Procrastination thread (43)

1 Name: Alexander!DxY0NCwFJg!!muklVGqN 2005-07-02 17:26 ID:Heaven

In this phlegm we discuss extreme procrastination to the point of making it into some kind of lame contest. Posting on 4-ch doesn't count. ; )

Recently, I avoided studying by typing random names of girls from "Maria-sama ga Miteru" into the search box on Wikipedia to see what articles I'd get. I think that's pretty bad.

2 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-07-02 17:41 ID:ry7/QI45

for me i think procrastination helps bost the quality of essays and assinments. i think the pressher drives me to exel

3 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-07-04 00:29 ID:HNDcbbR5

I know I'm a procrastinator, but I deny it when I procrastinate.

4 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-07-04 05:10 ID:B1GkzeSQ

I was too lazy to reply to this thread.

O wait

5 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-07-16 13:22 ID:XzvgrMcy

Google ad from over in /tech/:

Are you procrastinating?
Are you losing because of it? You Can Stop it Now.

6 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-07-28 21:42 ID:X71QvrO0

Random fragments of some song I'd heard sometime often pop into my head. When procrastinating, I scour my massive 30 GB music collection--totally unsorted--and try to find the file containing the full version of the song whose fragment came to mind. Sometimes I guess correctly in one shot; usually, I get it after fast-forwarding through hundreds of files.

7 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-31 18:36 ID:Heaven

>>5
I'll stop later

8 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-09-03 23:02 ID:Heaven

I was promised to stay over at my friends´ place until I find my own apartment, as soon as possible. I´m not, however, actively searching for one, but instead waste my days in front of the computer.

9 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-09-18 18:56 ID:6jkeMSiG

Hm, come to think of it, the only times i post on 4-ch is when i really really don't feel like doing anything

the young student typed, pausing occasionally to swill belgian Hoegaarden (with a twist of lemonygoodness).

his life hadn't been the same since he sacrificed his desk to fit a new tv into his armpit sized room, the floor didn't really suit him as a work area.

10 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-27 21:30 ID:y0kjQSpK

HAH!

I return, this time with a presentation on ukiyo-e to complete in ca. 12 hours.

Today i have spent at least five hours attempting to boot macosx on my computer.
I have rearranged my mp3s.
I have installed open office, and ms office and a macromedia bundlething. I then proceeded to fool around with flash for a while.
I have ripped all the cds i hadn't already ripped.
I have tried to fix my espresso machine, i actually took the fucker apart and cleaned it.
I have cleaned and oiled the bearings on my skateboard
I have debated becoming a hiphop artist, almost going so far as to make a beat.
And to trump them all, i just found a sewing machine and am about to start sewing my own hoodie out of some shit i've had lying around for a while.

I, for the record have been awake for ca. 13 hours today, but i have never ever procrastinated this extremely.

Share your own timebending stories plz

11 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-28 17:55 ID:1HRj89p+

I want to NOT procrastinate. >>10 makes it looks fun ;_;

12 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-28 18:18 ID:dU/Wcj58

I keep procrastinating looking for a job and moving out of my parents' house.

...Not like I really have time for a job, with my classes, or money to move out without a job.

13 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-28 19:06 ID:TMuopCVo

>>12 I keep procrastinating at doing those exact things, too. But I do have enough time, so I've no excuse.

14 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-28 21:55 ID:Heaven

>>11 well, it is kinda fun, until you realize what time it is, regret the time you wasted doing nothing, feel completely drained and apathetic and call in sick the next day in order to buy a few more hours of procrastination

15 Name: Medoi-san 2005-11-28 22:50 ID:Heaven

Procrastination is a bother.

16 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-29 16:06 ID:Heaven

I was going to procrastinate, but never mind, I'll do it sometime later. I'm too busy for that today.

17 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-29 22:11 ID:s8WM7UJ7

>>16

Careful, that logic is dangerous to the well-being of the universe!

18 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-30 23:11 ID:Heaven

STOP! PROCRASTINATE NOW!!

19 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-03 12:22 ID:sTm+Md/I

Can I stop procrastinating tomorrow?

>>9 Hoegaarden is one of the more socially accepted ways to procrastinate. In the extremes, I wonder what is better accepted in society: the alcoholic or the lazy otaku.

20 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-12 03:30 ID:1HRj89p+

Age for major procrastination. I have to write a paper and have it ready in two hours if I'm going to get any sleep for my final tomorrow. Taskpad.jp is helping but I feel like my innards are being crushed in a vice. I just want to crawl under a rock and stop being alive, anything is better than finishing this motherfucking paper.

21 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-12 04:54 ID:ZCZ/XqA+

>>19 well, in my circle it would be alcoholism

it is now 4.50am,

and i just mixed my first cuba libre

the current focus of my ire is, by the way, due in twelve hours and ten minutes

ps. the hoegaarden post was also me, and it was sold out when i went to stock up today ;_;

pps. i have lost all ability to write coherently, this is causing me some worry

22 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-12 06:18 ID:Heaven

cuba libre
malibu & coke with a lime wedge... right?

23 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-12 16:00 ID:Heaven

OH GOD I beg for the day when I can procrastinate all I like.

24 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-13 14:11 ID:dc7wT6Sy

i'm procrastinating right now browsing iichan when i have 1 day and 15 hours to complete 2 projects (1 in a programming language i don't even know yet) and complete my studies for a final in yet another subject and have questions ready =/.

25 Name: Shiii 2005-12-21 23:01 ID:dnAevPxI

I once procrastinated procrastination...>> it was weird. I offered to do a little bit of cooking baking so I wouldn't be yelled at to work on my essay, then I shrugged off the cooking...

26 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-22 00:41 ID:cdf0LM5O

I've always said,
"Procrastination leads to masturbation."
I put it as my "Words of Wisdom" in my yearbook for graduating year... we'll soon see if it still gets published or changed/dropped.

27 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-22 01:14 ID:ni9Hfe7S

I once sat at my computer for 8h fixing my linux.
That would be the the oposite of procrastination i think ;)
I have the habbit that if i get into somthing i don't stop before i am done with it , but again that leeds to sleep procrastination.

28 Name: shii 2005-12-23 00:49 ID:XhVPsaoL

>>25
are you my cousin or something?

29 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-23 01:56 ID:gPg0bRfr

wikipedia, definitiely a damn source of procrastination

30 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-12-23 02:30 ID:7W57rBeC

>>29

troof

31 Name: 12 : 2006-03-22 10:53 ID:gJCp3Z1O

Heh. I'm failing one of my classes, so I'm about to tell my teacher that I'm dropping it (while I can still get a "W") because my schedule is too busy.

...like I mentioned, I live with my parents and don't have a job.

It's funny, sometimes I tell myself that I should actually work hard and get things done ahead of time, but then think "What good is working hard for a possible future if you're not enjoying yourself while doing so?" After thinking that I usually just continue doing what I want to do, and decide to go "My Pace."

Though, part of the problem is that I'm good at doing things at the last minute. It hardly ever fails for me. I'm on the school Honor Roll and I never even do homework or study until the day before. But when I do mess up... it's usually bad.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-22 20:09 ID:JxrXKtON

I don't even have anything to procrastinate ABOUT in my life currently!

33 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-24 04:53 ID:7ExetgPs

I have an essay due tomorrow morning and I still haven't started on it. 9 hours to go lol. Apparently, I am not sleeping tonight.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-25 05:32 ID:Ew4OvVZi

Another semester of school, and another semester of procrastination.

I have 2 writing projects due tomorrow morning, a Physics test tomorrow morning that I have to study for, 3 chapters of Physics homework (one of which I haven't even finished reading) and 4 sections of Calculus II homework they I also haven't read, with a test on the chapter this Wednesday.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-25 05:33 ID:Ew4OvVZi

...and I browsing 4-ch. At 10:30 PM.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-07 18:56 ID:Heaven

I'm definitely not a procastrinator. I'll write a more in-depth explanation in this thread tomorrow.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-16 04:22 ID:sj+XA0iu

Gah, I probably wouldn't be as much of a procrastinator if I wasn't such a logical thinker.

I can probably logically justify procrastinating about 10 different ways, each time I do it.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-17 05:34 ID:Heaven

>>36
What's stopping you from writing a more in-depth description now?

Procrastinator!

39 Post deleted.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-26 23:17 ID:sK6Pzl2s

haha, school is such bullshit

41 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-27 10:25 ID:Heaven

Do the thing

42 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-28 09:34 ID:NOkxlQkN

nah

43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-01 12:29 ID:UYKje3de

Dirtnol d'Turdno-MPUH

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