( ´ω`) *takes an extensive inhalation of roughly (by volume) 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases in order to begin his recounting of an epic that would forever remain in Grandpa's memory as the most terrifying time in his life, in which the manliest of men cowered at the unspeakable atrocities of warfare*