This thread is too hard.

Pain turns into pleasure as I fist >>2 into submission.

I invite >>3 to fist me and he accepts, but is unaware of my rectum full of razor blades and stinging antiseptics.

I plague >>2-5, wait a bit, then take them out one-by-one with broodlings.

i punch you >>6 in the stomach

I first kneecap >>7 with pliers, then proceed to use those same pliers to rip each of his fingernails out and feed them to him.

i pull >>8's hair

I tear out >>9's midsection and beat him unconscious with it.

i shove >>10's face into a bowl of jello pudding, then smush it around a bit, then lift it out and look into his eyes, and shove it right back in the pudding again. and this continues until he falls asleep.

I tear into >>11's chest and remove his intestines. I then garrotte him with said intestines.

I point and laugh at >>12.
His self-esteem suffers greatly.

Using a ball-peen hammer, I smash >>14's toes, one by one

Using my teeth, I break every bone in >>16's hand.

Using my boner, I penetrate >>17's eye socket.

Using a 16th century Tanto, I slice off >>18's tiny boner.

Using a 16th century Tanto, I give >>19 an unpleasant razor burn.

Using a ballpoint pen, I remove >>20's eyeballs.

Using a 7MW laser beam, I weld >>21's retinas to the back of his eyesockets.

Using a stack of thin, tough paper, I give >>22 paper cuts on every inch of his body, and reachable orifices.

Using his pants zipper, I painfully pinch >>24's scrotum.