Hot Dogs and Coke Zero
Oden and Beer
coke and kfc
Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos and a Vanilla Chai Latte
chicken, potatoes, rice, and beans all cooked in a pressure cooker.
and water. i don't drink anything else very often
Ramen and french fries.
Parmesan couscous with extra parmesan
Pea soup and cheese toast
An herb, eggplant, pomegranate juice, and walnut stew with lamb meatballs and rice
gorilla does not taste good. however ha.ram.be could have fed a family of at least 10. they could have sold har.am.beurgers to meme lords for $100 each. something to consider.
Eating apes is a good way to get weird diseases. We've had enough weird diseases for a while.
No. It is haram.
ITT simple recipees! Try to keep everything as simple and non-regional as possible. All manner of clarifications and explanations are welcome.
You could also try tamagoyaki if you'd like your omelet to be all exotic and asian like. It's not hard to make, give it a try.
Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup
Ingredients:
Very easy thing is a simply salad. Get lettuce, cucumber, tomato and carrot (those are my basic ingredients). You can add other things like onion etc though I never really bother out of laziness. Chop it all up, add lemon or lime juice, olive oil and salt and it is ready.
Note, when I make a salad I tend to use a whole lettuce, a whole cucumber, one tomato and one or two carrots. I have no idea whether anyone else does it like that.
oh good lord that is so not an omelette in any way or form.
>step 1) three whole eggs in a bowel, whipped thoroughly.
>step 2) heat saute pan to 180F once hot, butter pan
>step 3) pour beaten egg into pan, Immediately run spatula into the egg mix (slowly for large fold[american style] and quickly for thin fold [french style])
>step 4) butter sides of the omelette well after 90 sec of cooking and flip
>step 5)insert filling and fold into crescent on plate for american style
>step 6)fold one third over top to make brochure shape and fill with cheese or cream mixture
>>19
It took me four tries and eight eggs to make tamagoyaki. Four times. Does this mean I'm culinarily challenged?
ok pancakes (crepes) are ez as to make and the mixture can keep in the fridge for a few days too so it's great if you're lazy/depressed :D :3
get a mixing bowl and put in 2 eggs, maybe 100/150g normal flour, and some milk. Mix it up. Add milk to help mix up, and flour to thicken. It should be quite runny, but it can also be a little viscous, try out different thicknesses and see what you like. Then once you've made this mix get the flattest pan you have and put a little cooking oil in it, mix it round on high heat, then pour in the mix so it covers the whole base. Think crepe, think thin. Let it cook for a minute, using a knife or spatula around the circumference to get ready to flip it over. Then flip it, cook for another ~1 min, and put on your place. Add nutella or lemon and sugar or other sauces and eat. It's taste.
Ok now i'm going to go buy milk that's the reason I made this post V(^_^))
Caramel pudding/custard, serves 4-6. Probably the simplest (but not easiest) recipe I know.
Heat 125g (¼ lb) of sugar in a small non-stick pan and keep stirring until it melts and reaches a golden-brown color. Pour the caramel into the bread pan and swirl it around a little so it coats the bottom evenly.
I want to use this article to dispute about whale catch.
English only (for International use).
I agree whale catch because Whales eat a lot of fishes (4 times human) and we'll not be able to have rations from sea. Also, we'll not be able to have rations from land with surplus population.
Please comment here.
Risa Kanaya
Does dork mean whale penis?
let's eat frogs
let's eat bats
kuso pig food
don't eat whales, whales are smart as hell, it would be like eating a human
Let's Eat Humans
let's eat cum
EAT CUM
Eat shit and die you fucking phaggot.
There are starving children in Africa. How dare you waste perfectly good cum that could have otherwise gone to them.
I'm seriously regretting linking this site on 8chan all those years ago.
Deeply, deeply sorry. Will everyone who was here before it turned to rubbish please forgive me?
(´･ω･`)hi
welcome to bourbon house.
this tequila is service,so drink it and calm down.
yen,"again".sry
but,when you look at this page,you felt something "excitement".
Don't forget such feeling.
Now,I'll hear your order.
>>1
英語でおｋ
dicks out for Harambe
fuck you got me
http://www.newstarget.com/007024.html
Consumer Health Warning
Do not buy any foods or groceries containing the following ingredients:
* Sodium nitrite (meats)
* Monosodium glutamate (soups)
* Aspartame (diet soda)
* Yeast extract (snacks)
* Hydrogenated oils
* High-fructose corn syrup>"Sodium nitrite is a dangerous, cancer-causing ingredient that has no place in the human food supply," he explains. The USDA actually tried to ban sodium nitrite in the 1970's, but was preempted by the meat processing industry, which relies on the ingredient as a color fixer to make foods look more visually appealing. "The meat industry uses sodium nitrite to sell more meat products at the expense of public health," says Adams. "And this new research clearly demonstrates the link between the consumption of processed meats and cancer."
>>2 the list of things in the CD made me LOL
Cows eat Chicken Poop!! LOL!
And it's all the fault of eeeevil food manufacturers!
p53...
I dont trust the FDA for ANYTHING. I hate that organization. They sway too easily to the melody of money and the whims of pharmaceuticals and food business. You'd think that they would let natural foods on the band wagon so that people could be healthier but heck no. They (natural foods and vitamins) are severely hushed and even raided. I cant even watch t.v anymore because of all the drugs being pushed on us and the FDA taking drug companies studies as proof of the drugs being alright when clearly 3-4 yrs down the line people die off because of the damned side effects.
About cancer~ why is it there is no cure? ALL THE MILLIONS no BILLIONS world wide having been funded into this research why the hell have they not found anything? Notice now how cancer is being blamed as viral? Where the heck are the progress reports? Before I funnel another red cent into any research I want an accounting of what they have spent it on and what they have found. I also want to know what happened to the guy who invented the serum that when injected ate out the cancer cells in a tumor in less than 15 minutes. Where is he and who burned his research? Seriously people in higher up positions are not out for your well being. They are out to make a profit and millions of beautiful children and hard working adults are dying and losing love ones just for money.
>>10
Lol, just like the car that runs on water am i rite.
lol remember Surge? When that drink was around there was a rumor that if you drank it while it was hot, it would kill you because of the aspartame.
I think Surge has been repackaged as "Vault"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surge
>Norway is the only country where you can still buy this soft drink. Surge was widely associated with the extreme sports lifestyle, with television commercials similar to those currently used by Mountain Dew. Expired cans and bottles of Surge now sell on eBay for high dollar amounts, including a reported $160.08 for a 12-pack sold in April 2005.
>Since 2002, a community of Surge lovers have been built around savesurge.org, and have been widely credited for the release of Vault, Coke's new Surge-like soda. While Vault tastes similar to Surge, it is yellow in color rather than light green. The beginning of 2005 saw a campaign to bring Surge back to the shelves of Wal-Mart; according to savesurge.org, this resulted in Wal-Mart executives contacting Coca-Cola about bringing the drink back, but the soft drink company elected not to make a deal.
>While Surge does contain more caffeine than some soft drinks, it contains a little less than its closest analogue, Mountain Dew. According to Coca-Cola's customer service in Norway, Urge contains 45% more caffeine than Coca-Cola. In Norway, a 0.5L bottle of Coca-Cola contains 10mg of caffeine, while a bottle of Urge contains 14.5mg of caffeine.
dicks out for Harambe
There is literally nothing dangerous about MSG. Your body synthesizes it in greater quantities than you could consume, and it occurs naturally in tomatoes, mushrooms, and cheese. Yeast extract and HFCS are also safe.
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM ! ! !
Do you eat healthy? If so what are some good tasting meals you eat? Also how often do you switch up your meals? If you don't eat healthy, why not?
Yup. I don't know any adult who drinks soda daily that isn't fat. That goes for juice and those elaborate coffee drinks as well.
>Do you eat healthy?
I can never know if what I'm eating is good for me or not. Everyone is constantly trying to tell you what to eat and what not to eat, but they're only doing it to get money and I have no idea if any of them are honest.
Ask me again in 50 years
>>28
Gotta eat healthy to be alive in 50 years.
>>31
Enjoy eating vomit textured soy protein for 10 years, finally starting to feel healthier than most people of the same age, then having a tree branch fall on your head and kill you instantly.
>>28
This pretty much. "If it was good enough for people for thousands of years it's good enough for me" seems like the best bet there is, but then you hear shit about how the mummified iceman had clogged arteries and probably would've died of a heart attack in not much time if he hadn't been murdered first, so I dunno, man.
I see shit like how when I was growing up eggs were talked up as something that should be regarded as practically poison and now there are all these health and bodybuilding nuts saying we should eat them like there's no tomorrow. And people wonder why we don't trust "science".
>wanting to live to see the robot uprising/enslaving of humanity
>NOT wanting to live long enough to play the role of obedient technician-slave to your robot overlords
kuso pig food
I like chicken tendies. Only chicken tendies.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked
Chicken tenders are just battered chicken cuts? I'm not really sure, but do you bake them? What do you marinate your chicken with?
>>3
Technically they're a specific cut, labeled "tenderloin" here: https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-481a341a0a887cdbc848cd75f529daee.webp
Breast meat is pretty similar so sometimes people or restaurants just chop up breasts and call them "tendies." Those are drier and have less flavor though.
They can be either baked or fried. The classic marinade is buttermilk (or you can add something acid like lemon juice/vinegar to regular milk.)
Here is a recipe that looks pretty good: https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/09/popeyes-style-chicken-tenders-and-biscuits-from-fried-and-true.html
I see chestnut juice in our markets. My question is how they make it and is there any possible I can make it at home?
Buy cooked/roasted chestnuts, throw them into a blender and add water?
>>1
not good...i was talking about Chinese chestnut here
It seems to me much easier to order such juice in the store. I quite often order best cold pressed juices on this site https://cancancleanse.com/juices . So you can try, I'm sure this is exactly what suits you. In addition, this juice is very useful. So try
>>4
I know I'm talking to a spammer, but you could at least link to a website that actually sells chestnut juice.
