>>13 is the main character
>>20 is the main character's best friend
>>71 is the bad guy
>>30 states the plot
>>100 writes the book
>>80 illustrates the cover of the book
everyone else contributes in whatever ways they want to such as: thinking up ideas for the plot, and character development, and writing sections of the book.
This will never work.
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole writing thing.
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KOYAMA MITSUKI CHAN!
The real question is how many times will the protagonist hear the lovely cry of "Nii-san!" every paragraph.
If its not at least 10 times, this book will suck.
Also have an opening:
As [protagonist] awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a moe girl.
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole main character thing.
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F. O. E.
The reluctant hero is a staple of good fiction.
LET IT CONTINUE!
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole Daddy Cool thing.
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So what do we do until the book is done?
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( ゚ m゚) uho! ii otoko
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やらないか?
( ̄へ ̄) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Age Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Age, so I would like to Age it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Age Threads".
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Let's get 100 by NaNoWriMo!
Suggestion for opening paragraph -
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
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This is a fast-paced action story about kung-fu fighting. Those cats are fast as lightning.
It's a little frightening, but they fight with expert timing.
The bad guys are funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown. The heroes will chop them up and chop them down using that ancient Chinese art.
SPOILER
The girl dies in chapter 5.
Okay so let me try and get this straight so far:
It's a dark and stormy night in London when Standard 4-ch User, who has been suddenly transformed in his bed into a moe girl, reluctantly teams up with her best buddy Takakazu Abe - beloved by fans for his interjection of "Nii-san! Yaranaika?" 10 times per paragraph- to set things right. With their kung fu fighting skills, they battle funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown as they pursue the mastermind of it all, >>71. But in a stunning plot twist Standard 4-ch User dies in chapter 5 and Takakazu Abe becomes the main character, continuing the quest in order to avenge his fallen friend, who he never did get to do it with.
Also DADDY COOL is in there somewhere.
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( ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole being a girl who dies thing.
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The whole chapter 3 is a flashback.
chapter 2 is 500 pages long
Chapter 4 is -497 pages long.
Chapter 6 is 5 pages longer than chapter 3 and 8 pages shorter than twice the remainder of the length of chapter one divided by 8.
The first edition is hardbound and printed on high quality paper. The main body text is set in 13pt Adobe Jenson Pro.
There is no title! We can't make a book without a title, please provide one in the next post!
Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23
heehee, but what you weren't expecting was that right around the corner would be a crack dealer dealing some crack.
Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.
>>>71 is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.
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thanks it isnt funny until its on the wiki
also it's good that you got that "it is a mystery" emoticon from SA or i wouldn't know what emotion to feel!!!!!!!!!
Grandpa is actually Standard's Grandson. That means that Standard's Junior's brother! Mittens is the love interest so Junior and Standard fight over her until Standard goes to THE REI'S DINER where rei slips a gender reversing potion into his drink. The next morning he awakes to find that he is a girl and goes over to Takakazu Abe's house. The 2 travel down to THE REI'S DINER where they find D A D D Y C O O L and his biker friends VIPPING it up. D A D D Y C O O L tell's Standard that Rei transformed into a giant dragon-penguin and flew to the >>71's Liar, The Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23, which was ironically not a mountain at all but a huge hole that led to the very core of the earth itself...
The entire book is written in Anglo-Saxon alliterative verse.
Hi, it's >>100 again. I just wanted to add that the book is going to be four letters long.
kthxbai
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There will be cake at the end.
>>71's body will not be found, so we may re-use him in part 24.
2^6 get
( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
dongs.
Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.