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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 12:26 [No]

Thank you, >>0

Now >>1 is a man from the rolling thunder.
The thriller on the bass guitar.
He can walk that cats scratch walk.
And talk that mean southern crawl.
TAKE IT HOME >>1

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:38 [No]

>>1 is dirt.

he is a bastard and he is dirty pig.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:15 [No]

>>2 sucks so much ass, he made it to the Guiness book of world records.

Now, >>3 Time for you to make the greatest display at the bag convention in the douche aisle!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:34 [No]

Good job throwing one out to yourself, >>3

And now, >>5 walks out and vomits from stage fright!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 01:02 [No]

...sorry, I can't do this.

Over to you, >>6

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 01:08 [No]

I have some pills for that >>5, maybe give it a try later.

But now we're in for a smashing performance by >>7.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:01 [No]

Thank you >>6!

But me blowing myself up is just a warm-up for the stunning juggling act you'll get from >>8!

The difference between him and a normal juggler? He uses bowling balls coated in baby oil!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:17 [No]

Sorry, I've run out of babies to extract baby oil from! You'll have to settle for normal bowling-ball juggling.

I'm no longer used to handling my sweaty, unoiled balls- usually my lovely assistant takes care of that for me- so they are liable to fly into the crowd, allowing Doctor >>9 to arrive with the paramedics and give a masterful demonstration of triage.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 05:12 [No]

Ahh... thank you, >>8. I'm sorry I'm late, but I was busy raiding the ER dispensary. Hey, my morphine habit ain't gonna support itself. Anyhoo, I needed to stop by there anyway in order to stock up on these bags of medical marijuana that I'm currently passing out to the audience. Smoke up, everybody! You all look like you have glaucoma. Do you have glaucoma? I think you have glaucoma. Take a few tokes, people. Believe me, it'll really help you to appreciate the performance of my good friend Mr. >>10, who will be joining us shortly to demonstrate his gift of playing the guitar using only his penis.

That Viagra I snagged for him should just now be taking effect, so I think we can expect him out here any time...

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 01:37 [No]

You are a real bonehead, >>9.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 02:16 [No]

>>11 is a man who needs no introduction!

So I will shut up and let him play the guitar.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 02:49 [No]

　　　　　　　＿＿／＼＿＿
　　　　　　　＼　LUCKY　／
　　　　　　　　　CHANNEL　　　Why, thank you! ☆
　　　　　　　　　|／　　＼|
　　　ｧ'ﾞ´´´^ゝ　　　　 (⌒ヽ　ﾉl_　　｡☆
　　ミr'(~｀ｿﾘ　　☆。　〃´￣　く ’　　　And contrary to popular belief, >>12 has a huge penis! It’s just really ugly!
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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 02:50 [No]

　　　　　　　＿＿／＼＿＿
　　　　　　　＼　LUCKY　／
　　　　　　　　　CHANNEL
　　That was quite uncalled-for. But true. On to you, >>14
　　　ｧ'ﾞ´´´^ゝ　　　　 (⌒ヽ　ﾉl_　　｡☆
　　ミr'(~｀ｿﾘ　　☆。　〃´￣　く ’
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14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:48 [No]

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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 19:52 [No]

Nobody ever introduces me...
I wish i could be as cool as >>16...

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 22:37 [No]

>>15 will reach 1/18th of my coolness if he works on it for 10000 years.

Now for someone who is so hip he belongs in the HG2G headquarters

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 20:54 [No]

I-

I can't read what's on the telepromp..

That's because there's no words on-

THERE'S NO FUCKING WORDS ON IT

FUCKING THING SUCKS

. . .

What!? "TO PLAY US OUT" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

FUCK IT.

I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE

(but si)- WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

And that was the news for today. We'll leave you with >>17 and a cut from his new album.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 23:57 [No]

Girl,
Oh girl girl girl,
monkey balls make you sweeter
girl girl girl
and now on to you >>18 with a shredding guitar solo!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 05:38 [No]

Well ladies and germs, everybody give a big round of applause for >>18. C'mon, you can do better than that! Alright then!

Now for a man who's a sexual offender in all 50 states and the District of Columbia...>>20!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 14:43 [No]

You forgot Poland!

Next, somebody who has F-cup man boobs!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:36 [No]

>>20 likes to play with them

sings the most awesome opera solo you've ever heard in your life

and now, the first rap artist from the mid-west to break the barriers between hip-hop and polka... >>22

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 11:05 [No]

I'm the biggest pimp in Prague
Them bitches always down for a shag
I'm the baddest G in Czechoslovakia
West coast niggas, check the mazurka

>>23-dawg he one fly homie, yo take the mike

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