(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ It is high time Dokyun-kun used his talents to a more sophisticated end, methinks.
>>5 shall be the TITLE
>>6 the SUB title!
>>7 is a JEW (worthless!)
>>8 is a weeabot (some worth, it seems)
>>9 キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>>10-15 shall designate the names of the main (or should I say principal?) characters
>>15-30 ACT I (1)
>>30-45 ACT II (2)
>>45-55 A short intermission; candies and fancy hearing cakes to be served; no ham smash 'em ups due to previous rowdiness on behalf of our patrons.
>>55-75 ACT III (3) [Climax!][Suspense!]
>>75-90 ACT V (4?)
>>90-98 ( ´ω`)
>>99 EPILOGUE
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so anyways, what did you say his name was again?
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!!!!! ━━━━━━(゚A゚)━━━━━━ キタ
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾
Spartan 117
( ´ω`) Back in my day, (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ s were soundly beaten whenever they chose to show their faces in public!
(╬ ಠuಠ)
a panda
/⌒ヽ
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
| / Boon!
( ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
SUDDENLY EVERYONE DIES
(╬ ಠuಠ) To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
Spartan 117: PEW PEW PEW! Double kill!
a panda: Hello everyone ♥
Spartan 117: Hello, this is Spartan 117. I need a weapon.
a panda: Do you feel uphill?
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(╬ ಠuಠ) I have liv'd long enough: my way of life
Is fallen into the sear, the yellow leaf;
And that which should accompany old age,
As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends,
I must not look to have; but, in their stead,
Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath,
Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not.
a panda: I am a Panda
Shii has arrived to fight for his bostinians
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
What did she say?
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ I have something to tell you, panda.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ I'm having your baby.
I'm not sure what's going on in here but I don't like it.
[Spartan 117 is defending the Elitist Superstructure of DQN from aliens and mutants and such, while (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ tries to convince a panda that not only has he experienced sexual intercourse with a living being, but is pregnant, despite obviously being male. While drinking tea. All in the same room. Suddenly, just as Spartan 117 has run out of ammunition, a dyanmic entry is made by Naito Horizon.]
/⌒ヽ
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
| / Boon!
( ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
[Alien 1]
He's got your number now
He knows just what you've done
You got no place to hide
you got nowhere to run
He knows your life of crime
I think it's fragging time
He's got his facts all straight
You know he's on your trail
He's gonna turn you in
They're gonna put you in jail
He's got the goods and I'm
All set for fragging time
[Alien Chorus]
Come on, come on
[Alien 1]
Think about all those offers
[Alien Chorus]
Come on, come on
[Alien 1]
Your future with Grandpa!
[Alien Chorus]
Come on, come on
[Alien 1]
Ain't no time to turn squeamish
[Alien Chorus]
Come on, come on
[Alien 1]
I swear on all my heads
when he's gone, the world will be yours
Come on, come on
It's fragging time
a panda: Nice weather.
( ´ω`) >>1 fucked up. All the parts run into each other since the format >>3-5 is inclusive. Instead it should be something like:
>>5 shall be the TITLE
>>6 the SUB title!
>>7 is a JEW (worthless!)
>>8 is a weeabot (some worth, it seems)
>>9 キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>>10-15 shall designate the names of the main (or should I say principal?) characters
>>16-30 ACT I (1)
>>31-45 ACT II (2)
>>46-55 A short intermission; candies and fancy hearing cakes to be served; no ham smash 'em ups due to previous rowdiness on behalf of our patrons.
>>56-75 ACT III (3) [Climax!][Suspense!]
>>76-90 ACT V (4?)
>>91-98 ( ´ω`)
>>99 EPILOGUE
Thank you.
(╬ ಠuಠ) She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ And in shame of my error, I shall take my own life...
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Slowly, through the long term carcinogenic effects of tobacco use.
Spartan 117: You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.
a panda: I am happy when I eat
a panda: except when I eat things I don't like.
a panda: even then I am slightly happier then would be if I were not eating
Spartan 117: shhhhhhhh-BOOM! Double kill! Click, ping, ping, ping, BOOM! Badadam! Badadam! Triple kill!
a panda: alas! I am wounded!
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ No! a panda NOOO! I...you...you can't die! You can't die goddamnit! a panda, my love!
(╬ ಠuಠ) So wise so young, they say do never live long.
End of Act II.
a panda: Thank goodness, I was getting hungry. Now where's that Fancy Hearing Cake?
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|(へ), 、(へ)、.| >>46 That'll be キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!! 99999.999, please ;)
| ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .:|
| `-=ニ=- ' .:::::|
\ `ニニ´ ._/
(`ー‐--‐‐―/ ).|´
| | ヽ|
ゝ ノ ヽ ノ
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This is a play, I do not know what to say, but this is not a passion play. It is this element is lacking, where the panda panda must be because the dead panda Spartan killed. Hate it when characters are brought back from the dead, like Gandalf. Why is the cost so much cake like?
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ So, everyone, is it me, or am I the only one who got the lines right?
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ We aren't supposed to be on stage right now, we're taking a break. You may as well stay up there though, we only have a few more posts left.
( ・ ∀ ・ )Intermission's almost over! Be ready in 2!
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾-̾
OH NO, I NEED MORE NICOTINE! GIVE ME MORE TIME!
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ RA-RA-RASPUTIN!
Lover of the Russian Queen!
There was a cat that really was gone
RA-RA-RASPUTIN!
Russia's Greatest Love Machine!
It was a shame how he carried on
(╬ ಠuಠ) I conjure you, by that which you profess,―
Howe'er you come to know it,―answer me:
Though you untie the winds, and let them fight
Against the churches; though the yesty waves
Confound and swallow navigation up;
Though bladed corn be lodg'd, and trees blown down;
Though castles topple on their warders' heads;
Though palaces and pyramids do slope
Their heads to their foundations; though the treasure
Of nature's germins tumble all together,
Even till destruction sicken,―answer me
To what I ask you.
|~ ̄ ̄|
|____†__|
(╬ ಠuಠ) MITTENS
a panda: they won't fit my paws.
( lj∀q):
Who of you are my parents? Obviously due to my ugly face I am a product of incest. >>47 are you my father or the creation of a shit artist?
>>67, (╬ ಠuಠ) is your father and the english alphabet was your mother!
a panda: I am hearing something.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ It's all in your head.
(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Just as your child is in my womb.
a panda: Oh look Spartan 117 appears to have been killed. I hope he is alive.
Spartan 117: We'll be fine.
a panda: Oh I guess I timed my cliffhanger wrong, sorry everyone.
tense piano music Pla pla! Pla PLA pla! Pla pla! Pla PLA pla!
a panda: The last act of this play will host my musical performance. Forgive me if sometimes I hit more than an octave at the same time, I'm still a beginner at this piano stuff.
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空は飛べるよブーンだから孤独ばかりの夜だけど
VIPPERに微笑みを与えられたなら
初めてスレに書き込んだ瞬間にFOX★が僕に下した指名は僕にだけアク禁
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働いたら負けかなと思ってる
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The sun set. All enjoyed a bag of slate marble. The family joined in. Fortinbras fixed the rest.
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( ´∀`)/ < ENCORE! ENCORE!
彡 ⊂ ノ \________
彡 (つ ノ
彡 (ノ
( ・-・) I paid 10 bucks for my ticket. You better fuckin' do it again.
Now, for the recorded performance.