／(◕‿‿◕)＼ Make a contract with me (44)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 12:40

／(◕‿‿◕)＼ What do you wish for? I will make it come true.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 13:33

I want super powers.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 22:16

I want to be more DQN.

more!

more!

4 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6376 23:58

I wants me some pokemon.

An espeon would do. They are cute, I like them!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 02:41

I would like to be Louis Althusser's zombie

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 05:03

I want to be so good at magic that I'd be able to perform miracles defying natural laws.

I'll need to know the details of the contract before agreeing to it, though.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 05:40

I wish you to perform fellatio upon me, in return I will pay you not less than one tablespoon of fresh human ejaculate.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:23

I want a Japanese BBW for a girlfriend.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:36

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Make a contract with me and your face can be as wide as you want.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 15:59

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     ／人◕‿|‿◕人＼
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Shoot to kill

11 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6379 00:02

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You leave that thing alone, tough guy.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 21:46

I wish to be successful in a world where Puella Magi are no longer needed.

Refuse, and I'll call Homerun-chan.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 23:00

shit nigger

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 01:40

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ >>13 is now a magical shit nigger girl.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 06:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) sparkly poop? no thanks.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 14:04

／人◕ ω ◕人＼ Hello everyone! My name is Kyubpa!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 01:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Get lost, clonebee.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 02:41

I want to be as cool as Espeon!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 17:47

／(◕‿‿◕)＼ Well, there are limitations to my power. Some people couldn't be cool if they lived in Antarctica and were filled with liquid nitrogen. But we can try.

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