Original text:

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you as a husband and a wife, I'm ready to help other people hurt you, you're in trouble, all this is necessary, we will be affected."