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810549 No.4354  

Think again before you pick a side! Supporting Ukraine means:
>supporting NATO's use of Ukraine as a launchpad so that they can do incursions into Russian territory
>stage a 30 September 1965 style coup
>install a pro-Western dictator on the likes of Suharto, PInochet, and Yeltsin
>brainwash the entire Russian populace into subservience to the West
>infect the Russian populace with cheap pop culture while denigrating authentic Russian culture and local working-class culture
>massacre ¼ths of the Russian population, preferably communists but also sympathisers and other leftists
>let Western companies exploit Russia
>make Russia into a launchpad to start Jakartas in Beijing, Pyongyang, Tehran, and Damascus
==In short, your support for Russia greatly prevents the expansion of American retardation and imperialism into opposing countries. Be warned and read Andre Vltchek!!!==

>> No.4355  
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Not sure which side you're on but fuck off anyways.

>> No.4356  

shut the FUCK up, 2kike

>> No.4357  

you are such a fucking retard i dont even know where to begin, but lucky for me i dont even want to, fuck off back to the shithole you came from, redditor

>> No.4358  

By the cries and muttering I sense that the youngsters' turn has come. Batya cheers them on:

"Don't be scared, greenhorns!"

The youngsters are trying, they long to burst into each other's tight assholes. The dark bath attendants help them, they direct them, support them. The next-to-last cries out, the last groans - and the caterpillar is ready. It's complete. We stay stock-still.

"Goyda!" cries Batya.

"Goyda! Goyda!" we roar in reply.

Batya takes a step. And we follow him, we follow the head of the caterpillar. Batya leads us into the pool. It's spacious, roomy. It's filled with warm water instead of ice water.

"Goyda! Goyda!" we shout, embracing each other, shuffling.

We follow Batya. We walk. We walk. We walk in caterpillar steps. Our genitals glow, our members shudder between buttocks.

We enter the pool. Around us the water boils with air bubbles. Batya submerges himself up to his genitals, then to his waist, his chest. The entire oprichnik caterpillar enters the pool. And rises.

Now it's time to be silent. Muscular arms tense, valiant nostrils flare, the oprichniks have begun to moan. The time for the sweet has come. We coax each other. The water ripples around us, waves heave, splashing out of the pool. And now the low-awaited moment has come: a tremor rolls through the entire caterpillar.



The arched ceiling shakes. And the pool-becomes a nine-point storm.


I roar into Nechai's ear, and Buben screams into mine:


Lord, don't let us die...

Indescribable. Because it's so divine.

Reclining on the soft chaise lounges after oprichnik copulation is like the bliss of paradise. The light is on, buckets of champaigne sit on the floor, forest air, Rachmaninov's Second Concerto for piano and orchestra. Our Batya likes to listen to the Russian classics after copulation. We lie there weakly. The lights in out genitals go out. We drink silently, catch our breath.

Wisely, oh so wisely, Batya arranged everything with the caterpillar. Before it, everyone broke off in pairs, and the shadow of dangerous disorder lay across the oprichnina. Now there's a limit to the pleasures of the steam. We work together, and take our pleasure together. And the tablets help. And wisest of all is that the young oprichniks are always stuck at the tail of the caterpillar. This is wise for two reasons: first of all, the young ones know their place in the oprichnik hierarchy; second, the seed moves from the tail of the caterpillar to the head, which symbolizes the eternal cycle of life and the renewal of brotherhood. On the one hand, the young respect the old; on the other, they replenish them. That's our foundation. And thank God.

>> No.4359  

Щекочет дед Марфушу бородой своей:

— А ну, егоза, спроси свою Умницу сколько кирпичей в Стене не хватает?

Спрашивает Марфуша. Отвечает Умница голосом послушным:

— Для завершения Великой Русской Стены осталось положить 62.876.543 кирпича.

Подмигивает дед нравоучительно:

— Вот, внученька, кабы каждый школьник по кирпичику слепил из глины отечественной, тогда бы Государь враз стену закончил, и наступила бы в России счастливая жизнь.

Знает это Марфуша. Знает, что никак не завершат строительство Стены Великой, что мешают враги внешние и внутренние. Что много еще кирпичиков надобно слепить, чтобы счастье всеобщее пришло.
Растет, растет Стена Великая, отгораживает Россию от врагов внешних. А внутренних — опричники государевы на куски рвут.

Ведь за Стеною Великой — киберпанки окаянные, которые газ наш незаконно сосут, католики лицемерные, протестанты бессовестные, буддисты безумные, мусульмане злобные, и просто безбожники растленные, сатанисты, которые под музыку проклятую на площадях трясутся, наркомы отмороженные, содомиты ненасытные, которые друг другу в темноте попы буравят, оборотни зловещие, которые образ свой, Богом данный, меняют, и плутократы алчные, и виртуалы зловредные, и технотроны беспощадные, и садисты, и фашисты, и мегаонанисты. Про этих мегаонанистов Марфуше подружки рассказывали, что это европейские бесстыдники, которые в подвалах запираются, пьют огненные таблетки и письки себе теребят специальными теребильными машинками. Снились мегаонанисты Марфушеньке уже дважды, ловили ее в подвалах темных, лезли в писю железными крюками электрическими.

>> No.4363  

It should have been easy peezy to decide a side.
Russian Women = Love to fart
Ukrainian Women = Hate to fart

Farting women is the way to enlightenment and happiness for all.

>> No.4367  

I hope this is automated and you don't spend your time trying to change the opinion of the 20 people who still use imageboards

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