[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:27

Thank you Google for recommending me videos debunking creationism from anison videos. I was totally having a creationist vs naturalist debate rage internally while I was jamming to ƒiƒiƒ’ƒAƒJƒŠ

602 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10515 17:46

Fuck this 24/7 porn bullshit and fuck this Website and the people in it. What I want is this, god damn it. THIS is what I call proper art. Man, I love ahegaokami. They don't pump out porn, they pump out wholesome content and just overall cute stuff that I would not dare masturbate to. It's a god damn pity that the weather is getting nicer and everyone is just busy fapping and playing video games all day long. I don't want to be horny. It's not even a gimmick or funny. I just want to find genuine happiness in this world. I just want to be with the ones I love, the ones I can call a friend, a family. I just want to sit on a Swing with everyone I love and Swing away my borrow, knowing i'm at good hands. I don't care about this "Shut up and fap" excuse anymore. I don't want any business with porn at all. I want Sex with Passion. I want to feel the bond, feel the love with my partner. This is what sex is about, but the internet trashed it away. And for all the dead weights Who want to argue that that's not the case, fuck you. And adios

603 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 00:01

BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.

604 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10516 10:00

Real world use for virtual vippers writing formal proofs in purely functional scheme in video essays to formally call dqn filth out for the distasteful cretins they are.

605 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 16:50

I love fucking since for inventirng computer gammes.

606 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10517 21:26

Put your country as Gabon in the parameters and you won't have this problem anymore

607 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 06:25

staying here for long will do so much more harm than good. feeling like youfre a part of an anonymous online community when your goal is to have better social life only pushes you deeper into being antisocial. therefs a lot of great advice here that goes into waste, because looking at a good advice makes you feel like youfre doing something, even though chances are youfll never end up doing it and forget it within 10 minutes. it feels so good to communicate with people here, but if you want an actual irl social life, it will only make things worse.

608 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 08:33

Police reconstruction of events: "Suspect presumably mistook gas canister for his Thermos, cracked top, realized his mistake as gas began hissing out. Reached for lunchbox, discovered he accidentally brought his car battery instead. Tosses battery angrily to the ground."

609 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10518 09:45

ah yes the two genders, mark zuckerberg and nondescript asian woman

610 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 10:03

Weddings are literally a party celebrating two people who fuck. Everyone in the world has to know the couple is fucking--even God.

611 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 14:36

U.S. Soccer
Recognizing Juneteenth is to create awareness of the holiday, to drive discussion, and to turn that discussion into action. In this season of change, we strive to do our best work every day encouraging allyship, inclusivity and belonging.

Belgium FA is with U.S. Soccer

612 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 17:14

Go outside you dirty cracker. You're making your race weak by complaining on the internet instead of breeding your fellow women, except you hate real women which is why you will disappear, because you're in the lowest tier of manhood in the civilization your ancestors built lmao
Oh wait you can't even go outside cause you're allergic to sunlight lmao
you lack HUMAN genetic code like MELANIN. Meanwhile a Black Savannah warrior can easily withstand the POWER of the sun. Fucking crackers can't even look at the sun LMAO

613 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10519 22:09

Naomi Osaka injury party

614 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:39

Katie Kat

Why was Sanjay acting like that? Was he uncomfortable in Meganfs costume or whatever did he have to use the bathroom bad or something? What do you think?

2 years ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn You know why

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi what would your opinion be? Just wondering what you think on the reason why

1 year ago

Super Mario Jc Mario and luigi

Itz Katelyn he was acting like that because he was uncomfortable in the suit

1 year ago

Travis Rose

Or maybe it that's she farted in the costume and sinks.

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose yeah possibly, I might have to look that one up. I heard Megan has a huge crush on him idk why she forced him to go in that suit with her. She should have let someone else in there other than her crush. I mean he ainft gonna want to date her after that lmao

1 year ago

Katie Kat

@Travis Rose and I wouldnft call that a favor for her, that was her playing a trick probably maybe she was up to something 🤷🏽‍Š️

1 year ago

Macaco Velho

maybe it's because she farted in his face inside the costume where he had difficulty breathing

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe it has nothing to do with love but with the heat of fantasy and its fart

7 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he breathed better with her farting or without her farting? Also why do you think he yelled Craigfs name?

7 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat her fart would give him more air to breathe but as a result the smell would get really awful and I think he yelled the name Craig because Craig is his best friend and Sanjay didn't know what to do when she farted and asked Craig for help Do something

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I'd rather have that difficulty breathing than having to support myself with Megan's fart to breathe

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think Craig saved him in the end or no?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think Megan must have scolded Sanjay for calling Craig, because that wasn't part of the play, even though she's wrong to fart in Sanjay's face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat but what's your opinion about it?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
why do you think Megan farted in Sanjay's face being that she's in love with him?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I feel sorry for Sanjay because he helped Craig throughout the episode and in the end he had to stay in this costume and even got Megan's fart in his face

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat 🤢

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho well it said on Meganfs character that she has a secret crush on Sanjay, but if she does then she shouldnft have done that to him bcs shefs just rude and disgusting 🤢 no offense but she wonft attract him and he ainft gonna want her

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho my opinion is I think she should have canceled that pageant haha

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I agree with you on that one and what do you think Megan did that wasnft part of the play? Was it farting or Sanjay yelling?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes much better than forcing Sanjay to stay in that stinky heat and still her fart

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat the fart

6 months ago

615 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>614
Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho I would have told Megan that shefs fired or to cancel that pageant, who knows maybe I would have burned her costume 😂😂

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat and i loved your idea of ​​burning her fantasy so no one else would suffer from being the butt

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho thatfs probably why he said he canft make it, he doesnft wanna take the risk of her farting in his face and smelling nasty in a suit. Idk why Sanjay wanted to go in there, I bet he regretted it

6 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho dang I feel bad for him, what do you think Megan was wearing in there shorts or underwear?

6 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
I believe, that's all you said, the question is what did she eat to release that fart?

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho she probably ate beans or spicy foods bcs that makes us gassy. She needs to hold it in better and she needs to know when to do it when itfs the right time. Her doing that to him was the wrong time. Unfortunately her mom never taught her manners.

4 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho it really depends tho , bcs sometimes boy farts are stinky too. What do you think she was wearing in there?

4 months ago

Bob Clan

@Katie Kat why do u guys even care

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Bob Clan wefre just curious lol

3 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho also about her having a crush on him and farting I his face, I think she was trying to give him a pink eye, so he can only look at her and no one else

3 months ago
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mom has the habit of farting on my side or in my face, but that doesn't mean I do these things with my friends and anyone else, so I think anyone can have good manners, regardless of their mother

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Bob Clan because we care about these little details

3 months ago

616 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 00:40

>>615
Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat yes, we are curious

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat Megan is very jealous, I have no doubt that she would do such a thing, and she also farts a lot during the drawing, and she should have farted a few farts near Sanjay, to be able to do that, maybe this isn't even the first fart she's farted dropped it in Sanjay's face

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I think that's why I felt sorry for Sanjay, because my mom farted on my side too, so I don't want anyone else to go through that either, it's very disgusting and stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
yes maybe she farted several times just to keep him quiet and only stopped farting when he didn't make any more noise, yes when my mom farts in my face i wash my face for a long time so it doesn't get stinky

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat my mother farts a lot like Megan, but I'm not like that, so Megan I think her mother farted on her side and in her face too, and ended up becoming that way because she didn't learn not to repeat her mother's steps, just like I

3 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat do you think she farted on purpose? or was it by accident and she holding it

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho probably on purpose it seems like

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat I also think, probably she must fart in fantasy with anyone who is inside the fantasy, that's why Héctor didn't go, she must have farted in fantasy with him inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho how come Sanjay went in there then if he didnft want to?

2 months ago

Macaco Velho

@Katie Kat
because he made a deal with Megan, that she would give the clothes to disguise the eel, and in exchange Sanjay would have to go inside

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho was it Craig that made the deal tho? Since he called her.

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho this may be a weird question but do you think Sanjay had to go to the bathroom really bad while he was in the costume? And do you think he was hungry or so?

2 months ago

Katie Kat

@Macaco Velho do you think he had to use the bathroom really bad too?

2 months ago

617 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 18:56

BREAKING NEWS: SONIC ORIGINS SHOWS TAILS LITERALLY GETTING TROLLED (which was missing from the Sonic 2 movie) I REPEAT A SONIC GAME CANONICALLY SHOWS TAILS GETTING TROLLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

618 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10521 23:54

it kind of freaks me out that there are still people still freaking out about the word "soccer" and particularly Americans liking football like it's the 80s or the 90s, especially since as for foreign audiences North America are small compared to Asia these days. Redditors amirite

619 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 08:54

Radio 4 host Justin Webb admits he had 'no idea' transgender athlete he interviewed about sport rule changes once BOASTED about knocking out women - as listeners compare it to 'asking what Jack the Ripper thinks about street safety'

Ohenebeakunu Justice Darteh
Hahahaha
I Laugh enter washroom

620 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 11:03

I'm agnostic, but let me follow the idea

God,a being so powerful and so ancient that it created the whole universe, all the galaxies and all the planets, is going to be mad just because 2 mortals of the same sex kiss?

621 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10522 21:27

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And you
Shit in a bathtub

Her life was great until a movement or two
That isnft funny, kinda, thatfs entirely up to you
Couldfve just taken one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go

Has she ever wanted to shit on a dome
I bet shefd fuckinf love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yeah, shefs more skanky than bitches and hoes
Hefd clean that shit up while you play Super Smash Bros

Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Now wefre not tonguing, but if she wants to fight
Ifll fuck her shit up etill shefs run the line, mud all night
None of us care about your bigotry dance
eCause itfs overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks shefs over with her skills and tricks
But none of that matters when youfre shitting bricks

Was a l33t poo fight, now give her a break
Bitch it was a motherfuckinf Solid Snake

Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

Yeah me and Kirbopher, wefre just your boy ties
We love you, Kira, we just canft stop you hoo-hoo-hooing boys
Itfs just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
Ifm talkinf about rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, flicking us always
Scat is your choice
Ifve gotten tired of hearing this same old shit
(Princess Peach)
And wefre all glad that you decided to quit
(Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if youfre butthurt, then back that shit up
eCause ifm about to drop this like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, yeah

Shefs dirty, shefs criminal
Her mess is subliminal, her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub

She ruins the video, she wants you to pity her
She canft get much shittier, she shit in the bathtub

622 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10523 22:21

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Takes his tests and wears his maskies
Still got Covid, every strain
Got spike proteins in his brain
Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"
Had a stroke at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix
Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd go to Heaven
Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots, wore his maskies
Obituary headline noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid."

623 Name: reply to a picture of a comic book character kneeling before Jesus Christ : 1993-09-10526 09:37

this is oddly wholesome but I still agree with thanos on destroying half the human race tho.

624 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 12:03

received an inbox message overnight and I thought ewell its probably someone saying they wish me well, or they liked a gif, or they want me to gif a certain something or other; but nope it was a porn bot and i saw full vadge which wasnft my desire first thing in the morning.

625 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10526 18:44

It would be about the same as arriving at Tinder,
and seeing a selector for "Head" "Two Arms" "Two Legs".
Placed in some further detailed context, might help.
What if the arms and legs were on the wrong body sockets ?
Sure, you get two arms, but where are they ?

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