Follow my example, if you so desire:
On a scale of 1 to 10, a 1 being metal spoons and a 10 doing blow off of Emma Watson's ass, I can judge everything else! Because nothing can be worse than a metal spoon and nothing can be better that insufflating happy narcotics off of Hermine's genitals!
**NOTE: I HATE metal spoons. They're the most counter-intuitive and miserable devices on the planet. Metal conducts heat! Heat burns your mouth! Make them out of porcelain or plastic! THESE DO NOT CONDUCT HEAT ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)!!!