ITT we make a DQN dish! (43)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 15:14

>>3 will provide the name for this delicious dish!
>>6-12 will provide the ingredients along with their quantities
>>15-21 will provide the directions

recipe GO!

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:34

Mix the cucumber with the eggs, and urinate on it.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:35

Hollow out the cucumber and pour in the baby juice.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:36

Dig a hole seven feet deep and eight feet in diameter and pour the mixture into it. Then fill the rest of the hole with concrete.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:37

Wait twenty years.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:37

Allow the mixture to sit for five to ten days.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:38

Slam the rest of the ingredients in someone's mouth.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:38

Rub the mayonnaise all over the heart.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:39

And that's how you make Fancy Hearing Cake.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4715 22:42

Fancy Hearing Cake

Ingredients:

  • 1 slimy cucumber
  • Juice of one baby, fresh from the blender (it's awwwwwwwwright)
  • The heart of a mother
  • cats whiskers, plucked with oak chopsticks.
  • 14 eggs
  • mayonnaise
  • One bag of flour blessed with holy water

Directions:

  1. Mix the cucumber with the eggs, and urinate on it.
  2. Hollow out the cucumber and pour in the baby juice.
  3. Dig a hole seven feet deep and eight feet in diameter and pour the mixture into it. Then fill the rest of the hole with concrete.
  4. Wait twenty years.
  5. Allow the mixture to sit for five to ten days.
  6. Slam the rest of the ingredients in someone's mouth.
  7. Rub the mayonnaise all over the heart.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 00:17

（　＾ω＾） mmm-mmm! sounds delicious, though i think i'll add a dash of nurupo to mine!

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 00:42

Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!

Yesterday, I went over to the Elitist Superstructure of DQN to make a simple thread. Yes, THAT Elitist Superstructure, DQN. But the whole place was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours! Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! 150 yen discount". I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya. All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed 150 yen discount.
Just for that 150 yen. ONE FREAKIN' FIFTY YEN!!

Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating in DQN. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast. Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a fancy hearing cake".

I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!? Shiiit, i'll give you a fancy hearing cake just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat. Dude, you just don't go to DQN for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit. It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.

Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like. Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.

After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A fancy hearing cake with a LOTTA' baby juice".

Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' baby juice" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.

How the fuck can you say "lotta' baby juice" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!? Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH FUCKIN' BABY JUICE!?" For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that. Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' baby juice" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.

Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in the Elitist Superstructure of DQN. What's cool right now to say is "Mama-daku". That's it! You see now, a large fancy hearing cake with a lotta mother's hearts is what the hardcore DQN freaks eat. Like ME. Saying "Mama-daku" means that you get less cucumber, but they put a WHOLE MESS of mother's hearts. Mmmmm... a large fancy hearing cake with mother's hearts, now THAT'S what I call a meal.

But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs. For you, just go order a cucumber and holy water combo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm sayin'?

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 01:19

>>25 Wins the thread.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 08:02

>You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya.
fail

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4716 08:02

>You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya.
fail

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:35

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:35

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:35

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:35

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:35

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:36

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:36

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:36

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:36

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 01:37

( ´ω`) Dammit, single post!

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 03:03

I like buttercup sandwitches

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4717 05:52

>>38 c-c-c-combo breaker!

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4836 23:11

>>39
So do I.
Witches are hot.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 11:47

Hello, I'm bumping threads with DQN or LOL in the title.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 14:37

VORUDEMOTO

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