( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) That's nice.
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(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) Hey assface, you're gonna get a beat down
( `)(´) What did I do?
( ・ω・) C'mon guys, don't beat up Uncle Assface!
(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬)He was plotting to kill you. We found his plans in the foundry.
( ・-・) Hey, has anyone seen my secret plans to kill Clonepa? I'm sure I left them around here somewhere.
( `)(´) Are we done here? I still haven't had my morning vomit.
( `)(´) I'm a big fat butt.
( ・ω・) But are you sure you're as thunk as you drink you are?
(･`∍´･) (メ`へ´) (#¬٨¬) Are you talkin to us? Cuz we don't thunk we drought anyone else around.
( ・ω・) Well, I thread to drink that you drought that; the thunk you doubt is drunken thoughts' sunken droughts.
( `)(´) So am I getting beat up or not, then?
(´･∍･) (メ´へ) (#¬〜¬) Nah. We're stupid and we're leaving. Bye.
( ・ω・) Yeah, the coast is clear.
(´･∍･) Actually... Can I hang out with you guys?
( ・ω・) I don't know if we need a duckmouth
( ・-・) For that matter, I'm not sure we need a Clonepa either.
In other news, viewers tuned out in the thousands as today's
Everybody Loves Clonepa simply showed annoying comic foil
Beady Eyes sitting on a bare set, nervously picking at his scabs
and trying to th-
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(´･∍･) Maybe I can help with your show! I know some cat and dog jokes!
( ・-・) Alright, let's hear them if it'll get you out of here faster.
(メ`へ´) I lost my goddamn duck again.
( ・ω・) I don't know what's going on
(´･∍･) ( ・ω・) I've found my one true love, we're eloping together, tell the show producers not to try to find us.
( ・ω・) You two have fun! I'll take over here.
( ・ω・) .....
( ・ω・) What is it we do here?
(#¬٨¬) I haven't really gotten any representation here.
( ・-・) That's because you're the ugly one and nobody likes you.
( ・ω・) I like you. You have a funny nose.
(メ`へ´) And then there was one.
( ・-・) Don't get too comfortable; you're next.
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( ° _ °) Shut up, fuccboi
( °_°) Talk shit, get hit.
( ・ω・) La plume de ma tante!
( ・ω・) Oops. I meant investment hips.
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( ・-・) Actually it's sludgecore band ooze
( ・-・) Here they are with their hit song, "unco"
( ・ω・) That was oozecore band SLUDGE with "unco." Thank you SLUDGE.
( ・ω・) Next up is the DQN Minister of Stunted Talking come to talk to us about the upcoming 999 GET.
( ´ω`) Watch yourself there, Captain Hairlip.
( ・Ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Ohmpa.
( ・Ω・) I direct the brass band at our yearly SausageFest!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ohm-pa, Ohm-pa, Ohm-pa-pa!
( ・Ω・) I see you're familiar with my work.
( ・-・) Hi I'm upside down mouth Beady Eyes
( ・_・) Pleased to meet you.
( ・ω・)
( ・-・) And the Clonepacolypse comes to an end.
( ・-・) Goodbye, universe! Can't say it's been fun.