deriving power because the public vaguely remembers and approves of the goal that nobody is pursuing. The corporations request changes, the UC holds conferences and updates documents, but nobody in the loop actually cares about the result beyond technical curiosity. No problem is being solved.

TL;DR of course. Today they force U+1F688 LIGHT RAIL into your font library, tomorrow they sentence your family to hard labor camps because you hummed a forbidden tune.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 19:06

>>223
Lol i want a unicode extension for stroke order so i can write japanese kanji with the taiwanese stroke order and vice versa to annoy people. Are u a corporation that can fund this request at the unicode illuminati meeting. Pls and tyvm

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 19:09

I do appreciate ur pt about the homoglyphs and han unification if it helps

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 20:37

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety from mojibake, deserve neither Liberty nor 闍アル繝・繝シ繧オ繧." - Ben域擲莠ャ莠碑 Fra螟ァ繧貞女縺代※縲∵

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9767 10:34

I don't want to...

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9767 16:30

4 years since the murder, but I can't post a wikipedia link because 4-ch is trying to censor it.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:49

>>220

>quarantine

What the fuck are you roleplayers talking about this time? Go back to your basement and LARP about the apocalypse and orcs with giant dicks you nerd

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 06:28

It's almost 100 degrees and using the computer makes my room swelter.
I hate summer, I live in NH and it still sucks.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 10:34

black elves matter

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 00:18

>>204 here

about a day after i wrote this post i went to the urologist and he gave me an antibiotic, i took the first dose, laid in bed for a while, then had a wank and the cum that came out was about the color and consistency of apricot jam, but now i feel great and all the pressure and feelings of being "stopped up" are gone

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 00:31

thanks for reading

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 02:49

Stop fursecuting

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 09:01

>>232 That's cool! Apricot jam!

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 22:42

Crabs are cool.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 23:19

intergender wrasslin illuminati meeting

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:21

SANJI! MESHI MESHI~

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 04:32

old and busted: rei clones
new hotness: asagi clones

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 15:53

butt nutter

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 00:40

thank you for your service, dude who autistically curates the wikipedia thread to make sure no one accidentally posts a link that someone else posted 8 years ago

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 05:18

For a very long time I thought "ACAB" stood for "assigned cop at birth."

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 06:40

Aaron Caresses Adolescent Boys

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 07:57

do you think mc ride knows who anthony fantano is and thinks he's a fucking dork

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 08:34

>>241 As I said, it's not in case someone accidentally posts duplicates, I just find it interesting that these particular topics make multiple appearances here, they must be *EXTRA DQN QUALITY*

I don't search the previous threads looking out for reposts, I see the title or read the first sentence and think "Wait, I already know about this, and there's only one place I could have learned it from" and sure enough it's come up before!

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 12:56

Can't believe I'm still alive.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 14:14

i worry that we near the end times, yet i havent done anything cool enough to justify my existence during them

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 15:49

>>247
The end times were long ago. We are the abandoned watch slowly ticking down its last winding, the video game left running overnight by accident, the legacy server walled up inside a janitorial closet because nobody cares.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 17:06

>>245 i was only being like 33% sarcastic, i too think it's interesting which articles get reposted the most. something in them speaks to the nebulous soul of what it is to be "DQN".

vc: pozz

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 21:28

alright, here's a spicy, dogshit take:
pepe is to 4chan, what mona is to 2channel.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:36

>>250
pepe is giko; mona is wojak

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:44

teh rei is to DQN what Tablecat is to SAoVQ

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:49

don't think, feel

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 23:25

>>250 Mona was conceived on 2channel but Pepe was taken from an existing comic

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 23:29

Boys with long-ish messy hair are very sexy.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 00:41

Boy, do I have news for you this season.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 00:46

>>251
This is a better take since both Mona and Wojak started out as responses to people on the interne with too much time on their hands, though Wojak (Warrior) came from a short-lived Polish imageboard before it was sent to Krautchan and spread to 4chan a la Spurdo.

258 Name: Boys who INVITE a pantsing!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-9772 01:26

Pantsing, or depantsing, as we called it in my old school, was considered a harmless tradition, which everyone – except the boy being pantsed – found amusing, and that included the teachers, and most especially, the girls in the adjoining school. In the article it is unclear if the boys’ underpants are removed or just his trousers. It was always both in my experience, and indeed in my town, there would be little discomfort proceeding purely from mere trouser removal. The rules were that only the boys who were in the First Grade could be pantsed, and then only if they were pre-pubescent. Typically, after some playful monkey business on the part of the newbie, he would be seized by a group of older “hearties”, have his trousers and pants removed, and quite often his shirt as well. Then, he would be carried to the middle of the school ground, usually near and sometimes right in the girls’ grounds, and left there to make his way as best he might.

As is common in many institutions, the youngest forms were the – usually benign – target of all sorts of pranks and japes, and so it was that the 12 year olds suffered this indignity. It’s a sort of rite of passage, and the victim’s humiliation was alleviated by his knowledge that he would be neither the first nor last to be pantsed in public, and that it would soon be HIS turn to do the same to the incoming forms that followed him. Other rules were that the boy could in no way be harmed or hurt, that the act had to be done in a good-natured, jocular fashion, and that only boys who were lively, healthy, and cheeky were fair game.

One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girls’ grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girls’ basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boys’ and girls’ schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.

The Simpson’s, a cartoon that has touched on many themes never dealt with elsewhere, has an episode in which one of the characters – Martin – brings about his own unbreeching, as he frankly admits to himself. The incident reminded me vividly of the mild exhibitionism of my own schoolboy skylarking. A brief screenplay can be found here:

http://simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/1F22.html

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 02:50

i remember when there were two common pepes and basically no rare pepes.

I feel like one of those people who knew bitcoin was a thing but didn't have a single dollar to my name so I couldn't hop on that. Because I was.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 03:59

Matt Drudge
Terry Tao
Perez Hilton

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 04:39

>>255 yes they are, where can i get one

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 08:48

>>259 Me too to both! I remember downloading all the Boys Club strips and pulling my shorts all the way down to pee before people started to say "Feels good man!" (before it was an alt.right thing). Anyone seen the movie? Is it any good?

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 10:30

>>262

>pulling my shorts all the way down to pee

I used to do that until 3rd grade.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 18:10

>>263 Feels good man!

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 18:36

I’d be fine with any boyfriend but long-ish messy hair seems nice.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 19:27

posting "plz fuck me sephy-sama" is a lot more concise and to the point, you know

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 02:19

I miss finding webcomics entertaining.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 03:22

mosfets make me horny

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 11:24

We're not very good at existing.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 12:38

i love it when i discover something unexpected on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the day

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 17:21

I love it when I discover a new community on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the month

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:05

DQN is like DQN but without the DQN.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:06

DQN will probably never be DQN again

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:59

vc: mabe a little late, but with the 10,000th coming up, wouldn't that be a neat date for a new dqn release?

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 19:30

It would be really cool to get a new default name on the big 10,000

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 19:57

Make album people nice nice nice nice nice

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 20:16

help, how do i made music

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 20:47

i'm actually a little worried that due to the fact that computers were only programmed to deal with 4-digit dates, the numbers are gonna "over-flow" (hackers call this a "buffer over-flow") and computers around the world will all break at the same date creating a massive "traffic jam" on the "internet super-highway".

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>274-275, should liquidate your bitcoin and reinvest it in gold bullion

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 23:41

Ever since I shoved that phylactery up my ass, whenever I'd jerk myself off a wraith would issue from out of my urethral meatus and I'd have to pay a cleric to get it dispelled. I'm running out of gold pieces and underpants. Please send help.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:25

.@pokemon Eevee lives matter

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:35

need a medium-length messy hair twink to dote on like a mother hen

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:40

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 14:45

i be shittin, because that's what i be doing

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 16:05

i want to shit really badly but i'm on a zoom call

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 03:30

>>278 i feel like someone will probably fix that issue sometime within the next eight thousand years, but who knows

vc: cope

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 19:16

thinking about boy butts again

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 03:57

the virgin dumbshit on social media with an old money name (not related so not rich, thousands of followers, doesn't realize he's an embarrassment, tinfoil hat people yell at him)
vs.
the chad old money family website (nicely designed, boring-ass family website content, nothing controversial, nobody reads it, hasn't been updated in a few years)

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 17:02

BRING BACK GENMAY

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 04:25

Alright, I'm going to have a panic attack right when I click "Reply" but then I'll fall asleep in 3 minutes.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 14:24

Maybe I'll lay off the drugz for a few days.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 20:29

Wait, the wizards were gay?

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:12

wizardry is kind of gay if you ask me

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:14

Sleep on this boob.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:31

spacemona

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:52

i won't go into detail but it's very horny

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 05:19

it carries out and is w

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 05:40

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298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 10:30

Infant genital mutilation? Cut that shit out!

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 17:43

Italicised text looks nice.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 19:21

When I see an italic I give it a little lick.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 20:42

Poopums, the magical wonder

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 01:04

Kim petras's vagine

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 10:29

Anal supremacy

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 12:51

my water bottle has an expiration time of 13:37

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 05:08

The Autonomous Zone of DQN @ 4-ch

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 13:47

219 days until dokyuuns' great awakening

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 16:57

Nothing is fun any more.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 17:02

>>307 Rocket League is great fun!

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 19:59

YouTube auto-CC: ungrammatical nonsense that only kinda sounds like what was said
Also YouTube auto-CC: exact Internet meme spelling and metal umlauts

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 20:28

>>306
I'm sure buy the 10,000th day we'll finally get to October

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:33

how come if i'm an older woman who's into 20 year old boys i'm a "cougar" and it's cute and quirky but if i'm an older man who likes the same i'm a "faggot" and it's creepy and weird

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:34

no one is talking about this

vc: mote

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:38

the current eternal UNIX date (the number of days elapsed since 1970-01-01 00:00) is 1970-01-18424

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:55

>>311 Cougars are creepy and weird, not that there's anything wrong with that

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:55

>>313
Let us take a moment to consider the fact that over 50% of all history has taken place within this last month.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 02:57

>>311
cougars are gross no matter what, old gays can at least get buff

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 09:11

>>316 A buff old gay man would still be an old gay man

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 13:14

I should do my nails...

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 15:17

Spiderman in spiderland

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 00:13

加齢臭

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 06:09

1812
AHAB

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 08:09

How come you can easily find videos of people old and young doing retarded shit from all over the world: USA, EU, Russia, wherever - but not from Japan? If something is Japanese, it's the same comics from TV shows. What is it, some kind of a strict censorship? Brainwashing? Are they trying to create an image of a lawful, obedient country, borderline robots?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 08:53

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 20:03

whenever i see a twitter otaku couple, i wonder what they are going to look like as they hit their midlife crises (and older age, retirement etc)

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 00:18

1994 is gonna be my year

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 00:38

gaynus

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 02:13

Every time I'm 75% through a project, I discover a trick that would have made it 150% less time-consuming.

The trick never relates to future projects somehow.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 03:00

torrenting/mass downloading was the original idle game.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 14:59

using a download manager and hoping it wasn't a trojan because "free" dial-up meant you had no hope of FTP-ing that damned file in one sitting

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 22:49

My life is fuck.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 10:49

Foreword

This book is about Touhou girls genderswapped to shotas who then have gay sex.
This is not a futa book.
This is not a straight shota book.

It's a gay sex shota book.

Know this before reading.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 18:53

>>331
what book is this from?

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 19:47

>>332
the good one

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 22:30

>>327 I can relate.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 23:07

>>332 the holy Quran

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 06:17

lemme just spin up the whole-ass JRE to show you a banner ad

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 11:49

I'm not one of those.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 12:09

"Void where prohibited", it said, so now I'm a registered sex offender.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 20:49

MUNKY CHEEZ

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 00:35

>>341 I disagree

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 01:30

>>340 you're smart, funny, and beautiful and your life is worth living

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 01:52

i've gained weight the past few weeks despite working out but my belly is smaller and my chest, arms & legs are bigger, iĺl take it

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 03:12

Oh my wacom tablet, i luv u

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 17:46

Rape an Ape

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 22:19

bepis

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 17:43

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 20:24

gaynus

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 21:32

i hate horses
worst of all the animals

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 22:31

>>348
Aren't they your friends?

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 00:03

>>349
they're my fiends

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 01:23

They're large and lumpy, and you have to go outside to appreciate them.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 02:53

horseburgers

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 08:32

>>346 Only from wartime comics
>>352 Tasty! Big juicy burger de cheval ( ˃ ヮ˂)

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 14:41

and lastly, horses await us in HELL

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 14:44

let me sleep

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 15:25

i wish i was a girl so i could peg cute boys

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 17:05

Why is Skunny a squirrel?

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 18:35

if anything, ND should be paying us $60 to watch their ryona vid

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 16:05

¡El maricon!

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 18:59

disgusting vaginae

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 19:02

Memories.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 21:56

>>353
I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED A ROYALE WITH A CHEESE

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 21:58

>>346
i learned about Vera Lynn from that song and, now I'm all grown up, I don't like it or the rest of the album very much

i;m a grown ass hater

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 07:39

What a lovely mental breakdown I had last night.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 11:14

brahmin indian woman whose family owns a literal slave plantation back home, speaking to a third generation descendant of ukrainian serfs: you are privileged because of your pale skin

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 22:45

saw a thumbnail of what looked like an anime girl squeezing out a turd but it turned out she was just being fucked by a disembodied black cock

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9792 20:05

Kentucky Jelly

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9792 23:42

cute girl cute girl cute girl cute girl

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 00:24

tendies stage of humanity

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 07:37

i am not moving from this toilet until i know i can shit and do not have constipation

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 16:52

imoutorola

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 18:03

A Capcom VS Square Enix fighting game. I'd like to play as one of the female bodyguards from Dragon Quest III.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 20:22

throw that bussy

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 23:47

taste my SCOBY

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 04:38

Why can't you just leave me alone furiously picking my nose

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 12:05

c'mon, post more

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 12:53

Eat shit, you gay baboon

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 14:57

>>373 Didya ever play EHRGEIZ?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 18:42

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 19:19

i deleted 250 gigabytes of anime. now i'll read manga. i regret nothing

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 22:28

i love driving, everyone is always so nice and gives way to me

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 09:17

Gee, I hope the CIA doesn't find the seven-volume set of Tranny Hitler / Furry Göbbels slashfic that I wrote during the COVID-19 quarantine.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 12:40

>>376 believe you me I'm trying

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 22:42

tightly grip my dork

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 22:49

i would have expected at least a little more activity considering the circumstances, but it seems like it's gone the opposite direction instead

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 01:58

Life is tough. My T style is tougher

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 09:17

>>386 What circumstances?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 17:32

>>388
I think >>386​-san means all the newbies flooding in thanks to AOL.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 08:02

My Asterix Roman name is Enormous Penus

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 09:44

>>386
The Internet is like, so over.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 13:40

>>379
It was okay. However, a game made mostly by Capcom would have been better.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 15:43

I joined a discord in an effort to be more social, but has it worked?

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 16:06

I want a fuckin' 4-egg meat lover's omelette and there's nobody out there to serve me one because of this goddamn plague I HATE THIS YEAR WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN IN AN ELECTION YEAR oh that's right democrats never mind

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 17:54

raising chickens to make the MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 19:38

technically, any hen is the mother of all omelettes

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 22:37

You say "OMELETTE" but I'm a CHICKEN
Born on a farm and raised by a hen

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 00:50

grab 'em by the vc: puse

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 01:01

>>397 Classic!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 01:02

I wonder if that dude with the dulcimer is still kicking about...

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 02:26

Ostrich egg omelet...

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 04:38

Ostrich jousting

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 09:22

farting penis

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 10:39

saying "clout" is cringe
"cringe" as a noun or adjective is cringe

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 16:50

the bone of my sword, hehehehehehehehehe

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 21:01

I have to watch so much porn to get my libido up and one simple distraction takes away all of it.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 00:01

Why the fuck would i care what u thots would say

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 00:34

>>406
Take a month off. Seriously. No Jackin' July. Lift weights instead. You'll be amazed at the results.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 01:48

self-flanderization through social media

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 02:51

seamen on a Kancolle girl

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 04:20

no-jerk january
nofap february
masturbationless march
abstinent april
may you not beat your meat may
just stop june
no jackin' july
ascendant august
semen retention september
no onanism october
no nut november
don't touch dick december

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 19:28

I've masturbated 4 times this year

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:20

Jerk-off January
Fapping February
Masturbating March
Addicted April
Manustuprating May
Jackin' June
Jaculatin' July
Autoerotic August
Sinistral September
Onanistic October
Naugahyde November
Dracula December

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 09:38

I tried running Folding@Home, but my computer proved to be too slow to finish work units before the deadline.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 21:12

>>412
congratulations, I think?

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 08:34

just got my foreskin snibbed... can finally see my glans for the first time

vc: pube

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 14:40

I'm not a homophobe-- my favourite dildo is gay!

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 16:39

as much as i like the idea of impregnating a cute boy and all the images around of anime traps holding pregnancy tests, a male testing positive on an at-home pregnancy test usually indicates testicular cancer...

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 03:36

Maybe this knowledge will be useful in the future(?)

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 08:29

catpanions

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 12:22

>>411,413
brilliant

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 17:57

There's a cute girl in my bed.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 18:22

Is she frosting a cake with her butt?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 19:37

>>423
Not at present, no.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 20:12

>>424
Well, keep us informed.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 23:34

i live for that roughly six day stretch between when a cool internet stranger takes an interest in me and wants to talk to me and when they realize im actually dull and stupid and boring and dont want to talk to me anymore

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 23:45

this happens to me at least a couple times a year

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 00:11

>>426 I miss talking with the gal who I was in contact with for 3 years like that but she cancelled herself

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 02:49

I love... Symmetry... so i split his face in half

430 Name: awdawd : 1993-09-9804 03:42

awdawdawdawd

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 04:52

remembering that guy in a linkshell freaking the fuck out over other people standing in "his" spot ranting about it for like an hour wishing their relatives "bone cancer" and other such impotent curses

this is probably after ranting at those people, naturally

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 09:47

Stop hurting.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 19:05

pfweeeeeeeeeeeeeePAP Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf all fucking day

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 20:24

the product code for Love Plus+ is "NTR-BOXJ-JPN" H━━━( ´_ゝ`)━━━m!!

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 09:03

anus fuck

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 15:00

I should've put more points into constitution.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 16:30

Why is Portland racist to Elks?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 07:21

POSTING FROM SLI-TAZ LINUX!

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 09:02

taw haw

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 09:56

tsu fuu

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 11:52

How come there aren't any Pink Panther memes?

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 23:02

apricot jam cumming prostatis dqn here, i got an aneros and wrang like a quarter cup of clear fluid out of my prostate, then just out of curiosity i tasted it and it was really bitter, like black coffee

i feel great now though

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 23:12

Oh.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 00:50

disgaea 6 predictions? personally i'm feeling like there's gonna be an item world, team attacks, a male lead that uses either fists or swords, a tsundere female lead, and maybe a dark assembly. thoughts?

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 01:10

It's okay to be wight.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 06:22

>>444
gacha game for phones, the most broken unit is accidentally porkmeister and nobody uses anyone else, shuts down 6 months after launch

>>445
all deaths matter

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 20:00

Glow-in-the-dark country musicians

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 22:01

Do you remember your childhood?

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 22:26

What if I remember yours?

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 09:48

>>448 Every second of it

captcha: time

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 15:23

Could Touhou chireiden/SA have been released after the Fukushima incident? or would that have been too politically incorrect

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 17:51

>>451
On one hand, I think ZUN would revise to avoid bad feels.
On the other hand, he has a Chernobyl-themed boss already.
Shitting on TEPCO for its callous ineptitude is a longstanding national tradition at this point. It's probably why Shinra is similarly named.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 19:37

teenage tomboy girl and girly shota boy playwrestling when he accidentally gets a boner

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 20:37

here's a post
are you happy now

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 00:07

>>454
yes, thank you

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 01:06

is there an easier way to exclude ALL images with ANY amount of female presence from a *booru search than "-1girl -2girls -3girls -4girls -5girls -6+girls"

solo male stuff isnt always tagged yaoi, hetero stuff isnt always tagged hetero, so neither of those is an ideal solution

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 01:29

>>456
Tag: male_focus
Might not be 100% perfect to what you're asking, but should be better than relying solely on your big minus stack.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 01:31

>>456
"-1girl -multiple_girls" should work when images are tagged properly (shitloads of them aren't, of course, especially outside danbooru). in fact, it should be equivalent to your suggested search, all the *girls tags imply multiple_girls

"-1girl -multiple_girls -breasts -pussy" is a bit more reliable at catching poorly tagged images, but not much shorter than the original

if you use danbooru, have you considered using the tag blacklist in the settings?

459 Name: 458 : 1993-09-9809 01:31

oh yeah i completely forgot male_focus existed, go me

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 02:53

>>458 i ended up using that second stack there but adding in -loli as well, seems to filter out almost everything with a vagina unless it's poorly tagged

male_focus can still include females in the image so it's not ideal either but this seems to work

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 08:54

touch the neko

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 09:01

pocket billiards

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 10:12

Fucked up, but in a good way, you know?

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 11:50

I personally hope 4chan dies, and a proper site like IIchan or 5chan is once again reborn.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 12:01

Is there anything like sovietrussia's /z/ board but not in Esperanto?

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 13:16

I personally hope 4chan dies, and so does every other imageboard ever created.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 14:27

And something like iichan or 5chan take its place!

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 15:05

And the sweet release of death takes its place.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 18:23

And a tall, muscular man forcefully takes me from behind!

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 22:08

And a Taiwanese BBS takes its place.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 00:02

kamisama mangetsu

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 01:03


         ∧_∧   ┌─────────────────
       ◯( ´∀` )◯ < As for me, it's Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan!
        \    /  └─────────────────
       _/ __ \_
      (_/   \_)
           lll

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 03:36

like swiss design to a hentai manga

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 04:18

Stylus Labs Write more like Stylus Labs Wrong... amiwrite

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 05:01

TkWWW is like the swiss army knife of gettin the pussy wet

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 05:01

it's too fucking hot

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 16:33

so where's the secret discord twitter subreddit where everyone is hanging out

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 16:39

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 04:56

SEGA Penises

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 13:41

posting.rodeo/yeehaw

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 22:45

My current thought.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 23:36

>>481
No, you're supposed to post "your current thought", not "My current thought."

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 00:42

500watt lithium battery pack oughta do'er.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 02:14

This post is about you!

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 07:53

fuck

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 09:06

can't stop drinking this tea it's too delicious it must be stopped

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 21:13

sorry did I type tea? I meant pee

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 07:35

wari wari, did I say peel? I meant eel

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 13:30

I want to be saved.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 15:26

>>489
I can save you

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 16:26

I can restore you from an automatic backup

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 17:40

i just ghosted a company hmmm

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 23:49

I really wish the python people would crack down on all the trash websites that appear whenever i'm searching for documentation

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 06:47

usalia is my daughter and i'm gonna raise her to be big and strong

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 17:22

That's not right.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 04:56

I wish I was a feline person making out with another feline person right now.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 06:44

i too want to kiss a catboy

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 06:53

Nekopara

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 19:23

I hate Portland.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:02

Tom Leykis calls it "Porkland"

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:18

Folding inwards.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:46

>>498
Nekojishi

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 00:59

>>502
thanks, bookmarked

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 09:41

heinously anus

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 09:10

the salmonella worms deep in the depths of my urethra are earthbound-inspired and half off on steam

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 17:37

I am still shit at nethack

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 19:08

I was trying to read an article in Finnish and Google translated "manpower" as "male strength"

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 21:41

I feel numb.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 06:03

wen day is dark always rember happy day

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 14:52

don't forget to subscribble

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 02:48

ok google, show me list of war crimes that horses help commit

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 03:46

i think anybody who starts a post or tweet with "trump is literally" should be executed

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 04:19

trump is literally president of the united states of america

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 06:05

trump is literally the japanese name for western-style playing cards

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 08:58

>>514 It's actually トランプ

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 10:33

>>516 That's just a matter of orthography and phonotactics. Eitango that have been in general use for a long time are still widely considered "eigo" to this day even as single words.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 11:08

>>517 So it's not "literally" "trump" then is it?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 12:10

>>518 kana literally aren't letters.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 14:19

>>519
Yeah they are dude cmon lol

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 15:05

>>520 kana are syllabograms in a syllabary, not letters in an alphabet. this is why people call them kana and not letters, or they circumlocute, because almost nobody knows the cumbersome technical word "syllabogram".

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 16:08

persnickety pedants

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:18

>>521 you're circumlocution is nice and all but have you noticed that they are clearly letters?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:37

kanji are literally letters, cuneiform are literally letters, letters are literally collections of lines on a page that represent a sound, no one cares about your pedantry, especially not the japanese who use the word 文字 to refer to literally all of those things

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:55

kana = 2 bytes = NOT letters

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 21:19

new cat is making me itchy, which is weird cause i already HAVE a cat that i've lived with for 6 years without problems

527 Name: Meesa captcha is 'gungen' : 1993-09-9820 00:35

>>525
By that definition ω isn't a letter either (except in obsolete Greek codepages, the likes of which also exist for kana.)

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 03:54

Tell me more about the gay international soccer ladies

529 Name: circumlo : 1993-09-9820 06:29

>>521 called me cute :)

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 08:30

I held up my Western-Style Playing Cards to my Japanese friend and I said curry wa nanny? and he said トランプです! CASE CLOSED!

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 09:18

>>530
how does one say a series of symbols

did the moving air emitted from his mouth cause visual representations of Japanese phonemes to manifest in reality, in a bizarre phenomenon inexplicable by science

if so, you should probably report that to someone

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 10:31

>>524 welcome to the entire point, which is that the Japanese largely aren't orthographic bigots who think トランプ is a different word from trump because their writing system hinges on different representations of the same word yielding slight nuances
if you have to redefine "letter" differently from what references have listed for centuries that just so happens to match general English usage in the present day just to call someone a pedant when that person is providing a demonstration that "literally" has a broader definition than just "how something is composed of letters" in the first place, you should literally take your hands away from all electronic devices for one goddamned minute and consider that maybe there's a line of reasoning to follow and you're just reacting to the last thing that got said because you've spent the last ten years conditioning yourself to not pay attention for more than one and a half seconds

in short, your mom's fat

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 12:07

>>532 cum

didnt read, lol

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 15:27

>>531
Didn't you read what >>530 said?

>CASE CLOSED!

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 15:36

dildough

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 21:11

>>531

>how does one say a series of symbols

( ´_ゝ`)That’s all you ever do, man...

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 21:40

It's time.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 01:23

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 05:28

What a powerful fucking series! Puts that feeling that swells your chest and keeps you up for hours past your bedtime, full of zest and bittersweet joy that radiates to every corner of your basement dwelling!!!

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 09:20

big ugly ogre with a green squishy caterpillar for a penis

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 14:26

hey

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 21:56

>>541
wanna fuck?

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 05:43

>>542
Hell yeah i do bb

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:20

Dennis the Ennis

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:39

No, I have to think of something interesting, and post that instead.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 18:59

Wow, I have a really nice butt. When did my butt get so nice?

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 00:01

touch gay anus

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 05:23

Welcome to ZORK.
Release 13 / Serial number 040826 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7
West of House
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.

> touch gay anus

Fiddling with a gay anus does not seem to do anything.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 05:30

>>548

>look gay anus

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 07:57

> look gay anus

I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

(The primitive Zork parser thinks the verb look can only refer to looking at one's surroundings, so the correct command would be examine gay anus. The most likely output from this, although not very humorous, would be "I see nothing special about the gay anus.")

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 09:45

pick nose

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 15:29

A Roman Pug, that's very rare!

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 20:09

>>551

>pick nose

You select a large, hooked nose from the pile of noses in the mailbox, and slot it onto your face.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 21:04

Do we need a revival of adventure threads?

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 22:25

>>554
Yes.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 00:49

>>554
Sounds fun to me.
>>553

>inventory

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 02:29

How do I find a woman like one of the girls from TLC? There was a fleeting moment in 2000s pop where it seemed like the world finally figured out that flat was justice, and they had all those cool ideas for hair and clothing too.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 04:19

>>554
How about adventure threads with lots of added S_JIS art? This place has been lacking in the AA department the last little while.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 06:25

anus ape

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 07:12

>>556 Your inventory contains:

Briefcase full of files
Radio
Handgun
3 bullets
Quiche

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 09:54

i loved the grinding noises saga so much that i named both my cat and my stabby loli tomboy dragons dogma character after jack conundrum-chan, but it became obvious after a while when the MM would write 5 paragraphs paragraphs in response to a 4 word prompt that he was simply using it as a vehicle to just write what he wanted to write anyway. the worn armor, rusted dagger, and amnesia thread felt a lot more "traditionally dqn" in that regard.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 15:50

atashi-tachi no turn desu pyon!

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 15:58

>>561 i dont mean this as a slight against the grinding noises guy, much the opposite in fact. he had some neat ideas but was constrained by DQNs wanting to spinebuster everyone and pour salt on everything. then again it just wouldn't have been the same story without that.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 19:52

>>561
I started the worn armor, rusted dagger and amnesia thread and then never posted in it again. I feel good about that.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 12:35

Sad.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 20:30

Nonplussed.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 20:36

one of these days I've got to find a way to make my best stuff pay instead of just throwing it up here for free.

i need moneys bad

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 22:53

fruster eight

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 23:39

Rainbow Rainblow
Decatur Dictator
Buck Cherry Chuck Berry
I hate the radio

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 23:41

pauaua is Australian for banana

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 09:08

I hate myself.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 10:34

>>570
bye is Japanese for no

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 12:47

>>571
wrong season, dumbass!

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 13:59

We'll bang, OK?

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 18:10

The Indian model of water treatment is associated with a higher degree of utilization with respect to designated public spaces.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 18:59

Writing becomes a lot easier if you don't try to justify every single statement.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 01:26

Anchorite pros: hikki for Jesus, generally respected in small medieval communities, low to no social contact
cons: itty bitty livin space, options on entertainment and intellectual stimulation highly limited, even those of few natural urges may find them difficult to resist

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 06:22

自分は高等遊民です。

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 20:13

disgusting vagina

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 23:29

ffs its hot today goddam

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9828 21:32

Hang on, lemme discuss this with my anterior decorator

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 04:51

gamer chicken

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 07:25

Do people really get high off this stuff? I've inhaled so much that I've got a headache and life is still shit.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 09:28

>>583 What stuff?

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 10:06

>>584 gOoF bUtT's, of course

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 12:19

Taco Bell, otherwise known as mex-lax

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 16:02

>>584
Compressed air.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 19:58

>>587 The only high you'd feel with that is brain cells dying. Get some poppers and fist yourself instead! Or nitrous is fun and safer.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:23

My bran cellz are dyin every time i use the internet box

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:25

>>589
Have you tried not being a cereal?

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:31

I HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE A SCATOLOGICAL S_JIS SHITPOST IN RECORD TIME

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:32

TO COMMEMORATE THIS VILE EVENT I HAVE REWARDED MYSELF WITH THE EMERGENCY MITTENS

GOD THIS FEELS GOOD

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 16:50

>>591,592
Thank you for your hard work, comrade.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 23:21

disgaea? more like
dis nigga gae

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 23:40

>>594
this african-american is homosexual

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:07

I'm going to post on DQN.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:42

oh my god my tea is being spilled help me I don'T want to go to bed on a wednesday morning with the waterfall sunshine being dark and nasty

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 10:30

you could go to bed with me instead ;)

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 11:15

my blanket sucks

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 17:39

i might be a homosexual african-american but flonne is my wife!

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 22:13

Like all girls, I am a monster.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 22:17

Like some monsters, I am a girl.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 04:44

Xiao P hai

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 18:12

Los Chupacabras

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 21:07

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 22:27

ლოლიკონ

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 22:49

No, that's dumb.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 23:49

The amicable tortellini whispers sweet nothings in your ear. -more-

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 00:06

The big N Nerd

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 00:18

lying liar vs laying layer

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 00:40

make the semen come out

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 02:44

>>606
according to Google Translate this says "Lolicon" in Georgian

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 05:42

class: mage
subclass: african american mage

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:00

sprinkling red pepper on my tongue and expressing myself through interpretive ahegao

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:07

>>611
I had the same thought at about the same time but decided to not post it.
Great minds think alike, huh?

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:09

>>561
I named my computer's primary hard drive stovestove, then when it died, I named its replacement continue-chan.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:25

>>616
as the person who chose the name Stove Stove many moons ago, this makes me very happy :3

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 09:43

pancreas pizza

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 10:26

sprinkling MDMA on my tongue and then licking her clit

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 10:55

>>561
I don't think the MM was ever just one person, but I could be wrong. I would jump in and write segments if I though I could come up with an interesting spin on the current prompts but was absent for most of the second half

also huge fan of grinding noises, I need to catch up on the sequel

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 14:49

increase PP

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 15:13

>>620
unfortunately the sequel just kind of, stops one day right in the middle

DQNs live all over the world, if there's ever another big international world war we should do that fullmetal jacket thing except i'll put a jack of hearts on my helmet, if we see each other across the trenches that's how we'll know not to shoot

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 15:35

I like the shirt novel thread we should continue that instead because it's more loose and requires less narrative skill, if that's what you're worried about

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 16:14

vaginae are vile

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 16:54

All vaginae are cute and yummy, if you love someone who has a stinking fish pussy the love makes it taste like the fanciest tuna salad!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 19:20

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" is the title of an actual book and not just a meme
holy

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 19:42

>>626 ( のゥの)

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 20:46

I wish the physical pain at least did a better job of distracting me from the emotional pain.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 21:57

Fuck them! Fuck them six foot under with an elephant cock!

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 14:08

i really want to manhandle some stupid braindead fucking twink and cum all over his stupid twink face

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 15:13

i just want to suck each other off and maybe try rubbing our dicks together

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 15:30

ベースLINEやってる?笑 -> "can i friend you on bassbook, lol"

nAmE a biGgEr DoWnGraDE

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 18:51

Text bored

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 23:06

Ugh.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 00:07

I love nujabes but I am SO SICK of hearing his music everywhere that I never want to listen to it again

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 04:59

total recall isn't really part of the same set as robocop and starship troopers

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 05:36

life is tough and i eat a butt
butt eat a butt eat a bu-uuu-uu-uutttt
butt eat a butt eat a bu-uu-uuu-uutttt

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 05:57

Out of the 5 (6 if you count Dragon Zord) Dinozords, only Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops are actually dinosaurs.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 08:38

EL HORNO DE MICROONDAS

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 15:54

Switch off brain.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 16:23

The most common colorways for guitars and basses are dumb, and it makes me irritated to go shopping for one because they're all either the same five dumb colorways, ugly/bad design in some other way, or really expensive.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 18:01

ooohhh my window compositor was off, no wonder KDE was performing so well

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 21:17

While looking through my old imageboard bookmarks, I stumbled upon a now dead board called depreschan. It seems that I made this bookmark years ago, maybe in 2017 when the board was young and freshly spammed everywhere else.
Now, this on it's own would be unsurprising, until I looked in my "temporary bookmarks" folder, where I store sites that I am uncertain about, as a sort of reminder to read them later and assess them for value as a permanent bookmark. Naturally, this temporary bookmarks folder is anything but temporary as I haven't cleaned it in many, many years. What I found in that deep, dark abyss of bookmark hell, was two groups of a handful of depreschan threads, saved for later reading. And these two groups, both saved intervals of around a year between them. What does this mean? Why would I save these "test threads," meant for assessing a board for bookmarkability, when I had already properly bookmarked the site much earlier? It's simple, I had forgotten. Depreschan was such an unnotable site that each time I ran across the spam advertising it, I mistook it for a new board and bookmarked it anew.
Three times. Three times I saw it spammed. Three times I thought it was new. Thus, twice I failed to recognize it.

The verdict: Depreschan wasn't a very good board.

also my bookmarks need cleaning ;__;

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 22:23

>>643
For once I'd like to see one of those boards actually last and develop a proper community.
Which is a stupid statement when you consider that I barely ever bother to check any of them out.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 06:29

I've never seen a chan that was (mass-)advertised that wasn't worthless. Every place I regularly visit I've found because it was mentioned off-hand in a thread that was otherwise interesting. If an operator is advertising their chan by drive-by posting on others, it's a really good sign that it sucks.

In my humble opinion (I've been running a tiny chan for ~3 years), running a chan should be like losing a game of chicken. When a group of people have a common interest that they cannot suitably explore through any of their current communication channels, they gradually get more and more frustrated until eventually one of them snaps and says "Fine, I'll pay a few bucks a month for a VPS". Maybe the result takes off, maybe it doesn't.

Without such a community to support or problem to solve, a chan seems nothing more than an ego project, and advertising for it is just a request for the rest of the internet to subsidize the operator's vanity (or give them ad money). I would be very surprised if that ever resulted in a worthwhile community.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 08:14

I just want to say, the Wikipedia article on imageboards is the absolute worst place to advertise your imageboard, foreign or otherwise.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 19:07

I miss ii/waka. Especially /yuu/, which was quiet and comfy and just nice.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 19:46

I see that we've got book-burning and eunuchs in this game, but no burning of scholars?

Disappointment!

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 21:52

>>647
Hello! Could you help me figure out where I could have gotten this collection of "scenic" images from? I downloaded it in late 2016 and extracted it in a folder simply named "yuu" at the time, but I haven't been able to find it in any of the archives of the board, which is where I'm assuming it's from.

https://mega.nz/file/2ANEBQxJ#EGsxPIhlaxmP8bJP14SNSgKHNPr0mDvb6D6pFqWMkdw (reupload)

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 05:34

Baybay u gon be the one that's gonna hold me down

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 09:25

PoMoFuEnSoooo!

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 10:02

nothingness

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 16:50

doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
my 4 15s woke up ze neighbors
interior crocodile alligator
i drive a chevrolet movie theater

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 18:47

Hey, check out what I am at heart.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 20:54

What if it turned out that the biblical holy ghost is just an euphemism for the flatus of Joseph's gay husband?

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 02:31

weenitz

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 06:23

>>649
I've been racking my brain for the last while and I can't come up with anything concrete. I wanna say there was a "places" or "travel" imageboard distinct from /yuu/ somewhere(?), but I don't know if it would've come from there.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 14:45

>>657
There was a cityscapes imageboard on ii/waka. That might be what you're thinking of.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 17:35

goddammit they're all talking about how all the characters in the show are secretly queer again

so fucking boring

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 18:02

>>651
the what?

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 18:22

Sunflower.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 21:00

Maybe it's finally the time to stop forcing racial/lgbt/gender quota in media?

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 22:30

>>662
agreed, there's no need to clumsily shoehorn men, white people, and cishets into stories anymore

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 22:45

that was a bad post and i hope you're ashamed of yourself

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 23:13

I feel no shame

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 23:16

hail satania everyday

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 01:45

cute fluffy hair skinny 19 year old boy walking his moms little dog in an oversized hoodie and thigh length shorts

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 05:03

I saw the internet talking about Hunter Pence and, being more informed about politics than baseball, thought it was some unholy fusion of Hunter Biden and Mike Pence.

Having educated myself I still think that would be funnier.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 05:54

My vc is ji so I'm going to post this weird Jii advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 07:49

BROIL MY NIPPLES
HOLD DOWN MY ERECTION WITH YOUR MIGHTY ARMS
USE YOUR MIGHTY ARMS TO HOLD DOWN MY
ERECTION

I SMELL LIKE POOOP
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH
ALL THIS SWEATING AND EXERCISE HAS MADE MY SWEAT LEAK DOWN MY ASSCRACK AND MIX WITH MY LEAKING POOPOO
AND IN THIS HEAT, IT
    REEKS

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THERES NO STOPPING ME NOW

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 12:03

Am I a good person?

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 15:43

Triceratops Horridus

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 22:58

>>658 Oh yeah I posted cityscapes there

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 23:08

i guarantee you i use a greater volume and variety of spices than any retarded darkie who has ever claimed "wypipo dont season dey food!" because i am actually aware of the existence of spices beyond barbecue sauce and "seasoning salt"

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9841 01:21

>>668 here. Today people started talking about Kamala's death and I was even more confused.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9841 06:59

slovenly slavs

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9841 09:47

A cute girl is reading this.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9841 09:51

Honey, I Turned the Group Chat Trans

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9841 11:01

>>677
step on my penis

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9841 16:29

ara ara

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9841 19:36

crushing bore-dumb

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 01:03

my first thought when seeing the headline "1-pound micro preemie who spent 122 days in NICU reunites with life-saving medical staff" was

what if that baby grows up to be a total asshole

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 03:06

following politics on twitter is a great curse

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 07:13

what a horrible night to be reminded of the current state of american politics

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 08:11

Let's think about boobs.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 09:24

I absolutely love how communists get blamed for the rampant politrectal correctness when it's the good ol' US of A forcing it on everybody else.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 17:30

retopologize my anus

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 03:16

ride my dinosaurus

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 04:47

Am i gonna have to sue my own damn mother.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 07:58

It amazes me how many people keep trying to solve the problem "how to make a community that doesn't suck?"

  • BBS: cult of high post count regulars, endless "game" threads with little real content, flame wars, fluff to content ratio is extremely skewed
  • SomethingAwful: tried to filter out crap with 10bux and heavy bans, some good things came out of it, but still mostly mediocre and not really worth the 10+bux.
  • 4chan: tried to put more emphasis on content over status with anonymity and light moderation, kinda backfired in that people take this to mean free reign to be the worst version of themselves. Plus they have little incentive to put effort into their posts.
  • Facebook: wow, turns out drama is even worse when it's people you know!
  • Twitter: The platform inherently favors "hot takes", one-liner jokes, and knee-jerk reactions over any kind of thoughtful discussion.
  • Digg/Reddit: tried to filter discussion with upvote/downvotes. Sometimes works but tends to just make the most banal hivemind obvious opinion get upvoted, since upvotes/downvotes are misused as "agree/disagree" buttons. Also suffers from the snowball effect where upvoted content is seen by more people and thus upvoted even more.
  • IRC/Discord: can be good depending on the community, but the nature of chat means that posts tend to be short, frivolous, and typed without much thought involved.
  • Diaspora/Ello/Google Plus: evidently didn't offer enough advantages over existing systems to get people to switch.

I think the lesson here is that it doesn't matter how many restrictions and innovations and bells and whistles you throw onto a platform, the core problem remains: most people are boring at best and toxic at worst.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 11:36

>>690
That's a good observation.

  • BBSes are often topical that makes them "wash out" over time, since the actual on-topic discussion/information sharing is limited before repeating itself. Because of this and usual heavy moderation, it turns into an echo-chamber of sorts. Hence, the off-topic subforums are usually the most lively ones.
  • SA is a general BBS, inheriting most of its flaws. As such, paying tenbux to suck up to the mods isn't worth it.
  • Reddit and oh-so-many "karma"-based forums are just jerking it to another counter.
  • AIBs like 4chan (and - RIP - textboards) is a mixture of people who understand the purpose of anonymity and those who think it's about acting like a retarded ape. Good boards become popular but then rapidly degrade in quality when this mixture gets too lean.
  • Twitter is just stupid by design: take a simple thought and make it fit the line. They even ended up implementing "threads" so the user can share series of deep over-simplified thoughts.
  • Group chats like IRC are "in the now", so searching for useful information in the past is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 12:29

fuck her poop hole

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 12:53

>>692 what if i fuck yours instead?

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 13:50

ok

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 18:19

online communities are all a problem without solution because they are all actually a simulation of socialization. they're ersatz-communities with varying degrees of authenticity but none actually being the real thing, which is really what every online community unknowingly aspires to be.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 18:52

Minor 7 chords are just disgusting. Gross. They sound like a major and a minor chord played together.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 21:52

>>696
I'll take any you're not using. I love 'em.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 22:12

>>690
Cmon, we've all experienced both and know that the corporate-owned versions are the worst of the bunch. A corporation has no serious incentive to make a forum good; good forums don't make money. on the contrary flame wars drive engagement; twitter and Facebook would be insolvent without the nazis (maybe reddit too). I will even go as far as to say reddit was better before it was owned by conde nast (though it was still a corporate site at that time, it used to have a reputation for being less full of self-promotion and groupthink than digg in particular).

The bigger problem is just that corporate sites have captured attention to the extent that there can't be another big indie forum that tries to fix the problems with forums. There hasn't been anything new on that front since 4chan. That and increased regulatory burden (dmca, counterterrorism, etc) on indie forum owners i would guess. The latter half of the sites you list were never trying to make forums good, they were trying to make forums profitable. Making forums good was always just PR for them.

Also IRC might have serious potential if it had decent logging capacities, embedded media, and a less archaic interface, none of which are problem with the users

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 22:42

>>698
I think Discord/Slack have tried those improvements, but everybody wants to do infinite scroll and not put any effort into having a decent way of searching/organizing/accessing.

Kind of a subject change, but it seems like ever since the advent of smartphones, UI trends have gone back toward modal everything, which is really sad to watch (and infuriating to experience), because that's one of the great sinkholes we'd made so much progress (at great effort) climbing out of since the 80s.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 23:41

>>699 discord and telegram (never tried slack) def improved the img/video and UI situation from IRC. But i think their search features are intentionally bad to disincentivize people from using it. New posts maybe make better data to sell. (Speaking of search being expensive, did anyone else notice when google stopped bothering to be any good at search around i wanna say ten years ago? I guess they realized they could cut their operating expenses since they dominate the market) This could be fixed if selling data wasnt the goal.

Curious to hear an example about the UI thing. I never really learned the basic terms of UI.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 00:33

>>700
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modal_window

I guess that may not have been the most precise way of describing what I mean, but the core of what I'm getting at is the assumption that the user can only do one thing at a time, can only look at one window at a time, and so is forbidden from having access to more than any one thing at a time. This might make some sense on a small screen where your only input device is a substantial fraction of the screen's width, and that's about the only place it might make some sense.

You get one window in Discord or Slack, which means everything else you were doing when you decide you want to search is obscured―a pain in the neck if you're trying to compare things, or are referencing something. Switch channels and you might get taken to the source of your most recent notification, but be careful not to switch away before you've caught up or you'll lose your place and you might have to scroll up quite a ways to find it again. The prefs dialog similarly obscures everything entirely until you're done with it. In iTunes, as another example, you can no longer open a playlist in a separate window and compare/manage playlists easily. Why? Because you can't do that on a phone, so why would you do it on a computer? Want to view the album artwork as more than a thumbnail? Say goodbye to the entire rest of the UI. A lot of websites will make it hard to open pages in a new tab, requiring an interruption in flow to access whatever's being linked. If it was in an infinite-scroll column, you have to restart the flow from the beginning because you've now lost your place, and it might be generated differently this time because chronological ordering is apparently lame and for suckers.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 03:36

Human interaction is autism, getting fascinated by numbers isn't.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 03:58

a teleogical approach to My Big Fat Greek Wedding

704 Name: >>690 : 1993-09-9844 04:14

>>691
Agree on all points. The best boards I've found so far tend to be anonymous text boards with a community big enough to be active, but small enough to not be inundated by shitposters, like dqn, saovq, and 6ch. Of course, these sites still have their own problems and drama.

>>698
Oh, I completely agree. I think the commercialization and corporate takeover of the internet is one major reason that the systems are not really improving for the users. In many ways they are actually getting worse. Addictive content drip-feed with infinite scroll and emoji reactions to keep you mindlessly engaged with the least effort possible.
[I disagree with the idea that Nazis are one of the biggest problem with modern social media; I think they are far less widespread than people make them out to be, and act as a distraction from the bigger issue, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms.]

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 05:39

There are some advantages to modal behavior when speed is a more important factor--it can reduce precision requirements--but it's especially frustrating that most modalities in practice do not warrant such extreme restrictions and do not take advantage of reduced precision at all.
The essence of information technology is communication. So it's something of a crime that the trends have been away from a computer where everything in it can talk to everything else if so desired (which modalities do interfere with). This is, as far as I can tell, what Alan Kay was really thinking as a pie-in-the-sky ideal when it came to his conception of an "object". Not so much any implementation attempt, separate reinvention of it, or rigid bastardization of it, but rather the idea that if you kept building it, you'd eventually be making a Star Trek sort of computer that doesn't need a protocol for every damned thing, it is itself the protocol. This was a legitimate point Terry Davis (pbuh) had, that computers had stopped having this sense of fun as fewer and fewer programs could be lego'd with each other and within themselves.
Yeah, yeah, security and performance and shit, but I expected by now it'd be a default behavior to like, drag and drop all sorts of things that programs currently don't let you (and the current crop probably never will) as a form of basic bitch automation. Just as an example, putting a bunch of web search queries into a text file, dragging the file or selection into the browser, and have them open a bunch of tabs.
I should have understood human nature a little better. The average users aren't as interested in making the computer work hard for them as they are interested in feeling like they aren't working hard at all. And then it became accepted practice to fully commit to chasing and converting these uninterested people to computing instead of leaving options open.
There was recently a post out there by some guy whose job at Microsoft was Task Manager back in the 90s. He'd clearly spent a lot of time thinking about ways to make it as good at the task as possible while also making it appear very bare bones.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 06:19

>>701 oh, yeah, i totally understand what u mean now. It's awful. Though on the website tip at least it's not the bad old days when half the web including every gubmint website required IE6.

On that note fuck mozilla for banning the user agent switching extensions, im still mad about that

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 06:54

>>704
Yeah it might be that the cancel culture campaigns or nextdoor/fb gossip/racism is a bigger website element than the nazis, for instance. In any case, the websites incentivize bad behaviour because controversy increases traffic. Im not super familiar with what it's like to actually use these sites regularly anymore.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 08:03

>>701 That bugs me too, I've happily been using iTunes since the beginning basically and it got better and tighter and more useful, then I think it started going downhill about version 8 when they added Genius. It seems like each version they add something new I have no use for and take away or change something I liked about it. Especially not being able to open a big version of the album art anymore, what a shame...

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 08:52

>>706
There are still government websites that require IE, although in my experience it seems like they aren't consistent anymore about which version is the right one, and sometimes you just see a boilerplate compatibility disclaimer from one of the previous iterations of the site. So if you don't happen to be running Windows you still get to play Internet2004™ and try all the browsers until you either get through or find out that nope, they hired the crappy developers again this time.

>>708
I was a SoundJam MP holdout for a long time, but then I got gifted a nice iPod and yeah. For me I think iTunes 10 was the last version I was happy with. I assumed 11 was a hasty beta rollout and they'd fill things in later and it'd eventually be fine like it was with OSX itself, but, well...

Yeah, don't get me started on the iPhone's Music app, either.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 21:07

Anus. AYYYnus... Snus anus.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 02:57

Diggin Q Nougat

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 06:36

Dix Boner

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 09:25

Thinking bad thoughts.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 18:22

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 06:37

celebrating V-J day by killing kissanime

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 13:18

puriizu kiru mii

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 19:08

just because words are synonymous doesnt always mean they mean the same thing

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 00:00

ride my stinkhorn

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 02:24

Sign, Signal, and Symbol

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 03:51

SCOOPS Haagenti

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 07:08

>>696
Minor 7th chords are beautiful, and so are their natural extensions (9th, 11th, 13th, etc.)

Of course, music is subjective and to each their own, but I believe there are some objective arguments that the minor seventh is a "good" chord.

A 3:2 interval (perfect fifth) sounds pure and sonorous to the human ear, because of its natural occurrence in nature in the overtone series. (In equal temperament, the ratio is not a perfect 3:2, but close enough that the ear tends to perceive it as such, and non-fixed pitch instruments like voice and strings will naturally play a perfect 3:2.)

A minor seventh is two of these beautiful 3:2 intervals stacked upon each other. Furthermore, the interval between the second and third note is a major third, (close to 5:4) the next interval in the overtone series.

The result is a lush bouquet of overlapping overtones, which can be further emphasized by adding more and more perfect fifths above, (9th degree is 3:2 above the 5th degree, 11th is 3:2 above the 7th, 13th is 3:2 above the 9th, etc.) Thus these two complementary stacks of perfect fifths intertwine and extend into the heavens eternally.

The above might be confusing, so let's take a concrete example. Start with C4 and add a perfect fifth above: G4. The 3:2 ratio sounds grand and open.
Now add another perfect fifth above the G: D5. Now we are going higher in the overtone series: an overtone of the overtone.
Add another: A5.
Now we have a huge four note chord with big gaps in between:
C4 - G4 - D5 - A5
It sounds open and grand. Now let's fill in the gaps with an identical chord, but shifted.

Where do we start? Well, there are two options which divide the space evenly: major or minor third. When starting a major third above C4 (E4) and you get a major 13th chord:
C4 - E4 - G4 - B4 - D5 - F#5 - A5 - C#6
Also a nice chord, but it shines a bit too bright, and the C4 and C#6 clash.

Instead, let's start a minor third above at Eb4.
C4 - Eb4 - G4 - Bb4 - D5 - F5 - A5 - C6
Ah, now the alternating Minor Third and Major Third intervals come full circle around to the root note. You have something truly delicious. Dissonant enough to be crunchy, but enough pure intervals to be sonorous.

This is the key. It's unbeatable. However, if you play this chord there is a danger that you'll be marked by other musicians; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>696, should just stick with a dominant seventh.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 13:04

I wish the bald anglo FUCK would go away

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 17:47

jeff bezos

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 18:02

jeff besos
kissy kissy

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 22:36

I want to live.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 13:13

Enjoy life and JUMP in the air!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 22:56

I'm still trapped in the same old cycles.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 23:37

the fuck is this "Uzaki-chan" shit?

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 23:54

>>728
some people on twitter are mad that a 2D girl, who is canonically college-aged in a truly rare feat for anime, is a shortstack with really big eyes. they have been accusing anyone who doesn't mind her appearance of being a pedophile

i wonder how they'll react to yoko littner (age 14) when they discover she exists

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 01:21

A beautiful mountain landscape, the Eiffel tower shining brilliantly in the night, a majestic Medieval castle poking out of a comfy town. These kinds of "beautiful photographs" are so ubiquitous as to become meaningless. You see them on desktop backgrounds, advertisements, Web 2.0 sites.

Thus we become desensitized to the medium and nothing really impresses us. Even if we were to travel to one of these famous places, to see with our own eyes the majestic Neuschwanstein or the sweeping Iguazu Falls, what would be the point? Perhaps we would be moved and impressed and awed for a minute. Maybe even for an hour. We would take a picture and move on.

It's not just nature or great works of architecture. CGI, for example, used to be so new and impressive, but now it is so ever-present and realistic that it ceases to be amazing. We might momentarily marvel at how beautiful and realistic the latest AAA graphics are, but the luster wears off as we are bombarded with "Beauty".

The mainstream sense of conventional "beauty" has been so commodified and amplified and endlessly replicated that it has lost its sense of wonder. These days the things that impress me instead are the strange, the weird, the ugly, the mundane, the unique.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 04:41

>>729
Lol i watched the whole show back when it came out and i had no idea yoko is supposed to be 14

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 07:58

>>731
yoko is 16

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 08:25

>>730 I agree

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 08:35

>>732
a shitload of random websites claim otherwise when you google "yoko littner age"

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 10:35

>>730
Without that beauty, there is no call to higher being, you know? This is also why--why I've mentioned to people that they should clean up their rooms--that's become quite the Internet meme--but I'm really serious about it, because it's really hard to do that. And I've been cleaning up my room, by the way, for about four months now, because my life was thrown into such a catastrophe and--and also we were renovating, and so--but it isn't just that you clean it up. You also make it beautiful. And beaut--it's really hard to make something beautiful.

I think there's more tourists in France than there are people most of the time. And part of the reason for that is it's just so damned beautiful; you just can't stand it. And you think, what's the economic value of that? It's absolutely incalculable. And what's interesting, too, is that you build that beauty in, and then the farther away you get from it in time, the more valuable it becomes, right? Instead of decaying, it has exactly the opposite effect. Its value magnifies.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 10:50

I bet cuddling an emperor penguin would feel really nice.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 12:04

former president with an inspiring, environmentally conscious, pandemic civics message to choose soap choose soap choose soap

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 12:30

it feels really weird eating spoonfuls of butter "because i'm on a diet"

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 15:27

>>729
she looks like an oppai loli ngl

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 22:50

Abject despair.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 23:59

>>735
Thank you, you have inspired me to clean my room

(this sounds sarcastic but I am actually sincere, thank you)

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 06:17

kittens really ARE filthy little beasts, every single one of them has some kind of parasite or infection, i say that as someone who loves cats...

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 14:07

>>742
yeah but maybe, just maybe, a cat-carried coronavirus gave you partial cross-immunity to other coronaviruses

just kidding, it just gave you toxo

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 15:11

>>742,743
Yo, the fuck you got against cats? Your mom's dog just rolled in stray's shit and piss and gave u toxo, PUNK.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 19:17

Cats and dogs both suck, fish are where it's at.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 23:05

Fish are lame, the merciful eternal oblivion granted only by death is where it's really at.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9850 23:20

CAN'T PARKOUR THE HEE-HEE

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 12:03

I have made some bad posts in my time.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 16:31

>>748
I have read some bad posts in your time.

Shame on you.

750 Name: ( ⌒-⌒) : 1993-09-9851 23:11

( ⌒-⌒) Every good post was made by me.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 23:27

all the non-disgaea nippon ichi SRPGs are like ghettoes for all the oddball ideas that were too weird for the flagship and i love it

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 23:54

i used to use this thread as like a mental toilet/twitter feed to dump whatever random thought i was having at the moment in but now i just use twitter for that so i havent been as active here lately

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 03:05

I hate having diarrhoea

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 05:03

I need to go to bed.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 05:58

I tasted pokeweed berries today. Made my mouth burn. Definitely poisonous

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 09:46

mental eau de toilette

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 09:49

The world has ended.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 12:08

>>757
It ended 8 years ago.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9852 14:34

>>758
C'mon, Reagan's 2nd term wasn't that bad.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 00:13

I thought we reached peak stupidity that year I threw all those electric scooters in the ocean. I was mistaken.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 04:23

i feel like everything has been getting consistently worse over time since i turned 20 or so

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 05:29

Skunk pig

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 06:41

sweaty pig-ape anthro

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 09:21

gorgeous delicious deculture
snare kick

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 10:32

You cannot sleep because you are not needed.

You are but a cog in an enormous machine, and the universe does not care if your gear stops turning.

When you sleep, your mind ceases to be a part of the machine that it is implanted in.

You have been created to be a part of this machine, and you are by far its most important cog.

You have not been created to think for yourself, but merely to be a part of the machine.

The machine, in this case, is humanity.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 11:10

the utility of diversity/generalism is maximal in small groups, not large ones

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 20:29

gay

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 22:06

It smells like wildfire most of the time. Then an especially acrid wave flows through with a bad chemical smell. That might have been someone's house.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 22:44

It's so cold

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 00:33

>>769
I wish it were cold

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 22:01

You must understand.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 00:41

tickle Elmo

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 01:06

How do i learn to tie knots like a cool sailor?

I need a good book i think

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 02:41

still no cute alien gf

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 03:57

You're just gonna have to impress a human girl then. Get your ass to the gym, and brush your damn teeth.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 04:07

stroke enormous penis

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 04:16

huh

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 07:13

thinking about the time i was in a youth mental hospital at like 16, the bathrooms in our rooms had no doors in case someone tried to kys themself, after like 2.5 weeks forced nofap because of privac issues i just waited until like 3 am and jacked off in the bathroom anyway

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 10:03

have you ever took a shit that smelled really bad

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 11:38

losing my mind

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 12:26

eat more:
beef, pork, fatty fish, dairy, eggs, mushrooms, peppers, onions, fermented foods, root vegetables, green leaves, salt, cocoa, berries

eat less:
chicken, wheat, corn, beans, nightshades, uncooked garlic, nuts & seeds

stop it:
seed oils, added sugar, beer & whiskey(cider & wine are ok), multivitamins

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 13:33

>>778 Ahh, it all makes sense now...
Why didn't you just fap over someone else's bed?

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 15:31

Sun's Cream

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 19:49

I like my politics with a little video games in them

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 19:57

It would be cool if they made a game along the lines of Hidden Agenda while taking advantage of the technological advances for deeper simulations, but it probably wouldn't fly nowadays.
https://www.mobygames.com/game/hidden-agenda

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9855 20:34

... that unremarkable facebook matching game with furry avatars from ages ago?

> Chimerica

oh. nvm.

... ha haaaa! Niall Ferguson

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 02:49

>>785
i'm going by looks only but i think it could have a chance. papers, please was an indie darling and there's a sizeable community of grand strategy players. combining the two makes sense to me.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 05:57

i felt a lot more "connected" back in the days when a laptop was my main nexus when i went on trips away from my house instead of a smartphone

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 10:13

pain

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 10:36

fat dog dick

791 Name: vc: shunen : 1993-09-9856 18:29

Today's W: the lady at the store thought i was a pretty girl and told my mom (in Korean)

L: but i haven't shaved in a while, she is probably too old to notice my sideburns immediately

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 20:34

As best I can tell, one of my longtime idols has blocked me on Instagram. Which is something I find a bit puzzling; I can't think of what I would've done that would incite that. I don't know when he blocked me, but I've hardly even used Instagram in the last few years so it was probably a good while ago.

Like, I guess it doesn't really matter in the big picture, it's in a community I've largely checked out of anyway, but it still kinda bums me out a bit.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 23:50

imma go hiking this winter i swear ta god

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 08:16

Karl Bartos looks like Mr. Spock in the Trans Europe Express' music video.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 10:12

>>792 No.305 followed me on Twitter then immediately blocked me so that was fun :3

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 10:31

Touch butt.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 11:11

i now understand the purpose of a grapefruit spoon after laboriously eating a grapefruit with a regular spoon

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 17:32

took the fattest colon cleansing shit ever and now i can't stop farting

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 01:18

I'm excited to learn that there is such a thing as a grapefruit spoon

I think i will get a thermometer to put in my van

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 07:43

imagining an autistic catholic boy who stims by praying the rosary

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 11:51

I use grapefruit spoons for all my spooning needs!

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 13:29

broke my jaw whistling along to breakcore

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 15:44

shouldn't her shirt say "sugoku dekai"

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 20:45

>>803
naw there's a line break so they two sentences

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 00:47

It's uncanny how you start seeing the same character archetypes played out by different people as you move around to different places.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 01:39

nanoha is good i like it and she's cute and fights well

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 07:47

I really need my mahou shoujo powers back

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 13:30

twitch will not let you mention the forbidden gamer chicken

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 21:30

I sure love making dumb stupid posts on the internet.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 07:56

>how did you validate your input dataset?

Well I sourced free-form articles from multiple authentic sources

>but how did you validate it? if your dataset were actually bullshit, how wouldst've you known?

Pls no bulli~

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 14:45

ASS FEDERATION

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 18:14

Peer reviewing is normalized bullying.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 05:45

What people experienced in quarantine, I've been experiencing for the last few years. But I feel like I managed to distance myself further: even online. It's just a few threads on anonymous boards and hardly even a message from friends.
Worse, I don't know how to go back and start living.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 11:48

>>813
in my experience, erotic roleplay works

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 14:23

>>813
a lot of people won't know how to go back and start living, don't worry about it

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 15:33

>>814
I was thinking about RP but mostly in pronunciation context......
>>815
I wonder if there is a way to get a head start on them...

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 18:09

hottokeeki

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 22:33

HarvardChanSPH doesn't mean what I thought

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 01:14

living is overrated anyway

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 04:13

whack a weasel

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 14:18

>>692 I think you're right, a critic should hold a certain level of expertise in his or her field for their opinions to be worthwhile...

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 14:32

Brutal Dumb

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 21:25

"Retard" should be un-r-worded. I want to play games as Big Retard McGee. It's not being mean at anybody else, just self-deprecating.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 22:06

i didn't expect macports to be great but i also didn't expect it to be gentoo

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 23:12

I don't know why I insist on reading the comments on posts and articles. If it's possible to politicize any thing to the point of losing any kind of grip on the facts at hand, it seems like that's what will happen. Sooner or later someone will advocate torture, murder, genocide, some sort of war crime, something completely outside the scope and magnitude of what's happening. And it baffles me every time. How can someone be so wrapped up that they lose their humanity like this?

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 23:17

>>825
it's like modern art. provoking any reaction means you win, no matter what the reaction is or what crazy and gross you have to do to earn it. the only way to be a cool dude is to feign that you don't actually care except ironically, like trey & matt

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 00:29

>>825
Sometimes I wonder this, too, but then I realize it's because the occasional hilarious comment makes it (sort of) worth it.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 02:04

>>825
I don't have time for this neither... But sometimes it's hilarious/ridiculous and sometimes it's more insightful than the article itself.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 08:21

swallowing seamen

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 08:27

the reason the "fashy homo" is a thing even though hitler gassed gays is very simple, but no one wants to admit it: gays are an aesthetic vanguard, extremely aware of & concerned with outward appearance, and blacks, jews, and gypsies are simply ugly and gross.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 08:31

also the gaudy, imperious, romanesque aesthetics, the huge amount of dress-up and ceremony; gays who manage to reconcile their faith with an abrahamic religion usually become catholics for the same reason, they love the ornate robes and stained glass windows and latin masses and the frigging gold leaf and mahogany and incense everywhere

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 15:57

On modern English:

>tfw wtf no gf ftw

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 19:21

why does seemingly everyone in cryptofash twitter follow the train guy

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 21:55

I want to make a high quality post, you know, the sort where people will read it and nod their heads and say to themselves, yeah, this person know's what they're talking about.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 00:43

>>832
I still read 'tfw' as 'that feel when' every time but 'wtf', 'gf', 'ftw' I just read as letters. Suddenly wonder if this tells people how old i am

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 02:00

>>835
'wutuff' 'gff' 'futwoo'

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 09:04

Dennis the N S

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 10:11

It somehow bothers me to see なつかしい translated as "nostalgic", although I can't really think of a better translation.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 10:40

>>836 I've always read all text abbreviations like this, and it's definitely because of watching Jerry Jackson videos as a teenager

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 12:14

Our pizza is ruined...

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 16:16

what's your most recent combination of *booru tags? me: shota armpits -1girl -multiple_girls

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 16:53

>>841
white_hair anal

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 17:42

>>841
felid maid_uniform

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 18:17

>>841
animated ass -asian

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 19:04

>>841
futanari urethral_penetration

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 19:57

>>838 there are various reasons you might feel this way that I can only guess.
I think the key point to remember is that such しい adjectives are generally used to express the speaker's own feelings and impressions.
So in that vein, it sounds kinda freaky to hear "I'm nostalgic" "this is nostalgic" (since we tend to use the very concept as an indictment of others) over "I miss" "I yearn" "those were the good old days" etc.
At the very least, one is more likely to say one has nostalgia. Verb-object, instead of adjective, thus using more active-voice subject-verb, as natural English is more prone to do.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 21:15

pizza's good

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 21:45

pizza in one hand and penis in the other

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 21:46

>>846 I would say I'm feeling nostalgic about/for a thing, rather than I have nostalgia for a thing... this week I've been nostalgic about when I first moved to the city

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 22:33

>>841
irisu_shoukougun! rating:safe

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9865 23:46

boredom

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 04:24

I feel like garbage right now. I'm not asking for your help, just need to say something.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 05:33

>>852 maybe you should feel like garbage plate instead!

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 06:06

I have some palate for a piece of garbage on a garbage plate.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 06:06

I... slated?

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 06:18

>>849 I'm not saying it's impermissible to say that, but there are those who will argue that one cannot feels nostalgic, only nostalgia (because you are not that which you are feeling it about). They are wrong because longstanding practice trumps that sort of theory all the time, but the ambiguity nonetheless creates less aesthetic English and it is a less common phrasing going by Google hits.
That is beside the point, though, which is that 懐かしい is used much, much more freely as a self-expression in Japanese.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 09:07

>>856

>one cannot feels nostalgic, only nostalgia (because you are not that which you are feeling it about)

I'm not sure what you mean. Is it wrong to say, my girlfriend playing Pokémon Go makes me feel nostalgic? I get nostalgic when I hear the Crystal Method. I've understood it to be the feeling that is nostalgic for something, not the object being nostalgic, I'm nostalgic when I am reminiscing, but maybe I'm wrong :3

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 10:44

From wiktionary:

>Adjective
>nostalgic
> 1. Of, having, or relating to nostalgia.
> 2. Reminiscent of the speaker's childhood or younger years.
>Noun
>nostalgia (countable and uncountable, plural nostalgias)
> 1. A longing for home or familiar surroundings; homesickness.
> 2. A bittersweet yearning for the things of the past.

Based on 2 of the adjective form, it would be correct to say "This music is nostalgic" meaning "This music is reminiscent of my younger years". However, it would also be correct to say (using form 1) "This music makes me nostalgic", meaning "This music makes me have nostalgia".

I have not, in my memory, heard/seen 2 used in actual conversation/writing. The construction "nostalgic for X" is far more common. I suspect this is because the implied specificity to the speaker makes that definition of "nostalgic" awkward to use.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 10:56

pascal's russian roulette
the argument that
-if one commits suicide, and god does exist, then they are condemned to hell for eternity to suffer forever instead of only for the remainder of their lifespan
-if one commits suicide, and god does NOT exist, then their life is over permanently and any chance at redemption or improvement is gone

vc: wife

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 12:11

>>859
The second point seems to presuppose that total oblivion is never an improvement over living. Acquire an incurable medical condition that causes nonstop excruciating pain and then get back to me about that.

Meanwhile, the first point suffers from the same problem as the original Pascal's wager. The one true God could be Zurvan, the Sassanid deity, who casts all who failed to believe in him specifically into eternal hell. The one true God could also be an edgy teen who allows only those badass enough to kill themselves into eternal paradise.

(His name is Bryan, but He prefers to be known as Lord Entropy.)

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 12:40

>>860

>The second point seems to presuppose that total oblivion is never an improvement over living. Acquire an incurable medical condition that causes nonstop excruciating pain and then get back to me about that.

I don't presuppose that, but I see how you could interpret it that way. I would say that in the second scenario, as long as there's a CHANCE that things could improve or one's life could get better, that being alive is preferable to being dead. I can't really counter your point about the first scenario though, you're correct there, it basically relies on one's spiritual frame of reference being an Abrahamic religion where suicide is universally seen as a mortal sin that results in one's soul being condemned to hell for eternity. Some pagan religions accept the possibility of suicide as a last resort, or as a way of removing dishonor, etc.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 13:09

i want to kiss a boy

captcha: now

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 13:47

rubbing vigorously

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 15:25

>>860
Let's not forget polytheism or multiple hells* like Vikings (and many others) had for a variety of ways in which people meet their end.

  • not actually like Christian hell but rather different underworlds, the concept of suffering forced by Christians

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 17:37

Hindus have a suffering hell as well, and that was independent of abrahamic influence.
People are afraid of death, generally.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 17:54

pretty cringe

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 19:02

ai to yuuki no hero, JUSTICE FLONNE!

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 21:06

>>866
More pretty or more cringe?

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 21:41

>>860
You down with Entropy?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with Entropy?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with Entropy?
Yeah, you know me!
Who's down with Entropy?
Every last homie!

that's Entropy, spelled E-N-T-R-O-to the P to the Y
the reason why the sun will someday all burn out and die
order from disorder is a scientific rarity
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity
did i say rarity? i meant impossibility
at least in a closed system there will always be more Entropy

Stephen Hawking visited the epstein island

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 21:42

>>865
Yeah but Hindus have Lord Ganesha, and he has a lot of arms, so on the balance, it's a good religion

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 21:49

>>870
Forgot to mention that Ganesha may or may not get it in with human women and/or other gods that look like human women other than having extra arms

>>858
I use it in the second sense now and then if it makes u feel any better. but i also use other weird constructions like 'one would think that water is wet' instead of 'you'd think that water is wet', which i think are mostly just taught as proper grammer in skool and not really too common colloquially

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 23:03

Recovery.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9866 23:58

I get all nostalgic when I go to your worldoftext /dqn

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 08:46

I just gouged a ginormous hard blackhead out of my neck

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 09:50

>>874
save some for me!

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 15:13

No matter what I do I can't get the correct crunch on my toast without burning it and it's destroying my life

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 16:58

"was calvin a calvinist"
My first thought (and probably the correct one) was "Was Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes a Calvinist?"

But then it occurred to me that someone might actually ask whether or not John Calvin could be considered a Calvinist, it wouldn't be the first time I've seen debates over whether the founder of a movement was truly a part of the movement they sparked or if their ideas were misinterpreted by their followers.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 20:50

Epicureanism is probably not such a bad idea

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 21:53

nessa

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 21:53

nessa

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9867 22:39

>>878
Epicureanism is based. Whoever lumped it with Hedonism just because the goal is "pleasure" is a dumb idiot retard. Epicureanism defines pleasure as the absence of suffering, both mental and physical, and overall advocates moderation and not living in fear of gods or death.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 01:40

based and basedpilled

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 08:05

oh! that's a basedball!

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 09:48

"Based" is cringe.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 10:04

>>884
How about you "cope" and "dilate", "seethefag"

886 Name: Fresh Tulips : 1993-09-9868 11:36

>>877 Fun fact, they were named after John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes! Maybe you've always known this.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 11:38

That was a pretty cringe thing to say >>884 XD

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 11:49

If you meet Based along the road, cringe him.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 12:28

better cringe em'

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 14:18

Duke Cringem (the gunman formerly known as Duke Cringum)

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 15:22

It's my 30th birthday!!! And I'm pleased to announce that I'll be opening my onlyfans!! Due to popular demand!!

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 15:32

I am genuinely amazed that there are people who pay for often softcore amateur porn.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 15:34

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 16:12

>>893
fuming

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 16:41

ESpy-chan disapproves of posters showing off <3

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 18:26

Boolean karate

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 22:17

itchy nipples

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9868 23:59

558 the smug jerk

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 06:47

sexy sexagenarians

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 07:41

>>898 He's only tugging your tadger, sport

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 13:57

When buildings/spaceships in sci-fi movies self destruct, that's very relatable.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 00:18

bored

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 01:24

text bored

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 01:53

Maybe i should learn the ancient Japanese art of shibari

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 02:27

really big

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 08:59

I worked on the BWAY app for Bloomberg, a kind of 3D map digital twin sort of thing so employees and guests can book meeting rooms, find toilets and local restaurants and stuff like that. It always spooked me how the London 3QVS office is built on top of a mithraeum, which is searchable in the app, and the interior floors are laid out like a big eye of providence around the big vortex ramp thing. It looks cool but why

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 13:12

Skeeter Peter, also known by his stagename Mosquito Cock

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 13:46

Until this week, I never realized that Rooster Teeth is a paraphrase of something else

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 15:40

>>908
cock biters?

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 16:41

I'm so disgusting. I need to die.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 21:42

I never understood those early-2010s networks like Machinima or those. They couldn't have got more than 20k a video.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 21:42

why do youtube/roblox kids type like this-

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 22:37

(・∀・) Do you support eating poo-poo?

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 23:11

Yes

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 04:14

Tired tired why not do something useful

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 14:44

insomnia a shit

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 19:04

learning in compliance training that if you end up finding out about something confidential from a competitor that could possibly put them at a disadvantage, you're supposed to relay that info to a superior, who then relays it to a legal team, and then you sign a paper that says you did not snitch, because technically under their weird-ass rules, you didn't.

i know it's some bromide, saying that big companies do anti-competitive practices literally every second, but it's kinda silly that they have an entire team dedicated to receiving leaked info and determine whether it's worth the risk of exploiting it or not. it's some kind of nonsense process for nonsense regulations in a nonsense business. at least they are kind enough to exempt you from the damage in some legaloid document.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 23:57

Scatting]
Scatman's World

[Scatting]

[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Verse 1]
Everybody's talkin' something very shockin'
Just to keep on blockin' what they're feeling inside
But listen to me, brother, you just keep on walkin'
Cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the color of your soul
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told
I want to welcome you to Scatman's World

[Scatting]

[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Verse 2]
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch
No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch
I want to be a human being, not a human doing
I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried
The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention
My intention is prevention of the lie, yeah
Welcome to that Scatman's World

[Scatting]

[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Scatting]
HEY!

[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 09:17

>>911 most of the money in broadcasting video is "advertising inventory". Basically, the reason local/cable channels nobody watches with poorly targeted ads nobody likes can be in the black easier than your typical 10k-views-per-video YouTube creator, is in part because they actually understand what the game is and have a lot more control/negotiation over it too.
In theory, the network is supposed to drum up your hype and bring in the big-paying ads.
In practice, they were failures at this. YouTube recs even at their most defective do a better job of picking the winners. Also, the scumbag managers had an alarmingly frequent habit of running off to mootxico with the money when they realize there's hardly even enough for themselves.
Internet ads have infamously poor conversion; sites that try to stay online off ads have trouble doing so, while the ad services themselves have been pretty stable for a number of years....

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 12:09

Spiritually dead.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 12:24

Nergal! The world's cutest Mesopotamian god.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 22:06

Remember???

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 23:18

Six or eight thousand years ago, they laid down the law!

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 00:00

I would be more into those social justice movements if they didn't constantly bring picket signs with dumbass slogans and phrases on them.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 02:03

>>924
dumber than "homo sex is gay"?

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 02:31

Oh yeah, reveal my gender sempai~~~

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 02:32

>>926
I'll start you"re fire

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 04:21

Why is it called the United States of America if the Americans have been brainwashed to hate unity so much?

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 04:42

Unity's an okay game engine. Kinda bloaty tho.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 06:22

I prefer Lubuntu.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 06:57

Unity is usually a bad sign. Looks like its harder to make games in Roblox than the drag and drop mobile game-tier shit.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 07:24

Ubuntu (/ʊˈbʊntuː/ (listen) uu-BUUN-too) is a Linux distribution based on Debian mostly composed of free and open-source software. Ubuntu is officially released in three editions: Desktop, Server, and Core for Internet of things devices and robots. All the editions can run on the computer alone, or in a virtual machine. Ubuntu is a popular operating system for cloud computing, with support for OpenStack. Ubuntu's default desktop, as of version 17.10, is GNOME.

Quick Facts: Developer, OS family ...
Ubuntu is released every six months, with long-term support (LTS) releases every two years. As of 23 April 2020, the latest release and also the most recent long-term support release is 20.04 ("Focal Fossa"), which is supported until 2025 under public support and until 2030 as a paid option. The next release is due sometime in October 2020, and will most likely be titled 20.10.

Ubuntu is developed by Canonical, and a community of other developers, under a meritocratic governance model. Canonical provides security updates and support for each Ubuntu release, starting from the release date and until the release reaches its designated end-of-life (EOL) date. Canonical generates revenue through the sale of premium services related to Ubuntu.

Ubuntu is named after the Nguni philosophy of ubuntu, which Canonical indicates means "humanity to others" with a connotation of "I am what I am because of who we all are".

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 13:33

I remember when Ubuntu was the shining hope of Linux distros before they fucked it all up with things like shitty interfaces and spyware. If you want a distro that's like Ubuntu should've been get Mint or MX (my current choice) or something. I've never liked the apt package system compared to some of the others but a lot of things that purport to support "Linux" these days expect a Debianesque system.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 16:35

thesis: me in 2014, listening to denpa while dissociating on cough syrup and playing MMOs
antithesis: me in 2018, listening to power metal while abusing energy drinks and lifting weights
synthesis: me in 2020, listening to denpa while stoned at the gym

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 16:45

>>934
analysis: play MMOs sober while listening to power metal

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 17:15

loonix will never be any good until it has a final, permanent solution to screen tearing.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 18:17

yodels at the top of his lungs

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 21:06

i miss xmonad but i never figured out why my xmobar stopped working in like 2014 and after that i figured i just didn't have time for it

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 22:32

i dont care what gay little african thing canonical says i refuse to pronounce it oo-boon-too, its "bun" like in "hot cross bun"

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 22:49

"bun" like in "I'm gonna stuff this wiener between your buns"

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 22:55

hot cross buns

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 00:00

Jennifer diane reiz seems alright actually but i think her art style was better before she got the wacom

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 01:50

>>942
No wonder... Wacoms are overrated. I have no idea how to configure my brushes to make lines look good...

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 02:56

Drawing is like sports. If you haven’t been doing it since your childhood don't bother.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 04:23

I really like holding my poo poo uwu.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 04:27

Why are youtube comments so bad?

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 04:30

>>946
Because you're taking them seriously instead of laughing at their derpiness.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 04:30

>>945
Do you like eating your poo poo?

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 08:45

>>939 There's nothing wrong with being wrong, but you will get people smiling at you but thinking "damn what a fudd haha" (more than usual). Personally I love that feeling and that's why I say some things wrong on purpose, daring chumps to correct me as if they're teaching me something new XD Then I say "Yes I'm fullery aware" because of that Gerogerigegege song

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 09:59

>>938
   ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)< Omae monad
  (    )  \________
  | | |
  (__)_)

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 10:40

i wanna play video games

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 12:30

based reol reclaiming the "slightly trashy but extremely catchy asian dance pop" aesthetic from the korean menace

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 12:33

told my parents im gay so they'd quit asking when im gonna find a wife and have kids, but now they're asking when i'm gonna find a husband and adopt kids. how do i tell them that im functionally bisexual but just hate women and dont want kids until im like 70

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 12:41

come on, that's just low-effort

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 15:23

Will you be my yodelin?

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 15:24

>>953
Tell them that Russia doesn't allow gay marriage and gays adopting kids and that you're looking for the citizenship.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 15:30

It's just a preview of nuclear winter. This is fine.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 16:48

There's nothing to say any more.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 17:14

Can’t you just tell them you want to focus on your career or something?

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 19:41

we somehow made it through another thread, huh

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 20:27

>>957
I think the humanity got too cocky thinking it can affect this gay Earth on such a global scale. Nuclear winter, freons ban... What if we hold our farts in? That'll surely do teh planet much good.
Then again, maybe I'm getting too cocky thinking this.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 20:35

im NEET and have been for 6 years i dont think they'd buy that excuse

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 20:43

I have just received a 1) screenshot pdf of 2) gmail's file preview of 3) an email (to themselves) attachment that is 4) a scanned jpg. "World-class" indeed.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 20:51

...or should it be "yodellein"?

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 01:36

who knew Pokemon was so deadly

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 03:02

https://forum.y8.com/
What a weird website.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 03:30

Either /dqn/ is burning through these threads or time is moving too fast.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 03:36

dab on a trans woman who hates your guts by being male and more feminine than them

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 04:49

>>969GET, nice

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 06:25

He tore my clothes off, "You're a grown woman now, sweetheart. You don't have to worry what your parents will think about your yodelling!"

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 07:40

>dab

what is this, 2018?

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 09:06

(・∀・) >>971 It means something else now Grandpa, but you were asleep when they changed it!

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 10:39

>>968
are you single? do you have a cute butt? where do you live?

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 17:39

I want to mating press jack the ripper from fgo whilst she wears her apron

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 18:43

>>968
That's the reason they hate the word "trap" so much and try to force "traps are gay" meme.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 18:50

You'd think one would find a way to make money off the internet after 5 years of solitude...

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 19:05

>>976
TF2 scamming

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 20:21

scott pilgrim vs my peepee

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 20:26

>>975 i mean it isn't and we don't, but go off.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 21:29

based tranny ^

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 21:31

>>976
As >>977 said, scam on online games or phishing.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 21:41

does trannies like big black cock?

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 22:09

spent all day today arguing about pizza jacking off to BL and being unemployed

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 22:55

>BL

Are you a 14 year old girl?

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 23:12

Climb onto the mountain and yodel your heart out!

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 16:15

>>982
Fellow black dokyun?

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 16:53

>>984 yes

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 16:54

Press X to json

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 17:47

While there are at least six million distinct kinds of jokes about JEWS, one stands tall among the rest: the act of attaching a sly implication of antisemitism to the vaguest possible reference to a foreskin.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 19:40

Ok, let me stop you right there and choke you out.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 20:33

Nice to know there are fellow DQN yodelling enthusiasts!

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 20:34

To the next thread creator: Make sure not to forget to add this one to the list!!!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 21:14

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 22:27

>>992
Does anyone go back and read these?

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 22:32

Whenever I have some time to burn, I go back and read over hundreds of old DQN posts. These threads contain some of the best and worst.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 22:35

>>995
Same. I do love going back to the old character threads, too.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:11

Oh, very exciting

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:19

the End is near

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:27

>>999GET

Finally I will have my brief moment of vc: fame

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