What Mario Game wil lget me laid? (28)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2014-05-27 05:01 ID:aM4E2N2P

Will buying a Wii-U help me sleep with teenage girls?

I remember when I was sixteen I went over to a girls house under the pretense of playing Mario Party and then I fucked her.

So...does that still happen? Which of these will help me? http://www.listnerd.com/list/best-mario-games I just know chicks get fuckin wet for Mario

2 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2014-05-27 15:30 ID:10yiOOTu

One of the Mario Party or Mario Kart installments, I suppose. Something that gets you goofing around with an MP match.

Not that I've ever tried this method.

3 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2014-05-31 15:18 ID:OXxQMM1S

why would you want to have sex with teenage girls they are annoying and clingy

4 Name: teabag : 2014-06-05 04:49 ID:yobz4hBP

seducing teen girls is illegal and will get you thrown in prison. then you have to worry about the tossed salad man raping you up the ass!

5 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2014-06-06 20:55 ID:izuRLOXd

>>4
He will be in love with Bubba.

6 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2014-08-04 02:28 ID:e8yGQzk4

>this thread

everychan.

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8 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2015-08-18 23:12 ID:6x/FuP6B

>>1
No because girls have to be 2EDGY4ME I PLAY COD IM A REAL BOY now.

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12 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2015-12-19 05:22 ID:XmIZjzOb

Doubt it. I think if a girl liked Mario I wouldn't fuck her.

Maybe get some weapons, get a place, get prepared to kill a few cops. I think all girls that still have a soul are just looking for someone to take care of them. Even Jewish girls want to be saved from the jews if you know what I mean. I probably mean anime watching faggots like you. People who give up everything that matters, supporting what takes it away so they can get a pat on the back or some other bullshit.

13 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-03-06 03:07 ID:nwm29xop

Mario Maker

14 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-06-03 11:34 ID:hBxsUQhm

>>12
wew
he asked about mario not how your parents didn't love you.

15 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-09-08 05:35 ID:yiD1fuRJ

Mario 64,

show them bitchez how gud you are at this game and they'll be wet for you all over.

16 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2016-11-02 12:17 ID:zbdBnkSe

>>15
There's nothing a woman likes more than QPU alignment.

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19 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-01-31 07:11 ID:S9pjn6Ay

Seconding SM64. I made her panties drop* in 0.5x A button presses.

*in a parallel universe

20 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-05 00:12 ID:Heaven

>>19
That doesn't make sense though. There are no objects in parallel universes or M64. How could she have panties to drop?

21 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-08 11:07 ID:4QnDzSyd

>>1
I remember I once had a date witha a girl and took her to a semi-dungeon flat to play Kirby´s adventure. In my head, I tought that the fact that you can share food mouth-to-mouth in cooperaitve mode was enticing. It wasn't, the moment the kirbys pased the food, ther was an awkward silence.

She asked to stop dating after that.

So, don't use kirby games.

22 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2019-02-18 21:01 ID:Heaven

>>21
For a few minutes, I was trying to remember what this looked like but once it came back to me, holy SHIT

23 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-08-01 23:44 ID:JcW1JWxv

I get mad that most Mario games don’t have toilets. I search all over. Completely immersion breaking to play a game about a plumber that doesn’t have a single toilet. I simply cannot believe that Mario is a plumber, ruining the entire Mario series.

24 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-08-02 02:55 ID:4P+4Pf5X

>>23
He traverses lots of pipes though

25 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-10-07 23:25 ID:3zQ4Tsu/

The Secret Chronicles of Dr. M

26 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-10-08 16:16 ID:AzHIoMit

>>24
He can traverse my pipe if you know what I mean

27 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-10-10 03:06 ID:3zQ4Tsu/

28 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2020-12-31 04:40 ID:Heaven

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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