You just pissed your dream away!
If I were a military dictatorship and I didn't want trouble with the US I think just murdering communists would be way easier than trying to get Americans to eat spicy curries
Counterpoint: funko pops are a mechanism of transferring wealth from the ultra-evil to the medium-evil
僕は若い頃はやりたいこともなくフラフラしてて、そんな時に大好きなばあちゃんが認知症になり、施設で亡くなりました。
僕はばあちゃんの為に介護士を目指したし、しっかり介護士になったけど…ばあちゃんと…ばあちゃんと引き換えに介護士になりたかったわけじゃない！
King James portrayed Jesus as white with muscles in the image of his male lover.
The Jesus you’re worshipping is modeled after a twink bottom.
My spiritual goal is to be able to consume a syphilitic woman's diahrrea with relish.
Honour killings can be very violent. For example, in June 2012, a father decapitated his 20-year-old daughter with a sword upon hearing that she was dating a man who he did not approve of.
There is no standard procedure for determining whether a woman is a victim of Sexual assault and doctors often resort to highly invasive and primitive methods such as the infamous "two-finger test" which can worsen the problem and can be psychologically damaging for the victim.
I absolutely love giving blowies!!! Omg the fucking taste of an uncut cock after he's been at the gym is like heaven to me. I like to get on my knees and undo his shorts and let it spring out in my face and I just kiss it and rest it on my cheek. With my ex fiance, I sucked his dick so many times in a few month period that my lips literally got numb and he said his dick was so sore from busting too many times, he called me his gains goblin and blamed his lack of progress at the gym on me and me cooking too much food ;_;
Last virtual plaything I play is MANY BIG sky bug ain't-man INVADING GAIA.
Man living at gaia. Sky bug invading gaia - bad.
Fucking bug kill ALL man but small part.
Small part making day back-back shift.
Day back back shift, BUT rising day shift. Back-back - nuh-uh, man shifting at rising day. And making many BIG tin can man in rising day.
Play as day back-back shift man and man, and man. Many man. All man climb in BIG tin can man and actually shift back-back at this bug kill man day and fucking KILL shitty big sky bug ain't-man.
Man kill bug with bomb, but day back-back shift making many gaia on which bug kill man. War? Still on. Man back-back shift, man kill bug, shift rising day, fix tin can man, back-back shift, infinity.
Plaything making man - man that making FTL.
elon musk tweeting about how he can't get laid and then deleting it when a bunch of bros offer to suck him off is a perfect start to the week, thank you twitter
It's good bad to be very DangeR to be AngeR, and no one will have carrot 🥕 and that's grape 🍇!
No offence
Craig is such a fucking saboteur, as always. This is why if I ever hire the likes of these hicks who worked on CN I will keep them on a very short leash and constantly try to reeducate their dumb as fuck redneck heads.
Closest would be like an indie game set in the world trade centre, populated by robots who are occasionally racist & talk with a stereotypical redneck accent, and then everything else about the game is completely unrelated to it being set in WTC with AmeriRobots as NPCs.
US Presidents can't be servants due to them giving their magical power to reinforce Thomas Edison's spirit origin, however this only applies to servants from panhuman history so we could get a presidential servant in a lostbelt.
Way to change the narrative. This was him speaking on facing more criticism as a BLACK qb. This is nothing new. Black people get criticized more often than any other race in Amerikkka. A generational talent such as these guys are not an exception, evidently.
It's always the Black QB's thst criticism all the way down to the detail! Smh But you dont ever hear about these 🍞 cornbread chicken S**t QB's get no criticism at all! Welcome to privileged America!
WHY NOBODY AINT TALKING HOW THEY JETS DONE HAD ALL THESE SORRY QB'S they gave Sam Donald another opportunity then gave Baker "Mayflower" another chance without criticism!
When your favorite sauce becomes "toothpaste" is when you would usually realize, that you should probably book a long vacation in the psycho ward.
"Obsession with Chris-chan" is one of the biggest red flags for toxic people who are unsafe and unpleasant to be around.
I've systematically cut people out of my life over that ans I have been vindicated every single time.
Chris-chan is an awful person who does awful things, but I firmly believe that this entire thing is the result of her being the most obsessively stalked and documented human being in history.
44%
The percentage of people who approve of protests as a tactic to create change — lower than the other tactics surveyed (e.g., using the media had 73% approval)
If timetravel is a thing and I ever get to do it, I'm so killing like three babies, it's unreal, I can almost feel their little necks sapping in my hands.
Possibly just one, the earliest, or rather I'll just go backwards and kill all to see how it goes each time.
I'm a million % sure it would make things better.
Hillariously enough, I would likely make women's reproductive rights more prevalent, globally.
i realized we (humans) ARE semen, we dont just produce semen(women arent humans).What if Semen is an alien parasite or hivemind entity which has used female eggs to spread itself across the earth? is human semen some kind of mega-virus?
think of it, the brain makes us reproduce,ie:spread semen. and each sperm cell is a "you",its a human,which fuses with an egg..to possibly produce/evolve to maybe a male,who will also produce,and spread,semen.
this is why nofap is so super important. Its holding within the very Self, its denying the universe it's nefarious ploy. male celibacy is the ultimate,the supreme, it means you hold your very own self within yourself.
And also Life has a SCAThological component..everything we eat we will shit out, which will feed maggots or flies ,which will shit. once we die our bodies will be eaten by maggots,,who will shit out. So in sense we will become poop.
we are cum which turns into poop..the true Alchemy of Life
R18だけど入りたければ何歳でもOKです(*･ω･)b
I’m 90% sure it was a mistranslation, but Neco-Arc being gender fluid feels on brand. Having them be male would also be kind of funny given they are a parody of a female character.
Men can be catgirls too.
GHDA burned me a copy from his files when he was living with me (without my knowlege) an hid it in an serial experiments lain case. I never knew about this and never listened to it or anything. the cd was thrown away most likely, but I have never even laid eyes on it lmao.
Sometimes I wish I was a dumb anime girl with large mammaries
>>686
easily accomplished except for the 'anime' part
for that, look into kigurumi
if you won't take the 12th booster it's your fault that grandma died in the 23rd wave of gundam zeta variant
Corporate brand logos really aren't that different from sigils
i got some dungeon meshi right here opens up the cellar revealing underground shrimp farm
Correction
A 1000 year old otherkin is calling me delusional
That clears things up
Quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinsies!! This e-mail from JAPAN. I'm Mitsu Takura,Furry Bomb doujinshi artist. My friends taught me my doujinshies all pages uploading in Sonic cult site. Did you see Furry Bomb's last page? I wrote"Please don't copy,scan,upload~this doujinshi!!!". Want you to upload Furry Bombs. Please quit to upload Furry Bomb doujinshies. If you don't quit to upload,I'll quit to draw Sonic adult.
when i see the phrase "this is femboy erasure" my brain instantly conjures up a scene of a catboy fading away marty mcfly style while Clair de Lune plays in the background
I won't be lectured on invasive species by a man with children.
Imagine dying for the guy from Home Alone 2 lmao
didnt read but based
this is the first time ive been here and i wont be back, sucks for u retards trapped in samsara or whatever
Name a better rythem game with a community, other than guitar hero and that one car rythem game u have 10 minutes
i opened up fortnite and in my first game while i was talking to bulma, rick sanchez leaped out of the water like a dolphin and kahmehameha's me, killing me instantly
Make this summer a summer of masturbation!
The summer is full of little girls in swimsuits and half-naked preschoolers, truly a season of happiness. But we live in the constitutional state of Japan, where committing a crime can have dire consequences. To all the heat fatigued lolicons out there: don't lose to temptation; use this magazine to masturbate with all your might. Enjoy a splendid summer full of excellent masturbation.
The thing that gets me about this is why would would paternal ass-fingering even be on the table? Like, no one thinks about that. It's not one of the options one has when interacting w one's father.
Australians: Why would we not do that? Mostly because it would be invalid and based on false premises; and also it’s simply not useful to do so.
There are sufficient differences, culturally and geographically, to warrant separate classifications, without even resorting to genetics, let alone superficial observations like “race”.
Americans: RAH RAH RACE IS EVERYTHING
It seams that you are not allowed to drink and dance any more. Being a fan of a good Kalie Dancing and whisky or beer or Organic wine. I do not see an issue
Say what you want about Great Value brand Prepared Sundae Cone Chillers, or whatever they're called, but at least they don't have a marketing campaign strongly implying the prescence of claymated semen in the product.
Better that you humble yourself before Christ, face to face, and recognize His great forbearance, Who for so long has endured your destructive actions: that in waiting obligingly, you may be turned from errors to truth, and be able to fear Him, lest He provoked for too long a time should threaten you with the lash of His anger, since you do not recognize His omnipotence.
どうせ酔った米軍海兵隊の兵隊同士の喧嘩だろ
Perverts exist to make normal people look good.
pffff very low budget. not real story.I start making my own movies with my phonecam and my neighbour as sexy vamp
Imagine being so joyless that you see fictional humans in a fantasy world being fantasy-racist against orcs or whatever and your first thought is "I wish there were an in-game HR department I could report this to..."
Jesus Christ here. I don’t exist. Neither does my ‘Father’. Y’all are fucked. Big time.
Hi guys, thx so much for the 98 followers!!! I posted today to let you know that I'm getting a bird. It's called a sun conure, and he's absolutely gorgeous!!! ~Love ya
Uh, movement trays help. I mean the whole "capitalism is slowly collapsing all of civilization" thing is bad, but like put your minis on little trays for movement phase. I got mine on ebay. Anyways armies made of like 5 big robots are a sign of regression. In a truly economically egalitarian society everyone would be able to play an extremely stupid horde army that takes half an hour to unpack
I always forget there’s people who still say “kill yourself” as a genuine threat thinking they did something.I say it as an expression of empathy and understanding for another person’s pain
I have run out of my prized "Furry Crab" Oolong Tea. This greatly irritates me.
i hope the developer of webp gets aids, cancer, and monkeypox all at once
As a Bavarian I can appreciate the anatomically correct pretzel. Very good
As news spreads throughout Seattle of people being killed and skinned by an invisible assailant, Freddie's overprotective mother will no longer allow him to leave his apartment. Thus, to make sure their webshow goes on as planned, Carly and Sam hire a temporary new cameraman named Phil (played by guest star Nicholas Walstrom). However, Sam's steadily deteriorating mental state finally snaps when she and Carly are almost killed by the Predator. Sam's violent tendencies peak as she brutally murders Phil by bludgeoning him over the head with a baseball bat repeatedly. What she didn't realize was that iCarly was already airing live, and the murder was witnessed by millions of viewers. Wave after wave of police come to arrest Sam, but the Predator notices that the policemen are armed and kills all of them. He almost kills Sam as well, but spares her when he discovers she is pregnant. Sam realizes that, since she is homicidally insane, she probably isn't ready to take care of a baby. She uses a piece of technology she stole from the Predator ship to teleport the baby out of her and into Freddie, causing him to become the pregnant one. When Freddie's mother discovers he's pregnant, she kicks him out of the apartment. Thus, Freddie is able to be iCarly's cameraman again and everything is back to normal except for the hundreds of skinned corpses lying all over the place, which Spencer decides to use to make a giant meat sculpture of Phil, dedicated to his memory. After Freddie gives birth live on iCarly, the baby is accidentally set on top of the invisible Predator spaceship. The episode ends as the baby is carried off into space when the Predator leaves Earth.
These images hold deep power, will not explain
There is a well known Muslim man by the name of Tim. He endured injury, sickness, loneliness, and countless other hardships while seeking knowledge, while this post praises anyone with an Arab name, even if they’re a hypocrite or a terrible person. This is not Islam.
By the way, the English title emphasizes the boobies, but the Japanese title starts out by making clear this is about getting them pregnant.
Seriously? someone’s gonna pull out the “That’s racist” card for an abbreviation of the language in a game where you own a slave… Weird priorities there mate.
I laugh at Tony Danza, I Laugh At Tony Danza, I LAUGH AT TONY DANZA
Thousands of men have stretched, squeezed, abused, and destroyed my giant titties. Not to mention all the men who got me pregnant, which further strained them. Now they are full of broken blood vessels from the weight and rough handling. Would you like to be next to get rough with my soft saggy fake udders?
>>727
I only want this if its hitomi tanaka. Her looking used up at the end made her hotter
Did the math and Lain would be 38 and on Reddit now. She would also be “excited that kids seem to be getting back into trance”
Well, now you know. If in future anyone else tries to tell you what the secret to happiness is, you can rest assured in the knowledge that what it really is, is a cartoon dinner-plate sliding down the page in a way that breaks perspective and framing.
I miss scene/emo/rave teens so much, fuck these new enby tiktok kids they will never be as cool.
Hmm you're right. On closer inspection this stick figure picture that depicts a sci-fi machine doesn't demonstrate a sufficient level of scientific rigour.
he also believes that the government furthered these social issues by attributing violence and crime to poverty and inequality, and boasting about reducing both as the Venezuelan murder rate increased.
I'm always enjoying finding new fucked up porn that makes me question my sexuality and self worth as a human being.
In September 2018, speaking at a conference in Malmö, Sweden home to a large immigrant population, the Dalai Lama said "I think Europe belongs to the Europeans", but also that Europe was "morally responsible" for helping "a refugee really facing danger against their life". He stated that Europe has a responsibility to refugees to "receive them, help them, educate them", but that they should aim to return to their places of origin and that "they ultimately should rebuild their own country".
Speaking to German reporters in 2016, the Dalai Lama said there are "too many" refugees in Europe, adding that "Europe, for example Germany, cannot become an Arab country." He also said that "Germany is Germany".
(the software is non-toxic, trust me, and you don't have to worry about it)
i dont speculate if one is faking lol i thought i'd edgicate a lovely, kind soul <3 (im dyslexic and tired so sorry f0r any spelling mistakes)
Will Forte as Shel, a tortoise with intimacy issues and a shoe fetish. He was initially in a relationship with a single croc he names "Lindsay" and was going to marry it until his mate Darla returns after 15 years.
Greta Lee as Bubbles, a horny, teenage goldfish who lives with Honey and Chief. She heckles the other animals.
Here's a controversial opinion: Kim Jong-un's hair would be fine if he just faded the damn thing
Its like lighting candles and setting out rose petals to jerk off while so medicated there’s no orgasm.
im deaf and blind so i cant see the title or hear the lyrics but i hope this is about peace and love. no racism
Zoomer reading Mein Kampf
"Wow so we're just not going to talk about how problematic this is? Why is no one talking about this?? They didn't teach us this in school! Big yikes"
I can see niggers as a hegelian dilectic for eternity. How can we get niggers to do this. How can we get niggers to Mars, FTL Space Nigger? Intergalactic Nigger. It could be the meme project of Humanity to see how far we could bring niggers into the future wiout thankin bout chickn n benGIn blohcks. Type 3 Kardashev scale nighas
Hey, i told you no Facebook, Instagram of Whatsapp in here.... Just lessons and important references like wikipoedia and encyclopedia etc. Good for us, ain't it?
今の作品を下げずに昔の魅力を語るオタクの鑑にょ
> Let's see: 15.2 M hunters, 75% of them male, 1% of male population est. to be minor attracted person. Even if all of the overlap occurs, the guy is much more likely to be a pedo who hunts than the other way. Close to 500% more likely.
Your model implies the existence of pedophile hunters who are themselves pedophiles. Essentially a pedo version of Blade - that would make them pretty rad if they weren't still a pedo :(
>pedophile hunters who are themselves pedophiles
Like half of them are. I think its a similar thing to in-denial gays being homophobes
Fucking a bag of legos is more funny than shin-chan. The series is like an abomination born out of dennis the menace and some shitty early 90ies cartoon network show. Even Southpark is better than this pile of dog excrement.
Esperaba algún insight sobre el curioso régimen norcoreano, y me encontré con un texto tan árido, gris e insoportable como el régimen norcoreano. Podría con facilidad reiterar las críticas que ya le hice a un texto del hijo de Kim Il Sung.
Пет звезди. То смее ли човек да даде друга оценка, току виж бомбардирали страната заради книжния й задник.
One star. The star of solidarity. The star of Chajusong.
On the establishment of the Worker's Party of North Korea and the question of founding the Worker's Party of South Korea"
In reality two essays, one celebrating the merger of two worker's parties in the DPRK that reasserts the purpose of the party (something the US has yet to prove) and prescribing the future of the worker's party in ROK. "A party is not a party for its own sake, but a weapon necessary for achieving the aims of a certain class" Kim states, and its hard to disagree given the way Kim weaves prescriptive ideology with people's history, if perhaps less brilliantly than his Russian and Chinese counterparts.
"On eliminating dogmatism and formalism and establishing Juche in ideological work"
Two things: First, Kim Il Sung essentially refutes anti-nationalist sentiment and reaffirms the importance of Korean nationalism to the revolution. Second, dispels the myth that patriotism and internationalism are inherently opposed to each other. Kim's primary goal here seems to be the prevention of the swallowing of the new Korean state, by China or USSR under expansionism or USA/ROK by imperialism, and reaffirming the party's goal of eventual reunification. Juche is still a shaky ideology for me that I don't quite understand but Kim's passion and optimism are genuinely heartwarming.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its trunk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
OH CRAP! i'm sorry i went to rate this five star and accidentally rated it one! GOMENESAI!! crys
impossible
Chad is smarter than Einstien
Chad is the msartest man to live
i am a man of science
Petah you forgot to use the imitation crab meat in the imitation crab meat sandwich again. I’m allergic to genuine crab, it gives me rabies. Lois, that reminds me of the time I forgot the imitation crab in your imitation crab sandwich and you got rabies. Cutaway to a scene of Lois gagging with red eyes on a glass of water. Petah I think I have rabies, I got it from the genuine crab in my imitation crab sandwich. Oh geez Lois, that reminds me of the time you gagged on water. Cutaway to the original scene. Peter walks into the kitchen and opens the genuine crab meat can and puts it in Lois’ imitation crab meat sandwich. Petah is this imitation crab you know I’m allergic to rabies. My goodness Lois that reminds me of the time that I put imitation crab in my genuine crab sandwich. Cutaway to a scene of Peter cutting open a live crab and putting each chamber of meat one by one between two buns. Each cubicle of crab meat is cracked like a walnut and put into the confines of the sandwich. Lois, I’ve finished your imitation crab meat sandwich. Which reminds me of the time I accidentally gave you rabies.
Yes, I do believe that this event is one of the signs that Western society is on a path to a Neo-Victorian Age, and that it will have all the cultural trappings of the original Victorian Age, including extreme sexual repression.
>>756
paradoxically i have noticed the internet has been pulled into the directions of being more sexually open while also puritanical in other areas.
I believe the human desire for lovingly crafted breasts from people who dedicated years to perfecting the craft of tits will triumph over automation
Always found it funny whenever an Internet personality of all people says something has aged badly
with a handle like 'killer of women' i truly can't imagine why OP would be upset with a lesbian character
TACO-VAGINA.. HAS A TOYOTA