[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#36] (626)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:31

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/

I'm a big fat butt.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:35

>>2GET, LOL

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:37

inhales YODELEELOOOOOOOOOO
They thought real hard last thread just to get to make a new one.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 00:00

黒人おちんちんNTR

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 00:10

Well that recent thing from the paste thread certainly casts that Ezekiel bread brand in a different light.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 00:28

ezekiel jesus ezekiel

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 02:00

Can you fellow DQNs recommend any good discord servers?
I feel like your taste in discord servers would be good

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 04:20

>>7
Discord sucks.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 05:29

Yodelante justice.
>>7
Discord sucks. Even if there were any yodel discords, I'd still stay out.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 06:18

>>7
That 'nime discord that a dokyun got invited to that made you state your ideology or something was pretty epic.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 07:19

>>7
Pick your poison. All the public ones are the same, they're like a spectrum of tolerance for politics and other polarizing things. There's always some 14 year old loser who thinks they're funny though, but if you're into that.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 11:36

>>7 discord is for plebs

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 11:39

>>1 I posted in every thread!

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 11:59

One on hand, I don't understand the hate for Discord. It's just chat.
But on the other hand, I also don't understand why everything is a proprietary program with all the issues that brings.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 13:56

>>14 That's to collect evidence for your eventual, inevitable canceling.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 14:36

>>7
Fuck Discord.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 15:21

Fuck fuck

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 15:22

🎣

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:20

Missed 14GET ..........life's over

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:58

Tailor? I hardly know 'er!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 21:00

speaking of things that suck, guns'n'roses

22 Name: guns'n'roses : 1993-09-9877 21:42

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll
Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Hey, still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:03

DQN is back!

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:05

HOLY SHIT DQN IS BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCHQ

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:06

I didn't miss you. Not one bit.

26 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-9882 21:27

hard disk failure was to blame...

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:59

longcat died so 4-ch could live

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 22:44

I'm glad it's back. I was almost doing something useful.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 23:00

phew

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 23:45

nice

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 00:11

DQN IS BACK!!!!!

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 00:15

IT'S ALIVE!!!! :DDDD

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 02:30

It just won't stay dead!

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 03:12

I missed reading your random thoughts on poo-poo and yodeling.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 03:16

I'm sorry DQN-Kun, while you were gone, some things happened. I belong to the streets now.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 04:38

low key looking forward to the flood of valvatorez x fenrich doujinshi what with disgaea 4 being on PC now

also its good to be back

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 04:44

>disgaea

What is this, the 2000s?

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 04:59

i WISH

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 05:23

I don't

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 06:14

I forgot, like, 10000 good thoughts I was going to share. Some of them were real gems.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 06:19

getting japanese input to work on linux is such a fucking nigger and a half, no wonder they all use windows there

why is there not just some package i can apt-get install jp-ime, why do i have to fuck around in nano and copypaste from the arch wiki for 3 hours

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 08:01

>>41
It's easier than it seems. If I remember correctly, I installed mozc and fcitx (you might need fcitx-mozc, or something like this too), messed a bit with the gui settings window to activate the input and that's it.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 08:28

RIP longcat, may the heaven stretch for you...

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 08:29

>>42 that's what i ended up doing, but now when i start typing a huge ass "TABキーで選択" suggestive text thing takes up half my screen and blocks the entire text box. i can see how it'd be useful if i was on a smartphone or something, like i can type こくj and hit tab and it gives me 黒人, now if i could just make that window ONLY appear when i hit tab, or something, this might actually be useable

vc: thong

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 08:35

>no wonder they all use windows there

They use Windows because of h-games. They don't care about freedom.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 09:53

>>45
That's both BASED OUT OF SPACE and sad

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 11:24

>>26 Glad you're okay!
>>1-999 Glad you're okay!

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 11:26

Backyard BasedBall

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 12:57

>>47 Aww thanks!

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 13:27

Lumps your oompahs, humps your loompas

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 15:00

What is it like to be able to formulate and execute a simple plan without it going catastrophically off the rails on the first step due to some entirely unforeseen and completely improbable event every single time?

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 15:41

I use scim with anthy. I finally got everything set up the way I like it, but it was a pain in the ass because the magic lines in the Arch wiki were actually incorrect for my use case and nobody could tell me what any of them meant.

This is the sort of problem that should really be solved by Wayland, except the only thing Wayland is good for right now is watching the slapfight between Gnome and mpv.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 18:52

I went to college for electrical engineering, and I did pretty well, and I have several years of work experience, but I also kind of feel like I'd have an easier time prepping for and passing a software engineering interview, to get a job that maybe even pays more. Just about all the EE jobs I'm interested in want extensive experience with very expensive software and processes, and I'm in the rather unfortunate position of working for a place that does almost none of that. I took a gander at SWE interview reports for Google on Glassdoor, and while I'm not quite at that level, I think I realistically could be in the ballpark with a few months of work (and zero monetary investment, rather than having to either buy stuff or deal with pirating it).

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 19:08

My brain is fried, here I am on 4-ch instead of paying attention to online class.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 19:17

>>53
You can do just fine on the interview and still not be selected, assess your risks accordingly.
Basically, I wasted six months of my life prepping for it twice, and if a recruiter comes calling again, that's what I'm gonna tell them: I worked my ass off for your company for six months, created nothing of value, and didn't get paid.
Be very sure it's where you want to work before you try. I only did it to placate family who have never had my best interests at heart.

56 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9883 20:52

Hey, what's this?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 21:16

stroke penis

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 21:42

You should definitely hurt yourself.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 22:17

>>55
It doesn't specifically have to be Google, I realize their interview process (like most) is pretty arbitrary; a common thread I noticed among non-selected interviewees was that they'd get through everything only to not "match up" with a particular team or be "googley" enough, then get dropped. I looked there because I would consider them a pretty reasonable benchmark for what would be expected from a SWE at any company that knows what they're doing.

One thing I do like about a company like Google, though, is that getting my foot in the door, even with software, should at least make it easier to switch departments eventually and have a place in hardware. I'm not sure I'd want to work for a software-only company for that reason. My current company is small enough that I get to do both, which I also enjoy―I actually like quite a lot of things about my current job, but I want to leave primarily because they continue to refuse to pay me an amount even slightly appropriate to my position and skillset, after far too long, and I'm not unique in this situation. I'm still with them because our products actually do help make the world a bit better, some of my coworkers are great, I've gotten to dabble in a lot of various skills, the hours are quite flexible, I hate job hunting, the cost of living is low in my area, and it's frighteningly easy for someone fundamentally lazy like me to just stay here, grow old, and die.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 23:23

ASAGI GO FIGHT-O

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 03:16

ayeayeaye im your little butterfly

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 03:17

N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 04:45

Tahallassee n cabalasas got cribs in bofe of em

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 07:41

ptkfgs

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 08:28

an udder is basically a weird giant breast with four nipples

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 08:47

i feel so good

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 09:42

why do normalfags want to be niggers so bad

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 09:58

The season has changed.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 11:31

cheapo breakfast cereal cuts up your mouth real bad. back to toast i guess

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 11:39

the complete name of Brian Eno

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 11:51

Brian Peppers

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 14:00

Brian Eno, Brian Peppers, Twin Peaks

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 15:38

anus sex

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 21:19

miko miko nurse
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75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 00:56

wet ass-pussy

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 06:16

I hurt.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 09:07

What the fuck is a mood and why is everything it? I hate young people so much holy shit

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 11:45

>>77 big mood

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 14:55

mastrubating

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 15:45

morning coffee, morning DQN
fuck me i have to do graph homomorphisms today

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 15:49

lol gay graph morphisms

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 16:13

poisons203 is a fag

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 17:27

Some of the stuff copypasted to dokyun makes me cry piss

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 17:32

>>83
You might want to see a doctor about that.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 17:47

people are such babies about orgs not wanting active marijuana smokers

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 20:55

the clown emoji/insult is overused on social media, and is no longer hurtful.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 23:46

uh-oh, my pet tomboy is hungry but i still wanna just keep reading this crap

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:14

thinking about spending the rest of my life single and friendless in a shitty midwestern suburb and just kinda wanting to die

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 06:04

how hard would it be to write a script that does something like:

take a *booru character tag (eg hakurei_reimu), counts the total number of hits, counts the number of hits that are tagged explicit vs questionable vs safe, and generates a ratio of the three, known as the "lewdness ratio". the higher the proportion of explicit & questionable vs safe image, the lewder and sluttier the character is. finally an objective, mathematical way to call someone's waifu trash.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 06:22

>>89
It's already been done for all the 2hu characters, Kasen ended up with the highest lewd ratio. The original posts are on /jp/ somewhere.
https://files.catbox.moe/kst661.jpg

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 06:28

That said, the answer is "trivial." Just hit the https://danbooru.donmai.us/counts/posts.json?tags=hakurei_reimu+rating:s endpoint a few times with whatever tags & metatags you want

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 06:35

>>90,91

as expected, cirno doesn't even know what a "chinchin" is

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 06:40

>>90
Ringo Starr a bit below average?! He was the best drummer ever. He propelled The Beatles to stardom and fame. Yep, all it took was one REAL drummer. And you put Ringo below average...

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 08:30

>>90
Eirin is bad medicine

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 10:02

Touhou Watersports

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 10:38

Penguin noises.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 12:33

let's get to 10,000 before the 10,000th

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 12:44

no

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 13:47

>>88 You have the power to move to Wales, the people are very nice!

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 14:41

Cardiff is a nice city definitely, but the people seem kind of inbred.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 15:06

Thank you, describer of mystery links, for your wonderful descriptions.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 15:12

>>101 I appreciate that risky clicker and dispassionately disposed person, whoever it may be.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 15:16

It's super funny that bro became a slur on social media

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 17:49

i NEED a stinky sweaty socially awkward skeleton-mode fluffy hair eternally pajama wearing NEET boyfriend RIGHT NOW

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 17:58

>stinky sweaty socially awkward

Why do people like this?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:10

cracky bbc

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:29

the IT department fucked up and deleted a bunch of canvas courses halfway through the semester and now I have no idea if i'll be able to recover the grades?

and we just got an email from the president about redundancies and a pay freeze?

cool, i love it

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:31

>>105 sweat is full of pheromones i guess

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:55

>>107
Post their addresses on Twitter and claim they said the N word.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:07

According to Nick Fulton of the magazine i-D, Bali Baby is "one of very few openly gay female rappers with any skin in the game."[2]

As of 2020, she is currently having a baby soon with her current boyfriend. [10]

Hmmmmmm

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:13

Isn't bi counted as gay these days?
Regardless, a wise man once said, can't beat the cock.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:20

>>111
Lmao is that what the kids are saying these days? Must be cool to be gay
Anyway i guess it is not universally accepted if so
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/969086423

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 23:27

>>100 So‽‽‽‽‽

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 04:47

When was the interrobang added to unicode‽

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 05:34

>>111
I beat my cock every day, faget.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 08:26

>>113
They're not the sexy kind of inbred like South Yorkshire.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 08:54

>>111
Not the cock, man. Not the cock.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:18

Since today is Mother's Day, all family members were decided to go out.
I, however, didn't go because I was embarrassed since I'm 23 years old.
Father, mother, sister, and grandmother went to a restaurant and a karaoke.
I have another sister who lives in Tokyo by herself, but she isn't here.
Well, she must be embarrassed since she's 21 years old.
I went to a horse racing. When I came home, father called me and said
that they're having fun at karaoke and they'll come home after 7pm.

I sang songs, feeling free to be alone. And I felt fun,
I took all my clothes off, and I danced. I copied utopia thing.
I copied tea commercial by Aya Matsuura. Shaking my hips being naked.
I felt fun more and more, and I ran around our house with my penis exposed.
My room is in second floor. I went to downstairs to have some tea.
I was shouting, "Sex! sex! I wanna have sex with her!",
"Cunt, cunt! dick!!", "Sperm! sperm! sperm!",
and there were my sister lives in Tokyo and her boyfriend in living room.
Why!!?? She came home because today is Mother's Day?
Oh I remember, she said she'll come introduce her boyfriend to parents.
That's the end. They saw all of it.
I'm sure she'll tell about it. My life is over. Help me...

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:33

It is a year ago that I lost you.
I hope you still watch over me from the heaven.
You were my first girlfriend in my life.
I was so glad to have such a wonderful girlfriend like you. I was really happy.
But everything changed when you were suddenly diagnosed with leukemia.
It was so painful to watch you languishing day by day on the hospital bed.
You sometimes smiled and said "I didn't know that hospital is such a boring place."
Did you know that I was crying behind your back after seeing your weak smile?
I gave my old laptop to you so that you could spend your time on surfing the Internet.
I vividly remember your happy face.
That way, you started the Internet. You especially liked the BBS named "2-channel."
You accessed to the BBS all the day.
One day, you said with your accustomed smile,
"Look! I got a 2-GET again!"
"You shouldn't access to the Internet all the day.
It is bad for your health," I said.
“I know, but look! This 3rd guy says,’2-GET!’
But actually he didn't, you know? It's so funny, isn't it?"
I didn't say anything more. I couldn't, because you looked so happy.
“Look! This 3rd guy is now saying, "Damn!"
He is using funny ASCII art! He is a kind of cute, isn't it?"
I was just silent. Seeing your smile, I felt inexpressibly sad.
Then, she sighed, "I hope he will remember..."
"...I hope he will remember that he was snatched his "2" by someone he had never met.
I hope he will remember it even after I've gone away...
Well, I know it is not likely, but I hope..."
Several months later, he left the world, surrounded by your family and me.
You are not in the world any more.
And now I am clicking the F5 key again and again.
So that the 3rd guy will remember you.
So that he will remember you forever and ever.
Now, together with you in the heaven, I will here engrave:

2 G E T

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:52

>>114 At least before the 5244th of September '93

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 13:54

>>120
Whoa, when you write it out like that, this September has been getting pretty long.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 14:09

I think I might be bi. Watching guys masturbating to porn is hotter than porn to me.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 14:37

Since when has 1chan/rail/ been kill?

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 14:42

I seriously love porn

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 19:14

>>122
Sounds more like a voyeurism fetish tbh

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 20:25

>>123
1chan suffers from sporadic and random length downtime.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 22:35

No, my head's just empty.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 02:19

Boots is like a walgreens i'm a fancy American who knows things like that

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 02:27

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
I don't know why they wrote it on a banner, and yet when I went in there, they don't have it on the menu either.
But anyways, I got in, and got a drink, and was talking with some other foreigners.
I saw a waiter, and said, "Oh! Would you let me get a drink and go to the restroom?"
He said, "No, wait!" Then he took me to a men's room, and I used it

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 02:49

>>129
Did you meet an いい男 in there?

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 10:24

>>128 A chemist?

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 10:46

My friend found a roach in their yoshinoya bowl once.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 15:39

I misread the label. This product only kills 9.99% of viruses and bacteria.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:14

Tired of hearing about niggers, or any social issue really, im out of care and outrage at this point.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:51

feet...
anne hathaway's feets...

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:52

nozomi tojo's feets

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:54

Shamiko's feets

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:54

yoshinoya worker feet

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:55

.oooO Oooo.
( ( ) ( ) )
\ ( ) /
\) (/

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:56

I LOVE FEET

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:57

sniff sniff dqn should have never introduced me to wikifeet

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:58

feet more like sheet

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:59

Feet is too boring

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 16:59

I have a scab on my foot, still into feet?

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 19:16

wtf are these posts

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 19:47

If I could afford lithium, 100ah would be plenty. Grrr.

147 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-9888 19:50

>>145
You sure are one to ask!

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 20:04

fart

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 20:04

pootis

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 21:24

why peenis and anus, not peenis and poopis

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 21:47

why they put they dick in the pussy

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 23:17

>>151
wanna find out?

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9888 23:21

>>151 Because mouth has a high risk of pr*gnancy

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 04:45

how is babby formed?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 11:52

how girl get pragnent

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 13:00

>>153 u mena the as*hole?

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 20:24

snel

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 00:36

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 00:46

>>155
The man pees in her butt

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 01:49

The best one was

>They need to do way instain haman> who kill thier purus, becuse these puru cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a haman in core 3 who had kill her three purus, they are taking the three puru back to the gwanzan too lady to rest. my pary are with the glemy who lost his purus ; i am truley sorry for your lots"

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 15:43

Love and hope.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 16:56

i run into a lotta people these days who apparently can't conceive that someone would go around doing nice things because he enjoys doing them

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 17:00

bro

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 11:50

i wanna drive through the ghetto playing "bassline yatteru?" with my stereo set so that you can only hear the actual bassline from outside the car, my crack dealer thinks im listening to some absolutely ignorant whiteboy trap but then i roll down the window and he hears nanahira lesbian thirst

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 12:13

>>164 Is it nanahira lesbian lust? I always heard that song as her talking about the kind of creeps that chat her up in da club

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 12:28

>>165 im sure thats how its meant to be interpreted but the parts where shes directly saying the nanpa lines just sound like she's saying it to some OTHER girl

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 15:30

>>164
that's a mood, absolutely love that song. it's such a banger

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 17:52

sesevenen 2: forforce

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 17:54

I pour the sage tea into this

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:01

foo!

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:27

i'm american but "maths" always sounded better than "math" to me

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:51

zed and torches are dumb though

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 18:58

>>164
based

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 21:11

>>167

>that's a mood

you only said that because of me!

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 21:14

bar!

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 21:15

barf

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 23:33

TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is DuMb

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 00:39

>>177
imagine: some people give up halfway and only make the first letter large

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 00:48

people who lowercasepost on purpose instead of just being too lazy to hit shift are dumb

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 00:49

>>178
The internet sure loves to ask me to imagine things.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 01:19

Congratulations, you've reached the end of Gnome Cop! I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, you should definitely go check out some of my other stories.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 02:10

i enjoy holding my shit

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 03:00

oops it slipped out

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 08:26

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN is like the coldest insult there is after handing someone an ass beating

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 09:13

>>179 Indeed, and lazy people should also be killed

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 12:01

>>181
I dearly hope this somehow relates to Gnome, the shitty GNU/Linux interface, but it's probably just some D&D/Warcraft shit isn't it.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 12:28

I can't keep living in despair. I'm going to make it work.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 14:21

>>186
Gnome used to be good!

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 17:02

>>186
There is no night in Gnome city. It's just another day with a different color scheme. This particular day was pitch-black and drizzling when we got the call. Eddy Vince was about four feet to the left of, and six storeys below, his eighty thousand sloc penthouse. "So what," I said. "Maybe he was looking for the scroll bar."

Kowalski doesn't like my jokes, but I don't like his font rendering and I can't change that either, so we're even. "This isn't being investigated as a homicide," he continued. "It's forgery under HIG regulations. In his coat pocket was mozilla_temp0.pdf. Twice." Kowalski does things by the book.

"I don't mean to minimize-" He grimaced, he hates that word. "-the importance of a piece of paper, but I think I'd prefer the homicide angle."

He sneered at me. "HIG paragraph 3. 'Preferences have a cost'". Kowalski does things by the book.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 18:41

>>187
You can do it!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 18:53

>>189
I like this story, where can i click to read more

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:18

Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p-word is wet, come take a dive

For some reason the it's either "p-word" or "gushy" every time. Thanks obama

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 19:21

Hearing Thanks Obama in 2020 made me feel legitimately wistful for a joke I thought was exhausted when it was originally popular.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 20:31

>>188
No. Gnome was never good. (Although it did get worse.)

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 20:43

MATE is surviving purely off of nostalgia.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 00:37

Where am I going?
Life just brings you places, eh?

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 01:36

>>196
Make sure to stop and look around once in a while, life might just pass you by.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 02:21

Muhammad Ali was really really cool

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 03:05

Boxing is not worth the concussions and supporting it is morally reprehensible

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 05:58

if you're vehemently against blood sports you should have your serum testosterone checked. if you can contentedly sit at a desk all day and never feel the urge to get up, throw some punches, shadowbox, move around, play-fight, you are weak and your vitality is not what it could be.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 09:03

>>197 While you're stopping and looking around, life is still passing you by, so don't dilly-dally!

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 09:36

I don't know.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 11:04

the far right - [predator handshake] - the far left
weird ethnospiritual theories about india

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 13:59

docp235

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 14:36

With September 10000 looming, I guess I should figure out how I want to celebrate it.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 15:10

>>205 I was thinking that too. I've decided to go with 10,000 bottles of Buckfast

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 19:05

wake me up when september ends

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 19:06

wake me up when september ends

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 19:06

homogay

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 19:56

heterofag

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 20:07

I’m not gay. Sorry gays. I love beautiful ladies.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 20:27

4chan is 17 years old... just like abe nana!

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 20:35

4chan is now older than its average userbase

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 20:56

>>213
that's been true ever since 2015 tbh

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 03:00

gaynus

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 03:27

weenus

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:04

My brain always first reads the word "shemale" as "shuh-mah-lay" as in "tamale" and I get confused

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:07

>>189
You are a good writer, I want more

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 04:38

dictatorial dick tutorial

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 06:24

My Youtube recommendations have been a warzone ever since watching one south park clip when a joke came to mind. It has been bombarded with epic

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 17:08

epic

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 19:34

>>215
Dildo Faggins

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 19:51

blueberries aren't very good

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 21:58

>>223
What the fuck did you just fucking say about blueberries, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 22:23

I'm worried we are concentrating too much on penises and asses and anal sex. We won't reach greatness if we can't beyond lowly fucking.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 22:48

we should focus on epic

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 03:34

Every South Korean president ends up in a jail.
Every North Korean leader gets sanctified.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 03:55

( ˃ ヮ˂) epic anal sex

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 06:35

>gorilla warfare

Been there done that

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 08:54

first impression: most sympathetic character is fuuka, i too wish to eat lots of sweets and be princess carried by a handsome boy

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9895 10:49

>>230
I got princess carried by a handsome boy once. It felt really nice, would recommend.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 00:35

life so far feels like the first half of flowers for algernon

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 03:54

I don't know what to do.

I wish...

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 05:51

THE PENIS IS EVIL
THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 06:51

the penis hits the eggs

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 08:31

tfw no dqn gf to princess carry...

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 12:38

enormous pianist

vc: funable

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 16:07

boioioioioioioioioioioioinnnnnnnnnnnnng

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 17:19

cute skinny leggy smelly fluffy haired NEET boy with a broken pelvis from me clapping his cheeks 14 times in a night but its ok because i can just princess carry him and he never goes outside anyway

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 17:27

i wanna cum inside a cute boy so fucking bad i need a JOB

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 17:30

>clapping his cheeks

why is this suddenly popular

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 18:32

epic cheek clapping

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 19:55

Black Obama

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 20:39

tfw no dqn bf to princess carry me...

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 22:28

this shit again?

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 23:40

fuck me the tikz manual is more than a thousand pages long?

i knew people used this but i didn't know they use it for everything

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 00:44

I like some of those Hololive girls, but not the American ones. Americans can't be cute.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 02:05

>>247
Based

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 02:06

Hololive is dumb, weirdly dramatic and doesn't seem anymore interesting than any e-celeb shit

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 03:06

Didn't hololive get in drama over janitors and whether taiwan was a country? lol noobs

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 04:32

Gender studies cause Marxism

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 06:12

Schoolgirl Burp Party: Surrounded and Smothered by Schoolgirls and Treated to the Highest Class High Volume Burp Service at the Underground Culture Festival

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 06:47

I mean aside from his critique of how bad the kids these days are at animation, Miyazaki sounds way grouchier in translation. His conversational sense of humor is just wry/corny grandpa stuff that shouldn't be taken at face value.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 07:01

he's old. of course he sounds grouchy.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 07:14

>>245
every day, until you like it

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 09:33

Good sweet special little creature.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 11:35

>>249 its literally just online celebrity worship but ^________^ nippon-nya!

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 11:50

Do you guys think 0037 still comes here? Will he notice us again if we scream hard enough? I think he's still here, and that all we need to do to bring him back is scream loud enough, Any volunteers willing to help?

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 13:11

>>258
Didn't he pass away last year?

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 13:49

>>259
That would be news to me! Especially considering he briefly put up a download of the board data earlier this year.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 13:58

>>257 Hmm it seems a bit glib to say it is "literally just" that, but that part of it is a bit interesting to me. It's nice to see a silly bunny mucking about to entertain people but when someone appears in the chat, donating $100 and asking her to marry them, it makes me pray for Chinese nukes to fall on USA -_-;

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 16:11

chad-hominem attacks

vc: hairdable

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 17:27

>>261
It sounds like you either don't get it or you're having the classic "NOOOOOOOOOO ITS MY JAPAN STOP YOU OTHER WESTERNERS IT SHOULD BE MINE ONLY". Its just the typical ad revenue-whoring thinly-veiled e-begging shit, that silly bunny is the same as an attractive 3D woman doing it but for a different audience.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 17:35

It has been too long since I've heard dokyun talk about their epic gay anal sex

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 18:56

>>264
I had anal sex a few times. It was pretty epic, but regrettably, not very gay.
I was very disappointed that I couldn't feel being cummed inside. I've definitely heard from other women that they couldn't feel it vaginally, but could anally, so I really had my hopes up.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 19:39

>>264
Post some then, fagnuts.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9897 20:04

Please watch warmly until it is ready.

268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9897 22:42

new guy: change the passwords if that hasn't been done already; the config was visible for a short time.

bps: thanks for everything, pal!

269 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9897 23:34

Did the default name change?

270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 00:11

damn bitch where those your onlyplans

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9898 00:25

onlyflans

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 00:47

The text art preview is fixed! God bless you, mystery new admin.

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 00:52

>>263 Oh I'm sure I don't get it, I'm not actually that interested in hololive or any streamers or youtubers or the like, but there is a difference in it that I find interesting, the difference between losers throwing money at an attractive 3D wo/man playing video games - and losers throwing money at an anime character playing video games

274 Name: ssz!8KKxaxpAFg (Admin) : 1993-09-9898 02:52

>>268
Thanks for the heads up! Not exactly the ideal start I was envisioning, but at least it looks like nobody actually accessed the config files.

There's still a little bit of cleanup to do. I'm going to create a new /req/ thread shortly for things that are broken; please hold out until then.

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 04:17

Wait, what's going on? Bps sold us to somebody else with all our infos?! When did this happen? Bring bakc squenks

276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 04:21

this is too stressful I miss shii already

277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 05:42

>>276
dqn is so depressing now.
We are gonna turn into another melancholy altchan

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9898 06:00

lets turn epic instead

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 06:36

hoes be sold out of scarlet sister fumos, like damn bitch were those your only flans?

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 07:19

latex sucks, donald knuth, leslie lamport, and till tantau can all go buttfuck each other in hell

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 07:25

I have no strong opinions on latex

282 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 07:51

>>281
Do you have strong opinions on emacs?

283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 09:31

im more of a vim dokyun myself

284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 09:52

do people into political movements not feel insulted by pandering to it in advertising? they are taking what you feel so strongly about and using it to try and manipulate you into giving you money.

285 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 10:30

>>284
do you mean those "register to vote" popups showing up on every fucking website lately or what?

286 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 10:37

>is that not the spirit of the era?

287 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 10:51

taking off your socks feels good

288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 11:05

>>287 you mean your foot mittens?

289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 11:30

weebshit Q3A clone

290 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 11:44

*HEY DQN LET’S HAPPY!

291 Name: ( ´___ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 11:46

OK, happying now!

292 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 12:50

>>289
back when Q3A was contemporary someone made a character mod of ping from megatokyo, complete with voices ripped from some random anime IIRC, and i used it in every match during my years of online multiplayer

if you ever time travel back to 1999, please frag me IRL to spare me the misery of remembering this

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9898 14:32

>>283
Is this because you don't know how to quit it?

294 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 17:16

>>288
if socks are foot mittens, then what are slippers

295 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 17:25

The problem with English as the international language - in Europe in particular - is that everyone has to learn it to some extent - but then the politrectal correctness gets forced afterwards. Even worse in our Epoch of the Raving Mad.

For example, picture a chat interaction in a video game: a Brit throwing "cunt" around is "just banter", but a Czech saying "I'm a retard for [doing something]" causes "Ohnonono we don't say the r-word".

God forbid somebody say anything about homosexuals or God...

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9898 17:54

>>294
Brass knuckles!

297 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:07

>>284
I mean, by definition an advertisement is just some asshole trying to induce you into making a bad decision, so i don't think these are much worse

298 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:47

>>295
You act as if political correctness doesn't exist in other languages, and using your example of Europe in particular proves this wrong with Germany & Belgium doing what they do politically.

299 Name: ( ´___ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:57

>>295 Those are offensive for different reasons too - calling someone a cunt, asshole, motherfucker is different to calling someone a retard, faggot, nigger

300 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 20:59

Cantor? I hardly know 'er!

301 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 22:17

all you other kids with your pogged up kicks
better run better run
outrun my monkaS

302 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 22:59

the thing with retard faggot nigger is that they just mean dumb online and aren't the slur anymore. faggot even is a term of endearment in some communities.

303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:11

gaynus

304 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 23:48

do you ever wonder what weirdo redditors are like in real life

305 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 00:13

feels kinda weird seeing something other than shii on DQN

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9899 00:24

I'm the next admin. get ready.

307 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 00:49

>>298
Politically, they are following any trend the US sets. Correctness exists in any language I'm talking a very particular raving mad strand of it.
>>299
Yeah, calling others a cunt randomly is definitely different to calling yourself a retard.
>>302
Everything is a slur these days. "Trap" (a feminine male) turns out to be hateful and transphobic!

308 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:07

There are Billie Eilish copycats now. God help us.

309 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:28

Rapes 'n' gapes

310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:41

epic anal rape (・∀・)

311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 01:51

Most old people I've met do wonder how the hell it happened.

312 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 02:44

bepis

313 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 05:31

lorg pnis ni ur but

314 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 07:26

Someday i will obtain kolmogorov levels of brain genious

315 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 09:54

we can't stop here
this is gensokyo

316 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 10:33

Touch me.

317 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 12:11

how can it be

318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 13:06

Out of all the fetishes that exist, I don't understand why people like gross shape-less insect things especially when mammals are very aesthetic if you like non-humans.

319 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 13:38

>>302 Dimwits using them to mean "dumb" ≠ that's what the words mean. Don't get me wrong, I don't personally care about hearing offensive language, and I do kind of laugh at people who are offended by things, but on the other hand it takes 0 effort to just not be a dick. There are frillions of word combinations, and you can even make up words, it's really not hard to express a feeling without using words steeped in hate. It's just pretty selfish and ignorant I think - plain lack of thought, and that's the only part I have a problem with. Saying "it's just words and it just means dumb" suggests a lack of empathy, they haven't tried to imagine what it's like to live life from the other side. Low emotional intelligence.

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 13:41

I'm not offended by the word "retard" but there are so many words that could be used to convey the same message without disparaging marginalised people, so when someone chooses to use that word I'm just like damn this guy must be a retard

321 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 14:24

i'm gay and mentally ill and i call my other gay mentally ill friends faggots and queers and retards and they do the same to me. you guys are overthinking it lol

322 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 14:33

>>320
Do idiot and stupid not mean the same thing? I don't get what's wrong about calling someone whose acting as if he were a retard, a retard.

323 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 14:35

Holy f*ck last day before the final stretch in September 9XXX.

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 15:24

Growing up me and my brothers weren't allowed to swear but "poof" was the word we used. Mum says it's my turn on the computer!
GET LOST STUPID POOF!
No you FAT POOF IT'S MY GO

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 16:29

it's funny that calling someone an "imbecile" sounds fancy and high brow now when it basically just means retard

326 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 16:44

>>325
I'm pretty sure nearly all words for "idiot" started out meaning "retard".

327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 17:23

black anime reactors beating their half pakistani children yelling "MOSHI MOSHI!!! OHH HARA HETA NIGGA, KONO NIGGA NI NIKU ARU KA?!?!? BICHU ASSU NIGA!!!!"

328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 20:20

>>326 you can have all the sympathy for "marginalized groups" in the world but at the end of the day still no one wants to be a retard, that's why every word for retards eventually becomes an insult. it's just how it goes.

329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 22:02

games with voiced dialogue where you CAN name your character but they still just refer to you as a pre-recorded title, eg dragonborn, arisen, traveler, courier

330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 22:22

>>321
Pretty sure members of the group the slur is aimed it have a "pass" to say it. queer is even part of LGBTQIALOLWTFBBQLAPD+

331 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 22:26

332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 00:49

It looks like a kpop group of all things is crossing over with PUBG. WTF?

333 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 00:49

plugging poopholes with penis

334 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 01:31

>>321 Well yeah as a faggot retard obviously it's different for you to call other people faggot retards than a straight able person calling you that... My point is the opposite though, it's not me overthinking, it's people underthinking, just farting out words without thinking of what they're actually saying. It's not really out of sympathy for disabled people (which is the key difference in modern usage, between a stupid person and someone with a learning disability) either, it's more that it just demonstrates the person speaking is a bit thoughtless. You can say "it's just how it goes" but that doesn't mean you have to be part of it. If you need to insult someone, there are hundreds of good words, but as individuals we can make the world a bit better place just be putting a bit more thought into how we interact with other people :)

335 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 02:51

>>334 whatever retard

336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 03:23

You're a louse, Roger Smith.

337 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 03:55

sex

338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 04:18

butts

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9900 05:15

I was supposed to be the next admin in the line. I called dibs. What is this line-cutting??

340 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 07:02

>>339
you were skipped because your internet handle doesn't allow for funny backronyms

341 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 07:17

maybe this place would suck less if you all streamed lovesick girls

342 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 10:34

>>341
nigger

343 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 11:19

Im starting to think these deviantart-tier art doujins are being translated because people just want to upload NTR to the english tag.

344 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 13:22

it's bizarre that sites mostly used to make bootleg merchandise and trashy youtuber t-shirts like redbubble and cafepress are trying to be legitimate online storefronts.
i dont know why you would shop there instead of like amazon or ebay or something unless you really want that snappy mug or a BLM lawn sign.

345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 13:29

excitedly talking to someone about frank sinatra, the rat pack, etc, until it becomes abundantly clear that both of us only know the songs that were in ds9 and new vegas

346 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 13:46

finding out that bronies still exist

347 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 19:40

you sure do like rape

348 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 20:29

I was going to say rape isn't very DQN quality, but then I remembered all the raping that went on at the last DQNcon

349 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 22:17

THANK YOU RAPEMAN!!

350 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 00:09

My name is RAPE HORSE and I'm so horny it's crazy!

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9901 00:12

Certified rape person

352 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 01:03

Horses don't have horns you idiot

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9901 02:55

Heh, you expected a consent? How intoxicatingly naïve!

354 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 03:45

>>349
Don't thank me, thank rape.

355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 04:35

Eat ass, smoke grass, and practice garveyism

356 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 04:45

>>342 just put it on loop and mute it it’s not that hard

357 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 06:34

tags are overrated; i've never seen tags work well in a system where the users create the tags. the only way they work is if they're empirically based on the actual content, e.g. in real time via "grep". doing that by hand is a fool's errand

ymmv i guess

358 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 08:56

everything's okay I guess

359 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 17:43

text bored

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 20:02

turns out train school REALLY dislikes it when you mention the a-word during the interview

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 20:58

>>360 lmao

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 23:01

I feel like the whole life is slowly crashing down around me while I'm trying to escape it online and in games. I just wish to step away from it, make my home more cozy, get a moderately-paced job and stable income - and just stop worrying about everything. But I don't know how...

363 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 23:16

lowes sucks why don't they have a reasonable variety of eye hooks?

364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9901 23:46

A man named "tritonium" has been browsing this humble websight. Please, tritonium, die painfully.

365 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 00:29

raped by Roko's Basilisk

366 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 01:16

Is this real?

367 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 01:52

i really like the word männerbund, it makes me think of a gay nazi moon colony

368 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 03:00

Happy Taiwan National Day!

This is your friendly reminder that TAIWAN #1!!!

369 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 03:16

>>368
Not sure if Chinese trolling or trolling Chinese.

370 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 03:20

this place is just like PTT, everyone is old now

371 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 03:53

>>369
https://youtu.be/Rr8z0fm2cMs
don't mess with Taiwan, they've got cool helicopters and they just blasted through the windshield of a pink bus

372 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 04:46

>>371
They put a really long stick from an armoured van through ihn windscreen and I don't understand why...
The camo bikers from earlier were really menacing though.

373 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 10:48

>>363 I was actually in lowes the other day thinking exactly the same thing! Then something caught my eye

374 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 10:51

idea: wall of nendoroid/figurine boxes, but it's those tiny aliexpress carboard boxes instead

375 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 13:17

who is that
it sounds annoying
you are annoying for mentioning it

376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:00

your mom

377 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 21:27

I once crashed my car while singing along to Huun-Huur-Tu!

378 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9902 22:14

Holy fuck it's raining hard right now.

379 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 02:33

tell me more about hard

oh yeah

380 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 04:17

i'm reminded of that "please excuse me i am passing through" meme with this default name

381 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 04:18

im gay and my dick is small

382 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 04:50

I'm gay and my dick is big

383 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 04:57

i am not gay and my dick is small

384 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 11:13

i'm not gay and my dick is big

385 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 11:19

eat rape

386 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 12:30

>>380
フ━━━( ´_ゝ`)━━━ン!!

387 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 14:11

female shotacons are kind of hot, they're like "ufufufu, i'm gonna feed him and groom him so he gets big and strong and can ravish me one day"

388 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 14:21

just found out that the "national sexual violence resource center" in america ISNT a center dedicated to helping people commit sexual violence

389 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:12

>>380 His name is 天皇陛下の前立腺の中の人 ("The person in the Emperor's Prostate"?)

390 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:14

I thought it was Anisha Sasuga though:

The Sasuga Brothers (流石兄弟)

            ∧_∧
     ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) I see what you did there.
     ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
    /   \     | |
    /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
  __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
      \/____/ (u ⊃


The elder brother (the left one, sitting on the PC, his name is Anisha) likes to watch guro,
porn and other naughty stuff.
He is kind of stupid and often falls for browser crashing sites.
The younger brother's name is Otoutosha (Anisha & Otoutosha translate to "older brother"
and "younger brother"). He likes to make fun of his elder brother.

They often both do a kind of masochistic tsukkomi act which is difficult to translate.
(http://www.japannewbie.com/archives/000122.html)

I don't quite know how to translate their favorite phrase (流石, it also appears in their name) -
it could mean something along the lines of "saw that one coming" or "indeed" or "clever".
Maybe someone with a bit more knowledge of Japanese can help us out here.

http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/maruheso/aadic/sa.html#sasugakyoudai

391 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:15




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392 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:21

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393 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:27

excuse me may i pass gas here

394 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:33

395 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 16:34

>>394 My boss saw the giant testicles at the end and gave me a promotion! Thanks!

396 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 18:40

>>388
The Canadian wildlife service did not give me information on the crack spider's bitch

397 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 18:56

I guess that's just how PROMOTIONS work in these progressive times.

398 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 19:00

399 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9903 19:22

ouch my head hurts from math

400 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 03:04

gaynus

401 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-9904 06:28

miton ga suki

402 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 08:48

( ゚ ヮ゚) miton ga sucky

403 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 10:42

sensual delight

404 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 12:45

ow my head hurts from meth

405 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9904 23:29

all noses must remain securely locked

406 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9905 00:40

Loud boy.

407 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 01:03

My husband is gonna touch my butt

408 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 03:39

I am boredom beast

409 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 04:06

remember when simping for egirls was kind of cool

410 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 05:24

Sophisticated semen handkerchief

411 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 11:42

>>409 What the fuck no it wasn't

412 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 13:49

artists are aligning with what booru tags I look at and making more
go you beautiful bastards

413 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 14:38

what tags

414 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 18:56

Blackpill board game
Draw a card and read it to your friends

415 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 19:02

>>409 when was that lol

416 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 19:21

Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?

Just admit who you are.

Admit that Cracky is your entire world.

Stop lying to yourself.

You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.

417 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 19:22

why don’t blackpill fags just kill themselves. Im serious.

418 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9906 19:25

I often get Peter Sotos and George Soros mixed up

419 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 02:16

hit her in the shitter

420 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 02:29

I remember back when... what was I saying again

421 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 03:36

well, it's pretty close, but at least the cracky tards aren't as cringe as 4channers these days

low bar cleared!

422 Name: vc: shot : 1993-09-9907 07:04

( ´_ゝ`) < Frankly,

423 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 07:47

a satan penis

424 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 09:11

Cracky is dead

425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 10:28

it was never cool, just new and exciting for a very short period

426 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 10:47

Just got a lifetime ban from a forum for posting plushie scat piss porn as a bait & switch shock thread.
I regret nothing.

427 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:12

I'm going to have a great time looking up the original sample sources for some of my favourite SHARPNELSOUND tunes! Thanks DQN!

428 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:13

>>427
There's a page for goreshit samples too!

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 13:52

im pretty sure the dqn who keeps bitching about how the words retard and faggot are problematic is also the w*man

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 14:15

>>429
don't be silly, we're all girls here~

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 14:20

>>429
probably the trans one
no wait, they said trap was fine, you're probably right

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 14:24

???

433 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 14:48

>>431
bold of you to assume there's only one trans poster here

434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 15:00

>>433
Last time I was at the /dqn/ meetup there were actually a quite a few trans people.

435 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 15:15

that's the beauty of anonymity, you could be surrounded by transpeople and not even know it

436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:09

>>435
It's pretty obvious most of the time.

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:10

no you couldn't, trust me, they never fucking shut up about it

438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 16:48

my knees click when I walk

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9907 16:59

>>429
I recently read a forum from a super progressive university.
The way of thinking is that even if you mean it with no offensive intent or something you still aren't a member of that group and they could still see it different and you can't understand or something. They have a point but it's really overthinking social interaction when even most people of those groups don't give a shit.

440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 18:03

Did you know that "getting gyped" is a racist term?

441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 21:37

Did you know that the word racist is so overused that it means nothing now?

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 22:23

What the fuck is with the sudden upsurge of obsession with ancient Cracky-chan/Nevada-tan stuff on here? Is it just one creepy oldfag perv with a long memory?

vc: fagotion

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9907 22:59

>>440
yes? do you live under a rock?

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 00:15

>>429 I don't "keep bitching about it" I nonchalantly made the point once, and my point wasn't that they're "problematic" but that the people saying it are inconsiderate. It's not about about overthinking social interactions, but the absence of thought. I'm actually a straight white cis meat-eating pussy-grabbing MAN who scoffs at political correctness - it's not so much their use of "problematic language" but their small vocabulary that's the real shame

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 00:35

>>444
disappointed that you're not a woman... do you have a cute butt at least?

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 00:47

>>444 there is more persuasion in concision and clarity.
Even the clever insults produced by rap battlers, Yiddish insult comics, kids playing the dozens, and so forth tend not to elevate the level of name-calling but work on a different level entirely while sticking to wording understood by the everyman.
You do not see that many sophisticatedly worded insults outside a statistically insignificant proportion of... well, the closest stereotype is New Yorker subscribers.

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 01:05

>>446 if you're insulting people nobody's expecting you to be polite, but if you're just bitching about something then yeah you probably shouldn't just diss a whole group of people who aren't really related to it

and still you can do quite a lot with basic language for example saying "i'm not sure if john* can read" has more teeth than saying "john* is retarded"

anyway, i'm glad i'm not listening to the same rap music u r

  • john lennon, because he sucks and so do the beatles

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 01:16

I can't remember what it's like to feel OK anymore.

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 04:10

are we really arguing about what words are offensive or not on DQN of all places?

450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 04:22

>>449
I think the election season is getting to us. As soon as we get to eternal December everything should be fine again

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 04:28

The feeling of regret you get when you check the answer to a puzzle you can't solve.

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 04:30

Somebody here knows how to do good barbecue for cheap. Reveal your secrets!

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 08:39

What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "u r" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land; nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design ASCII art are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 08:44

>>442
Nevada-tan probably had a picture of her released older.

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 08:52

get ready for boomer zoomer karen karen karen boomer zoomer zoomies white dude snowflake karen karen karen booomer boomer kareen snowflake triggered snowflake boomer booooomer karen

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9908 09:03

>>450
Maybe I just live under a rock but this election cycle isn't as insane and ubiquitous in everything.
Aside from the register to vote shit I haven't really seen it unless I went looking for it.

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 10:03

>>452
You can cut a lot of costs by using wood to cook/smoke.

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 10:10

>>448
How do you feel then?

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 13:31

>>445 Girls on drugs say my butt is really sexy and they stick their faces in it

>>446 I don't mean people should use sophisticated language, just that they should take a second to think what they're saying and the what the words they use mean. Who was it that said something like, a portrait by an artist says a lot more about the artist than the subject of the painting...

>>447 Agreed, nicely put. I don't really give a shit about people reading something online and getting their feelings hurt, they should toughen up. But I also think a lot of the world's problems come from poor or lazy communication, leading to people misunderstanding people and coming to unnecessary conflict. I wouldn't go as far as Wittgenstein to say ALL of our problems stem from that, but it seems a lot do and are further aggravated by one side misconstruing what the other side really means

>>449 We're really not

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 14:19

It really doesn't matter if you pronounce gif with a hard or soft G, but if you find out the correct way is with a soft G then try to justify yourself and say that the inventor is wrong and you are right, you are the fool. Pointless argument with no foundation. Just shrug your shoulders and say what you like

461 Name: ( ^∀^) : 1993-09-9908 15:01

Sometimes I read posts here and I can't help but sit cross-legged on the floor, do a mudra and go ॐ〜〜

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 15:18

I like to say GIF with a hard R!

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 15:47

i had a knee-jerk reaction to phrases like "marginalized groups" but now that you've elucidated your points without the buzzwords i kind of agree

calling someone a retard isnt bad because you might offend retards (or white girls who "have a mentally challenged cousin") but because there are much more elegant ways to express the idea that someone is behaving in a spectacularly stupid way.

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 15:55

Remember that video of two girls dancing while their half naked obese autistic brother was stimming in the background

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 16:30

how do you even get that fat on stims

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 17:36

Continuing the commentary from the Wikipedia thread regarding fart comics: you got me. I must've made that post ages ago.

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 18:15

genshins i would fuck:

female traveller
male traveller
xianlin
venti
the water shota
beidou (plz peg me)

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 18:20

>>461

>ॐ

I am always amazed what gets put into unicode.

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 18:55

Aum looks like a stick figure running!

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 20:56

>>456
It's no way nearly as bad as four years ago but it's still having a pernicious influence over everything i think. it sneaks up on ya

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9908 20:56

>>444

>meat-eating

do diets have political implications now

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 00:50

>>471 literally everything is political, and always has been. that's what politics is...

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 01:38

Consider ass.

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 04:49

Asian guilt

475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 05:21

does idleness cause fatigue?

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 07:05

>>475
if to the point of a prolonged lack of exercise, possibly

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 07:32

>>472
The one with the strongest fangs wins?

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 07:46

>>473
I love ass

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:07

the sims more like the simps

480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 08:10

>>474
What do Asians have to feel guilty about? They only genocided other Asians and most hate the Chinese government.

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 12:16

why do young people use hyphens instead of commas

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 12:33

>>481
In what context? Don't think I've seen something like that so far

483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 13:21

>>471 It wasn't a political signifier, I just wanted to paint a clearer picture for you.

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 13:44

>>482
"Hahah no thank god- just a cringey hug."

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 16:30

It's actually kind of sad that modded oblivion is better than professionally made games

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 17:10

>>485
Back in the day even some major games were made for the love of gaming. Now it's just business in the professional arena.

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 17:22

>>480
in this instance it was not knowing how to do some calculus problems off the top of their head

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 17:36

>>471
meat-eating is as much a political signifier for white republicans as sucking on straws and i wish this was a joke, but american politics are deeply deeply broken beyond any repair

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 20:14

just teach the turtles to not be idiots so I can drink my shakes proper

490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 20:18

>>488
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 20:59

BIPOlar Crazies

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 22:23

BIPO sounds like a AA character name

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9909 23:36

when i start typing "ge-" in my address bar the suggestions are
geico
gelbooru
genshin impact
george floyd

in that order

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 02:44

cool

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 02:52

the chad ernst jünger vs the virgin erich maria remarque

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 07:14

Reimu reiped

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 09:22

"Twitter is kind of like Geocities but with less eye rape and more mind rape."

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 09:27

>>497
also a disappointing absence of autoplaying MIDI background music

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 12:01

MySpace used to have autoplaying music. It was dumb but I miss that era of social media

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:23

Have we all just gotten older or is the internet actually less interesting now than even 5 years ago?

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:25

Big ups to the Bebo boiiis

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:29

>>493
Artemisia Gentileschi
The Producers - Springtime For Hitler And Germany - Youtube
welcome to www.germany.com
panasonic vhs-c character generator
exclusive german club
THE GEROGERIGEGEGE - MOTHER FELLATIO
george soros
pga 96 game genie
The American Meme [METAL GEAR SOLID 2 RETROSPECTIVE]

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:30

I vaguely remember bebo having flash games that were cool for the time and kids having their lives ruined by having their pages hacked.

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:35

speaking of twitter, they have no excuse to have as bad of a video player as it does

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:42

fucking languages that think "w" is a vowel

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:58

>>503 I always thought it was funny that it was an American platform but it seemed like almost everyone on it was Irish or British

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:59

>>505 based

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 16:18

>>505
They're laughing in japanese

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 18:15

is the official english title of yuru yuri really "happy go lily?"

i much prefer the coalgirls "lazy lesbians", at least it preserves the alliteration

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 18:40

I like the obnoxious sub groups like coalgirls and gg; rizon should be a dangerous place

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 18:58

whatever happened to coalguys

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 18:59

no subgroup is as based as commie because of how mad they make autists

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 22:49

my mom constantly records my nephew and it infuriates me and I don't know why

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 23:21

>>513
do you know she records him?

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 23:22

he's gonna grow up into a marvel fan if you keep letting her steal bits of his soul

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 23:40

er, do you know why she records him*

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:02

>>492

     彡_⌒_ミ     / ̄ ̄
     (. '・ふ・)   <  Hello my name is BIPO and I am fat and ugly
   .  ,ゝ. ̄イっ    \__
      ./,  ⌒ヽ
     (人__つ__つ


     彡_⌒_ミ
     (. '・ふ・)   *wheezing*
   .  ,ゝ. ̄ ヽ
     ( つ   )つ
     と_)_)


     彡_⌒_ミ     / ̄ ̄
     (. '・ふ・)   < Look at me dance!
   ミ∩,ゝ. ̄イ、 .   \__
  .   ヽ ・  ・ つ
     (    .  )
       ヽ、 ω つ
       ヽ)

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:08

>>517
I feel like I've gone into a time machine and witnessed the fate of DQN in one post.

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 00:25

>>518 Time machine not required

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 02:30

>>517
His nipples and ballsack almost look like clonepa.

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 05:09

boys are from mars
girls are from venus
i cum on cat
she hiss at penis

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 05:40

kinoko tabemashita
(go go go go go)
trance kikimashita
(go go go go go)
choushi agattekita
(go go go go go)
minna ga daisuki da

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 10:00

I hiss at penis.

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:50

I, too, sometimes arise from the tanning bed in a pose mirroring Michelangelo's Adam as a deliberately poorly drawn Super Saiyan Japanese guido.

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 13:29

yeah

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 13:42

I just want things to make sense.

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 13:42

I think I want to talk to more people. Anyone up for it?

528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:01

>>527 Let's talk about semantic drift again! Only joking

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:03

>527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 13:42
>I think I want to talk to more people. Anyone up for it?
>528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:01
>527 1993-09-9911 13:42
>528 1993-09-9911 12:01

I went back in time!

530 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-9911 12:12

>>529
Nothing to see here, keep moving!

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:48

eternal september 9911

532 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 16:53

I like you guys

533 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 18:33

i like you too, buddy

534 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 00:51

I lost track of time and before I knew it, I'd had 3 hours of bible study!

535 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 03:51

Confetti is my my new UI pet peeve. I hate this trend, go the fuck away

536 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:18

>Old Norse clearly used such a system, with its words for "one hundred and eighty" meaning 200 and "two hundred" meaning 240.

This is why the vikings won every the darts tournament they entered around the world

537 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:58

lick my poop

538 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 12:10

I only lick poo-poo

539 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 13:55

Base a dozen, møederknuller, can you count with your big toes?

540 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 14:51

>>535
You guys miss autoplaying midis but don't like confetti?

541 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 15:47

>>540 yeah

542 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 18:13

ttps://www.specialolympics.org/get-involved/athlete

go ahead and sign up, since you wanna be a retard

543 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 19:11

>>542 Deliberately being dense to troll is worse than just being small-minded

544 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 19:50

>>543 huh?

545 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 19:57

thinking about this black kid i knew in high school who discovered the word "negrito" one day and thought it was the funniest shit ever and used it everywhere except he spelled it "nigreedo"

546 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 20:55

niglet is funnier

547 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 20:59

imagine the most exploitative gachascam phone game you can think of except in order to use your daily free spin or whatever, you have to play simon says for an hour and press all the buttons in the right order, and then even if you pull the item or character you wanted, there's a decent chance that it goes to some other dickhole who happened to be playing simon says at the same time

you have basically just imagined an MMO

548 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 21:13

Joke's on you, I wasn't imagining anything at all.

549 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 23:08

Niggling niggards prone to sniggering

550 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 00:48

once i'm a world famous heavyweight boxer or a top paid MLB slugger, my walk-up music is gonna be ASAGI GO FIGHTO

551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 01:09

why do music artists lowercasepost in official stuff now?

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:17

>>551
modern musicians don't know how to shift keys

553 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:18

>>547
They can be fun if they’re not WoW clones.

554 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 02:27

gaynus

555 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 05:13

I just used an old stick of deodorant from at least 3 or 4 years ago

556 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 06:03

>>>551,552 jisaku jien but i'll allow it cause i giggled a bit

557 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 06:32

lowcaps make you sound deep and moody

558 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 08:18

based line yatteru

559 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 08:50

ガンジス川にチャリオットで辿り着いたインドラ様が、その瞬間、デスユ蛮人を皆殺しとした直前は「ナマステ」と仰った。植民地などの文句を天井に叫びまくってターメリック悪魔のバラモン級アホインド人女子どもめにはそれを忘れさせるなよ。

560 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 09:34

Remind them that when the bastard beside me arrived at the U-shaped table to order his beef bowl, the first words he said were 'extra-large, with extra sauce'

561 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 10:10

>>557 In an IM it's cosy and friendly, on a message board it's lazy and comes across a bit illiterate, in a song title it can lend a different vibe to the song

562 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 12:52

if you type in all lowercase in a song title/artist name I will assume you're a billie eilish clone and not listen to you

563 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 13:09

>>562 People have been using lowercase titles well, well before she came around! I usually associate it with like net music, shoujocore, vaporwave, autismcore etc.

564 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 13:10

Any other fans of lowercase music here, as in the genre?

565 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 13:31

>>564
I liked Tetsu Inoue was pretty cool

566 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 14:22

terrestial radio is horrendous

567 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 16:16

gaynus

568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 18:10

the color and number of the day is aquamarine and 23

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 22:34

Okay yeah now that I finally try it, I think I prefer lard. Tastes better to me and much less is required.

570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9913 22:59

>>569
thanks for the anal lube advice!

571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 13:32

don't pee on octopodes

572 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:47

the laxative effect of coffee kind of makes me not like it

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 15:57

>>572
Same.

574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 01:13

I don't have that effect, therefore it kind of makes me like it.

575 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 02:43

I sometimes like listening to people trash other people but I also sometimes feel bad because they're often making fun of people for very innocent stuff or just trying to have fun.

576 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 06:09

https://exhentai.org/g/1761108/cb8909e9fe/
That sucked. Dicks are small for NTR, theres only a handful of penetration pages and its rather generic for a BSS NTR work. Too much filler too.

577 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 08:14

fbi if you are reading these i am not a leader leader

578 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:04

Mushroom was very big.

579 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:30

love 2 poop

580 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:40

I like coffee and I like to shit but coffee doesn't make me shit more or less

While I like the taste, the main reason I drink it is for how it affects my time perception... makes me nostalgic for my party days

581 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:40

I found kinda cringey posts I made on drugs here in them days

582 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:52

I don't like black coffee, but I can't get enough of 2/3 coffee with 1/3 milk... Completely addicted to it!

583 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 23:09

The first time I drank coffee I was on night shift at a factory. I had a cup of tea but put some coffee in it. It was great! I thought it was such an obvious combination, I looked it up later and came across https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuenyeung

>The name Yuenyeung, which refers to mandarin ducks (Yuanyang), is a symbol of conjugal love in Chinese culture, as the birds usually appear in pairs and the male and female look very different.[6] This same connotation of a "pair" of two unlike items is used to name this drink.[4]

Instant coffee with tea bag in it isn't quite on the same level as that, but any time I drink it my heart is always warmed thinking of those loved-up duckies. I call it ying yong ha ha

Look at them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_duck <3

585 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 23:59

Do Mandarin ducks have the same horrific tentacle rape penises that other ducks have?

586 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 00:30

>>585 I would assume they have spiral cocks but I couldn't say for certain

587 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 00:40

Animals mating is too funny

588 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 00:56

The noise turtles make while mating is funny

589 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 01:18

vile sasquatch cooch

590 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 02:41

Is someone loudly playing with a keyboard's sound modes while two other people have a discussion autism or just narcissism.

591 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 03:39

embryonic femcel research

592 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 03:49

i like seeing asses from like the front when they're laying down

593 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:14

I always wanted to learn Wrye Bash.

594 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:25

I LIVE!
I WILL DIE!
BUT FOR NOW, I LIVE!

595 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:38

ape rapists

596 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 05:40

tell me more about gross hairless apes polishing knobs ohhhhh yeah

597 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 05:46

bonobos?

598 Name: (´_ ゝ `) : 1993-09-9916 14:00

>>590 Multi-tasking... sounds like a "you" problem

599 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 14:06

>>590
What's the occasion?

600 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 20:04

taimu naisu gitto geishii doki doki agureshibu

601 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 21:18

niinpä tuossa hommassa täytyy olla

602 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 21:30

keeki

603 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 22:09

不思議な扉の文字は 「soramimi keeki」

604 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 22:22

steeki

605 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 22:31

i fink u steeki

606 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 05:12

Planet-scale kaiju fucking the Earth in a mohole

607 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 12:33

näissä tarvitaan yleensä erityisklinikan tutkimuksia

608 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 18:21

bix nood nigga

609 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 18:31

the elder memes weren't that funny for the most part
or at least i didn't think so
but they were ours

610 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 18:34

>>609
They were funny when you were a teenager

611 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:20

I still think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec7JCwez5IY is great honestly.

Most others though, no.

612 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:37

nigga stole my bike was funny

613 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:41

I'll mongle your cock

614 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:55

"x portrayed by spongebob/minecraft" is one of my least favorite trends.
i hate youtube so much goddamn

615 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 21:10

Ancient Chinese Time Theory Completes Work of 20th Century Scientists 100 Years Later

616 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 22:44

I didnt think you could make wrestling gayer than it already is but this site managed to do it:
https://www.one37pm.com/strength/sports/best-wrestling-postcasts

617 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 01:04

You wanted to eat all the snacks, didn't you???
You wanted to?! You wanted to?!
And now you get the tummy-ache...

618 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 02:05

just bought a washing machine

it has a built in dryer

i am actually kinda happy about it

619 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 02:42

I like living in a foreign country because you are not expected to get pop culture references

620 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 02:53

what about your own pop culture

621 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 05:42

gay wrestling sounds nice

622 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 06:23

Journey to Niger

623 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 06:38

more like poop culture

624 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 07:27

>>621
considering there are pornographic promotions, im sure its not hard to find

625 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 08:17

Behind the toilet,
a family of roaches.
We are friends now...

626 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 08:59

Happy that at least DQN is getting posts

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