INSTANT REVIEW MOVIE THREAD (499)

1 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/29(Sat)10:54 ID:Heaven

INSTANT REVIEW : Closer

A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.

Natalie Portman still sucks at acting.

401 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-07-22 23:06 ID:Heaven

INSTANT REVIEW: The World's End (2013) 5/5

A brilliant end to Simon Pegg's Cornetto trilogy, with the same great brand of humour and narrative that made Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead classics. Definitely not a disappointment.

A few of the recurring jokes in the series felt a little forced (e.g. the cornetto gag) but not enough to ruin it.

402 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-08-22 19:07 ID:zkS5vjaE

INSTANT REVIEW: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) 4/5

Starts off quirky-strange and gradually turns creepy-strange. Protagonist is oddly endearing, but perhaps that's just me. Worth watching for the twist at the end alone.

403 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-08-22 20:06 ID:KI/b2A/h

INSTANT REVIEW: Silent Hill

Has some tense athmosphere here and there but it is very far from calling itself a horror movie. Sucked massive dick

404 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-08-23 00:14 ID:VgMWTQCT

INSTANT REVIEW: Weekend at Bernie's 2

Stupid fucking movie. Departs from the somewhat realistic scenario of the first one and goes right into the supernatural. They're not even at Bernie's and it may or may not even be a weekend. Very fun to watch with other people.

405 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-08-26 08:46 ID:+ZLV5l4O

<b>INSTANT REVIEW:</b> Intouchables

Pretty OK. Made me laugh some times, I rather enjoyed myself watching it. The only thing that buggs me is the thing they always do in dramas: They tell you how life went on etc. I'd rather see it having the black dude just walk away after waving and the credits rolling in. An open ending.

406 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-08-28 09:49 ID:+ZLV5l4O

INSTANT REVIEW: FFVII: Advent Children

Probably the shittest movie I've watched up to this date. Nothing interesting going on at all. I don't think I was a fan of the game either. The only good part is, you can watch it in Japanese and that's it.

407 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-11-07 06:01 ID:iX+Iq4cn

INSTANT REVIEW: Man Of Tai Chi

Keanu Reeves is Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat: Legend Of The Truman Show.

408 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-11-07 20:22 ID:7YtJXYqq

(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

409 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-11-10 00:58 ID:cJ+r6rTS

これはアメリカのゲームです。1度やってみてください。
これは、たった3分でできるゲームです。試してみてください。
驚く結果をご覧いただけます。
このゲームを考えた本人は、メールを読んでからたった10分で願い事が
かなったそうです。このゲームは、おもしろく、かつ、あっと驚く結果を貴方にもたらすでしょう。
約束してください。絶対に先を読まず、1行ずつ進む事。
たった3分ですから、ためす価値ありです。
まず、ペンと、紙をご用意下さい。
先を読むと、願い事が叶わなくなります。
①まず、1番から、11番まで、縦に数字を書いてください。②1番と2番の横に好きな3~7の数字をそれぞれお書き下さい。
③3番と7番の横に知っている人の名前をお書き下さい。(必ず、興味の
ある性別名前を書く事。男なら女の人、女なら男の人、ゲイなら同姓の名
前をかく)
必ず、1行ずつ進んでください。先を読むと、なにもかもなくなります。
④4,5,6番の横それぞれに、自分の知っている人の名前をお書き下さい。これは、家族の人でも知り合いや、友人、誰でも結構です。
まだ、先を見てはいけませんよ!!
⑤8、9、10、11番の横に、歌のタイトルをお書き下さい。
⑥最後にお願い事をして下さい。さて、ゲームの解説です。
1)このゲームの事を、2番に書いた数字の人に伝えて下さい。
2)3番に書いた人は貴方の愛する人です。3)7番に書いた人は、好きだけれど叶わぬ恋の相手です。
4)4番に書いた人は、貴方がとても大切に思う人です。
5)5番に書いた人は、貴方の事をとても良く理解してくれる相手です。
6)6番に書いた人は、貴方に幸運をもたらしてくれる人です。
7)8番に書いた歌は、3番に書いた人を表す歌。
8)9番に書いた歌は、7番に書いた人を表す歌。9)10番に書いた歌は、貴方の心の中を表す歌。
10)そして、11番に書いた歌は、貴方の人生を表す歌です。
この書き込みを読んでから、1時間以内に10個の掲示板にこの書き込みをコピーして貼って下さい。そうすれば、あなたの願い事は叶うでしょう。もし、貼らなければ、願い事を逆のことが起こるでしょう。とても奇妙ですが当たってませんか?

410 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-11-27 15:35 ID:mCjX+Pod

411 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-07-17 03:38 ID:6rzTAo/H

INSTANT REVIEW: Pompeii

Evil Jack Bauer swordfight!

412 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-09-14 00:43 ID:ybHi8SOG

INSTANT REVIEW: Godzilla 2014

f'in awesome even though the big G has put on a lot of weight

413 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 09:41 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Elysium (2013) (3/5)

Character motivation? Not found. Sci-fi melodrama? 16,653 matches found! It's like District 9, but not as good.

414 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 09:46 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Philomena (2013) (5/5)

Posters make it look like a comedy. It isn't. Basically, exhibit #1,304,222 in the case against the Catholic Church in Ireland fifty years ago. It's really good.

415 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 09:53 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: How I Live Now (2013) (3/5)

A teenage romance meets Mad Max. Sort of. A vapid teenaged POV of the end of the world, which is kind of interesting, because who cares what adults think? They're old and lame. Fuck you mom and dad. Almost worth it.

416 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 09:56 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Dallas Buyers Club (2013) (5/5)

The early history of AIDS is fascinating and you should care about it. Matthew McConaughey thought so much of it, he damn near killed himself through starvation for his role in this film.

417 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 09:59 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Moneyball (2011) (4/5)

You can't buy your way to the baseball playoffs. Oh wait, yes you can. But you can also, math/autism your way into it too. If you don't like sports, don't bother.

418 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 10:15 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) (2/5)

Pretty much like Star Trek III: it advances the plot in important ways, but overall, it sucks.

419 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 10:21 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Terminator: Salvation (2009) (3/5)

Given the track record of the series, better than you'd expect. There sure are a lot of beautiful people with perfect teeth, given society collapsed 15 years ago...

420 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 10:27 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Children Underground (2001) (4/5)

If I commit suicide in the next week, you can go ahead and blame this movie. Jesus Christ...

421 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 10:40 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: The Baader Meinhof Complex (2008) (4/5)

Remember when there were left-wing Palestinian terrorist organizations? Me neither, but this drama about leftist German terrorists is pretty good.

422 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 10:47 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: God Bless America (2011) (4/5)

If you chose to read this thread rather than watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey, you'll probably like this.

423 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 11:08 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) (3/5)

An nice little film adaptation of an off-broadway musical about a tranny before being a tranny became passé and rolleyes. I especially like the part about East German gummy bears.

424 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 11:16 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Munich (2005) (4/5)

Thinking of messing with Israel? Here's why you shouldn't. Mossad don't give a fuck.

425 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-10-19 11:23 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Walk on Water (2004) (4/5)

Mossad continues to not give a fuck. Murders dudes in their 90s for relatively minor war crimes (is there such a thing?). Nice settings/cinematography.

426 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-02 07:23 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Dredd (2012) (2/5)

Better than the '95 version, but mostly it's murder porn. If any movie of late deserved an NC-17 for violence, it's this one. Has it's moments, but these are interrupted by fountains of blood.

427 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-02 07:28 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Nebraska (2013) (5/5)

My only gripe is that it's in black and white. Otherwise, excellent. Watch it!

428 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-02 07:32 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Attack the Block (2011) (3/5)

Would probably be better if I could understand what they're saying. If you like low-class urban English accents, here's the horror-comedy you've been waiting for. Americans: watch with subtitles.

429 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-09 10:17 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) (3/5)

A weak showing by Wes Anderson, but still quite good if you like his work. Ralph Fiennes can do comedy too, turns out.

430 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-15 10:04 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Interstellar (2014) (4/5)

High concepts, beautiful filmmaking, and Matthew McConaughey IN SPACE. It'll get you thinking. Pretty good.

431 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-23 08:56 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Silver Linings Playbook (2012) (3/5)

Has some good performances. De Niro being De Niro is a bit distracting, though. Trigger warning: dance competition.

432 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-23 09:01 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Grey Gardens (1975) (2/5)

Those harpies shouting EDITH! at one another from across their dilapidated mansion will be the only thing you'll hear in your nightmares for weeks. Groundbreaking and often referenced in popular culture, but not worth it.

433 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-11-23 09:22 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Upstream Color (2013) (3/5)

At-times inept dialog and sound mixing balanced out by a mind-blowing concept and a unique visual presentation.

434 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-12-20 09:30 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Lincoln (2012) (3/5)

A fine piece of American propaganda that will only appeal to Americans. Basically a good way to string together clever anecdotes about Lincoln. Foreigners won't even know who that is.

435 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-12-20 09:34 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Looper (2012) (4/5)

This review is nearly three years late, so I'll just go ahead and spoil it: if more than one time traveler tries to kill you kid, you can safely assume your kid is Future Hitler.

436 Name: Couch Potato : 2014-12-20 09:44 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) (3/5)

Dumb as hell, but shot in an interesting way. If the trailer from Grindhouse appealed to you, you'll probably get a kick out of it.

437 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-01-10 10:16 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: The Rover (2014) (3/5)

Another pointless plot that could have been cleared up with this new thing they have called "wroting" or whatever it's called. Gains points mostly for its cool dystopian setting and proving that the male lead from those teenage vampire movies can actually act.

438 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-03-23 20:56 ID:W9n3RelG

Read the entire thread from top to bottom. Good job.

439 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-05-20 14:55 ID:Heaven

>reads tread
> all posts sound the like same cancer
> are the same cancer

440 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-05-24 01:14 ID:Heaven

>>439
I think you're the one who's the cancer here, buddy.

441 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-05-31 10:42 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) (4/5)

This series keeps increasing the action somehow. Given that, I can only assume the next one will cause half of all otherwise healthy adults viewing it to drop dead from heart attacks. JESUS.

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443 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-06-21 11:04 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Shoot 'Em Up (2007) (2.5/5)

I'm left wondering how one trains for skydiving gun battles and why you'd have so many people qualified to do so on staff. The rest of the movie is entirely plausible, of course.

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447 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-09-26 06:47 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Coherence (2013) (3/5)

Every character in this is so insufferable you'll be hoping something bad will happen to them. You won't be disappointed. A nice little low-budget mind-fuck.

448 Name: Couch Potato : 2015-11-25 19:42 ID:26cKov7H

INSTANT REVIEW: The Raid - Redemption (2011) (1.5/5)

Pretty shitty action movie. Has an ok soundtrack though.

449 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-01-03 09:11 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Spectre (2015) (4/5)

It's like they have a checklist of types of fights to have in the movie: fist, gun, knife, etc. That got mixed up with their list of cool vehicles to include somehow. You won't be bored.

450 Name: 705 : 2016-01-03 17:10 ID:lA5fB7QH

Twitter sighing and video of Tom in a restaurant, didn't see EO but then again maybe Tom got her a bigger purse to hide behind for Christmas.

451 Name: 705 : 2016-01-03 17:11 ID:lA5fB7QH

Oh sorry I posted that in the wrong thread.. Oops.

452 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-01-25 00:57 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: The Hateful Eight (2015) (4/5)

It's like The Mousetrap but with foul language and violence. Not sure why this had to be on 70mm film, since most of it takes place indoors (if you can call it indoors), but whatever.

453 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-02-27 05:14 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: The Big Short (2015) (5/5)

Everyone in Hollywood and Anthony Bourdain explain the 2008 banking crisis with a healthy spoonful of gallows humor. Financial thriller/comedy is a genre that needs expansion.

454 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-02-27 05:21 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Deadpool (2016) (3/5)

Not a fan of superhero stuff, but he's not much of a hero. Probably even funnier if you understand the comic book references. I had a good time.

455 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-02-27 07:11 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Hail, Caesar! (2016) (4/5)

If you've seen any movie from the 1950s, you'll understand. It's light on plot, but heavy on choreography. Like every movie from the 1950s, come to think of it.

456 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-03-25 06:12 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Batman vs. Superman (2016) (2/5)

I was contractually obligated to see this movie. Every character in this movie was contractually obligated to be there too. Ben Affleck's chin stars and written by some ten year-old, I'm guessing.

457 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-04-24 18:47 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Everest (2015) (2/5)

The story is basically everyone dies, one guy lives. It could have been fleshed out with some mountain climbing action, but it isn't.

458 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-15 15:57 ID:P55Uxe4t

INSTANT REVIEW: Warcraft (2016) (4/5)

A video game movie with pacing issues, giving much focus to characters of little to no importance. Looks pretty. Sounds pretty. Does not require knowledge of the video game before watching.

459 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-06-20 01:18 ID:lrAyR5FF

INSTANT REVIEW: Videodrome (1982) (4/5)

Deeply unsettling. The owner of a sleazy television station intercepts an extremely violent television broadcast from a satellite and finds himself involved in something much stranger than he bargained for. Existenz was a poor copy of this. Graphic sex, violence, sexual violence. Extremely unreliable narrator.

460 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-07-31 07:14 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Star Trek Beyond (2016) (3/5)

Fast & Furious In Space was too outlandish even for those guys, so instead they made this. It works. Maybe the odd-numbered ones will be the good ones this time around.

461 Name: Sosorry : 2016-08-20 02:39 ID:eJagjsHk

Tom just tweeted about vulnerable children in Africa. Admirable. I think he's trying to reclaim his prior image as a humanitarian/thespian. Let's light a candle that he can phase shift away from the relationship spectacle tabloid stories.

Tom Hiddleston Verified account 
‏@twhiddleston
This is very frightening. Child soldier "nightmare" could be imminent in South Sudan - UNICEF: http://tmsnrt.rs/2bBY0u1 @UNICEF_uk
5:19 PM - 19 Aug 2016

462 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-08-24 03:31 ID:iKrVJJmd

INSTANT REVIEW: The X-Files (Fight the Future) (1998) (5/5)

Plays out like an extended episode of The X-Files. If you like the X-Files, you'll love the movie too. If you've never seen it before, probably not the best introduction. Scully is cute as hell too. Lots of tundras. The return of the Black Oil.

463 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-08-31 05:14 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Don't Breathe (2015) (1/5)

It isn't scary enough to cover up the thin plot. The twist isn't enough to cover up the shallow characters. However, it does get this year's award for least-realistic HVAC system in cinema, which is good for a laugh.

464 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-08-31 05:16 ID:tNhvuykf

Supposed to be (2016). That's one more swipe at this: it felt like this was would have been ground-breaking in the distant past.

465 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-09-04 01:27 ID:xjcHQwQt

[b]INSTANT REVIEW:[/b] The China Syndrome (1979) (4/5)

It's very exciting. Pro-nuclear power types might feel uneasy for obvious reasons, but the movie doesn't feel too hysterical in dealing with the subject matter and remains tense to the very end. I want to gush about the ending because I really liked it: particularly the bit in the control room - but instead I'll just SCRAM the review here to keep it short.

466 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-09-04 17:03 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: The Nice Guys (2016) (3/5)

One of the best buddy cop pictures in a long time with a great setting. Unfortunately, if you've seen the trailer, you've seen all the best parts. If you haven't, you're in luck!

467 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-09-16 04:25 ID:WK/eU9J4

INSTANT REVIEW: Limits Of Control (2009) (3/5)

Beautiful cinematography is the real highlight of a film that is slow with an insubstantial story.

468 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-09-22 17:40 ID:5h2qMXsR

INSTANT REVIEW: The Giver

Basically Brave New World with film tropes from Logan's Run to Pleasantville. Secret appearance by Taylor Swift!

469 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-10-16 03:15 ID:Heaven

INSTANT REVIEW: Citizen X (1995) (3/5)

It's a serial killer investigation with light gore set in the Soviet Union. I'm sold on that specific combination, but it's not actually very good. You can safely skip it despite the artificially high score.

470 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-11-19 15:44 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Doctor Strange (2016) (4/5)

It's like Iron Man with magic. Well, more magic, I guess. Not a fan of comic book stuff, but I had a good time.

471 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-12-03 09:42 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Arrival (2016) (4/5)

It's nice to see some genuinely interesting sci-fi, but there's a whole subplot I just don't understand. Like, ethically. I enjoyed the ride anyway.

472 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-12-16 07:13 ID:tNhvuykf

INSTANT REVIEW: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) (4/5)

Not a rehash, which is nice. Stunning visuals. It's really too bad George Lucas didn't sell out sooner. Destroy your copies of the prequels to increase the chances that they'll become apocryphal in the distant future.

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474 Name: Couch Potato : 2016-12-16 11:17 ID:tNhvuykf

apocryphal isn't the word I'm thinking of. A myth?

475 Name: gill : 2017-01-13 10:05 ID:4Oy8ja09

476 Name: Couch Potato : 2017-03-10 22:16 ID:pQYGiisb

INSTANT REVIEW: Logan (2017) (3/5)

Patrick Stewart brings his A-game to a B-movie. Probably the best Wolverine movie, but that's not exactly praise.

477 Name: Couch Potato : 2017-07-22 19:43 ID:pQYGiisb

INSTANT REVIEW: Dunkirk (2017) (2/5)

There was a man outside the theater playing guitar and not singing, but instead just screaming. That's an interesting artistic choice, but not a good one. Pretty much sums up this movie for me.

478 Name: Couch Potato : 2018-05-25 11:24 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) (3/5)

No Rogue One, but it's still fun. Sassy bot is underplayed, if you were wondering. Also, may be the first Star Wars movie to make a convincing case for the empire being truly evil, which is coming awfully late for this series.

479 Name: Couch Potato : 2018-06-01 15:19 ID:clQNZ48E

INSTANT REVIEW:A Fine, Windy Day (1980)
is a 1980 South Korean film written and directed by Lee Jang-ho.

I always knew that basically South Korea is just a rich Uzbekistan. They don't have ANY kind of culture. The level of poverty is shocking, and unless you're a lawyer or a media tycoon, your life in this country would be pure hell. fuck korea

480 Name: Couch Potato : 2018-10-06 05:48 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Venom (2018) (2.5/5)
I just re-watched X-Men: Apocalypse and I bet I couldn't tell you anything about the plot. It'll be the same with this one. Fun in quotation marks full stop

481 Name: Couch Potato : 2018-12-07 23:23 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Cop Car (2015) (3/5)

Kevin Bacon should play a villain more often. He does creepy and unhinged really well. Totally worth included-with-purchase of whatever streaming service this was on.

482 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-09-28 23:43 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019) (3/5)

If you're sick and tired of those goddamned hippies, this is the movie for you! Hippie abuse abounds.

483 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-10-06 02:48 ID:PnPyLdaW

INSTANT REVIEW: Ad Astra (2019) (2/5)
Brad Pitt talks about his feelings. And I do mean he talks about them, because he doesn't act them.

484 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-10-16 01:45 ID:rWKohdDP

INSTANT REVIEW: Climax (2018) (2/5)
Shit gets fucked, no one learns anything. The soundtrack is cool, though.

485 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-10-23 14:40 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Joker (2019) (1/5)

Joaquin Phoenix is amazing, but that was previously established. The movie is dreary and uncomfortable with bits of dumb comic book lore pasted over it to make it all that much worse.

486 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-11-05 15:55 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019) (2/5)

Jay and Silent Bob never got their much-deserved sequel in outer space, so we have to suffer through this instead. There are a few jokes, but not enough to make this good.

487 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-12-22 00:20 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker (2019) (2/5)

You won't be bored at all. If you don't ask any questions at all, you'll have a good time. If you ask even one question, it's a mess. A complete mess.

488 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-12-22 04:53 ID:46ksnav6

>>487
Is there sound in space?

489 Name: Couch Potato : 2019-12-23 00:02 ID:WK4W159s

>>488
Tons. As always. A lot of spaceship battles take place in atmosphere in this one though, so that might be the ONE thing about this movie that makes sense! I found one! I found one!

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491 Name: Couch Potato : 2020-01-18 22:21 ID:gfuXoN91

INSTANT REVIEW: 1917 (2019) (3/5)
Scenic tour of the western front

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493 Name: Couch Potato : 2020-07-21 12:25 ID:fTWNzfwr

INSTANT REVIEW: Dead Within (2014) (2/5)

An extremely low-rent zombie apocalypse piece that mostly takes place in the formerly fashionable summer home of former yuppies. Now they're just crazed survivors like all who remain living. The best bits of this movie involve the poor selection of food/drink available to them six months later.

494 Name: Couch Potato : 2020-07-21 12:34 ID:fTWNzfwr

INSTANT REVIEW: The Water Diviner (2015) (3/5)

Russell Crowe's character goes looking for his dead sons in Gallipoli in 1919 using his divining powers, because that's real. He and his dead kids keep getting in the way of the real hero of the story: a grizzled Turkish officer who has a lot to say about those filthy Aussies invading his country.

495 Name: Couch Potato : 2020-07-27 23:15 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Pulgasari (2/5)

The North Korean answer to Godzilla. A lot of things got hurt by this project: actors, livestock, and the kaiju genre to name a few. Appears to star the Korean People's Army for some epic medieval battle scenes. Not against the monster, though. He's hardly in it.

496 Name: Couch Potato : 2020-09-12 16:05 ID:WK4W159s

INSTANT REVIEW: Nemesis (1992) (2.5/5)

It's about some good cyborgs battling evil cyborgs in the near future. Everyone is a heavily armored robot, so they take a lot of hits to go down. Their battles are completely ridiculous and involve aircraft cannons eventually. It's not good, but it's not boring.

497 Name: Couch Potato : 2020-12-31 00:12 ID:Heaven

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