( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Anyways, >>1, listen to me. It's really related to this thread.
I went to Teh Rei's Dinor a while ago; you know, Teh Rei's Dinor? Well anyways, there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those IDIOTS.
You, don't come to Teh Rei's Dinor just because it's 150 yen off, dumbfuck. It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 FUCKING YEN, for crying out loud!
There are even entire families here. Family of four, all out for some Teh Rei's Dinor, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, Grandpa's gonna order the extra-large."
God, I can't bear to watch.
Fuckers, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Teh Rei's Dinor should be a scene of carnage. The tense atmosphere, where two mecha pilots on opposite ends of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality; THAT'S what's great about this place.
Women and children should piss off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the fat bastard next to me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Teh Rei's Dinor veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this: extra sarcasm.
That's right, extra sarcasm. This is the true connoisseur's way of snarking.
Extra sarcasm means more sarcasm than food. But on the other hand, the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And it's delicious. Unbeatable, even.
However, if you order this, there is the danger that you'll be marked by the employees from the next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the special.