>>71 Releases the emergency mittens in non-emergency situations.
Whatever, >>1, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
...who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I'd interrogate him for a goddamn hour if that's what it takes.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran like me, the latest trend is this: extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. And an egg. That's how the pros eat.
Extra green onion means you get a little less beef, and a lot more onion. It's a bit more expensive, I'll grant you.
But then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then you'll stick out, and next time the employees might recognize you and add you to their list.
The inexperienced need not apply.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say... is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
>>71 didn't even manage to live up to the high expectations of being shitty. What a motherfucking failure.
>>71 tries to blend in, but his mediocre nature always shows through.
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You were too late, bitch.
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This came out pretty well. >>71 truly did manage to be a fuckup.
>>71 was taken by the Romans as a slave from his native Greece, put in the mines and promptly renamed Uranus for his failed method of smuggling molten silver.
>>71 is clearly not into the whole "existing in potentia only" thing.
>>186 was on trial for burglary. When asked for his closing statement, he lunged across the courtroom and bit the judge's nose clean off.
It's a wonder they haven't executed the bastard.
I hope they would kill each other.
>>186's character is so low that crude oil drips from his armpits.
>>186 came back to life after a fatal accident because Death hated him and kicked him out.
>>186 won't shut up about the international reptilian israeli anti-christian freedom-hating global warming conspiracy.
>>186 pretends his shit don't stink, but it does. Oh, does it ever.
>>186 insists that his preteen anime girl art collection is not pedophile whacking material.
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......that really hurt, 4ch.
>>186 nearly drowned by looking up during a rainstorm.
That's not like him. >>186 is usually very, very late, if he can even manage to pull himself away from World of Warcraft for longer than the time it takes to piss in the corner of his room.
Here we go again, another fucking >>186 trying to tell me how to live my life. This babyfur_watch asshole on here, commenting on my LJ telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetishes." Who the fuck does >>186 think he is saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where >>186 was, i would come over, break my foot off in >>186's ass and slice >>186's damn throat. I have enough crap coming from >>123 and >>71 about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking scumbag like >>186. There are two things >>186 does not fuck with when it comes to me, my friends and my lifestyle. >>186 screws with either one of those things and >>186 is gonna have one pissed off fox on his ass. Just becuase im a babyfur doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go medevil on >>186 if >>186 provokes me. I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of >>186 thinking that since we're babyfurs that he can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back. Most, if not all of us babyfurs get pissed off if >>186 decides to fuck with us. >>186 may not like the fact that we are babyfurs, but >>186 will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be wearing and using diapers, sucking on pacifiers and bottles, wearing baby clothes and acting like baby's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. As far as the BDSM stuff go, so what, i wanna be owned by someone and dommed by them, big deal. Keep your fucking comments to yourself, >>186, if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid >>186...oh wait, you dont have any!
>>186 finds great joy in pushing little old ladies in front of concrete lorries
>>186 believes there are intelligent and deep psychological subplots in Pokémon
>>186 is an okay guy, I don't get what your problem with him his.
>>186 stole my bike, and sold it for wow monies.
what a fiend, surely >>186 must have a weakness, some method we can use to purge him from our message boards and lives.
>>186 realizes that we grow tired of insulting his ugly face, so he just takes it like a chump.
>>186's renown for being shitty has become so great that noone cares anymore.
>>186 bought me a bag of chips. But then he ate them all in front of me. What an asshole.
what.