You wake up from a comfortable sleep to see an adorable, yet creepy face with a purple eyepatch looking at you, smiling wide. You let out a scream before the woman in pink covers your mouth.

"Don't be scared, anon!" The girl, known as Harime Nui, reassures you as you stare at her in confusion and fear. "I brought you here so we could play together!" She removes her hand from your mouth.

"What the fuck?!" You exclaim. "Where the fuck am I?! Who are you?!" Nui just tilts her head as you scoot away from her.

"Tee-hee! Silly anon! You can't escape from me~" Nui walks closer to you, the smile never leaving her face.

"What do you want from me?!" You scream at her.

"I want you to be my friend," Nui blinks her eye at you. "I want us to be friends forever!" She then glomps you, rubbing her face against yours.

“HELL NO!” You push her away and run for your life, but your vision quickly meets the ground as you feel your legs being sliced off.

“You won’t be my friend, anon?” Nui sounds sad as she brandishes her scissor blade, walking towards you. “You’re just like the others, always being mean to me. I thought you were my one true friend!”

“YOU’RE FUCKING CRAZY!” You scream as you try to drag yourself away, but your arms are suddenly lying right beside you.

“That’s what the last anon said!” Nui raised her scissor blade above her head, preparing to strike.

“NOOOOOOOOO!” You scream out, but the blade comes down and there is nothing else but darkness, and the last thing you hear is Nui’s giggling.

“Those dirty anons! They love to take advantage of a girl’s heart!” Nui propped open her parasol and floated away, to find another anon to “befriend”.

The end.

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