┌───────────────────┐
┌───┤                 - ┼ - -> PLEASURE
│B  │            CUM    │
│A  └────────┐ ┌┐  ┌┐   │
│L    PENIS  │ └┘┌┐└┘   │
│L  ┌────────┘   └┘     │
│S  │ POOPER            │
└───┤           COLON   │
└───────────────────┘

Diagram not 100% accurate; see user manual for full operating instructions.