[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (397)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:50


2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:52

Soulja Boy, I tell 'em
Hey, I got a new dance for you all called the Soulja Boy
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Ah, yeah!

Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that whore
Then watch me crank that Robocop

Super fresh, now watch me jock
Joking on them haters man
When I do that Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank that thang.

Now you
I'm joking on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass

You catch me at your local party
Yes, I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad 'cause
I got me some bathing apes

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me super soak that whore
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna crank it up for sure

Haters wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man, man

Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it

Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man, that shit was ugly

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

I'm too fresh off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that whore
super soak that whore [9x]

I'm too fresh now watch me do it
Watch me shuffle
Watch me you
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Now Superman, Superman, Superman

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this whore
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 23:21


4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 07:51

30 SQ and a dream to get Gilgadick.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 17:46

Ouch, the nostalgia hurt very hardly

I was in elementary school when it was released

I'm in highschool now ;w;

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 08:22

Programs I loaded from my TI-99/4A's cassette drive always ran warmer to me. Assembler instructions were a lot more natural back then, not at all like the cold, sanitized, machine-like instructions loaded from your modern SSD.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 05:39

9927 - 9361 = 566
she aged 566 years in 20 seconds, which means she ages 566/20 = 28.3 years per second
9927 / 28.3 =~ 350 seconds = 5 minutes and 50 seconds

She's literally less than 6 minutes old.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 09:41

hai mAn i licked ur old style betar when u did thos bison pics in teh cave walz but this ok 2

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 14:32

Recent downtime
20 September 2020
The site experienced a period of downtime following a hard disk failure. All data has been successfully recovered and posting should be possible once more.

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11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 08:52

The term "boy" is often used in sexual slang as a diminutive term for adult males. Because of the underage connotations, it is sometimes preferable to spell it as "boi", but that may have been lost in the translation. See Boi (sexual slang) for more information. HalJor (talk) 03:12, 17 January 2012 (UTC)

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 21:48

iq 80

>I love god, god is good

iq 100


iq 120

>haha, low iq cucks don't even question the epistemology of research methods, do you even philosophy

iq 140

>honestly it all doesn't matter all that much, our understanding of everything is a social construct to some extent

<that being said, acknowledging something as a social construct does not invalidate it or make it false, but rather is an invitation to examine which parts of it are historically contingent and for what reasons
iq 160+

>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 100% nigga
>nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>I'm 200% nigga

wake up sheeple

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 17:18

dude i don't give a shit what karl marx would think of my pronouns, i could open a twitch stream of a vtuber playing fall guys and his fucking brain would explode

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 22:28

I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 04:03

pig sweat chastity wings sauce high chair roleplay

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 08:26

the last plate of authentic italian cuisine as its being fired into the sun: 👋
italians: 🤬

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:00

Right. I remember that the other Hobbits kept getting frustrated at Sean Astin for fucking up his costume and then the film itself getting messed up when they were doing the Grey Havens scene, so they had to keep crying over and over and over.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 08:50

I love this song. The verse about the drywall hanger is my favorite part because I do drywall, thanks for the shout out fellas.

19 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9887 23:23

At which point does a poo stop being your property if it does not enter the sewage system!

Eg. If I were to do a dump in the middle of Boots, walked away, and they cleaned it up, but crucially, it was still in tact as it’s own entity, then refused to give it back me upon my request, are they breaking the law?

Please help asking for a friend!!

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 04:47

we’ll have to sit at home all day and watch TV—at least until the sheriff comes by and sets us out for nonpayment, at which point I guess we’ll have to sit outside.

What will we watch?

By “we” I of course mean the rest of you dumbasses. I’ll of course be watching prestige dramas on cable TV, like a true smart person. David Simon has a new one out next week, based on a book by Philip Roth. I’m glad they got that finished in time.

No but really, like many underachievers, I spend a lot of my free time reading books. It’s never done me any good, and I don’t recommend it.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 10:43

I would very much like to go back to the life I used to live where I couldn't pick apart this one drum solo in every single song ever made

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 11:54

Song so black my speakers shot each other

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 12:57

All I know is leach didn’t let his children take off practices to go play social justice warrior. The they just kicked the reigning national champs in their dick in their house.

If y’all need me, I will be spending time doing shit on the weekends other than watching football. This Mickey Mouse bullshit is unbearable. Ole miss has removed everything except it’s name, allowed the ncaa to snip our balls off and used state to help and here we are,

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 11:34

>not employing catholics,used to be in scotland if you went for an interview the first question they asked you was what school did you go to,if it started with saint you had no chance,all started with a certain football club who never signed a catholic in over a hundred years,scum.

f*** Catholics. Fair-weather, cherry-picking rubes. ...the lot.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 12:54

Let me guess, Rangers?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 15:39

WOW, I watched this when I was a retarded little sapling. Can't believe this is here.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 03:33

leftists will see another leftist with slightly different views than them and label them fascist and deplatform them, and homophobic wignats will see a horse cock dildo sucking Catboy in blackface and tweet "yo thats kinda based"

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 09:15

>>25 The "certain football club" is of course Rangers but the company he's talking about is DC Thomson, printers of the Beano, Dandy and other long-running newspapers and magazines.

>Local historical note: Gayle Anderson, the 2nd interviewee, was the pop editor of "Jackie" magazine at the time of the concert, published by D.C. Thomson & Co, who also publish The Courier, a publishing company who were infamous in Scotland for being anti-Catholic, and indeed never employed 'Papists' until they were basically forced to by law, well after the point when Ms Anderson worked there. í wonder if she found that 'deeply offensive' during her time as Pop Editor?

[the "deeply offensive" part relates to

>...Interviews with a few fans, with the attendant legally-required footnotes and apologies du jour {í am sure these people do disagree with whatever they believe to be his 'right-wing views', but there obviously is the thought that if you go public with any sort of Moz luv now, even in the 'nostalgia' section, to avoid the risk of on-line abuse in the wonderful world of 2020, you have to deliver such as the following ~ “I’m not a supporter in any way, shape or form of Morrissey’s controversial comments, quotes and opinions over the intervening years and find them deeply offensive” }

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 20:19

Fun fact: Life is political.



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Says who?



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People who have to fight for the right to be recognized as human beings. People who have to fight tooth and nail to ensure their "unalienable rights" aren't infringed on. But I'm sorry, that's political. And you just want to focus on Football.



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Welcome to the Fallout. Where a second Civil War is almost on the horizon depending on the debate tonight. Lots of characters will further divide the country.

The US is broken but a complete restoration and restart is necessary to flood out the corruption in our country. No one should feel safe.



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Oh yeah I think everyone can see the coming civil war. Sadder part is another country will come knock us out while we are at our weakest. Maybe then Americans can stand together at lease one more time.



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How the fuck is a disease political to you?



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Maybe because it’s became weaponized?



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Football itself has been weaponized and politicized. We still talk about it.



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The day the President made it political.....you know, instead of trying to save peoples lives.



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4 more years. Let that sink in.



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You are free to ignore this thread. No one is requiring you to participate.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 22:17

I was a lifeguard for 2 years & nobody ever touched my leg hair.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 12:43

What? How? You can make Terry Wads in Touhou Danmakufu?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 16:25

Looks and feels really good until I put it in the microwave and it melted

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 17:45

you deserve to die for creating this

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:08

For the "right to be recognized as human beings" thing, there are some quotes I read in my local newspaper about why people are like this, because people feel like a lot of their causes are not political.

>I wish I could be shocked, but the reality is that anti-Blackness is at every level of our lives. The firing of this woman for a BLM mask illustrates the hypocrisy of franchise owners who are quick to support anti-Black, anti-LGBT and anti-woman causes ... on the basis of bigoted religious beliefs. I hope she sues,
>Over the summer, White wore homemade masks with the words “Black Lives Matter” and “Silence is Violence” to in-person training sessions at the school. She even made a few for teachers who asked her if she had extra. But at one point in the summer, the school's assistant principal texted her to say the school wanted her to stop wearing the masks because “parents will be coming around more and we don’t discuss the current political climate.”
>White continued to wear the masks.
>This is human rights and it should be something that is promoted at our school. It’s an excuse to not talk about it by saying this is politics, talk about it on your own time. It’s just an excuse because they’re uncomfortable with the conversation,
>This is a very straightforward, apolitical statement of something that has been made to be seemingly controversial but really isn’t

It colors everything for some people and they feel that it is involved in every topic, not just political ones and that the "no politics" thing is just an excuse to not discuss things that are uncomfortable for certain groups.
I personally feel like it's not worth discussing with people who feel like this, but it colors everything for some people.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:20

Everything about this mass hysteria these past few weeks is probably the most retarded thing I've ever seen, how everyone just swallows the shit the media feeds them whole. Everyone believing in some racial discrimination conspiracy about genocidal white cops because the media only focuses on white-on-black violence to rile blacks up, while not caring for any other more common match-ups, police brutality and violence in general. To solve this "racism" we'll have rioting and destruction not only in the US but all over the world, even in Sweden where immigrants are treated like kings and the cops are afraid of them. Antifa and all kinds of dreck join in for free stuff and violence and to egg the blacks on, as well as larping with their autonomous zones.

And then you have whites all around the world, as if what's happening in the US is of any relevance to us, falling into some sick mass psychosis. Anti-racist demonstrations all over the world, no one cares about corona any more. Taking knees left and right and worshiping blacks as gods, washing black feet and enacting black supremacy as a religion to combat the bogeyman of "white supremacy". Every single company and brand posting the same message about standing with BLM, every single e-celeb doing the same while encouraging their audience to donate to BLM. You have fucking video game youtubers who never mentions politics, social justice or IRL shit at all, something I used to appreciate, suddenly posting black squares and long tirades about poor black people because white people bad also trump orange. Can't even turn on a video game or watch a presentation about new video games without being told that Black Lives Matter™ and also gays are oppressed. Yes I know that the western games industry is compromised and this is what I expected.

All these "peaceful protests" are retarded as well since this is a non-issue. Had it been about police brutality in general, okay, but protesting non-existent "systemic racism", when you where supposed to stay inside the day before, is retarded. Especially in Europe where "our" immigrant blacks, who aren't related to or have the same history as American blacks, get away with a hell of a lot more than any native.

People act as if this is the worst thing that has ever happened and the most horrible thing they've seen, a cop "killing" a criminal thug resisting arrest by taking a knee and the drug addict having a heart attack. I've seen far worse both from cops and from immigrants.
Two cases that get brought up as comparisons, Tony Timpa, who couldn't breathe under the cops either, and David Dorn who was a black life lost to a black looter, were both worse than the kneeling cop.

And for domestic cases, another case of police brutality that was far worse than the knee was when a man with Down syndrome was shot and killed by four cops who thought he posed a threat with his toy gun. Three of them charged and later acquitted and the fourth cop woman who emptied her magazine to put him down not even charged.
No riots, no demonstrations, no talking about police brutality or rights and justice for the mentally handicapped.

And immigrant violence and murder against whites happen all the time, but is hardly reported on by the media and never gets any reaction from the public except from the nationalists and the conservatives. But when a drugged up criminal black dies in America, being touted as a martyr and a Jesus figure, every white woman and the antifa faggots suddenly wake up and starts worshiping him and defends chimping out and immigrant violence because "white privilege racism whiteness". Outraged women can go live in Africa or do mass sudoku to honour the blacks if their whiteness is so horrible, and wannabe revolutionaries can get sent off to a Chinese re-education camp.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 00:38


37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 09:08

>>36 It's a really ignorant, blinkered view of the world, and it's clear the OP doesn't get out much and meet different people, but I don't think people like that are affected by calling them "racist", especially not in response to copypasta on an unrelated text board

It's one of those posts ITT where I can't tell if the person who posted it is mocking the stupid OP or holding it up as a valid point of view

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 10:20

You can get your average redditor midwit to believe anything if you first convince him thinking that way makes him better than some bible belt white trash christian caricature

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 16:32

Chris Johnson has provided several NFL insiders with the number on his yacht and is soliciting advice on the next Jets coach. Here's what he's gotten so far.

>Peyton Manning has provided Chris with another rousing endorsement of Adam's Gaze.
>Pete Carroll has praised Brian Schittyheimer as a coach who is taking football back 50 years.
>Russell Wilson has offered to pay Schittyheimers moving costs to get him out of Seattle.
>Rex Ryan told Johnson the only guy to lead this team is Rex Ryan.
>Korn Ferry suggested co-head coaches; Adam's Gaze should be the defensive coordinator because he can stop any offense. And Greg Williams should be offensive coordinator because he makes any offense look spectacular. And Chris Johnson will actually have the title of Head Coach and will have the final say on every play.
>Joe Douglas called with his list of potential coaches but Chris Johnson didn't take his call.
>Bill Belichick recommended every assistant coach who ever worked for him because they're all successful.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 17:44

Lesbian Sex Audition is a video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long".

The video was previously mentioned in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with Johan who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.

The demonic Sonic Totem reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.

As of June 2, 2016, YouTube deleted the video due to it violating its policies on nudity and sexual content, earning Chris a strike on his channel.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 19:33

what does this metaphor even mean? what would it mean for the trannies in your head to be paying rent?

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 23:19

>there anybody here that observes it?

It seems not.

>what do you or your family usually do on this special day?

I'm not Jewish.

>i would like to remind the non-observers that this is a board for taking it easy. so... whatever you do, try not to post rants here.

It doesn't seem fair to mention a topic like this and then write that it should be exempt from criticism. If I made a thread on Adolf Hitler's birthday, would it be fair for me to put a clause like this?

Judaism is, like Christianity and Islam, an evil religion dedicated to an evil god, and I want the world to be free from this evil god's malign influence.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 03:03

I really enjoy it - but I can't stand the feeling of my eyes popping out of my skull and my intestines being pulled from my mouth through my esophagus.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 04:35

Sáráhgká, the Water Grandmother godess of sex and gender, fertility and birth, puberty, sex and love sends you an ocean of love 💙💙💙💙 and reassures you that you are her child and she loves all her children, because we all feel, and cry, and burn with lust and desire, and we are all the same.

Juekesáhgká, the Sharing Grandmother Huntress shares her love ❤️❤️❤️❤️ too, apologizing for not matching your sex and gender. Every huntress sometimes misses, and she cries for the pain this has caused you, because when we miss, it's because of love. Her arrow missed you because she loves you, her most beloved. This is the true meaning of missing. Once, when we were all the same, you were the whole, the holiest; both male and female in one body you were the holy keeper of gender equality. You are the most-loved and most-gifted child of the Mothers, helping us remember that we are all the same.

Oksáhgká, the Shining Grandmother of the Door, the Change, sends you her love 💛💛💛💛 and warmth and will watch over your change as a mother watches her child. Like you contain both man and woman, she contains night and day, winter and summer, death and life. She reassures you that change is natural, change is inevitable. Everything, even mountains change, because we are all the children of the Earth so we are all the same.

Madtegháhgká, the 🌳🌍Mother of all sends you her love 💚💚💚💚 and whispers that we are all her little walking tree children and she loves us all equally. She reminds you that your roots are deep and many, many generations back, some of them belong to mothers who loved all the children of the earth, and knew that we are all the same.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 06:02

He pulled the classic: "Told you I'll pay your monkey ass when I FEEL like it. Better suck my D**K!"

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 20:23

Yeah, some fringe Catholics believe that Truman was a Freemason higher-up who purposely chose to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki (the cities with the most Catholics) as some type of blood sacrifice ritual to usher in the new age of man. Most evidence points against this, though.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 09:00

Western textboard menses are just a bunch of period blood.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 10:15

>>47 I don't know what this means but it sounds amazing and I want some

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 16:40

When in doubt, add more kobolds.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 19:56

When in doubt, lewd the kobolds.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 20:57

Nobody will ever convince me that Finland exists, sorry if that makes me Hitler-adjacent.

52 Name: vc: nowlsable : 1993-09-9897 20:05

Only freaks think football still has any meaning. The world has moved on freaks, you should too. Your numbers are so small they don’t even make a decent subscriber list on a youtube channel , and yet, somehow, you still think you are relevant. It’s amazing . Blind passion in the face of raw statistical data. Face it freaks, your religion is over. No more football. It’s gone and good riddance.

53 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 06:12

bro orange man drumpf the commander in cheeto said citric acid might help u against coronavirus so i drank hydrosulfuric acid and my insides melted, why would he do this to me

54 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 06:19

When a game tells me to protect a human:
  Shit. This is gonna be such a pain in the ass
When a game gives me a gun robot:
   I must protect my new mechanical friend AT ALL COST

55 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 09:47


56 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 21:00

※I'm LoveLive! scat picture draw man.

57 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 15:37

it WOULD be hilarious to have a vtuber get swatted midstream, id tune in for that alone

id like to see how their software interprets several black clad officers and their firearms

58 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 07:03

That fly did more for the country in one minute than Trump and Pence have done over the past four years. That fly is a true American hero.

59 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 13:56

There is no talent greater than the dark and powerful force within the DNC which seeks out, trains and deploys the worst, most smug, unlikable wom*n on earth, and then gaslights the world into believing normal reactions to their unpleasantness are misogyny, absolutely uncanny.

60 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 18:08

Reminds me of that one movie where Agatha Christie tried to kill off Hercule Poirot (her own fictional character) and he got so pissed that he manifested himself in the real world and argued with her about the implications of what she'd put him through by considering killing him off so callously.

61 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 22:49

freemans mind is like hlvrai but from likw what 2007 and much more lonely and cringey. god i want to fuckin blow him.

62 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 22:59

Actually a very bad call to light one up while sick with COVID... weed suppress your immune system. But if your high with pneumonia that is pretty poggers

63 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 02:28

This comment section is proably confusing af for actual Dean Martin fans

64 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 07:18

What an interesting question. I think dying from any cause takes only seconds or at the longest a couple of minutes. I think you mean how long does it take to do enough damage to kill you from drinking alcohol. There are many cases now of binge drinking killing young college students, who drink enough to kill them.

The young fellow I used to work for, on his father’s ranch, managed to do it in about 15 years. he crawled up on the beach one day after a swim and died. Then another friend walked out of a liquor store climbed into his pick up and died beside his wife. He was about 30. Another fell asleep with a candle burning and perished in a fire while passed out drunk.

One of times that bothered me most was an Irish friend with a lovely wife and young son. He had lost his job doing sheet metal work and began drinking heavily, his wife supported him and before long he was showing delirium tremors and his hands would shake until he had the first drink. He became a daily drinker and ended up in hospital with kidney failure. When he came home he was a yellow color and I asked him how he was doing, his reply was not too good. He was dead within a week at about 35.

I have often asked myself why, when I abused alcohol and drugs more than anyone I knew, I was still alive at 73.

I am currently in hospital for numerous problems like edema and an infection in my legs and spots in one lung, it seems I got lucky. This last time I came back in I thought I was havig a stroke. They have done brain scans, heart X ray, sono gram of my kidneys and yesterday of my heart. I had scar tissue removed from my uretha as a resuly of surgery to remove my prostate due to prostate cancer and might return home this weekend. It’s 3:21 am as the guy next to me snores and bubbles and pops and I share with you my unseen friends.

So, how long does it take to kill yourself depends on how much you wish to commit suicide, because that is what you are doing. Some just take longer than others, just don’t drink and drive and roll your car on it’s roof and burn to death hanging upside down in your seatbelt like I saw one 20 year old kid do, when I was driving cab. It was not a pleasant situation, as the fire was too hot to get him out and he perished. I had seen him earlier drunk as a skunk, young and mouthy as I picked up an earlier fair in the bar. He was over served and nobody cared enough to prevent him from driving and now he is dead. End of story!

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 19:35

You know you probably wouldn't like Mario. He'd be your landlord and be this obnoxious short guy that becomes 10 feet tall after taking drugs (mushrooms).

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:34

I know Shii in real life and he was pretty cool until he met my sister and he got all friendly with her and tried to give her a bunch of hugs and poo poo. She's 10. So I never let him come over to my house again.

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 22:41

There are different species of humans. This is made very clear by the Vedic texts of Sanatana Dharma. Some species of humans are more advanced than others which is made abundantly clear with just a passing glance at current events on the news. The truth is just the truth and has never been politically correct.

68 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 00:22

All those majestic creatures fought, to have their descendants - become your boner pills. Buy in bulk, and get that sausage stiff again..

69 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 00:53

That's the first time I've seen a westerner cite the Vedas.

70 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 15:51

There is but one truth. If you avert your eyes from it,
you will always remain nothing more than a puppet.

71 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:21

JOHN ROMERO IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS Best friend and plays lot of Deathmatch with you!

72 Name: athlete worship is so cringe : 1993-09-9904 08:57

Look, I could give a crap about contracts, standing and whatever else: this is, from all I’ve seen, a fine young man who put his body on the line and paid a hefty price.

That, of course, leads me to the ‘I wish football was what is used to be’ crowd. These guys have such a small window to make their money that it’s insane. Wishing for a ‘hometown’ discount is so silly. Do most of us put our livelihoods on the line when we go to work each day? Absolutely not.

These men are not gladiators and we are not Romans.

EDIT: I should add this as well. I used to think I was invincible. I served this country and did my thing. I’ve paid the price: no big deal. But I tell my kids now: “What you do now will echo throughout the rest of your life”, and that gives them pause. I’m glad it does. These men that we root for or against each game day should hear the same.

73 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 02:26

My childhood friend is working as a fox virtual vtuber who often dream about my 5th grade self that she's been unconsciously love for her entire lifetime

74 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 07:48

Nah. Its different. See in slavery, we brought the slaves across the atlantic from another continent. That was very wrong. Very wrong indeed. So now we just impose mental and financial hardships on everyone indiscriminately. You're not an 18th century slave, but a 21st century one. And your master isn't a person, but the entire elite class. It just works.

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 21:13

Frankly, if I want news about the USA, I watch Al-jazeera. Don’t have to worry about Dems or Republicans there

76 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:28

I got this and put it on my track, 2 busses and master and sent the track to the record label and they instantly made me CEO for life. previously I have used Soundtoys echoboy and it only got me VP.

77 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:44

Look it’s real simple here guys. I, as a white male, am not offended by my racist school song. But I AM offended that other people are offended.

I mean until today I didn’t even know it was racist. What am I supposed to do, take the time to learn about racism?!?

I mean, why can’t a bunch of unpaid black players suck it up and sing my special football Texas stalking song in front of thousands of white fans? It’s the only time my dad and I have any real emotional connection. OK!

What’s next? Thomas Jefferson? George Washington? Stephen F Austin? Grandpappy? You’re telling me I need to face the troubling racist elements that goes all the way back to the founding of this country?

What am I supposed to do? Look to find common ground, bridge the gap and heal old wounds. Even make small sacrifices to build a better country and quit kicking this can down the road.

I don’t think so. No special blackface football song. No America.

78 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:49

Damn. You got me. All of my feelings about “tradition” (dirty word by the way) are invalid because I left out a contraction.

79 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 15:50

I saw blood. It was just after the pus and it was mixed in making it creamy pink

80 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:14

Remember when Nazz wanted to go hiking with eddys brother lol

81 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:55

Furthermore, a natural consequence of people reading books is the revenge of the harvested tree flesh (demanding to be consumed so that it can return to the world-gut and reincarnate) and subsequent psychic/memetic possession

When you realize that books hate you for not letting them decompose, imagine what plastic feels like, and the subsequent scope and scale of its violence against life becomes clear. .

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9907 17:01

>>81 is woke

83 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 21:57

The argument could of course be made that even the most hikiko of moris requires the existence of a vast global system to bring them food, electricity, and of course, new vidya

84 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 23:49

That is one creepy ass looking horse.

85 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 23:54

The CD-i, like the 3DO, has solid games on it but people watch AVGN vids and take them seriously.

86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 01:59

Tiktok is an occasion of sin. Tread carefully around that app. It’s a bait that has led to many a ruin.

87 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 08:25

The spiders cannot Wait
They are very busy causing Everything

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 19:33

In a world of sheep, I am a fox with seven legs, three tails and mange. Please kill me

90 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 23:17

"foxes pee on hedgehogs" listen, it's YOUR food, you season it however you want, but count me out lol

91 Name: vc: coughing : 1993-09-9909 22:11

when the Buddha said "desire is the root of all suffering", he was talking about gacha games

92 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 00:39

Put aside your png of the cover art for "Rocket to Russia," the really weird thing about this is that punk and goth are both over 40 years old. This would be like if some 24 year old in 1976 recorded an 8mm film about how you can't like big band if you aren't voting for Jimmy Carter.

93 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 03:04

I have this idea for a VN. The protagonist is a jewish scientist obsesssed with the shoah. He builds a time machine and goes back in time with the intention to kill baby Hitler, but when the time comes, he decides to grab the baby out of the crib and takes it back to the future instead. He rationalizes his actions by thinking that it would be less traumatic for the mother if her baby just vanished. Back in his lab, he takes a moment to gather his thoughts. Then he realizes that all this time, the baby has been peacefully resting in his arms and gently cooing. As he looks at the baby, for a moment the image of the Hitler he knows - signature hair and mustache and all - replaces the baby's features. Filled with disgust, he's determined to go through with his plan. Nothing has changed. He can kill the baby in his lab and get rid of the remains without arousing any suspicion. Nobody will come looking for the baby. He wraps his hand around the baby's throat. This is Adolf Hitler. He had planned to convey a speech before the act. It seemed appropriate, given how important this moment is. And deep within he felt a growing guilt for having to murder someone long before they would do wrong. This is a baby. It isn't even accountable for its past actions, let alone future ones.

He began: "You are Adolf Hitler. Given the chance, you would have become the killer of many." The baby played with the hand that was loosely wrapped around its neck. "To spare so many innocent lives, I must now take yours." The last line of his speech was supposed to be "I WILL now take yours." He had imagined this moment in detail countless times, and for the last hundred times he hadn't changed anything. "I will now take yours", he corrected himself. He took a deep breath and tried to imagine the face of the Hitler he knew again, but could not. His anger was depleted. It seemed impossible to equate this tiny, curious being to the scourge of his people. He took another breath, closed his eyes and squeezed his hand. Immediately, the baby became distressed. As he closed his grip around the baby's neck, he felt his own throat constricting and his face contorted. Nothing was as he had imagined. He was supposed to kill Hitler in the past and come back to gauge the consequences. As far as the timeline was concerned, Hitler never happened. Did he need to kill this baby? What if it grew up to be a terrible person in the present? Surely the Hitler he knew was more than just the product of his environment.

Maybe this baby would become an animal abuser. Maybe it would become an antisemite. Maybe it would become a war criminal, regardless of how lovingly he cared for the baby. Care for the baby? Thoughts of raising a child raced through his mind. He was almost middle-aged now, but in his obsession to create a time machine, he'd never had any time for love. He had acquaintances, and he could rely on his family and other jews in time of need. He was liked and respected - not least for his extensive scientific affinity - and there were many who regretted his distant and preoccupied nature. For years, the only person on his mind was Hitler. The only person who evoked any emotion in him was Hitler. He opened his eyes. Hitler was crying. How long ago had he relaxed his grip on Hitler's throat? It doesn't matter anymore. But one thing is for sure. As Hitler matures, he will come to resemble that man he hates. It would be impossible to love him. Hitler will have to grow up as a girl.

Working title: Hit-her

94 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 11:35

My friend and I fed that cabbage patch doll cigarettes. we thought It was hilarious.

95 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 11:51

Any doll that mimicked a bodily function was always weird to me. Also, I feel Puppy Surprise misled a few children into thinking that you can rip open a dog and find puppies inside.

96 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:32

>>95 But you can do that!

97 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 06:03

Performing bodily functions is natural for everyone, and idols like you are no exception to that inherent rule of nature, Moona. There is no need to feel ashamed. That doesn’t make us love you any less. Not at all. We Moonafics sincerely hope you’ll get better soon.

98 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 14:25

the hardest thing by slime girls is when their children have sex with her father to get semen to grow. but when the mother slime say no in that case i think the babyslime won`t doing it.

99 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 21:35

If you go skydiving there's at least a non-zero chance that you die, so you're spending $250 to risk your life. Nobody has ever died while rolling in a gacha (I don't have a source for this). So even though it's slightly more expensive, at least you're guaranteed to survive if you spend $400 for a character (probably).

100 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 20:29

Doing Sex(C), and by that i mean taking a shower

sex is groce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

101 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 00:05

The revolution is actually all of us gathering in DC and starting to spin around in circles, very quickly, together until our combined rotational power takes on a sentient communist life of its own and begins eradicating capitalism.

102 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 01:19

Many of the people agreeing with her are either scared of her banning them or are just trying to copy her whole "Look at my 4 foot dick that leaks pus but you will still automatically want to suck it" thing. I guess that makes them yes-gender-nondescript-people, but not all of them are doing it for… whatever redeemable quality they find in Jenna.

103 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:12

This sounds like WoW ERP drama

104 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:28

F-List ERP drama, actually

105 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 10:01

Nunca saldría con alguien que usara la palabra "papaya" para referirse a la vagina.

106 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 10:28

Cuba is also a medical powerhouse and has a high level of education. It's a wonderful country.
It's not like Japan, which is tainted by hamburgers.

107 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 16:19

I go to great lengths, and I'm talking about extreme lengths, and I mean pandemic 6-foot lengths, to make sure I never accidentally touch a woman in any way at work. I check for feet under conference tables, I'm careful about bumping at the coffee pot, or leaning over to look at monitors, or being in proximity in the shop.

18 years into my career, never touched a woman at work outside of a handshake.

108 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 17:44

>>107 makes it sound difficult...

109 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 02:15

I'm sick of shows and movies portraying it as funny, deserved or no big deal when girls/women kick boys/men in the balls hard for other reasons than self defense.

The fetishization of this as "girlpower", or as some kind of way of punishing, humiliating, violating and/or hurting the guy AS a male, or the the joy which the kind of girl who does this draws from this makes it sexual violence and humiliation, in addition to severe physical violence.

Outside of self defense, what I listed above are the EXACT reasons girls/women do this, not "because it just happens to be what hurts the most, and his gender has nothing to do with it". BULL. SHIT. Girls and women do this to punish and violate males AS males, and the lack of inhibition to do this is due to a lack of regard specifically for males.

Shows and movies portray this as normal, funny or no big deal between children and especially a brother and a sister, they portray it as deserved when a guy somehow insults a girl, hurts her feelings or cheats, and even movies for little children like Ice Age or the Smurfs have scenes like these, where the underlying dynamic is all about specifically showing a girl humiliate, dominate and extremely hurt a boy AS a male by exploiting and violating his male weak spot and male genitals, and it's portrayed as funny and no big deal.
This trope has been played so incredibly often in shows and movies that the act has established itself as a "girl-thing", as a part of the female identity (even if it's mostly lived out vicariously) - violating and humiliating, triumphing over a male as a male by exploiting and attacking his male weak spot and genitals.

Even when there's an accidental nutshot, many girls laugh in a different way about it than guys, and even when it's completely inappropriate due to the seriousness of the particular case.
It's not a sympathetic "holy shit, I know how that feels, we're in the same boat" - laughter.
It's utterly lacking in sympathy, and comes from the satisfaction of an ill will, and resentment specifically towards males.

Girls/women who did this for any other reason than legitimate self defense should be deeply, deeply ashamed of themselves because they are pieces of shit.
It's not a cute or funny little story.
It's not something they did because "they did not understand" - they absolutely did, that's why they did it.
What else would make them do it, except for a more general disregard for males as a whole?

Girls who kick guys in the balls hard for other reasons than legitimate self defense are not one bit better than guys who beat girls into that kind of agony and grope them. Same goes for young girls and boys.

They deserve a hard punch in the face every bit as much as guys like that, and I mean that 100% - girls who do that should be punched in the face.

And if such an attack makes a guy's testicle/s burst and have to be removed, or takes his ability to father children from him, it should be considered to be on one level with rape.

110 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 02:27

I dont even remember a girl character in Ice Age

111 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 02:38

or Smurfs having genitals

112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 08:22

There was a guy in my neighborhood who had rabies and developed hydrophobia. Since there was no cure they forced him to a corner and used water cannons against him till he died.

Edit: I live in India.

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 13:43

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Bash script segmentation fault on line 32

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 14:27

Arguing over pronouns was not the sort of stupidity I was expecting under a math video. Proof I guess that having above-average IQ won't make you any less delusional.

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:04

You have to be pretty Low-IQ to argue in youtube comment sections about gender

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:37

I wonder what kind of people in real life argue on/post YT comments.

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 21:32

my neighbor loves this song.

118 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:11

like if you're listening in 2020

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 09:29

Hah, as if 4-ch will still exist in 27 years.

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 11:44

>>401 I withdraw this comment, i was drunk and posted in the wrong thread and i thought they deleted my post

maybe i do truly belong over there. I'll see myself out

121 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 02:27

Its around $450 per night per person at that shitty Chicago hotel, thats a lot when they could buy many KKK robes or nooses for that amount.

122 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 06:21

imagine my immense disillusionment when, after studying japanese for 15 years, i go to a japanese mcdonald’s and the clerk laughs at me when I order an “ureshii teishoku”

123 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 07:30

If you open the broken OUIJAWIN.EXE in a hex editor you can see most of it has gotten replaced with parts of totally unrelated files, including a strategy game called "Pendulous", and a document analyzing the translation of the New Testament from the Greek source.
Looks like somebody at Softkey had their File Allocation Table mixed up.

124 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:42

I'm convinced most I encounter think I'm just a young boy. I've never had anyone ask if I was a girl or made any comment of the like.

125 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 07:57

Well thiccbooty69, I’m happy you ask, but are you sure you wanna take advice form someone named frogdick27?

126 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 08:09

I am a firm believer of men being faithful, loving,adoring and honest. Giving their gf / wife support and freedom. Freedom to be herself. Freedom to sleep with whoever, whenever.

127 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 12:20

Hey, just a quick heads-up:
untill is actually spelled until. You can remember it by one l at the end.
Have a nice day!

128 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 15:41

They are not indonesian and they aren't Muslim, they are Thai girls you forced to wear hijab and paid them 50bucks each. asshole

129 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 02:18

While most people focus on the stats, few actually appreciate the card for what it is; a work of art. You can actually hear the haunting laughter of the imp in your mind. You can feel the smooth skin of the imp. You can taste the papery wings. But the smell is the most horrible. The odor had me not sleeping for 4 years. That's a long time to go without sleeping.

130 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 19:04

Maybe you than can say why?
Because I try to jump to that train, but I dont understand why exactly I must...hype???
Well, cyberpink,... grim darkness of future where xenos, chaos gods and psykers replaced by neon lights, hackers and augment. Meh, just not very jaded topic.
Smoke weed for healing...only miss snoop dog as medic, interesting okay.
Customizable weapon...well, therer are plenty games where you can change every single screw in gun. I mean nothing new and extraordinary.

So...for me this game like any other nowadays games. Well, like gta but with augments.

131 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 21:36

lol.. only if due to the human species dying out after the inevitable generation of coitus-starved narcissists nagging each other to death

132 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 21:44

le funny incel joke. You wouldn't be laughing if the führer showed up, you'd shit your pants and go crying to your wife's boyfriend.

133 Name: vc: mvp : 1993-09-9920 22:10

Screaming about incels is more exhausted than the wife's boyfriend shtick

134 Name: vc: cow : 1993-09-9921 04:40

I just liked that this guy was wrong because he wouldn't be laughing if adolf hitler showed up.

135 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 06:08

U are very lucky man enjoy your bliss. Enjoy your happiness. Enjoy your inner piece. Enjoy no self loathing no self hatred no thoughts of what have i just done why have i done such a thing what lead me down this road what am i doing with my life can i get out of this endless cycle. What can i do, do i have power over anything ,does life mean anything why do we exist whats the point why am i like this why is the world like this. Can i change . Whats the point in changing l. Wouldnt i be better if dead.

Yes post nut clarity is real and enjoy not having it

136 Name: ;-) : 1993-09-9921 10:28

A lot of white husbands would enjoy watching their wife being fucked by a huge black cock like this guy but he needs to be close so he can get a clear view as all the black meat fills her pussy and then shoot a load of hot deep into her womb.

137 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 20:45

I don't give a shit about any comics, but I'm getting sick and tired of starting to binge-watch a TV show, getting interested in the story, then getting bombarded with non-stop homo in the second season. At least have the decency to put the dicksucking in the first episode to save me wasted time. Sheesh.

138 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 00:02

The mask is a blasphemy, as it covers the face, which is intended to dehumanize mankind, created in the image and likeness of God, and is also an attack on the Incarnate Christ. I

139 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 17:44

no one even said to buy toilet paper and they did it

it's like they are already primed to consume, they just need the go-ahead from the news that it's ok

140 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 08:25

Korn is underrated, you all wouldn't know real music if it raped you in the ear

141 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 13:06

My comprehensive list of everything you can do with a pile of salt:

  1. Be married to it.

...no, sorry, that's yer Lot!

142 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 01:36

Is this meant to be realistic geography / topography at all? If not, cool!

143 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 10:41

LOL...The pepper cunt was so stupid! Wait till it comes out of your ass ya fuckin jabroni!

144 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 11:26

7500 people waiting for a vtuber pinching her nipples with a clothespin until she gets to 200k subs

145 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 00:25

As a practitioner of ritual magick and an adherent to the Hermetic traditions, as well as a remote IT worker I can identify with this.

146 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 00:31

Yorkton, Saskatchewan used to have a sign welcoming visitors to the "land of rape and honey".

147 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 06:23

First time I scored a short film, I sat in the theatre on opening night anxiously awaiting my "moment" in the score - an amazing string crescendo as the camera rose above the trees.
When the moment came, the dubbing guy had buried all my hard work under some tractor engine sound fx.
There's probably a lesson in there somewhere.

148 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 17:22

> that did things that suggested she was a lesbian!!!!!

U> Big deal.
BIG DEAL??? Oh boy, so now let's have lesbianism in animation!! We have
already gone far enough have we??? From what I saw here, I'm afraid to see
if anybody has tried to put lesbanism in animation!!! I wonder if there are is
cheap animation like this that has 2 lesbians (saucered-eye probably) making
out with each other. Take THAT back, that reminds me of this one awful piece
of cheap animation where at the very beginning 2 saucered-eye girls WERE
KISSING EACH OTHER and in bed, I saw it at a recent comic book convention.
Don't ask me the name of it, but it feature some weird mecha and weird cyborgs
(females). One of them who had a teenage girl (big and saucered-eye) pilot
her robot.
This is what I call pathetic, OK so there is this "girls with guns" crap,
bloody animation, nudity, sex...OK OK OK...But do we have to go even LOWER
with lesbianism like I saw in that one film I mentioned? I would think there
would be a limit, even it it was pretty low... But I guess I'm wrong again...
And don't tell me this stuff is made for the homosexual audience either...
That's like saying "girls for guns" anime is for females... Complete BS.
I also heard some of the prono animation and comics over there were
lesbianism dominated... Is THIS TRUE?
But I guess it is just a BIG DEAL?? How low can you go??

--- Maximus 2.00

149 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 07:16

It’ll be like a ghost in “A Christmas Carol,” but with John Lewis bringing you hot cocoa from the afterlife and talking to you about issues that affect you and your community.

150 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 14:29

why is all francophone "music" just some boring airy synth playing while some dude jacks off about how french he is

151 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:01

angry whiteboys are so funny. Its a mix of denial and terror. They deny that african men have bigger cocks and the fact that white girls prefer BBC. And terrified because they know its true. Deep down they know that they are losing the race war. Its hilarious that its because of white women rejecting weak genetic for strong black genetics. They know that some somali immigrant is making their daughter orgasm

152 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:04

i was enjoying her character but now anytime I see her on TV I cant help but think about her selling pictures of her feces on PayPal to creepy fans :poop: why did Lars Sullivan get so much chit for doing gay porn or Pricilla Kelly using a bloody tampon in a match spot but this thing is just whatever with people? it would be much less weird if it was panties or used gym clothes being sold, but pictures of your shit ?

153 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 02:41

RIOT TANTIES QYNOA OR RIOT old ass game solid reasoning raid boss are they on?

154 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 03:31

Apparently you have to send butthole sharpie pics to get in. I'm not sure if that's for the users that were randomly banned or everyone who wants to check out that subreddit tho.

155 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 15:38

I think we can all just agree that Finnish people are fucking insane on a good day... what do you dnd'ers call it, chaotic good?

156 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 16:31

Dont you dare to compare those. Trump is a total failure in everything he touches. Hitler was a veteran and counquered Europe.

157 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 18:09

Single pluck at 32 seconds into my song with 120 percent feedback delay running across the whole track with huge concert hall reverb drowning out the whole song opening up an inter dimensional portal to Satan’s anus

Nailed it

158 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 22:42

( ˃ ヮ˂) It's called occasional meth!

159 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 23:12


By Aviroce

There’s sunshine when he is gone

It’s warm when he’s away

There is sunshine when he is gone

And he hasn’t gone for too long

Anytime he should go away

Wonder this time where he’ll be gone

Wonder if he’ll be gone to stay

And this house ain’t his home

Anytime he wants to lay

And I know, I know, I know, I know

He is a Judeo-Nazi to shed

US blood and treasure

Create Zionist Empire

And set USA on fire

There’s sunshine when he is gone

Only darkness every day

There is sunshine when he is gone

And this house ain’t his home

And he should go away

And he should go away

And he should go away

160 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 23:24


161 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 23:31

I mean, gardevoir doesn't even have boobs.

162 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 23:57

And now the NPC says he's fine because the Protagonist came.

163 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 12:36

"catgirls have four ears" is a step in the right direction, but it is still milquetoast liberal reformism
instead i embace the truly radical stance, "human girls also have four ears"

164 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 14:38

Nya nya! Im catboy president Meowseph Biden! (He/They)

165 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 16:31

The pronouns made a meh post into a kami post

166 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 18:43

What the fuck is that terrifying furry orange thing? (and I'm not talking about Trump)

167 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 21:07

Yes - the key to COVID. Don't be a fucking fatty, and don't be average age of 82. Pandemic solved.

168 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 21:08

I rode an elephant once and it took a shit while I was riding it and I thought the pressure of my weight on it made it do that so I felt fat and starved myself for two days.

169 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 09:46

Anal penetration is anal penetration!

170 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 15:03

Shut the fuck up you mutts. I'm here to beat my meat i don't care which old man is gonna ruin your country.

171 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 20:46

Hyperloop? More like Diaperpoop

172 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9932 21:22

Fate Grand Order? More like Fate Grand Nigger

173 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 03:09

Alice-chan... ahh uhh you like our Pussy kissing each other ? ... ahh uhh you're getting all wet let's Cum together ... hold it tight I'm Cumming Hyaa ahh~~pant Our Pussy are so wet blush

174 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9933 21:43

Opinions on squeezing testicles until they pop

175 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 00:03

My verification code speaks for me: yiffiss

176 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 18:45

Back in the day we always used to call him Jees Nuts, because he was always talking crazy talk. If I'd have known he really was the actual no kidding Messiah I probably wouldn't taped "Crucify Me" signs on his back in shop class so much.

177 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 19:59

My grandson said they take triple AAA batteries. Undo the little screw on the back.

178 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9934 20:09

Also, whether "getting raw dogged by strangers until you get aids" is in fact straight is dependent upon the gender of both you and the strangers, and whether trans women are women has no logical relation to this, though it may affect the "straightness" of each individual encounter if there is a trans women involved.

179 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 11:14

I could shit, piss, and cum in a mug and run that in your district as a Democrat and would still beat the Republican opponent by +30 points.

180 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 12:14

I am 38 years old. When I was a teenager, getting pornography was a real battle. You had to bribe people, you had a lot of embarrassment at video stores, it was not easy.

Today I see young people stop masturbating because of ideology preached by racist and anti-Semitic websites. How can zoomers be so stupid? This is unbelievable.

181 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9935 16:24

you: worry ineffectually about super PACs, think 'dark money' is just a metaphor

me: worry about megabats and troglophilic interests, descend deep into the subsurface to the gallery where true brokers of power bathe echolessly in the milky water of a Miocene gypsum aquifer

182 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9936 21:01

Don’t Let Your Millions of Dollars Prevent You from Living Like a Peasant

183 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 17:45

Why do some people hate Sheldon?

I am a newbie to the Big Bag Theory Fandom after watching all the seasons last week. I love this show as well as all the characters. However, Sheldon holds a special place in my heart coz I can relate to him on a level I can with no other character.

I started searching and reading articles about him and realized that most people find him selfish, annoying, irritating, a-hole or Jerk. Reading all those articles, I am shocked at how they are able to jump to such conclusions.

Thankfully Some of you guys on this forum gave me hope. However, I am totally frustrated by those articles and need to vent it out somewhere. Here I go.

People judge him just based on his actions without considering his intentions.

As far as I know, there are very few instances where he was mean just to hurt others. Most of the time he doesn't even realize it. In his view, he is just stating a fact. When he says that Howard is less smart or Geology is Kardashian of Science, he truly thinks so. His intention is never to hurt Howard or anyone.

When you are an outcast and everyone leaves you alone, one usually think that either there is something wrong with them or that they are better. Eventually, this causes a superiority complex in them. I think we can all easily see how and why he thinks he is better than others.

He is a guy who values intelligence most. Hence, he is willing to be a pet of a super-intelligent alien. So naturally he thinks people that are less intelligent then him to be less than him. This is not excusable but he doesn't realize it hurts others coz he wouldn't be hurt himself if a super-intelligent alien actually treats him like that.

He is usually accused of being mean to Howard. What they fail to realize is that Howard deserves that. He replaced slides from Sheldon's lecture with pictures of nude fat women bending over. For a physicist, imagine how humiliating it would be. Anyone would not only be mean but also cruel if someone played such a prank on them. Sheldon never creates problems for Howard intentionally. He is just unintentionally mean to Howard. What Howard did is way worse. Not to mention that Sheldon gave 25% of his income from the profits of their patent to Howard's Kid. He helped Howard in case of Mars rover. Yes, he did got Howard again in trouble but anyone can see that he didn't do it intentionally. He didn't even realize until he revealed it. Howard also has done some good things for Sheldon like he took Sheldon to NASA.

Howard had Sheldon dress up as a french maid (I am not sure this is the right term) in public just cause he can. On which planet is this less mean than what Sheldon does?

Penny uses his tooth-brush to clean the sink. That is not only mean that is disgusting. The trio manipulated the Data for his research making him look like a joke.

He lent money to penny and never asked for it, gave Raj job with him when he was about to be deported, Saved Leonard, Raj and Howard from the explosion, saved Leonard from his gf who was a spy and a lot more examples.

184 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 17:45

Yes, the number of times he was sweet and nice are far lesser than the number of times he was mean to others. But we should also consider how important those events were. Giving a quarter of your profits or taking an explosive container, driving penny to Hospital despite not knowing how to drive aren't small.

When he is mean, they are only with words, rarely he is harmful. But when he is nice, he outshines everyone.

He is loyal to the core. He actually wants to live with Leonard forever without realizing that he is an interference in Lenny's relationship. When Lenny Broke up for the first time, he actually tried his best to maintain his friendship with Penny without risking his relation with Leonard.

Infact, he is really too innocent (or childlike or whatever term you prefer) to realize that he hurts others when he says mean things. He is the guy who feels ashamed and low because he has collected all his items from childhood. If anyone has any doubt how innocent (or dumb) he is when it comes to such things, they can watch episodes where penny used trains to manipulate him into advising her about her career (even a 12 year old can figure that out) or when Girls extracted the contents of the letter from Howard's dad.

He is the guy who doesn't even know the meaning of "Friends with benefits" or "How do you get a 12 year old excited"

Like Bernadette says, when Sheldon is mean to others, he doesn't realize it. But when he realizes it, he tries his best to amend. Like he tried when Leonard's name wasn't published along with his name on a research paper.

I am not saying that he isn't annoying and a pleasure always. If we just see clips or only those moments, we would find him to be a jerk but on a bigger picture, I think he is a very good human who is un-intentionally mean.

No doubt there are time when he is actually annoying. I particularly hated his behavior of trying to take the credit of the app, all 4 of them were trying to make and a few others.

He is annoying and jerk but as he doesn't do it intentionally I don't think he deserves all the hate he gets. Nor do any other character from the series. They all have their own positive and negative traits. Sheldon is just an extreme in both but doesn't get to show his positive side as much as negative side.

However, with the latest episodes and him embracing his human side and feelings, I think he will be understood and loved more. We should judge based on Intentions as well as actions.

Some of you (if anyone actually reads it) might think I have nothing else to do going by the length of the post. I do have. I have exams in 2 days and can't focus at all coz I am obsessed with this show. Watched it two times in less than a week.

Thank you for letting me vent out my feelings here. Have a good day everyone.

185 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9937 19:22

How the fuck am I supposed to wear cute latex one piece bunny suits when I have a huge cock??

This is bullshit!!

186 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 03:04

"If you're reading this, you're probably a lesbian." - the inscription above the entrance to the underground nuclear bunker at CERN, Switzerland.

187 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 09:08

You know, I thought my ecological apocalypse was gonna have a more...I dunno heavy metal soundtrack w/ a bunch of gorgeous, buxom women wearing strategically placed scarves &/or morphs into bike-riding aunties in hand-cured leathers.

188 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 19:55

I secretly watch this when my girlfriend is at work.

189 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9938 19:57

When you go up to a mathematician at a bar and you say "check it out, I can express a parabola in the form y = ax^2 + bx + c...here, lemme graph three random parabolas for you on this napkin", she'll be like, "yeah, so?" And you'll blow it because not only is that not mathematically interesting to anyone of drinking age worth talking to, what kind of pickup line is that, anyway?

190 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 01:08

Universal Rule of Video Games: If there is a creative system a dick and swastika will be built.

191 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 10:17

>>190 in the game industry, there is a metric known as "TtP" based on this exact phenomenon.

192 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 10:33

Please note that November 21 is a Saturday and not a Sunday. We apologize sincerely for this error.

193 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9939 21:29

I saw a video once of this guy fucking a carp in the mouth. I thought that was kinda mean to rape the fish like that. Then I found out carp have a pharyngeal jaw that can crush sedimentary rocks to extract algae. That means the fish was a willing participant in the act of oral sex. I don't know how to deal with the realization there are fish out there hungry to suck dick but I can't even get a girl to kiss me.

194 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 01:02

i’ve had intercourse in the same room as my phantom thieves edition of p5r and my joker amiibo

195 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 07:31

If the last five years have taught me one thing, it's that white people are ludicrously easy to scare and manipulate.

If the last five years have taught me two things, the first is that white people are ludicrously easy to scare and manipulate, the second is that USA will NEVER cancel WWe.

196 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 09:11

In September 2015, a 45-year-old dalit woman was allegedly stripped naked and was forced to drink urine by perpetrators in Madhya Pradesh

197 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 22:07

forums will function basically as online nursing homes for internet sub cultural hangers on

198 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 01:27

You know about the Sonic Hedgehog protein in the human body, right? Well, I don't want to alarm y'all but it turns out a lack of Sonic Hedgehog causes erectile dysfunction. And the cure is to get more Sonic Hedgehog in your penis.

199 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 01:36

Sonic Hedgehog is also linked with autism!

200 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 03:27

One of the deaths in the Six Feet Under beginning scene was a guy that died by reaching out for his newspaper in the driveway with the door open with his truck in reverse and he fell out and ran his head over


201 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 12:12

The disrespect paid to SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated will not be forgotten anytime soon by this faithful gamer.

202 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 16:09

Pretty masturbatory that there's a historical period called the Enlightenment lol imagine if Plutarch just called the founding of Rome the"Big Dick Muscle Chad period."

203 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 17:46

Genocide vs. Genocide. Well ... I have to honestly admit that, if the choice is between our genocide or their genocide, I'll always pick their genocide. ^_^

204 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 18:00

Actually, by the logic of people who throw tantrums when people correctly pronounce it /jif/, JPEG should be pronounced /jay-Feg/, but then I guess people who insist on being wrong are hypocritical and not ones for consistency. ¬_¬

205 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 22:33

In europe everyone is assigned male at birth and can only claim womanhood after 12 tasks.
(This is how himcules became hercules)

We have not had a woman in 147 years.

206 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 05:06

Full penetration. A lot of it. Graphic scenes of the protag really going to town on this hot young eggplant. All of the hits. Then back to action for more sakuga fight scenes then back to Chaldea for more full penetration. Back and forth, sakuga to full penetration to sakuga to full penetration, on and on for about 90 minutes and then the panel just sort of ends.

207 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 06:23

Andy sometimes visits his neighborhood library, which uses RFID smart labels, or radio frequency identification, allowing it to know where all its books are at all times.

Meanwhile, the Air Force, which has a $156 billion annual budget, still doesn’t always use serial numbers. It has no idea how much of almost anything it has at any given time. Nuclear weapons are the exception, and it started electronically tagging those only after two extraordinary mistakes, in 2006 and 2007. In the first, the Air Force accidentally loaded six nuclear weapons in a B-52 and flew them across the country, unbeknownst to the crew. In the other, the services sent nuclear nose cones by mistake to Taiwan, which had asked for helicopter batteries.

208 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 08:59

Anything with 'whitelist' or 'blacklist' in the policy name was deprecated by Google today because of "racism". They say that the deprecated policy is still working, but judging from what happened to our shipping/receiving centers across the globe, that's not the case. So if you're like us, and were using these policies to control kiosk systems, that control is now, likely, gone. You'll need to get the new templates and re-build your policies with the "not racist" names.

209 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 09:18

did stuff break because of certain code sites getting rid of the whole master slave thing?

210 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 14:21

I googled around some but couldn't find anyone complaining that a change away from master/slave actually broke their shit, only that it shouldn't have been done in the first place.

There were a few complaints based on hypotheticals, such as that GitHub renaming the master branch to the main branch "breaks git tutorials."

211 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 04:17

I found an explanation about what happened to the Morse exclamation point in a
73 magazine article. The May 1966 issue, in "Origin of the Wireless Code" by
F.D.Whitmore, W2AAA,in the discussion of International Morse, states:
The period consisted of six dots sent in three groups of two (.. .. ..). This
stood until September 1, 1939. At the Cairo International Radio Convention in
1938, the delegates agreed to change the period to the symbol used for the comma
(.-.-.-). This satisfied telegraph companies whose printers produced it (ie. the
old period) as three "i"s. The symbol for the exclamation mark became the comma
(--..--). Telegraph operators never used the exclamation mark except to abuse
each other within the law. A half dozen !!!!!! expressed ironical admiration of
another operator's stupidity.

-. -.. --- ..-. --.- ..- --- - .

So the teleprinters that couldn't handle a spaced character were the impetus and
the exclamation point was dropped due to lack of use.

Larry Kenan - KD6CKR

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 19:52

Turning down the volume quality helps, but even then it's still nearly unplayable.

It also has nothing to do with rectums, so this is garbage.

213 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 20:38

I wish I lived in the Europe American libs imagine exists.

214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 07:08

I just love good sex. Just wanted to enjoy something new but since not much is visible(never understand japs don't want show pussy but no problem with buttholes and shitting. Weird. cultures differ.) It would have been great without censoring and I think it probably is not the real deal here. I don't think this dude is with tribe. Damn. Would've like to see the real thing in detail. Black, White, Brown, Yellow, Alien- hell yes to sex. I'm kinda with a bunch of you though. If you just wanted to make rascist shit out of it, what the hell you watch it for. Ah-h-h, secret cracker desire but s-s-sh-h-not let white brothers know about secret desire to look at dark meat-lol. By the way, I'm 100% white irish cracker. I just love good sex. Pound that yummy pussy you Watusi motherfuckers. I love it.

215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 07:42

If you don look like a Masters of the Universe/Fist of the Northstar character then GET OFF THE STAGE--you're making your cause look hideous and infantile, which it probably is.

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:20


217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:47

if you think these psych ward socks got some grip wait til u see this pussy

218 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:50

The way this person uses hyphens annoys me and I don’t know why

219 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 09:57

>>218 I know what you mean, but it makes more sense if you read it in an Irish accent

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 13:37

Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why anyone would bother.

221 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 20:45

Weed is not that great, stick with stimulants or psychadelics!!

222 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 22:26

“Real women don’t wear that much makeup.”

I’m not trying to look like a “real woman”, Grant. I’m trying to look like a Great Fairy from Ocarina of Time. Fuck off.

223 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 03:32

Thank God I was born in the Republic of Macedonia and not some third world shithole banana republic like the USA where I would have been diagnosed with ADHD and given METH at 7 years old for doodling in English class.

224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 06:59

Macedonia and Albania are some of those countries that euros always talk so much shit about but you never see on the English internet.
Given the fact it's in perfect English, I have to guess that this is like the fake proxy Albanians on /int/.

225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 16:43

Also mostly done with a possible replacement for GWND?0 that looks less... phallic? The current sprite appears to curve up and even has not-so-subtle veins... in wood. Even if it's mythology is that it was the chopped-off genitalia of an ent, I'd rather not take the role of someone waving it around at people. 😂

226 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 19:13

Law and order are now explicitly Right Wing things.

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 19:42

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.

I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:

Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world

is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,

I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:

Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.

Oh yes.

First I want to copy her Trig homework,

and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her

for hours and hours

until she reluctantly asks if we can stop

because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.

Summa cum laude, baby!

That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?


Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.

I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.

And the women in my porno movies will be the kind

that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 20:11

what's this guy's problem with grant?

229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 00:07

>>223 sir i believe you mean north macedonia

230 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 01:08

Feddies to Zeon: Why can’t you be normal for one second?

Zeon: *screams in prototypes*

231 Name: vc: lose : 1993-09-9948 01:44

I mean, it's hard at the moment. In order to sell the Corona lie we have to stay at home, meaning all the weekly school shootings (the ones we fake in order to repeal the Second Amendment and emasculate all straight white American men by taking their guns) got canceled, and I used to make some serious cash as a crisis actor. These people have no idea how tough it is to be a pawn of the judeo-bolshevik New World Order.

232 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 10:50

This has to be the most fascinating, relaxing, and informative snuff video on the internet.

233 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 11:30

the guy who donates large sum of money every month so that Lazy has to say Expand Dong in every video is my hero

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 11:33

>>229 Well it is now, but probably not when they were born

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 11:54

gaming forums are so trash

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 17:00

Re: Trying to explain the difference between a jig, reel and hornpipe.

yhaalhouse -

That was the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Thanks for that.

237 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 21:05

Listen, I normally have a level of respect for men who shamelessly insert their fetishes without regard for the consequences. The blue skin mindbreak guy from Blizzard is not one of them.

238 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 01:11

out of control art student rogue blurted out that the monster we were fighting was a fag and rolled a 20 on it

so the DM had to RP the monster losing his confidence and retreating

239 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 09:58

cat on a table... how did it get there?

240 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 21:31

checkmate, atheists

241 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 03:23

it's very sick how even human beings can instantly identify undesirables from one sentence

machines however do nothing at all not good with this : )

in 5 years your phone will hear you cough at 9:34:06 and will know from that that you have the wrong opinions, a fully automated death van will pull up on the street next to you and you will be dead by 9:35:06

242 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 17:26

Interesting question on a test, since there are no proven explanations about where the rings came from (National Geographic published the latest theory in 2010)

243 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 21:58

I want to live in a group marriage with talking animals as well as conventional humans. This isn't an idle sex fantasy. It'll happen within my lifetime. We'll share this world with other species. And love will be quite different.

244 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 22:40

You can't prove Saturn isn't a single lady! Maybe GAWD like her very much! YOU MUST TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!

245 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 10:04

Am I gay because I am attracted to Elliot Page? I mean, he kinda looks girly in this picture.

246 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 13:58

Why do you dumbfucks demand conversation? You must understand i'm here to cum, not make a sewing circle with lonely fags who seek their sole human connections on an atlantean genealogical debate forum.
So unless you have a cute asshole, and wanna see my cock on discord, you should just fap and move on.

247 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 16:08

i was desperately in search of this comment, my brow was absolutely caked in sweat like a newborn is caked in its mother's juice with worry that i would never see this again. thank you

248 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 15:35

those "people of color" don't count, being further left than liberals actually makes melanin disappear from your body, it's hard to believe but thats just how it is

249 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 17:09

This but unironically, far leftists are white as FUCK

250 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:38

Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People.

251 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 00:44

This is why black men dont date black women

252 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 01:19

As a black man, it's true and I'm gonna get myself a nice snow bunny to impregnate multiple, multiple times.


253 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 01:25

Look as long as you don't have off-topic pissing contests on who has it worse on forums do what you want

254 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 04:19

They're just piling more charges on themselves. The trials for this are going make the Nuremberg Trials look like a day in Traffic Court.

255 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 09:35

It's my fetish, in that a woman who is also partially a cat and a horse has a gigantic dick that's also in the shape of a horse beat people to death with it.

256 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 21:56

DO NOT get good at video games. (An X-box controller is like vagina kryptonite. Don't even pick one up.)

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 04:48

All that tough guy shit but you know inside his pants theres a shrivelled circumcised penis. I cant take an American seriously ever knowing they have a mutilated penis. Imagine driving around in your automatic car with a circumcised penis between your legs, staring through your windshield with your fluoride eyes, daily life of an American, ultimate cucks.

258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 06:56

The first part of this post has really homoerotic undertones. It could have been kami if it went with it but eh

259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 18:00

Update 02:

Found out that this tablet is not 64GB, it is 16GB and is multiplying data by 4.

I put a 4GB file on it and lost 16GB of space. I also think it only has 2GB of RAM at most.

260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 19:02

How the fuck does that even happen? What sort of cheap Chinese knockoff hardware is this man buying?

261 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 22:29

Unless she's a nice girl with a nice cock, I don't want to see her.

262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 23:21


>this man

kill yourself

263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 23:35

What's this man's (>>262) problem?

264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 02:20

some no brand chink tablet off ebay, found that post on xda forums. I'm not sure if it's real or if the guy is just retarded.

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 12:23

I pray the rosary with candy beads. Crack one between my teeth after each prayer. Life is a candy rosary. Sweet and transient. Progressed through prayer. Gone too soon?

266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 16:14

the Philadelphia Experiment ended with several still-living crewmen fused to the hull and the entire deck encased in the opaque colloidal substance that would be reverse-engineered by DuPont and marketed as PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese

267 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 16:21

thinking about how there was a successful late-'90s adaptation of Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis' renowned both for fidelity to the original matter and the grotesqueness of its special effects but am now being told that I am misremembering 'A Bug's Life'(1998)

268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 16:31

The electoral college was created to capture the votes of the symbiotic mycorrhizae living within the dirt. Biden and co are subverting a centuries old symbiosis with the original inhabitants of America. The spirit of America lives on as long as the mycorrhizae vote is counted. You can see the war against our fungal brethren through the urban/rural divide. Blue districts are where the mycorrhizae has been driven out/disrupted, and demonic influence is allowed through. Many parallels between sickness of modernity, and sickness of soil.

269 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9961 03:27

Lol my guinea pigs love weed too, they literally come right up to your mouth so you can blow the smoke in their face, i dont give it to them often though, like a couple times a year.

270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 05:08

Hi there Patient! ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ

I'm just writing you to let you know that we have the results of your test (>‿◠)✌!

We regret to inform you that your disease is terminal (ᕗ ಠ︡益︠ಠ︠)ᕗ︵ ┻┻

We hope that you will continue using our hospital for the remaining time you have left ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ. We are very sorry for your loss (╥︣﹏᷅╥᷅)

Best regards,

Doctor Fuckface

271 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 03:25

No he sat there is complete silence for 90 minutes, fucked her for 7 minutes, without making a peep, and then listened to her thank super chats and chat with everyone for another 30 minutes, like a supportive boyfriend should.

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:17

I had a laughter attack when I read the thread title, thought "this sounds like ajora" and then instantly got it confirmed.

How does it feel when they make personalized porn just for you?

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:50

“According to a report, Georgia Republican legislators fear ANTIFA and BLM will burn down Atlanta if they don’t allow Biden’s fraudulent win to stand.”

Don’t they know Atlanta gets burned down every few decades? It’s a time honored tradition at this point.

274 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9963 06:50

her dirzain and stage freight. f*ck you. slipknot is kick ass. and yes, coq roq is a piece of sh*t look alike of slipknot, and yes, slipknot has 9 members, but they sound better than most other bands with less. the more the marrier mother f*cker. i think slipknot has all the right in the world to press charges. coq rock is gay as f*ck.

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:10

Wasn’t me but my Dad use to download animal porn, he spent days downloading one, anyways I played dumb and waited for that sucker to hit 97% and deleted, next morning he was having a bitch fit asking me why I deleted his downloads and said “because it’s animal porn” he went off into a rage and then my mum started screaming at me, bare in mind at time I’m only 13/14, remembering the whole incident ending with questioning is fucking animals normal? - it ain’t but to each there own. Few years later they got a big dog.

276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 11:17

kami post

277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 17:17

The investor list probably looks like a Munich beer hall
Full of "steins"

278 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 21:32

I worked with a guy in a quarry back in the '60s, he was known as "Possum" Guldner. Other workers would give him any fresh road kill possum found on their way to work. I will always remember the big smile on his face when he was given a possum. He tried to give me some of his possum stew, but I always turned him down.

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 05:14

Ya people T pose into the sky occasionally, but i don't care, doesn't ruin my experience, but I'm not everyone.

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 11:12

tfw ur a 2020 kid

age 0: get autism (prenatal exposure to CBD gummy bears)

age 3: mask mandate ends, develop fear of smiles

age 8: brief trans phase via encouragement from Cartoon Network, wiccan mom

age 14: groomed by teacher who uses the controversy to kickstart an OnlyFans

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 14:49

Okay, my second attempt to listen to this one, without any interruptions. 🙄 People really need to understand that you don’t mess with my Mortis time. 😡 Ahhh, peace finally. 🤓 So hey there, Mort! Great narration once again. 🤗

282 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 16:01

@Pontifex I am Oxygen, Colour Oxygen, Weight Oxygen, Mass Oxygen, Jesus Christ, Tetrarch, God Incarnate, Both Sides of Family one of Domesday one of King David of Prussia, please follow so that you'll know I've come, Holy See, I am the Holy See of David and Star of David,Tetrarch

283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 19:44

The fact that the Girl Scouts magically escaped all responsibility and charges lets me know this was an inside job. It's why I don't trust Boy and Girl Scouts. Way too many insane predators willing to throw a completely innocent person under the bus just so they can get their rocks off on kids. Everyone these days knows that where there is a surplus of children, there is going to be at least one pedo lurking about, to an entire ring working together in plain sight. Lots of people are now more wary than ever before though, and the predators are furious...usually coming out saying that "no one's social anymore."

284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 01:09

I'm gonna fucking do this.

285 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 03:16

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL ADVENTURE AFTER YOU DIE?" and then Discount BJ Blascovich here gives you a sermon while shooting those darn satanic influencers with his tiny gun

286 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 12:01

Even with all this kid touching stuff I miss being in the scouts tbh

287 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 02:24

But she should be distinguishable from billy on first site, you wouldn't give your twins the same clothing, will you? I dunno, right now this looks like some teenage girl doing a cosplay of "erotic commander keen" but if that's what you want; keep it.

288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 04:18

last I saw he was chilling with furry nazis trying to hype up trump

289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 07:46

There was a hot minute where I had to debate between making my male V wear an armored corset because it had better stats or a more normal-looking shirt.

I gave him the corset because he was already wearing hot pink pants, green shoes, and a blue kabuto. The armored corset under a jacket was somehow the least stupid thing he was wearing.

290 Name: I feel like this person has never read a Reddit or Twitter thread about a US sporting event. : 1993-09-9966 11:42

I don't approve of our military but I still don't stand around talking shit every time I see a sporting event that does a flyover or overdoses on the military pageantry which has no reason to be brought up at sporting events. I stand quietly and politely with my hand on my chest out of basic courtesy. I don't throw a tantrum when these things happen because I'm a marginally polite adult and not a petulant child. If you're not supportive of BLM, at the very least shut up and be polite to the players and majority of fans who are. It's not about forcing anyone to believe anything, its basic politeness and consideration of your fellow man, although I know far too many out there find this an insurmountable concept.

291 Name: vc: dosement : 1993-09-9967 09:26

Here's my idea:

Cancel student debt if you can get below 10% body fat, fasting insulin < 5 and Vitamin D > 30 ng/mL.

292 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 22:39

imagine in the future they make a robot penis that replaces your own an is bigger and feels better

but then the service for it goes offline and you really need to pee but cant so then you explode

id never get a robot penis

293 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 04:52

This game came out in 2012 and satirized politics in general, it's not NIS's fault that the USA decided to turn their politics into a cartoon and air it for all the world to see in the meantime.

294 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 06:41

I mean, there's good reason to want people dead, the dead can no longer do harm. Wanting someone to be raped however? Both pointless AND disgusting.

295 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 16:23

kettlebell snatch? like the british actor?

296 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 17:15

>>275 this is kino

297 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 19:18

i want to feed yumemi riamu a bowl of wallpaper paste and tell her it's oatmeal

298 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 03:19


299 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 01:10

I dunno if it was intentional or a bug, but the game is just riddled with dildos. Not even in locations that make sense, just all over the place.

300 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 01:29

Bashar: Hey ISIS wanna hear a joke?
ISIS: Sure.
Bashar: Syria
ISIS: I don't get it
Bashar: And you never will...

301 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 01:41

This didnt make me laugh but amused me in a way that made me a nasal noise I don’t know what the word is

302 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 03:24

fascism is when you're cool and handsome have lots of friends and enjoy driving fast cars and abusing stimulants

303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 11:52

ok benito mussolini

304 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:37

305 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9971 03:13

Legalize Cannabis worldwide!!! 世界中で大麻を合法化する!!!

306 Name: vc: goy : 1993-09-9972 00:52

Dreidel. Its a jewish beyblade with symbols on each side. Eacj symbol means something and you have to do something with the symbols i think

307 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 13:00


308 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 13:31

Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.

309 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 02:39

ever watch snuff?🙈one of the 9/11 jumpers had all their organs squeezed out of their asshole on impact

310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:58

This site is dead anyway, do expect anything else? It's been shit forever, I don't get it. People like you think that text boards will ever come back and the "early days" of the internet you faggots LOVE to have wet dreams about is EVER going to come back. Face it, in 20 years sites like this will be gone and all the gen-z fags will be gawking about the "old days" of discord, tiktok, and fortnite.

Go ahead, tell be i'm a "newfag", or a "normalfag", cause let me tell you, you better hold on tight to what you still have and gatekeep harder cause websites like these will be fucking extinct. I mean they already are to be honest look at all the emojis spammed across every board.

Oh wait, I forgot to ask you to tell me to "Lurk more". Ahahahahahah your fucking funny as hell.

311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 23:28

i want someone funcked me like that if shemale then perfect

312 Name: vc: trad : 1993-09-9975 02:10

Spartans didn't shower so these femboys had at least 50 layers of cum butter on their skin

313 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 04:31

OT: they’re remaking the Kung Fu tv series.
Guess which gender.
You guessed. How’d ya do it.

314 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 19:11

I can’t say “let them come” hard enough and not sound like a bad porn actress

315 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 19:33

I'm not serious lol and not even gay. I'm just really polite I guess

316 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 05:21

Nya, the mentally ill racist-anime-twitter adjacent one who findommed some redditor into recording himself saying "nigger" and sent it to his woke girlfriend and got doxxed by a bunch of angry black people for it. Not my favorite because I particularly support any of that but because it's all so spectacularly fucked up that I can't look away. Like watching a train crash into an orphanage.

317 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 17:23

For $600, you can buy roughly 20 mail packaging tubes, fill them with spaghetti, and mail them over to your house representative.

318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 19:41

F-list went from being an incredibly niche and discriminating site to a glorified replacement for instant messengers. It's social media for degenerates.

Some people just want some no-frills spontaneous typefucking without the guarantee of the other person breaking down into a sob story or blogging about videogames..

319 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 01:06

furries who don't groom must have awful matting

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 01:54

Are you on /trash/ or something?

321 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 04:03

This just reminds me of an argument I had a few years ago. I am, in fact, a giant geek, and used to play a forum-based political roleplaying game because I'm a giant ass nerd. Players wrote legislation, ran elections, etc. And I got into it with another player in an in-character debate - in the game's House of Representatives - where he was defending Hentai and trying to amend a child protection/anti-CP bill to specifically exempt it because it was "racist" to say Hentai is CP.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone as dedicated to defending hentai as he was. And then I read some of those linked comments.

322 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 04:11

why is it always anime girls

323 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 07:16

Remind them that when Santa Claus first arrived at the Arctic in his sleigh to slaughter six million Eskimo aboriginals, the first words he said were "Ho ho ho!"

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 18:16

I think people who say that christian values have built up western socety are not right.

Source:i Have no soruce
Opinion:My opinion is leaning towards that greek and moder time 17th hundread and 16th aand asowdhawdio = NOT JEWS
~~~~I will try to be neutral~~~~

Never ever has a socety had a civilisation with only ONE GOD.
The ancient greek hade multiple goods and they were a great socety!
The ancient egypts hade multiple goods and they were a great socety!
The ancient romans hade multiple goods and they were a great socety, they declined with only one god!

The jews never hade a grat civilisation!!!!! they just sucked dick look at history!!!

So why are we so cool even throught we have only one god? The answers is in the new part of the book that is only in west there are in fact ANCENT values from greeks and we now how it went for theme. Pretty good. Now they dont have thoses text in jew world. But in fact as allready stated they hade only one good same with the monkey profet hade only one god. Thus europe only went down when only one god.

THE fact is european only went good when they looked back in time and saw past the thick shit that hade camed out from the jews ass holes. Disgusting in the most. Greek and white germanic human rights is what the wester world is under. And that one god or that values from jews are good I do not agree with. As we can see only when being vorshiping one god everything went down hill in most civ. But when multiple it went prety good! The matter of the fact is that huamns need human like goods.

But one thing for sure is that the white mans burden how much you want to say no to it, it is true to this very day still when it was first spoken by white man mouths.

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:40

Everybody gangsta til die sozialistische Weltrepublik aus den Trümmern aufsteigt

326 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 09:13


327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:42

Him not catching the socety typo made this good

328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:59

Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.

Haachama is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that stupid chuuni outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening pepeloni juice from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.

She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.

I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my superchats. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I'm waiting for you.

329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 20:38

this is a bitcoiner, their interactions with the real world are intermediated via mom and chicken tenies

330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 09:07

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331 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 19:16


332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 01:07

There is no butthole cut, the characters weren’t modeled with them. Sometimes the fur groom clumped up in render and ambient occlusion shadows would look suspicious though

333 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 05:45

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

334 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 15:33

Chan-culture is garbage, was always garbage, and is so crusty and out-of-date that it's howling for relevance now.

335 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 15:44


336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 22:59

Women and non male people didn’t exist until 2000. That is when we popped in to existence and then starting liking all the things that men like, just to annoy them

337 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 02:59

'override' sounds like we get to do something horrible to Flppto; but alas, that seems unlikely.

Going solo it is then.

338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 07:06

toilet addict, constantly drinking toilet water, i need toilets in my life, the sickness of toilet in toilet action, natural toilet. alone.

339 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 03:36

I personally wonder if Flppto got the same choice, or if the Evil Power Master took one look at Flppto and said "Eww! No, even I have some standards..."

Seriously, for being a supposed genius, Flppto sucks.

340 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 11:30

also btw at no point am I going to call her anything other than "Arcade Bumstead" or "Atari Dumbledore" and I encourage everyone to do the same

341 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 14:22

i noticed a similarity in the chords of the Soviet National Anthem with a part of Can't Stop by RHCP and it makes me wish i lived in the world where Can't Stop was the official Soviet Anthem, imagine how different the world would be

342 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 22:10

Imagine being a space chink and you just land on some fledgling bioplanet and start cooking their dogs and shit

343 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 12:50

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo admin-kun, do not do this to me.
I am a large boy! Big boy with big dick! Superior girth and width! I put my gargantua in the anus! I am Gregorius, do not test me! Haxx, haxx!

344 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 13:44

Somehow, a lutefisk delivery was made, so that still happened this year. It was smellier and chewier than usual. We ate it.

345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 10:15

Is it wrong that I sing “What’s the time? Diaper time!!!” over and over while changing my daughter’s diaper

346 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 10:52

The first time I saw Cy Twombly’s aphrodisiacal paintings, I felt the way Patti Smith felt when first hearing the Rolling Stones: “I was doing all my thinking between my legs.” Something unrecognizable and distorted within me quivered. Twombly’s fevered phosphorescent blooms of runny jellyfish chrysanthemums with elongated, pulpy, tentacle-like sacks dripping down; his iridescent storms of inchoate cryptographic scribbles, floral scrawls, jittery jutting lines; pustules rising and falling like raw nerve endings, flying vagina dentata, plaited anuses, priapic phalli spouting involuntarily or drooping defenseless, and what his closest reader, MoMA’s late Kirk Varnedoe, called “anteater tongues” — all of it metamorphosed into my own inner Kama Sutra of urge. Sensory networks lit up; a new barometer fluctuated. It was abstract yet explicitly erotic. I was in voluptuous rut. But something like gravitas and immensity was preponderant within me, too.

347 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 16:23

Space Bastard sounds like the name of a little-known anime that aired between 1979 and 1982 and is only available via fansub VHS to this day.

348 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 22:06


349 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 22:14

Kelly Loeffler genuflects each night and every morning at the altar of Donald Trump.

With bowed head and quivering lips she hopes and wishes that one day The Orange Messiah will look upon her as he looks upon his daughter.

Any words she might speak ill of The Master will be swiftly followed by self-flagellation with a whip crafted from an extra long, red necktie.

350 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:34

It's a portmanteau of iPod and broadcast.
And no. I doubt if anyone under 30 realizes this.

351 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 13:20

It's called frostbite and you don't want a rectal one. There's basically no medical records for it, but i can assume it leads to nasty opportunistic infections. Also, normally hypotermia is measured by taking the temperature rectally so it might spur unnecessary treatment if you won't admit you wanted to feel like Frosty the snowman was rawdogging you.

352 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 14:18

Same, and I was like “no I don’t think they get any respect actually”

353 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 05:36

Mark Sophavandy
​Trump is john kreese and supporters are the cobra kai students. totally brainwashed.

354 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:18

Mr. Derrida, tear up this bussy

355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:23

The evolution of Star Wars and Harry Potter political allegories

356 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 04:10

I'm glad this sexually excites even one person on the gods green earth.

357 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 05:22

people don't want to believe it but "new age Q healing crystal sandy hook truther antivax hippy national socialist whole foods schizo-patriotism" is going to be the next global mass movement

358 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 06:26

John McCain is in a tiny cage in hell listening to this on loop

359 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 06:32

From our founding in 1899 as the United Fruit Company to our honored place in your kitchen today, Chiquita Brands International has always supported democratic values and the peaceful transfer of power. We call on President Trump to honor those traditions.

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 07:13

Dude prepped us for liberal republic's slide to fascism through forever-war and we bitched about Jar Jar

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:10

Where's that Nazi quote saying always accuse the enemy of doing what you were doing? Can't remember the guys name, something Gerbils?

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 20:54

My favorite reason for the spinning bow ties this week:

The people of action on the right have appeared--and they appear to not wear bow ties.

363 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 21:04

Dear the newspapers. I didn’t “battle” Covid. I lay on my bed reading a book till it went away

364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 10:33

The election was stolen from us. Giant Meteor should have won, but orbital mechanics and gravitational physics cheated us out of it.

365 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 17:38

The Left naturally prefers lies to truth, ugliness to beauty, chaos to order, tyranny to freedom, and human suffering to human flourishing. For they are the culture of death, the children of darkness. They are spiteful mutants who want revenge for being born. They wont rest until the entire world is as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.

366 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 18:42

My grandma keeps chickens. They feed them fried chicken sometimes. They love it.

367 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 20:41

For the last time, the clown is not the rapist.

368 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 21:44

Never forget Stalin’s famous words. “By clicking accept. We can sell your browsing history to paid advertisers for the GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA”

369 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:01

Ladies, I want you to imagine your boyfriend giving it to you from behind. Then you turn around and he's making the racist Chinese face at you where he slants his eyelids with his fingers

370 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:40

can you please post shotgun Saturday night episodes. if not. I understand.

371 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:40

Trump nuking DC would be proof that he wants to destroy our nation's enemies.

372 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 03:00

don't worry, there are plenty of other frogs around, sad that we killed dinosaurs and neanderthals though, I wish more people were vegan.

373 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:55

god hates us

374 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 08:55

I have been fighting a silent battle against cuckold bulls for 14 years now

375 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 09:42

i find the genders connected to sound and color easiest to understand (maybe that's cause those are the ones i feel lol) for example my gender can feel like a color (huegender/colorgender), i think it might be black right now?.. usually it stays around blue/purple/pink but it was gray a couple days ago.. it can also feel like its quiet or loud (voluflux), usually its muffled and quiet (mufflegender) a couple days ago i felt like my gender was like if you were listening to something with broken earbuds and one of the ears was very quiet and the other was very loud, yes very specific i thought it was kinda funny

376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 12:29

introducing... DOUGACORE

an aesthetic that is an amalgamation of animecore and webcore! it is also highly based on 2channel, futaba and nico nico douga. basically japanese internet stuff lolz
dougacore things include..

  • saying kusa/草 instead of lmao
  • saying w (pronounced waru) instead of lol
  • videos like kumikyoku nico nico douga
  • 音MAD (otoMAD) videos
  • the band P-MODEL
  • floating text on videos
  • kaomoji
  • japanese-style memes (such as "Yukkari Shitte Ne!")
  • early 2000s anime
  • gigantic mashups of music from popular japanese video games
  • otaku culture
  • touhou project fanworks (vids like chirumiru)
  • browsing on NND and 2channel

377 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 14:11

That's cultural appropriation. Leave the Nazi's be. These are our own homegrown fucktards. These are MAGA.

378 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 14:56

Parrot S. Vinosa (?)
Move your body real closer

379 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:17

This guy. Uses periods a lot.

380 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 23:27

This guy. Licks periods a lot :P

381 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 07:59

sorry serb but in real life the bošnjak gets the girl

382 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:08

So cleaver yet so naive....

383 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 00:11

I was downloading porn on my gateway computer, playing baldur's gate 2 while cartoon network played in the background. Simpler times

384 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 11:59

1453 was an inside job! Ottoman cannons cannot breach byzantine walls! Wake up sheeple!

385 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:00

pretty cool how you used the piano as a green screen

386 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 20:29

For me it was seeing the videos she made before she was famous, when she was still in school. Those are even more concerning than her current ones. I mean they were REALLY like a psycho person.

In all honesty, I think she is clinically ill. But it's not to a point where she's unable to function in society. More like a rather severe personality disorder, similar to turret syndrome or something. But hey, it makes her unique among other idols. When did we ever see a popular idol with an obvious psychological knack? I think it's cool as long as she doesn't get depressed over it when she gets older. Maybe it's just a temporary thing too.

387 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:27

Neither am I, but then again I don't think I've ever tweeted her to begin with.

388 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 23:21

The tears look like sperm. Now you can't unsee it.

389 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:28

Outright communism. This isn't likely to happen. Not in the short-term. But, suppose it did. Well, the starving times come earlier. I doubt it though - oil and alternative energy is so abundant we can live in that weird cambion explosion time when all manner of idiotic creatures survived.

390 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:33

Seriously cannot imagine what some of you expect. Do you think he is going to show his hand to his enemies just to help you unbunch your panties?

391 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:30

No my deodorant does smell good Spartan ad guy

392 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 03:48

Been getting a few new followers apparently looking for accounts regarding the YFI cryptocurrency. I wonder how many cuckold and bestiality captions I can post before they realize they made a mistake.

Or... maybe it isn't a mistake. Who am I to judge?

393 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 06:42

Telling mommy "Lasch would spit on you" next time she burns the chicken nuggies

394 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 15:46

Similar thing I've always done: the dick mic. Stick a 57 in the middle of the kit aimed at the drummers crotch and smash it. Same thing really

395 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 18:31

Play monke but instead of being a large ape hes a small hamster inside a giant mechanical ball

396 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 20:28

I’m watching this clip, yelling at the cops, “Testudo! Testudo!” That’s Latin for ‘turtle’, a common battle formation since ancient freaking Rome! And these cops just stood there not knowing what to do. Talk about a lack of proper training.

397 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 22:54

A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks

"What would you like sir?"

He squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order

"Coffee. Black."

A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero.

The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far better human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee.

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