Japanese Online Idioms (410)

1 名前: Anonymous 2004-11-26 05:15 ID:Heaven [Del]

I would like to know what some of the Japanese phrases mean that are mostly used online, on boards like 2ch, e.g.

There is DQN and (ry, for instance.

What do those mean? Are there other ones I need to know to understand an average online conversation?

Please enlighten me!

This thread refers to another thread, by the way:

http://wakaba.c3.cx/soc/kareha.pl/1098886772

261 名前: Sling!XD/uSlingU 2006-02-01 05:03 ID:Heaven

>>258 "storked"? What does that mean?

262 名前: 258 2006-02-01 10:19 ID:2aPNTXcq

>>261
Not "Storked". "Stoked".. OTZ

>>259
ttp://www.theblackmoon.com/Gloss/agloss.html#H

263 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2006-02-01 14:11 ID:Heaven

>>262

PS: >>259 is mocking you.

264 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 2006-02-06 21:36 ID:Heaven

>>258 =/= >>260
同じ人じゃありません。
They're not the same people >>263

とにかく…

265 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-05-14 19:47 ID:gmGQGaOk

Thanks for all the explanations of 2ch slang!
2ch語の定義を説明してくれてありがとうございます!

266 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-05-15 03:48 ID:Heaven

welcome welcome!
Thank you bell mark

267 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-05-23 05:08 ID:gmGQGaOk

「マシ」の意味は何ですか?
What does 「マシ」mean?

268 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-05-23 05:10 ID:Heaven

relatively good

269 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-05-23 05:46 ID:CLHliNQR

270 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-05-23 05:51 ID:CLHliNQR

271 あぼーん

272 名前: ThAnoX : 2006-06-24 21:20 ID:1NXkl8TL

Ouah le forum de Densho otoko O_O

273 あぼーん

274 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-06-27 07:27 ID:6hoqgmvF

http://bbs.chiisai.net/download/kareha.pl/1122836036/37-38

What does IV mean if it's not referring to idol videos?

275 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-06-27 08:41 ID:vSnWfb24

I don't know what IV means, but a quick search on the web shows that these files are archives created by a kind of worm, which live in the share network.

http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.antinny.bf.html

276 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2006-06-27 09:21 ID:6hoqgmvF

Oh, so that's what it is! I guess my computer ain't infected, though, because I haven't gotten that first error message. It wouldn't matter if that worm infected it either, because that computer's sole purpose is to use Share.

277 名前: addy : 2006-08-10 22:33 ID:i98BvwwR

Dear Saori
I hope you enjoyed your time in australia. we will miss you very much and don't forget to e-mail me. i enjoyed your company and so did my friends.come back so to vist as at msj collage. Enjoy yourself and your gift today.

         love addy

278 名前: エロ大王 : 2006-11-01 07:11 ID:dhmR6EMY

279 名前: VZ : 2007-01-13 15:30 ID:8QYMT2oa

Hello, I have a question. What's the origin of BackBeard? It's a giant floating eyeball monster that's posted whenever lolicon is posted. Where is it originally from? Thank you.

280 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-01-13 19:00 ID:tM6oMhOw

>>279
It's from a horror manga by some famous dude. Originally, Backbeard didn't have anything to do with lolicon, but some toshiaki photoshopped in "KONO RORIKON DOMOME" on a panel, and Futaba took it from there.

281 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-01-26 21:19 ID:zd2EnWmP

ktkr=キタコレ... nseg=何そのエロゲー...

282 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-01-27 17:13 ID:PMQsf1a9

>>280 Wasn't it from "Gegege no kitaro"? (that manga)

283 名前: DQN : 2007-01-27 17:34 ID:cb2kyynP

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284 名前: Jugem : 2007-01-28 06:09 ID:paWyq6Pd

Well, probably something like this. Because they are 2-channelers.

http://www3.tky.3web.ne.jp/~edjacob/j-schoolnampa.htm

285 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-01-28 23:13 ID:Heaven

>>Jugem

You seem 2ch expert.
I have a question about 2-channel.
Check your mailbox.

286 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-05-03 20:52 ID:Heaven

orz、OTL=失望状態を表す(失意体前屈)
鯖=サーバー
クソスレ=つまらないスレッド(糞スレ)
コテハン=匿名にはせずに、名前欄に同じ名を記入して書き込む常連(固定ハンドル)
コピペ=他の文献の、まる写し(コピー&ペースト)
オマイラ=おまえら(軽い呼びかけ表現で、軽蔑の意味はない)
乙=お疲れさま(労力をねぎらう表現)
毒男=独身男性(独男)
鬼女=既婚女性(既女)
鯛男=もてたい男性
喪女=もてない女性
キボンヌ=希望する
逝ってよし=立ち去れ、get away(行って良し)
ヤシガニ=手抜き画像が多く、完成度の低いテレビアニメ
801=ヤオイ
腐=ヤオイが好きな女、腐女子
ヲタ=オタク
大きなお友達=アニメのオタク(アニヲタ)
ウホッ=ホモ、ゲイ

287 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-05-03 20:54 ID:Heaven

ウリナラ=韓国・朝鮮(朝鮮語で「我が国」の意味)
マンセー=万歳(朝鮮語)
チョソ=朝鮮人(チョーセン→チョン→チョソ)
ザパニーズ=日本人と自称する朝鮮人(zapanese)仮面をかぶった人物の絵で、表現することもある
朴李=韓国・朝鮮で行われている盗作行為、パクリ
ファビョる=激怒する(朝鮮人固有の精神病Hwa-byungに由来する)
厨房=中学生(中坊)のように未熟な人、ガキっぽいヤツ
リアル厨房=実際の中学生
ゾヌ=犬
〜しる=〜しろ(命令形)
八つ裂きにしてやる→安崎にしてやる
ミンス=民主党(政党名)
マスゴミ=ゴミのような存在でしかない報道機関

288 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-05-03 23:19 ID:Heaven

★豆知識★
朝鮮人の発音は、D・G・J・Z(ダ・ザ、etc)が先頭にくる語に独特の癖があり、これで朝鮮人かどうか、大雑把に識別できる。
(朝鮮人の中には、朝鮮語以外の言語に慣れている人もいるので、あくまで大雑把な見分け方にすぎない)

289 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-07-01 05:03 ID:O7K+0zQA

it means "slowly" or "sluggishly"

290 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-07-09 20:03 ID:SWsS8ZaN

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

291 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-07-11 14:12 ID:Heaven

>>290
"I have arrived!"

292 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-07-11 20:37 ID:Heaven

>>291 lol

293 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-08-08 12:17 ID:Heaven

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
is an egzaggerated form of 「キター!」,
combined with a crazy face "(゚∀゚)"

キタ=kita=(来た)=(came/ has come). =
someone you've been waiting for has arrived ,
something you've been expected has happened , or
something beyond your expectation occured

When your favourite baseball player hits a
homerun , you can express your joy and surprise by
"キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ "
(kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
instead of
"YeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH!!!!!"

294 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-07 21:19 ID:mpYOYnZ7

Doesn't "Uma" also mean "Horse"?

295 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-09 03:15 ID:2UexTkEc

>>294
Yes, uma (馬) also means horse.

296 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-09 05:58 ID:s/6/AJAa

>>294
COuld it be that you are referring to ウマー?

297 名前: JP Colleger : 2007-10-09 19:51 ID:Heaven

I'll introduse some HOT Online Idioms!
I'm grad if you point out my English mistakes.

JK (Jyoshi Kousei;女子高生) = Female senior high school student
JC (Jyoshi Chyugakusei;女子中学生) = Junior high girl
KY (Kuuki Yomenai:空気読めない) = Someone who can't manage the situation well.

298 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-09 20:36 ID:Heaven

"grad" == glad.

"introduse" == introduce

299 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-10 00:20 ID:fkqynAee

女子高生=highschool girls
空気が読めない=can't read the atmosphare

300 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-18 17:21 ID:W5k5ax3z

300 get

Someone tell me what インピオ means other than a misspell of インポ (impotence). What's the significance? Is it supposed to be an insult? Who the hell cares? Kids are a nuisance. Or is it a reference to sth else?

301 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-19 05:51 ID:9Mcv3tfX

>>298
lol...ひどい、それ

302 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-21 23:17 ID:Zx4FxNDb

I've seen a lot of "ちょww" on nicovideo. Could someone explain that one?

303 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-21 23:56 ID:He2Cttmc

I'd like to know more about the emotes, and what exactly they mean. For instance (;´Д`)'`ァ'`ァ means fapping, right? And (´・ω・`) is shy?

304 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-22 06:36 ID:qjIA+aw6

"ちょww"="hey!(lol)"
(´・ω・`) my name is "syobon", means Lonesomely.

305 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-22 10:48 ID:sRtj/QpJ

インピオ is nothing more than typo of インポ. I think impotence is worth insulting term. Doesn't it work in English?
Anyway, to be exact, they insult the one who mispelled it when they use インピオ.

ちょww is an abbreviation of ちょっと待て(笑). Literally, ちょっと待て is Wait a minute! or Hold it!. In this situation, Hey(, don't make me laugh/this is hysterical)! lolol.

Other emocons are,
(=゚ω゚)ノ Yo!
(´ι _`  )disregard
Σ(゚Д゚;≡;゚д゚) surprised and gaze around
(  ゚Д゚)⊃旦 (´∀`)つ□ tea is ready
щ(゚Д゚щ) C'mon!
(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) shake like a leaf
(゚ε゚) I don't care.
(ヽ゚д)ヽ give me
(*゚ー゚) happy
(´-`).。oO(I wonder why...)
( ̄ー ̄) defiant laugh
(-_-) hikikomori
ヽ(`Д´)ノ pissed
( ゚д゚) stunned
( ´ー`)y-~~ relax
┐(゚〜゚)┌ shrug
(・へ・)no good
\(゚∀゚)/ cheer
( ^∀^)laugh derisively
ヽ(`Д´)ノ self-despair
ガ━━ΣΣ(゚Д゚;)━━ン shock
<丶`∀´> nida
(▼Д▼メ) mafia
φ(。。)I should take a note

306 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-24 10:45 ID:W5k5ax3z

\(^o^)/オワタ

= "lol game over" kind of

307 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-25 23:15 ID:Heaven

キムタク says ちょww,ちょww待てよ!very often in dramas.

308 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-26 09:39 ID:W5k5ax3z

I say ちょwwwおまwww in my dreams a lot :(
that, and 工エエェェ(´д`)ェェエエ工

きんも〜☆

309 あぼーん

310 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-30 08:11 ID:kEIWmvL0

アッー!

311 名前: 310 : 2007-10-30 22:37 ID:kEIWmvL0

Sorry I mistaken bombing.

すまん誤爆した。

312 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-10-31 03:45 ID:NxVl540U

>>311
そんないい加減な英語を吐くのはどこの翻訳エンジンだ?

313 名前: !TyTxzQFdBM : 2007-11-07 00:14 ID:3FxEJZvT

>>107
This reply is late coming, but マジレス might be translated well by an acronym used on alt.religion.kibology back in the day: "YHBT", for "you have been trolled." Expanded often to "YHBT, YHL, HAND." which continues "you have lost. have a nice day."

We don't have clever words to refer to troll victims, though.

314 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-11-18 05:21 ID:W5k5ax3z

Can someone explain to me exactly what the hell is so funny about いいえ、ケフィアです。

What situation do people use it in? I watched the original CM and still don't get it.

315 あぼーん

316 名前: 314 : 2007-11-30 15:52 ID:Heaven

Okay, this took me really long, but after being brainwashed by 2059309029409 videos on niconico, I think it's fair to say that I simply understand it that when anyone says "This is ________" the joke reply to say "No, it is kefir" (いいえ、ケフィアです。)

Meh.

317 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-12-02 18:09 ID:KFHWNoIZ

[jap stuff]

318 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-12-06 05:13 ID:W5k5ax3z

hay 4-ch sensei i has another question

Why do Japanese refer to "cockroaches" as "G"?

319 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-12-06 05:14 ID:Heaven

Oh for fuck's sake, why didn't I think before pressing "書き込む". Of course it's because cockroach = "Gokiburi" = "G". Why did I keep thinking cockroach = kokiburi.

ちょっと頭吊ってくる

320 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-12-06 07:34 ID:jIIDD+xF

×ちょっと頭吊ってくる(Hanging head)
○ちょっと首吊ってくる(Hanging neck)

321 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-12-07 10:51 ID:Heaven

>>318
Also, G is the codename of Golgo13. It sounds really tough.

322 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-12-07 11:02 ID:xzeOno5S

How many idioms do you understand?
http://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/0711/14/news075.html

imo you need to know belowing items at least.
ローゼン麻生
フルボッコ
アサヒる
物売るっていうレベルじゃねーぞ
カワユス
ググレカス
能登かわいいよ能登
コンマイクオリティ
セカイ系
みっくみく
痛車
聖地巡礼
ずっと俺のターン

323 名前: やってみる(´・ω・`) : 2007-12-30 05:02 ID:Heaven

ローゼン麻生
Rozen Aso = Taro Aso. Named so because he is known for liking Rozen Maiden.

フルボッコ
Fullbokko. I think it means to be beat up rather badly.

アサヒる
Asahiru. Does this have something to do with Asahi Shimbun, which is apparently very sympathetic to Koreans and all things liberal? I know a lot of net-rightwingers hate them.

物売るっていうレベルじゃねーぞ
"This isn't on the level of selling stuff!" I dunno what's so special about this, I only have a vague awareness that the ×○レベルじゃねーぞ is apparently from Gundam or something...?

カワユス
kawayusu. Another way of saying kawaii. Popularized by Shouko-tan, was it?

ググレカス
gugurekasu. Fucking google it.

能登かわいいよ能登
Noto kawaii yo Noto. I don't think she's all that cute, but it's been used for many other things... nanoha kawaii yo nanoha

コンマイクオリティ
Konmai Quality? Is this a gaming term and does it have something to do with Konami? I don't play games so I dunno. Does it refer to idiotic kid gamers who can't even spell Konami?

セカイ系
Sekai-kei. A "genre" of anime. I can only think of SaiKano, which I disliked.

みっくみく
Mikku-miku. Referring to Hatsune Miku and a famous song utilizing Hatsune Miku called "Mikku-miku ni shite yan yo"... but well it plays on the idiom "bokko-boko ni shite yan yo" meaning "I'll beat it up for you."

痛車
Itasha. Cars with decals and other decorations that show off your wonderful otaku taste. However they are painful (itai) to everyone else.

聖地巡礼
Seichi junrei (Holy pilgrimage?) Going to real-life places that were either featured in anime/games or served as an inspiration/base for locations in anime/games.

ずっと俺のターン
Zutto ore no turn (It's always my turn!) Wasn't this spawned from that video of an awful episode of Yugioh where Yugi was pwning HAGAAAAAAA three ways from Thursday? He kept attacking him although he had already won the battle. It's used to imply that something is going to keep going on and on and it isn't going away, I guess.

324 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2007-12-30 05:04 ID:xVbhq0fJ

And now I have a question.

Does 割れ = warez?

325 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-08 07:46 ID:dcg5hY+U

>>323
痛車はイタ車(Italian car)とかけてる様な気がする。

326 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-08 09:45 ID:vblIsSyy

> Rozen Aso = Taro Aso. Named so because he is known for liking Rozen Maiden.

To be exact, he had been witnessed reading a manga "Rozen Maiden" in Tokyo International Airport.(Wikipedia)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aso_Taro

> Fullbokko. I think it means to be beat up rather badly.

Correct. It's an abbreviation for Full Power de Bokkoboko. Beat up at full power!

> Asahiru. Does this have something to do with Asahi Shimbun, which is apparently very sympathetic to Koreans and all things liberal? I know a lot of net-rightwingers hate them.

Wrong. To fabricate stories (based on alleged behaviour of the Asahi newspaper)
http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/dicsubs/2007-10/subs2007-10-04.html

327 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-08 09:46 ID:vblIsSyy

> "This isn't on the level of selling stuff!" I dunno what's so special about this, I only have a vague awareness that the ×○レベルじゃねーぞ is apparently from Gundam or something...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SaL--WAb0s
At the release date of Playstation 3, surging crowd caused panic in front of a game shop in Yurakucho. TV news show shot a guy who was shouting this line, and he became online legend.

> kawayusu. Another way of saying kawaii. Popularized by Shouko-tan, was it?

Perfect.

> gugurekasu. Fucking google it.

Correct. And offen followed by a description of imaginary ancient Roman thinker called Gugurecus.

Gugurecus
Gugurecus (date of birth and death unknown) was an ancient Roman thinker born in a city near Albania. His father was a bureaucrat of... blah-blah-blah.
http://forums.samurai-archives.com/viewtopic.php?p=33009&sid=698cd3e69a6f1cee9d6d48255cfedcf2

328 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-08 10:16 ID:vblIsSyy

> Noto kawaii yo Noto. I don't think she's all that cute, but it's been used for many other things... nanoha kawaii yo nanoha

No, Noto Mamiko's angelic voice is heavenly cute, seriously. (^^)

> Konmai Quality? Is this a gaming term and does it have something to do with Konami? I don't play games so I dunno. Does it refer to idiotic kid gamers who can't even spell Konami?

Not kid, but Konami themselves made this stupid misspelling in their games. Konmai Quality is used to tell how shitty Konami games are.

> Sekai-kei. A "genre" of anime. I can only think of SaiKano, which I disliked.

It's not only for anime but also all other cultural genres like novel, manga, etc. Usually in storytelling, a hero changes a social structure, and then the society changes the world. However in Sekai-kei, hero changes the world directly without any logical explanation. The most well-known example is Neon Genesis Evangelion. This genre bacame popular after Eva.

329 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-08 10:18 ID:vblIsSyy

> Mikku-miku. Referring to Hatsune Miku and a famous song utilizing Hatsune Miku called "Mikku-miku ni shite yan yo"... but well it plays on the idiom "bokko-boko ni shite yan yo" meaning "I'll beat it up for you."

Perfect.

> Itasha. Cars with decals and other decorations that show off your wonderful otaku taste. However they are painful (itai) to everyone else.

Correct. But itai is not painful in this connection. The nuance is delicate, so I dare not to explain it here. >>325 is also correct.

> Seichi junrei (Holy pilgrimage?) Going to real-life places that were either featured in anime/games or served as an inspiration/base for locations in anime/games.

Correct.

330 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-08 10:18 ID:vblIsSyy

> Zutto ore no turn (It's always my turn!) Wasn't this spawned from that video of an awful episode of Yugioh where Yugi was pwning HAGAAAAAAA three ways from Thursday? He kept attacking him although he had already won the battle. It's used to imply that something is going to keep going on and on and it isn't going away, I guess.

Correct. Often associated with the card Berserker Soul as well as Yugi's line "Draw... Moster card!! Draw... Moster card!! (endlessly)" and the heroine's line "Please stop, Yugi! Haga's life is already ZERO!!"

331 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-01-08 10:26 ID:vblIsSyy

Oh, and about Kawayusu, her nickname is Shokotan, not Shouko-tan.
http://yaplog.jp/strawberry2/

>>324
Exactly.

332 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-02-07 02:45 ID:da3bjPE+

What about 麺?

333 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-03-13 11:55 ID:fTS+gkwn

What, you seen noodles used in an unusual context?

334 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-27 16:37 ID:s78zMqPV

What do "ktkr" and "wktk" mean?
Thanks.

335 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-27 22:16 ID:Heaven

>>334

# "wktk" = Shortened form of waku teku, which is an onomatopoeia for showing anticipation.
# "ktkr" = Another short form for kita kore, which is probably closest to "woot" or something.

I hope this is write.

336 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-27 22:17 ID:Heaven

>>335

*right...

337 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-04-29 08:46 ID:Heaven

And if I'm not mistaken, gdgd is short for "gudaguda" which means tedious, drawn-out or sluggish (something along those lines)

I used to be confused for a while thinking it was "gd gd" (gd being short for "good" in English) and wondering why boring things were being called good...

338 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-05-01 05:09 ID:Heaven

>>337
You're not as bad as me, I assumed "wthk" was "what the heck" and "ktkr" short for "knigkt rider"

339 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-05-03 07:44 ID:Heaven

knigkt rider, lmfao

Thanks for today's chuckle, I admit that's kinda funny even if it might not be true.

340 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-05-07 01:28 ID:QFvPT88i

K guys, I've been wondering for a while but what's "jk"?

Eg: 韓国でエロ規制したら、さらにレイプ率が上がるだろjk
(from itai news)

I know JK sometimes means "joshi kousei" but in this context what is it?

341 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-05-07 07:02 ID:Heaven

常識的に考えて → 常考 → jk

342 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-05-07 08:05 ID:UfDOSN1z

A4のレポート用紙1枚に、毎日射精して精液を染み込ませていた。
まんべんなく全体に精液を塗りこみ、5日目になると少しくしゃくしゃに
なってくる。このスーパーザーメンレポート用紙をくんかくんか嗅ぎながら虹の
ロリレイプ画像をじっと見て、手淫するのがたまらん。まるで自分がこの
女の子みたいに犯されてる気がして興奮する・・・。
 ぶっかけ続けて一ヶ月経つと紙が薄茶色っぽく変色し、匂いが1000倍臭いお札
の匂いみたいになって、ますます異様に興奮した。最後ら辺は毎日その紙を
千切って食べながら手淫に耽った。嗚呼。

343 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-03 02:23 ID:PiEd17f8

For a while now I've been rather curious on the meaning of 石バカ...

344 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-05 00:00 ID:xzeOno5S

It's nothing more than a nickname.

345 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-08 04:35 ID:zszyn2xh

For what?

346 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-08 05:24 ID:Heaven

For an annoying troll-er in 2channel. Maybe his real name is 石原 or something.

347 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-10 19:00 ID:ZIJuok2W

石バカ dont have meaning.and it is maybe his original word.
if it have meaning,it is not general^^

348 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-11 16:05 ID:N+uqtjEB

Can someone explain ゴミムシ to me?

349 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-12 00:31 ID:NLP+K6qH

ゴミ=rubbish,ムシ=insect
can you understand this is the rude word,cant you?

350 名前: Chika : 2008-06-13 23:15 ID:KL5e3fU8

つまらんぷー

351 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-14 10:51 ID:Heaven

妻のシャンプー

352 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-06-18 16:32 ID:Heaven

お前らも最近プー

353 名前: That random Japanese person : 2008-06-25 09:26 ID:V86FEBWz

大日本帝國萬歳!

354 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-07-25 10:45 ID:Ue4DXcdl

1が建てたの4年前かよww

355 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-07-26 15:30 ID:Heaven

そういえば・・・4-chって4年間もずっと生きていたのかよ

信じられない

356 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-08-03 04:27 ID:QFvPT88i

Okay, I gots a question.

「全裸で待機しています」と言うのを良く見かけますけど

なんで全裸ですか?

357 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-08-04 16:57 ID:Heaven

358 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-08-05 14:28 ID:Heaven

Oh I get it! Thanks so much, that was a really informative (and funny link).

I get the impression tacking "全裸で" onto everything is an old gag by now though, and only lives on in "全裸で待機します" because of the uh... delightful image of anime otaku kneeling in seiza position in front of their tv stark naked waiting for their favourite animu to begin

359 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-08-16 07:08 ID:Qo3rSffx

what's an animu?

360 名前: 名無しさん@日本語勉強中 : 2008-08-17 04:20 ID:BAqap8XG

"animu" is an intentional misspelling of "anime".

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