What happened to him?
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>>7
That's a dead link ( youtube.com/watch?v=NHu0co9-eYY )
Something funny happened to me. I had a medium sized "block" of chocolate in a wrapper. It was part of an Easter bunny-shaped chocolate bar. It was the feet/bottom part of the bar, and I was recording a video of it with an iPhone 📱
Long story short I passed out in the bathroom.
>>10
JK, I'll fill you in.
So I turned on all of the lights in my room and was holding the chocolate and wrapper over a sorta big flat piece of white cardboard. I was making a video of the food which was in the plastic wrapper. I took the chocolate out of the plastic and was examining it with the camera. I was holding the sweet-tasting food in one hand ✋ 🎥 and the chocolate in the other hand 🖐 🍫 . I ended up intentionally breaking the piece of chocolate in half with one hand🤚.
What didn't go to plan was a result of the break: when the force was released via the breaking point of the chocolate my thumb or fingers were moving at a relatively high speed. Plus it happened so fast that my muscles were still applying about the same directional force that was previously a stressor on the chocolate, except now the chocolate was no longer holding the fingers and thumb stationary. If my reaction time was much quicker I guess I could have relaxed my muscles as soon as it broke which would have prevented the next event.
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Also a dead link ☠️
>>11
What happened next is my finger(s), fingernail(s) or the chocolate smashed into my thumbnail. This resulted in the thumbnail being broken. The thumbnail on my right hand was split in the middle which went to the side a bit. Blood came out, maybe like 5 drops of blood 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 pooled around my thumbnail initially. I think I was really hungry at the time and maybe had a bit of a sugar high due to eating a medium-sized piece of chocolate. The hunger and maybe the high caused me to shortly pass out in the bathroom. It really didn't phase me to see blood/gore, but maybe my body still had some adrenaline due to the I guess unavoidable shock the injury caused to my system.
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Dead link 💀
>>12
The thumbnail didn't split very far down. I went to the bathroom to wash my hand and put a bandage 🩹 on I guess. My head was sorta "spinning" or didn't feel right when I was leaning on the bathroom wall before I passed out (which resulted in me falling to the floor).
Part of the reason why I'm writing ✍️ out this story is because the 1080p video I had of the bloody event got corrupted. All of the bytes of the .MOV file became binary zeros 😢. So now the ~500 MB video file compresses into a ~80 KB .7z file. The MOV file was corrupted due to poor design of the electronic devices involved in handling/creating/moving the file.
>>3
I once operated a chainsaw while drunk. I once at night was spun around on a merry-go-round by friends while high on marijuana hash. That has comedic potential I guess.
>>13
So yeah, a video of a fairly interesting event in my life is gone I think. I would have liked to inspect 🤔 the video to see if the chocolate or my finger broke my thumbnail. I have videos of my thumb after the event though. If I had the about 500 megabyte video today, I could have uploaded ⬆️ it to the Internet with the title "In Soviet Russia, chocolate breaks you". The "In Soviet Russia…" meme is an old meme I think, but it still works. I've heard something like "break off a piece of chocolate" (Hershey's chocolate 🍫 or whatever) or "break the chocolate"/"break the chocolate bar" (into two or more piece to share with two or more people or whatever). The inverse would be that you get broken by the chocolate.
I broke said thumbnail at night, and it sorta hurt; then I went to sleep. When I woke up my thumb hurt a lot in the morning (I took one or more pain killer pills 💊) and for the rest of the day I think. In the next day and in the days after I think my thumb basically did not hurt 👍.
>>14
When I fell down in the bathroom I think I may have hit something which caused my shirt to get a medium-sized hole in it. I either ripped the shirt on something in the bathroom or outside of the bathroom at some other time. Either way, the tan(?) shirt had a hole 🕳 as a result of something.
Weeks or probably months before the chocolate may have caused me to bleed I cut/stabbed myself on a hard part of an apple 🍎 accidentally. I'm pretty sure that resulted in me bleeding too: blood from a thumb or a finger I think.
>>11
*I was holding the chocolate in one hand and the iPhone with its camera in the other hand.
>>15
I found the video boys. It turns out that the file "IMG_5937.MOV" (or some other similarly named file) was corrupted instead.
IMG_5938.MOV is the file with the event which caused me pain. I still feel sad that that one file was wrecked; I hope it didn't contain anything really interesting.
Hashtag lucky [four leaf clover emoji].
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I slapped my balls with a toilet pipe and ended up doing the best impression of some character of Sr Pelo I've ever done. Funnily enough, it was by accident this time.
How the hell do you snap your thumbnail with your own fingers, what the fuck.
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