ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (511)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

338 Name: vc: gadam : 2020-01-02 06:05 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"gadam!" exclaimed Colin Mochrie. "Careful with that!"

339 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-03 01:50 ID:GkzSO63+

Suddenly Colin Mochrie started transforming into a

340 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-04 21:42 ID:Uh9E2dEl

US president, and launched predator drones at

341 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-05 18:20 ID:+usN2+Rq

The Socialist People's Republic of Uranus. This

342 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 00:24 ID:GkzSO63+

banana is getting out of control, spraying

343 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 01:35 ID:RKoZd06Z

lemon juice over Sonic's brand new dress.

344 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 01:56 ID:JflAKC7D

Sonic and Colin Mochrie form an alliance

345 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-07 12:15 ID:RKoZd06Z

to discover what was hidden under Obama's

346 Name: vc: dix : 2020-01-07 22:36 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Chaos Emeralds. Obama chuckled as he watched

347 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-08 20:04 ID:JflAKC7D

the banana action reaching new, previously unseen

348 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 03:05 ID:BVxBITUV

tier of sexually charged violence. Obama foresaw

349 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 08:48 ID:C/l2gkA2

his own death by snu snu, so he decided to

350 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 18:13 ID:JflAKC7D

commit heroism via suicide by lewd banana

351 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 04:12 ID:Uh9E2dEl

transformation. Obanana moaned blissfully as Colin peeled

352 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 19:03 ID:RKoZd06Z

his soft, yellow skin. Colin then said:

353 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 20:08 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"Black, orange, and now yellow. Presidential colors!"

354 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 04:29 ID:JflAKC7D

Direction and screenplay by Lars von Trier

355 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 20:44 ID:N2G7hhHh

, who was subsequently tried and executed for

356 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 22:07 ID:Uk6fOiFT

appealing to the wrong fetishists, pissing-off others

357 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-13 05:59 ID:RKoZd06Z

, such as: foot fetishists, cuckolds, furries etc.

358 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-13 19:58 ID:JflAKC7D

Feeling betrayed, they organize The Society for

359 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 01:07 ID:Gg/1L8iu

Pissed-off Fetishists, a terrorist organization notorious for

360 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 02:31 ID:Uh9E2dEl

getting not only pissed off, but pissed on.

361 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 04:36 ID:Uh9E2dEl

That was eight words, my bad.

362 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 13:53 ID:JflAKC7D

Such were the dangers of this organization.

363 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-28 14:15 ID:Znt7q0w7

Their most recent act involved the kidnapping

364 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-28 16:05 ID:3Vr6sxUI

of Squeeks's personal cum gremlin. Gremlin activists

365 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-30 01:36 ID:plSjQGHv

suddenly swarmed the streets, denouncing the crime

366 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-30 05:42 ID:0EfXqxF0

of cumming in and around but never

367 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-05 20:19 ID:o4DCjylO

inside women, not helping Japan's birth rates.

368 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-06 09:53 ID:JnMeZxsf

Realizing this problem, Abe swirled with rage.

369 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-06 11:59 ID:Heaven

as he swirled down the shit chute.

370 Name: Ichirou Matsushita : 2020-02-08 22:02 ID:zNTzfJuy

Please help me!This is act of terrorism in Japan!
Japan is famous for sloppy management of electromagnetic wave.
Japanese society Has become serious thing behind the scenes.
Electromagnetic wave is secret globally.
But some of Japanese capitalists abusing it that secret.
They slander Japan and Japanese people and other country(America and others), and attack and threaten civilian,suggest that murder,Threaten to kill,using electromagnetic wave all of them.
They are haughty terrorist with state power.

I know that they are so crazy. Because I have spent with them every day by policy.
They talk to me with communication all day and all year around!
They say
「Drop dead!」「I kill you」
「Kxxl Amexxcan army」
「Kxxl policemen」
「Kxxl child by running over」
「His Majesty the Emxxxor is here!(Tenxxxheika)」
「I kxxl Shi○zou Abe」「This is Jewish!(Yudayajinda!)」
「We don`t have to take responsibility」
and the others・・・
They tell terrible things to me using some name of authority.

It seems like they are dissatisfied with society.They take it out on me.
They harass me when I living. In defecation and sex and dangerous work and bedtime and the others・・・
I think it`s a limit of a single person and the general public. It is so bad degree.

And they abusing child and animal using avatar(electromagnetic wave).Sometimes use violence on me with avatar.
And they playing pretend of homeless and handicapped person with avatar.
There are many people who don`t know the common sense in Japanese authorities.
They are shame of Japan,but I think that should not forgive their action for society.

Japan can`t take a cooperative attitude In the field of electromagnetic wave use.
Japan need the help of other countries.It is the reality.
Please spread the information.Please help japanese people and avatar.
Thank you for your cooperation. I wanna be free!!!!
Ichirou Matsushita

※Thess aaree Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next

371 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-11 17:47 ID:Oy048hwH

" screamed a crazy retard who immediately died

372 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-11 23:20 ID:noZbZYDk

from forgetting to breathe. Abe decided to

373 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 03:56 ID:JnMeZxsf

rage war against the south get assassinated

374 Name: vc: gawd : 2020-02-12 07:03 ID:Uh9E2dEl

due to his total grammar breakdown offending

375 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 21:56 ID:noZbZYDk

every person in history that has ever used

376 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 21:59 ID:noZbZYDk

Oh fuck I forgot to delete the last word. Pretend I wrote "every person in history that has ever"

377 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-13 01:55 ID:Uh9E2dEl

used 4-ch, so about five people total.

378 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-13 20:58 ID:IEGnSWSY

Those five people were so offended that

379 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 04:20 ID:JflAKC7D

they broke every rule imaginable to exact

380 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 11:30 ID:h1X1dpca

lame and petty revenge against the Japanese

381 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 20:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

animes. Their necromantic ritual to resurrect 4Kids

382 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-18 21:58 ID:RAvE22Bl

begins at midnight, with an offering of

383 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-20 11:59 ID:oYzyXrGq

Dante's stilletos, which were stolen during the

384 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-24 21:46 ID:Xq6CDgfg

attack by the Fire Nation, but they

385 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-25 00:41 ID:HAHQ74Ey

did not foresee that Gimli had defiled

386 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-26 15:50 ID:Heaven

The heavy weapons guy in such a

387 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-27 09:47 ID:Uh9E2dEl

long run-on sentence. As a result,

388 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-15 01:18 ID:UKXyNYZo

the fire nation attacked, cornering everyone that

389 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-16 01:38 ID:URtk9brf

ever used 4-ch. It was too late,

390 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-21 11:44 ID:p/9fHoH1

the Amazon rainforest was already on fire.

391 Post deleted.

392 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 00:51 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"Post deleted." isn't seven words, you asshole.

393 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 02:22 ID:sWWSC4r2

And now for some thing completely different.

394 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 05:58 ID:HAHQ74Ey

That "something" is bumping ancient dead threads.

395 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 07:27 ID:6f7Gudcz

'tis why we can't have nice things.

396 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 05:04 ID:ZuTzT8+S

>>392
“Three hundred and ninety one: Post Deleted.”

397 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 07:12 ID:JnMeZxsf

And so, the story resumed its telling.

398 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-08 23:45 ID:HAHQ74Ey

Unfortunately, we had all forgotten where the

399 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-22 21:39 ID:sWWSC4r2

point where we had left was, so

400 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-23 07:59 ID:YWyvC96v

our story began anew: it was a

401 Name: vc: deuche : 2020-04-23 23:14 ID:Uh9E2dEl

homoerotic fanfic from the beginning this time.

402 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-25 01:49 ID:Heaven

King Dedede looked at Kirby knowingly. He

403 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-25 03:06 ID:YWyvC96v

longed for the taste of his magnificent

404 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-04 20:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

all beef chili. The secret ingredient was

405 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-05 07:30 ID:zPXI7hA/

the freshest spinach in all the land.

406 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-06 12:43 ID:HAHQ74Ey

Kirby was just in the process of

407 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-10 05:07 ID:Uh9E2dEl

harvesting spinach from his pubic garden, when

408 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-10 09:21 ID:4BMDdQV6

Captain Jack Sparrow, the legendary pirate, suddenly

409 Name: vc: seixness : 2020-05-10 19:42 ID:mP7UptXe

burst in, his exposed member flailing wildly

410 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-11 02:23 ID:Uh9E2dEl

in helicopter fashion. He exclaimed, "Stop blowing

411 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-13 19:50 ID:zqy+7f0J

yourself, when you could be blowing me!”

412 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-18 04:13 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Preoccupied with starting bad threads about China,

413 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-19 00:53 ID:Heaven

Dipshit McGee stared upon his micropenis, thinking

414 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-27 06:20 ID:QUMVQWQK

"what the actual fuck am i doing?"

415 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-28 13:49 ID:EJwe91/6

So he went outside, taking time to

416 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-07 02:51 ID:Uh9E2dEl

start a bunch more bad threads first.

417 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-07 14:19 ID:VtIEo0dw

"Oh no, my captcha doesn't work!"

418 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-11 05:07 ID:VwiGbRC+

Desperate to leave his vile mark on

419 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-12 17:01 ID:/asDGINx

Adam Curtis' forehead, he proceeded to take

420 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-13 23:03 ID:mP7UptXe

a huge hit from his bong, before

421 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-14 01:10 ID:ovVPduwN

the micropenis withered into fine pinkish dust.

422 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 15:23 ID:K1gRXrwv

A huge cock killed moot-kun

423 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 19:47 ID:Uh9E2dEl

for posting six words and not seven.

(Maybe five. Is "moot-kun" two words?)

424 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 20:17 ID:JnMeZxsf

For posting thirteen words, maybe even fourteen

425 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 23:30 ID:ovVPduwN

the thread derailed into a flaming trainwreck.

426 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-20 19:34 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Flaming undead moot-kun intoned, "choo choo, motherfuckers!"

427 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-21 00:42 ID:ovVPduwN

Charge Man was impressed and began to

428 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-25 10:55 ID:HAHQ74Ey

ejaculate all over moot's gay faggot chin.

429 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-08 23:20 ID:ovVPduwN

The steaming hot train robot jizz was

430 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-09 07:31 ID:isY1Jfza

a calamitous catastrophe of degenerative coomer carnage.

431 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-16 01:45 ID:Zl9F0kLe

This orgy of destruction would end, however

432 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-18 20:02 ID:Uh9E2dEl

when anuses were posted on every board.

433 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-21 00:27 ID:niiIknfA

Such heinous sight would not be tolerated

434 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-25 19:36 ID:/l54hLGm

except by a certain anus connoisseur named

435 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-25 19:53 ID:ovVPduwN

Vladimir Pootin. Vlad was the president of

436 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-27 02:53 ID:isY1Jfza

the Based Proto-Theocracy of Capitalist Prussia

437 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-27 06:53 ID:vc9bJDGb

until twoot cummed on all dem boiz

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