( ﾟ -ﾟ) Okay. My problem is that I have to pilot a creepy giant robot to fight vaguely Gigeresque tentacled kaiju horrors from another dimension and prevent them from destroying the Earth. And I have the hots for both of my fellow pilots, one of whom is a cute foreign redhead, the other of whom is a cute albino. Also, my father never loved me.

Say, you look kind of familiar.