might hit the bars dressed as fat thor from endgame and try and fuck some daddy issues girl who just wanted to be held tightly by a dude with big arms and a bit of a belly

master baiter

i'm not legally allowed to go for halloween anymore after last year :( i was going with my new friends and i dressed as batman with big black tights, a plastic mask i got from super and a grey shirt with a spray painted logo on it and we were all having fun until someone's parent complained that "a 37 year old man was dressed up as crack batman and walking around with 7 year old kids in the dark".

I forgot Hallowe'en was a thing... it just became orange month...

Watch some spooky anime to get myself in the season!

There's no Halloween in my country. I'm going to visit my father's and grandfathers' grave.

I'm spray painting my hair white and call it a Jack Frost cosplay since my friends keep calling me that.