So <i>what</i> is homosexual cuisine? Please post recipes.
Speaking as a gay man, cocks.
I googled it and the one relevant result was "They drown themselves in alcohol and indulge in homosexual cuisine such as Foolay Mingonions and Strawberry Banana Pop-tarts"
So:
Strawberry Banana Pop-TartIngredients-
1 strawberry banana Pop-TartUnwrap pop-tart and place in toaster. Depress lever.
Wait until toaster pops back up, and carefully remove (pop-tart may be very hot.)
Serve immediately.I don't know what a Foolay Mingonion is. Possibly a traumatized filet mignon.
Correction: serve after it cools down a bit. You just said it may be very hot, wouldn't want to contradict yourself.
True.
I also forgot that pop-tarts come in packages of two.
Please don't eat homosexuals.
Wait! I meant hens. Mmmm breasts.....
Being homosexual is even better than being Jewish or Muslim, because you're allowed to eat anything you want. To a homosexual, everything is kosher!
>>10
Except pussy meat.
so...it's like being born-again christian?
As for gay cuisine: a plate of art with a little food in the middle, all of which worth upwards 50 dollars! That's pretty gay...
Hot dogs
To counter that, I say tuna. ;P
Goddamn, now I'm hungry for Pop Tarts.
The closest thing I would think of to homosexual cuisine is the Gay Energy Drink: http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/gayenergydrink/. There's another one called 'Anal-Blast' I think.
>>14 Tuna is an acceptable answer if you're talking about female homosexuals, because it smells like vagina.
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the obvious?
Lots of fiber.
Gastro Obscura described geoduck meat as "sweet and briny" without being fishy, with a "clean, snappy bite that's much crisper than other clams," leading many to consider it to be the ideal seafood.