I feel like DQN is moving slowrer these days.
Ever and unon he raised himself upon his elbow, casting an anxious glance over the plain. "Not yet! not yet!" he would despondingly utter to himself.
I think thor is a pretty cool guy
>>873-875
Frankly, I think you all need to do some resache into DQN thread fafeness ratings.
I propose a further lowssment of the rating.
We are the knights who say ni
It's quite warm out today, so I'll have to wear lite clothing.
>>877
Admittedly, a hammer is way more awesome than a bo and arrow.
Just a cogh in the machine, baby.
I'm gonna bigh myself a cute skirt and pretend to be a little girl.
>>877
If you're lucky, maybe he'll invite you to his place for a hot, steamy thorfutch.
I have no problems with my jaquetion, but my pantsitude definitely leaves a lot to be desired.
incall, please hold.
[fifteen minutes of muzak]
incall, please hold.
[fifteen minutes of muzak]
incall, please hold.
[fifteen minutes of muzak]
incall, please ho--
[your phone's batteries die]
Oi'll moike you poy for thois!
>>891
Might I suggest chaning them to a lamp-post in a fairly remote area?
Tatable
Japanese are great inventors.
In the past few centuries the land of Nippon had a growing influence from the West. However, people of this country were able to keep their traditions alive. This resulted in a strange fusion of different cultures.
One of the forms it had taken was a creation of a tatable which is a short table that has to be mounted on top of tatami. It usually has a built-in blanket and a heater which arguably puts it on the top of the list of the greatest inventions ever that make life better in northern regions.
I wonder if I could pull off a tache...
caw caw motherfuckers
thow shalt not covet thy neighbor's facial hair, or his ravens, or his porcupines, or his breakfast cereals, or his orangutans, or--
shi lol
The spece must flow!
I will fly into your kitchen tonight and reack havoc with your pots and pans.
Why order a regular Fleshlight when you can have one of the delux models?
I was going to take a walk in the park, but clouds look rather rainly all day long.
Why, this park is enormous! Or, as our friends from New York would say, it's yuge !
Initt , though?
If you'll accompany me to the daining room, I shall serve you a slice of Fancy Hearing Cake.
I'm not entirely sure what the difference is between a book and a tome, apart from that a tome is older. I shall go ask wikipedia.
If scientists are going to go to the trouble of genetically engineering a cross between dates and chives, you'd think they'd come up with a more creative name than just daitchive.
I shan't play with you again until you've had a wash.
Have you ever been punched in thidick? It isn't pleasant.
> 854 just silontloy ponched me woght in my jow! fock!
>>854 should cease these unjuss and unprovoked assaults on his fellow dokyuns.
Stop throwing rowx at me! No, wait, these aren't rowx, they're insults.
>>854 claims that it's the Juce idea that makes him attack people
Hurry up! I'm not maid of time!
It is a common misconception that a big egg can only come from a bighen.
All this chaffage is making my missiles useless!
By jove, is that a clue?!
I'M A MIGHTY ORC! wagh!!
It could be woursh; it could be raining.
Beware, my lord, lest the peasant uprisings resuge.
Masotion, the best brand of lotion for painful masturbation!
And now for a terrible joke:
Why did the golfer have to change his socks?
Because he had a hole inwone.
Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna barth.
What's all this quumotion ?
It's those damn furries. They're yiffing in public in the park again.
Mah boy, this DINNER is what all true warriors strive for!
I thum my nose at you, sir.
Sea guls eat stuff that's kind of gross.
and how!
Head southish, but not so far south that you start encountering KKK.
This procedure requires that you be under heavy cedation.
What the fow do you think you're doing?!
This is DQN! You can't just post whatever you want here!
Science knows of no safe way to unquack a duck
>>937 reesh, man, watch where's you're going, you almost ran into me!
Sepples is an awful language. Why don't you learn lawsp , the language of hackers?
Mize well pick up thum boys frum cherch whahl yer owt.
>>943
Oh yeah? In France, all ducks go "coin coin". Explin that if you can!
My name is not China! I am Hong Melling!
I'm gone
Oh no, the fog! LADS, DEPLOY THE foghull!
broy don't you be shittin me now!
I'm a lone wolf, you hear? I don't need no one but myself.
Looking for:
Cute femme to share quiet times with (B&W only thanks XD)
LonelyHunter404@gmail.com
Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies!
Say what you will about the DQN Short Novel, but it's certainly novely.
>>959
Give me some generic alcoholic beverage as well; I'm thirshiy.
My computer keeps giving me a nawll pointer exception. "ぬるぽ" it says.
>>962
That's funny, I get a unull exception, is that the opposite?
>>964
All I get is fim, which is even less than "ぬるぽ". At least it has the courtesy to tell me the program has ended, anyway.
Thoy shall not despair, >>967. For gold is but a false bourn.
Hoy, hoy, I'm the boy, packin' 80 pounds of heavenly joy.
Hot crozz buns are delicious. I should buy some.
I know how you feel, >>967. My captcha just told me to get a job.
>>971
Get yourself into some heated political debation and live off people's donations.
Fow a ballagh! Out of the way, out of the way!
got DQN?