Been awake 15 minutes and already watched a woman get stabbed to death #lolinternet
>>201
#JustLondonThings
My brain is cooked.
I was thinking about title case and how different style guides recommend different things... I agree with the modern ones that say to capitalise every word in a title, it looks neater. The old accepted way to only capitalise the important words, and not like “the” “and” etc. looks old-fashioned and ugly!
if i could create a font every letter would be the exact height pf one another and caps would only double the size. i find that would be the most attractive typing style
>>205 That seems logical but would look off and a bit ugly in practice, because of letters that have curved tops and bottoms compared to one with flat or pointy tops. If you'd like to try though, there's this web sight that lets you easily create your own font: https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ When I used it it was called MyScriptFont.com, it seems to have more features now. I couldn't tell you what it's like to use now but when I did it you printed off a sheet of paper that had a grid with spaces for each glyph, then you scan it back in and it makes a ttf font of it.
People often compliment me on my nice handwriting when I write gift cards for people or whatever, so I made a font of that. I copied it from my fairy godmother, from the way she'd write my birthday cards or signs in her shop
This post is better than the one I was going to make just now. Thank
>>209 You could become the next Eric Gill! Get a dog ;)
Someone help me find that 1 2 3 4 5 COCKS BLASTIN IN YO ASS song please
>>204
I don't know what “modern ones” you’re looking at, but the few times I’ve ever seen it, it reads exactly like a Jaden Smith tweet (halting and unintelligent).
Really, if you’d like to appear ahead of the curve, you’d forgo titlecase in general. Many publications already do.
who-needs-letter-case-anyway?
it's-obsolete
looks like you also don't need a space bar
Who20%needs20%space20%bars20%anyways
>>216 Yesss thank you! It was Gay Nigga Hours 2 I was looking for but both are great!
real nigga hours arent til ten hours from now though
The songbirds are losing their shit in my neighborhood
>>219
its like they say when you get songbirds make a giant omelette
Someone's losing their shit in /general/
oh wow
>>222
I lol'd
Was it the internet or 24/7 cable news that desensitized people this much?
>>225
'people' are desensitized until the first missile flies outside their screen and over their head
はい、できました！
1.5 years in the US and I have yet to find anyone who is actually really fun. Also 1.5 years without a single hug.
Heres my blog:
black penis
china: han characters are sacred incantations and if you fuck up even one stroke or pronounce it with the wrong tone you will summon a demon and it will kill you
japan: han characters are calvinball licensed under WTFPL
got fresh methi (fenugreek) today by working my social network, life is good
ghee tastes better than butter, i'm not kidding
vc: cow
according to my special source, there's a mysterious silver haired girl from an oriental land of fantasy who volunteered to fight in ukraine. they say you'll know her by her green clothes and her twin swords, with which she claims there's "not much she can't cut". apparently they're calling her the "half-ghost of kyiv".
celebrity deathmatch
but actual celebrities actually fighting to the death
What we have we come to when professional journalists start a sentence with "And"?
A little dose of sambuca turned out to be exactly what I needed from this "Starlight" Coke, pretty disappointing flavor otherwise.
technourch
My friend was talking about starlight, and I also listened to the Michael Jackson “Starlight” Thriller demo
You fucking idiot.
I just sitting here but I like to fucking idiot when I can :)
niggaborean warlord rapemurder spectacular
Next generation goatse
geopolitical goatsee
Shit coming out of the goatse onto your pudding
I wonder how that person who was being an internet tough guy about current events on a literal pokemon forum is doing in real life now
showed jaakko to my younger brother and he didn't get it
Anyone else have a neurosis over decaying eyesight?
>>204
If I see you capitalizing "and", "the", or "of" in titles then I will stab you. A dead body starts to stink one hour after death, maybe quicker on a hot day.
I want to rip all of the skin off of Putin's face.
A flayed man has no skin.
>#lolinternet
>#loli
Some days ago in March 2022 I dreamt that I had sex with a loli, by force. We were outdoors and she was topless, I got her on the ground and pulled her panties off. Next thing that happened was vaginal intercourse. I think her mom and sister walked by, but they didn't care. I didn't know the girl I was fucking.
>>249
I did, but my whole body is doing that now, so not so much anymore.
dad's off to the hospital
>>249
Yes. It (diplopia in certain fields of gaze) was pretty much destroying my ability to play the one video game where I was at a fairly advanced skill level.
Fortunately, it seems I can fix it by writing my own glasses prescriptions. (My optometrist is not to blame, seeing as I wouldn't want a contrarian doctor--I'm the owner of my health, it is up to me to be the contrarian. But the methods he uses are both completely conventional and what led to the problem). Unfortunately, it has taken years, years where I have fallen behind the curve (innovator's curse, out of practice, no prospect of pay).
>>254
I dislike most loli doujins because they feature things like vaginal penetration at ages that seem quite unrealistic.
in retrospect, loli really did haet pizza
>>251
It was a guy on an actual pokemon forum who would go just to go analyze current events
The horseshoe theory only works on a surface level for general politics, as the extremes of both tend to be eccentric and pre-occupied with a wing of politics that's largely irrelevant to most but the details and topics they fixate on are different.
But for gender politics, it's %100 true, I sometimes wonder why incels and femcels dont just become political lesbians (or homosexuals I guess)
I love that loli that haets aisu miruku you see everywhere
That particular sheen of plastic associated with plastic dog turds
Everybody loves me.
>>261
Well duh, because that's gay, and they're too unhappy to be gay!
(In all seriousness, the ones I've seen eventually adopt other labels, some quite political, should they gain slightly more maturity but ultimately fail to work through their issues. As for the sort of WalMart-at-3AM leper-tier hideous guys the term was originally intended to show compassion to, I wish they were not given such ill will just because of sexually frustrated Internet jerks.)
it would be fun to run some kind of matchmaking service for incel/femcel sites, mostly to see if it would actually result in any meaningful relationships
you could maybe even make a netflix series out of it www
sorry if this sounds silly
>>266
I'd watch it
>>266
Queen Energy Meets Chad Mindset
>>261
i think some femcels consider themselves "lesbians" already, but incels can't easily declared themselves to be homosexual because a significant portion of "incel ideology" is rooted in homophobia.
Unfortunately, I lack the gift of being able to say Metal Gear villain stuff day in and day out. It would be a social media sensation and quite possibly make the world a more miserable place when people take it serious.
>>271
i apologize for my stupidity. i am currently thinking about l'amour toujours by gigi d'agostino
i wanna have hapa kids with a japanese wife and have a boy named 𪚥之輔(りゅうのすけ） and a girl named 茄子々(なすこ）, in honor of DQN
the mark of the beast isn't the vaccine you dipshits it's your social security number, you already have it nigga
deal with this at your leisure
>>>273
I'm browsing on my Android phone and all three kanji in Ryuunosuke show up as empty boxes. Must be quite the DQName.
Now that I'm not browsing on Android, Android's pretty DQN for not being able to display 之
I could really go for a lobotomy right now.
I wonder who's that faggot that approves western futa on male trash on danbooru. I hope he cut his dick off already.
Plastikman...
I don't think I've ever wished for the brutal execution of /pol/ types as much as I do now. Something about a massive conflict happening right at my country's borders has really made me reconsider my priorities.
>>281
I know it happened too during like Syria for example but I find it really weird that people are so desensitized that they're making meme maps of real people walking into a meat grinder
DQN needs more foot soldiers for the war against Pissu.
I sort of wanted to get into electronic music but after reading how so much of it based off of live performances and how electronic is deeply social in its construction, intention and audience etc. I think I'll just stick with my alternative and indie cds
>>284 Electronic music is a big umbrella for lots of kinds of music and not all of it fits that desription
>>285
Okay fair but (minimal) Techno definitely does and that was what intrigued me
>>286
Clicks & cuts are minimal techno's antisocial cousin.
What's the difference between “getting into” a music genre and just finding different songs you like?
>>288
the main thing that comes to mind is the level of pretension
I'm seriously pissed off.
>>288
For most genres it usually just means listening to important/popular albums and learning some of the history around it but for Techno aside from attending live performances there are so many significant EPs and LPs that have changed so much there's almost a chronological order.
>>273
Moonrunes, but more read-able:
𪚥之輔(りゅうのすけ）
茄子々(なすこ）
->
𪚥 Nosuke
Eggplants (eggplant)
--https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=%F0%AA%9A%A5%E4%B9%8B%E8%BC%94(%E3%82%8A%E3%82%85%E3%81%86%E3%81%AE%E3%81%99%E3%81%91%EF%BC%89%0A%E8%8C%84%E5%AD%90%E3%80%85(%E3%81%AA%E3%81%99%E3%81%93%EF%BC%89&op=translate
>>290
I am not as pissed off now.