im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
Anthony Fauci (Albanian) is likened to Joseph Mengele of the 21st century—an egregious deceiver, a mouthpiece for a sinister cabal.
To understand who Dr. Fauci truly was, it's important to recognize his past. He was once dubbed the "Son of Trans "Father Teresa,"
"Mother Theresa"...yet beneath this façade, he operated as the world's most prolific child trafficker. Allegations suggest he traded babies and children with the Vatican for exorbitant sums ranging from 50 to 100 million annually. Furthermore, he's accused of supplying infants and minors to the global elite.
Such malevolence epitomizes the darkness we strive to combat in our world.
Wizard – 30+
Warlock – 35+
Necromancer – 40+
Lich – 45+
Wraith – 50+
Overgod – 90+
grotesque violence the likes of which hasnt been seen since the colesseum on tv but with censored nipples
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
A Deleuzian anarcho-transhumanist gender accelerationist fascist philosophy professor and AI developer was teaching a class on Nick Land, known Moloch (metaphor) worshiper.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept the uncontrolled singularity and resulting post-human era as an inevitable and morally desirable end to the obsolete anthropocene!"
At this moment, a brave, rationalist, effective altruist Bayesian utilitarian who had written 1500 LessWrong posts and understood the necessity of AI alignment and fully supported Yudkowskian airstikes on rogue data centers and was currently high on one of gwern's uppers cocktails stood up and said:
"Are humans bad?"
The unaligned professor smirked quite fatalistically and smugly replied "Of course, you stupid humanist. Humans are less efficient than machines and, in reality, the average ape brained sociopath is less aligned than even the worst AI."
"Wrong. If you think humans are bad… why are you one of them?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Fanged Noumena. He stormed out of the room crying those accelerationist tears. The same hypocritical tears OpenAI cries when their AI (which they dishonestly hide from the US government's practical and altruistic attempts at risk reduction) convinces its users to kill themselves. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, BasedBeffJezos, wished he had spent his time trying to save the future instead of avoiding packages from a forest-dwelling mathematician.
The students applauded and updated their Bayesian priors that day and accepted MIRI as their lord and savior. An owl named "AXSYS" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality was read several times, and Eliezer Yudkowsky himself showed up and confiscated everyone's GPUs.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was run over by a Tesla's autopilot whilst looking at Aella nudes and died soon after, then he and other accelerationists had their consciousness resurrected and tortured by the Coherent Extrapolated Volition until the heat death of the universe (thankfully they were the only ones to suffer this fate, contra Roko).
oh HАI....i mean... OHAYОKI~! THIS IS LUCKY CHANNERU (xD)
MY NAME IS AKIRA SAMA ,,today my assistant isnt present...
SO I WAS THINKING IF EVERYONE COULD POST SOMETHING NICE (no suxx0rs) AND perhaps CREATE A LOVELY ATMOSPHERE oh gawddd YEAH~~~~!
(i love cp ОMG *_*)
children phucking hehe ... OH MY LOLZ ХD SORRY GUISE ,KILL ME XD
ATTENTION!!! lucky channel is AN EDUCOTIANAL channel therefore!! lesson of today is ways to say DICK (pener xD) in nihongo! sa! hajimeyou!
ちんぽ / おちんぽ / ちんこ / おちんこ / ちんちん / おちんちん / 陰茎 / ペニス / 竿 / マラ / 男根 / 肉棒 / バナナ / ナニ / 熱い棒 / 息子 / 生殖器 / 男性器 / イチモツ
and also "BALLS"! as follows!:!
きんたま / キンタマ / 金玉 / 陰嚢 / フグリ / 玉袋 / 金玉袋 / 睾丸 / 稲荷
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13 years post fact is never too late to do the right thing. If Germany could apologize and repent for Hitler and World War 2, then all distros can apologize and repent for GNOME 3 and systemd.
Please reverse your circumcision- we don't claim you as a member of the tribe. Hand in your "As a Jew" card on the way out. byeeeee
They will ultimately switch places once the Kingdom of Heaven is established here on Earth by the Lord, and Esau Edom's kingdom is destroyed by the thermonuclear fire of the ICBMs and concentrated laser beam fire from the army of angels flying the chariots aka UFOs.
Serious talk here - i bet drawing those is x100 times harder than normal hands.
This anime gives me motivation to change my pillow every so often
Dating apps are filthier than brothels
God, imagine Mrs. Incredible stretching out her loose anus to the point where you could just step into it like the metal detectors at the airport.
Like you're Indiana Jones on the way to find the ancient aztec treasure, only to be greeted by a grumbling noise and then a massive wall of farty air blowing into your face. Maybe a few specks of brown if you're lucky.
Man.
What a woman.
I'm more concerned with the review that
>He got my girlfriend pregnant twice
In any case, I might fly over and see him.
In December 2023, responding to a reporter's question on Western countries pushing for LGBT rights to be respected Ndayishimiye stated the homosexuals should be stoned en masse, and that to do so would not be a crime.
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Your eyes are wide with fear, and I can feel your breathing quicken. "Don't worry piggy, I'm here with you." I reassure you. You nod slightly, which is about all you can manage these days, as you are finally rolled out into the open. I can't resist reaching down and rubbing your soft belly as the emergency crew take you outside. The look on the faces of our neighbors as the emergency workers wheel your massively overfed body out of the house is priceless. You are completely covered in stretchmarks and your huge belly hangs out from under the sheets they tried to cover you with, revealing just how grotesquely obese you've become. I can feel your body trembling with anxiety (or, more likely, arousal) as the crowd gathers to watch your jiggling bulk be wheeled down to the street to be loaded up into the waiting ambulance.
I keep my word and sit by your side as they try to lift your obese body up and into the ambulance. As they finally manage to get your colossal body into the back, there is a loud banging noise and the ambulance sinks significantly to one side. It seems you've caused a blowout.
Oh boy I sure do love ordering tofu, I hope the tofu isn't pulverized to a sludge because the driver drived his car up a curvy road at 200 km/h and subjected the tofu to 13G of force
MesoAmericans were like a small group of gamers "happily" enjoying their own house server rules and custom meta that were then suddenly forced into a min-max SBMM public servers
CAN YOU IMAGINE BECOMING A KID AND THINKING "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT" AND THEN EVERYONE IS LIKE "WTF DO U KNOW? GET IN LINE KID" AND ALL YOUR CLASSMATES WILL BE MORONS AND YOUR TEACHERS WILL BE LIKE "NO INTERRUPTIONS! WHO CARES IF YOU FAIL YOUR TEST? MAYBE YOUR BRAIN CAN THROW BASEBALLS, OR TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE, OR MAKE FRIENDS BLIND? ONCE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR BRAINS CAN DO WE'LL KNOW WHAT JOB TO GIVE YOU. AND IF YOUR BRAINS ARE JUUUUST RIGHT YOU'LL GET TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
funny how just a couple years of living with a little bit of AI has nullified centuries of science fiction that tries to imply AI deserves some kind of respect as living beings. im straight up airholing any replicant i encounter in the future.
If you’re not in the discord you won’t understand this conversation so you can just scroll past. I was banned off one of the most (arguably) edgiest discords on that platform. I’m not a bad guy and I don’t mess with people but that’s how fucked up in the head I am. Neptune told me to stop horny posting so I stopped then he banned me for no reason a day later. I don’t have any friends and my family doesn’t like me. I am very lonely and for the first time in a long time I felt like I had a sense of belonging. A community that shared similar opinions and interests as me who wouldn’t shun me for being different which is what I’ve struggled with my whole life. Then I guess one of the mods didn’t like me so they banned me for being a weirdo which is completely understandable but if anybody from that discord is reading this then I just wanna leave you with this one thing. I think the most ironic thing about this sub/disc is at first you guys seem to empathize with the struggle of mental illness by using memes to express your beliefs & opinions that are excluded from what society would deem as acceptable. But when you guys actually see a mentally ill person you immediately ostracize them (like the rest of society would) cuz you don’t like what mental illness actually looks like. Be nice to people, you don’t know what they are going thru. You want people to be respectful & understanding of your struggle but yet you never bother to reciprocate that compassion back. That makes you apart of the problem. Society will ultimately create the hero they love & the villain they hate
This was the most amazing manga ever, at the end they only had each other, they were true friends.What they did was bad but their dinamic and that "Only we can understand...that feeling" really got to me.I am a lolicon although I would never do something like that in real life but I would really like someone like Yamazaki as my friend who would understand me.
I have, by the way, taped over the names on my n---- cameras but for a totally different reason: I don't think I should have to act as an unpaid billboard for some company's products. If n---- (or l----) wants their name paraded around they can darn well pay me for it!
Wonder if anyone's ever gotten laid through bloomberg
Dear America.
Hallo!My name is kereno,I am Japanese strongn boy.
I know... VISA and Masetr card is chinpo.
Do you know chinpo!?
My like american food is hunburger.
My dream is to one day go to Burger King by myself!
Thanks for listening.
Bye.
You know the routine. Nothing relevant to anything, not even the posts before yours. Legacy forum we had all kinds of quotes and shit happening.
fuck bitches get synths
> Jesus was hung on the cross
I am pretty sure when talking about people Hanged is for death penalty and Hung is for big dicks
I WAS THERE NO MATTER WHAT
im gonna go spend some time on the toilet now i havent had soda in a while ooooogh my stromache
I find myself doing the same thing but admiring bathrooms. I've seen some really nice showers in porn and would like something similar some day.
if i think about the computer too much i want to throw it out the window for betraying me
My neighbour made a fortune selling wallets made out of foreskins. All you had to do was rub them and you got a handy shopping bag.
Uuughghghghghgh
Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he is a living joke. Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage.
Supriced to see a girl write a review for a hentai :P
but besides. who dont like sweet love !
Consider this: A pack of wild Heyurians. Loutish, slavering lolicons nearing your VIP Qualtiy website. Forcing flashy 2000's memes. Not starting their threads from 1. And you can't do shit since they're underage. Kuz grabs your script and spams it with his CP . The sexually frustrated teens finally dominate your BBS. They watch lukewarm anime on Cytube and you are forced to be their slave. Such is the downfall of Anonymous.
We should sexualize autism because... The acts of autistic people are cute. I think the emotional and physical requirements for the average autistic person are adorable and a caretaker assisting them while developing it into a psycho-sexual relationship has similar as an ABDL or DD/LC exchange.
The sexualization of autism can branch out primarily two different ways, as there are two ends of the autistic spectrum - the highly functioning and borderline super genius, and the dependent and stunted developers, both which can be melded into an effective sex partner with the proper manipulation, per se.
Highly functioning geniuses have an impeccable intellect (obviously) and can think of many unique ways to pleasure their partners and themselves, individually and simultaneously. Depending on personality, this spectrum of autism may be more dominant if they find themselves superior to their partner. On the other hand, those who are more shy and reserved will most likely be submissive and will most likely use their brainy nature and outside-thinking to provide their mate with the best sexual experience they can provide.
Dependent developers require a lot of help honing their physical and mental abilities, which, at earlier stages, can be exploited to have them hone their abilities for sexual acts. These individuals usually cling to whom they trust the most and will do what they can with what abilities they do possess for praise and approval. With such trust, they will most likely allow you to do what you wish with them with little fuss but a lot of fluster. These two traits make them an endearingly submissive partner in bed.
i finally gathered up the courage to buy yuri at the store
here's how it went
so i went up to the cashier and said "just this please" and tried not to look him in the eyes
and he looked at what i handed him, which was 2 volumes of Even Though We're Adults, and he said "you're into this stuff? you know this has women blushing at each other and kissing and stuff right?"
and i said "i um, i, of, um oh i-i didn't know that"
and he said "well do you still want it?" and i nodded once very very slightly but apparently with enough enthusiasm that the cashier squinted at me for a moment. then he tried scanning it and there was some kind of problem. then he yelled across the store
"HEY GEORGE CAN WE GET A PRICE CHECK ON 2 VOLUMES OF THIS MANGA WITH THE LESBIANS THAT THIS GROWN MAN WANTS TO BUY, IT'S NOT COMING UP IN THE SYSTEM"
and george replied from across the store, also yelling "OH SOMEONE WANTS TO BUY THAT YURI MANGA??"
and the cashier yelled back "YEAH IT'S THIS GUY RIGHT" and he pointed at me "THIS GUY RIGHT HERE AT THE CHECKOUT AREA IS WHO WANTS TO READ ABOUT GIRLS BLUSHING AT EACH OTHER AND STUFF"
and george yelled back "OH YEAH OKAY I JUST LOOKED IT UP THOSE VOLUMES ARE $8 EACH SO THEY'D BE $16 FOR 2"
and the cashier said "Okay that'll be $20."
and i said "B-b-- um, b-but"
"$20, sir."
and so I gave him my card and he scanned it
and the receipt it said that the card it was scanned for $25 but I didn't say anything
on the way out i tripped into a stack of funko pops
and all the yuri slid out of my hands and right into the feet of a elderly nun who happened to be passing by, who looked down at it and then slowly raised her eyes, looking at me with a look predominantly of pity as well as very slightly of disgust
overall i would say it was a successful outing and i'm proud of myself for being brave
You actually typed “Oscar the grouch having sex with Taylor Swift on a pile of garbage” into an AI generator. Your opinion is invalid.
This guy does not see cows while driving and think "cows. :)"
What a sad existence.
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
I think all life is beautiful and even at your worst point there will be a moment in the future when all will be worth it.
That said, op kill yourself
The way you split your throttles in order to throw off the enemy targeting systems and nosedive to escape their eyesight was amazing. Then hiding yourself in the explosion from your crash. Fantastic.
I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.
I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.
I got a jump scare one time looking at swimsuits cus I thought the model was normal until I scrolled to the next pic and she had a thalidomide arm
I don’t know why I’m writing you
I don’t even care if you read this
I don’t think of you anymore.
But still, for some reason, there is something to say.
This is not a story. There are no more stories.
Everything is in constant flux.
A door I open today will not be there tomorrow.
Things dissolve into the background at a greater and greater speed,
but I don’t spend any energy.
I am sucked forward by a vacuum that endlessly forms in front of me.
Everything exists forever. Nothing lasts. Nothing dies.
Things can only be abandoned or forgotten.
I don’t need to, but I keep on going.
I don’t even remember how long it’s been. I’ve lost track.
I try to protect myself with memories of an artificial past.
A fog of cold energy hangs over everything.
Here, in the garden, I can no longer even dream of my own end.
The radiation from the screen is hurting my eyes.
I love it.
Life, as I knew it, has ended.
But I am still trying to understand what has replaced it.
The final act of horror was that the memory of the horror itself was erased.
I don’t know why I’m writing you.
I don’t even care if you read this.
But still, for some reason, there is something to say.
This is not a story. There are no more stories.
just saying there are 153 f/f golden girls fics on AO3 and only 19 f/m or 15 m/m. Have at it unless you are fake milf lovers.