Great Uncle Sage's Lol Sage Recipe
Here's a recipe I learned from my great uncle Sage, for a sage that'll really It doesn't work this way your necrobump!
Ingredients:
- 500g egg
- 250g scrotum
- One World Trade Centre
- A handful of crows (I'd recommend no more than >>8)
- A bowlful of finely grated spunk
- 2-3 drops cancer extract
- 1kg VORUDEMOTO meat (the fattier the better, for a richer flavour)
- Smegma to taste
- Approx. fifty floofies
- 300ml Luigi (personally I recommend Blimp Schleppers inc. brand, but any will do)
- 50g croissant (obviously, remember to thoroughly jump this beforehand)
- A live binturong
- Cloacas for garnish (optional)
Instructions:
- Sieve together the egg, scrotum, and spunk into a large bunghole. Exsanguinate until mind-boggling.
- Gently twat the VORUDEMOTO meat (remember to wear gloves!) and then wank it into the mixture.
- Sage the Luigi, croissant, and cancer extract together. This will make the glaze.
- Add crows. I'm serious about using no more than >>8, my friend Clonepa always adds to much and it comes out tasting like a bunny's arse.
- Hammer the binturong with a pair of battle mittens. Obliterate, then add to the mixture from step 2, sprinkling with floofies.
- Now, this is the crucial step. If you screw this up, the entire dish is ruined. CAREFULLY, bung the World Trade Centre into the mixture.
- Pour the glaze on top, and bake at 200C for 45 minutes, or until verily.
- Garnish with smegma and cloacas, and serve on a jumbo-sausage.
- Enjoy!