I had EPIC PLANS but my speech synthesizer was found wanting. So instead of carrying those out (and is w) I forgot about this project for a month and then made this in 1 hour from two midi files lying around on my hard drive. Enjoy.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5S3Q1IFG

If this does not bring shame upon the whole enterprise with its massive fail, you might credit it to "Fuyuhiko Sinatra & his Darling Waifu"