[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (126)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:50


2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:52

Soulja Boy, I tell 'em
Hey, I got a new dance for you all called the Soulja Boy
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Ah, yeah!

Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that whore
Then watch me crank that Robocop

Super fresh, now watch me jock
Joking on them haters man
When I do that Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank that thang.

Now you
I'm joking on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass

You catch me at your local party
Yes, I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad 'cause
I got me some bathing apes

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me super soak that whore
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna crank it up for sure

Haters wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man, man

Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it

Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man, that shit was ugly

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

I'm too fresh off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that whore
super soak that whore [9x]

I'm too fresh now watch me do it
Watch me shuffle
Watch me you
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Now Superman, Superman, Superman

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 23:21


4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 07:51

30 SQ and a dream to get Gilgadick.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 17:46

Ouch, the nostalgia hurt very hardly

I was in elementary school when it was released

I'm in highschool now ;w;

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 08:22

Programs I loaded from my TI-99/4A's cassette drive always ran warmer to me. Assembler instructions were a lot more natural back then, not at all like the cold, sanitized, machine-like instructions loaded from your modern SSD.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 05:39

9927 - 9361 = 566
she aged 566 years in 20 seconds, which means she ages 566/20 = 28.3 years per second
9927 / 28.3 =~ 350 seconds = 5 minutes and 50 seconds

She's literally less than 6 minutes old.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 09:41

hai mAn i licked ur old style betar when u did thos bison pics in teh cave walz but this ok 2

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 14:32

Recent downtime
20 September 2020
The site experienced a period of downtime following a hard disk failure. All data has been successfully recovered and posting should be possible once more.

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11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 08:52

The term "boy" is often used in sexual slang as a diminutive term for adult males. Because of the underage connotations, it is sometimes preferable to spell it as "boi", but that may have been lost in the translation. See Boi (sexual slang) for more information. HalJor (talk) 03:12, 17 January 2012 (UTC)

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 21:48

iq 80

>I love god, god is good

iq 100


iq 120

>haha, low iq cucks don't even question the epistemology of research methods, do you even philosophy

iq 140

>honestly it all doesn't matter all that much, our understanding of everything is a social construct to some extent

<that being said, acknowledging something as a social construct does not invalidate it or make it false, but rather is an invitation to examine which parts of it are historically contingent and for what reasons
iq 160+

>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 100% nigga
>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 200% nigga

wake up sheeple

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 17:18

dude i don't give a shit what karl marx would think of my pronouns, i could open a twitch stream of a vtuber playing fall guys and his fucking brain would explode

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 22:28

I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 04:03

pig sweat chastity wings sauce high chair roleplay

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 08:26

the last plate of authentic italian cuisine as its being fired into the sun: 👋
italians: 🤬

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:00

Right. I remember that the other Hobbits kept getting frustrated at Sean Astin for fucking up his costume and then the film itself getting messed up when they were doing the Grey Havens scene, so they had to keep crying over and over and over.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 08:50

I love this song. The verse about the drywall hanger is my favorite part because I do drywall, thanks for the shout out fellas.

19 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9887 23:23

At which point does a poo stop being your property if it does not enter the sewage system!

Eg. If I were to do a dump in the middle of Boots, walked away, and they cleaned it up, but crucially, it was still in tact as itfs own entity, then refused to give it back me upon my request, are they breaking the law?

Please help asking for a friend!!

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 04:47

wefll have to sit at home all day and watch TV—at least until the sheriff comes by and sets us out for nonpayment, at which point I guess wefll have to sit outside.

What will we watch?

By gweh I of course mean the rest of you dumbasses. Ifll of course be watching prestige dramas on cable TV, like a true smart person. David Simon has a new one out next week, based on a book by Philip Roth. Ifm glad they got that finished in time.

No but really, like many underachievers, I spend a lot of my free time reading books. Itfs never done me any good, and I donft recommend it.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 10:43

I would very much like to go back to the life I used to live where I couldn't pick apart this one drum solo in every single song ever made

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 11:54

Song so black my speakers shot each other

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 12:57

All I know is leach didnft let his children take off practices to go play social justice warrior. The they just kicked the reigning national champs in their dick in their house.

If yfall need me, I will be spending time doing shit on the weekends other than watching football. This Mickey Mouse bullshit is unbearable. Ole miss has removed everything except itfs name, allowed the ncaa to snip our balls off and used state to help and here we are,

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 11:34

>not employing catholics,used to be in scotland if you went for an interview the first question they asked you was what school did you go to,if it started with saint you had no chance,all started with a certain football club who never signed a catholic in over a hundred years,scum.

f*** Catholics. Fair-weather, cherry-picking rubes. ...the lot.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 12:54

Let me guess, Rangers?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 15:39

WOW, I watched this when I was a retarded little sapling. Can't believe this is here.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 03:33

leftists will see another leftist with slightly different views than them and label them fascist and deplatform them, and homophobic wignats will see a horse cock dildo sucking Catboy in blackface and tweet "yo thats kinda based"

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 09:15

>>25 The "certain football club" is of course Rangers but the company he's talking about is DC Thomson, printers of the Beano, Dandy and other long-running newspapers and magazines.

>Local historical note: Gayle Anderson, the 2nd interviewee, was the pop editor of "Jackie" magazine at the time of the concert, published by D.C. Thomson & Co, who also publish The Courier, a publishing company who were infamous in Scotland for being anti-Catholic, and indeed never employed 'Papists' until they were basically forced to by law, well after the point when Ms Anderson worked there. í wonder if she found that 'deeply offensive' during her time as Pop Editor?

[the "deeply offensive" part relates to

>...Interviews with a few fans, with the attendant legally-required footnotes and apologies du jour {í am sure these people do disagree with whatever they believe to be his 'right-wing views', but there obviously is the thought that if you go public with any sort of Moz luv now, even in the 'nostalgia' section, to avoid the risk of on-line abuse in the wonderful world of 2020, you have to deliver such as the following ~ gIfm not a supporter in any way, shape or form of Morrisseyfs controversial comments, quotes and opinions over the intervening years and find them deeply offensiveh }

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 20:19

Fun fact: Life is political.



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Says who?



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People who have to fight for the right to be recognized as human beings. People who have to fight tooth and nail to ensure their "unalienable rights" aren't infringed on. But I'm sorry, that's political. And you just want to focus on Football.



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Welcome to the Fallout. Where a second Civil War is almost on the horizon depending on the debate tonight. Lots of characters will further divide the country.

The US is broken but a complete restoration and restart is necessary to flood out the corruption in our country. No one should feel safe.



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Oh yeah I think everyone can see the coming civil war. Sadder part is another country will come knock us out while we are at our weakest. Maybe then Americans can stand together at lease one more time.



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How the fuck is a disease political to you?



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Maybe because itfs became weaponized?



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Football itself has been weaponized and politicized. We still talk about it.



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The day the President made it political.....you know, instead of trying to save peoples lives.



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4 more years. Let that sink in.



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You are free to ignore this thread. No one is requiring you to participate.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 22:17

I was a lifeguard for 2 years & nobody ever touched my leg hair.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 12:43

What? How? You can make Terry Wads in Touhou Danmakufu?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 16:25

Looks and feels really good until I put it in the microwave and it melted

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 17:45

you deserve to die for creating this

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:08

For the "right to be recognized as human beings" thing, there are some quotes I read in my local newspaper about why people are like this, because people feel like a lot of their causes are not political.

>I wish I could be shocked, but the reality is that anti-Blackness is at every level of our lives. The firing of this woman for a BLM mask illustrates the hypocrisy of franchise owners who are quick to support anti-Black, anti-LGBT and anti-woman causes ... on the basis of bigoted religious beliefs. I hope she sues,
>Over the summer, White wore homemade masks with the words gBlack Lives Matterh and gSilence is Violenceh to in-person training sessions at the school. She even made a few for teachers who asked her if she had extra. But at one point in the summer, the school's assistant principal texted her to say the school wanted her to stop wearing the masks because gparents will be coming around more and we donft discuss the current political climate.h
>White continued to wear the masks.
>This is human rights and it should be something that is promoted at our school. Itfs an excuse to not talk about it by saying this is politics, talk about it on your own time. Itfs just an excuse because theyfre uncomfortable with the conversation,
>This is a very straightforward, apolitical statement of something that has been made to be seemingly controversial but really isnft

It colors everything for some people and they feel that it is involved in every topic, not just political ones and that the "no politics" thing is just an excuse to not discuss things that are uncomfortable for certain groups.
I personally feel like it's not worth discussing with people who feel like this, but it colors everything for some people.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:20

Everything about this mass hysteria these past few weeks is probably the most retarded thing I've ever seen, how everyone just swallows the shit the media feeds them whole. Everyone believing in some racial discrimination conspiracy about genocidal white cops because the media only focuses on white-on-black violence to rile blacks up, while not caring for any other more common match-ups, police brutality and violence in general. To solve this "racism" we'll have rioting and destruction not only in the US but all over the world, even in Sweden where immigrants are treated like kings and the cops are afraid of them. Antifa and all kinds of dreck join in for free stuff and violence and to egg the blacks on, as well as larping with their autonomous zones.

And then you have whites all around the world, as if what's happening in the US is of any relevance to us, falling into some sick mass psychosis. Anti-racist demonstrations all over the world, no one cares about corona any more. Taking knees left and right and worshiping blacks as gods, washing black feet and enacting black supremacy as a religion to combat the bogeyman of "white supremacy". Every single company and brand posting the same message about standing with BLM, every single e-celeb doing the same while encouraging their audience to donate to BLM. You have fucking video game youtubers who never mentions politics, social justice or IRL shit at all, something I used to appreciate, suddenly posting black squares and long tirades about poor black people because white people bad also trump orange. Can't even turn on a video game or watch a presentation about new video games without being told that Black Lives Matter™ and also gays are oppressed. Yes I know that the western games industry is compromised and this is what I expected.

All these "peaceful protests" are retarded as well since this is a non-issue. Had it been about police brutality in general, okay, but protesting non-existent "systemic racism", when you where supposed to stay inside the day before, is retarded. Especially in Europe where "our" immigrant blacks, who aren't related to or have the same history as American blacks, get away with a hell of a lot more than any native.

People act as if this is the worst thing that has ever happened and the most horrible thing they've seen, a cop "killing" a criminal thug resisting arrest by taking a knee and the drug addict having a heart attack. I've seen far worse both from cops and from immigrants.
Two cases that get brought up as comparisons, Tony Timpa, who couldn't breathe under the cops either, and David Dorn who was a black life lost to a black looter, were both worse than the kneeling cop.

And for domestic cases, another case of police brutality that was far worse than the knee was when a man with Down syndrome was shot and killed by four cops who thought he posed a threat with his toy gun. Three of them charged and later acquitted and the fourth cop woman who emptied her magazine to put him down not even charged.
No riots, no demonstrations, no talking about police brutality or rights and justice for the mentally handicapped.

And immigrant violence and murder against whites happen all the time, but is hardly reported on by the media and never gets any reaction from the public except from the nationalists and the conservatives. But when a drugged up criminal black dies in America, being touted as a martyr and a Jesus figure, every white woman and the antifa faggots suddenly wake up and starts worshiping him and defends chimping out and immigrant violence because "white privilege racism whiteness". Outraged women can go live in Africa or do mass sudoku to honour the blacks if their whiteness is so horrible, and wannabe revolutionaries can get sent off to a Chinese re-education camp.

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37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 09:08

>>36 It's a really ignorant, blinkered view of the world, and it's clear the OP doesn't get out much and meet different people, but I don't think people like that are affected by calling them "racist", especially not in response to copypasta on an unrelated text board

It's one of those posts ITT where I can't tell if the person who posted it is mocking the stupid OP or holding it up as a valid point of view

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 10:20

You can get your average redditor midwit to believe anything if you first convince him thinking that way makes him better than some bible belt white trash christian caricature

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 16:32

Chris Johnson has provided several NFL insiders with the number on his yacht and is soliciting advice on the next Jets coach. Here's what he's gotten so far.

>Peyton Manning has provided Chris with another rousing endorsement of Adam's Gaze.
>Pete Carroll has praised Brian Schittyheimer as a coach who is taking football back 50 years.
>Russell Wilson has offered to pay Schittyheimers moving costs to get him out of Seattle.
>Rex Ryan told Johnson the only guy to lead this team is Rex Ryan.
>Korn Ferry suggested co-head coaches; Adam's Gaze should be the defensive coordinator because he can stop any offense. And Greg Williams should be offensive coordinator because he makes any offense look spectacular. And Chris Johnson will actually have the title of Head Coach and will have the final say on every play.
>Joe Douglas called with his list of potential coaches but Chris Johnson didn't take his call.
>Bill Belichick recommended every assistant coach who ever worked for him because they're all successful.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 17:44

Lesbian Sex Audition is a video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long".

The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.

The demonic Sonic Totem reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.

As of June 2, 2016, YouTube deleted the video due to it violating its policies on nudity and sexual content, earning Chris a strike on his channel.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 19:33

what does this metaphor even mean? what would it mean for the trannies in your head to be paying rent?

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 23:19

>there anybody here that observes it?

It seems not.

>what do you or your family usually do on this special day?

I'm not Jewish.

>i would like to remind the non-observers that this is a board for taking it easy. so... whatever you do, try not to post rants here.

It doesn't seem fair to mention a topic like this and then write that it should be exempt from criticism. If I made a thread on Adolf Hitler's birthday, would it be fair for me to put a clause like this?

Judaism is, like Christianity and Islam, an evil religion dedicated to an evil god, and I want the world to be free from this evil god's malign influence.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 03:03

I really enjoy it - but I can't stand the feeling of my eyes popping out of my skull and my intestines being pulled from my mouth through my esophagus.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 04:35

Sáráhgká, the Water Grandmother godess of sex and gender, fertility and birth, puberty, sex and love sends you an ocean of love 💙💙💙💙 and reassures you that you are her child and she loves all her children, because we all feel, and cry, and burn with lust and desire, and we are all the same.

Juekesáhgká, the Sharing Grandmother Huntress shares her love ❤️❤️❤️❤️ too, apologizing for not matching your sex and gender. Every huntress sometimes misses, and she cries for the pain this has caused you, because when we miss, it's because of love. Her arrow missed you because she loves you, her most beloved. This is the true meaning of missing. Once, when we were all the same, you were the whole, the holiest; both male and female in one body you were the holy keeper of gender equality. You are the most-loved and most-gifted child of the Mothers, helping us remember that we are all the same.

Oksáhgká, the Shining Grandmother of the Door, the Change, sends you her love 💛💛💛💛 and warmth and will watch over your change as a mother watches her child. Like you contain both man and woman, she contains night and day, winter and summer, death and life. She reassures you that change is natural, change is inevitable. Everything, even mountains change, because we are all the children of the Earth so we are all the same.

Madtegháhgká, the 🌳🌍Mother of all sends you her love 💚💚💚💚 and whispers that we are all her little walking tree children and she loves us all equally. She reminds you that your roots are deep and many, many generations back, some of them belong to mothers who loved all the children of the earth, and knew that we are all the same.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 06:02

He pulled the classic: "Told you I'll pay your monkey ass when I FEEL like it. Better suck my D**K!"

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 20:23

Yeah, some fringe Catholics believe that Truman was a Freemason higher-up who purposely chose to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki (the cities with the most Catholics) as some type of blood sacrifice ritual to usher in the new age of man. Most evidence points against this, though.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 09:00

Western textboard menses are just a bunch of period blood.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 10:15

>>47 I don't know what this means but it sounds amazing and I want some

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 16:40

When in doubt, add more kobolds.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 19:56

When in doubt, lewd the kobolds.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 20:57

Nobody will ever convince me that Finland exists, sorry if that makes me Hitler-adjacent.

52 Name: vc: nowlsable : 1993-09-9897 20:05

Only freaks think football still has any meaning. The world has moved on freaks, you should too. Your numbers are so small they donft even make a decent subscriber list on a youtube channel , and yet, somehow, you still think you are relevant. Itfs amazing . Blind passion in the face of raw statistical data. Face it freaks, your religion is over. No more football. Itfs gone and good riddance.

53 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 06:12

bro orange man drumpf the commander in cheeto said citric acid might help u against coronavirus so i drank hydrosulfuric acid and my insides melted, why would he do this to me

54 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 06:19

When a game tells me to protect a human:
@@Shit. This is gonna be such a pain in the ass
When a game gives me a gun robot:
@@@I must protect my new mechanical friend AT ALL COST

55 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 09:47


56 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 21:00

I'm LoveLive! scat picture draw man.

57 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 15:37

it WOULD be hilarious to have a vtuber get swatted midstream, id tune in for that alone

id like to see how their software interprets several black clad officers and their firearms

58 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 07:03

That fly did more for the country in one minute than Trump and Pence have done over the past four years. That fly is a true American hero.

59 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 13:56

There is no talent greater than the dark and powerful force within the DNC which seeks out, trains and deploys the worst, most smug, unlikable wom*n on earth, and then gaslights the world into believing normal reactions to their unpleasantness are misogyny, absolutely uncanny.

60 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 18:08

Reminds me of that one movie where Agatha Christie tried to kill off Hercule Poirot (her own fictional character) and he got so pissed that he manifested himself in the real world and argued with her about the implications of what she'd put him through by considering killing him off so callously.

61 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 22:49

freemans mind is like hlvrai but from likw what 2007 and much more lonely and cringey. god i want to fuckin blow him.

62 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 22:59

Actually a very bad call to light one up while sick with COVID... weed suppress your immune system. But if your high with pneumonia that is pretty poggers

63 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 02:28

This comment section is proably confusing af for actual Dean Martin fans

64 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 07:18

What an interesting question. I think dying from any cause takes only seconds or at the longest a couple of minutes. I think you mean how long does it take to do enough damage to kill you from drinking alcohol. There are many cases now of binge drinking killing young college students, who drink enough to kill them.

The young fellow I used to work for, on his fatherfs ranch, managed to do it in about 15 years. he crawled up on the beach one day after a swim and died. Then another friend walked out of a liquor store climbed into his pick up and died beside his wife. He was about 30. Another fell asleep with a candle burning and perished in a fire while passed out drunk.

One of times that bothered me most was an Irish friend with a lovely wife and young son. He had lost his job doing sheet metal work and began drinking heavily, his wife supported him and before long he was showing delirium tremors and his hands would shake until he had the first drink. He became a daily drinker and ended up in hospital with kidney failure. When he came home he was a yellow color and I asked him how he was doing, his reply was not too good. He was dead within a week at about 35.

I have often asked myself why, when I abused alcohol and drugs more than anyone I knew, I was still alive at 73.

I am currently in hospital for numerous problems like edema and an infection in my legs and spots in one lung, it seems I got lucky. This last time I came back in I thought I was havig a stroke. They have done brain scans, heart X ray, sono gram of my kidneys and yesterday of my heart. I had scar tissue removed from my uretha as a resuly of surgery to remove my prostate due to prostate cancer and might return home this weekend. Itfs 3:21 am as the guy next to me snores and bubbles and pops and I share with you my unseen friends.

So, how long does it take to kill yourself depends on how much you wish to commit suicide, because that is what you are doing. Some just take longer than others, just donft drink and drive and roll your car on itfs roof and burn to death hanging upside down in your seatbelt like I saw one 20 year old kid do, when I was driving cab. It was not a pleasant situation, as the fire was too hot to get him out and he perished. I had seen him earlier drunk as a skunk, young and mouthy as I picked up an earlier fair in the bar. He was over served and nobody cared enough to prevent him from driving and now he is dead. End of story!

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 19:35

You know you probably wouldn't like Mario. He'd be your landlord and be this obnoxious short guy that becomes 10 feet tall after taking drugs (mushrooms).

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:34

I know Shii in real life and he was pretty cool until he met my sister and he got all friendly with her and tried to give her a bunch of hugs and poo poo. She's 10. So I never let him come over to my house again.

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 22:41

There are different species of humans. This is made very clear by the Vedic texts of Sanatana Dharma. Some species of humans are more advanced than others which is made abundantly clear with just a passing glance at current events on the news. The truth is just the truth and has never been politically correct.

68 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 00:22

All those majestic creatures fought, to have their descendants - become your boner pills. Buy in bulk, and get that sausage stiff again..

69 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 00:53

That's the first time I've seen a westerner cite the Vedas.

70 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 15:51

There is but one truth. If you avert your eyes from it,
you will always remain nothing more than a puppet.

71 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:21

JOHN ROMERO IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS Best friend and plays lot of Deathmatch with you!

72 Name: athlete worship is so cringe : 1993-09-9904 08:57

Look, I could give a crap about contracts, standing and whatever else: this is, from all Ifve seen, a fine young man who put his body on the line and paid a hefty price.

That, of course, leads me to the eI wish football was what is used to bef crowd. These guys have such a small window to make their money that itfs insane. Wishing for a ehometownf discount is so silly. Do most of us put our livelihoods on the line when we go to work each day? Absolutely not.

These men are not gladiators and we are not Romans.

EDIT: I should add this as well. I used to think I was invincible. I served this country and did my thing. Ifve paid the price: no big deal. But I tell my kids now: gWhat you do now will echo throughout the rest of your lifeh, and that gives them pause. Ifm glad it does. These men that we root for or against each game day should hear the same.

73 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 02:26

My childhood friend is working as a fox virtual vtuber who often dream about my 5th grade self that she's been unconsciously love for her entire lifetime

74 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 07:48

Nah. Its different. See in slavery, we brought the slaves across the atlantic from another continent. That was very wrong. Very wrong indeed. So now we just impose mental and financial hardships on everyone indiscriminately. You're not an 18th century slave, but a 21st century one. And your master isn't a person, but the entire elite class. It just works.

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 21:13

Frankly, if I want news about the USA, I watch Al-jazeera. Donft have to worry about Dems or Republicans there

76 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:28

I got this and put it on my track, 2 busses and master and sent the track to the record label and they instantly made me CEO for life. previously I have used Soundtoys echoboy and it only got me VP.

77 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:44

Look itfs real simple here guys. I, as a white male, am not offended by my racist school song. But I AM offended that other people are offended.

I mean until today I didnft even know it was racist. What am I supposed to do, take the time to learn about racism?!?

I mean, why canft a bunch of unpaid black players suck it up and sing my special football Texas stalking song in front of thousands of white fans? Itfs the only time my dad and I have any real emotional connection. OK!

Whatfs next? Thomas Jefferson? George Washington? Stephen F Austin? Grandpappy? Youfre telling me I need to face the troubling racist elements that goes all the way back to the founding of this country?

What am I supposed to do? Look to find common ground, bridge the gap and heal old wounds. Even make small sacrifices to build a better country and quit kicking this can down the road.

I donft think so. No special blackface football song. No America.

78 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:49

Damn. You got me. All of my feelings about gtraditionh (dirty word by the way) are invalid because I left out a contraction.

79 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 15:50

I saw blood. It was just after the pus and it was mixed in making it creamy pink

80 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:14

Remember when Nazz wanted to go hiking with eddys brother lol

81 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:55

Furthermore, a natural consequence of people reading books is the revenge of the harvested tree flesh (demanding to be consumed so that it can return to the world-gut and reincarnate) and subsequent psychic/memetic possession

When you realize that books hate you for not letting them decompose, imagine what plastic feels like, and the subsequent scope and scale of its violence against life becomes clear. .

82 Name: (*߁[) : 1993-09-9907 17:01

>>81 is woke

83 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 21:57

The argument could of course be made that even the most hikiko of moris requires the existence of a vast global system to bring them food, electricity, and of course, new vidya

84 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 23:49

That is one creepy ass looking horse.

85 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 23:54

The CD-i, like the 3DO, has solid games on it but people watch AVGN vids and take them seriously.

86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 01:59

Tiktok is an occasion of sin. Tread carefully around that app. Itfs a bait that has led to many a ruin.

87 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 08:25

The spiders cannot Wait
They are very busy causing Everything

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 19:33

In a world of sheep, I am a fox with seven legs, three tails and mange. Please kill me

90 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 23:17

"foxes pee on hedgehogs" listen, it's YOUR food, you season it however you want, but count me out lol

91 Name: vc: coughing : 1993-09-9909 22:11

when the Buddha said "desire is the root of all suffering", he was talking about gacha games

92 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 00:39

Put aside your png of the cover art for "Rocket to Russia," the really weird thing about this is that punk and goth are both over 40 years old. This would be like if some 24 year old in 1976 recorded an 8mm film about how you can't like big band if you aren't voting for Jimmy Carter.

93 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 03:04

I have this idea for a VN. The protagonist is a jewish scientist obsesssed with the shoah. He builds a time machine and goes back in time with the intention to kill baby Hitler, but when the time comes, he decides to grab the baby out of the crib and takes it back to the future instead. He rationalizes his actions by thinking that it would be less traumatic for the mother if her baby just vanished. Back in his lab, he takes a moment to gather his thoughts. Then he realizes that all this time, the baby has been peacefully resting in his arms and gently cooing. As he looks at the baby, for a moment the image of the Hitler he knows - signature hair and mustache and all - replaces the baby's features. Filled with disgust, he's determined to go through with his plan. Nothing has changed. He can kill the baby in his lab and get rid of the remains without arousing any suspicion. Nobody will come looking for the baby. He wraps his hand around the baby's throat. This is Adolf Hitler. He had planned to convey a speech before the act. It seemed appropriate, given how important this moment is. And deep within he felt a growing guilt for having to murder someone long before they would do wrong. This is a baby. It isn't even accountable for its past actions, let alone future ones.

He began: "You are Adolf Hitler. Given the chance, you would have become the killer of many." The baby played with the hand that was loosely wrapped around its neck. "To spare so many innocent lives, I must now take yours." The last line of his speech was supposed to be "I WILL now take yours." He had imagined this moment in detail countless times, and for the last hundred times he hadn't changed anything. "I will now take yours", he corrected himself. He took a deep breath and tried to imagine the face of the Hitler he knew again, but could not. His anger was depleted. It seemed impossible to equate this tiny, curious being to the scourge of his people. He took another breath, closed his eyes and squeezed his hand. Immediately, the baby became distressed. As he closed his grip around the baby's neck, he felt his own throat constricting and his face contorted. Nothing was as he had imagined. He was supposed to kill Hitler in the past and come back to gauge the consequences. As far as the timeline was concerned, Hitler never happened. Did he need to kill this baby? What if it grew up to be a terrible person in the present? Surely the Hitler he knew was more than just the product of his environment.

Maybe this baby would become an animal abuser. Maybe it would become an antisemite. Maybe it would become a war criminal, regardless of how lovingly he cared for the baby. Care for the baby? Thoughts of raising a child raced through his mind. He was almost middle-aged now, but in his obsession to create a time machine, he'd never had any time for love. He had acquaintances, and he could rely on his family and other jews in time of need. He was liked and respected - not least for his extensive scientific affinity - and there were many who regretted his distant and preoccupied nature. For years, the only person on his mind was Hitler. The only person who evoked any emotion in him was Hitler. He opened his eyes. Hitler was crying. How long ago had he relaxed his grip on Hitler's throat? It doesn't matter anymore. But one thing is for sure. As Hitler matures, he will come to resemble that man he hates. It would be impossible to love him. Hitler will have to grow up as a girl.

Working title: Hit-her

94 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 11:35

My friend and I fed that cabbage patch doll cigarettes. we thought It was hilarious.

95 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 11:51

Any doll that mimicked a bodily function was always weird to me. Also, I feel Puppy Surprise misled a few children into thinking that you can rip open a dog and find puppies inside.

96 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:32

>>95 But you can do that!

97 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 06:03

Performing bodily functions is natural for everyone, and idols like you are no exception to that inherent rule of nature, Moona. There is no need to feel ashamed. That doesnft make us love you any less. Not at all. We Moonafics sincerely hope youfll get better soon.

98 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:25

the hardest thing by slime girls is when their children have sex with her father to get semen to grow. but when the mother slime say no in that case i think the babyslime won`t doing it.

99 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 21:35

If you go skydiving there's at least a non-zero chance that you die, so you're spending $250 to risk your life. Nobody has ever died while rolling in a gacha (I don't have a source for this). So even though it's slightly more expensive, at least you're guaranteed to survive if you spend $400 for a character (probably).

100 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 20:29

Doing Sex(C), and by that i mean taking a shower

sex is groce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

101 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 00:05

The revolution is actually all of us gathering in DC and starting to spin around in circles, very quickly, together until our combined rotational power takes on a sentient communist life of its own and begins eradicating capitalism.

102 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 01:19

Many of the people agreeing with her are either scared of her banning them or are just trying to copy her whole "Look at my 4 foot dick that leaks pus but you will still automatically want to suck it" thing. I guess that makes them yes-gender-nondescript-people, but not all of them are doing it forc whatever redeemable quality they find in Jenna.

103 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:12

This sounds like WoW ERP drama

104 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:28

F-List ERP drama, actually

105 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 10:01

Nunca saldría con alguien que usara la palabra "papaya" para referirse a la vagina.

106 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 10:28

Cuba is also a medical powerhouse and has a high level of education. It's a wonderful country.
It's not like Japan, which is tainted by hamburgers.

107 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 16:19

I go to great lengths, and I'm talking about extreme lengths, and I mean pandemic 6-foot lengths, to make sure I never accidentally touch a woman in any way at work. I check for feet under conference tables, I'm careful about bumping at the coffee pot, or leaning over to look at monitors, or being in proximity in the shop.

18 years into my career, never touched a woman at work outside of a handshake.

108 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 17:44

>>107 makes it sound difficult...

109 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 02:15

I'm sick of shows and movies portraying it as funny, deserved or no big deal when girls/women kick boys/men in the balls hard for other reasons than self defense.

The fetishization of this as "girlpower", or as some kind of way of punishing, humiliating, violating and/or hurting the guy AS a male, or the the joy which the kind of girl who does this draws from this makes it sexual violence and humiliation, in addition to severe physical violence.

Outside of self defense, what I listed above are the EXACT reasons girls/women do this, not "because it just happens to be what hurts the most, and his gender has nothing to do with it". BULL. SHIT. Girls and women do this to punish and violate males AS males, and the lack of inhibition to do this is due to a lack of regard specifically for males.

Shows and movies portray this as normal, funny or no big deal between children and especially a brother and a sister, they portray it as deserved when a guy somehow insults a girl, hurts her feelings or cheats, and even movies for little children like Ice Age or the Smurfs have scenes like these, where the underlying dynamic is all about specifically showing a girl humiliate, dominate and extremely hurt a boy AS a male by exploiting and violating his male weak spot and male genitals, and it's portrayed as funny and no big deal.
This trope has been played so incredibly often in shows and movies that the act has established itself as a "girl-thing", as a part of the female identity (even if it's mostly lived out vicariously) - violating and humiliating, triumphing over a male as a male by exploiting and attacking his male weak spot and genitals.

Even when there's an accidental nutshot, many girls laugh in a different way about it than guys, and even when it's completely inappropriate due to the seriousness of the particular case.
It's not a sympathetic "holy shit, I know how that feels, we're in the same boat" - laughter.
It's utterly lacking in sympathy, and comes from the satisfaction of an ill will, and resentment specifically towards males.

Girls/women who did this for any other reason than legitimate self defense should be deeply, deeply ashamed of themselves because they are pieces of shit.
It's not a cute or funny little story.
It's not something they did because "they did not understand" - they absolutely did, that's why they did it.
What else would make them do it, except for a more general disregard for males as a whole?

Girls who kick guys in the balls hard for other reasons than legitimate self defense are not one bit better than guys who beat girls into that kind of agony and grope them. Same goes for young girls and boys.

They deserve a hard punch in the face every bit as much as guys like that, and I mean that 100% - girls who do that should be punched in the face.

And if such an attack makes a guy's testicle/s burst and have to be removed, or takes his ability to father children from him, it should be considered to be on one level with rape.

110 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 02:27

I dont even remember a girl character in Ice Age

111 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 02:38

or Smurfs having genitals

112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 08:22

There was a guy in my neighborhood who had rabies and developed hydrophobia. Since there was no cure they forced him to a corner and used water cannons against him till he died.

Edit: I live in India.

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 13:43

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Bash script segmentation fault on line 32

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 14:27

Arguing over pronouns was not the sort of stupidity I was expecting under a math video. Proof I guess that having above-average IQ won't make you any less delusional.

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:04

You have to be pretty Low-IQ to argue in youtube comment sections about gender

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:37

I wonder what kind of people in real life argue on/post YT comments.

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 21:32

my neighbor loves this song.

118 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:11

like if you're listening in 2020

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 09:29

Hah, as if 4-ch will still exist in 27 years.

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 11:44

>>401 I withdraw this comment, i was drunk and posted in the wrong thread and i thought they deleted my post

maybe i do truly belong over there. I'll see myself out

121 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 02:27

Its around $450 per night per person at that shitty Chicago hotel, thats a lot when they could buy many KKK robes or nooses for that amount.

122 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 06:21

imagine my immense disillusionment when, after studying japanese for 15 years, i go to a japanese mcdonaldfs and the clerk laughs at me when I order an gureshii teishokuh

123 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 07:30

If you open the broken OUIJAWIN.EXE in a hex editor you can see most of it has gotten replaced with parts of totally unrelated files, including a strategy game called "Pendulous", and a document analyzing the translation of the New Testament from the Greek source.
Looks like somebody at Softkey had their File Allocation Table mixed up.

124 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:42

I'm convinced most I encounter think I'm just a young boy. I've never had anyone ask if I was a girl or made any comment of the like.

125 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 07:57

Well thiccbooty69, Ifm happy you ask, but are you sure you wanna take advice form someone named frogdick27?

126 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 08:09

I am a firm believer of men being faithful, loving,adoring and honest. Giving their gf / wife support and freedom. Freedom to be herself. Freedom to sleep with whoever, whenever.

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