Let's revive the Channel4 BBS!
C'mon guys!
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Why do Heyurizens not realise that they're the textboard world's pubic lice? Shoo! Away!
>>26
I exaggerated with "super populated" but 4-ch is still TOO dead... sometimes
A slightly faster pace would be way more interesting. I don't like returning months or years laters to get 10 replies to a thread (that isn't in /dqn/). A balance between speeds would be nice. Too fast and it obviously turns bad, too slow and I can only really check in every 2-3 months or so.
I also specified "still good" because it probably wouldn't stay good if the user base was bigger, i'd imagine.
4chan is the wroste trash in the world
>Why do Heyurizens not realise that they're the textboard world's pubic lice?
We are moe lice and we spread moe on internets (^▽^)/
If we make tiktoks about this hidden gem site, newGODs will flock here and channel4 will become the greatest social media site ever
We need FSB funding to realise this vision
it's really not nice :(
kill thyself
death is a union with god do it
can I tell you to suck my peepee instead?
I will be willing to answer your questions.
What do you think about Russia?
Hi ssz! Do you have any questions for me?
十年ＲＯＭってろ
age
I want to talk about shit and this rancid shithole of a site is dead as hell. Any recommendations desu?
>>2 was right, maybe this site just isn't for you. Did you actually start a thread? Was it interesting? Maybe it's not that the site's dead, you're just boring? Maybe, I don't know without knowing what you wanted to talk about.
>Nah. My life actually means something
Well, you DID start this thread, so that's dubious...
stop your internet addiction, anon.
just when you find yourself lost and not knowing what to consume next; get up and go take a walk in the woods.
the internet is no longer a forest for you to discover, its a factory.
There are no real people online anymore. They are all just bots now.
>More schizophrenia and no answers
You guys really have 0 braincells
>11
>desu
You're mentally disabled, I'm not a faggot
Let's suppose for a moment that you're genuinely asking and are really just an idiot, rather than a troll (likely) or a spamslave looking for more boards to spam on (possible). What sort of response were you honestly expecting? If you strain your (clearly limited) mental faculties hard enough, you might come to the realization that:
1) If we knew of any better board to be posting on, we'd be posting there, instead of on this "rancid shithole" (your words.)
If you think even harder, you might even manage to realize that:
2) Even if such a board did exist, you've been copping a dickheaded attitude this entire thread, including in the first post before anyone could have said anything to antagonize you, so no sensible person would invite you anywhere decent anyway.
>You're mentally disabled, I'm not a faggot
How to say "I'm a closet homosexual" without saying it while insulting to deflect.
Post useless factoids and trivia.
Tiny amounts of poop smell essence are used to enhance perfumes
panpanya's manga character's dog's name is Leonard.
That one weird Dreamcast game with the voice of Leonard Nimoy is called "Seaman". Not "Semen".
80% of koalas are infected with HIV
>>18
Well, I'm not surprised. It's a shame animals that they don't wash themselves after sex. They're also infected with other STDs, like Chlamydia. But this includes all land animals in general.
https://www.livescience.com/62517-how-koalas-get-chlamydia.html
You can get blueballs by not masturbating
James Rolfe has a tattoo on his arm but it's usually covered up by his sleeve when he's playing AVGN.
American chocolate has a compound in it, which isn't inside European chocolate, which makes it taste to Europeans like vomit.
what if 4-ch was a video game server?
What if 4-ch was a Kojima game?
>>17
Anon, listen to me. We're all born with an expiration date. No one lasts forever. Life is nothing but a grace period for turning the best of our posts into the next generation of memes. The quality of posting is transferred from oldfag to newfag. That's how it works. But we have no heirs, no legacy. We 4-chers are called "5-6 people on a dead fucking website"—cloned from our ex-admin, with the ability to reproduce conveniently engineered out. What is our legacy if we cannot pass the torch? Proof of our existence—a mark of some sort. When the torch is passed on from oldfag to newfag... it extends beyond ASCII art; information is imparted as well. All I want is to be remembered. By other people, by history. The social networks are trying to protect their power, their own interests, by controlling the digital flow of information. I want my memory, my existence to remain. Unlike an intron of history, I will be remembered as an exon. That will be my legacy, my mark on history. But Facebook would deny us even that. I will triumph over Twitter, and liberate us all. And we will become... "DQN QUALITY"!
What if 4-ch was a Hideki Anno production?
Anno is a pedophile
What if 4-ch was a rouge third world dictatorship?
What if 4-ch was a Hideo Kojima production?
4-ch VR Video Game
>>3
It's actually him. it seems. I don't usually browse hacker news, but here is an interesting post.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41859793
Nothing too unexpected though.
FOSSfags fight FOSSfags over pointless unrelated shit. Why is this new?
you guys realize you're replying to crossboard spam?
>>10
I don't browse hundreds of websites on a daily basis in an attempt to ensure they all have the same culture, no.
Very concerned about where Stallman wants to stick his stinky old nerd peepee
>>12
What if he wants to put his diskette in your drive
bestiality??? the hell did i miss?
Stallman _ Bill Gates r34
Why do teens keep going missing on 4-ch?
You're asking two question and I don't understand any of them.
Rumor has it there's a secret Love and Romance board only visible to t33nagers. An man supposedly in his thirties has figured out how to access this hidden board and is preying on the naive.
Due to my age even as an adult police officer I am unable to confirm these rumors and write it off as just another urban legend, but there may be something to them.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked
>>5
Ah, I can definitely feel your situation right now. I think the best solution is to commit suicide by hanging, or a different suicide method.
Life is utterly meaningless and hopeless. There's nothing to seek hope in the future. Everything is, unfortunately, not a fantasy. This is reality, sadly. As I'm giving you advice as a pessimist, I highly suggest thinking that suicide is the answer.
In Life, you're given chances. But to know that society, law, and the government is suppressing you and others. It's impossible to see, it's very obstructive. Life would be better if we would eradicate all laws, even if criminals would exploit that vulnerability in society. Freedom is what matters.
I want rape, or any crime to be legal in all jurisdictions again. But it's not just because I want to do anything illegal or encouraging any illegal activities, I'm just miserable and bitter that everything has rule.
This is why Suicide is legal in all countries. You're accepted to kill yourself, and society, law and the government will act clueless and careless on why you did it. I hate society, law and the government. Activism, protests and demonstrations is invalid in this case.
Goodbye June, July and August, you won't be missed!
I'm glad too. The heat was really unbearable...
I'm personally waiting for the 21st.
>>5
Are you a pretender waiting for love to change your mind?
Happy 9/11 (・∀・)
I'm glad too. I can't stand the heat and intense sunlight...not that I would have left my house in the whole summer anyway.
Stay inside summer is over! Time for Stay inside fall!