[Story] DQN: New Generation [Advanced] (46)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 17:37

>>100,200,300,400,500,600,700,800,900,999 are plot summaries so you can follow along the plot.

DQN-kun came home late because he was visiting his sick

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 18:04

pedophile friend.

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He lifted the light switch and with the help of the light he

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beheld the shocking sight of Grandpa and Junior

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who struggled with

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Natsumi for their very lives, when

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suddenly they remembered Janey's daughter's name is Natumi, so they

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rubbed his thick long slimy

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 21:23

dick. The end.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 03:39

of the wait. The hotpocket finished cooking.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 06:51

and my cunt was pulsating, cum shot out of my vagina as I

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 08:19

inserted the L. Ron Buttplug (with hypno eyes!) into my

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basket. Another one to my collection, I thought as I was

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suddenly killed. The end.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 09:39

of that joke! I was just kidding, for you see I am

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 13:50

the end of mankind, I was made for the purpose of killing off mankind because

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 14:26

he made me do it

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:49

and as he started to lick my long throbbing

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hairy big wet

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ham sandwich.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 17:31

Shit. That was a sentence fragment, wasn't it? Or, maybe it was

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 17:59

my homeless mother hiding in someone's apartment closet

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 21:56

nearly. She was waiting for the inhabitant to

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 22:10

see how much manmeat one lass could manage in her bum, but

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 22:18

desu

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:33

thousands of niggers fall!!
THOUSANDS OF NIGGERS STRIKE!

WHOA AHWAOAAOAOA MY CCHICENS HIDE THE CHICKENS

27 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5413 06:20

it was only 44 seconds to pie. Then suddenly, at that time

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 07:27

I realized the "pie" is LOL RANDOM XD. Suddenly, my tripcode

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 08:47

tripped on a code. The end.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 14:15

of that failjoke. It was really 44 seconds to BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE. Then suddenly, at that time, some guy named

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 07:03

Joe peeked around the corner at his half empty Aunt Jemima container wondering who used up half the bottle. Suddenly, something dark and hairy jumped out of the corner. It was a large

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 10:06

Panda named

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 11:41

>>32B He handed me a briefcase which was emitting a ticking sound. I opened it and

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 14:51

I closed it immediately, keeping its a content a secret I will keep until I die.

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