You slowly return to conciousness, your gummed up eyes peeling apart like tectonic plates.

As you begin to make sense of the blurry and indistinct world around you, you see something that makes you immediately jump up, alert.

Before you stands a terrifying monster! It appears to have feline features, yet it stands on its hind legs in some mockery of a human. It wears something brown and coiled on its head. It stares straight at you with its beady, unblinking eyes.

Without warning, it calls out in a shrill, squeaky voice:

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and what do you think of my hat?
　（つ　　 つ　　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

You gather your wits and give an answer...

[ ] Why do you have choko-aisu on your head?
[ ] Why do you have shit on your head?