What if you were a girl? (94)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:37

Warning: This thread is sexist and only meant for guys. Reading it as a girl is allowed, but pointless although perhaps amusing. However I have no intention to resolve equity by making a counterpart thread for girls. You have been warned.

I take it most here know about Ranma1/2 and I'm sure that even without it, you must at least once have considered this situation:

What if one day you woke up in your own room and found out you've now got a fully developed girl's body. What would you do?

-For me, I'd probably go into a toyshop, buy tabletennisballs, return home and then try shooting them around the room. (I think you know what I mean)

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:45

I don't understand.

Why table tennis?

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5140 23:54

>>2 needs to go visit a Ping-Pong show in Bangkok with a fist full of notes

As for me, I'd probably just call in sick at work, and spend the rest of the day masturbating.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 00:36

Same activity, different method.

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 03:04

Post Tits.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 05:04

Join the lesbian club.

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 05:19

Pretend to be a man on internet sex chatrooms.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 05:24

I would hope that I would be like that forever. I would run to the mall, buy me some lingerie, pantyhoses, I fucking love pantyhoses, and would try to have lesbian sex. And I would probably do a lot more things, but I can't think of any now, because I need to fap to pantyhoses first.

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 06:50

I'd have a blast wanking myself, and then wish I were a man once the period rolled around.

Seriously, being a dude is awesome.

10 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5141 07:40

I'd be a high-class call girl.

Have sex AND get paid for it. This isn't a hard decision to make.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 09:53

DQN is scaring me with the number of transgender fetishists there are posting on it.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 11:36

I would stay off the internet.

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 14:39

It would almost as difficult to pick up girls as it is now ;_;

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 15:11

I'd masturbate with tampons.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 16:11

>>14
That's highly uncomfortable, unless you use huge quantities of lube. Although chicks do have natural lubrication when aroused, it will need help. And the tampons absorb lube and moisture and get soggy and loose.

As to how I know: sometimes just fingering yourself in the butt gets rather boring. And I don't do too well with too large insertions; just because I like prostate stimulation doesn't mean I'm into cocks. And my sister had a huge box of sorta long tampons, so I gave one a try. And from my experience with chicks I know that although they can get very dripping wet, tampons were designed for soaking up dripping wetness.

But yeah. If I'd turn into a chick, after some experimenting alone, I would totally hit the gay bars. Lesbian sex FTW!

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 16:15

>>15 no offense but you're creepy and retarded

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 16:18

>>16
This is DQN. I bet >>15's lying. I bet >>15 isn't even a human. Silly Pandas, posting all over DQN.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 16:41

  • get overcharged when having my automobile, home or PC repaired
  • get underpaid when I get my paycheck
  • earn easy money through nude modelling, exotic dancing, prostitution, or hardcore pornography
  • enjoy bias in my favour during custody and child support legal proceedings
  • enjoy aforementioned self-plesure

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 17:06

I'd freak out, have to update every form and card to reflect my new gender, suffer from feelings of body dysmorphism, have no clue as to handle my new body, and be regarded as a freak who is not quite a man or a woman. People would end up referring to me as "it". I'd also be shunned by all of my friends and family, most of whom would be completely unable to accept this sudden and unexpected change.

You know, just like all of you.

lol TG fetishists

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 18:18

I would return to the kitchen where I belong, and make sandwiches for all of DQN.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 19:27

wai wai, why do you all assume you'd become an ATTRACTIVE woman?

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5141 19:42

Since when were most lesbians attractive? I have a pretty personality already.

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5141 21:18

Do I have to be fully developed? Can I be a little girl instead?

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 00:11

I would drop my ambitions and dreams of being success full in computer programming and transfer to some useless shitty subject which is easy to understand for a lazy member of society such as me. I would never contribute to my field of expertise and finally die without ever accomplishing anything other than having a good family and a large social network.

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 00:13

>>22 models and prostitutes usually have to be somewhat attractive.

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 02:01

I'd go to the first fair and shout 'WORLD PEACE!!!"

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 02:48

I would have hot lesbian sex with my girlfriend.

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 02:58

I would get into a kitchen, where all girls should be at all times.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 03:04

I would make a sandwich.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 03:31

Finally figure out how babby is formed.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5142 06:32

>>25
As a man, I frankly only care about the inner Boon of a woman. Not a Boon, not a babe.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 08:04

>>30

babby is formed by girl get pregnent in ar

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 12:02

>>32

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Goons aren't allowed in DQN. We have our standards.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 08:54

>>21
Because we're all handsome men.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 20:03

>>34 then would you just look like handsome females?

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 07:50

My hands would instantly go to my chest and my cunt, and I would be AWOL for several days.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 10:01

>>35
That's crazy talk. Handsome men don't turn into handsome females -- they turn into handsome men with a vagina and breasts.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5149 23:39

>>37
That's hot.

39 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5149 23:50

I'd immediatly get in the kitchen, seeing that is where I belong.

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 00:19

three things:

  1. mourn the loss of my penis
  2. ask out every straight guy i have ever had a crush on (and probably be refused by all of them, but at least i bloody well tried)
  3. find out if childbirth really is more painful than being kicked in the nuts

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 02:18

>>40 left out "PROFIT!!!"

Also, he's a panda.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 11:47

  1. Marry guy
  2. ???
  3. PROFIT!!!

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 19:41

women > men

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 21:15

>>43 translates into roughly

Periods > no periods

You sick fuck.

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